• 2nd most playoff wins of all time among QBs• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history• Highest win rate of all time• Has more division titles (7) than division losses (5)• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in the NFL + college.• Only 28 year old to have 2 MVPs and 3 Superbowl MVPs
>>158244877Do you ever sleep
whats a song worth lyric posting with jennys cunt for
>>158244877But would you?
>>158244890something about a pedo killing themselves
>>158244889I catnap to maximize productivity.
https://youtu.be/YSO_wvnLhtY
>>158244907singer always sounded like a retard
>>158244913its about the song not the way the singers voice sounds
>>158244907Learn how to ai slop boomer. The 90s called, they want their photoshop edits back.
Neck yourself pedo
>>158244877
>>158244919i pasted those images of my beautiful robot wife together before AI was even capable of pretending to do that :(
Still asking for a friend. No one likes their team's new uniforms ever. None of them are good. Stop changing shit. If there's one thing the boomers are right about it's stop changing sports uniforms.
statmutt didn't post last year because mutthomo went 6-11 and I thought he may have killed himself, but sadly I was mistaken
>>158244871Burger King really messed him up.
Not even a Falcons fan in the slightest but if I was a kid and saw their old logo I would have been a fan for life
>>158244929>QBR - ESPN's proprietary algorithm which is closed source.There's NPCs in this thread.
First QB that ever threw a GAME LOSING pick six to a WHITE rookie CB who was playing in his FIRST Super Bowl on his BIRTHDAY.
all im sayin is ive never seen super sexy bam evading porn of any other anons team mascot maybe theres something to be learned from the
>>158244948White boi corners unite
webm spammer is a socal pacohe's angry his two football teams and baseball team lost :)
>>158244946The oldest one looks like the fucking Skeksis from fuckin' dark crystal. old cracking fuckers.
>pats beat raiders>bills beat rams>broncos beat chargers>brewers beat dodgershorrible time for them
>nooo not the webms! not the videos i have to click on to watch!!!
anywayhttps://youtu.be/8Pa9x9fZBtY
>>158244958I prefer the demonic bird looking thing screeching logo to just an angry bird looking like it's flying fast
kek doesnt even deny what he isyou fucked up when we caught you seething about random white flyover teams
Igglesbros… our season…
why do raider subhumans get to have banger music, a storied history and a cute waifu without winning shit while all other bad teams are just left in the dust
Reminder that the niners are a NORCAL team
>>158244994Nice samefag, pedo
>(You) #
>webm spammer posting on 1m intervals alongside jennyspammercurious. curious.
Kill yourself
>>158244994Raiders fans are like how I felt when I was a kid playing Madden for the first time flipping through the teams. Not knowing how things are. The pirate guy just looked the coolest so I picked the Raiders. Then my dad promptly whooped my ass for ever even considering playing as the Raiders.
>
Football.
CHIKANER IS BROWN
>>158244977>bald+beard even though the hair stubble shows he has like 95% of his hair left
>>158245014yeah i get that except something about the madden format clicked immediately for me at least and could rock paper scissors crush normalfsgs by process of elimination
>>158245032my beautiful robot wife >iPhone autocorrected that entire sentence
chikaner btfo kek
i got an iPhone 16 pro max when it came out to see how the other half lives and i hate it
ronaldo lostmessi won ^_<
>>158244764>purdy should have won 23 but the media doesnt like no namesThe Ravens and 49ers were both the No. 1 seeds at 11–3, and the consensus was that whoever won the head-to-head matchup would win MVP. Purdy proceeded to have an all-time, superstar meltdown, throwing 4 INTs against Lamar despite having the cast of Avengers on his roster like CMC who was having an MVP season of his own. It would be affirmative action to gift him the MVP after the beating he took from Lamar who dominated two MVP favorites by himself.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9mg_d4V1y8
>>158245065>the consensus was that whoever won the head-to-head matchup would win MVP.consensus from media retards who gave a season long award based on 1 game
>>158245028true
>>158244907kiss
Im gonna say it, I am not overly fond of the Kiwi. I wonder if he started reading Dumas though
>>158245073Imagine if you're an MVP voter and your list looks like this.>1. Purdy>2. CMC>3. LamarYou then watch Lamar dominate the two MVP favorites by himself on an inferior team.
>>158245097I think I'd continue to vote based on the season long results since it's a season long award
>>158245093Go for it! And if you dont like it, go get an audiobook of something youll like. I rediscovered my love of reading through warhammer 40k novels
jennys robot period is late
>>158245097Lamar doesn't play defense they did not play against each other
What causes this mental illness?
>>158245118Yeah i can see why
>>158245112Post the season long stats then, we'll wait.
>>158245118based inseminator
>>158244871My team is finna going to lose today
do the bars open at 9:30?
