• 2nd most playoff wins of all time among QBs• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history• Highest win rate of all time• Has more division titles (7) than division losses (5)• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in the NFL + college.• Only 28 year old to have 2 MVPs and 3 Superbowl MVPs
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Gay pride thread claimed for niners
>>158236208Now post his record when down by 20+ points in the Super Bowl. Brady would NEVER.
Would you let the dog in
He's utilizing the spread offense
>>158236250I didn't mention Brady so why bring him up? >down by 20+He didn't have Belichick's clutch defense to stop the bleeding. With that said he did have a clutch 24 point comeback win in the playoffs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygn1y2TlwAY
>>158236238No D, you can't win a playoff without D. Fraid so
>>158236267This is a pretty good "got em" >>158236307That Texans comeback was crazy, gotta give em props. And he came back sooooo quickly too. I think they were up or tied by halftime.
>>158236088he left an injury prone player to team up with another injury prone player. What was he thinking
>>158236357He had to run back to the Leastern Conference, the West is a blood bath.
The Broncos have the best defense in the league. If they had a league average QB they would be a threat to the Chiefs dynasty.
>>158236375he's probably seething he didn't leave a year earlier to join ny
this guy has been arguing about brady vs mahomes since friday night
>>158236332some D is about to go down your throat
>hurts on IR, unlikely to returnWill the iggles grow some balls and trade this bum or keep coping and shoving large vegetables up their ass?
>calais campbell is 40 years old and still playing
>>158236233illegal touching
>>158236573barely missed any time in his career too. guys a beast
7>3 btw
The last thread's 500 most used words
Atlanta isn't ready for the full extent of Caleb's gay rage.
GB should draft Arch and let him learn behind JLove
>>158236597Faggotry Championship Professional Merchants. Ah, that was the initial name for the Green Gay Packturds, before they settled on that.
>>158236627Generally, you're looking for a GOOD qb to have your rookie learn from.
>>158236597>bussy wonBASED
>>158236597>Seahawks won division
>>158236597Lol
>>158236609he is going to be too tired from staying in the gay mecca
>>158236597injuries honestly ruined, invest receiver, retarded record, especially iggles.Reads like a morse code message.
>>158236537Theres no argument. Brady is better.
>>158236597>bad ass today sucks alone
>>158236537It's been 4 years, actually.
>>158236570Can someone explain to my uneducated dumbass why this blood clot is such a big deal? I thought you can have them removed in like 2 hours via surgery. Surely the eagles have enough to pay a competent surgeon to remove a blood clot so their franchise qb doesn't miss multiple weeks right?
>>158236741people are saying blood thinners and you aren't supposed to be flying blah blah blah
>>158236652Arch has GOAT blood
>>158236267Cope
>>158236700Oakland?
>>158236756But you dont need blood thinners to surgically remove it. Blood thinners are to desolve it slowly over time. Surgery you just take it out.
>>158236825very few doctors on /sp/ nigga I don't know
>[Matt Derrick] Chiefs have elevated receivers Andrew Armstrong and Justin Watson from the practice squad for Sunday's game against the Chargers.looks like Chiefs are going to AA for help
>>158236812That would be san fran
>>158236812Sorry, I meant the black gay mecca
>>158236919Atlanta
>>158236741>>158236825The initial treatment in a healthy young person, in whom the clot is small and below the knee, is anti-inflammatory drugs like ibuprofen, heat, and rest. Direct trauma to the area is not likely to dislodge the clot, and we do not put these patients on specific activity restrictions beyond advising them to manage pain and avoid activities which worsen their pain. This is what they initially did for him.Now the change this week, with the movement (or propagation) of the clot higher up the calf. This is a known potential complication of thrombophlebitis. It's something we tell patients to watch for an monitor for as patients recover. This is the area where not having exact records limits my ability to prognosticate.Typically, if a clot is still in the calf but has grown or migrated higher into the calf in spite of traditional therapy, that is an indication to start anticoagulants (AKA blood thinners). The goal of these medicines is to prevent any further growth of the clot and allow the body time to dissolve the existing clot.For a calf-only case of thrombophlebitis in a young healthy patient with no other risk factors for deep vein thrombosis, the standard duration of these would be 45 days. So roughly 6 and a half weeks. Within a week of being off of these meds, Hurts could be cleared for full contact practices. He could continue to do non-contact activities while on these meds. So he could theoretically return by the Cardinals game if everything goes well and subsequent ultrasounds show the clot has resolved.
>>158236837Fair enough.
>>158237030Yeah
>>158236848If you factor in injuries the Chiefs have had the worst WR corps for the last 4 seasons in a row, but I won't shit on Veach since he finally cleaned house. I want to see Cyrus Allen.
>Ryan Gosling on Tennessee's signal cardHey, that's literally me!
>>158236597>quarterback cuddling
>>158237207Stop turning us on.
how soon is too soon to say that howie drafted a Lemon at WR?
>>158237207Who's the cuddler in the league?
should return for a 5th year in college?
If the Chargers pick Arch will they have another Manning refuse to play for them?
>>158237296Absolutly
>>158237275It never works when you draft a WR or RB in the 1st round. I don't know why they keep doing it.
>>158236597>football>game>TEAMI say this
>>158237305200% yes
>>158237284Caleb
do I wake up to watch texass vs jags or sleep in until redzone
>>158237370I'm always up for watching the Texans get raped
>>158236675Maybe sea trannies were spamming this after Deebo fumbled.
