Aves Edition>>158261038
first for RefChads
First for Flames and Islanders
Dallas bros... We're having a connor moment...
>>158269582Why are modern goalies so entitled?
>>158269582dafuq
>>158269591a major factor is the decline of disciplinary spankings
who do you take
>>158269613Locker room hazing must return
>>158269582Olympic Gold Medalist Jake Oettinger knows he can do better
>>158269582Why don't the Stars and Winnipeg just make a goalie trade?
>>158269615stenberg
>>158269631They're trying to get away from shit teams for retards
>>158269631You dont get it, they both want to be traded to the canes. Unless the canes have a bad season then they will sabotage and request a trade again
>>158269582dylan would sudoku so it won't happen
>>158269582He can no longer support this
>>158269582american talent not even once
rod the bod gave a cool interview on donnie and dhali today
clown show
>>158269624Even swayman contributed more than that bum
>>158269624zero loyalty from the lot of them
its all about building our own style of hockey
>>158269591Sorry to say but its only the american goalies
>>158269816Yet another reason to go with >finnish goaltending
>>158269803one that never wins a cup without canadian mercs
>>158269591They just want good coke
thread quality has been great since yesterday's janny rampage
>>158269825it takes everyone to win a cup, from gay Canadian twinks to Russian bulls
Got some cold chink food to eat later on. Whoohoo 'Berta independance PEW PEW
>>158269837And a can-do sunbelt attitude!
>>158269837Don’t forget Finnish superstars
>>158269802>zero loyaltyMuch like Thomas Harley, New York native and Olympic Silver Medalist
>>158269846No such thing
>Whoohoo 'Berta independance
>>158269854or olympic silver medalist brett hull
>>158269882gott'em >:D
how long do I have to move to Alberta?
>>158269825>he isn't building Team Eastern Europe like my Bruinsngmiyou need an american captain then the rest weird facist/commies that barely speak english
/hoc/ retards should vote to separate
>>158269917>american captainlmaothe kind that hasnt won in over a decade and for stripped of c the for being worthless
haven't heard from Planet Retard since last week, is everyone alright?
>>158269932we did that yesterday, the vote passedretarded off topic posters were evicted
>>158269932The vote has already been tallied. By 2027 we will be fully merged with /cric/
>>158269943you sound retarded enough
when I was a kid I thought it meant Quebec was going to physically detach itself from Canada
>>158269963Its hockey, but it lasts five days
>>158269986If only
>>158269986I've seen enough cartoons with masses of land being cut off with a handsaw to believe it.
>>158269986bugs bunny did it why couldn't the french
>>158269996and somehow after those 5 days it's tied and the leafs lose 20 seconds into OT
If someone is the leader in PIM on their team does that mean they are a total goon or could they just fuck up and get shit called against them, pic related had 145 last year
>>158270010the frogs would do this then demand the feds build em a bridge
>>158270010>>158270013>>158270015Based and toonpilled.
>>158270019You are confusing the canadians here with that kinda talk
>>158270019If they have under 5 points then yes
>>158270019Usually just refs out to bring down perfectly innocent men.
Hockey is about to start but /hoc/ is dead is he really growing the game?
let this be the first>1989post of record
>>158270126/hoc/ doesn't buy enough jerseys to catch Gary's attention
>>158270127haha how meta
>>158270101https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0_FnOvhy68Didn't know he had a youtube show
shut up jesus christ shut up
>>158270163>hockey town*
>>158270126>az dedno
Reminder that a black person has played hockey and didn't kill anybody
>>158270241>press x to doubt
>>158270241yet, but the threat remains
>>158270253Hockey is for everybody. Thank god he ddin't atleast get banned from the league for this. I hope he is out there killing young players still.
best simpsons moment?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtjqh6IpIbU
>>158270241We'll see about that.
>>158270204>how about the LA KINGS?>The LA Kings are not very good>moves on
>>158270285The literal who? Have they won a game yet?
>>158270266Canadian hockey is so bad that they are posting youtube clips trying to find anything else to talk about
>>158270318is the strait of hockey open yet
>>158270266What year did this episode air? 1993?
