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This Ohio State QB sucks.
• 2nd most Superbowl interceptions• Worst QBR ever in the first half of a Superbowl (10.7)•Second-worst Super Bowl performance since 2000 (–0.62 EPA per dropback)• 18 interceptions nullified by penalties, the most in the league since 2018. • Holds the highest roughing-the-passer rate in playoff history: 0.41 penalties drawn per game — over three times the league average (0.12 per game).
• 2nd most playoff wins of all time among QBs• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history• Highest win rate of all time• Has more division titles (7) than division losses (5)• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in the NFL + college.• Only 28 year old to have 2 MVPs and 3 Superbowl MVPs
I think the texans are making the playoffs.
Gayleb bussy status?
>>158231103Same
Who are the FC Bayern Munchen of the NFL?
Mina spammer is a sick individual
G O A TOA T
>>158231159Not surprised. This guy is mentally ill
>>158231117Fully healed and ready to go tomorrow
>>158231173Unfortunately it's something really fucking stupid
>>158231159yea the whole world knows simps are mentally ill
>>158231131California without a shadow of a doubt
>>158231159Honestly such a pathetic waifu choice
*wins*
>>158231159>>158231165That chargers fag will give up once Mina flips on Herbert and admits how shitty he is.
>>158231258*Seethes*
>>158231258Fun fact: Denver has the lowest ratio of females to males, so it's often called Menver. If you're a homosexual like the kiwi this is good.
>>158231258>everything out of focus so we don't have to look at his gross skin
>>158231269 Mina will bandwagon the Chiefs starting tomorrow
>>158231202>>158231239This anon just screams "I'm too poor to go tailgate at a NFL game regular and make friends"
>>158231258Women aren't built for the altitude, it's for men only. Brokeback Mountain style
>>158231312But I thought women loved hiking and outdoors. Thats why they're always yelling at me to stop playing video games
>>158231325I have real friends and don't need to pay to hang out or have something in common with them, much less something as stupid as the cleveland browns
>>158231312Sounds like an ideal place to visit for /nfl/
>>158231325In this economy nobody has money to do all that shit
>>158231413If NFL was really about winning and losing then people would be committing suicide in mass when teams lose. It isn't that important anon, if you need to feel superior to others through the achievement of other men, then just go read a history book
are the lions making the playoffs? even though the viqueens are frauds, i think they’re winning the division
>>158231342Yeah I heard that women in Denver age like shit
>>158231446This. Its not that important. I'll just say it was rigged for the Chiefs and move on. Its just sports entertainment bro
>>158231447Depends. It'll take a collapse from another team in the divvy, and Goff needs to keep playing like an MVP like all season
>>158231434I've already been to 2 NFL games this season and am not broke (6 figure net worth). When you get older you'll have more money to this kind of stuff
>Puka outs the jews>Gurley a MAGAt Chud>Kroneke is a known Republican; Snead and McVay by associationRams are the most BASED team in the NFL. Prove me wrong
>>158231446I watch football for fun. Crazy concept I know.
>>158231476It's ok anon, if you need other men's success to make you feel better about being broke, then by all means more power to you, but I just enjoy going to the games and making friends
>>158231496>Los AngelesDone
>>158231512>random people you're never gonna see again>friends
>>158231558California since its inception was a republican stronghold until the late 80s. Texas will turn blue in your lifetime btw
>>158231410>But I thought women loved hiking and outdoors.LOL, no. These zoomer girls spend all day doom-scrolling social media. I rarely see males or females in their 20s exercising. It's only millennials and boomers. It's not as bad in the northwest USA, but go to southeast and you will never see a young female in a park, hence why they're all morbidly obese.
>Kraft gets caught red handed getting a hand job at a massage parlor>Nothing happens and gets footage deleted >Jed York gets caught before he meets with a prostitute >gets arrested and suspended Why?
>>158231593>It's not as bad in the northwest USANorthwest has a hiking culture and isn't as obese as the southwest.
Imagine there's 50 teams in the nfl. Every state has a team full of only players born in that state. Which state wins?My bet is on Texas.
>>158231579I've made lifelong friends going to games anon. I just texted one this morning I've known for 24 years. Not my fault you're awkward and don't have the confidence to meet people
>>158231258Blow Dix fucking sucks
>>158231496Lambs are a corpo-Walmart soulless team. Only teams in NFL that have SOVL are Raiders and Browns
>>158231623per capita, lousiana or georgia might win however. ohio would be good in the north
>>158231258Check down merchant
Bo Nix status?
>>158231669California wins all these contests strictly due to the fact they're the most populous and almost the most affluent so their athletes are optimized for gains physically
>>158231258
>>158231636Yes it is
>>1582316894-2
>>158231657>BrownsYou mean the Ravens?>Oakland/Los Angeles(whom you abhor)/Oakland/Las Vegas Raiders>SOVLyou can tell the NFLFilms pseud from a mile away lol
>>158231325Nah im just not an alcoholic. Alcohol is literally poison to the bosy. But hey man you do you.
>>158231066it is funny how as a coach he seemed like the peak alpha male and now he seems like the gen x equivalent of the black kid who like anime and rpgs, physiognomy and everything
>>158231653if brady were the one to have said what fitzpatrick said there would be no outrage
there is nothing wrong with checkdowns. No need to risk a turnover when you can get 3+ yards every pass
>>158231753no risk it no biscuit (unless you have the denver or seattle defense)
>>158231732I haven't drank in many many years anon. Majority of Americans don't drink anymore
>>158231623California. Its not even close. California makes the best football players in the country
I wonder how much cheese grater sales spike when GB plays CHi
>>158231732poison this bussy
Does this nigga think LA is just Huntington Beach or something?
>>158231784per capita, not even close to the sunbelt
>>158231727Nah faggot Raiders and Browns are the most SOVL teams in the league. Their fans never give up on the team and their tailgates are legendary. Your bitch ass would disown your team the second they lost 3 in a row. If you haven't lived through a season like 0-16 or some shit like that, you ain't a real fan and I'll challenge your fandom all day everyday
>>158231623texas, florida, california, georgia. other states need not even compete
>>158231066bo jackson is the most overrated player in NFL history. jim harbaugh aka a former NFL QB and the current head coach of the 0-5 san diego chargers put up more rushing yards in his playing career than bo jackson. he never even had a 1000 yard rushing season.