>>158237370How do Jags fans view the London games? It means less home games for them, right?
>>158237305Thats why Arch is playing 4D Chess and playing bad on purpose. Who the fuck wants to play for the Dolphins and Chargers. Fuck man. Hes probably hoping for Rams or Seahawks after they dump Darnold
>>158236741IIRC they knew about the clot before the London game, but it was close to the surface of the skin (AKA "superficial") so they let Hurts play. But when they checked again they saw that it moved, which is very bad. I'm speculating at this point, but I assume that the clot moved deep enough that the surgery to remove it would be substantial, so they're going to keep him on IR to see if the clot gets sorted out on it's own
Why can't Faggy B win?
>>158237305I keep telling you stupid mother fuckers. Justin Herbert is NOT the problem. He has no help. If he had a better supporting cast no one would doubt him
>>158237411No one goes to jags games anyway, so no one gives a shit.
>>158237494>Justin Herbert is NOT the problemHe certainly ain't the solution!
>>158237494Everyone says the Chargers defense is actually decent statistically
>>158237494When they trade him to the Vikings and he still sucks I'll laff
>>158237494>good HC>autism mastermind OC that once put up 70 points out of butthurt with fucking Tua and Achane>khalil mackHow much help does Justin need
>>158237321Jerry rice Larry fitz Randy moss Calvin johnson Andre johnson Reggie Wayne LaDainian TomlinsonAdrian Peterson All 1st round wr and rb picks
>>158237525Yeah I think it's around 11th-ish. It's not Vikings tier, but it's certainly not 0-5 bad. It's the Chargers offense that's inoperable
>>158237494Explain his retarded interceptions then? They aren't even because its a 50/50 ball or the receiver not being able to separate
>>158236848 >Xavier Worthy - injury prone and is on bust watch>Rashee Rice - jail prone but could be great>Tyquan Thornton - his only value was speed which will never return after that injury>Jalen Royals - I have to see more>Cyrus Allen - has bounced around multiple practice squads but might have potential>Nikko Remigio - a below average kick returner>Justin Watson - he's 30 and slow but is a decent route runner>Andrew Armstrong - who is this again?>Jeff Caldwell - who?>Tyreek Hill - his speed is probably gone but even a slow Tyreek at 90% is a better route runner than the current bunch
>>158237558An offensive line and offensive weapons
>>158237576Raiders legend Vikings legendTitans legendforgotten legendCourtland Sutton's daddyMurdererJets legendMultiple team legend
How DARE his WRs throw this pick six to a White rookie CB playing on his birthday in his first Super Bowl.
>>158237641The shitty offense is forcing him to play hero ball because theyre incompetent. If they weren't so bad he wouldn't need to try to do too much
>>158237663>Vikings legendSadly, Fitz never played for the Kangz.
>>158237643I cant wait for the chiefs to sign tyreek. No one is stopping them.
>>158237576Now list all the bust. It will be in the hundreds.>>158237583As you're mocking him he's having loving sex in the missionary position with Madison Beer who drains his nutsack at least 5 times a day. You're jellly, fraid so
>>158237680im really glad Hurts got to win one before blood clots took over his whole bodyits a bit like a make a wish story
>>158237693The system is forcing him to throw with anticipation which he cannot do because he never learnt how because of his arm.
>>158237702He was their waterboy, anon, learn your history!
>>158237663You got all of those teams wrong how in thr fuck did you do that? Jerry rice is a 49ers legend. Larry cardinals. LT Chargers
>>158237680Fuck the eagles. Mahomes should have another super bowl ring.
>>158237720His leg got nuked. There's no telling if he'll be the same. If Tyreek is asking for a kings random I'd go with someone else.
>>158237762Yeah sure, next you'll tell me Cards Legend Emmit Smith played with some other team, or Antonio Gates played basketball
>>158237744What does throw with anticipation even mean? Justin herbert has an amazing arm. He's an elitr passer. Stop throwing around buzz words
>>158237787He's been posting workout videos. He looks good
>>158237762Newfag spotted
>>158237793Emmett Smith is a cowboys legend. Ehat point are you trying to make here?
>>158237809>What does throw with anticipation even mean? Most ball knowing Herbitch defender
>>158237809Throwing where the receiver will be not where they are.
>>158237305Nobody is picking Arch. He isn’t an NFL caliber qb and won’t be drafted. Some team might sign him as an undrafted fa because of his last name but he’ll never play a single NFL non-preseason game. He’s almost as bad as Bryce Underkang
>>158237723Herbie was never made for the spotlight. Dude is a goof
>>158237720>>158237823>He's been posting workout videos. He looks goodGMs saw those workout videos and yawned. NFL fitness is on a different level than his crossfit videos which he puts out to fool the fans. Also, he's expected to suspended for the trial he's going through.
>>158236197Of course they did they were both drunk
>>158237852He doea that every time he throws a deep ball. He leads the reciever.
>>158237856If shedeur sanders can get drafted, Arch can get drafted. He can learn behind Purdy since Mac Jones is leaving for free agency
god, i hate this retard so fucking much. at least he's only fucking up college gameday and college football is already dead anyway
>>158237856Counterargument: Arizona Cardinals
>>158237856Elite is in his DNA Arch Manning will be fine
>>158237583like 2 peas in a pod
>>158236597I told you guys the autistic broncos sperg was worse than the Mahomes meme troll
>>158237846I'm not elaborating, also 49ers legend Mike Evans
>>158237924This is better. You're welcome
>>158237896>every time he throws a deep ball.Lmao that's it? Throwing a ball to a wide open WR who's running downfield isn't throwing with anticipation.
