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*joins thread*
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First for Bo nix
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My Chargies!
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i have a golden ticket for you
*unzips*
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>le skinny shifty running negro QB hurt again (or pretending to be)

It's getting old at this point. Dude is becoming the Kawhi of the NFL
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>Terry’s time in DC is done
It hurts
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Script leak
Nick Wright will have Purdy at top of the mountain but will have a graphic of Evans dragging him to the top
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>>158280956
Are you talking about Lamar or Jayden Daniels
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>>158280909
They probably shouldn't have hired this guy.
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>>158280929
I don't think he's great but I think Nix is getting far too much hate. How can people say his play is "disrespectful to the quarterback position" when Herbert is in the same division and completely gave up on football after getting a paycheck and a hot gf?
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>>158281014
He had a rough game and people are calling for his head. Even funnier because they won.
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>the most accurate QB throwing over the middle is bryce young
I thought he was a midget piece of shit who's at a severe disadvantage of not being able to see over his line?
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Forget punishments, they should face jail time for this shit.
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>>158280909
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>>158280956
>non verbal nog who's probably on the spectrum and doesn't have an agent to communicate with the team and also vets phantom injuries all the time

Yeah Lamar and kahwi are basically the same thing at this point
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>>158280995
>Evans dragging him to the top
based
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*veers into /nfl/*
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>>158280972
welcome to kansas city
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>>158281050
He has a 150 IQ so he can predict where his receivers will be
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>>158281050
he is, he's just that good. he would be burrow if he had a few more inches
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>>158281075
Veach needs to be flogged if he tries to draft another WR. He doesn't have an eye for it. Just get a proven veteran.
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>>158281050
If you are smart height isnt that much of a disadvantage because you already shouldn't be staring at your receivers to see who is open.
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nice final play, cumskins
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>>158281050
The media was right about him being shit. He just happened to improve this season. He still has a long way to go before he can win a ring.
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>>158281050
if you'll notice he usually stands on his toes or jumps when he's throwing. It's one of his quirks that took a bit of adjusting when he got to the nfl. At first he used to be late often because of it, but he's sped it up
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>>158281144
>3 dlinemen defeated 7 olinemen
WTF were the linemen doing? As much as I want to shit on Jayden that was awful. Fire their OC, IMMEDIATELY.
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>>158281144
>won a 3v5
The 3rd biggest difference between last years 9ers and this years defensively is grace halton and the d line. The man is a monster. The 9ers had 0 sacks last year. Bosa is a luxury at this point. Weve seen maholmes get blown out if the opposing d line is good (eagles, bucs)
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>>158281144
2 of those linemen didn't even touch anybody
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joe buck is bitch ass need and troy aikman should give him a swirly
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>>158281203
Ive been very impressed with the D line. I hope Raheem Morris doesn't get a HC job
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>>158281203
It was 3 vs 7 since some of the receivers were supposed to block.
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Bussy time
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>>158281088
>he would be burrow if he had a few more inches
Damn. Burrow must be packing some length.
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I'm not an iggles fan but I'll never forgive what they did to Jalen. Scumbag franchise. Fuck them.
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>davante adams out 2-3 months with ruptured bussy

Old ass teams man
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>>158281228
Goy Fakeman is a turbo fag little bitch and I'm glad he's losing his job.
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>>158281050
This was always a low iq media pundit talking point. His oline at Alabama was taller than his panthers linemen.
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>>158281014
I can't find it in me to care, because the fellatio of his play last season was deafening and he was very obviously just as shit then.
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any word on mike evans injury?
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>>158281050
He just steps onto his tiptoes like Brees did
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>>158280909
>team doctor is incompetent

so...just like on any given sunday. that movie truly is somethign else and truly captured what is the NFL
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>>158281297
Torn bussy tendon
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>>158281297
Broke his bussy out for the season
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>>158281014
Herbert already demonstrated he could be elite in the right situation, unlike Bo who has the best roster in the AFC yet is losing.
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>>158281297
He didn't tear his achilles but he's going to miss next week to avoid a possible serious injury.
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Noah Fifita will revive Mike McDaniel's career.
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There are only 6 teams in the league who both have a winning record, and whose played opponents have combined winning records against OTHER teams (not counting games against the team in question).

Patriots
>Record: 4-2
>Opponents: 19-11

Broncos
>Record: 4-2
>Opponents: 18-11

Jaguars
>Record: 4-2
>Opponents: 17-12

Bears
>Record: 4-2
>Opponents: 16-12

Browns
>Record: 4-2
>Opponents: 16-13

Panthers
>Record: 3-2
>Opponents: 13-11
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>>158281200
I don't know how their system works but they have 25 seconds to try and get set on the protections and instead everyone did everything wrong.
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>>158281297
Nothing official. Looks like it might be the same thing McCaffrey had, Achilles tendonitis but I'm no doctor
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>>158281350
That's even more disrespectful. Having the talent but giving up after getting the bag is way worse than just being kind of mid.
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>>158281332
If america had a real government like you guys have in Europe, that doctor would face jail time. But we have assclowns running the show.
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>>158281353
>>158281372
Once the achillies starts to go its only a matter of time before it snaps. It's not a matter of if, but when. Bite the bullet and trade for a WR before it's too late.
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>>158281381
Herbert was a biology major with a 4.0 GPA. He was a nerd that didn't get a lot of pussy despite being the alpha male of his campus. I don't blame him for being distracted by that jewish semen demon.
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>>158281382
>If america had a real government like you guys have in Europe
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>>158281363
>Patriots
frauds
>Broncos
frauds
>Jaguars
frauds
>Bears
frauds
>Browns
frauds
>Panthers
frauds
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>>158281405
The team doctor said he's fine and could even play next week if he wanted. There's no way a team doctor would ever give a player bad advice that would get him seriously hurt.
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>>158281445
Well if that's what you think then any team that isn't a fraud either doesn't have a good record or they haven't played a good schedule
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>>158281431
If a school did this to a teenager QB they would get years in prison. Why is it okay to do it to a man?
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>>158281382
Wasn't he also seen by a London doctor who cleared him to play?
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>>158281445
A daring synthesis
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>>158281405
they will will give him various injections and hope for the best
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>>158281477
We've been over this. Everyone is a fraud.
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>>158281453
>There's no way a team doctor would ever give a player bad advice
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>>158281486
They cleared him to play but not to fly back home. The international flight made it worse.
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>>158281405
They need to put him on a plane and send him to Germany to inject whatever CMC got in 2024
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This Jewish GM just got his Black QB killed so his team doesn’t have to pay him anymore. Maybe Kanye was onto something.
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>>158281453
>>158281496
Alright but when it pops in the first quarter of the Chiefs Superbowl trilogy don't make excuses.
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>>158281549
>got his Black QB killed so his team doesn’t have to pay him
^ This is an underrated post. FBI needs to look into this. Not joking.
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>>158281558
I was obviously being facetious when I said that team doctors wouldn't lie to players
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>>158281549
How'd he get that scar, eating cheesesteaks?
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>>158280909
lmao
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>>158280942
Do they even get a single win? They play the Dolphins, don't they?
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>>158281549
The saddest part is all the trashy Phillyfags are going to turn on hurts the second they get another QB. Brother put his life on the line for the team/fanbase that deserves it the least.
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>>158281549
Iggles claimed the salary cap didn't exists, but the bill finally came due.

