>Saturday 17 OctoberEverton 0-2 ChelseaBrentford 1-2 LiverpoolFulham 1-0 Hull CityManchester City 3-2 Ipswich TownNewcastle United 0-1 Aston Villa>Sunday 18 OctoberAFC Bournemouth 14:00 SunderlandBrighton & Hove Albion 14:00 Crystal PalaceLeeds United 14:00 Tranchester UnitedNottingham Forest 16:30 Arsenal>Monday 19 OctoberTottenham Hotspur 20:00 Coventry City
tranime women's wrestling sucks
You probably won't read it in the news but Isak scored again
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSY??!?!?
And Munoz was better than ngumbay
>>158233110HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYONE SEEN TRANSCHESTER DILATED
>>158233110why aren't man u in the big six????????
already looking forward to Cundy rustling papers and searching for Spurs in the league table
Any posters who aren't mentally ill?
>>158233394just you and I it seems
>>158233169rio was great when he came onboth were good and promising and probably not good enough right now
>>158233394>>158233437It's me and you now, uh, I've been waiting (Waiting)Think I wanna make that move nowBaby, tell me if you like it (Tell me if you like it)It's me and you now, uh, I've been waitingThink I wanna make that move now (Gonna make that movenow)Baby, tell me how you like it
>>158233394me
>>158232712Wirtz has created half as many chances as 35yo Pascal Groß who is tied for the most chances created over the top 5 leagues in Europe with Lamine Yamal.Brighton have also had a significantly higher fixture difficulty eating than Liverpool
>>158233394I actually suffered a period of mania this time last year. Shoplifted thousands of pounds of stuff, went to Sweden without a passport, started painting graffiti, joined a spiritualist church and slept with 35 women in a month, kek. Kept a photo diary of most of it. Fuck knows what else I did. Wouldn't say I'm mentally ill now though.
>>158233110Predictions>Sunday 18 OctoberAFC Bournemouth 1-2 SunderlandBrighton & Hove Albion 3-0 Crystal PalaceLeeds United 4-1 Tranchester UnitedNottingham Forest 2-2 Arsenal>Monday 19 OctoberTottenham Hotspur 1-3 Coventry City
>>158233891the orb will consume a part of you for every correct result it givescareful anon
Brighton are going to get bummed and then Brugge are going to get battered and Bodo and Betis and Bratislava better pray they avoid Liverpool if they reach the CL knockouts
the mick lost his mind after that city humiliation never seen anything like it
>>158234048Just so you know, I've screenshot this.
Jaissle gone by Christmas?
Imagine if Man City gets a points deduction and still wins the league
>>158234341*
Slow start over
>>158234071No he hasn't, he's always been a fucking mong.
>>158234660I wouldn't go calling anyone a mong when you still can't even tell us apart
>>158234702You're a fucking mong.
>>158234742I thought you said the other guy was the mong. Make up your mind would you
>>158234772No I specifically said you're a fucking mong, you fucking mong.
>>158234798You didn't though, you called the other Irish flag a mong. Now you're calling me a mong and making out like you didn't call the other lad a mong. Are you confused or is this another one of your manic episodes?
I wanted Florry Z to ball out as much as anyone, but at this juncture it's safe to say his new name is Floppian
>>158234936got an assist today against the dreaded 9-man Brentford so give it a rest
>>158234936Florest Gump's xRA is worth far more than the £150 million they stole him for.
Barcola got saved from going 007 with 20 minutes to go, fair play
>>158234382not a single good team on that list >>158233394me
>>158235086
Fulham are going to be relegated bros....we lost
Mememouthbros mackembros...we're in the mud
>>15823494810 man Brentford actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTqT-RWcdlQ
is there a parallel universe where PNE never let go of its early dominance of the football league and maintained a bayern-like control over english football instead of being an anonymous club that can never get out of the second tier
>>158235549Yes it's called Never Never Land. Florian Wirtz is top of the goal scorer board there.
Florian Wirtz has the same number of goal contributions as a resurgent Martin Odegaard but the media doesn't want you to know that
How does this happen to such a big club?
Florian Wirtz is as shit as Martin Odegaard despite costing 4x more but the media doesn't want you to know that.
>>158236065did Odeshart really cost that much? wtf
>>158236112At £30m arsewogs got a relative bargain compared to the £140m Wirtz cost.
>>158236065Damn Odegaard sucks
>>158236005They aren't a big club and it's about their average league position for the last 3 seasons
>>158236262>They aren't a big clubAren't they one of the Big 6?
>>158236262They won a trophy more recently than a certain club of the big 6 though
>>158236300No they didn't.
>>158236340I mean real trophies
>>158236340Wonder if harry muguire browses /spuh/ during his time off
>>158236381That's THE Snapdragon Cup. How many have you got?>>158236393He got filtered by the captchas years ago.
>>158234948that's a positive thing these days considering how certain clubs in the north struggle to handle playing again even 10 men
>>158233891
Big 6 pointer relegation scrap on Monday. Coventry vs Tottenham
>>158235997now compare Shartz to tranure
whatever happened to conor bradley
Chelsea Football Club
whatever happened to harry redknapp
>>158239620he's old and most of the people on his contacts list were either even older or eventually left football. that was a huge part of why he did as well as he did.like when he went down a division from the premier league to the then-Division 1, he had PL managers calling him up to ask if they could take decent players off their hands (like paul merson at aston villa) and he says, sure but only if you pay part their wages and either they tell him to fack off or they agree and he gets the "wheeler dealer" label. he was at that point far too "good" to not be in the PL, but as mentioned eventually his contacts list dried up.
>>158239760former spurs manager having (((connections)))
>>158233110more like the big dicks amiriteall your clubs got DICKED by these clubsfuck you
>>158241178seethingi bet this bitch replies to himself too, kek!
