Jameis Winston led the league in yards. He left Tampa and became shit after he lost a [certain] player.Tom Brady played so bad Belichick kicked him off the team. He went to Tampa and led the league in TDs and yards after teaming up with a [certain] player.Baker Mayfield was bouncing around teams. He joined tampa and had the most TDs in span of 2 seasons. He immediately becomes bad after a [certain] player leaves.Purdy went from being a rosterbaby to MVP candidate as soon as a [certain] player joined him. As soon as the [certain] player left the game at half time Purdy couldn't score
well?
>>158284083As soon as he was reduced to his SEVENTH wide receiver as his #1 yes, they played worse for several drives of football. This undoubtedly proves they are now powerless frauds and no one on the team is good.
>tfw no carlie milf gfthis sucks
>>158284095Didn't Evans leave when it was 13-3?
>Jayden Daniels against a top 5 defense in the NFL
>>158284104Damn, Mahomes can fall lower if he plays terribly against the Seahawks defense lmao
>>158284095Important post for all delusional Ninerbabs.
>>158284117Yes
>>158284107Skin of your teeth wins over the Cards, Commies, and Seahawks WITH Mike Evans should concern you more now that he's out.
>>158284138I don’t know why everyone glazes the Shithawks D. They got destroyed by Marcus Mariota, Purdy, and Blo Dix. They are not good. Mahomes is going to drop 4 tuddies and 350+ yards on those shitters
>>158284160Box score retard, they're the only reason the turnover factory offense is even competing at the end of games.
>>158284104Why do Caleb, Bryce, Dak, Geno, Jayden, Kyler, Jalon, and Deshuan get their first names on this chart? If it's a race thing, why not Mahomes/Stroud/Murray/Penix/Huntley?
>>158284114That's what I thought but I watched some of the rerun on nfl network. It was 13-3
>>158284159Yeah, I'm usually concerned when good players get hurt. Teams typically perform worse.
>>158284117>>158284143Didn't he already have them in range for that last TD when he went down so it should be credited to him. Niners only kicked a FG after that from the Commies turnovers.
should i have bratwursts and cheese curds or detroit style pizza for the packers/lions game this weekend
>>158284175Its the name they are called
>>158284179Unless you’re my Chiefs. If Mahomes is healthy, you can never count us out. Remember what happened when the dirty Chargers headhunted him? Look what’s happening to the Chargers now. See what happens when you fuck with the GOAT?
>>158284184Depends which team you’re rooting for
>>158283392>>158283418It has to be the shittiest stuff to play on but I sort of miss the aesthetic of cement domes and bright green rubber turf. I think a couple college stadiums in the Dakotas still look like this.
>>158284107Nobody is saying Purdy is bad. It's just Evan's impacts on offense can't be denied. I'd like to see what Purdy looks like in the next game without him.
im thinking the colts are gonna have a new coach and GM every year or so for the next decade, and never be good
The clot shot doesn’t cause blood clots, you guys
>>158284193yeah except the first 13 or so games of last season doesnt count right?
>>158284201Hopefully they keep the same owner haha
>>158284160It wasn't so much the Hawks D costing them those games as much as it was the swiss cheese O-Line and Darnold seeing ghosts of yester-year. If the offense can get their fucking shit together, the Hawks can still be a threat. I will admit though they aren't looking very good overall right now and I literally don't know if they're going to make a wildcard push.
>>158284200Well he's probably going to be worse. It's an astronomical drop to go from throwing to your #1 to your #7.
Sonny Styles desu
>>158284184Both
>>158284200>I'd like to see what Purdy looks like in the next game without him.first game of his career without Evans, we're finna find out a lot about him
>>158284222The O-line isn't getting any better.
Everyone blaming Madison Beer is an incel who doesn’t know ball. The Chargers are being punished for bountygating Mahomes. Madison Beer did absolutely nothing wrong. Bad things tend to befall those who try to circumvent Fate.
>>158284179>>158284200Evans is the key to all of this. He's a taller receiver than we've ever had before.
>>158284231He must have won MVP all those years without him too.
>>158284104
>>158284117>>158284143>Didn't Evans leave when it was 13-3?So rude. Evans got them in 1st and goal when he went down, which was close enough for their RB to finish it, yet you're not giving him credit for that sacrifice.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM4Bq_uqLQ0
>>158284095So I'm not delusional for thinking Mike Evans is a hall of famer, ESPECIALLY if the 49ers win the super bowl with him
>>158284222>>158284233They're getting a starting o line guy back this week, it should be better. Charbs too maybe. I still think they should just go to Lock but I literally don't know.
how is 8teen gonna do against the Texans?
>>158284241It's obvious she's a succubus though.
>>158284267I think most people consider him a hall of famer. Maybe not first ballot, but definitely one.