>>158270324Why would you care about anything happening in the world when you can't even win a Stanley Cup?
>>158270353because I can't fill up my zamboni
>>158270353Why would you could care about Iran nuking Israel?
>>158270357Shit I'm sorry dude I forgot how much you rely on us
>>158270357Maybe you would have more oil if you didn't get rid of the Whalers. The oilers clearly aren't enough. Especially with the Flames burning it all up.
im about to take a game misconduct, my wife has rearranged all the books in the library to have the spine of the books at the back so you cant see what books are in the bookshelf. She's saying this is a tiktok trend? So is a black eye.
>>158270241He actually seems breddy gud so far, moves very well for a big guy and doesn't' panic or make bad decisions with the puck
>>158270381Dude he is so good he can do NOTHING and win a star of the game
burgers are getting uppity again
>>158270374how's that triumphant nhl return looking lucic
>>158270374Black eye for instigation, yes
>>158270374that's cool about your wife, what's his name?
Go Ducks Go!Go Sharks Go!Go Mammoth Go!
my avies :)
>>158270369every sunday they're reminded to serve gary's tribe like dutiful little goys
Ducks are stupid. It doesn't even snow in Anaheim.
>>158270423Gary doesn't own the NFL.Yet.
Go Flames Go!
>>158270385>nothinghe won
>>158270385he got the third star wdym he did nothing
sup ladies, what game are we watching tonight?
Voronkov will prov be traded from CBJ, but who wants him?
>>158270465Will start with Philly AVS and then switch to leafs when it starts then I need to sleep. What about you?
>>158270465
Durzi goal
Shut the fuck up chambers
No! Ducks No!
>>158270482let me look, my team doesn't do mondayswhat game has the highest chance to have a fight and be brawly?
>0.00% save percentage Kek
>>158269582Lmao he isnt even on a Canadian team
>>158270163Sabres and Flames unironically have the best logos in this giant pile of crap.
>>158270504Philly and Colorado now and then switch to Leafs Sharks game like me. Nurse will prob fight someone today.
>>158270504Philly/Aves, but that is mostly just because Philly used to have a rep as a fighting team.Every game tonight is East vs West, and nobody gives much of a shit about anyone else.
Have any of you witnessed a 5-on-2 powerplay?
>laffs>rags
>>158270526...you mean west vs east
>>158270528Rangers are winning
saar u are bargar saargoing flames namba wan
>>158270538No
>>158270539This cannot be allowed. Someone call Gary. Get this error fixed.
my avies :(
>assv
askarov has never had an nhl shutout and he won't get one tonight
>>158270515nor is he on a team that pays high taxes
This Michkov kid is good, but sad that he plays for Philly
>>158270635Sharks fag has done unrepairable damage to this flag.
>>158270635ermm I dont think this chart is scientific in any way
>>158270623the real issue here is that bob and ned can't have a rematch
>>158270664another senseless death in this senseless war. sad!
>>158270635kek what amusing banter
>>158270623askarov is terrible and i don't know why grier and friends are forcing him so hardhe's improved the slightest amount from last year but you're talking 3-4 more years until he's nhl ready at this rate, if ever
>>158270635common finnish victory
GO LEAFS YOU BUMS
Fucking Rangers cant shoot today
gary gave the shorks another 2oa pick because misa is a bust
>>158270726What's the point of giving them another bust?
>>158270689leftover game plan from when he was traded for ice time and the sharks could afford to experiment with raising a rookie goalie. it looks more awkward now that the team exiting its rebuild.