>>158245143Tbf theyve been trying for a long time
>>158245126Male loneliness, unfortunately :/
>you're not going to be punting much1st rounder to the 4th rounder
>>158245112>>158245120I just wish the MVP voters were forced to tell us their criteria because whatever metric they used for Lamar in 23 it didn't apply to Allen's MVP vote. He lost the head to head to Lamar, had worse stats, and didn't have the 1 seed.
statistically anon is far closer to impregnating his AI gf than you are of having your favorite team win back to back Super Bowls lol
>>158244871Does Ninja even stream anymore? He's worth like $100 million so he doesn't need to but what a fall from grace
>>158245187>Was fucking great on days I wasn't working just getting a full English breakfast, a couple pints and watching kinoThat's what I was planning on for the game this morning
>>158245190That one was actually bullshit, supposedly they get "tired" of voting for the same person, which by itself should invalidate any vote handed out by someone who admits that.
How many today?
>>158245205He doesn't need to, but I believe he still does to a much smaller crowd. His original leave-twitch-behind payday was something like $50 mil.
>>158245234He probably made a lot on merchandising too, for a few years he had a ton of themed toys and merch all over target and walmart
>>158245242No doubt there, he's set for life. I remember him streaming FFXI when it got a new private server a couple years ago, I think he helped fund it too. Somehow he's come full circle and can now sit in his basement and stream the games he likes to play again.
>I kick a ball for a livingI mean. Millions of dollars to kick a ball maybe 10-20 times a game. Are we serious?
Finally some fucking GAMES
>>158245314I know I'm trying, hopefully I at least wake up in time to catch the 2nd half but it will probably be all over by then anyway.
>>158245306It's called a "wtf is even going on" season, m8. It happens in the US just like when any non Australian goes to your country and sees pictures of dead babies on packs of cigarettes and live in the literal future and don't FUCKING warn everyone about 9/11. Fucking CUNTS.
As a huge Purdy fan he was great in 2023 but he definitely benefited from having a very strong roster with CMC being the offensive engine of the team. Nowadays though he is undoubtedly the engine of the offense and the guy carrying the team. Evans is awesome but he hasn't looked this good since the Tompa days which is all on Purdy/Shanahan.It's kinda funny how shit QBs that are drafted highly get a trillion excuses as to why they continue playing like ass and that people shouldn't be so hard on them because they aren't finished products, while a lot of people acted like Purdy was purely a rosterbaby and that he wouldn't get better as a player
Im gay and down for a bukkake
>>158245399>bukkake dubsSomething bad is going to happen on Sunday.
>>158245228Allen winning MVP in 2024 was a disgrace. >Did he have the best stats?Nope, Lamar and Burrow mogged him.>Did he have the 1 seed?Nope, the Chiefs did.>Did he win the head-to-head?Nope, Lamar blew him out 35-10 or something.Seriously, what did he do to earn it aside being the only team to beat the undefeated Chiefs?
>>158245442>Seriously, what did he do to earn it aside being the only team to beat the undefeated Chiefs?they gave lamar the mvp when he didn't deserve it the year before so they didn't give it to him when he did the year after
>>158245442He uh..... runs the ball in for a 2 yard touchdown a lot! Yeah I don't know, he's been the darling of media for a couple years now and it couldn't feel more forced, I have no idea why they settled on him but it is what it is. Put those stats on the right on anyone else and it's a runaway MVP.>41 td - 4 int
>>158245385>while a lot of people acted like Purdy was purely a rosterbabyI mean, he kinda was at the time. If the 23 niners had the current Purdy they would have swept the league. It was his lack of skill that cost you a ring.
>>158245465I'm fine with them not giving it to Lamar since they don't like back to back, but give it to Burrow who lead the league in pass stats or something or a RB. Allen flat out didn't earn it.
>>158245494>>It was his lack of skill that cost you a ring.>t. a retard who didn't want to admit the last pick was actually good back then and is trying to save face now
>>158245510Fun fact: in the small sample size of games where Jimmy G had CMC his stats were identical to Purdy. Jimmy went to the owl, got 10 points ahead of the Chiefs and proceeded to choke just like Purdy. Any QB can win in that system and with those weapons.
*punts*
>>158245477>runs the ball in for a 2 yard touchdownSo much stolen valor from his RB James Cook. He must secretly hate Allen.
7 hours and 45 minutes until comfytimes with my nfl frens in /redzone/ :)
>>158245554They're both kind of injury prone too
>>158245554>stats identical>except that one has 2x the average distance of throwsHow convenient. I bet you are jewish
>Trevor Lawrence - 2.4 (not listed)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BnLHp9djfDY
>>158245756Shut up, faggot.
>>158245756He's going to choke in the playoffs again.
>>158245986Cap. TLaw finna win the owl and its gonna be whiteboisummer
>>1582452314, my prince
eagles really packing it up for the season huh
The NFC east should be free for the cowboys and yet they won't win it
>>158246451Let's be honest, they weren't going to do shit this season even if they were healthy. The only reason they won that superbowl is because they beat up on injured teams.
bussy boy back for the bears
how does anyone stop trev and the jags?
>>158246562zebrasin the 'offs if they play the queefs, billies, or ravens
mina kimes has the most ice cold takes. she should go to football jail
>>158246637What is the rape prevalence in football jail?
who will QB for Eagles?