What was Howie's solution?

Murder his QB to get out of the contract and to get compensatory picks.
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Vikings are trading for Hurts per ESPN.
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>>158281623
>Phillyfags are going to turn on hurts the second they get another QB
They're subhumans. We need a strong Cowboys team to keep them contained. They were the Cowboy's whipping boy for several decades.
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The upcoming rams schedule probably have them as 8-4 by week 12. There’s a lot of get right games
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>>158281680
They lost to the cardinals. It’s over.
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>>158281648
He passed away
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>>158281680
>MFW they give the Chargers win #1
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>>158281549
>>158281623
If this happened to Allen, Mahomes, or Purdy their fans would be storming the front office. Eagles fans don't care about their players.
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>>158281693
Any given Sunday. The rams will now be focused and you don’t want to see a pissed off Stafford and McVay
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>>158281680
Yeah the seahawks and rams are still fine, they've just killed their room for error. Another dumb loss and they could miss the playoffs.
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>>158281549
I though his contract had a shitload guaranteed. Can they just cancel it if he's not allowed to play ever again?
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>>158281680
The rams ARE the get right game
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>>158281699
Damn. Is he okay?
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>>158281719
>Can they just cancel it if he's not allowed to play ever again?
Probably not, hence why they tried to have him killed.
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>>158281621
Maybe Vs. the Jest or Lelphins shoot they have a punchers chance Vs. the Lambs
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>wow that Evans is such so tough and a gamer
>Runs to the locker field for turf toe and doesn't return

KWAB
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>>158281549
So it's being reported that a superficial blood clot is not something that would keep someone out of a game. The problem really is the flight back when it moved. I still really don't know what the fuck is going on with the sleep thing.
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>>158281739
they probably shouldn't have even played him but being out 4 WRs is kinda tough
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>>158281739
want turf toe
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>risking your QBs life to protect your team
I get Philadelphia sports fans are die hard but this seems a bit much
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>>158281719
If the team says he can play but he chooses not to (because it is 100% not okay), all of his guarantees are void. Arbitration will side with the billionaires over the players again and the NFLPA will whine about it while continuing to do absolutely nothing.
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My dad was one of those "tough love" kinds of retards that used to scream in our faces and interrogate us over every little thing. He has AIDS now and is dying. I wanna take him to one more Seahawks game before he finally kicks the bucket.
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>>158281382

>If america had a real government like you guys have in Europe
If america had a real government like you guys have in Europe
>If america had a real government like you guys have in Europe
If america had a real government like you guys have in Europe
>If america had a real government like you guys have in Europe
If america had a real government like you guys have in Europe
>If america had a real government like you guys have in Europe
If america had a real government like you guys have in Europe
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>>158281745
It's in his lungs. This is no longer about football. His life is in danger.
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>>158281382
shut up bitchknees
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At least Hurts got all those aura photos of him smoking cigars in FA turtlenecks lol.
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Purdy is atop the Mountain.
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>>158281757
Your dad is based and you should watch your mouth
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>>158281702
I wonder which fanbase will show up to Chargers @ Rams
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>>158281768
You are now aware you're using your lungs at this very moment.
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>>158281775
Well, that an he won an owl and SBMVP.
>>158281768
He'll be fine health wise. It's just unclear whether or not he'll be able to get off blood thinners for next season or not. A lot of players get clots in the offseason then by the time camp starts they're off the meds.
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>>158281757
Gay retard dads are still people with value so good on you for wanting him to have a little extra fulfillment before going to hell.
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>>158281756
>Arbitration will side with the billionaires over the players again
What are you referring to, here?
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>>158281779
Having AIDS isn't based
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>Purdy atop the mountain
Purdy bros...
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And Jay-Z's selection for the Super Bowl Halftime Show is....HIMSELF?!

I have never seen that kind of decision before. Oh well, you may get Kanye to show up.
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>>158281782
49ers fans for the schednfreude
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There aren't any CFB players worth drafting
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>>158281803
Jay Z? Really? That old fuck? Do the kids even know who he is anymore?
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>>158280927
Why would Germans choose the ARIZONA CARDINALS of all teams to be fans of?
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Coach Manginini is pissed
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>>158281749
>deebo out
>kirk out
>robinson out
>pearsall out
>stribling out
>now Evans out
Fucks sake who is their WR1? Cooks? How in the fuck is this team still alive?
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>>158281803
He probably can't get anyone to do it
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>>158281814
Most of their grandparents were in POW camps in that state in the 40s.
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>>158281814
why indeed
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>>158281803
He saw the Dr Dre halftime show for Super Bowl 56 and got jealous
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>>158281796
Nothing specifically. The system as a whole is heavily biased against former players especially when it comes to medical issues and health insurance.
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>>158281680
If they can lose to the cards they can lose to anyone, just look at what happened to the chargers. At this point it's looking more like the rams were lucky to escape with a win against the eagles and would have lost to the giants had dart not gotten hurt. If they get 4 more losses in their remaining 11 games they are not going to make the playoffs, they need to go 10-7 to even have a chance and even that might not be guaranteed in the NFC. Rams are so cooked.
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The 2026 NFL MVP will be decided on Thursday, October 22nd at Soldier Field
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>>158281858
Of course he chose the pink visor.
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>>158281841
Everything on cable TV related to sports is engagement bait
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>>158281830
I guess he more than 99 Problems now.