>>158270731he can say he tried
Not paying for Jewnet + to watch the Laffs get raped by the shorks
>>158270744it's on the radio
Does anyone have a stream site that isn’t total shit IDF and Gary took down good ole onhockey
I still do not understand why Chicago are wasting Frondell as C. He was a winger all through his time in the SHL. He's a finisher winger, not a playmaking driver center.
why pay for anything you can get for free
>>158270731Jumbo Joe needs another "housemate"
>>158270760I'm literally on the hockey rn nigga
>>158270635
>>158270760FMYH.COM
>>158270768stay cool, kid ;D
>>158270760https://www.rogers.com/tv/channels/nhl-centre-ice
>>158270778no
What to expect from the last place laffs
>>158270760https://nhlstreams.one/https://nhlstreams.iosame links and chat welcome
Bobrovsky
>>158270782They should do ed rogers like charlie kirk and boom his shit smooth off for what he’s done to this nation
>sharks already getting bullied
I dont care about the Hellabuick saga
misa does nothing but turn it over
>>158270790thanks
>>158270801
>>158270801They should just sit him for life he’soverrated as shit
>>158270809goatse.ru has all the languages and north american based stream platforms
>>158270790You’re always clutch sven what would we do without you
>>158270785they lost that game
>>158270820I always like that the picture stretches to my screen perfectly, there’s no gaping holes like most stream sites
>>158270822they people took our spot in the european union
>>158270811>>158270815Dont care. In fact, I just hit myself on the head with a hammer to forget the whole thing
>>158270825
Misa looks out of it This is what happens when you always give the worst teammates to the young C prospect.
Leafs defence has never been good in my lifetime but good lord some nigga named Blankenberg is the best one out thereReally makes me feel nostalgic like I’m watching Brett Lebda play hockey on my television again
>misafuck star warsfuck jar jar binksfuck mcdonaldsfuck usafuck sharksfuck gary
He was gay gary cooper?
>>158270853Just reported you to reddit. Enjoy jail, stalker child
>>158270853>fuck star wars
>>158270864are you allowed to have a full auto kryss vector in long island?
Do strippers get $2 bills now because of inflation
my sharkies :)
>>158270923Strippers won’t even look at you if you have a blue 5 dollar bill
my ducks :(
Miller goal
SCAAAAAAAAARRANGERS WOOOOOOOOO
mckenna status?
Wide open in the slot and wires it high off the glass and goes for a line change the barry trotz islanders strategy
>>158271049keeping up with macklin's rookie season
>>158271049Will score here
>>158271049already chewed up and shat by the toronto media
>>15827104972kg twink bust
>>158271079>72out of 10! ToT
>>158271072i saw some toronto area PSA informing your recent immigrants they can't take McKennas in the street
>>158271102
>>158271108SAAR
islanders: 9ptsred wings: 8ptsbud: 1trb: lost
>>158271049bust of epic proportions
Someone explode these laffs niggasThe Matthews Era is over
>>158271168You’re not coming to the parade buddy >:(
Now awoke, who can stop this Flyers juggernaut?????
>>158271190A Zegras-Dvorak-Acciari first line had got to be some form of terrorism
Rangers playing the razzle dazzle tonight :D
Ducks playing so shit it made my power go out.
>>158271233kekgis this true chat?
My Rangers stream just changed to a Trump rally lol
So next season when Matthews lets >laffs know he isn't signing another deal, where are they shipping him?
trbrother wontrb lost
any good games ?
>>158271317yea
The Ducks should be called the ucks, because they have no D-fense
Ducks and Flyers are spiritually bonded so I bet Mika Zibanejad is also a 3 points per game player against the Ducks
Ducks are so shit that their feed cut to a Trump rally
Ducks game got interrupted to show a Trump rally wtf.
>>158271357jen
>>158271372grim
>mogs trb into oblivion
Rangers back!!
>>158271390SAAR
>4naheim
>fucks
>>158271369>>158271372>First, run up the score against the ducks>ok, now that they are properly angry at their team, cut to a Trump rally
my avies :((
From the river to the sea (of Red)Alberta will be free
>>158271534The Red Sea? From which river?
If the ducks lose but nobody is there to watch it, did it even happen?
>>158271534Rocky Mountains to Hudson's BayCanada is really Gay
>>158271549
I tried logging into the sportgoy+ website but I keep getting an error message, blatant jewish shekelgrab tonight>t. cablefag laffs fan
How good was he as a player?
God save the king, our home and native land.With purple mountains majesty, we kill on God's command.