>>158246696Ryback
>>158244871Dogshit threadThis braindead meme must end
>>158246714Casey Fucking Ryback?
>>158246637She should go to actual jail
>>158244871>OMG POST THE NINJA MEME :D :DIT'S SO FUNNY ANONS
>>158246562Easy, just be bo nix
>>158246714oh okay ty
>mfw My Jaggies are Londons team
>>158244871Faggot !
GG he's out for the season
>>158246694not enough
Anyone skipping the UK slopper this morning? I'm gonna slam vodka and play the new Call of Duty campaign instead
>me and da bois are pregaming it up
Rooting for the team (you) like the most to lose today.
>>1582452313 pick six and a meatball sub
Would you make the trade spee?
>>158246797Chris Bosh retired from blood clots. This soccer player regressed into a bum that is played due to pity from blood clots. His bum ass career is over. S to piss and spit
>>158246835Chargers should be the one sending picks. Goff clears
>Tush Push called>Leg amputated because it blew up your artery
>>158246835ice cold take
>>158246835If I wanted the mantle of worst trade ever? Yes.
ohhhhh schizzy schizzzyyyyleaving the house the same time again today hehehe
>>158246835Why are people making up trades for teams that dont need the qb upgrade when the only team that would make sense to go for it is the Vikings.
what are the hot takes today
Based Sam
Wembley doesn’t have a roof? All that money to have a transforming fields but no roof?
>>158246936If Tunsil was healthy, we'd have a top 10 O line
What are everyones plans for Thanksgiving?
>>158246840Was Chris Bosh a superficial blood clot?
>NFL game next week in Pariskek
>>158247074>ParisWTF happened there
I hear that game next week in Paris will be a real riot
I cant wait for the inevitable Vikings flop and downfall so we can call them the kuckers for thinking they can rely only on kicks fucking kek
>>158247074What's wrong with that?
>>158247063Turkey, football, celebrating victory over the Native Americans
>>158247105>isnt informed on current events
>>158247123NTA but why would i care about whats going on in France when i live in flyover America.
>>158247105it's being burned down right now by social economic factors
>redzone starting in 10 minutesWtf redzone bros
>>158247105France is for fags. The Aryan game is Pats Lions
>>158247123>>158247148Don't they do this like every few months?
>>158247167no this is really bad worse than BLM
>>158247148The French are so based
>>158247148>all efforts used to quell right wing violence >ignore left wing violenceEurope please
>>158247204the US is the same way
Nobody cares about the Jaguars, that's why we export them so much
>>158247077whatever happened there?!
>>158247196I think it is obvious the Texans are gonna win. They're going to go on a magical run and then barely miss the playoffs and then pay CJ Stroud like $60M a year.
>>158245123>John SteinbeckBased. Love his books
The Jaguars are so epic that fans across the world are clamoring to watch them ball. Their eliteness can no longer be confined to America and they are an international phenomenon.
>>158247204All the efforts are used to help the overarching plan. The plan can't go forward if you have Europeans try to take Europe back.
>2 hours until I order Phomfw
how many meatball subs today
why are they burning Paris to the ground now? Don’t they literally bend over backwards for these people?
Why do they have the europe games so early? They're only 6-7 hours ahead of us, an evening game there would still be a noon game here.
I get to tend the wabbi-ACK
>>158247321they probably upset they sent getting enough aficans to flood their country they want it faster and faster
>>158247331why don't you STFU
>>158247396listen here BUDDY
>>158247331Because Im done with my plans for today and 3:30 pm is perfect to watch a sport?
>>158247354Never understood why he was with that giant oaf anyway. He only ever caused trouble.
>>158247321initially there were some student protest and then the browns just took the chance to make it a riot
>>158247331So they don't overlap with the early window
I had 7 shots of liquor last night cause and a beerIM READY FOR SOME FAGBALL
My Bengals are on a bye-week so I guess I'll put it on Redzone.
>>158247582WHAT THEY FUCKING DESERVE
>Wake up, it's Game Day
>>158247725did he get shot?
>>158247725i don't understand why that hurt him so bad that he needed to be carted off
>>158247167Yes. If the day of the week ends with Y, french people are rioting. Complete and total nothingburger, anyone saying differently is a retard.
>>158247762nigga is like 60 years old
>>158245065>the consensus was that whoever won the head-to-head matchup would win MVPwhich is why it was wrong. if they had properly given purdy the credit he deserved which they much more easily gave to lamar, then the gulf between them going into that game would have been so wide that that game shouldn't have been enough to overcome it.
>>158247755hopefully
>>158247148You mean changing consumer habits
Told you guys that the Texans are gonna win. Cohen just loves randomly going for it on 4th down. Amazing he is still doing it after he nearly lost them the game vs the Eagles, but I guess he doesn't learn from a fluke win.