Whatever happened to Martin Jol
>>158241284gibbering away in a nursing home somewhere saying the words "keane" and "defoe" in alternation
hate rene meulensteen and his slag nepo daughter using her dads (((connections))) to become a sports presenter
>>158241445In 2023, she became the first female to commentate on a live Premier League match for Sky Sports.[7] In July 2023, she joined the Sky Sports commentary team for the Women's Super League.[8] She commented for ITV Sport at the 2023 FIFA Women's World Cup.[9]Meulensteen was a studio host for Fox Sports in the United States during their presentation of the 2026 FIFA World Cup.[10]grim
You bongs are gonna take the fight to the enemy like that guy said?What if you all die in the trenches ://epl/ is under existensial thread like never before.
>>158236393>physically fit>has sex>multimillionaire>defends women in public >not scared of other menI very much doubt he's here lad
>>158242704if anyone is lurking it's yadon sancho
No room for racism lads, ir's all full of immigrants
>>158242735My bet would be on Solanke
Why is no one talking about the blue (israeli) cartel?
>>158243118because everyone knows that blue teams are cheats.
>>158243642THANK YOU
They cheated by uhhh... spending the same money as us... no no it's different when it's us...
is /epl/ ready?
7 in a row for the cheating bastards
too washed for MLS
>>158244266They're going to get a 30 points deduction and still win the league. Scouse rats and AWs will totally lose it
>>158244266biggest club in the Manneh
>>158233110What a bloody joke Archie. Is this how the premier league wants to market their product?!The Brighton and Crystal Palace match should've taken place at 12h05. What happened to the 12h05 sunday fixtures?Idelly should've been to put that match on sunday at 20h. Perfect! but both teams played in europe, so i understand it can't happen
>>158244735genuinely over for the league is they only got a 30 point deduction
>>158244895it's for the Nigerian women in London
>>158244895Brighton Palace at 12.05 would mean many more fans would stay in the city overnight and travelling to the stadium independently rather largely all on the train from Croydon to Brighton and straight on the train to Falmer. Potentially causing more problems to police. 8pm kick off would cause fans to be more drunk and potentially staying in Brighton on the Sunday night. Again, raising more potential problems.
>Super Sunday>2 God Four gamesFeels good man
>>158245170God...i love them so much.>>158245174I meant saturday 20h. But it would still be nice to have the 12h05 fixture return. I loved those.There's too many lovely matches today at 14h
do leeds have a chance to pull off a result today bros?
>>158245268>chancethey a favorites anon
Manchester United players fear Amazon documentary cameras are affecting their season — because staff and players are holding their tongue in post-match debriefs.That's why I will always love Amorim for rejecting this shit of a doc. Guy was winning with us off the pitch for sure.
>AAAAAAAAA AMAZON DON'T RECORD US
>Spurs icon Savinho has suffered a muscle injury and will be sidelined for several weeks
>>158245480LOL
>>158245480One match a week and they're dropping like flies
>>158245480Maybe the retractable pitch is the problem...
>>158245480This will go down as the worst signing in PL history
>>158245567It's either him or Sancho yes. It has to be. Barcola also has potential, he is so average
>>158245480Spuds would have been better signing Savio Vega kek>New Generation WWF was so bad it was good, unlike Spuds
>>158245580Barcola has more hat-tricks for Liverpool than Saka has in his club career
>>158245589savinho had his leg kicked out of his leg
>>158245480People don't realise what an absolute bell end de Zerbi is in training. When he was at Brighton I think there were 15+ training related injuries in a season.
>>158245601Saka didn't costed 125 million has he? Not even with hsi massive contract will cost as much as Barcola cost for LiverpoolBut i saw his pathetic solo miss yesterday. Worth every quid innitHe's average
>>158245613People try to say Saka is comparable to Yamal so yeah it's a solid comparison
>>158245613>costed
>>158245633>People try to say Saka is comparable to Yamalno they don't and go back to Barcola instead of changing the subject
>>158245605I heard he kicked his height
My favourite Chelsea player: Diego Costed
the amount of PGMOL assistance Liverpool needed (NEEDED) yesterday was insane
>>158245661
>>158245589New Gen better than this current generation by far>>158245664
>>158245647https://x.com/BayernTalks/status/2088283279237542037https://x.com/BizzydeGOAT/status/2023431190041289061https://x.com/Elmoge_khan/status/2021645179808362792https://x.com/yourfbiman/status/2107589781819707871
>>158245663Come on lad, it was only 2 (TWO) soft reds
>>158245605cheers owen
>>158245634>>158245641He's portuguese you motherfucker, it's not his first language
I gotta feeling (woo-hoo)That tonight's gonna be a /mug/ nightThat tonight's gonna be a /mug/ nightYeah tonight's gonna be a /mug/ /mug/ nightCan you feel it (woo-hoo)
>>158245689
>>158245689bro is transitioning
>>158245702speaking of transitioning, what ever happened to de ligt?
>>158245706*becomes a planet*
>>158245712the banter era has a body count. so many fans took to overeating to deal with the stress/abuse. blood on its handsi wonder if the same is in the process of happening to man utd. their youtubers like saeed flying pig etc are all getting fatter..
>>158245670
>>158245719Saeed was told 'pick up your tits' by Rio Ferdinand the other day, tacitly suggesting he is overweight
>>158245706Matty de lopped his willy off
>>158245719>so many fans took to overeating to deal with the stress/abuse.Think that says far more about those e-celebs than the football club.
We here at /epl/ do NOT support or condone the disgraceful fatshaming of youtube legend SaeedTV by Rio Ferdinand.
>>158245663Just read a good puff piece about Liverpool's £400m* attack finally clicking because they managed to score twice against 9 man Brentford.
>The Football Association has reportedly advised Manchester United supporters to remain inside their vehicles when visiting East Yorkshire.