The ducks fucking suck
>>158271637Need to have something Australian for that last part.
my avies! :)necas!
nice dive mccabe oscar worthy
monday night is garbage nightbe sure to get garbages (and recyling bin) after 9pm
>>158271690God save the king, our home and native land.With purple mountains majesty, ʍǝ ʞıll ou ⅁op,s ɔoɯɯɐup
>>158271764LOL
Monday night is RAW bros
>>158271910
Me? I watch /hoc/
>>158271910I remember when the WWF was putting the hurt to MNF ratings
easton cowan has the most punchable face in the league
Welp fire verbeek it was a fun season for all of a weak but he basically nuked the entire defense to pay for an offense that isn't scoring
>>158271635He was a true heavyweight tough guy who could also score 40 goals he was legit His fight against Wendel Clark is the greatest I’ve ever seen
>>158272119Must be an Erie Otters fan behind this post
>>158272255>heavyweightmuch like trb, but on a scale and not in a ring
Who’s big idea was it to put Morgan Rielly and Troy Stetcher on the same dpair that’s gotta be some form of treason or something
McKenna and Stenberg have been invisible
hold fast philly bros!
2 on 1 nylander let me just pass it directly to the defencemans stick Why would you even PONDER PASSING
>>158272066Numales ruined wrestling
my avies :(((
>shorksepic
My penguins (:
AM34
>>158272504fucking cte ruined everything
Matthews scored that goal
Toronto Is My City
you've got to be shitting me
>ducks were supposed to be one of the best teams in the leagueLOL
>>158272504>ruinedmuch like trb (also a numale) with /hoc/
>>158272509
dude what arw the ducks doing LOL havent watched any of this
all sj needed to do was sit on their thumb for 20 seconds and they managed to fuck it up again
>>158272545A grand total of zero people said this
anaheim ducks?more like anaheim dookies!
>NHL sucks>Raw sucks>NFL sucks>NBA sucks>MMA sucks>Anime sucks>Video games suck>Hentai sucksIs there anything to watch anymore?
My penguins ):
>>158272588>A grand total of zeromuch like the number of wins trb has
>>158272591There's plenty of good retro anime
>>158272590They're certainly playing like the Oregon Ducks.
Gazdic talking about some “extrapolate” shut the fuck up you dumb fucking goon
>>158272591Baseball
>>158272646brewers bros, that world series cup is just a couple wins away
>>158272591Crack open a Tom Clancy novel
>>158272591disc golf and pro cs2 are soulfull
I know no one gives a shit about the flyers but how the fuck are they winning? Weren’t they winless???
>>158272646>>158272657Once this world series ends you are not seeing a major league baseball game get played until 2027 without a doubt
>>158272591AI goon videos of big futa mommies with loose foreskins
>>158272785Sources saying they scored more goals than their opponent of whom has fewer goals
>>158272792are the owners and PA still squabbling?
>>158272785They had a late pre-season. High flying now
my avies!! :))hughes!
>>158272832Its like what the NHL was dealing with 22 years ago
>>158272590At least we aren't the flyers I guess
>>158272872TRB is somehow a better poster than you
>>158272785they've won. only the kangz remain winless
>>158272832CBA negotiations don’t start until the winter I believe. they are the last major north american league left without an oppressive salary cap and owners are chomping at the bit to introduce wage suppression to protect their billions Fun fact: Gary Bettman is responsible for the concept of a salary cap system in US sports he engineered the system when he worked at the NBA
fuggin quacks >:(
this is the year, chambers
Rangers win!/hoc/ losesSay the line /hoc/
>>158273103Just like my islanders
Kek why did Necas not shoot?
flyers fackin did it again!
FLYERS WIN!!!!FLYERS WIN!!!!!!!FLYERS WIN!!!!!!!!FLYERS WIN!!!!!!!!!!
mcgenna
MCKENNA ISNT A BUST
MOVE OVER CELEBRINI, THERE'S A NEW TWINK IN TOWN
>losing to the FlyersShanny gonna move the Avs up on the power rankings for this high quality loss to the future stanley cup champion Flyers.