>tfw your team has to play multiple international games in one season>tfw at least it feels like a home game with all of your team's fans taking over
>>158247321Because they showed weakness not kindness
>With 6 rushing yards today, Drake Maye (1032) will surpass Tom Brady (1037) for the second-most career rushing yards by a Patriots QBIs Brady overrated?
kek raiderpacos thought this was their year
Is Rex Ryan drunk right now? Like hammered drunk?
Ok I assume all of you are Ivy League alumni. Why is a longsnapper someone who snaps long and not someone who snaps longly?
>>158249212I thought it meant they were a tall guy who snaps the ball
7 fucking posts in an hour and a half . you all need to quit letting this Faggot OP bake before nfl goes away permanently
>>158249329It's too late discord trannies already killed it, it's just a couple of retards say the dumbest gay shit over and over and over.
Whoever is responsible for this Taget commercial should be tortured slowly to death.
>>158249329What's wrong with OP?
Reminder to keep an eye out for doyerpacos attempting to lifeboat from their dying lockout-incoming got-swept-by-leadheads sport! They'll be attempting to bandwagon a norcal team since all their teams are raped
>>158249447Qrd
>>158249480>loud horn sounds and some nigger bitches screeching obnoxiously
Rather the jags win but texans winning is better for my teams playoff picture.
Last chance to post your picks for the week, anons...
>>158249496Fuck that im going to walmart
>>158249541bye week for my vikies, i'm just comfychilling and not minding about who wins
Another first round exit for da jasg I fear
>>158249541PatsPanthersSteelersBrownsBearsGiantsColtsRamsChiefsBillsCowboys49ers
>>158249541I already posted my picks in the pick em
>>158249576>CowboysPackers are playing well again and the Cowboys defense is still shit.
The Broncos? Heh, we already got the dub
>>158249628I picked that one purely because it would be funny. Dak master class coming up
>>158244871Ngl watching Ninjas's early fortnite streams was peak
every game is shit today
>>158246797Vaxx status?
Toxins are going to blow it
>>158249758But this is the first game
FOX shouldn't be allowed to broadcast games what complete dogshit production
>>158249785
How do you even detect a blood clot?
Got some wings marinating for grilling in a bit.
>>158250271Im gonna do ribs this afternnon
REDZONE>>158250344>>158250344>>158250344>>158250344
Goodell needs to cancel the Paris game or move it to Bratislava.
>>158250524>BratislavaDo you mean Barcelona
>>158249556So you can experience it in person?
>>158250584>spainShit he needs to move the Madrid game too, that country is cooked
>>158250538that's a torn achilles, for sure
>But in the judgment of former Pro Bowl fullback Michael Robinson, who's now an NFL Network analyst, there seems to be more to the story given Hurts' departure from a 30th-ranked offense in the midst of a three-game losing streak that's seen several key Eagles exit the lineup, whether due to injuries or Pro Bowl right tackle Lane Johnson's sudden retirement for mental health reasons.>"They're incentivized to go into the draft and maybe look for a quarterback," Robinson said Thursday night on "NFL Gameday Kickoff," noting that recent trades have provided Philadelphia with three first- and three second-round picks over the course of the 2027 and '28 drafts.>"It looked like they were trying to pin the outcome of this season on a Jalen Hurts just so that they could have an excuse later on to move on from Jalen Hurts," Robinson continued, admitting he was speculating about the situation and reminding his audience that he's not a medical expert − while still casting his doubt on the seriousness of a superficial blood clot.>"And, again, I'm not saying I know nothing, guys. But if I'm just playing devil's advocate here, and I'm thinking that way, if I'm Jalen Hurts − or anybody in Jalen Hurts' camp − I'm saying, 'Well if everybody's hurt, I'm hurt, too.'>"To me, it looked like Jalen is kind of getting himself out of the fray so that this lost season ... he's pulling himself out so that this doesn't look like it's on me."Damn...
2026 NBA Finals2026 NHL Finals2026 World Series2026 World Cup2026 US Open2026 PGA Championship2026 Daytona 5002026 Kentucky Derby2026 Rose Bowl2026 Cotton Bowl2026 Orange BowlSuper Bowl XMCLVIXMLVXMXVIWait, let me call up my 2000 year old Roman uncle for a translation... Ahh.. He says that is Super Bowl 75. Okay, great. There have been 75 super bowls. So what? No one cares how many Super Bowls there have been. It is completely irrelevant how many there have been. What matters is what year it was played.So.. what year was Super Bowl 75? Wait.. let me look up the first Super Bowl to find the year it was played in. Then let me add 74 to that year. Okay, so, I think I know what year Super Bowl 75 was played in. I could be off by a year because math and other reasons. But, you know what would make the most common sense? Here's an idea... just call it the fucking 2026 Super Bowl, you dizzy pretentious bimbos.
Yeah, they boilin' on MY KANGZ week off.
>>158250765Vikings-Bills owl would be the end-all for /sp/. One team will finally win a super bowl and the other will be 0-5
>>158250765good to see you here vikram.