>>158231749If you're not a great player, how the fuck do you even have an analyst job? They'll probably get Dak Prescott for analysis in 5-10 years and its gonna be so cringe worthy
>>158231616>Northwest has a hiking cultureIt's a shame the Northwest folks are all assholes. In the southeast everyone was friendly but in the northwest nobody wants to give you the time of day. I'm assuming this is because there's spay paint, trash, and homeless people on every block and people have put up mental boundaries to protect themselves from the noise. I never thought I'd say I want to go back to majority black cities but I hate these north folks with a passion.
>>158231797People confuse LA and the rest of SoCal as one thing. When we say LA, we the SoCal natives, we mean the actual city of LA not the metro area. You refer to each city by its individual name. There are about 200 cities that make up the entire SoCal megalopolis
>my team has heckin SOVL cause we are shittersThis is a new level of cope im going to need to get adjusted with
>>158231769Good. And while we're at it if you smoke you're a fucking idiot. Im also talking to you zoomers with your vapes.
>>158231258The melty maker18-3 in his last 21 starts btw
Being a fan of a tram.is a weak identity, used to distract you from your everyday life and problems. All adults know this, it's why you never see well adjusted men as 'fanatics' of a team, ever.
>>158231846If you want the truth, it's probably because of your accent. If you don't have that west coast chill surfer accent people will be more reserved
>>158231850>the state of vermont
>>158231801Spoken like a true Pseud. Good day
>>158231858I only tried it out because I thought I'd get girls
>>158231800The best players are all from California. California all star team vs the entire sunbelt all star team and my money is still on California.
>>158231858Anon, I don't do any of that. I'm just a good old boy eating his chicken, veggies and rice. You're grasping at straws here trying to rectify something in your mind that is false
>>158231826Dont count out Hawaii. Those Samoans are built different.
>>158231868Everything is a distraction from death. You wont be remembered past your immediate family, none of the money you saved you can take to the afterlife. Why does what one does with the time spent before the inevitable concern you so much to denigrate. Your the bottom feeder.
>>158231886absolutely not true. they’re from the gulf coast states (and iowa for big ass linemen)
>>158231875Thanks for confirming you're a cazzie and have no SOVL. Take care fake fan
>>158231837Fitzpatrick was pretty good. You dont remember his Fitzmagic games?
>>158231909>Samoans are built different.somalians too
>>158231846I'm from northwest. Its all true. I flew to Indiana one time. Some random guy at the supermarket said hello to me one time and was being nice, and I was so shocked, I was speechless and couldn't even respond like an aspergers patient. I'm not used to randoms talking to me
>>158231868I know plenty of well adjusted men who love sports and are fanatics of their team. You're just a friendless loser who has limited exposure to the world. One of these rich well off men invited me into his suite at field level one game and he was one of the craziest fans in the entire stadium
>>158231850Which players are from New England and Alaska? Im shocked there's any from Alaska specifically.
>>158231929I'm not that anon, but if California was its own country facing off against the US, my money is on California. Their sports infrastructure is unrivaled
>>158231944Oregonians are nice :(
>>158231623first look at which states have QBs worth a damnQBs:>California - Josh Allen>Ohio - Joe Burrow>Texas - Patrick Mahomes>Florida - Lamar Jackson>Georgia - Trevor Lawrence>Louisiana - Dak Prescott>Utah - Jaxson DartThen look at 2025 All-pros:>Texas: 9>Florida: 8>Georgia: 6>California: 2>Ohio: 2>Utah: 2>Louisiana: 1Texas, Florida and Georgia would trade wins every year
>>158232023https://www.pro-football-reference.com/friv/birthplaces.cgi?country=USA&state=CAThe all-California team is surprisingly crap
>>158231986they probably play 8 man ball up there, makes you more skilled overall
california would mog in olympic sports and basketball probably, but certainly not football
>>158231623Texas
>>158232092Baseball, basketball, volleyball, water sports and other olympic events they're the best at. Also MMA and boxing California seems to have majority of fighters
>>158232092The Greatest quarterback of all time is from Claifornia btw, >we literally have the most Hall of Famers as well
>>158232035>Oregonians are nice :(NTA but no they aren't. I hate Oregon. I'm an extreme leftist, but I have to admit those red states I fled are better. These west coast states are a disgrace. Why is there trash, spray paint, and homeless people every where. WTF is this shit dude. Why are the people so antisocial. I assumed the weather would be better but it's burning hot too and a lot of the northern houses don't have AC.
>>158232100>new jersey jist outside top 10My home state punching above it's weight class! I love it! We have no business on this list with those other states but hey I'll take it. I wonder why. Rutgers is ass. I didn't know we were known for our football players. News to me.
>>158232177I'm originally from the South and find it much better here. Much better.
Our superiority is causing conterversy again ;)
>>158232236>>158232289I've lived in the northeast, southeast, and northwest, but the one place I haven't is the southwest. Southern California can't be worse than Oregon, right?
>>158232217rutgers is ass because they always have been. nobody who can ball in nj dreams of playing for rutgers
>>158232159cowboys fans talking about 5 rings ass post
Is $40/hr pretty good
>>158232320>Southern California can't be worse than Oregon, right?This question blows my mind. California is hell on earth.
>>158232375depends where you live. but yes, its good
>>158232289Third most popular Cali NFL team
>>158232375Do you have to wear a condom?
>>158231850>the states with the most slaves who were bred for labor are the most represented in a labor intensive sportI'm shocked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>158232320What did you think of the north east? Ive lived my entire life here. Would love to hear an outsiders perspective. I think its not as bad as people say.
>>158232375does it involve your bussy?
>>158232421>bred for laborThat is a myth. Truth is they just care about ball games more down there.
makes you think
>>158232375$40/hr is slave labor if you live in any of the major cities. That's not enough to make it in NY for instance.
>>158232375Absolutely. Id love to be making that. Im currently in thr low 20s.
>>158232395The weather is nice
>>158232405Factory
>>158232445I love the northeast the most but I was there from age 0-12 so it could just be nostalgia. I then moved to southeast in a majority black cities. I hated it, but now that I live in a majority white southwest I want to go back to the southeast. Get me out of oregon. I hate this place. Trash, homeless, and rude people on every block.
>>158232454bros how do we save Texas?