>>158245781lil manc boys cant deal with the YVRKSHIRE BVLLStheyre just built different
>>158245663the never seen before red card for a headbutt
>>158245798that one was a red but thats not the problem, its the other red is what cost them the game.
>>158245813you mean the two bookings for two obvious yellow card offences after they were already losing
>>158245822they would have come back and won
>Goalkeeper Emiliano Martinez has undergone successful surgery on a fractured jaw. Martinez was injured following a collision midway through the second half of our 2-0 victory over Everton at the Hill Dickinson Stadium on Saturday. https://www.chelseafc.com/en/news/article/injury-update-emiliano-martinez
>>158245851chelsea and goalkeepers...ever since courtois cucked them theyve been fucked
>>158245851And they were finally looking somewhat competent too. Maybe Penders will be amazing though.
>>158245731Average Arsenal fan (colourized)
>>158245993>colourizedFOY
City and Liverpool can beat teams when the opposition gets red carded, why can't United?
>Kobbie Mainoo and Luke Shaw are set to miss Manchester United’s Premier League meeting against Leeds
Gyokeres wants to leave Arsenal in JanuaryArsenal preparing to sign Haaland when City get relegated
>>158245731
I'm worried about Chelsea Without Martinez I think they will get bad at football like Spurs
So, it will be officially over for Carrick when Leeds smash Yanited, right?
>>158246158Hyypia was more kino
>>158245833Maybe the lad on the yellow card should have thought of that before he desperately dragged down the Liverpool player from behind mere centimeters outside the penalty area
Personally i think it is rather funny how united got carrick as an interim manager to steady the boat for a brief period of last season then he manages to fluke his way into some string of wins which results in unanimous support from the fanbase that he's the man and he should continue running the club(aka if we started with carrick we would have won the league) only to be unpleasantly surprised when he runs out of luck and shits the bed in the new season, winning one out of six in the league.
>>158246499>>158246499GET THE FUCK IN HERE ITS TIME FOR COMEDY
there really is no conclusive evidence out there that definitively proves that arteta did not run a sex trafficking ring where he promised arsenal women youth contracts to JF girls only to reroute them into thomas partey's rape dungeon
>>158246526Funny either way.>can laugh at White Shite being deluded>can laugh at Manure being finished
>>158246546I'd read this fanfic
bet the Brighton Bummers are seething that nobody cares about their shit irrelevant game because /mug/ is on
literally asking to get sacked oh my fucking god
>>158246632Fergie's taking the reigns?
>>158246613Nobody ever cares about the irrelevant 16 m8
>>158246632players out of position in the front lineplayers out of position (and generally bad) in midfieldold rubbish defence and slag off the clubyeah... its /mug/ time...
imagine if united didn't concede early equalizer against spuds and everton, they'd be 4 points better which isn't much but better than where they are now
>>158246718+1 for the city game too if they called the goal offside
>>158245781>East YorkshireLeeds is in the West Riding, saar
i'm just saying bruno winger is a even worse than bruno at CM and bruno at whatever the fuck position he was in under rangnick 4-2-2-2 tictac, he only played there in single digit and i thought united never won a single game.
my local club just had the first loss of the season yesterday so i'm expecting a good thing for my united
>>158246718imagine if they didn't get refball and a couple of lucky deflections against Ipswich, they'd already be in the relegation zone
>just head it in your own goalfuck off
>>158246578calm down dave
glad i turned in for the brighton game
>palace
I think Spurs are going down
MOST POINTS WON SINCE CARRICK WAS APPOINTED TROPHY ARE U MAD BRUV SIGN DA TING WALLAHI KASSMEH BRO
>3-0 hahahaha
On track for 27-0
palace getting mannied (man u got mannied by hull)
>kevin danso
im fucking sick of watching lammens playing long ball only for leeds players immediately winning the ball back and suddenly the ball is back on united's box again
>>158247155nice strike. 9 times out 10 they shanks them efforts
>>158247155love the guy throwing away his floaty cup
OH MY DAY
Is Palace going down yes or no
>>158247636Hope so but playing Brighton away they were always going to struggle. One of the most in form teams in Europe right now
Is xG a meme?
>>158247795yes, it's the new ai pushed meme
>as it stands the top 10 teams all have positive GD, the bottom 10 teams all have negative GD
as it stands Arsenal are SHIT
>>158247883Obsessed as fuck
Business idea: 5 teams relegated every year
>>158247958and 5 teams get promoted... FROM THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
>>158233110The real table, taking the obvious into account
fuck me
>>158247988Actually this doesn't take into account the points that Man Cheaty have stolen from the teams they've played. Also it happened again
"Adam Wharton" meme well and truly dead into the year 2026
>>158248084sounds perfect for United to sign him to 60 mil then
you have to fear for Spursyou HAVE to!
>check results on BBC>see they're covering the Third World Premiership>Celtic 4-0 Hearts at HTlol
>>158248613My mistake, 4-1 and not actually half time yet.
>>1582486405-1 and still not half time
>>158248725Now it is. Just proves how much Hearts fucked things last season.
United lose 1-1
>>158248613Really going to need teams to stop appointing random Belgians
>Brighton have 23 goalsWhat is Hurzuler cooking f@m?
Spurs are now the only club without a PL win this season.
>United's goal difference is zeroHow do they keep doing this
>>158248919They weren't helped by Rangers taking both their manager and captain.
Kek, fuck Palace
big game this
>>158234048
>>158248929Pure togetherness
>>158248929But who have they actually beat other than 10 man Aston Villa? Arsenal? They're SHIT.