Great game
>JAGGIE DOOS
refs fucked the jags
>>158250871No one respects that shit hole franchise
Kickers unironically run this league 2nd most important position behind the Quarterback
>Liam went for in on 4th again, twice, and lost points>Got Houston off the field and then immediately committed penalties to put them back onJags are just not going to do anything like this.
Run this bussy
>every international game with the exception of Niners-Lambs has been down to the wireWere scriptbros right?
Why didn't fairbain nail all those kicks against the queefs in playoffs last year? Hmmm....weird. He made it look routine on that one.
Saints vs Giants Gamethread>>158250898>>158250898>>158250898
why is the NFL games so scripted...texans won on a fg right after the jags won on a fg last week. is it to appease the London fagets
>>158250912London likes a good game of footy
mina looks adorable today
Drake Maye:)
>>158250901Owners called in the rigging because they got tired of overseas games being terrible
MLB must really hate money because no one is going to watch this WS with these literal who teams in it.
>>158250963Dead sport who cares.
>>158250963>t. butthurt doyerpacokeep screeching faggot
>>158250958We know you think that, pang. You don't HAVE to post it.
>>158250989Nta, but talk shit about my doggiedoos as much as you want, you need us to save the sport.
>stoolers/buccs, burrs/failcons and then whaddya know! mutthomes and the queefs at 3:00. Nice fuckin' lineup, NFL, you fuckin' cocksuckers.
>>158250963>doyers
>>158250963ya cause this giants saints game is crazy bro
TOTAL CHUD DEATH
>>158251004The bears falcons game is going to have 80 points scored in it.
stoolers @ cucs gamethread>>158251032>>158251032>>158251032
>>158251002astros and brewers are the saviors of mlb. kindered spirits, only 2 teams to ever win both the AL and NL
>>158251041I knew the Texans were gonna win too, Jags are just too flag prone and they keep going for it on 4th instead of taking points
the fuck was that game jags?
The slate of games today kinda suck
>>158251041>she picked the team with the >black qb againWhy is this CUNT such a fuckin' racist piece of shit?
>>158251062Now this is based.
>>158251081https://x.com/FeelLikePeno/status/2110969513357594644
How the fuck have the Bucs not played a division game yet?
>The Jacksonville Jaguars have now played 16 games in London dating back to the 2013 season. No other NFL team has played more than eight international games (Bills).>They are 8-8 in that 16 game spanheh, 8-8 returns once more
>>158251041I'll be crackin open a cold one when news breaks of her being found raped and gutted like a fish.
>>158251096>durrrr look at this asshole's postNo. Go back.
>>158251144but we're the 8-8s, not them
They're trying to push the faguars in London because that's the team that will move there.
>>158251185>>158251185>>158251185Baltimore Ravens vs Cleveland Browns
DOINK ALERT
Chargers victory today.
>>158251264>>158251264>>158251264Bears at Falcons
>>158251041Mina's sock account to make her look good?
GRUDEN GRINDERS POWER RANKING (as of week 5)BEST TO WORST.49ers 13Chiefs 10.5Giants 7Vikings 6.5Patriots 5.5Jaguars 4.5Colts 3.5Falcons 3Panthers 3Packers 2.5Raiders 2.5Ravens 2Bears 1.5Lions 1Browns 0.5Steelers 0.5Bills -0.5Eagles -0.5Broncos -1Seahawks -1Rams -1.5Commanders -2Cowboys -2Jets -2Bengals -3Texans -3.5Cardinals -4.5Dolphins -5Buccaneers -6Saints -7Titans -7.5Chargers -10.5
Bears are I n red zone where is the bake
LOVELAND
starting to think lameme is a system quarterback
>>158251305And this is Gruden's son.>he bred with a femlet
gayleb is back
>>158251490It's over
>>158251490this has to be AI
Travis Hunter went hard today
>>158251501Pffft. I could do that.
>bearsfags getting uppity already0-2 in the jesterguild kek
>>158251501Zesty
the eagles are now on their RB5 and RB6
Check in on your heterosexual friends. This is their 9/11
>>158251775>Chicago Bears head coach Ben Johnson holds a 2-6 regular-season record (or 3-6 overall, including the playoffs) against NFC North opponents since taking over the team in 2025.their two wins? against Malik Willis and Nine
>>158251796Straightleb is fucking back.
>>158251796>being heterosexual or knowing anyone that is heterosexual Pretty faggy desu
>>158251823kek i knew the lions raped and gaped em but i didn't realize their record was THAT bad
Apologize
God damn it, can't the Browns do anything right? How come in a season where the 49er's are starting off great do the Chiefs and Ravens (who we are historically unable to beat) also have to be winning?
>>158251305His 4.5 Jaguars just lost to the -3.5 Texans. Gruden is lowkey racist.
>>158251934he's highkey racist and that's why i love him so much
>>158251795>the eagles are now on their RB5 and RB6Now you know what my Chiefs were going through during that Superbowl ring you stole from us. Give it back.