>>158232445>>158232536>but now that I live in a majority white *northwest* I want to go back to the southeast
>>158232451yankees are just mad because their wives are bitches because they dont have proper bucks around to loosen em up
>>158232454>moving within the stateslike changing rooms on the titanic. Can't wait to leave this shithole
>>158232177>I'm an extreme leftistyou can just say you're gay
>>158232289Why you posting the St. Louis Rams?
>>158232454This is humiliating for us liberals. Our blue states are so expensive and badly run that now we're flooding the red states, but maybe this is a good thing now we can flip more states.
>>158232454I am thinking about going to Tennessee from California
>>158232536Come back to the north east. It's peak
>>158232537By stop electing republicans
>>158232628>Tennessee On my cross country trip that was one of the states that stood out to me. It looked pretty from the highway at least. But I've never actually been to any of their cities so I can't vouch.
>>158232622That's the goal. If a shit tin of democrats moved to the low population red areas we can swarm the ballots and win so many elections. Democrats outnumber Republicans. We just need people willing to move.
>>158231849The only city that matters in SoCal is LA and every city in SoCal is in the LA metro area. Vegas is in the LA metro area.
>>158232593>tfw genny is so watered down they dont remember the Coli RamsTake me back
>>158232706>That's the goal.LOL. Trust the process. Let's make our blue states so expensive that it forces a mass migration to red states so we can flip them. They're playing 3D chess.
We need a Gus Johnson and Joel Klatt super bowl
>>158232454I honestly don't know how anyone lives in NY city. I know a dude who works at Google and he's just making it by with his 200K salary.
>>158232713San Diego matters
>>158232713this website always has very deranged opinions on california but this has to be one of the strangest
>>158231849>>158232713Is LA good? I've heard nothing but bad stuff about it and I'm scared to go there.
>>158232748"goal" is a stretch but dems/lefties leaving those expensive shitholes for a new place then voting for all the same policies they just fled has been a point of consternation for at least a decade now
>>158232827It's like literally any big city, there's nice parts and there's shitty partsThe worst part about it is trying to get around, it can take hours just to get across town
>>158232827Theres legit too many people in LA. Traffic is horrible all the time now, it never used to be so fucking bad. I mean it was always bad but now its CONSTANTLY bad. Around LA is a different story.
>>158232414No wayRaiders49ersCowboysSteelersPackersPatriotsBroncosEaglesRams (maybe)
>>158232890Did you just rank gang hats by affiliation and post them here?
I didn't know the Raiders were so close to the Rams.
>>158232827The best parts of LA aren't even in the city of LA. The beaches and mountains are where it's at really. All places that are nature in SoCal are the best. I think when you visit LA and SoCal, try to stay out of the city of LA if you want the best experience. Go down to Orange County too. Orange County beaches are way better than LA County beaches
>>158232830I am socially liberal I am economically conservative
>>158232827No most people that go to LA are really going to Anaheim 30 minutes away
>>158232177We hate non-native Oregonians like your faggot ass. You’re why this state sucks now.
>>158232921Jeremiah Smith is fucking good. Who's going to draft him? Will a team consider trading away multiple picks to move up and get him?
>>158232957The halal food in Anaheim is so fucking amazing. There's a falafal shop that had the best falafals I ever had
>>158232714I have like one or two posts here outside gameday. It's just a bunch of super retard posting and I'm not enough of a retard to hang.
>>158232972Really not helping with the perception
>>158232797roommates, smallest apts youve every seen with communal bathrooms
>>158231222Humans are mentally ill by default, all of them. Because someone ate an apple or something...
>>158233011Fuck Halal. Traitor.
Most people in Oregon are (s)oibois who think Californians are the boogeyman. People in California don't think much about other states but it's hilarious how well the (((media))) programmed people into blaming us for their problems
>>158232830>>158232956I think it's an unfair comparison. Almost all cities, regardless of state are managed by dems, and managing a place with a millions of people is objectively harder than managing a an empty place like Wyoming. It's honestly the difference between being the CEO of Microsoft vs the CEO of lemonade stand. One job is harder.
Trick play idea:>line up normalen>Center snaps and farts very loudly (I assume those big massive men can easily fart on command, especially in that position)>QB takes the ball but waves the air>woaah bro not cool>everyone breaks tension, laughs>QB quickly hands ball to RB>RB runs an easy touchdown because everyone is unprepared and distracted by the centers massive braaahpWhy wouldnt it work?
>>158233068You seem tense
>the Dolphins will go 0-17 in a year with no QB prospects
>>158233068That shit is delicious. Just meat rice and veggies, hummus and bread. Nice clean meal and very healthy
>>158233068Based old man
>>158233048>roommates, smallest apts youve every seen with communal bathroomsEw, why would anyone want to live this way? New Yorkers are weird. Just go to a more affordable city and get your own place.
>>158233080Good point. I never thought of it like that.
>>158233108Bo Nix, you are a dolphin
>>158233108drafting a qb right now would be just setting him up to fail anyway. They need real nfl talent and bodies; lot's of them
>>158233129its fun in your early/mid 20s because the bar/club scene but if youre not rich by 27 its time to bounce out
>>158233076Oregonians know that California has a pending water crisis and will be invaded once the shit hits the fan. They should start building a border wall.
>>158233088I eat normal food
>>158233085Get Mike McDaniel on the phone NOW!!
>>158233108>no qb prospects Arch Manning is about to take the league by storm
>>158233176What, hot dogs
>>158233111American food is delicious.
>>158233165Live in NJ. It's expensive but significantly less expensive than NYC. I've lived here my entire life. It takes me 20 minutes to get into NYC. And i dont need to pay ridiculous NYC rent prices. NJ is much cheaper and more convient.
>>158233175Water crises? Bro that was ten years ago. We have learned from our mistakes and no longer have to worry about that. Also, you'd starve to death because we grow 70% of the food in this country
>>158233076Serious question though, why are people fleeing the state?
>People in California don't think much about other statesthe truest statement here. We have everything here. Its almost to the point of decadence. Why the fuck would I care about your state when I have everything your state has plus 1, im not trying to be rude its just the god honest truth, California is massive and has the most varied regions of any state in the country. There is a reason why the enitre entertainment industry resides here.
>>158233242Halal just means unprocessed, basically. No weird stuff in it like parafin wax or petroleum dyes.