I cant remember the last time top ranking college football teams were dropping like flies like this. >Alabama losing multiple games already>Georgia and LSU having lost to UNRANKED opponentsIt used to be teams went undefeated until theyre conference championship game. I think the talent is getting worse from the ground up and this has obviously leaked into the NFL.
Marriage is gay as fuck and rigged against you. Gisele's net worth is bigger than Brady yet she won the settlements. Why would any man subject themselves to this humiliation ritual? A friend who knows one of the attorneys told me she threatened to go public with Brady's PED history so he gave her everything she wanted.
>>158237913Not how it works. He’s only half a Manning. He’s probably really good at field high jumping and volleyball though
You now remember Steelers legend Russell Wilson
>Schefter was born to a Jewish family in Valley Stream, New York, and grew up in Bellmore, New York, where he attended John F. Kennedy High SchoolLmao every time
who the FUCK names their kid deuce? that's worse than D'Brickashaw
>>158237971Brady is a fag. He ticks all the gay mannerism boxes and even has a lispy gay voice. Marrying her was the closest straight way of marrying a man. Just watch, it will come out some day. He’s still the qb GOAT but he also likes men
>>158237899he even took selfies with that orangeman and platforms Aaron Rodgers conspiracy garbage. He's such a tool basket
>>158237958If you throw to where the wr is you under throw them. If its a deep ball it'll land 10 yards short while they keep running. Thus, anticipating where they will be not where they are the moment of release
>>158238007Jesus, JPJ is enormous
Commanders legends Bobby Wagner and Von Miller
>>158237494
>>158237971Love. Thats why
>>158238033Bills legend Von Miller*
>>158238029Lol ok he can throw with anticipation to a wide open WR running a go route... and literally no other time
>>158238015Speaking of gay QBs. If Caleb was caught walking out of a hotel with a male prostitute I wonder if the fans would care. I think most know he's bisexual.
>>158238063how many rings did von win with the bills?
>>158238070it's 2027 minus 10 weeks, no one gives a shit about prostitution outside of bible thumpers in the deep south
>>158238077His impact could not be measured but his time there will never be forgotten, much like Patriots Legend Cam Newton
>>158238055if you really love someone you don't use marriage and the threat of divorce to pussy whip them
>>158238107it takes 2 to tango. you can't have a dom without a sub
>>158238139No I don't
>>158238067He has 3700-5000 yards in every full season hes played. He's an elite passer.
>>158238015>Brady is a fag. He ticks all the gay mannerism boxesHe also got plastic surgery during his midlife crisis. Straight men don't give a fuck about how their face looks. That's women-coded
>>158238070I don’t care if there is video leaked of him eating a man’s ass if he wins us a sb
Raiders legend Vontaze Burfict
>>158238070I fucking hate hos gay ass nail polish how do nfl locker rooms allow this? My highschool team would have beaten the shit out of him and ran his gay ass right out of the locker room I am NOT changing in front of a man whos probably checking out my dick and fantasizing about me fucking his tight little gay bleached asshole
>>158238103They should legalize prostitution. If its between 2 consenting adults who the fuck cared? I would have 100% hired a prostitute on my 18th birthday. I was a virgin and horny as fuck
>>158238211Anon you went into a little too much detail with his asshole there... projecting...
>>158237911you live on a tiny island, you don't know what life is like without oceans. America is one of the few countries that has everything. Deserts, snow, swamps, tundras, forest, etc... You aren't on our level. Get plonked
Arch is going 1.1https://x.com/mikegarafolo/status/2111534631593894074
>>158238211>about me fucking his tight little gay bleached assholeThat's too specific. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
>>158238256>>158238293All homos bleach their assholes its common knowledge. Caleb williams is a homo therefore he has a bleached asshole.
>>158237752That's not playing for them, RETARD.
>>158238211Ezekiel and Dak normalized homoerotic antics.
>>158238372You now remember cowboys legend brett favre
>>158238425zeke really let himself go
>>158238183Brady has 7 rings, you have 7 dollars in your bank account
>>158238372look at this newfag
>>158237911>Lakes simply cannot compareThe Great Lakes absolutely compare. You would agree if you saw them in person. I prefer them to the ocean. No salt, no sharks, no jellyfish, no barracuda, oceanic views where you can’t see the other side. Very surreal to see in person and the people who live near them take them for granted
>>158238513Add a zero homie
>>158238513at least my wife didn't have her lips wrapped around the cock of her personal trainer tho
>>158238425Crazy to think all these years later they've yet to make a single nfc championship game
>>158238466I'm trying to find that video of zeke on his knees sucking off the oline before a snap. they fed zeke
Reminder that ka'imi fairbairn was shaving points against the queefs just so the (((NFL))) could get mutthomes to another owl.
>>158238345>its common knowledgeNo nigga, it's not
>>158238588The fuck...?
>won't arrest iggles fans literally attacking opposing fans>will arrest an elderly woman for legally standing on a sidewalk boooooo
>>158238624there was a youtube video where zeke is on his knees bobbing his head before a snap and the broadcast camera angle makes it look like he was sucking the OL off
>>158238670>>won't arrest iggles fans literally attacking opposing fansWhy do those faggots always try to act tough, but only when they outnumber their victims 20-1?
>>158238693why are you committing gay actions to memory?