You know what's fucking gay and annoying?Stat Padford is going to throw for 250 yards and a touchdown today against the Cardinals and his glazers who have amnesia will go back to pretending he's actually a Hall of Fame quarterback and not a career loser who got a mickey mouse ring
>all noon games dogshit>all good games at 3:25pmwhy?
>>158252061stafford winning a ring is good because it shows how dumb leahdeads aresame with darnold winning one
cam ward has never thrown a seed in his goddamn life
>>158252061stafford being elite makes you seethe for some reason
>>158252062those games are all shit too, which dogshit faggot team are you a fan of that makes you say those games are any good>3:25pm..oh...
>>158252059>something happens>but muh chiefs
>>158252061>>158252077Do you zoomers not know what a gunslinger is. Gunslingers live by the throw and die by the throw. Stafford is going to have good and bad games. A gunslinger can beat anybody on a good night.
>>158252059Chiefs have the refs though
>>158252130my team has a bye this week :^)
>No Ads>No video that start a minute after scrolling>no popupsthe scorigami website is the ultimate>monitoringfootball website.
>>158244871bo jackson is the most overrated player in NFL history. jim harbaugh aka a former NFL QB and the current head coach of the 0-5 san diego chargers put up more rushing yards in his playing career than bo jackson. he never even had a 1000 yard rushing season.
What happened to Jaguars
>>158252512my honda civic has more miles than an f1 car
Imagine having a player on your team that wears the cuck helmet. Embarrassing!
Brotip: if the Chiefs-Chargers game looks competitive it's because they're practicing their WR4-5 during their 2 week BYE.
bye week just put up a two possession score against the dolphins
>>158252577so does your mom but that doesn't mean the f1 car should get credit for winning races it never ran.
Cam Ward seems like he legitimately is just bad. He has a terrible attitude and even worse on field performance.
>>158253179At least Bryce Young had a good attitude and was a professional when he was struggling.
Browns gamethread is fucking dead just like my team. Life sucks and then you die.
>>158253179>under 50% completion, under 5 YPA, less TDs than INTs>against the coltsmaybe he's just ass
>>158250090CLOTSHOT
>>158253179>no o-line >no run game>no receivers >HC doesn't know or care about offense>OC is a josh allen merchant and never developed a QB before or after himi never thought he was a first rounder, but he's not getting any help either
>>158253259>no WRscarnell tate would get 90 yds/game with a real QB
If the Falcons are going to lose anyway I want them to put in Tua because its funnier.
>>158253179Fron what little I knew of him going into the draft he just made me think of Anthony Richardson, and that's exactly what he is. AFC South gonna AFC South
>>158253220
Another week, another trash 1pm slate
>people keep trying to tell me Caleb isn't elite no many non ball knowers here
What happened to the Jaguars
Oh, hey caleb
This old black guy in front of me at the grocery store went on a rant about Mahomes and how he's overrated and said he was bisexual and how he walks and then the person he was talking to didn't hear and he said "I SAID MAHOMES IS A FAGGOT". I had quite the hearty chuckle. I'm in Chiefs country too.
>>158253470>have fun in school>goof off at work >become more mature and wise>experience joy and personal connection>pass on to the next life and achieve enlightenment It's all about perspective. People are miserable because they choose to be miserable.
>>158253581>next lifelol
what's caleb saying here?
>>158253555Calebs would look like that too if one of his playoff games was against the lions that year t. lionschad
>>158253623Only a fool denies the existence of the soul
Is that falcon dead?
why are burrs so obsessed with green gay?
>Right Guard gets injured and replacement comes in>Offensive Line suddenly remembers how to blockDid they just not like him?
>>158253667Yes
>>158253706just jesterguild things
Apologize to Jalen Hurts. It's insane he's gotten as far as he has with a head coach like Sirianni.
>>158253706Every other team in the NFCN is obsessed with Green Bay
>>158253783Never heard of the lions or vikings chanting this, it's only chiraq who is so mindbroken by green gaythey did it at a baseball game too i thinkthen they started fighting each other kek
>>158253778Not an eagles fan but I've always been a fan of Hurts. He's everything you want in a quarterback. If muh nanners did not have Brock Purdy, I would want Jalen Hurts.
>>158253706based FTP
>>158253825Getting blown out after Ditka died really broke then
>>158253706>players embarrassed by obsessed fanskek>>158253841true forgot about that lol
>>158251189They're do a billion dollar renovation on the stadium in downtown Jacksonville, retard. The jags moving to London meme has been dead for years.
What happened to that guy named SNEED
>>158253902L'Whereheis Sneed?
>>158253902He's back on the cheifs and he sucks.
>>158253832people were mad that hurts "didn't look good enough" despite usually doing enough to with. that was in despite of sirianni's absolutely atrocious offensive scheme. people don't get that despite sirianni not calling plays, that is it his offense still. and it's horrible. we were promised the new OC would bring the shanahan offense but it's just sirianni's shit.
>white returners
>>158253918heard he's running chuck's old place
>>158253742i don't understand how he got hurt since it's a knee vs a helmet
The Falcons are in hell right now.
>>158253979He turned his spine into an accordion.