Let’s go boys
McKenna is like Marner if he shot the puck once in a blue moon and wasn’t a pusy
ha ha faggots
>>158272881Say what?
>>158273214That can't be right. I didn't take a McKenna this morning.
Don't worry. We know who REALLY won tonight's game between the assvs and the flyers.
>>158273223lewd
>>158273214>>158273234BRO THIS JOKE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY HOLY SHIT
>>158273239It was the fans.
A farmers wrap with steak sounds like a recipe for a runny shit
literally what does he do (besides miss the net)
>>158273277Looks cute for the other California faggots
>>158273277if he was a hot dog they would call him celebweenie
>>1582732242-9 alot worse off than 4-4
the Leafs are back
Leafs confirmed for PP babies
leafs in 4
>>158273316Don’t be upset.
>>158273334That's my secretI'm always upset....but you try being a >Atlanra braves >Memphis grizzlies>New orleans saints>Mississippi state>Anaheim ducks Fan
>>158273415You try being a Philly fan (please don’t make me relive it)
>>158273425Didnt you fags just win like 2 superbowls
Now to retire with some high cinema. Universal Soldier will be perfect.
>>158273440Not lately.
I feel culturally enriched after that lady sang her Mexican song for Utah.
>>158273477Van Damme is a fag, so it's perfect for you. A real man would watch Solider (1998) with Kurt Russell and the asian "unless you GOT POOWWAHHH" dude from BTTF Part 2.
What am i doing with my life...Watching hockey of course hell yeah :D
Sharks = Cucks
>>158273599:D
>>158273697i want to lick her
>>158273697TSN gets the prettiest girls.
I hate our goalie
>>158273714Too bad. She's mine.
>>158273722Impossible to guess which team you support
Don't think I didn't hear your national anthem, Gary.
>>158273722Well, I know you're not a Wild fan, because we love OUR WALL.
mckenna > celebrini confirmed
my sharkies are SHIT
leafs are back
>>158273722Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
mckenna stole celebrini's girl
the sharks are a gay ass team
sharks regulation wins = 0
>>158273845just like my habs
RETARD RAKELL
>>158273845We need more time
PROOOOOOOOH :D
I can't even pretend I have any hope in OUR San Jose Sharkies :) this year.They look bad, just as bad as last year, being anywhere near the playoffs last year was pure luck. For all the money Grier poured into acquisitions they look identical, maybe the goaltending and defense upgraded a bit from "dumpster fire" to "crapshoot". They still collapse like wet cardboard under any amount of real pressure, the offense still runs exclusively off Celebrini, special teams are atrocious, and the penalty troubles are something that should have been beaten out of them in the first 20 games of last season.Misa looks horrendous, Chernyshov is invisible, and the way Celebrini is playing he'll be lucky to hit 90 points let alone 100+ again. And the way the media is still handling the team with kids gloves, holy shit give me a break already, this isn't 2022-23 SJ where they were lucky to win 3 games in a month and any amount of improvement was something to praise, this is a team that signaled they are ready to compete over the offseason and laying a wet sloppy marner all over the ice every night. Unless every young player takes a simultaneous step forward, which they aren't going to because everyone but Dickinson looks like they took a major step back, they are going to end at the same place as last year in the standings.
>most dangerous PROOOHHH
>>158272629John Scott is an engineer some goons are smart
>>158274100they need to find some offensively minded coaching. if fucking stenberg was able to shut down mcdavid with twink magic, the problem is scoring.
>>158274978Signing Warofsky was the most retarded thing they could have done.
Crosby’s jock is older than even the concept of hockey in Utah
>>158275132PROOOOOOOOOOOOOHH :D
TUSKS UP
>>158275092yeah i don't know what that was about. he hasn't at all proved himself based on a year where one player personally won enough games to skip a year or two of the timetable. i assume they can still get rid of him if necessary, but if not then at least dedicate other staff to the issue and tell him to invest in more pizza parties and strippers to boost morale.
>0 GF>2 GAMakar is overrated
Leafs won that puck game !