>>158238588>>158238624ANAG
>>158238719>why are you committing gay actions to memory?it's fun laughing at dem boys
>>158238719>>158238624A whole new meaning to feeding Zekehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLKmodQimZY
>>1582362674 days later...
>>158238719They broadcast Eagles games
>>158236597>BroncosKek
>>158238670iggles fans are subhumans. They rioted and burned down their city after winning and losing the superbowl
>>158238719your first gay blowjob is always memorable
>>158238980i personally try to block that memory
>>158238980>your first gay blowjob is always memorablethis but unironically. I'm straight and would vote to have gays hanged but one time I fucked a troon. He knew how to do way better than a girl, because let's be honest, girls are terrible at blowjobs. Anywho, go Eagles
I had the weirdest dream where my house was infested by tigers. I was literally shoving them around with a stick to get around.
>>158239038lay off the video games. Women are turned off by males who play vidya.
skip: shannon, you cannot seriously believe the 49ers are preventing ACL injuries because of an electrical substation.shannon: skeeeeeip, see, that's what's wrong with you. you don't ever look at the BIG picture. WHY is there a power station right next to levi's stadium?skip: because it supplies electricity to the stadium, shannon.shannon: NO, SKIIIIIP! like my mama always said, just because you see the train coming don't mean you know where it's going. you gotta look at the TRACKS! first it was radio waves. then wifi. then 4g. now 5g. cell towers, satellites, flock cameras, all this electromagnetic stuff FLOATING around in the air. you think the human body was built for all that?skip: what does electromagnetic radiation have to do with football?shannon: EVERYTHING, SKIIIIIP! look at all these players tearing ACLs. knees popping, tendons snapping. now look at the 49ers. they've been sitting next to that power station for YEARS! their ligaments been adapting. they've been MARINATING in the electromagnetic soup!skip: so kyle shanahan is using a power station to strengthen his players' tendons?shannon: I'M TELLING YOU KYLE SHANAHAN IS PLAYING CHESS WHILE YOU STILL TRYNA FIGURE OUT HOW THE PIECES MOVE! silicon valley, data centers, 5g towers. you think that's a coincidence? like my mama always said, the man who prepares for the storm while the sun is shining ain't gotta worry when the rain come!skip: shannon, this is the dumbest thing you've ever said.shannon: LAUGH NOW, SKIP! WHEN 6G HIT AND THE REST OF THE NFL START TEARING ACLs LIKE THEY RUNNING ON WET SOAP, THE 49ERS GONNA BE THE ONLY TEAM WITH FUNCTIONAL KNEES! BROCK PURDY GONNA HAVE INDUSTRIAL-GRADE TENDONS!skip: INDUSTRIAL-GRADE TENDONS?!shannon: LIKE THEY PUT IN A FORKLIFT, SKIP! NOW EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THAT POWER STATION IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE STADIUM!skip: BECAUSE THEY NEED ELECTRICITY, SHANNON!
>>158238425I always hated that cut off bullshit zeke did.
>>158238519But that lake effect snow. No thank you. Coast life is the best life.
>>158239038at least you didn't dream about being scared of them. you just need to show those overgrown house cats whose boss and they'll respect you
>>158239115Skip, Shannon, and Steven A have reunited but not Max Kellerman. Why?
>>158239164>I always hated that cut off bullshit zeke did.It's arguablly more gay-coded than Caleb's pink nails. It wouldn't be so bad if he was in better shape. Pause. No homo.
>>158239153>Sallyis that what that latino thug called you when he bent you over when you visited the states?
Why doesn't Bo want to throw the ball when he has so many clean pockets?
>>158238972Rioting is so fucking stupid. How the fuck does destroying small businesses and your community help anything? Celebrate like normal people.
>>158239261FS1 should hire Max Kellerman and replace Kevin Wilds or Danny Parkins.
>>158239236Both are gay as fuck. We had a gay kid in our highschool. We beat the shit out of him after school one day because some guy thought he was checking him out in the locker room. Ever since he changed so fast and kept his eyes straight down never looking up. You just need to set boundaries with them.
>>158239278Take a look at the creatures that are the ones usually rioting and tell me if they are "people"
>career ending kneel down
Bo Nix has a 69.23% winrate when posting a Passer Rating under 90, by far the highest mark among currently active NFL starting QBsThe rest of the top 5 in <90 passer rating win% is rounded out, predictably, by a bunch of serial winners. Mahomes, Jackson, Hurts, and Allen. However, as we can see, each of these players sees a dramatic dropoff in win% when they post a below average performance. Brock Purdy, who like Nix has a 70% career winrate, has just a 37.5% winrate when he posts a sub-90 passer rating, good for a difference of 32.5%.Nix's win% drops just 0.77% when he has a <90 Passer Rating game, the lowest dropoff among currently active starting QBs.>>158239324 In 40 career games, he has 26 games with a sub-90 passer rating.
>>158239274I'm so fucking tired of the Sirianni slop offense.
>>158239324He is 29-13? or is the team he has played on 29-13?Why do you want to take credit away from the great players on the team and instead give the credit to Bo? Do you hate the broncos and instead just root for a QB?it all sounds rather homosexual
green gay kek
>>158239278from the perspective of iggles fans those small businesses don't contribute anything to their life so fuck em, they're just hording wealth while being a playground for the tourist class
>>158239424Bo Nix is quite clearly carried by his team. If you cared about winning like a real Broncos fan would, you'd want a better QB than this loser.However, you are not a Broncos fan, you're a boliever, so the best situation for Bo is the one that exists currently where these bum ass Broncos carry him to playoff games he'll lose while posting a sub 90 passer rating.at least you get to jack off to picks of your man crush in Broncos orange for a few more seasons
>>158239529are the Broncos currently in control of their own destiny with a home playoff game?