>>158281852
Well, it's back in LA. Maybe he's doing a repeat of it?
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it’s funny that Eagles fans don’t understand that blood clots are in fact a career ender. Chris Bosh comes to mind when the Miami Heat literally forced him into retirement. I hope Hurts makes a recovery but playing football on blood thinners is definitely something you don’t want to do
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>>158281827
cowing lmao
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>>158281858
Do you think Caleb and Drake will shower together before the game?
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>>158281841
who the fuck is "dak"?
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>>158281867
Hey he got his Superbowl ring and they were going into a rebuild anyway
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>>158281865
*he has
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>>158281841
Shouldn't it be Purdy Peak now?
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>>158281868
>WR room is Cooks, Watkins, and Cowing
Absolutely grim.
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>>158281867
wemby had his season but not his career end to blood clots though. we don't know yet just how bad it's going to be, but until we do we can't say it's automatically a career ender. definitely on the table, though.
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>>158281868
Cowling's on the IL for an ankle problem
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>>158281841
I am sick and tired of this bit
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>>158281830
He should have gotten Macklemore to do it. The controversy and drama would lead to record ratings.
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>>158281680
>Implying they aren't getting bussygaped by Kirko Chainz this weekend
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>>158281903
Robert Kraft would throw a bitch fit
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>>158281907
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>>158281886
Sure once he wins as many rings as mahomes. Until then the throne is named after its rightful king that others are trying to take from him.
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>>158281841
>Bryce on the same tier as Shit Shitshit
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>>158281918
They should have Alvvays headline the super bowl halftime show
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>>158281918
When did he turn into an old lesbian?
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>>158281841
>didn't bump Mahomes up to the top for beating an 0-5 Chargers team
Funny that Nick Wright actually sucked less Chiefs dick than the Athletic did this week. And by funny, I mean extremely sad
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>>158281915
Yeah that's the point. Everybody would talking about it and even people who don't care about football would tune in to see if something happens. Bonus points if the Pats make it back to the owl.
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So now that hurts isnt coming back, the tush push is dead, right?
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>tfw the Chiefs can't face winless teams anymore
What happens now
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>>158281948
chiefs would be 2-3 if they didn't get K9...
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>>158281948
Imagine if Herbert had some help
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>>158281874
It is THE pick sackscott
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>>158281986
Imagine if Herbert still had semen in his balls instead of expending it inside some mid bogged thot
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>>158281959
It's more the 4/5 starters on the OL are gone or injured but yeah. They have a 5'11" guard lmfao
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>>158281932
He hasn't watched a panthers game in his life and just looks at box scores.
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>>158281798
>>158281886
>>158281948
What did Purdy do to overtake Mahomes? QBs have their best game against the Commanders and their worst against the Chargers.

>Commanders' defense
Dak 143 passer rating
Jalen 122 passer rating
Purdy 111 passer rating
>Chargers' defense
Mahomes 89 passer rating
Nix 82 passer rating
Allen 54 passer rating
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>>158282025
He played better, that's a pretty stupid question.
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>>158281969
>chiefs would be 2-3 if they didn't get K9
Allen, Jalen, Purdy, and Lamar all had RBs who led the league in TDs or yards yet you never called them RB babies. Yet you do for Mahomes who went to 7 straight championship rounds without one. Why?
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>>158282067
that post didn't even mention mahomes
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>>158282025
The Chargers are so bad that even beating them makes your team look worse. It'll even out because the niners have to play them later in the season.
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>>158281297
Bussyitis
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>>158282025
Why should it be called Mahomes Mountain if Mahomes isn't even on top? We rename mountains all the time, which is kinda bullshit, but it still happens.
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>>158282067
>Mahomes who went to 7 straight championship rounds without one. Why?
Tom Brady leaving the conference mainly
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>>158282044
So beating one of the easiest defenses is more impressive than beating one of the tougher defenses. Okay, that makes total sense.
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>>158281725
Yeah he'll play next week
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>>158282067
Purdy was called a CMC merchant wtf
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>>158282120
What was even going through Justin’s mind at this moment?
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>>158281803
Can he do that?
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>>158282131
Because he was. Give my team CMC and see what we'd do.
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>>158282133
>We're wearing white today, right?
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>>158282106
I'm glad to see you agree with me and accept your concession.
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>>158282120
Tua esque...
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>>158282025
He's won more games than Mahomes against, cumulatively, better opponents. In the first half of the game the niners looked unstoppable on offense. Then they lose Evans and grind to a halt. It's definitely a knock on Purdy and the team, but you can't kill a guy for playing worse when his #1 receiver is their 6th man up. It's not like they've going from their #1 WR straight to their #2, they went from their #1 to their #6 and the WR game was effectively gutted from losing Evans.
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>>158282133
>Madison Beer’s silicone milkers… Madison Beer’s ass… Madison Beer’s pussy…
He’s ruined. She sucked the game out of him.
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>>158282163
>Lefty QBs
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>>158282163
I got up and cheered when Tua got out on the field. I knew I'd be able to yell
>TUA TURNDABALLOVA
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Trevor Lawrence.
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>>158282168
Purdy lost his WR after half time? Chiefs played without their WR1 and WR2 the entire game.
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>>158282120
Herbert certainly has been an issue, but the offensive line has been ravaged by injuries. Only two of the projected starters from the offseason started the last game. Ladd McConkey is their only viable receiver, and he’s been in and out of the lineup with injuries.

Still, even when this team was relatively healthy, it was one of the worst offenses in football. Other than injuries, the biggest issue is that McDaniel hasn’t adjusted his system to the Chargers’ players. He’s trying to run his Dolphins offense, and it’s failing spectacularly. Before the season, I said I thought the offense would be closer to what the Los Angeles Rams did when they traded for Matthew Stafford, becoming more of a gap-scheme running team and a dropback, pass-oriented offense to fit what Stafford does best.
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>>158282147
Who is your team
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>>158282197
Why did you fuckers expect Mike McDaniel to unfuck his shit?
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>>158282163
>black closers
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*starts sucking my own cock in the genny*
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>>158282133
He looks like he's strung out or hungover most of the time. I think his girl introduced him to the party life style.
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>>158281969
Answer the fucking question finlander.
2018 AFC Championship
2019 Superbowl
2020 Superbowl
2021 AFC Championship
2022 Superbowl
2022 Superbowl
2023 Superbowl
2024 Injury
2025 5-0