>>158233283If you drive any major freeway you wouldn't think that is happening. Just another way for the (((media))) to get you brainwashed into believing what they want you to. Fearmongering sells baby
ARCH MANNING IS SO FUCKING GARBAGE
>>158233289see >>158233283
>>158233271Oh thank goodness
>>158233289There's really only 5 states that are independent. The rest of the states are leeches and tax burdens.
>>158233263You have to pay that toll before you enter Hoboken and Jersey City. That shit is like $15
>>158233311Just like Arch
>>158233283Because they are being priced outI wish more people would flee desu
>>158233313see>>158233307
>>158233200By getting the entire GM room that drafted him fired
2026 NBA Finals2026 NHL Finals2026 World Series2026 World Cup2026 US Open2026 PGA Championship2026 Daytona 5002026 Kentucky Derby2026 Rose Bowl2026 Cotton Bowl2026 Orange BowlSuper Bowl XMCLVIXMLVXMXVIWait, let me call up my 2000 year old Roman uncle for a translation... Ahh.. He says that is Super Bowl 75. Okay, great. There have been 75 super bowls. So what? No one cares how many Super Bowls there have been. It is completely irrelevant how many there have been. What matters is what year it was played.So.. what year was Super Bowl 75? Wait.. let me look up the first Super Bowl to find the year it was played in. Then let me add 74 to that year. Okay, so, I think I know what year Super Bowl 75 was played in. I could be off by a year because math and other reasons. But, you know what would make the most common sense? Here's an idea... just call it the fucking 2026 Super Bowl, you dizzy pretentious bimbos.
>>158233307>Just another way for the (((media))) to get you brainwashed A lot of it is media propaganda but California really does have to find a final solution to the homeless problem.
>>158233393How long has this been copypasta?
>>158233395Arch Manning is a terrorist
>>158233381Only if they take him in the first. Also I could've sworn people were hyping up this years QB class, now I'm hearing that there are apparently no QBs worth a first round pick
>>158233430I'd tell you what my final solution would be, but the failed reddit mod jannie will ban me
>>158233439wtf is this real?
dont come to california anons this place really sux :^)
>>158233430It's just that it's expensive to live there, it has nothing much to do with homelessness. San Fran has a horrific homelessness problem and is one of the world's best loved cities.
Arch would be flipping burgers if his last name was Johnson
>>158233430>final solution to the homeless problemBuild housing for them?
My solution would be make a league with homeless where everyone is on drugs and the game is more violent. That way they can get money to get out of their predicament and we fix our problem overnight
>>158233482Fraid so
>>158233283Too expensive
>>158233509No, keep allowing landlords to consolidate everywhere anyone can live and then wonder why there are more empty houses in this country than homeless people, including thousands and thousands of children
>>158233509that's madness. There's already enough housing for all the homeless in the state; hell the whole country really. There are more forces at play than supply
>>158233289My thoughts on why I stay in NJ. It's just so convenient living in a state with everything. Dont need to drive half an hour to the nearest grocery store. I walk a few blocks and im there. Any world cuisine I want is close by. Im not stuck with apple bees or olive garden as the go to place.
>>158233478>>158233509>>158233576The shitty homeless shelters they build don't work since they don't have privacy and people steal their stuff. The solution is putting them in single bedroom capsule rooms that come with the bare minimum necessities. Give them a free cafeteria and put the facilities in the middle of nowhere so they can't get back to the city. And make it a 10 year felony to anyone who gives money to homeless to desensitize their panhandling. Problem solved. Oh and deregulate so it's not a billion dollars to build it.
>>158233291No it means Muslim food. Which is why I called you a traitor.
>>158233311Goat is in his DNA. He is the most athletic manning by far and has been coached by the best defense reading qb in nfl history his entire life. It's literally impossible for him to fail.
>>158233352Which are the 5?
>>158233634NTA but in America halal food is a specific dish based off the carts in NYC. It's meat or falafal, rice, veggies, hummus, bread and hot sauce if you want or the yogurt sauce
Julian Sayin is donezo and OSU's backup is even worse
>>158233353Depends on how you go in. I never pay a toll. But thats my little secret. Im not telling you how to bypass it ;) dont want it to be congested.
>>158233486>I hate LeBronwtf I didn't know Josh Allen was so based
>>158233634Say what you want but the people in those countries have some tasty ass food.
>>158233650then why is he failing now
>>158233381He's going to carry whichever franchise is lucky enough to draft him for years to come
>>158233668>Which are the 5?California, Texas, Georgia, Florida, and New York. The rest of the states are all leeches in one way or another. We should sell them to Canada and use the money to annex new zealand, and enslave the kiwifag.
>>158233650That nigga is trash
>>158233616>posting riggiBumkeks are lucky they are a sean payton coached teamYour a ratbirds fan btwYour QB is Lamar Jackson
>>158233621And get them off drugs.
>>158233187I knew I was onto something
>>158233740What if we just give them all the drugs they could possibly want and drop them off in the middle of nowhere. Each day we air drop drugs and supplies. Let them do what they love best and they can OD all they want
>>158231446Well said but it's about the passion for the sport really.
>>158233740>And get them off drugs.This is impossible. You know the pleasure you feel from masturbating, take that pleasure and multiply it by 20 and make it so you can do it multiple times in one hour. Asking an addict to quit is like telling a dude to never orgasm again. It's easier said than done.
>>158233787Then everyone would want to be homeless
>>158233787>>158233805>Each day we air drop drugs and supplieslol, if this happened I would become homeless over night.
Who will be retarded enough to draft Archie?
>>158233829Cardinals, ez
>>158233805Watch the movie Escape from NY. I doubt you'd want to be living in a penal colony
>>158233829With more training he's an upgrade over Sam and Nix. His genes are proven.
>ChargersLol
>>158233850>oh no unlimited drugs and sex and food for freeIt would get old but then I'd simply choose to quit
>>158233857Sean Payton would absolutely not draft Arch Manning. He can't stand meme QBs.
>>158233827I would try to be a fan of any other QB in the league if my QB was lamar jackson tooYour behavior is understandable. Commendable actually. I wouldnt take it lying down either.
>>158233896Why is he starting Blo Dix then
>>158233509They have those. They're called homeless shelters. They dont use them.