>>158248985Clearly changed something significantly given last season's mid-season collapse
>>158248962title decider
manure cussies were begging bruno to leave to saudi in summer 2025, they were glazing him all second half of season and all of summer 2026, pure fellation, and now they want him out again KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
mad how they'll give Arsenal's Noni Madookie a pity goal when the goalkeeper throws his "on target" corner kick into the net but they won't give Pascal Grob a goal when his on target free kick is headed in by the defender
>>158248962Brighton will win and we'll hear more about that than Man United drawing to SPURS with 10 men
>>158249069Oh, it'll all go to shit in December. Always does.
>16 fouls called against LeedsWow they really tried so hard to rig this for yanited
>Both Manchesters will be relegated this season
>>158249108Liverpool have played one good team this season, City, and got utterly battered.
>>158249177Were the better team until the red card
>>158249177You're replying to the delusional Liverpool customer.
Leeds bumraped United
>>158249228Not sure that nickname will catch on
>you now remember the Bermuda Triangle
I got up late so just got done watching my Leeds CHADS on DVRlmfao, what a fragile bitchmade team Manure is, jfc. Also QRD on what happened with Poolace?
>>158249262>QRD on what happened with Poolace?Brighton went 3-0 inside 10 minutes, game was done as a contest
>scottish fitba
The Red Cartel forced us to do it, lads. They made us bring in brown owners and lie about our finances. We just simply could not compete without fraud. We're actually the victims here.
>>158249426Can't believe you had the temerity to buy Nathan Ake from Bournemouth, how were red clubs ever supposed to compete
>>158249243
There's enough in that squad to make a go of staying up, but not the fucking Championship players from last season and a relegation fight with Luton the year before ffs. They should be filler, 1 or 2 players to complement new signings. Morita is in a different league to Matt Bastard Crooks.
>>158248929>he doesn't know about the power of turkish hair transplants
Could Newcastle actually get relegated again?
>>158249606to stay up you just need 3 teams worse than you (that's Spuds, Manchester United and Sunderland in case you were wondering)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUq6Ikvl6SkSovlless..
They really love random Brazilians at Nottingham
>>158249606Crooks should have been binned from the starting line-up after the disaster class at Newcastle. Why Sergej even started him yesterday is beyond thought.
>>158249665yes
As a complete neutral I'm ok with Newcastle fans siding with Man City. The rules as they exist are hampering them. Take aside any reservations of whether they should be allowed to pay Yamal or Pedri or whoever a one billion pound salary as besides the point. On the other hand, it's complete castrated slave behavior to side with Man City if you're a supporter of Villa, Forest, Everton or the rest of the usual PSR complainers. Even If the rich owners of those other clubs for some reason pooled their money they probably wouldn't have 1% of the money the PIF holds. It would just be Gordon twerking like a pathetic bitch in heat to go to Newcastle, then him shaking the last drip of piss from his cock into your mouth to tell you to be thankful he kept you up like he did with Everton fans except stretch that for infinity.
>>158249262Brighton are vastly better than Palace
>buy my team's home jersey despite the ridiculous tariff shit>specifically opt out of the nO roOm fOr raCIsM shit>it arrives 2 weeks later with that shit on the sleeve anyway>it's not even fully transferred on, like it was some last minute edition>saved me $5 I guesswhy are brits like this?
>>158250058Just buy off DHgate you fucking mug
>>158249921>It would just be Gordon twerking like a pathetic bitch in heat to go to Newcastle, then him shaking the last drip of piss from his cock into your mouth to tell you to be thankful he kept you up like he did with Everton fans except stretch that for infinity.
>>158250070I miss Pandabuy
Presented Without Comment
>>158250491Spurs could realistically stay in the league
>>158249139>mad how they'll give Arsenal's Noni Madookie a pity goal when the goalkeeper throws his "on target" corner kick into the net but they won't give Pascal Grob a goal when his on target free kick is headed in by the defenderJewish league
Arsenal won
Now all eyes on shitty little Spurs
>1 shot on goal
>>158251609>>158251274
>i'd like to thank jesus christ
heh
>like i say, all glory to god
>>158251731>>158251731Nelson Mandela was a piece of dogshit and his wife was liquid dogshit.
If spurs loses tomorrow they will be in a relegation battle , even memebeloa managed to get a win this season
>>158251524Gross deserved an assist for that today imho
>>158251804>If spurs loses tomorrow they will be in a relegation battle>will be in a relegation battle>will be
>>158251759You think aws care? This was actually a high IQ post to align city with almost 100% of the world's brown subhuman scum. It's effectively an untrumpable race card.
Just realised even with the forest loss spurs are still bottom lol
>>158251877Coventry is another contender, losing could get di zerbi sacked
>>158251804RIP rabbinic law
Man City sanctions will be announced on December 24th>60 points deduction>transfer ban
>>158252114Also 10 years ALL UEFA competitions ban.
>>158252114Transfer ban is a given but 60 point deduction is a slap on the wrist because they can just write this season off which is probably what they expected anyway in the first season after pep. It needs to be points deduction for the number of seasons they were caught cheating and misleading investigations which was like 4 or 5 seasons. 60 points for the seasons caught cheating and 30 points for the seasons they didn't cooperate.
>>158252362Agreed. Then start the 2019-2026 investigation. City claim they have done nothing wrong, so why would they have stopped doing this in 2018?
>>158252114Was RFN the source?
>>158252445I've received the news but I'm until strict legal obligation not to disclose
>>158252504Brilliant man thank you for the update. Love your continuous top notch journalism man. Be well x
>>158252114How much after the succesful appeal?
Imagine if Spurs win tomorrow and it'll only be United of the GOD SIX who didn't win.
>>158252114>60 pointsNo. Their results will continue to be null and void until they accept a real punishment or dissolve the club
i dont mean to alarm anyone but i had the thread open when a post was deleted and i may be on to a conspiracy of quite the significance
>>158252504When you signing for the world class journos at Indy?
>>158252504>>158252527>>158252548Nice try deleting it.