This is the first season the Chiefs have an elite RB. Why are you acting like they were scrubs before they got K9?
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>>158282252
Why do people meme this so much? Sucking your own dick isn't that pleasurable because you're doing it to yourself. You need someone else to do it.
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>>158282278
Because maholmes is no longer good and a ref + rb babby
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>>158281890
True but it's more likely Hurts is done since football is more demanding and physical contact heavy vs basketball
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>>158282319
Basketball is soft as fuck now.
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>>158281918
Why? They seriously couldn't find anyone else?
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>>158282196
Lost his WR1. And 2. And 3. And 4. And 5. And 6.
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>>158282278
the chiefs objectively would not be 5-0 if they didn't have k9
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>>158282278
the only thing i said was that if it wasn't for K9, chiefs would be 2-3. dragging other qbs and past seasons in this discussion is textbook goalpost moving and you putting words in my mouth is both very rude and gay. also you seem mad for no reason
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>>158282190
Bussy QB
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>>158282204
Seahawks
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If the chiefs didn't have the referees the last decade no one would even know who mahomes was
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>>158281144
seriously, if you're Jayden what the FUCK are you supposed to do in this situation?
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>>158282350
You had a better CMC last year and then you didn't pay him.
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I think it's time Bo Nix took up smoking weed to help his basket case mentality.
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>>158282328
Exactly. That's why the wemby comparison doesn't work plus it was in his shoulder not his lungs which I think Chris Bosh had them in his lungs which forced him to retire
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>>158282278
>injury
They were 6-7 losing a must win game to the Chargers last season before Mahomes tore his bussy. Why do Chiefs fans act like they were 100% certain to win that game, 100% certain to run off 4 in a row and be a wild card team, then 100% certain to win the bowl?
Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs missed the playoffs last season because they were not good enough. Accept it and move on.
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>>158282367
iirc Bosh's formed in his lungs, which is different than it traveling to the lungs like it did with Hurts
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>>158282374
>They were 6-7
!!!
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>>158282374
>Why do Chiefs fans act like they were 100% certain to win that game
Mahomes win rate against the Chargers was like 10-3 heading into that game. Now answer this question. If an angel appeared and told you there's a 10-3 chance of you dying if you went outside would you go outside?
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>>158282419
Ahh that makes sense. I couldn't remember how it happened for him. Still with Hurts in a position where he's expected to get hit I'm curious how this will go. I wouldn't be surprised if he has to retire
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>>158282374
The Mahomes era Chiefs winning 4 games in a row is basically unheard of.
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>>158282471
Mahomes went outside and tore his bussy in that scenario, retard.
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guess the qb btw
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>>158282471
>they were 10-3 against the chargers
They also never had a losing season 13 weeks into the year. But that year they did. Just move the fuck on. They're 5-0 now, just accept they had one bad season, Jesus Christ man. Why do you need to cope this hard with the most successful team of the past decade?
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I'm no doctor, but blood clots in your lungs sounds like bad news.
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>>158282509
Kirk Cousins-ass statline
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>>158282360
a lot of pass rush protection will rely on pushing attackers in a big circle around the pocket
if he steps directly backward too far (which he did) then that will make it not work
but really it was a total failure all around
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>>158282509
daniel jones esque
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>>158282360
climb the pocket and have no one within 15 feet of you
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>>158282509
>>158282521
>>158282543
this is his rb
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>>158282554
Ah. Gotta be Purdy the RB baby then,
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>>158282514
You asked about the chargers. And I'm just informing you that my Chiefs do not lose to them. Period. Best win rate against a division since the merger.
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>>158282509
I feel like that's a black qb Stateline like Caleb but a little less black so I'm guessing Mahomes.
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>>158282565
>hurr they beat them almost every time before so I declared them the victors even though they lost because my mutt is incapable of ever losing cleanly to anyone ever in history!!!
This is truly pathetic. They're the most successful team by far in the past 10 years, and had one bad season. Just accept it was a bad season.
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>>158282567
yes it indeed is mahomes. not very impressive statline
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Has anything like this ever happened before?
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>>158282638
WTF he looks like Pedro Martinez lmao
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>>158282554
Mahomes
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>>158282638
Are you serious? I just wanted to make a quasi racist shitpost, I wasn't trying to answer the question.
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>>158282615
We do accept that they had a bad season. They took their lumps and they're back now. What we won't accept is retards backtracking and acting they never said the Chiefs were going to suck and be finished. Nah, we remember all of that shit and will gladly remind you of it while they flourish and you're BTFO every week. Keep cryin bitch nigga.
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>>158282642
Inflated numbers because of a small number of games? Happens all the time
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>>158282681
But I never said that at all?
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>>158282565
disco stu ass analysis
breathtaking
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>>158282615
>because my mutt is incapable of ever losing cleanly
Statistically speaking the Chiefs never lose important games when healthy. You could literally count with 2 fingers the important games they lost with a healthy OL and receivers. The Bengals playoff game and uh.......seriously, name the other game?
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>>158282638
too much stinky ice cream patty
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ohhhh schizzy schizzzyyy hehehe
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>>158282727
speaking of stats, check out penaltys in those games they never seem to lose
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>>158282727
>NOOOO THE TWO SUPERBOWL BLOWOUTS DON'T COUNT BECAUSE WE WERE HEALTHY ENOUGH TO GET TO THE SUPERBOWL BUT NOT HEALTHY ENOUGH TO WIN NOOOOOO WE'VE NEVER REALLY LOST A GAME EVER!!!!
Please, just stop. It's really sad.
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>>158282638
>QBR - is ESPN's propriatry algorithm with millions of lines of code
KWAB! What next you're going to quote Steven A Smith, he works at ESPN too. Pic is the only stats that matters.
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>>158282681
how can you in good conscience say that this season chiefs aren't carried by K9, the stats are in this thread. mahomes is 17th in yards and tied for 13th in TDs meanwhile Walker leads the league in yards and carries, is 5th in carries and tied for 7th in TDs
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>>158282781
>picks the qbr
>ignores rest of the stats
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>>158282774
You mocked me for saying the Chiefs never lose important games while healthy, and you couldn't counter so now you're mentioning games where they were unhealthy. Sad.
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>>158282771
It's called dynasty privileges. Chiefs were the victim of it against the Patriots.
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>>158282824
>pull out stats
>he in retaliation hopes a country will be killed
not very mentally stable are you
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>>158280909
>NFL: it was totally ok for the Eagles to force Hurts to play with blood clots in his lungs
So they’re in total legal ass-covering mode for Hurts’ inevitable nine-figure lawsuit, right?
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>>158282800
>>158282815
>Ignore that Chiefs had an early BYE so they're behind the rest of the league
You're embarrassing foreign fans. Let the kiwi write your arguments for you.
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>>158282852
Yeah, that was mean, that's why I deleted the post. I'm sorry.
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>>158282859
i dont think you can pull the goalposts any farther. just accept that chiefs are being carried and that mahomes is now regressing
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>>158282826
>healthy enough to make the bowl
>heh, well if we lose we didn't lose, and if we win then we're double the winners!
lol, lmao even
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jalen vax status?
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>>158282872
As Mahomes ages his rate of going to Superbowls approaches 100% when healthy. I hope he keeps "regressing" if it means more Superbowls. Unlike other QBs who were getting bounced in the wildcard rounds in their late 20s.
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>>158280942
True
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>>158282854
Fraid so.
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>turf toe
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crazy how raped socal sports fans are right now
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>>158282923
>5 wins over bottom feeders
>"Basically in the SB"
Remind me again why anyone rates the chiefs?They're vikings tier.
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tranny
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EPIC MAYMAY LIST FRIEND, MEGA AURA YOUS FARMING & BALLS KNOWHOW!!!1!xD
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>>158281481
Bc one is a professional adult who can make his own life choices about his health and the other is a dumb 16 yo kid who isn't able to even vote yet?
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>>158282923
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>>158282887
You're moving the goalpost. I'm giving you a chance to call me out on a lie. Name an important game the Chiefs lost when they had a healthy OL and receivers. It just doesn't happen. Burrow is the only QB to have a non-fluke win over Mahomes.