>>158284267that was pretty much a consensus before he joined the niners, but you are a genius for spotting it yourself anon. good job
>>158284160mariota had 176 yardspurdy had 175 yardsdix had 107 yardsi think saying they got destroyed by them is a stretch at best. the seahawks defense didnt turn the ball over 3+ times a game
>>158284267>>158284299Some people thinks he's just a stat merchant but look at what he's accomplished. He's turned multiple QB's career around. He's not 1st ballot but definitely worthy of the hall.
I forgot my lunch at home :(
>>158284222>It wasn't so much the Hawks D costing themThey allowed 28ppg in the 3 games before Denver and gave up 17 to Boquavious Nix
Mike Evans effect really puts in to question how good Joe Burrow actually is. There.... I said it.
>>158284312I'm sorry, you'll have to survive on emergency rations.
>>158284160>>158284309Seahawks win all those games by multiple scores if Sam doesn't turn the ball over. He could beat the Chiefs if he has a good game.
>>158284340Everyone knows Burrow is a Chase merchant
>>158284337>just look at the box score retard
>>158284160seahawks defense leads the league in yards allowed, average yds per game and least passing yards allowed,
>>158284160Mahomes is playing worse than all those QBs THOUGH
>>158284337>They allowed 28ppgyeah that happens when your fucktard QB is throwing pick sixes and RBs are fumbling in their own endzone but yeah thats totally the defenses problem
>>158284360Either a defense is good or it allows a lot of pointsNot both
>>158284360How about I look at your box and then i score? ;)
Drew fucking Lock was leading the league in passer rating and blowing out divisional opponents that later played the Niners to a one score game and Sam has 7 interceptions already but sure, it's the defense that's overrated.
>>158284381i read that in buttheads voice
>>158284385Sam might honestly get benched at this rate. He's the reason the Hawks are dropping games
>>158284374Mahomes is playing with 1 leg and down his WRs.
>>158284095More gas mein fuhrer
>>158284396The RB room fumbling hasn't helped, but Lock was playing with the same staff Sam is.
>>158284409I'm glad you agree with me.
>>158284160You have to lower expectations. If the Chiefs lose we'll be laughed off the board.
>>158284409MariGOATa doesn't have half the help of those rosterbabbies
The NFL is an Evans baby
When you think about the Lions vs Packers rivalry is basically Capitalism vs Communism. Lions is owned by the family of Henry Ford, the best capitalist ever. The Packers have communal ownership, so communism.
>>158284438This was a really fucking good game. I think if the Commies dropped Dan Quinn and got a real coach they stomp the NFCE
>>158284438Are there serious discussions among commies about starting Mariota? Jayden doesn't seem like himself and might need to be humbled.
I had sex with this woman
>>158284438>>158284452Mariota would have had the awareness necessary to beat the Niners last night and I will never forgive Mike Vrabel for wasting his talents.
>>158284463I don't believe you
>>158284463The lady doth protest too much, methinks. Straight men don't have to remind others about doing straight shit. Want a cookie?
Fuck the picks. 49ers should trade for an elite WR2 to go behind Evans. Guaranteed SB.
>>158284260Lol
>>158284412G anthony bradford has been out the last 4 games
>>158284228DROY this guy is going to be a star
>>158284452The top of the roster is really good outside of Safety. The problem is that we have no depth and our coach is bald. There's so much damn potential on this team, it just gets cooked by injury and bad coaching>>158284465Mariota would still be the starter in Tennessee today
>>158284492and the problem with the QB
>>158284463How was it? She has that Throat GOAT look
>>158284463Was she aware or even conscious during it?
>>158284465>Mariota would have had the awareness necessary to beat the NinersNot that anon but Jayden is better, but his IQ is too low for end of game situations. They should bench him for Mariota during time sensitive situations. They'd have 2 wins if they did that.
>>158284491EVERYONE is saying this
>>158284082wish she'd fire some piss into my mouth
why doesn't a team just hire a midget and have a 6'5" 350 pound dude just throw him with the ball 4-5 yards every play
>>158284535How does that even make sense?
Sean McVay should've had two kickers on the game day roster. He's a fucking idiot and i would one hitter quitter him
>>158284535Eagles should hire this guy as their next coach
>>158284337Niners were able to score points because of the field position after turnovers. Shit one of the touchdowns was scored by the defense. Maybe you should watch the games instead of looking at stats.
>>158284340>>158284355Burrow is a fraud. He should be routinely statmogging everyone with Chase and Higgins but he's not.
>>158284352He doesn't even need to have a good game. He can be straight up average and they'll win. Needs to stop seeing ghosts out there
>>158284551?>snap the ball to the midget>giga dude picks him up and throws him >gain 4 yards
>>158284535I think the midget would have a hard time not fumbling, their hands and arms are really small
Is Mariota better than Jayden?