>>158252590was it the samefag samefagging?
>>158252445I know someone at the FA
>>158252632ill be seeking legal advice before i make any further commentsthank you for your attention to the matter
>>158252623Deleting what?
>>158252590I caught him.
>>158252669Brilliant man thank you for the update. Love your continuous top notch journalism man. Be well x
>>158252669OH LOOK THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA TRYING TO DISCREDIT ME AGAIN BECAUSE I'M A THREAT TO THEIR MONOPOLY. GENUINELY HAD ENOUGH!!! THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED AND A FALLACY!!! FUCK YOU!!!!
>>158251719Who is she?
>>158252421>so why would they have stopped doing this in 2018?Gotten dodgy sponsorships and enough other income that they could pretend they were a big club and deserving of them. It's like having a business, using stolen money from a bank heist to build it and then eventually start making bank and being popular because you're a good business. Their entire foundation is based on cheating. And unless people rally against their sponsorships (granted most are just Saudi things kek) and get them to drop their sponsorship of a cheating team, nothing will impact them.The only way to actually punish them is 50pt deductions for 10 years. Condemn them to mediocrity at best. That would mean, even with a perfect season (which they might do this season lol) they'd only get 64pts. Probably enough for Europe but not enough for the title. But assuming they lose or draw some games (a big assumption) they'd still likely get more than 40pts.
>>158252669just ran this through my ai image analyser and im sorry but its a fake
>>158252732Go away you boring little man.
>>158252752just ran your ai image analyser through my ai image analyser analyser and it's says you're a fag
>>158252669I sawed it to
>>158252772we don't sign our posts here
done him
>>158252815>>158252772HAHAHHHAHHA
It's going to be a 3 points deduction and a 50-year transfer ban.
>RFN schooling idiot hatersFucking missed you man x
Just came from dinner with a close personal associate of mine who's a higher up at Man United. Can confirm Carrick's position is being debated at the highest tower ahead of the game with Inter on Tuesday
>>158253056thank you rfn for this little chestnut
>>158253056>RFN dropping torpedos and taking haters to the clearsJust pure /epl/ bliss this, fucking love you man
oh its sissy imagine my shock
Was just at a dinner at a restaurant near the United ground and some weirdo kept following myself and a close associate of Carrick who I was having dinner with around, even after we moved tables to the opposite side of the establishment. I think he was trying to listen into our conversations. Jokes on him, I heard his grindr notification go off when he walked past.
>>158253132just so the joke doesn't go over everyone's head, consider how our mystery diner would be aware of what a grindr notification would sound like
>>158253173I know it because Luke Shaw's phone is always pinging off with grindr notifications whenever I'm at the training ground
there are app specific notification sounds?
>>158252114I said this before. It's too predictable. A record points deduction, but one that's survivable in a season with Hull, Ipswich and Coventry as the promoted clubs (City could still end the season with 35-40 points). If the worst happened and they got relegated, it negates the possibility of the Football League refusing to admit them, as they would be able to if they were forcibly demoted.
>>158253511the grindr one went viral when some dudes phone kept going off at the eurovision contest a few years ago
>>158252362I hope they get a slap on the wrist that causes immense seething and even (mostly peaceful) protests. At the end of the day it's all just entertainment for me and that would be the most entertaining.
>>158253707>eurovisionspeaking of which...
>>158254627That guy has a nice arse.
>>158254627>irrelevant 16er shagging a solid 7Seems on brand
>>158254627>sex haver>on 4chinzanon, you could have at least tried
Mental in that weather
>>158233152Kek why are they so zestyyy
>>158255173>Mental in that weatherWhat, sunshine?
Someone posted a woman's(man?) Posterior with a someone else wearing a brighton shirt, then it got removed rather sluggishly.
>>158255474It was lashing rain
>>158255485ya it really stole my thunder with the Eurovision bombshell I dropped
>>158255173Imagine being a Palace fan sat behind that goal for this.
>>158255485Madlad. Looked feminine and actually decent.
Mbappe with another wonder goal today. You now remember when liverpool fans were convinced he wanted to move there. Always makes you chuckle.
>>158256223Delusional fanbase
>>158254551Honestly I agree. The most entertaining thing is watching customers seethe because of how much City schooled them at their own game. Watching them beg for City to be punished for doing what they're doing just so they can have a chance of winning is embarrassing, laughable, and pathetic.
>>158256285In fairness Caicedo was announced wasn't he?
>>158256322No-one's seething apart from City plastics They're guilty and will be punished, get over it
>>158256465this
>>158256465>>158256502>No-one's seething>Clearly seething
>>No-one's seething>>Clearly seething
Lads, lads... lads!You're both seething, okay?
>>158256223>>158256285>ABLs this scared againThings you love to see
those goals lobbing the keeper from the halfway line are fun and a laugh to see but i dont think theyre actually that impressive deserving a puskas or whatever they do good to have the vision and quick thinking but it shouldnt be hard for a professional to do skill wise, its more a goal from a mistake of the opposition to give away the ball/the keeper to be miles out when it can potentially be given away
>>158256223Surprised we didn't see the usual 'he only wanted Liverpool' article published
>>158256880cope he was very interested in the Liverpool project
>>158256870>i dont think theyre actually that impressive deserving a puskasPuskas Award is completely dead after Liverpool fans botted it for a generic Salah goal against Everton (it's genuinely just a plain goal, even he scored far better ones that season). It's never recovered from that farce. They are shameless.
>>158250491>comes back in time to slap Man City in both fixtures
>>158252114>>158252362Deducting points from clubs you can't beat is cheating
Brighton are winning the league lads
I'm sorry but I do not see Spurs losing tomorrow. The fact is Spurs have been shit but they've been better than they were last season. The only reason people are 'shocked' is they spent £400m on new players.