Arch Manning already looks like Justin Herbert
>>158233923Nah they are drafting Tua 2.0
>>158233576People over charge for housing whether it be greedy landlords or people selling their home for too much
oh my fucking god college football man
>>158233872Watch this classic clip of Twilight Zone. Great ending and puts life into perspective. This episode had a profound effect on how I view the worldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77ueTRaYTwg
How are the Chargers THIS bad?How are they 0-5 bad?Theyre better than the Titans and DolphinsWhat the fuck is going on?
>>158233621Id want to live for free. Whats the incentive to work then?
Someone make sure that Indiana WR doesn't try to hurt himself later.
>>158233621Thats called prison
>>158233989Memes aside they have a very brutal schedule
>>158233904
>>158233901>lamar jacksonThe kiwifag has no excuse for cheating on Lamar with Goff and Nix. Lamar is a football anomaly. He started out as a shitty mobile QB, but now is breaking passing records. Aside from injuries and choking, there's nothing to hate about Lameme.
>>158233701No they dont. It's disgusting. Beef > goat/lamb. And it's too damn spicy. Pain isn't a flavor. Im not saying make food bland but spicy food is shit. Use other seasoning
>>158231846Bye thanks for visiting
>>158234029They lost to the Cardinals
>>158233702His team is the peoblrm not him. He has no help.
>>158234062Middle Eastern food isn't that spicy and they use plenty of other seasonings.
>>158233729How is new jersey a leech? Its productive for the economy
>>158233993>>158234020You really don't have any choice. You either let the mentally ill, drug addicted homeless be an eyesore on your streets or you put them in camps.
>>158234070My point exactly. If they couldn’t beat the cards and the raiders, they weren’t gonna stand a chance against the other teams
>>158234062Middle Eastern food is rich in savory flavors, not much spice. I can eat that shit every day
>>158234090Stop arguing with someone who thinks Muslim means an ethnicity.
>>158233977I would lash out too if I knew my QB would never be able to sniff an owl. Again, I know your hurt but the schizophrenia that only a battered fan as yourself could be made to endre was caused by your own directionless franchise with an albatross as its face
>>158233740My thoughts exactly. I need to take a drug test to get a job. You should need to take a drug test to get welfare or unemployment or food stamps.
>>158233993So you don't have to live next to the drug addicts trying to steal your shit to buy more drugs. If you live in the nicer parts of town, life is nice man. I leave my door unlocked and never worry about anyone entering my house
>>158231909Samoans are from Samoa
>>158233794They shouldn't have done drugs to begin with. How the fuck do you see a meth head and go "i want to be like THAT GUY!" Unless someone held you down and forcr fed you drugs its your fault youre an addict. Take some self responsibility
>>158233826Drugs are bad
>>158233829Arch will be elite. That goat blood is pumping through his veins
>>158233461>Also I could've sworn people were hyping up this years QB class, now I'm hearing that there are apparently no QBs worth a first round pickYou're not crazy, this is how it was. 2027 was supposed to be QB mania and now there are maybe 2 good QBs
>>158233989Herbert has no help. If he bad a better team around him no one would be doubting him. If he had better wrs or if he had better rbs to help him or if he had a god damn defense for once they'd be a winning team. Herbert is getting all the blame.
>>158234098>How is new jersey a leech?New Jersey, Connecticut, and Massachusetts leech off of New York. If NY didn't exist New Jersey would be a guido wasteland, fraid so. They're just used as tax evasion shelters for the NY banker class.
>>158234153Mental illness, but yes and every former user will say that.
>>158234161Stafford had to go to a good franchise. He would have never won an owl with the Loins, just like lameme will never win with the Ratbirds. At best he will get carried late in his career by a good defense on some journeyman team to ONE ring Just like Scam Shartnold last year.
>>158233914The ones you see on the street aren't allowed in to shelters because they either do drugs there or cause fights with other bums. Or commit arsen there which happens fairly often.
>>158233956>if you don't let me stay on your property under my terms YOU are GREEDY
>>158234141Whatever. Polynesian. Same shit.
>>158234153>>158234168>They shouldn't have done drugs to begin with. Because they were told weed is bad, but then they tried it and it wasn't so bad. So they experiemented with harder drugs and now they're hooked. And if you wonder why they can't stop, that's like telling a dude to never masturbate again. It's impossible once you learn how pleasurable it feels.
>>158234219He had a great defense last year. His WR are shit, it's true, but people thought keenan allen was good even though he is shit so I don't care what anyone thinks about LAC. Shit franchise like the browns and jets.
>>158234273That descibes every service or good. You're implying greed doesn't exist.
>>158234219they had a lead in the 4th last game then Herbert threw a pick and had a hilarious fumble and finally a game ending sack. What if he's the problem
>>158234273Ill follow your terms of not fucking shit up and respecting the property. Theyre just being greedy assholes overcharging.
>>158234292This guy really loves masturbation
>>158234311He's out for the season
>>158234292Weed isnt the same as Crack. Like i said I cant imagine seeing a Crack head and not being like fuuuuuuck that I never want to be like him.
>>158234311One of the great what-if careers in football history
>>158234311It's a blood clot. He get that removed in an afternoon. Source: my wife who is a nurse i just asked
>>158234219>IF he bad a better team around him>IF he had better wrs>IF he had better rbs to help him >IF he had a god damn defense for once
what would their NFL teams be like?
>>158234361What if?He won an Owl
>>158234307I'm implying you are the greedy person for wanting something someone else has and being bitter when they say no thank you. I'm not surprised you're too retarded to understand that for yourself.
>>158234342An orgasm is the only analogy to describe to a non-druggie how it feels. It's way stronger than an orgasm, but you get the point.
>>158234364It's a blood clot in his oenis so he's out because he's traumatized from losing his wenis
>>158233487>Youngcuck is an Angels fanI kinda respect that even though I know you're doing it to spite your family who are all doyer fans
>>158234219The problem I have with Herbert is the quality of those ints he is throwing. Mcdaniel's system wants him to throw with anticipation which Herbert just can't do. If he did follow Mcdanie's scheme and still throw an int due to no seperation from the receiver it would be fine, but he is throwing ints to corners/safeties with nobody around them.
>>158234313They wouldn't have been in that position to begin with if he had a better team around him
>>158234402Or he probably lives in OC/Riverside and roots for his local team. Orange County is firmly Angels territory the further south you go
>>158234345I never thought I'd be a drunk but when you grow up around it I guess that makes it normal. I agree about meth but I had a relatively normal upbringing in a normal place.