*Brady won a coinflip in overtime
*Brady won against a team down 4 starters on the OL
*Jalen beat a team with 10 offensive players coming back from ligament tears.
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>>158281585
Actually think it was a beer can that someone in the crowd threw at him iirc
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>>158281382
Excellent bait
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>>158282944
Why did you call me? What do you want?
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I think we can all agree that the Lions are the worst team in the NFCN and all of their retarded bandwagoners never knew anything about ball.
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>>158282963
>name a time where I completely make up whatever parameters I want to push whatever point I want haha you can't do it I win!!!
7>3, cry more. Reply to this post and seethe further.
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>>158282989
They have a great offense and terrible defense which is objectively the most entertaining way a team can be built
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>>158282923
mahomes is 17th in yards and 13th in TDs. stopping ken walker is the real issue
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>>158283006
Chiefs had an early BYE. You're comparing a player with 6 games to players with 5.
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>>158282996
No excuses, Brady won. Congrats to Brady for beating the greatest postseason player of all time with a coinflip in overtime and a team down 4 starters on the OL.
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>>158283004
The only thing entertaing about the Lions is watching them lose every year, just like my father and his father before him. They will NEVER go to the owl.
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>>158283023
bryce young, jared goff and joe burrow all have more yards in 5 games. mahomes is 9th in avg yards per game
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>>158283053
I've seen my team win a Super Bowl. Not my problem.
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>>158283060
>bryce young, jared goff and joe burrow
And they're all playing without their WR1, WR2, and LT? Zamn!
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>>158283051
>still seething
Seven is a larger number than three. Keep going.
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>>158283060
>>158283076

10th in completion percentage
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7*(actually 2) < 3
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I could have have swore I just heard somebody say something about a qb needing more help. Maybe just the wind, October sure is spoopy
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My bussy fell off
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>>158283051
>No excuses
>proceeds to list several excuses
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What's /nfl/ doing for Halloween this year?
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>>158283105
Thank China for manufacturing subpar bussies
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>>158283060
Burrow is the only QB with two elite WR1s. Yet Mahomes is putting up similar stats despite coming off an ACL/MCL tear and not having his WR1 and WR2. Ouch.
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RIP bro
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>>158281366
The Redskin way!
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>>158283115
Bible study in the morning and passing out candy to the kids in the afternoon/evening.
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>>158283060
it's funny to see how that one chiefs fan goes completely nuts when listing mahomes stats for this season
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>>158283145
The Bills lost a starter.
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>>158281918
Gross
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>>158283157
We're only 5 games into the season. Let's see how they're doing when the Chiefs get Rashee and Simmons back.
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>>158283115
watching this for the 9th time
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>>158282727
Statistically, the only games the chiefs lose are those where they arent carried by the refs and they call holding against them, aka the eagles and bucs blowouts
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>>158283145
this is actually sad though, those guys aren't professional athletes and falling down like that is actually dangerous
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>>158283115
Listen to Spiderland. Perfect Halloween album.
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>>158283145
Rest easy, reffiebro, we have the watch, and I’ll see you in Flaghalla
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>>158283195
>Eagles
We saw in 2022 what that matchup looks like when both rosters are healthy.
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>>158281841
deshaun should rape nick
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>>158282959
>3-3 and looking significantly worse than last season
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But seriously, what did that Titans player do?
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>>158283232
Cope.
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>>158282939
Laker season is starting though
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>>158283223
Is this real?
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>6 weeks in
>Seahawks already done for the season
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>>158282939
49ers are 6-0
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>>158281549
He's on the IR so they have to pay him while he's recovering, which in his case means standing on the sideline taking aspirin for the rest of the season.
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>>158283223
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>>158283115
Taking LSD and fapping like crazy
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>>158283223
Gay
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>>158283115
i'm going to drink myself into a stupor in my parents' basement
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>>158283223
Football is gay. They should sue
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>>158283312
It was a fucking joke.
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>>158282362
He didn't want to stay because he didn't like platooning, it had nothing to do with the money.
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>>158283223
That’s so fucking hot
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>>158282239
Great image this
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>>158283295
Norcal team not socal
>>158283272
Owned by hated kushner
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>>158283326
he was gay, aaron rodgers?
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>>158283305
on a steeck
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I'm watching some old early 90s football and man did they hit way harder back then. They fucking picked dudes up and slammed them.
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>>158283051
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>>158283366
The pads were bigger, they didn't get hurt as bad as they do now with the low profile stuff.
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>>158282900
>other QBs who were getting bounced in the wildcard rounds in their late 20s
Nigger Mahomes didn't even *make* the wildcard round the final season of his 20's
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>>158283392
this would be an ejection today
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>>158283394
Mahomes was 30 when he broke his leg.
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>>158283366
Yeah, it was a different game. Qbs didn't have special protections aside from you can't intentionally hit him after he throws the ball. As soon as a receiver(or really anybody) touched a ball in the air you could lay them out, you could use the helmet as a battering ram.
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Will the Pats, Panthers, Bears, and Patriots still be competitive when they're paying their QBs 55 million+?
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>>158283407
All this really explains the minds of you millennialoomers.
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>>158283275
No
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>>158283412
>Partially false
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>>158283366
people are not kidding when they say the league is super pussy now. Not only is it a penalty for defense to hit you too hard but they're expected to protect the offensive player when they do dumb shit. It's fucking stupid
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>>158282288
You just don’t know how to suck dick.
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>>158283409
No. That only worked out for the mutt and only because they keep restructuring his contract
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>>158283412
>due to a team facility incident
He was sucking the other guys dick and the other guy didn't get cut because he said the dick sucker forced himself on the dick suckee(i.e. the raped) so now they're afraid to get rid of him I'm case he Susie's for getting sexyally assaulted in the work place. It happens all the time.
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>>158283232
You mean like refbabbys? The only stat that matters is their wins (or lack thereof) when the refs call them on holding
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>>158283417
The only truth was that Elliot was cut.
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>rams signing mcmanus
Are there seriously no better kickers they could pick up off the streets? Does McVay even watch them kick or do his interns just compile a list of available kickers and he rolls the dice on one of them
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Free him

>BREAKING: 64-year-old Virginia man, Terry Ward, was arrested last Sunday after he taped his wife to a chair in the basement so he could watch football in peace upstairs.

>According to the criminal complaint, his wife said he used tape to restrain her to a chair in the basement.