>>158257128Sorry for what?
>>158257128they're so unlucky and they never usually spend etc
>>158257128No Savinho? No three points
>>158257143I'm just sorry.>>158257144A few seasons ago Spurs played like shit but managed to win games. Now they play like shit and lose. But this season they have been better but just bafflingly bad at scoring (bar Charlton game). They should have beaten United comfortably but nope. United are unironically performing worse and Mbuemo and Lemons is keeping them in midtable.
you lot are obsessed with spurs
no one's even mentioned spurs
>>158257181we find how shit they are funny to talk about
Ruben Amorim
>>158257181should have distanced the club from the "Slop Six" stuff then. apparently its such an important club.
>>158257127>irrelevant 16>Winning the leagueGood joke! Tell another one haha! :D
>>158257272And I think what I would say to Ruben Amorim at this particular moment in time is, look, right, you've got Ruben Amorim, and let's be honest Ruben Amorim is no Ruben Amorim, but he's there, he's Ruben Amorim so that's what you've got, and it's just like, err, hang on a minute, is that Ruben Amorim? And so..
jwu Michael Carrick status?
We're so lucky to still have a Tottenham (they insist the media calls them nowadays) match to come
I've noticed that Arsenal fans genuinely believe that mid table teams specifically play well against them and then "roll over" for City and LiverpoolLike its all intentional in their "minds"
>>158258364Arse are bottlejobs, every team knows this.
>Roberto De Zerbi has revealed phones were banned from meals during Tottenham's warm weather training camp in Marbella in his latest attempt to turn a vastly-assembled squad into a team
That leeds man yoo draw was abyssmal though innit. No /mug/, no false sense of security after a scrappy win, no meltdown. Just a bore of a supposedly "big game".
>>158258662Most had Leeds down as the favourites to win it
>>158258364mid table teams do play better against Arsenal because Arsenal are SHIT
fink de zerbi needs tae gobring back harry redknapp
>>158256285>>158256223Heh not like my club with Ederson and Tchouameni
>>158259994u fink?
>>158258345I find it funny if you go onto BBC now and look up fixtures, it says "Spurs" not "Tottenham" but ONLY on mobile.
>>158258662>No /mug/,The /mug/ from last week was still up. And most bookies had Lelds as favourites. Only the likes of Brent said United would win. 7pts from 7 games is funny tho.
>Spain and Real Madrid legend Sergio Ramos, 40, could be in line for a shock move to Madrid-based Getafe with the defender now a free agent.Unironically could do a job in the PL. United need better defenders and people with actual experience and leadership.
>Tottenham are interested in signing Japanese midfielder Yuito Suzuki, 24, from Freiburg as Roberto de Zerbi looks to strengthen his squadJust what Spurs need, another midfielder. One with no legs and who's only gimmick is he can run decently fast for a midfielder. Though I think he is a striker convert to midfielder.
>>158261180How many players do they need ffs
Heard Mantroony loves Elvis. His fave song is "I Can't Help Falling In Love With Troons"
>Sasneed saying 1-1 was 'soulless'
I CANT WIN
>>158233110>THE BIG SIXX
DDDLDanchester Dilated
for me it's tesco own brand whisky
Did >we buy Fernandes because he shares his namesake with Bruno and thought hed turn out the same
>First time Liverpool have won a Premier League away game after conceding the opening goal since December 2023 against Crystal Palace (2-1)
>>158258345>irrelevant 16whofuckincares.jpg
>>158246809You're welcome :^)
>>158264307Funny thing is Persita are like the equivalent of Everton/Spurs of our league and both your teams were denied a win with a similiar fashion (conceded an injury time goal) by all of them
>>158233110It won’t be in this order but this will be the teams that finish in the top six
City have played two decent teams. One of them they won by scoring an offside goal and the other they won after their opponent had a man sent off. If the owners are willing to cook their books by about a billion pounds wouldn’t it be a logical conclusion to think that they’re bribing referees as well? Or is that too conspiratorial
>>158264194sack iraola sure it's been like 7 games but bring klopp back we need to play ngumbay la also sell gakpo and frimpong, maybe el grav too (get it? im a real football fan because i shorten players names (did you know deki is coming back to play for spurs? rashy should've gone there!))
Always amazed at Liverpool customers here giving it the biggun when they've only played shitters and been battered by anyone half decent. They're Europa league at the minute.
>>158264578
My spurs will get raped..
>>158264805
>>158264805haha yeah :-)
>>158264805Where's your pre-season optimism?? :((
>>158264805I just yearn for the glory days when we had pic related. I mean, find a flaw. You genuinely can't!
>Monday night football>Oh good! I can't wai->irrelevant 16
>>158264950You should get another hobby.
>>158264973Why? I enjoy watching the God Four
>>158264976>football is on TV tonight>cries that it isn't specific brands involved with footballI would suggest watching paint dry.
>>158264985>I would suggest watching paint dry.Preferable to watching the irrelevant 16 or *shudders* non-league
>>158264989You don't like football mate, you only like brands. That's assuming this isn't a desperate gimmick craving for attention.
speaking of fake fans i just found the first ever /mug/its funny to read through just to see the different opinions people had back then and even the way they speak compared to now, like a time capsulehttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75614143/#75614143
>>158265005I forgot about that Slovakian Juve customer. He was a fucking weird cunt.
>>158252747my future wife
Games gone innit. Citah is a disgrace. The Red Cartel should have won those instead because they have history o algo and should be able to outspend everyone by at least 2:1. How dare Citah spend a similar amount to us in the Red Cartel?? That makes them cheats!!