>>158234322>if you don't let me stay on your property for the price I'm happy with even though people that aren't poor and stupid like myself are happy to pay, YOU are GREEDY
>>158234370If I was a dictator I would do that map, but make it even more smaller. All the cities should be their own states. I'm tired of co-existing with rural fags.
>>158234378Because they're always providing a service even if it's one that people functionally can't live without? Do you think usury is okay too?
>>158234311Looks like this era of the Eagles is done. Howie about to go back to drafting a lineman in the 1st round every year.
>>158234378Im saying the greedy people are those who overcharge. You do not need to charge a million dollars for your home just because you can. You chose to. Fuck you.
>>158234345A lot are sheltered and don't know druggies until they become one themselves.>>158234421>I never thought I'd be a drunkI can't handle hangovers. I don't know how alcoholics do it. Even the harder drugs like crack don't fuck you up that badly when you do them.
>>158234311it's time to shut it down for the season. fire Sirianni, and see if Hurts can even play ever again. >>158234449holy based
>>158234364>my wife who is a nurse
>>158234373What if he'd won 2
invert the red and white blood cell count of the cardinals
>>158234311An ex-Pro Bowler believes the Eagles were planning to pin the failed season on Jalen and use it as an excuse to move on from him next season, once his guaranteed money runs out. So, Jalen announced the blood clots to sit out the season before the Eagles could carry out their plan.>https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/eagles/2026/10/16/jalen-hurts-blood-clot-eagles-nfl-network-michael-robinson/92281820007/
>>158234481>former Pro Bowl fullback Michael Robinson
The clot isn't that hard to remove if it's in an extremity. A good vascular surgeon should have that be a slam dunk procedure in his arsenal. What is the problem is him being on blood thinners going forward
>>158234311what losing to the london jaguars does to a nigga
>>158234311This whole division is on crazy pills this year
>>158234481Bunk
>>158234497>it's 2020 all over againso who is winning with the division with less than a .500 record? I guess Giants?
I'm sick of sharing states with rural fags. Let's redraw the maps so that urban and rural regions are in their own state. We keep the stadium and teams.
>>158234311Saquon to the Vikes on Monday, book it
>>158234515Probably Dem Gurls desu. Gnats have been feasting on shit teams, they're getting rocked once they hit the hard part of their schedule. I want to say my Skinnies are in the hunt, but we're 0-2-1 in the division which is curtains
>>158231970>One of these rich well off men invited me into his suite at field level one game and he was one of the craziest fans in the entire stadiumThen you woke up
>>158234490The clot.will clear up pretty quickly but it's usually about 6 weeks on blood thinners
>>158234546but the cowkwabs can't even beat shit teams
>>158231970Do you have a pony tail by chance?
>>158234123>I would lash out too if I knew my QB would never be able to sniff an owlRams don't have a homegrown QB. You purchased yours.
good night frens see you tomorrow in comfy /redzone/ :)
Excited to see Manning in the UFL after a rookie contract of bench riding
Why does the LA Chargers' stadium get taken over by the opposing team but not the LA Rams?
>>158234550I can smell the jealousy through the screen
>>158234574I'm going to have the iggles on my monitor and redzone on the big TV. It's over for >us fren, see you tomorrow.
Can Ohio State really go 8-4 or worse?
>>158234634The Rams on Monday night had their stadium taken over by Buffalo for fuck's sake and Buffalo is 2500 miles away. Rams aren't that popular in LA and vast majority of people are fans of other teams. If the Raiders were the team they put in LA I think you wouldn't see stadium takeovers like Rams/Chargers
>>158232177The homeless and spray paint are isolated in specific places: in Portland it's the westside/chinatown waterfront and that's it really. It's worse in Seattle, the majority of it's downtown is a shantytown, but all the money in Seattle is in Queen Anne and west of there, and the eastern coast parts like Madison Park, as well as Mercer Island and Bellevue.
>>158234311Giants might actually win this division
>>158234638If it happened good for you, but I can't imagine some wealthy guy would invite a random to his box. Besides the point I'd still argue that man isn't well adjusted. Well adjusted men don't get drunk and root for a corporate sports team. It would be more respactable and reasonable if his son played sports and he rooted for that team like a fanatic.
>>158234311F. My dad had a bloot clot too
>>158234669>The homeless and spray paintThe homeless are contained somewhat but not the spay paint. The spray paint is everywhere. If you lived in other cities you would realize how abnormal this is.
>>158234542If the Vikings get Saquon nothing short of a shit ton of injuries likely stops them from the Superbowl.There isn't a team in the last 20 years that could beat a game of attrition against a saquon - jones run game with their defense
>>158234659>The Rams on Monday night had their stadium taken over by Buffalo for fuck's sake and Buffalo is 2500 miles awaySource: I made it the fuck up
>>158234311This is fake, it's a precursor to releasing him.
>>158234552Nigga somebody has to win this division. I just don't believe in Jameis
>>158234705they can't release him retard.
>>158234292>It's impossible [to quit] once you learn how pleasurable it feels.It's absolutely possible, I was addicted to porn and masturbating most of my life and then I realized how bad and depraved it was, now I haven't masturbated or watched porn in 4 years, don't miss it or ever think about it.
>>158234716You don't have to believe in him, just enjoy the ride.
>>158234717I don't think he has any gauranteed money after this year, they probably will release him in the offseason.
Arch is going to the 49ers in the second round. He will sit behind purdy for a few years.
>>158234705>>158234717>This is fake, it's a precursor to releasing him.He has guaranteed money until 2027. And I think it's the opposite. They wanted him to play this season so that they could blame it on him and release him in 2028, so Jalen came up with the blood clot excuse to sit it out. Another iggles player announced their retirement to escape the blame. It's a shit show.
:)
>>158234574night fren. I'm looking forward to redzone after watching cfb today. This shit is so ass.
>>158234756Captain Zest is back
>>158234750>>158234755That's not how dead cap works ffs
>>158234739>now I haven't masturbated or watched porn in 4 years, don't miss it or ever think about it.It's easy to say this if you're using your girlfriend or wife as a mobile flesh-light. If you've been single for 4 years that would sound more impressive.
>>158234747Spiritual TD pass
>>158234781I have been single for 4 years.