>Ward admitted he tied her up and left her there.

>She had marks and tape residue on both arms and told police she had been restrained for up to 45 minutes.

>Ward faces felony abduction and misdemeanor assault on a family member and is due in court on November 10th.
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>>158283418
It's also why QB play is simply worse. Guys are worse at the position. The college prospects are all these hyper mobile "dual threat" guys that get by because they're simply the fastest, not because they're mentally superior and can read defenses, move in the pocket, and throw to a spot on a timing route.
When you have all these protections for the QB, they have such an enormous margin of error that they no longer need to play knowing their routes, just run around and someone somewhere will eventually get open.
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>>158283443
He has no idea how to work special teams so he just fires his kickers/returners and picks another bum up to replace them.
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>>158283450
Where is his go fund me and where can we get the wife whacked?
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>>158283450
She called the police on him… That’s exactly the type of dumb bitch who doesn’t shut the fuck up when the game is on.
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>>158283450
why wouldn't she just leave him alone. What's up with women loving to bother you when you're relaxing
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>>158281827
The Niners seriously need to institute a zero tolerance policy for frequently injured receivers.

I understand Deebo cost basically nothing and knew the system and all but he's a guaranteed injury at some point. Not a risk, a fucking guarantee. And usually at the worst possible time. This needs to be the last season.

Pearsall? Waste of fucking space Not a professional football player. Has quite literally zero durability. Just get rid of him already. Fucking useless

Kirk? I'll give him one last chance but him sitting with a fucking calf strain he'd already been rehabbing THE ENTIRE FUCKING SEASON while Evans was dying on the field gave me Jimmy G. flashbacks. If he misses one more game then fuck him.

Stribling? Well the dude actually had surgery so can't really blame him for being unavailable but fuck, man. Dude lasted five minutes and now he's useless. Maybe just bad luck or maybe he's the black Pearsall. Can't be sure yet but If he gets hurt again next year after only a few games cut the fucking cord. No more time bombs

Stop looking at 40 times. Stop looking for athleticism. Find a guy who's a fucking tank. Then three more. I want a bunch of 260 lb Jerome Bettis-looking receivers trucking people and injuring the other team for once. I don't care if they're slow. Can you play 3 fucking games in a row without dying? Great, you're in
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>>158283412
>it was a fucking prank
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>cowboys are the cowboys
>iggles management attempting to murder its own players
>redskins coach and QB purposefully losing games, their one WR dead
John Harbaugh has earned a division on easy mode for a little while after having to overcoach and translate his playbook through hooked on phonics for retards for so long
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>>158283450
I would force a mistrial or acquittal like those whores that wouldn't punish strangling children.
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>>158282982
Can i borrow some money? I wanna go to Perth. New Zealand is gay
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>>158282337
Remind the class how Brady performed after his knee injury? Mahomes is ahead of schedule but won't be 100% until next season. This is the first season he's not the best player on offense and that's okay. It's a team sport.

>>158282509
>QBR
If your proprietary algorithm doesn't spit out Mahomes every season it's broken. By his 7th season he was 1st or tied in rings, TDs, yards, playoff wins, MVPs, etc....among every QB to play the game and there's a huge gap between him and the next best.
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>>158283472
>>158283473
I can just tell she's the kind of ho to go around talking to her friends about you then comes back and tells you what they think. "I told Ethel about how you don't throw put the 1st piece of paper towel with the glue on it and she agreed with me that you're supposed to throw it out so I don't want to see that piece still on the roll when I go use it after you just put a new roll out."
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>>158283473
BPD can sense when it's time to fuck everything up
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>>158283497
>New Zealand is gay
So why do you want to leave, do you fit in a little too good?
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>>158283450
You used to be able to legally rape your wife. How did we go from that to this?
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>>158283450
Fan of The Year candidate?
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why is lamar's running gradually declining?
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>>158283524
age?
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>>158283524
Getting older and absolutely piling up injuries.
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>>158283530
>>158283531
joshie got older but his running has increased
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>>158283437
The refs rig games on a game by game basis. They don't pick favorites. They were pro 49ers against the Commanders but were against them when they played the Seahawks.
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>>158283524
He's spent his entire life running from poverty and each year he's more wealthy. He's honestly got enough money to last him and his kids their entire lives. 2 years after he retires he'll be the fastest man on the planet.
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>>158283418
Based Stan Humphries enjoyer
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>>158281623
>phillyfags are going to turn on hurts the second they get another QB.
mhmm they always do. within a span of 2 years eagles fans went from shouting wentz was MVP to wanting him trashed in 2019
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>>158283536
His running, overall, has stayed relatively consistently the same.
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>>158283524
>>158283531
Lamar knows rushing QBs don't last so he's developing his pass game, unlike Allen who is embracing it. Teams put a spy on Allen in the playoffs and he becomes beatable.
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>>158283562
On the other side of that all you have to do is put Lamar on the field during the playoffs and he becomes beatable.
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>>158283540
>pro 49ers against the commanders
>Phantom illegal contact
>Roughing the passer for touching the QB .0001 seconds after he passes
>Another phantom illegal contact
>Missed a blatant facemask on the same play as the phantom illegal contact
They were fighting for their lives to keep the Commanders in the game. What are you gonna do, bring up the same Fred Warner hit that didn't matter because they got a TD anyway and a makeup illegal contact call 2 plays later? Niners beat the refball and their own inept 2nd half offense.
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>>158283569
Why don't you mention the neutral zone encroachment they didn't call towards the end of the game.
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>>158283524
Lameme turns 30 soon and that’s about when RBs usually start to expire
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>>158283569
>faggot Fred is headhunting every down without a flag
>gosh darn it the refs just never give the poor old niners a break
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>make terrible calls against both teams
>they chimp out at each other
>the teams that hate those teams also chimp out at each other
another fine day's work for my jeffie reffies
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>>158283581
Why do you keep being these up. Have you tried learning the rules of football?
There was no neutral zone infraction. They dove for the ball AFTER the snap because they wanted a sneaky interception during the spike attempt.
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>>158283581
Oh yeah that totally means the refs were blatantly rigging the game for the niners and the commanders were 100% guaranteed to win the game were it called.
At best the refs were neutral, and horrendous. I'm ok with saying the refs were just retarded on both sides. But nope, gotta be rigged for someone I guess.
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>>158283555
If Allen was black you would be making fun of him for relying on rushing. You are racist.
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>>158283589
>Warner hits a guy on 1st down
>On 3rd down they get the makeup illegal contact call and drive down for a TD
So what exactly would that call have changed? They got the drive extended to make up for it and got a TD. It evened out.
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>CJ little bros Caleb
>sucks so much the team didn't give him an extension over the off-season
>Dak little bros CJ
>CJ starts playing like his rookie year while Dak and the boyz collapse