>>158254067>right now
>>158254067they just like me frfr
>>158253979>leading with your helmetthey never learn
Why is the NFCN so dogshit when it matters?There are TEAMS with more success than their entire division in the last 25 yearsit only gets worse when you narrow the window
Pats could easily be 4-1 going on 5-1 if they didn't have to have a Superbowl matchup in the first week of the season
>>158254172Refs fucked us and the defense sold.
>he's literally retarded lmao
So... why does every team fucking suck?
>>158254172They couldn't contain Marvin Harrison Jr's BBL (Big Black Lips) so they kneeled and took the L
>>158244871BLACK EXCELLENCE
>>158254358Because all the other teams exist to job to the Chiefs and 49ers (the 49ers exist to job to chiefs in the owl).
I'm so fucking sick of Thursday and international morning games. This slate is dog shit
/nfl/ isn't ready for the conversation about the Vikings defense possibly being the best since the steel curtain with how it shut down the very good saints and bears offenses
>>158254395Texans vs Jags was a great game though
>>158254358There is a competency crisis in every sector across the world. Hate to sound like an old man yelling at clouds but the most brain dead pieces of shit people we've seen in centuries are becoming adults
>acquires more superbowl rings in 17 years than the NFCN could in 60
>>158254453it's that damn phone
did they ban clips from the fucking reddit?
>>158254435Would have been great to watch during this dogshit slate of afternoon games instead of while I was at church this morning
>>158254470this but without the slightest hint of irony
>>158254470Unironically though
>>158254474Get a flat-screen and put the game on in the background while the preacher is talkingNINE JUST THREW A PICK
>>158254421The Vikings defense is a great filter. An elite offense would rip it apart with how often they blitz.
>gay gay mcbusty
>did they ban clips from the fucking reddit?
The (formerly) San Diego Chorgers will have the worst record in the NFL this season
Colts might narrowly escape one of the worst teams in the league Fire Ballard
NINE is a Loveland and Corum merchant
>>158254473no, it's a bug. but i can see highlights if i switch to my alt account
>jameis benched for 9KWAB
Imagine wanting a heterosexual QB when you could have this
personally don't care if my quarterback likes dick in his ass or not
meaningless until he plays a real defense
Why are the lions the only NFCN team without a humilation ritual (black/gay QB, male cheerleaders)..?
>>158254470the phone is a symptom, but not the cause. the real cause is bad parenting. instead of actually teaching and raising their kids, most parents just use a phone/tablet as a substitute to parenting.i volunteered to teach financial literacy in schools, and it's bad. I'd ask the class how many of their parents have read to them or help them with their homeworks and 1-3 would raise their hands. so many kids don't know how to write by hand, have almost non-existent mathematics/science skills, social skills are fucking awful, trying to teach them about the importance of saving money is like talking to a brick wall. but that's what we get due to bush's stupid ass no child left behind bullshit and focusing on a test to measure the performance of schools and teachers so they just focus on the test
>>158254755I lurk /r/teachers I've read how bad things are.
apologize.
>>158254733he did, they got 3 points kek
>>158254665>bench jameis for throwing INTs>put in JJ >he immediately throws an INTlamo
>>158254811KWAB
LOL GAYVENS HAHA
Watson is that dude. CBOTY lock
>>158254811last digit determines how many interceptions he will throw
even the browns are far better without that bum baker mayfield
YOUR APOLOGY SHOULD BE AS LOUD AS THE DISRESPECT WAS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>158254811I'm starting to think JJ McCarthy is not very good.
>>158254842>>158254872He didn't do shit.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHASuck it BaltiPOORHAHAHAAH
Ravens would have lost with lenig too btw
>>158254811He has zero touch, how did this guy go so high in the first round?
Stoolers just tied it up and Aaron Rodgers really really likes girls.
>>158254917muh Michiganmuh Harbaugh
KEK the browns have twice as many wins as their LA superteam
>>158254950Cards @ Rams>>158254950Gamethread>>158254950
My emo ravens write sins, not tragedies :(
Absolute state of Todd Bowles
>Browns continue to cuck their divisionLmao
patsbro here we coming for gayleb’s ass this thursday
>>158255055that's just what he wants....
>>158255055eww that's gay
WHAT THE FUCK. WE CANNOT LOSE TO FUCKING JJ MCCARTHY. GET IT TOGETHER. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
Stafford just tore his ACL.
>>158255230REAL
>the dolphins and chargers are the only winless teams left
>>158255015i just lost everything on the emo ravens ML
You retards told me that troon lawrence was elite, now I can't afford to pay next month's rent
Sources inside Indianapolis have informed me that Daniel Jones will be dipped in oil and ritualistically immolated in front of Peyton Manning's statue at Lucas Oil stadium.
>>158255275the fate of all gamblingfags
Titans really beat the Colts lmaoooooo
>>158255230Fucking ZasedWe should only be so lucky
I don't understand why in the world people are mad at Carlie Isray Gordon, she personally verified that everyone on her staff was doing their job on every down
>>158255300Maybe the critics saying Carlie Irsay needs to back off were right
Colts fans: Do you actually think any competent coaching candidate is going to want to go to Indianapolis and have a nepo baby foid scream at them all day?