>>158265055idk i saw a pic of spending since 2016 and city had double 2nd place
I guess my take is that there are five tiers of hopium in the fanbase and the common thing is that everybody thinks the higher levels than where they are personally at are all shortsighted and naive.Highest hopium level: Just sack Carrick, XYZ coach is right there!2nd highest: Just sign X, Y, Z players and we can then be elite with an elite coach, this is possible with a small budget!3rd: Need to fire the executives, Berrada and Wilcox are the ones making bad decisions, no matter the budget they'll keep fucking it up, but good decision makers will turn this around, even with the budget given!4th: Glazers and Ineos are one and the same, and they are the ones who suppress the budget and micromanage - so get rid of all of them!5th, the final stage: Nothing will change without the owners changing, but the owners are going nowhere, so there is no hope. Zero hope.
are we live lads?
ANDWE'RE LIVEThis morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
United and Tottenham need to be relegated, only a full reset can help them get better.
>>158264578Atletico Madrid are half decent, as they proved when they battered the mighty Manchester United last week
>>158265027Wonder if he still "follows" Juventus now that the Fiat gibs have run out and its just another club these days. They lost 3-0 at home to Lazio this weekend.
>>158233110interestinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK0Yi9UE_1o
Eatin' Semen, yo out for 2 months
Spurs have had such an easy season so far, all this shite about them being unlucky with decisions is ridiculous. They only just scored their first goal in the League.
It's now 100 matches since the haircut guy started lmao
>>158265502At some point, that gimmick is going to force him to realise that the far-off team he chose to support as a clueless child (he's from Oxford) is just another club now and the best chance he has of seeing them win five games in a row or whatever the number is is if they get relegated to the Championship and do what West Ham is doing now.
>Wonder what Conte is up to these days>Check his wiki>There's now a "Rumours" section, something I've never seen on any player or manager or anything else on there because it's not a gossip site>Entry under "Rumours" reads like some desperate United customer hoping Conte sees it and is putting out a pleaEven for United this is pathetic.
>>158256223>Mbappe with another wonder goal today. You now remember when liverpool fans were convinced he wanted to move there. Always makes you chuckle.haha yeah makes you chuckle
>>158265575>it's a true KEKmakes you chuckle
>>158265090Man United have consistently been one of the biggest spenders in world football. You cannot criticise the owners for suppressing the budget, all you can criticise them for is employing incompetent people as sporting directors. Even if you want to argue they're not spending enough to compete with Man Cheaty, they have certainly spent enough money that they should be beating the likes of Hull and Sneeds.
>Former Everton and Rangers striker Duncan Ferguson has been named as the new manager of Irish Premiership club Glentoran.lol
One thing I've noticed is that the season summary Wikipedia page for Manchester United has a completely different format to the equivalent page for every other football club. There's probably this one autistic United fan who polices the Wikipedia page and forces this shit, even though it's objectively worse than the standard format.
>>158265600keeps falling upwards
>>158265607wiki editors usually are autistic but that "rumours" guy's contributions are mostly on islam-related articles.https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/Haqqhaqqtenge&target=Haqqhaqqtenge&offset=&limit=500
>>158265607Davinder.....
>>158265627Amjad the Mantroony....
>>158265627
>>158265607
The funniest outcome tonight would be 0-1 Kulusevski own goal
>>158265627This particular edit from him raises some red flags. Would not be surprised if he's some sort of paki groomer.
>>158265645by far the most disgusting thing in that image is the framed Danjuma shirt
>>158265087Nah, Citah spent the third most after United and Chelsea over the last couple of decades.
>>158265645Is that bloke bottom right deceased?
>>158265724FALSEIn the past 20 years they're second only to Chelsea, they've spent almost a billion more than United in 3rd. Pic related is spending from 08-18 (the period the charges cover)
did someone say bloke
>>158265724>>158265742Even if you want to factor in the past couple of decades as a whole, City have the 2nd highest expenditure after Chelsea and the highest net spend.
>>158265742They only need to be shown 2009 to 2018, the subject of interest for the PL's "sham" conclusion. Man City spent way more than everyone else. Everything after 2018 is a sham by default.
>Crystal PalaceGlasner won 3 trophies with that team, including an Europrean trophy. Why isn't that guy managing a top club is beyond me,
>>158265769He's not a nice guy to work with.
>>158265742That's not true when you look at the full two decades and look at all of the spending. Not just the transfers. Citah spent less than Chelsea and United. And those clubs, and the other Red Cartel clubs, had a head start too.
transfer expenditure since 06/07
>>158265764False, that's just the transfers. See >>158265774
>>158265784so it doesn't even include Man Cheaty's off the books wages and bonuses? WOW
>>158265777Can't just look at transfer expenditures. You also have to account for wages and United spent more when you include those.
>>158265772>He's not a nice guy to work with.baka slags never want nice guys
>>158265792can and didCHEATS
>>158265777Brighton spending a billy? thought they were underdogs
Man City's forced relegation from the league and lawsuits into oblivion forcing a soon-to-be National League club with zero assets to be sold to the Gallagher brothers for £1 will be absolutely hilarious.
>>158265799Cope more. Ciath spent less than United and Chelsea. The rules are made by the Red Cartel to stop anyone from spending a similar amount.
>ummmm ackshually small tiny irrelevant club Man Cheaty bought more expensive mercenaries and in a higher quantity but those mercenaries asked for lower wages than the mercenaries playing for Manchester United did
>>158265815>Ciath
>>158265808Red Cartel seething lol. Won't happen. But the Glazers will continue to bleed United dry though hehe
>>158265825Proper Manchester dialect innit, but a Nottingham Man United glory hunter like yourself, and your lad Brent, wouldn't know that hehe
>>158265808Only Noel has any moneyLiam's potless
>Noooooooooo!!! You don't understand! All those mercenaries forced their way out of Arsenal back in the day so they could earn less money every week playing for a smaller club!!!