>>158239424>>158239529i see so the team that bo plays on now has the same composition that it was for the past 8 years with the only new factor being himself. oh i see its so clear now. no drafts. no coach changes. no free agencies. only bo. HES JESUS!you hate the broncos and have dedicated yourself to sucking cock
im coming for that ass tomorrow cj
>>158239483You're still destroying your own community you live in. Yay we won i want to break everyone's windows a d cars now. Make it make sense. Ive won games. Not once did I want to set a car on fire afterwards.
>>158238711>Why do those faggots always try to act tough, but only when they outnumber their victims 20-1?because it's smart you'd have to literally be retarded to start a fight when you're significantly outnumbered
>>158239545>are the Broncos currently in control of their own destinyLol, no. The Chiefs own them.
>>158239593>muh bonot a quarterback
>>158239545as much as I disagree with statmutt he's right about donna mating the Broncos this year. Bo needs to be benched at least a game. He's abjectly refusing to take responsibility of the lack of production on offense. The Broncos don't need Joe Montana but for fucks sake they can't make a run with Tim Tebow 2.0 back there.
>>158239595The worst most obnoxious fan base
>>158239588the same "community" that priced us out for tourist and multinational bankers and outsourced all the stadium jobs to 3rd worlders
>>158239595Take away the fence and then what happens?
>>158239595I fucking hate the iggles. Worst fandom in sports.
>>158239722>he's counting the week 17th game where the Chiefs benched their startersKWAB
>yeah, but kwamuttlover
>>158239595look at them hiding behind that fence like faggots
Is there a single good college QB right now?
>>158239960I really think that anOSU WR is going #1. No QB deserves that honor this year.
>>158239677t. cowgirl fan>>158239677t. choofs fan>>158239695>>158239800how DARE you use the terrain to your advantage
>>158239960Sam Leavitt
>>158239595>>158240047>grown ass man hiding behind a fence like a little boy hiding behind mommy's skirt from a bully on the playground
>>158240047>your advantageof throwing shit at people for no reason other than your father left you at age 7 and beat the shit out of your mom up till then?
>>158239901while that was a suboptimal spike, it's bullshit that it was ruled a fumble
>>1582401293 out of 4 of these "people" are gay.
>>158240135How is this a fumble?
Minnesota did a 70% blitz defense against teams that had atrocious O lines and I'm supposed to think they're the best in the history of the sport
I don't see us losing until the superbowl
>>158240300>he pushed it downhow can you push the ball in the direction you want it to go if you don't have control of the ball?
Think Im gonna make some pizza tomorrow for the game.
>>158237275>>158237576In every draft there's 5 blue-chip picks that are guaranteed to succeed like Burrow and Trevor, and the rest are crapshoots. The NFL draft is a glorified gambling event where GMs get to pretend like they're working.
>>158240378do you have control of the ball when you tip a fg?
I watched a video breaking down Flores' defense and holy guacamole that dude is a genius. Why doesn't everyone just copy him?
>>158240422i just want to laugh at the phrase Howie drafted a Lemon cause lemons are what you call faulty products, most commonly cars people sell, and the WR he drafted is Makai Lemon.You can see the natural word play that'd come about in the scenario where Makai is indeed a bust.
>>158240421There's only 5 things on earth that are always good and you can never get enough of. Sex, pizza, ice cream, money, and drugs. There's no such thing as bad pizza or ice cream.
Will Allen ever be this based again?
>>158240569>sex always goodeh
>>158240569You typed that out with the utmost confidence only to be extremely wrong
This BYU crowd is continuing to make me want the Salt Lake Chargers
>>158240569Did you ask chatgpt to write the most boring normie 16 year old opinion possible?
>>158240569I can't eat bad ice cream. If it's not Haagen-Dazs or better, I just refuse to eat it.
>>158240637I will literally never understand why a successful man would marry a hooker>But you get to fuck her every day!!!It isn't the 1400s anymore you can just find a girl to fuck now
>>158240569>bad pizzaPizza is only good up until 10 minutes out of the oven.
>>158240569Sex gets boring after 5 minutes
>>158240608>>158240686Sex can be bad but it's still sex. If you fuck a girl and the sex is bad and she wants to fuck again you're going to say yes. By contrast, if you eat a bad sandwich and its bad and someone ask you if you want more you will say no. That's the difference.
>>158240558People are copying him.
>DUURRRRRRRR FOOD AND SEX CAN NEVER BE BAD!!!that's gotta be the dumbest post ive ever read in my entire life
>>158240347I don't know how o-line math works. The Chiefs' o-line isn't as good as the Seahawks yet the Chiefs manhandled the Broncos' d-line.
>>158240569You got the non-sexhavers worked into a seething shoot. Nice post.
>DK Metcalf listed as questionable (Illness)
>>158236741Moving clot = very scary and badThink stroke or thrombosis, etc. You don’t wanna take any chances with that no matter who you are.
>>158240703Do you think he'll come coach my Redskin Football Commanders?
>>158240846>Teams basically don't do shit in the pre season anymore.Andy Reid is one of the few coaches who still does hard training camps, so the Chiefs probably have a cardio advantage at the start of the season. This was allegedly Reid's hardest training camphttps://youtu.be/UzjznYGrmho?t=414
Is it gay if I had a dream about seeing my QB naked?