D:
My penguins are fucking dog shit and they’re tied with the flyers who one two games
>>158275267anyone can make the playoffs in the metroslop
>>158275358The division became shit once ovi and Crosby became old
the Mammoth broadcast just acknowledged the magnetic boards conspiracy>the Mammoth broadcast just acknowledged the magnetic boards conspiracythe Mammoth broadcast just acknowledged the magnetic boards conspiracy>the Mammoth broadcast just acknowledged the magnetic boards conspiracy/hoc/ eternally vindicated
Shittsburgh with a cool 16 shots on goal through the first 55 minutes
proooh D:
PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH :D
o u rm a m m i e s
>>158275798Epic
TUSKS UP!!!!!
mamo
Jesus Christ Minnesota, Norm Green really does live rent free
My penguins are fucking shit ):
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>158275913that helmet is hideous
FLAMES FLYERS FINALS CONFIRMED
why the FUCK is that 43 year old roastie still dating Crosby
holy fuck finally some good teams tomorrow after two days of absolute SHIT
>>158276251That would BREAK /hoc/.
>>158269562How long will it take them to realize how stupid Mammoth sounds and change it to Mammoths?
>>158276320If they were smart they'd go back to Hockey Club.
>>158276291break? more like implode
>>158273697hag
>>158276365You are gay.>>158273697She's borderline chambersesque ayyy but i see the vision.
Sharkbros I just saw the game and that was embarrassing
>>158276394you are brown
Separatists got btfo
>>158276486what does this mean for the flames?
TRB bros… not like this
sean higgins /hoc/ juror
>>158276543not a very speedy trial is it
>>158276554A defendant has the right to delay a trial the state doesn’t have the right to a speedy trial
>>158276561you have the right to lick my balls LMAO
>>158276569Pull them out then
goodnight /hoc/
How come Gary only cares about stagflation if its Lou Lamoriello doing it
>>158276574I love possums, they're so cute :)and you can catch them pretty easily
Fuck my stupid shark life
>>158276446>>158276597it'll be ok
thinking about Juolevi
>>158276597it's ok fellow lifelong sharks fan since 2026 we'll get through this
Are there any teams happy with all 3 of their D pairs? Maybe its just because I follow the Jets, Leafs, and Oilers but even when I visit other gameday threads, pretty much every team's fans complain about how bad their D core is. Is there a deficiency of D talent in the league, is the perception of offense not matched with how strong the average forward pool is, or do people just like to complain about all but few of their defenseman? Which teams in the NHL aren't looking for an upgrade on D?
imagine if trb gets called for jury duty for the sean higgins trial
Are we ever going to get our own>Black QB meme?inb4>Black Goalie
>>158276739Someone who lives Idaho won’t get jury duty in New Jersey
>>158276718Hard to find 6 good defensemen with 32 teams.
>>158276740yeah we've already got >american captain
>>158276740Finnish goaltending
>>158276837Canadian goaltending**
Grok what % of goaltenders in the Hockey Hall of Fame are Canadian?
>>158276597stenberg needs to move into the twink house with smith and celebrini so that way they can rub their benises together in a place where nurse can't watch
>>158276837skankinen is great in shootouts for my nucks
>>158276543the jury should be selected from /hoc/ posters alone
>>158276718blatant reddit repost, but so far the stats indicate that these 3 teams should be most happiest about their pairs
Yeah go after the working man because two rich twats didn't use the bike lane
>>158276911>muh history!!!!!!!!KWAB 1993 2014
>>158276993obsessed sperg
>Bonk>Bump>Knuble>Barkey
At what point is Sebastian Aho (CAR/Finland) a certified star? Disclaimer: not a Canes fan. In fact, Rangers fan and hate the dude for injuring Fox.Was in a discussion with someone and they said “Canes won without any certifiable stars.” Not the first time I’ve heard this narrative but I think it’s kind of absurd at this point. It’s a smaller market, but I’d imagine if he played in a Canadian market we’d never stop hearing how good this dude is.Over the last 10 seasons he’s: Top 15 in Pts Top 15 in Goals Top in SH goals Top in SH points 2nd in OT goals 3rd in Game winning goalsHe has been on the ice for 47 Short handed goals and 99 PP goals against. That is just so absurd I can’t even comprehend, so I’ll repeat…FOR 10 SEASONS HE’S BEEN ON THE ICE FOR JUST ABOUT A SHORT HANDED GOAL FOR EVERY TWO PP GOALS AGAINST.Nobody else in the league is even close to sniffing that short handed GF%, like even remotely close, including teammates. Bergeron & Marchand are like 5-6% away. Pageau has been on for 43 SH goals (next highest) and a whopping 176 PP goals against.I think it’s beyond clear he can chase more points but doesn’t cheat the game.And now he’s a cup champion and started this season with 6-8-14 in 10 games including a short handed goal.I’d say he’s done enough consistently season over season for a long time now to gain a reputation as a certifiable star.