>Man City to face HUGE points deduction which will guarantee relegation - and more could come next season - but they won't be sent down to League Two https://www.dailymail.com/sport/football/article-16220009/Manchester-City-points-deduction-relegation-Oliver-Holt.html
>>158265877Any transfer ban?
>>158265090Wait til they can't repay their debt. That's when the real lack of hope will set in.
>>158265645Why do Pakis obsessed over MY culture so much?It's pathetic.
>>158265852bodied those swarthy greaseballs
can the Championship just say "get fucked" to City and not take them?
>Man City getting 1 season in non-league as punishment for 15 years of cheatingHilarious sport
>>158265956Yes if the club was expelled from PL. EFL would be dragged into this mess through no fault of its own if it was forced to reject Man City's application to join (even at League 2). Man City's current wage bill would blow out the EFL's spending rules so likely will be punished again and again.
>>158265985It's alright, Chelsea did it from 09-22 and were hit with a £10m fine and a (suspended) two year ban on registering players. But they didn't humiliate the cartel the way City did so it probably makes more sense.
Just wanna say I'm a Manchester United fan from India. and I wanna suck a fresh slightly turgid and squishy log of poo from Melissa Reddyss sri lankan race traitors poohole
>>158266035£47m to agents is little compared to over £900m of financial fraud, fiddled sponsorship deals, and double contracts within a timeframe we all know was only half of Man City's sham activities since 2009. Your favourite club did it for Joleon Lescott and is going to be FUCKED all the way down to non-league FUCKBALL.
not saying they shouldn't be punished but does anyone feel underwhelmed by this whole shitty cheating situation, we all knew they were laundering money, arsenal do it tooit's like a wrestler being busted for using roids
>>158266072yes arsenal are the organic team to mention there instead of chelshit
Cannot wait for Spurs to get battered again lmfao genuinely getting excited
>>158265985So they're being booted down to the National League then? Holy shit.
>Former Premier League striker Saido Berahino has retired from football at the age of 33 to concentrate on coaching Burundi.Long overdue retirement. Remember when he thought he was bigger than West Brom?
>>158266143>he did not score a competitive goal from 27 February 2016 to 28 August 2018, a goal drought of 913 days
>>158266134No the Championship
>>158266143I had WBA-supporting university lecturer who liked bringing up Berahino whenever possible back in 2013 or 14 and was convinced he was the next big thing. I'm getting old.
>>158266143Crazy I randomly wiki'd him 3 days ago
>>158266189So not non-league then.
>>158266224>
>Coventry v Spurs
>>158266243So you're running another shit gimmick because you desperate crave attention, gotcha.
>>158266253Seething non-leaguer
>>158266265I support a PL club. But keep on being desperate for attention. Man City being refused entry to the EFL would be an actual story.
It is inevitable that whoever replaces Soriano at Man City next year will collaborate with an investigation into post-2018 financial fraud (and hence more punishments) because the only way ADUG can find a new buyer for a freefalling club is by first clearing away all legal issues.
>>158266284>Man City being refused entry to the EFL would be an actual story.It's not happening so you can rest easy chap
>>158266284the only way you can make another person smile is by leaving the room
>>158266368Bizarre post
Ok I will drink it!!
>>158266458don't do it Yddothere's got to be a better way
>City cheating how they want for as long as they want since minute one, blatantly obvious for everyone who isn’t on their payroll>thehe here is your point deduction that will relegate you for one season at most and yeah some whatever fine, all good now ;) xoxo every governing body in the premiership and politics should be ashamed.
>>158266524Disgusting innit? Who do they think they are having the audacity to spend like the cartel but not be total dogshit!
>>158266571Show me a member of this "cartel" found guilty of cheating please
>>158266250one of these teams battered Newcastle last week and the other battered Manchester United with 10 men
>>158266524I think what some people have trouble accepting is that while Man City broke the rules that 19/20 clubs were following, what they were literally doing was losing more money than they were allowed too just so they can try and win more. They weren’t match fixing or bribing referees
>>158266524Maybe you should fuck off back to following Austrian football then.
>>158266670What they did was literally worse than Lance Armstrong or those baseball cheats because in those sports everybody was cheating while in this one only Man City were cheating
>>158266670>what they were literally doing was losing more money than they were allowed too just so they can try and win more.So by your own admission just to compete with an oil state using financial fraud to dope Man City to the tune of £900m, other clubs had to spend inflated sums and go deeper into debt (94% of English clubs in the top five leagues do not make a profit). We all saw what happened to Leeds United and Portsmouth when they got into debts they struggled to repay and almost went bust, with the risk of bringing down any clubs they owed money to as well.It is not just "le red cartel xDDDD", everyone else wants Man City to get fucked out of the Football League for good.
>>158266717>in this sport everybody was spending but Man City were doing it better so they cheated
>>158265985sounds like it will be 2 seasons of point deductions but with the championship having to agree to it
>>158266734The biggest problem is football does not learn and refuses to learn. Even before Roman Abramovich - let alone Abu Dhabi - you had the ITV Digital debacle which almost killed the Football League itself. Bury's demise and Bolton's near-death in 2019 were mocked by the mainstream media. Even if every club outside of the PL folded this instant, nobody would learn from it.
>>158266823new
How do you explain this?
>>158260822>Narrower screen shows smaller name>this baffles the average /epl/ posterI know this general is not very bright but this is a new low
>>158266368Bet this guy saw this on tiktok and really wanted to use it.
>>158266613>found guilty of cheatingThat's the catch innit. You don't care about them actually cheating until the person in charge tells you you should
>>158267449I famously don't use social media
Rico Lewis licking his lips reading about this championship news
>>158266613Why would they be guilty of breaking rules brought in to give them an advantage over other clubs
>>158266734Yeah this case is about your compassion at not wanting to see poor little Man City go bust innit, you're such a charity worker
>>158270011They can get fucked for all I care sorry mate!