>>158255258one team is trying to tank while the other is the chargers.
>>158255300Should fire Ballard before the night game
Mommy is displeased
what more does howie need to see to fire sirianni?
>Patriots struggle against the Jets in a game in which they also required obvious Ref assistanceWew, nice Owl contender you got there, Jew England!
My Brownies :)
>>158255367I still believe in Mike McDaniel and I don't think anybody else is going to give him a job that lets him call plays. It could work.
>>158255413Carlie would talk about how awful he is after literally every game
>>158255404AJ Brown was literally costing them the game. I think he dropped like 5 or 6 passes.
>>158255442and dropped an onside kick that would've given the Jets the ball back with 30 seconds left. Luckily Pop Douglas was there to bail him out.
Gambling addicts across the country just threw a shit fit because the burrs didn't score
>>158255413>wanting a post-wall twink as your head coachLook, as the only titties fan on /sp/ I feel qualified to tell clotsfags that you need to learn to lose. You would think with as dogshit as your entire franchise has been historically you would do better than begging for Mike McDaniel sloppy seconds
>pulling your starters with 10 minutes left in the 4thI don't think this semen-slurping coach is for me.
>jj mccarthy is #18 on the giantslol double nine
>>158255404Hahahaha this dude is so mad.
Pats are gonna rape the burrs kek>>158255516he's afraid of coastGODS
This has to be an NFL record for most overtime slurpers in league history
fucck browns bros if we didnt choked to the jets we'd be sitting pretty rn..
>>158255429All of the drugs McDaniel takes would remind the whore of her junkie dad. She will bend over backwards for his approval.
GIANTS SAINTS A NAILBITER
it's timeno more leadhead vs nfcs slopfestTHE GAME OF THE WEEKEAST COASTVS WESTCOASTRAIDERSVSBILLSTHE CANONICAL BATTLE OF /sp/
LMAO GAYGAY KWAB
>>158255595Then he will bend over frontwards to get pegged by her
These games all stink actually
>>158255636the bills are nowhere near the east coast nor are the raiders near the west coast, retard. it's a multiple hour drive to each city.
>>158255275Trevor Lawrence will always be a bust, always. He collapsed hard in his last year in college football, and was battered and embarassed by Ohio state.He will never achieve anything. He will always be a loser, always bet against him in must win games
>>158255563>sitting prettyin the happy baby pose?
Eagles suck.
Nine was torching the fuck out of this defense. I've never been so disgusted with a win.
Hot take: The Philadelphia Eagles aren't a very good football team
Fuck you refs
>>158255636The Bills are honorary COASTGODS because Josh Allen is a based Californian
>>158255696>>158255703this is a season from hell, but also Sirianni's scheme is horrible that no QB would do well in
>only 1 tiddie Gayleb was supposed to throw at least 8.
>>158255698Fell asleep at the beginning of the game and woke up to JJ McCarthy completing 10 passes for almost 240 yards. What the fuck happened?
OH NO NO NO NO NO THE HATED CHIEFS THROWING WELL AGAINST THE LA TEAM
>Hurts doesn't play>Eagles sucki'm nooticing
>>158255731NINE + NINE = EIGHTEEN
>>158255731Jameis got benched and the Saints took their foot off the gas
>>158255753Those niggas suck when he does play
the steelers are still battling the bucs in OT in case anyone was wondering
>3-2 over .500 for the first time in years (literally COVID season in 2021)I'm thinkin' we're back
>Kelce ded
>>158255778no one cares
>jj comes in and takes the starting job in one quarterNine bros, we eating good
>>158255726you scored over 3x more points than you have against divisional rivals so far :)
>>158255782>>158255782>>158255782Get in here.
>>158255792If he had completed that Touchdown pass it would have been fucking legendary
Since Carlie is going to make it all about her, when are we going to see her speak?
>>158255809Should have been PI he had his arm blatantly held down
>>158255778I just hope Tampa Bay loses
>>158255779The Panthers were 8-7 last year you dumbass
>>158255803how do I watch thislink ples
MAHOMES IS DOWN
THEY JUST BURNED DOWN ARROWHEAD STADIUM ON LIVE TV WTF
>>158255903Yeah, down to have homosexual sex with other men
Rams kicker just killed himself lmao
>>158255903mahomes AND stafford in the first quarter of the same 4 pm timeslot? no way!
What do the Giants do with Dart if Nine looks like a franchise quarterback for them?
>name is Kristina Pink>is black
>>158255753they look the same with and without him.To be honest they look the same with or 100% healthy and even now littered with injuries and using their 4th string rb.Hurts has been terrible but to me that's a coaching problem.
Ffs shitsburgh
>Don't keep a spy on the QB who can barely throw but can runIs literally every DC retarded? Let me coach.
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>>158255958her pussy pink tho
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