Bubble wrap
>>158277098i miss that creepy little man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEMzM8JNW-U
>>158277084missed high sticking call
>>158277107>this video is 16 years oldJesus
watching raw
Didn’t ask
>>158277159and yet tranny it's still tiny kwab and hampage was cancelled
If the Craps choke against the Kings, I'm joining the closest No Kings protest.
>>158277168how's ovie looking these days
>>158277170Shit
>>158277073>In fact, Rangers fan and hate the dude for injuring Fox.When the fuck did Aho injure Fox?The only person I remember Aho injuring was Marner, back when he was with Toronto, knocking a bunch of his teeth out with a high stick.
>>158277175lame, if only he'd lay off the spicy meatball subs and played another year or 2 he could probably get to 1000 goals
Despite your best efforts my flames remain Germanys team from Canada
>>158277206They still remain the worst team
>>158277241But they have the coolest goalie! (hint: it's not Wolf)
>>158277241Says who?
The NHL has gone out of their way to kill a great game. They treat fans with abuse. If you need to watch a game - find a pirate network. If you find a pirate network share the links. Only a sucker would pay into this corporate abuse.Better yet support women's hockey. So much better.
>>158277470This but unironically
women's hockey gold medalists can't beat junior varsity boys hockey teams.
>>158277724just like my islanders
>>158277739kek
They said it was the riskiest decision a hockey player ever made. To win a cup, though, you have to put it all on the line. I decided to purposely not score in the final forty games of the regular season just to throw off the teams in the playoffs. I had been a star name but, after purposely not scoring goals, people forgot about me. It was understandable- with superstars like Mark Scheifele and Blake Wheeler, the Jets were obviously talented enough to overcome teams from the butthole known as the Western Conference.I unleashed my fury against the St Louis Blues, scoring 4 goals in a five game sweep. I then put the team on my back in the rest of the playoffs, scoring 3 power play goals in the first game. Sadly, the excitement of a power play hat trick killed legendary announcer, Antero Mertaranta, who screamed until his heart exploded inside his chest. We ended up beating the Islanders in 5 games in the finals.It wouldn't have been possible... the goals, the Cup win, the bitches... if I hadn't become the Secret Weapon by not scoring in those final forty games. That decision made my career.-Patrik Laine, reflecting on his career in 2048.
Just got released from the psych ward. Yes Im a quacker before anyone asks (that is a Ducks fan for all new friends here :D).
>>158277764if this is true i hope everything is okay bro
if you've eaten peking duck even once then that means that you are not allowed to be an anaheim duck fan
10 yames today thank you gary
>>158277788the last place ded wongs play today!
golden rax
>>158277933Hell yeah bro
How the heck did every team that was supposed to win last night end up losing?
>>158278026all the home teams won and it's because gary has to sell jerseys and hotdogs and 4 dollar waters simple as
If I played in the NHL hockey league I would shower with my jock strap ON because I feel insecure about my gigantic penis and I don't want my teammates to make fun of me
>>158278033what's crazy is "4 dollars for bottled water" should sound like an exaggeration but it's actually lowballed
If I played in the NHL I would take off my skate and stab Finns until the world was clean
I play in the NHL, and all of you are gay
im gay, and i want all of you to play in the nhl
>>158278077How's the knee Bradley
>>158278077Takes one to know one
I'm Gary, and I want you all to pay the NHL
>>158277772I just told you im a Ducks fan, no everything is not ok.