>>158241279what's your team?
>>158241279ya dood
>>158240569I actually disagree about ice cream the most. Lots of cheap ice cream has these weird thickeners and fillers that give it a nightmarish texture. I genuinely can't eat it anymore.
>>158241338Brady was sexy as fuck before he ruined his face with plastic surgery. Imagine being born in the upper 99 percentile of looks and ruining it because your wife got impregnated by her trainer
If you've never fantasized about what color your quarterback's asshole is, can you really call yourself a fan?
>>158241434we got niggas in here thinking about how bleached a QB's butthole is while claiming to be straight
>>158241071No, there's no future there. He should wait for an actual good opening.
>>158241456Is that le hangover man?
>>158239960Arch manning
>>158240047Nope I just live in NJ and we have too many obnoxious eagles fans here. They're so fucking annoying
The year is 2031. Jerry Jones passes away. The Cowboys hire the first female head coach. She revolutionizes the game with a backward pass based offense. The Cowboys go to 4 straight Superbowls, but unlike the Bills they don't choke. The league changes the rules to stop them. The Cowboys fans rage and set their stadium on fire.
>>15824033849ers or chiefs are winning the super bowl this year. I cant see any other team even being close
>>158241681>49ers or chiefs are winning the super bowlIf the 49ers stay healthy they are a lock for the NFC. I don't have as much faith in the Chiefs until they beat a real team. The win over the Broncos feels flukish. Like if they played again I think it would look different.
>>158240569Domino's, papa John's, pizza hut, and other chain fast food pizzas are bad. I lived my entire life in New Jersey. I have very high standards for pizza. We have the best pizza in the world. Better than NYC. Better than Chicago. Better than Detroit. Better than your shitty local favorite.
>>158240569Drugs are bad. We talked about this last thread.
>>158241839>papa JohnPapa Johns is god tier and shouldn't be put in the same sentence as Pizza hut and Dominos
>>158241925I do not believe someone without a financial stake in Papa Johns can sincerely have this opinion.
>>158241925Fax, no printer
>>158241871there's a lot more druggies and alcoholics in these threads than you thinkwe just don't talk about it since we're not proud of it
I like this BYU QB desu. When is he draft eligible?
>>158241959dominos bread taste like cardboard. I don't know it's appeal>>158241839local pizza joints are all the same where they give you an oversized circle with too much grease on it and call it pizza
>>158242033He's a Catholic charged with leading these Mormon dogs.
>muh local state's (food) is the goddest god tier faggotry and anything else is poo poo pee pee no matter whatkys
>>158242032and there it is
>>158242099only a flyover would post this
>>158242033>>158242073>>158242096the nfl is not ready for the rise of the hapa quarterback
>only a flyover would post this
>>158242033that grifting bitch ruined her face with plastic surgery now she's has no value
>>158242096Just threw a fucking dart on 3rd and Goal
>>158242068yes, but papa johns is abhorrent as well
>>158242099>>158242192you don't have an ounce of competitive drive in your bodyNo pride in your home townNo pride in your teamNo championship paradestake your ringless ass to the tennis generalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcrIki-qBsI
>>158240421STOP fucking posting this shit dude what the hell is wrong with youmake another goddamn pizza for fucks sake
I still have no idea how I feel about the Vikings.I need to see them beat a contender.
>>158240343I fuck with this vikings fan. They seem like chill people unlike the shitty lions, broncos, and eagles fans who ruin the thread
Why the fuck does BYU's QB have the number 47
>>158236208
>>158242520Based
>>158242515big trump fan
based or cringe?
>>158242488Both the Broncos and Vikings have an elite defense but bad QBs. I think Sean Payton can mitigate the Bo Nix problem with good playcalling and make him serviceable. The Vikings QB can't be fixed. Your tiers looks dumb. Ranking a team by wins is bad since it ignores strength of schedule.
Catholic bros....I can't I just can't
NCAAF has the best OT rulesNFL should adopt them
>>158242738true
>>158242567cringe if it's at homebased if it's at applebee's
Is YOUR QB a massive fucking pussy? Is he a FRAUD? consult this chart to find out!
>>158242520>>158242530Is Mahomes the first athlete that could say they were #1 in everything at a certain age? Even Brady who started his career with 3 rings wasn't #1 in MVPs, TDs, or passes. Mahomes currently holds all records at this age, tied with 3 rings, tied with 2 MVPs, most TDs, most yards, most wins, most EVERYTHING.
I have Falcons beating the Bears is it yay or nay?
didn't read, Schizo
>>158242950The Falcons are legit and Caleb is rusty.
for me it’s the filet o fish sandwich the best sandwich you could get
>>158242998>>158243057the only reason we ate that g0y slop in the 90s was because it was cheap, now that its expensive you have no business going there. Shame on you
The Falcons are my dark horse team. Penix is legit.
>>158243057Don't they got better food in New Zealand than McDonalds bro?
>>158243108I remember when I used to work there mini meals were 3.24 including tax. Small fries, drink and McChicken/4 pc nuggets/ double cheeseburger burger Idk how prices are now. Didn't eat in my 4 years working there and I don't eat there nowActually, occasionally I'll get their breakfast. It's good ngl
>>158243174Are those fast food places as dirty and unsanitized as I think they are or do they keep them clean?
>>158243197Very clean we didn't fuck around.