coincidence?
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>>158283524
the offense has less designed runs in it for him. It's pretty much all scrambles now
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>>158283601
Somebody has to lil bro Dak to pass on the curse
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>>158283590
we start taking out reffies until you shape up
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>>158283569
>>158283589
If the 49ers weren't so popular the league would suspend Fred Warner who chimps out on every game. He has anger management issues.
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>>158283601
It’s an interesting curse because it simultaneously blesses the QB who got little bro’d, Caleb became elite soon after Cj Fraud did that to him
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>>158283613
Your right, the league never suspends niners players!
>Dre Geeenlaw
Oh...
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>>158283613
We need more players like him. The NFL isnt as fun now that chimpouts are less common.
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caleb went from worst to first in accuracy
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>>158283479
>Stop looking at 40 times. Stop looking for athleticism. Find a guy who's a fucking tank. Then three more. I want a bunch of 260 lb Jerome Bettis-looking receivers trucking people and injuring the other team for once. I don't care if they're slow. Can you play 3 fucking games in a row without dying? Great, you're in
That's exactly what Deebo is. A guy with big lower body legs and not a good route runner, so he can barely get any separation, so Kyle has to use him on gimmick gadget plays and as a backup running back. And yeah he still got hurt anyways. Basically it's a crap shoot.
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>>158283524
I can't wait until Allen's legs gives out and he's exposed as a 1-dimensional, black rushing QB. How many years of rushing does he have left? He turns 31 in May.
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>>158283647
Anyone who actually watched Caleb in college knew that he was special and the holes in his game were coachable. If you wrote him off you don’t know ball
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>>158283652
how many years of dick sucking do you have left? you turn 45 in may
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im a dirty chimp who headshots and starts fights, who am I?
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just ordered a party trays worth of sesame chicken for myself, go jets
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>>158283613
Fred is based and one of my favorite players. His teammate greenlaw needs to calm down with his chimpouts
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>>158283673
You're really mad
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damn, mina was looking good today
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>>158283682
What team does Really Mad play for?
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>>158283673
Benjamjin Netanyahu?
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>>158283688
He doesn't play at all. He sits on his computer and cries all day.
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>>158283667
He had like 15 pass yards by the 2nd half against the Rams. It was frustrating watching them let him run. Put a spy on him, ffs.
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Rank these choices for new Eagles head coach
>Shane Steichen
>Jon Gruden
>Klay Kubiak
>Declan Doyle
>Jeff Stoutland
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>>158283536
>/nfl/ in charge of data analytics
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>>158283695
What kind of sport is that?
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>>158283695
>computer

bruh, literally ~95% of posts on the chan are from mobile devices
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>>158283699
According to Colin Cowherd Howie refuses to hire any HC who takes power away from him. So some of those guys won't work. Howie only hires yesmen.
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>>158283685
Mid
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>>158283673
Dre greenlaw
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>>158283705
>~95% of posts on the chan are from Indian or Israeli data centers
Ftfy
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>>158283709
the only one that would take away drafting and personnel decisions would be Gruden maybe
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I noticed the MVPurdy anons vanished after they saw what he looks like without Evans.
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I'll finger every last one of you
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>>158283730
Speaking of fingers, Roger Goodell is attending the Knicks game and watching their ring ceremony
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>>158283721
He should still be the frontrunner so far
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>>158283699
Colts arent dumb enough to fire Shane Steichen right?
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>>158283737
Reminder Goodell IS a faggot and Gruden did NOTHING wrong
>>158283740
They already fired the GM, the coach is next.
And god damn I love her bros.
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>>158283717
Why would Gruden get that kind of power?
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>>158283730
I know your secret kiwi. I know those other boards you post on.
You try to mask your struggles with homosexuality behind humor, but we know there's more to it than that.
I'll keep the secret between us, but I know where you've been.
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Nothing about how Fred and Mustapha were playing was illegal. Can't believe people complain about how sissified the rules are now but get their panties in a twist when a team actually plays physical. Also don't want to hear about players being "dirty" from Seahawks and Rams fans as if the LOB weren't actively trying to hospitalize players and the Rams franchise GOAT is infamous for chimping out when he gets the slightest bit frustrated
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SCHIZO ALERT
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>>158283746
I'm not saying he would, but he'd be the only one to even ask for it.
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>>158283721
Sorry ramspaco. The media has mvpurdy covered. We dont need to anymore

https://www.nfl.com/news/nfl-mvp-tracker-week-6-matthew-stafford-brock-purdy-josh-allen
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>>158283750
Seahawks fans complaining about dirty hits was incredibly ironic
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Its hilarious how colts fans think they can get a big return for Taylor. Its going to be equally hilarious to see the reactions when they get a 3rd rounder
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>>158283750
Warner at worst had a no call they immediately gave a makeup call for.
Mustapha literally didn't do anything wrong at all, I don't think anyone is complaining about him though.
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>>158283766
Some dipshit team will give a 2nd and a 4th for him.
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*takes you are daughter to prom*
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>>158283778
"Don't wear a condom tonight."
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People are getting used to reality of MVPurdy. Now it's time to start thinking about the Purdynasty.
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>>158283709
Howie is arguably the best GM in the nfl since he won with two different coaches pretty much proving it was all due to him. So hes obviously going to do whatever he wants
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>>158283769
Seahawks fans are STILL butthurt about him laying out JSN and are using the fine he got to make the claim that the refs fucked them by not giving him a flag for the hit
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>>158283536
Blacks age faster
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>>158281704
Hurts sucks dick I hope he dies
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>>158283778
>daughter
Those are 2 boys.
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>>158283699
call me crazy but wouldnt belichick be howies next hire? UNC is crumbling apart behind the scene and philly is one of the few orgs he has graces with.
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>Reminder that the Commies took Jayden Daniels over Drake Maye