>Listen here, Raiders! You’re gonna share your kicker with the rams! And you’re not beating the rams either! I didn’t pay all those mariachi bands at Super Bowl 56 for nothing!
Sam Dilfer
>>158284535or maybe the entire starting line up should be 6'5" 350 pounds so they all run forward and bulldoze everything into the endzone
North Carolina! Come on and raise upTake your shirt off, twist it 'round your handSpin it like a helicopter
>>158284260His Sam slander will come back to haunt him if he wins.>>158284104Purdy was rewarded for statpadding against the easiest defense, while Mahomes was punished for a rough game against a tough defense.
>>158284587Yes. He's the best qb in the division.
Your superteam, sir
>>158284592Why don't teams just do this?
>>158284588What does Goodell even do? You see the NBA commissioner every where. I only see Goodell during the Superbowl award presentation.
>>158284633He raises the value of the owners' investment by hundreds of millions of dollars every year.
>>158284633Make money
>>158284633>What does Goodell even do?The whims of the owners.
>>158284104>trevor lawrence that highcringe
>>158284553>>158284588Imagine a game where all the QBs got hurt for a game and the opposing QB is granted an option to play on both teams during a match. We'll assume they know the system of both teams.
>>158284104>>158284663I'm a FTF shill but this entire list is shitty. Burrow is still living off his one super bowl run. He hasn't done anything.
>>158284111I'm pretty close to just dating 40 year olds. I'm about to turn 34 so it's not like the age difference matters all that much.
The only QB with at least 300 yards per game?Of course it's Bryce Young
you people suck when there's no games on
>>158284111why would you want a coke head for a gf?
>>158284475I agree but whos out there that's really worth selling the farm for?
You may only reply to this post if your team is one of the ELITE with a .700 record or better==Safe this week==49ERS (at ATL)CHIEFS (at SEA SNF)VIKINGS (vs IND)Bills (BYE)==In danger this week==absolutely nobody, get rekt haters==Applying for membership==Patriots (at CHI TNF)Bears (vs NE TNF)Steelers (vs NO)Browns (at TEN)Ravens (vs CIN)Broncos (at ARI)Packers (at DEN)==At risk of blacklisting==Titans (vs CLE)==The Blacklist==>Chargerseveryone else fuck off
>>158284689saw a mid 40s looking asian woman at walmart the other day. fell in love on the spot.
Work is unbearable without ear buds....
>>158284712
>>158284719you really needed ai for this? fucking hell our society is doomed
>>158284104Rodgers beat Burrow and has a better record. I don't get how his ranking works.
What do Colts fans think of Carly and her involvement in the team’s operations?
>>158284718>>158284718
>>158284732It's basically whoever he feels like slurping this week
>>158284743just like her father, her coke addiction will be the end of her
>>158284708why 700 and not 750?
>>158284763because he wants his team on the list
>>158284689I've been dating middle aged chicks since I was in college. It's great, they buy you stuff and are desperate to keep you interested.
>>158284633Well he's not trying to destroy Toontown to build a highway.
>>158284743They all just want to bang her
>Bo Nix is bad because.... He just is, okay?!?!
>>158284785>the eye test is important>except for my guy
I told you guys months ago that my inside sources were telling me that Bo Nix would never be the same after his ankle injury and that he wasn’t healthy and you LAUGHED at me. Who’s laughing now?
>>158284697Who was the last QB to make this type of leap? 200 yds passing 1 TD 1 INT used to be a good day for Bryce
>>158284785He undeniably has a clutch gene in him, but the dude is the definition of a bus rider
>>158284792>I like to put words in people's mouths in between having lots of gay sexwhy bring that up, anon?
>>158284792You eye test fags keep telling us Bustin Cuckbert is the goat but he fucking sucks.
>>158284640>>158284644>Make money>https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/taylor-swifts-estimated-1-billion-202527932.htmlTaylor Swift generated 1 billion for the NFL. How did the league capitalize on this?-Allegedly, fire Chief friendly refs-Try to give their WR1 an unprecedented 8 game suspension-Gave them a murders row of top 4 defenses at the start of their 2025 season.-Made them get injured from playing every day of the week, which hadn't been done since the 1927 Yankees.They got what they wanted and killed their golden goose. The hype around the 3peat is over and the Swifties left. Their ratings haven't returned.
>>158284819Who the fuck is saying he is good?
>>158284785he's bad because he isn't much at all to help the team win. Should be noted that he wasn't always like this and he still kinda turns up a bit in the clutch. Ankle injury is probably still bothering him
>>158284697>5 of the top 7 are >le black qbsKWAB
>>158284819>>158284815>>158284792:^)
>>158284785He can't throw over 10 yards, he can't throw in the middle of the field, he doesn't go through his progressions and routinely passes up wide open receivers for checkdowns, he constantly bails in clean pockets for no reason, he can't throw with anticipation, he's afraid of contact and would rather eat a 3 yard loss running out of bounds than make a play, and he has awful skincare.