>>158242998>>158243057This shit so mid
>>158243246if it was mid it wouldn't have taken over the world
>>158243259but enough about the McDouble and McChicken, the actual good stuff
(You)r New England Patriots and favorite QB Drake Maye play tomorrow.
>>158242953(you)
>>158243301he could regress again. His throwing motion is busted and it might be too late to fix since muscle memory is a bitch
>>158243313This is you
>>158243333Where are her boobs
>>158243333She fucking sucks at cooking
>>158243342He was throwing accurate dragons again so I'm not worried
Catholic bros, where do we go from here?
>>158243445To hell
>>158243445Okay show me how good the jewish team is doing
>>158236208goatminded
I'm somewhat of a gooner myself
>>158243240Thanks man. Glad to hear people aren’t spitting in my goyslop
>>158243333She isn't bad looking, but this is the kind of girl I should be able to date. What is she doing with an NFL QB?
You may only reply to this post if your team is one of the ELITE with a .700 record or better==Safe this week==49ERS (vs WAS)CHIEFS (vs LAC)VIKINGS (BYE)==In danger this week==Bills (at LV)Ravens (at CLE)Jaguars (vs HOU)Giants (vs NO)==Applying for membership==CLOSED FOR NOW, KEEP ON WINNING OR EAT SHIT==At risk of blacklisting==>Chargers (at KC)>Titans (at IND)everyone else fuck off
>>158243333she looks mentally deficient
>>158243270That slop was good when they were a dollar. For 3 bucks a pop I'll make my own burgers and it'll be cheaper and tastier.
>>158243524Nah that's you
>>158243529>it'll be cheaper and tastier.doubt.jpg
*ruins your 75-year tradition in your path*
>>158243493alliances are gay because they're always short lived and amount to nothing
>>158243536t. >>158240129
>>158242835>he doesn't know
>>158243333tits too big
>>158241925Absolutely not. I guarantee you every single town in NJ has a better local spot than papa John's
>>158243333>>158243490>>158243391>pop belly>midget build>small tits>spongebob square pants shaped looking motherfuckerThese athletes can get any girl they want in college. How do they end up with the ugliest girls. Even my ugly, broke ass has dated hotter girls than that.
>>158243539You can buy 2 lbs of ground beef for 9 dollars and an 8 pack of buns for 3. That's 8 burgers for 12 bucks which use a little more meat actually than a mcdouble. If you want to add condiment and onion and pickles that's still 2 dollars a burger tops
>>158243550Nah that's you
>>158243539For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more
>>158242068You havent been to the right local places. Family run places that havent changed their recipe for generations. Those are the spots. Been in the community for decades. Places where you grandparents had their first date type places. Local spots.
>>158243197You should worry less about the cleanliness of the restaurants themselves and more about the cleanliness of the food processing facilities that supply them
>>158243604This nigga eats like a fag my favorite NFL player survived on candy and hot cheetos
>>158241925Last time I got papa john. I flipped the pizza over and the cheese fell off like cardboard. And it was the worst tasting pizza I've ever had in my life. Even Little Caesar was better. This was in California. I was so mad I wanted to put a lawsuit on Peyton Manning for shilling this garbage
>>158242099But I'm right. I cant even imagine getting pizza in a placr like Nebraska. Diagusting.
>>158242488Vikings are fraud and should not be undeveated like the 49ers and chiefs
>>158240129>untsmostsThis chigga must be a professor of linguistics
>>158241925Papa Johns is for fatfucks who need sugar in their pizza even
>>158243644But >WE are.
>>158242998Beef > fish
>>158243301Drake Baby Brady Maye
>>158243588Schizo is NOT going to like this
>>158243644I'm a Niner fan and I wouldn't be surprised if they lost to the vikings this year. They always make Kyler Murray look like god mode
Best D in the league. Kyler looks more and more elite with every week that passes. By week 10 everyone will have the Vikings as the best team in the division. By week 17, they will win 1 seed. In February, all shall kneel.
>>158242998Been experimenting with using frozen fish patties and an air fryer to make these at home and it turns out it's easy as fuck. Tartar sauce is just mayo, pickle relish and lemon juice
>>158243659You're posers and frauds
>>158243693There is no way the 49ers lose to the vinkings. Impossible.
>>158243445I’ll never understand grown men being into college football. You’re not that young age anymore. They don’t represent you anymore. Now the nfl, your local team represents you
>you will never be dedicated enough to your team to drive a snowplow onto the field during a game to clear a path for your team to make the game winning field goal Can you even call yourself a fan?
>>158243785Thanks for that, Rabbi!
>>158243565Mahomes only played one game during his rookie season unlike Allen. And it depends on what we mean by age. Do we mean when they became 28 or the last days of being 28. But yes, age is a bad measure. Seasons or stats per game is more telling.
>>158243785I kinda get it if you went to college there. But if you're rooting for a college SEC or Big 10 team that you didn't even go to, damn thats maximum cringe.
>>158243831I’m trying to understand. Change my mind. I don’t get CFB. What >>158243833 said, I guess I can understand if you graduated from that college
>>158243754Vikings defense is good man. I have my niners favored but not by much. Brock Purdy is 0-2 against that Flores defense
>>158243832wait why hasn't Allen made 1st team all pro yet?
>>158243849Like I said, you wouldn't understand so why bother? Looks like you already have your mind made up. Why bother trying to convince you? Let's agree to disagree.
>>158243740Nah, that's (You)r shit team.