>>158234754Hope so. Even though Arch sucks, Roger Goodell will obviously rig a Superbowl win for Manning family at some point. Its unironically a good investment
>>158234421Same thing with alcoholics. If you grow up with an alcoholic how the fuck do you not be terrified of becoming that? Makes no damn sense
>>158234795>>158234739>blud hasn't orgasmed in 4 yearsAlright, that's impressive.
>>158234806blud be finna boutta frfr on god SSHEEEEEEEESSSHHHHH 67676767676767
>>158234431They aren't happy to pay. Im sure they'd prefer to pay more reasonable price. But they cant. Because everything is over priced
>>158234795a man willfully giving himself prostate cancer is a bold choice, but I respect it
>>158234434Uncultured un3ducated rural fucks are the worst. Grow my food farmer but thats all I need you for
>>158234739That's cool and all but you're an exception. Most men can't go without sex or masturbation for that long.
>>158234830settle down bitchknees
>>158234458They see degenerate drug addicts on TV and movies. They should know better
THE BUSSY IS HEALEDPOST YFWDBWTSOhttps://www.espn.com/contributor/ian-rapoport/fd592d9e35b15
kek Eagles just cut Jalen Hurts
>>158234469What are you trying to say with this?
>>158234830based desu>>158234836cringe desufuck the ruralfags, they are a net tax burden. What do they know of the struggles of the city. They leech off of us then vote to have us invaded by ice. Let's build a wall and keep the rurals out. Put them in reeducation camps.
>>158234481>gives self a life threatening medical condition >haha my master plan worked! I win!
>Gaylen Squirts
>>158234855>zoomer thinks IR is cuttingffs
>>158234855Jalen Hurts will be QB and Nick Sirianni will be head coach for the next 10 years because they beat Patrick Mahomes. Eagles fans will seethe and cry and do nothing
>>158234806Not by choice, there have been a few wet dreams though, I don't know if there is an actual reason behind it but I wonder if the body at a certain point just says 'alright we gotta clean this out'.
>>158234887lurk moar
>>158234490Whats wrong with him being on blood thinners? I am not knowledgeable about medical stuff
>>158234877It's better then being a scapegoat for Nick Siriani and Howie Roseman for this failed season.
>>158234530This Rural People complain about the cities that are funding them and financing their shitty small towns. Then they have the nerve to bitch and moan saying the cities are the problems
>>158234893shut up zoomer >>158234905No one blames Hurts over Sirianni lmfao. No one even blames Howie for anything right now.
Let's see who can be more annoying now: /sp/ doctors or /r/nfl doctors.
Siriani finna show the world what he's made of and rally the troops
>>158234912>t. seethes at everyone else because his shithole city isn't walkable
>>158234542I own saquon barkley in fantasy so I play this happens nothing would make me happier
If I was Sirianni, I would tank for Arch. Unironically better than Jalen
>>158234551Again though, why not just remove it? It can be taken out in like 1 or 2 hours.
>>158234931non of these college QBs are better than Hurts, or anyone in the NFL right now ffs
>>158234634Because they stole st. Louise team. Those were the real fans.
>>158234817That's a myth designed to trick men by fear into masturbating. It's usually tired to a poor diet and little to no exercise.
>>158234912based
>>158234700Chiefs or 49ers will stop them
>>158234739This Its called willpower
>>158234912They invaded us too so in 2028 let's return the favor and put them in reeducation camps
Fuck Troy Aikman.
>>158234864Exactly. The cities they hate so much are the ones that fund their ahitty small town way of life. Fuck you. Show some respect. You should be thanking cities for subsidizing your shithole towns
>>158235029No, Troy is based.
>>158234924Walkable cities are kino. I can not imagine living in a place where I cant walk to the super market and instead need to drive half an hour to buy some eggs.
>>158235029Troy your concession is............................ accepted
>>158235029Lover's quarrel
>>158235029I didn't used to care about announcers. But recently, hearing the difference between Brady and Troy is like night and day. Brady seems to understand modern offenses and can explain it to audiences. Troy doesn't even do anything besides point out generic shit that any random can do.
>>158235038we also have to find a final solution to the electoral collage problem. Imagine 20,000 bumfucks in the middle of Wyoming determining the fate of millions of urbanites. We never had a democracy, it's a joke
>>158234931He wouldn't even have to tank for Arch. Just grab him in the fifth round.
>>158235063>>158235081>>158235104Next time he's covering a game with an elite QB pay close attention to his bias. Every opportunity he gets he takes a dig at them since they stat mog him.
>>158235133No way a Manning is gonna fall as much as Shedeur. Hes white. That will give him a 2 round bump at least
only gay teams play tomorrow
>>158235005Honestly the democrats out number Republicans so if they just moved to low population rural areas they can win ao many elections
>>158235151So it's okay when they slurp Mahomes nuts but one guy is a bit biased the other direction and suddenly its a crime?
>>158235104Tom Brady is my favorite announcer currently
name a current HC with more hilarious sideline antics
Dean Spanos and the chargers should throw the bag at Taco Tech’s headcoach. Taco Tech is used to playing without a qb.Kiwi back me up
>>158235105Makes no fucking sense. Mass migration to those areas to swing elections is needed. No one wants to live in those shitholes though. I know I wouldn't want to move to Wyoming. Anyone who does this to win elections is a hero
>>158235104>Troy doesn't even do anything besides point out generic shit that any random can do.troy seems like a guy with a drinking problem who convinces himself he can bullshit his way to competent with 5 minutes of prep time...but ive been doing it for years, so good for him
>Squirts on IRHahahahahaha
>>158235200Because mahomes is better than Aikman
>>158235200THEY DON'T WANT YOU MAKING FUN OF QB PLAY LIKE BO NIX THE OTHER NIGHT BECAUSE ITS THE NEW STANDARD TO EXPECT
>>158235151>no you can't call out mahomes for being a ref baby because you just can't okay
>>158235245Football?
Taco Tech is killing CFB
>>158235245People leave because of cost of living, it's expensive because people want to live there. Very simple supply and demand, reason why leadwater nebraska is so cheap in comparison is because it's hell on earth with nothing to do but shoot beer cans and meth
For me, it's bussy
>>158235245Theres a reason everyone wants to live in left states. They're the most populated.
why are viqueers fans such homosexuals? is it the proximity to wisconsin that turns them into fruits?