>>158278189what do you mean? You guys stuck it t those fat cats in the owners suite with that karlson contract. TAKE THAT THE MAN!
I blame Gary for everything Including anime
>>158277470Excellent post
>>158278375besides the propaganda sure
>>158278385>propaganda
>>158278387>support women's hockeynice try sissy
I support mark walter
TIS THE SEASONFA LA LA LA LA LAAAA LA LAFONTAINE>anon relax it's not even Halloween yet...ARE YOU READY LEGION OF DOOM!?HERE COME THE BUFFALO SABRES>anon you need to cut back on the coffee...NOW DO YOU BELIEVE!? NOW DO YOU BELIEVE!? THESE GUYS ARE GOOD! SCARY GOOD!!
>>158277764I hope you’re doing better now fren
>>158278387>cable and center iceNot necessary anymore unless you're a literal boomer that is confused by them dang ol' apps>TSNOnly if you live in one of the 8 shitty provinces
>>158278506Watching WJC on TSN is megacomfy (pirated)
during thanksgiving, i gave my boomer uncles the onhockey redpill
>>158278545peak wjc on tsn was gord and pierre
>>158278545Not anymore since my NHL team has no prospects and zoomers all suck and lose every year
>>158278107How are you doing, Crosby?
>>158278465yeah haha
>>158278506its $44.99 a month for the sportsnet+ equivalent
>>158278506>muh boomersMINDBROKEN
>>158278657and you still need prime and may not have access to all games which you have no legal streaming access to
>>158278059Back in high school we used to tease guys who wore compression shorts in the group shower
>>158278670>may not have access to all games which you have no legal streaming access toSportsnet premium has every non-amazon game unless you're a poorfag that doesn't live in BC or Alberta.>amazonImagine not having Prime lmao, it's 8 bucks a month when you pay yearly Under $60 a month to watch all 1344 games plus playoffs. If you cancel your SN for the summer you can get every game for 40 cents each
Calling Gary now
>Ahead of Monday’s matchup against the Toronto Maple Leafs, the Nurse-Michael Kesselring pair has been absolutely crushed in matchup minutes with a sub-33 percent xG rate. The Dmitry Orlov-Luca Cagnoni pair, which has been heavily sheltered in comparison, hasn’t performed much better; they combine for a 35.5 percent xG rate and have been outscored 5-1 at five-on-five.Thank you for trading for him, GMMG. Once an Oiler, always an Oiler
>>158278812at least trouba is doing well
>>158278134But I need to learn advanced stick handling
>Albertans have voted to remain in Canada, CBC News projects, rejecting the proposal to begin the separation process. Results so far are roughly 75-25 for the “remain” side.sanity won
>>158278895now we vote them out like Big Brother
>>158278895>Alberta chuds begging and pleading to be Canadian
>>158278895based, now all of Canada can be Flames Nation
>>158278895We won 8 of the other 9
>>158278973Everything changed when the retard nation attacked
>>158279049*yawns*
based we got 25%, in 10 - 15 years we will be independent. Extremely based.Do you think the Flames will win a cup before this?
>>158279049Hah gayyy
>>158278895why tf did they even have the referendum? pm smith should've used the threat of separation for leverage in ottawa. women, man..
>>158279078Trump assured her it would succeed
>>158279078 there was no leverage because it was obvious it would never win
>>158279078Smith is a loyalist despite what the retarded dippers think
Next thread is gonna suck
>>158279093agent smith
>>158278895nothing ever happens sigh
>>158279106Just like the flames
>>158278895Sad!
>>158279145cope we are on a win streak and parek looks like a hockey genius
>>158279151Maybe on planet retard
>/hoc/ still not ready to discuss the flames winning streak
>>158279173>>158279173>>158279173New
>>158279156Do you even own skates? Do you even understand the sport? It's just colours on the screen to you, isn't it?