No but actually what the fuck were they thinking here? IIRC basically everyone had Maye as the #2 QB in the draft, with a few GMs preferring Maye over Caleb.
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>>158283778
Is that Shough?
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>>158283798
No, Lurie doesn't want a defensive coach.
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>>158283540
K.
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>>158283756
>>158283555
The most frustrating thing about Allen is how the media shits on his teammates in order to make it seem Allen is carrying everyone. His RB led the league in TDs. He's had a top rated defense and OL for the lionshare of his career.
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>>158283801
Daniels was the consensus #2. Literally nobody had The Schedule over him
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>>158283750
Seattle isn't physical anymore compared to LOB days. Thats why they and their fans are so lame. Kenneth Walker will rush for 300 yards on them
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>>158283748
The kiwi got scared and fled the thread after this post.
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>>158281297
He fractured his ligma.
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>>158283607
from where do they get more reffies?? college football?
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>>158283801
Maye was more of a project, Daniels was more of a ready plug in player.
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>>158281272
I bet you Fox made them take him and play him because of the game being in London.
Eagles should have pushed back all the way.
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>>158283807
Why do refs hate Oakland and San Francisco so much? I hate those zebra faggots dude
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>>158283807
Why do the refs hate the raiders?
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>>158283776
I dont know what win now team is doing that. Texans maybe but it would have to be a future 2nd so 3rd round value
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>>158283801
The Schedule is dogshit
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>>158283823
what a ligma?
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>>158283801
Daniels is a good player, but the commanders are infinitely more inept and cursed than the Patriots are. They have different flaws as well, Daniels has horrific situational awareness while Maye is awful when he gets rattled, the only thing I'd say Maye is objectively superior at is that he's not 130 lbs and built like a twig
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>>158283842
To be fair the Raiders are a felony team.
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>>158283801
Both are pretty bad but I guess I would rather have maye
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>>158283850
Ligma balls
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>>158283840
and here come the iggles fans to shift the blame from their GM
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>>158283860
Yeah obviously. Rg4 has won a grand total of two games since his rookie season
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>>158283845
They'd overcharge the Texans if they're trading within the division, so the texans wouldn't go for it. I could see the Seahawks maybe doing it as a panic move, but they're too smartly ran to overpay for that.
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>Bengals a slight underdog in Baltimore
>pricing implies the bookies think Lamar is starting
>I am certain Lamar is not starting
Why shouldn't I drop a cheeky $50 on the Bengies?
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>>158283842
Years back they were trained that way to sabotage Al Davis and now it's just part of the work place culture.
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>>158283867
Wins are a team stat
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>>158283846
>>158283860
if the Patriots win this week, its time to bench The Schedule nickname until further notice
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>>158283871
Bengals still lose even if Huntley plays
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>>158283861
GOTTEEM
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>>158283874
nta, kind of but Daniels is also older than Maye by 2 years IIRC. With the additional experience I think the expectations for Daniels to perform better than he has is warranted. His injury proneness is also a massive negative, whereas Maye has been pretty healthy most of his career.
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So....who's playing tonight bros?
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>>158283705
not mine
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If Justin Herbert actually retires because he'd rather fuck a hooker all day he was never going to be a franchise QB
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Why didn't any of you see this coming? They went 12-5 last season despite unusual injury luck.
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>>158283881
i actually think the bengals are more likely to lose if huntley plays. Against lamar its probably a shootout so 50/50 but against huntley zac gets too deep in his bag and bungles it away being conservative
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>>158283750
>>158283765
Clowney was the last guy who layed down dirty hits and he was after LoB.
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>>158283256
they are literally self inflicted turnovers from being 6-0
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>>158283868
patriots maybe, they have the qb on the rookie deal and are desperate for an offensive weapon
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Remember Ryan Clark?
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>>158283902
I don't think anyone thought they'd be bad, but no one expected old man Mike Evans and Purdy to connect so well. Also everyone thought they'd just all be hurt again. Which they are, but strangely focused on the WR room and no where else anywhere near as bad.
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lmao these guys are talking about the LOB. that shit was 13 years ago. move on
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>>158283902
Purdy is an Evans bab, they've been exposed and the downfall starts soon.
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>>158283874
Is being constantly injured a team stat too
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>>158283953
I don't think it's necessarily Evans baby. Evans is their #1, and their 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 are all out. So losing Evans didn't make them go from 1 to 2, it made them go from 1 to 7. They effectively have an absolutely powerless WR room now.
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team stats are meme stats
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>>158283953
They won with Jennings WR1 last year, if the kangz sell him back for dirt cheap he'll be enough to win games until Evans (and the rest of the WR group) get healthy
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>>158283902
They've exceeded my expectations so far.
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>>158283985
that's a man
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>>158283985
how big is her gock?
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>>158283983
That stupid, they need to sign Daejon Love who was literally their tip receiver
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>>158283966
But Christian Kirk is back so the 49ers will have their WR5 for the Falcons.
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>>158283938
They were the last great defense. Show some respect
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*throws a pick*
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>>158283985
i want girlfriend vietnam
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>>158283983
The 49ers just need to beat the Falcons and get to the bye week. After the bye week Demarcus Robinson should be back and possibly even Deebo.
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>>158283966
>>158283983
Purdy is getting the same boost Baker did because he's throwing it to a guy 8 feet tall.
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>>158284007
statistically speaking, the so called darkside is better on paper
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>>158284031
>same boost baker did
And the Bucs have been how good, exactly?
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>>158284038
Awful without Mike Evans!
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Nobody will be surprised when the 49ers represent the NFC as they limp into the Super Bowl, injuries and all.
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>>158284031
Baker was so dogshit he forced Evans off the team with his stank ass play, meanwhile MVPurdy is having him play at an all-pro level at 33
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>>158284031
>purdy is playing well
>nope, no credit, he has a 33 year old, tall receiver!
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>>158283936
>>158283953
>>158283953
Jameis Winston led the league in yards. He left Tampa and became shit after he lost a [certain] player.

Tom Brady played so bad Belichick kicked him off the team. He went to Tampa and led the league in TDs and yards after teaming up with a [certain] player.

Baker Mayfield was bouncing around teams. He joined tampa and had the most TDs in span of 2 seasons. He immediately becomes bad after a [certain] player leaves.

Purdy went from being a rosterbaby to MVP candidate as soon as a [certain] player joined him. As soon as the [certain] player left the game at half time Purdy couldn't score.
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>>158284082
>>158284082
>>158284082
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>>158284064
or when they choke and get beat again and we have to watch niners fags brag about their has been trophies for another 33 years
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>>158284083
Didn't they go on to a TD drive right after Evans left?
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>>158284065
Not all pro but the same steady level hes been before baker
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>>158284091
Nope, they were 23-3 before he got injured. And remained 23 for the entire 2nd half.
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>>158284091
no, they only scored 3pts after he left
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>>158284065
>>158284071
MVPurdy did literally nothing after Evans left the game and the Niners vaunted defense nearly lost the game in the second half. They're going to get exposed sooner or later.
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>>158283913
>if if if if
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>>158283392
He got up quick
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>>158283913
and darnold is still the qb
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>>158284130
>>158284188
yep, without darnold they would be 6-0. they were 2-0 without him

did either of you have a point lmao
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>>158283807
>The Chiefs way up to the right
Lol
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>>158283647
58% wuwee that stinks
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>>158283562
Lamar jackson looks like he's one dumb motherfucker, even more than most of the nigs in the league. The guy looks like he's part reptile like he had to dig his way out of the sand when he was born
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>>158285168
Stop bumping this shit
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>>158285185
You can't bump after 500 posts



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