Take this shit to /pol/
Footballll
What went wrong with Michael Thomas? He had a hot start to his career then fell off a fucking cliff
>iceman returns>/nfl/ decides to become political strategists
oh, hi tom
black QBs are dropping like flies this season
>>158235416Drew Brees baby just like Brandin Cooks. But now that Brock Purdy is a young drew brees, he should come out of retirement and join 49ers
>>158235200>So it's okay when they slurp Mahomes nutsAmong every QB to ever play the game Mahomes by age 28 was #1 in TDs, yards per game, playoff wins, rings, division titles, MVPs, etc.... There's nothing wrong with slurping the best we've ever seen at this point in their career.
>>158235388We're two weeks away from a big Election Day down here. There's not a "social" website immune to this shit right now.
>mindbreaks you
>>158235448>black QBs are dropping like flies this seasonIt's a problem with all of the nu-male zoomer QBs. It was a mistake giving college athletes money. Caleb had 10 million before he turned pro. It stunts their growth and turns them into divas.
>>158235570i don't see this shit on r/nfl/. if redditors can shut the fuck up about it, there's no reason why 4chanarians can't do the same
>>158235445I will never forgive bitch ass Andrew luck for being such a pussy and retiring early. We were robbed of a legendary career. Also fuck Megatron for the same reason
>>158235453Tyler shough is brees 2.0
>>158235445>MahomesOne of those losses he got injured and I think another one he was benched since they locked up the seed.
>>158235609>if redditors can shut the fuck up about itwas this a typo? i have never once seen plebbitors shut the fuck up about politics
>>158235245This does happen but a lot of the retards voting are transplants from other states, imp it should be far, far more difficult to move states in America.
>>158235622have you considered that maybe it just sucks to live in the midwest
Why are lefty qbs so rare? Does it have something to do with ball rotation fucking up wrs or something?
>Arch Manning is going to be the Jets next "future" qb and there's nothing i can do to stop it
>>158235686because lefty people are so rare duh
>bitchknees is having a meltdown
>>158235707may god have mercy on his soul
Shut the fuck up about politicsThis is a sports board, not your place to make some bullshit political grand stand
Well? Would you?
>>158235683Megatron stayed in Detroit after retiring and he's from GA. he's still here, bitch ass faggot
>>158235707Good. Arch manning is destined for greatness with his elite DNA
>>158235622Maybe clots should have drafted some offensive line instead of being fags then. They only started doing it afterwards
>>158235686imagine every play imaginable then mirror it
>>158235686>Why are lefty qbs so rare? Does it have something to do with ball rotation fucking up wrs or something?good qbs tiny percent of population.+.leftys also small percent of population.
>>158235718Again though, dems are ethical, unlike Trumptards they wouldn't do something like that.
>>158235683>sucks to live in the midwestSpeaking of sucky locations. The people who lived in Kansas city their entire life have no clue how big of a culture shock it is when you see it for the first time. If I'm an athlete you'd have to pay me a bare minimum of 5M extra to move there. It's definitely a disadvantage for recruiting. Maybe if I was ring chasing I would do it for less.
>>158235781This Who the fuck wants to live in a place like Green Bay? It sounds miserable
>>158235781>>158235683You know a lot of athletes don't even live in the city they play for, right? They just spend a couple days of the week there and go home.
>>158235781>noo there aren't enough heckin brownerinos out here, quick get me somewhere i can be culturally enriched!!!
>>158235811>Green BayI honestly don't know where that is on the map. It doesn't seem to be hurting them though, they get some good recruits.
>>158235828I dont think a single player on the jets or giants live in NYC. They all live in NJ
>>158235831I need ethnic food. I cant imagine only eating hamburgers and hotdogs every day.
>>158235831It's just extremely small and boring. I'd lose my mind out there. Things to do in KC. [x] Check the stadium, [x] Eat BBQ, and um.....that's it.
just range ban c*lifornia
>>158235891you are aware we have the recipes, right? for literally everything
>>158235828>You know a lot of athletes don't even live in the city they play for, right?But that's the problem. There's nothing to do around the city. It's an empty wasteland. It's not like LA or Atlanta that has nice outskirts.
just nuke the entire thread holy fuck
>>158231066Did he actually say that?
>>158235831This but unironically, white people are boring. Once I moved to NYC it was like paradise, finally I could go to little Yemini/Egyptian pockets in Queens-Astoria and play dice and backgammon on the street while smoking hookah and eating skewered meat from a grill right there on the street, or go to little Ukraine and roll cigs and play cards with Ukranians and Armenians, or go to China town and bet on cock fights in a back alley with the Chinese. Because yeah the alternative with whites is sit around watching tv and bitching about politics.
all im saying is the only time my credit cards get locked for fraud prevention is when im in socal funny how that happens
>pedo tripjanny off topic spamming the thread because he got 1 (you) 60 posts ago
>>158235926The LA teams have lost their mind. The chargers imploded, they were mislead into thinking their sub .500 Rams would be a super team, they lost Lebron on the lakers, and I even heard their baseball team got booty blasted. So now they've resorted to gooning to AI slop of Mina Kimes and chinese cartoon anime porn. One one Rams L away from spamming the general with interracial porn.
>>158235921>small and boring. I'd lose my mind out there. Things to do in KClike what do you do on the regular? museums? zoos? night clubs? what are they missing besides beaches? Army brat, lived everywhere...it's all the same other than natural wonders or fast food brands
>>158236057They wanted Lebron gone though
>football is back>everyone would rather talk about anything but footballname a bigger indicator this sport is fucking dead
>>158235921You have the greatest NFL team of all time. Why do you even need other shit? Chiefs fans are so entitled.
>>158235831>>158236004this but unironically. I fucking hated living near those basketball americans, but now I'd take them over my current situation. The grass is always greener on the other side
If you go to a major metro and say there's nothing to do it's usually you that's the problem, sweetie.
>>158236061the nightlife and party scene is not created equally. Partying in NY or Atlanta is completely different from the flyover states
new in a few>>158236197>>158236197>>158236197>>158236197
>>158236147>a major metrokc can only be described as a minor metro
>>158236173>the nightlife and party sceneyeah, that what i was asking. that'd be a change. but after living in Miami for college years...Atlanta? kek
>>158235750this but unironically
>>158235741why didn't you say this 2 years ago?
>>158236114>Responds to a post about why they would NOT want to live in KC, implying they've never been there.>Anon resolves that KC fans are entitled.This world is littered with you illiterate mid wits.