>>158243859>wait why hasn't Allen made 1st team all pro yet?They don't like rush stats for QBs.
>>158243887Explain lameme getting two (((ap))) mvp awards.
>>158243892He only deserved one.
>>158243920then why did he get two?
$55M/yr btw
>>158236267kek this got the pacos bubbling
>>158238835LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
kek and they got swept
>>158243134Here's your (you)
>>158243894Kek
>>158243956Lameme's pass stats are fugazi. He's playing a different sport than other QBs. When you have the ability to run around like a headless chicken it changes the coverage. So while every other QB is standing in the pocket and reading defenses Lamar is out there playing basketball or whatever the fuck those people are into. >then why did he get two?The first one was them wishcasting him being the great black hope, the 2nd one was him actually being the great black hope.
>>158244008>both were jewish bullshitYeah. That's what I said.
>>158243997Penix was hurt in that game and you know it.
>>158244008Cope
Broncos got lucky
>>158244015When isn't penis jr hurt?
>>158244028Lucky they played Shartnold? Yeah, I guess they did.
>>158244014>both were jewish bullshitExcept it's not. Their wishcasting was proven to be true. His 2024 season was a miracle. He threw for 41 TDs, had a 119 passer rating, broke Michael Vick's all time rush yards record, and would have broke Rodgers single season passer rating record had they not benched him for the playoffs.
The Vikings and Eagles are reportedly working on a trade to send Saquon to Minnesota as soon as Monday if the Eagles lose to the Panthers
>>158244060Yes it is. Sealed and stamped.>would have broke Rodgers single season passer rating record had they not benched him for the playoffs.This is college ball retard, the playoffs stats don't apply to the regular season stats.
>>158244080Source: Your bussy
>>158244080Source?
Hurts is lucky he got "injured" as soon as he didn't have a super team anymore. Nigga was on the cusp of getting exposed harder than any QB in history.
>>158244080>ifThis isn't a game the panthers lose if Bryce has truly turned the corner.
>>158244080I own saquon barkley in fantasy so I pray this happens
>>158244080Saquon is going to the Seahawks
>>158237296Nigga gonna fuck around and get drafted by Dem Boyz in the 5th round
>>158244123With what capital coming back?
I'm drunk
>>158244148Hi drunk. I’m dad
>>158244028He threw it into a team meeting. The fuck is his problem.
>it's bigger than football
THEM WHITE BOYS HAD ME ON CRYSTAL METH
>>158237296Why would Arch wanna go to the shitty Dolphins or Titans anyway, who cares? Its smarter to tank your stock and go to a good team like what Aaron Rodgers and Lamar Jackson did
>>158244209He's going to the Raiders
>>158244209i dont want his ass if hes just gonna play like this at the pro level. even when they're winning he looks mediocre
>>158244303He just needs more time and to transfer out. Sarkisian sucks and he won't develop more at Texas
>>158244262Giving up on that hispanic mendoza guy already huh?
>>158244324Menblowsa is a bust
Your mother is a bust
>>158244329He hasn't even played
>>158244354Because they saw him in preseason and didn't want to tank ticket sales
r8 my picks for this week
my mom bitch slapped me burning my face with my smoke and then wrenched my arm over and put a cigarette out on my arm
>>158244389kiwi bitch...
>>158244386Faggot/20
kek @ the philthy fans crying "muhhhhhhhhhh injuries" this season. Fucking faggots. kys.
>>158244386would be highly shocked if texans win
>>158244343I'm a bust...all over your face, faggot.
>>158244441They had a good run, their window is slammed shut and they will be a shit to mediocre team at best until a new regime/qb. They should just be glad they got a owl out of it.
Ramilia facing the cardiac Cardinals tomorrow
>>158244558take a lap
Gm lads.
>>158236597>teamwholesome boomer messaging. football IS a team game
jennyfag come get your girl
>>158244571 mogs >>158244608'fraid so
>>158242520I can't refute this
>>158244721God damn
>>158244008>The first one was them wishcasting him being the great black hope, the 2nd one was him actually being the great black hope.literally backwardspurdy should have won 23 but the media doesnt like no names
kek raped and gaped by drake "the schedule" maye
>>158244028elite play by bo to end the seahawks
https://youtu.be/TFkwf0ymFVM
>>158244721>>158244608>>158244536>>158244483>spamming>avaposting
>>158244786fixed (finally)>>158244792>seething at 2 am over an undoxxable man you will never know a pitiful existence
When did they decide they needed to "modernize" every uniform with ugly gradients or redesigns and all that shit? Seahawks vs Broncos just looked sweet.
>>158244610Rise up red sea
>>158244804>When did they decide they needed to "modernize" every uniformthere is one who refuses and it is my raidfeces
>>158244810I don't rate college statistics
Hope your gallbladder ruptured
>>158244810>26 year old rookie
you remembered :3and no it was just inflamed lol
speaking of which, I had my gallbladder removed recently because it was inflamed too
>>158244837my sister had it done too it seems miserable
>>158244837Why have I heard about this so much lately
>>158244844>if you drink a ton of alcoholgrim
>>158244842glp1 medicine causes gallbladder inflammation when you first start it mine got fucking bad but it eased off
>>158244844See>>158244848im fat as fuck, drink by the gallon and take glp1 lol
>>158244844I subsist off of mcdonalds and hot cheetos so yeah, thats probably the case
>>158244855God bless you retarded guinea pig
New>>158244871>>158244871>>158244871
>>158244804the 90's