>>158284824The eye test fags. Learn to read you stupid leaf.
>>158284839I can forgive all that except for the last one, that's where I draw the line
>>158284807I would also like this question answered. I can't think of anyone who went from worst to first. Not that I think he was actually the worst, he was more around 20-25th best qb but close enough.
>>158284850CJ stroud took him under his wing
>>158284841Nobody say she is good you fucking sperg
>>158284841Absolutely nobody is claiming Herbert is playing well this year, but before this season he was a good-great regular season QB who kept shitting his pants in the playoffs
>>158284850He was throwing to practice squad guys until this season
>>158284082fake ass
>>158284864Nah he always made retarded decisions. Most overrated qb in nfl history.
>>158284785he's a white qb for a white fanbase so i dont like him
>>158284890imagine thinking denver, colorado is "white"
>>158284824>Who the fuck is saying he is good?Did you just start watching football this season. The media has been saying Herbert is good for years.
>>158284881Buzzkillington over here
>>158284850He is the opposite of Herbert, both physically and mentally. He realized he was ass and genuinely upped his game. He actually cares about football and his team. Herbert gives no fucks.
>>158284899It doesn’t matter how ugly or awful they are, thin women in tights get me sprung. How I ended up married, my wife doesn’t like jeans
>>158284899Yeah but this season nobody has been saying it
>>158284897that region is one of the whitest parts of america
>>158284897Far whiter than your state and region senor
>>158284917Which of these options is more Chad? Real question by the way I really don’t know
I find it dumb but not surprising people are overindexing on Evans being out and using that to discredit Purdy, as if he was a one-WR guy like Darnold is with JSN, who has more receptions than the next 3 guys on his team combined. Purdy's been spreading the ball around constantly all season. 15 different guys have caught passes from him so far, including even a lineman. Even if you limit it to just high volume guys, CMC and Kittle have just about as many receptions as Evans does with Deebo still getting more than half. CMC actually has more receptions than Evans, Kittle has more touchdowns, and Deebo has just as many touchdowns.I'm not saying losing Evans didn't hurt for that game, but that's because it drastically altered the gameplan when Deebo already wasn't there and they've had so many injuries across their receiving corps this season. Purdy was still making throws, but guys kept dropping or whiffing on them. If you wanna criticize someone for the lack of second half production lay it on Shanahan for not being able to adjust his playcalling and abandoning the run or Lynch for not being able to sign players who won't drop like flies. Purdy will be fine even if the team isn't, and if you actually watch the games he's routinely been making great decisions and throws no matter who he has to throw it to.
>>158284933>dem sois in nevdadakek why
>>158284922>thin women in tights>thinCurveless women have no value. I expect bad taste from europeans but not a fellow american.
>Darnold leaves Viqueens>Wins an owl>McCarthy leaves the Viqueens>Turns into superman in the 4th quarterAre the Kangz the problem?
>>158284971Grim
>>158284962I will not be silenced or shamed. Although really anyone who isn’t fat in tights will do it
The Superbowl rematch no one asked for
who do you guys think are gonna make the superb owl
>>158284986Jaguars or Patriots and Bears or 49ers
>>158284601
>>158284945>Purdy's been spreading the ball around constantly all season.When you have one elite WR it changes the way defense cover you which makes everyone open. Tyreek Hill for instance.
>>158284986Packers vs Steelers 2: Unc Boogaloo
I root for Bryce Young because he’s a black manlet like myself. Being black and short is not a fun combination. You white people think you have it bad being 5’10 but imagine being 5’10 when you’re literally expected to be a basketball player from birth and have almost no other career options.
>>158284986I could not care less at this point. I'm only here for the shitposting.
>>158284998you gave yourself a 25% chance to be right and you still failed
Si senor it is us raider rams and cowboy fans who are white
>>158285008Wanna be my girlfriend?
>>158285012Let me guess: Bills Lions?
>>158285008Being a black guy with a small dick must be rough
>>158284986What I want to see:Bills vs Vikings or LionsWhat's probably going to happenChiefs vs 49ers III
>>158285030My dick is 18 inches wide
Purdy is the only QB I'd trust taking my daughter out on prom night. I know he's not going to try to take her virginity.
>>158285039He's a very good guy irl
>>158284841real eye test chads know he's a fraud
>>158285034Wasn't saying you had one. Just in general
>>158285039My boy Tyler looking dapper.
>>158284942It's a total cuck move by Herbert. He's going to go down as a little bitch.
can't believe you guys let the toxins thread die :(
>>158285008I root for him just because he is 5'10" and not super athletic. Bryce Young proves the average athlete can become a elite if they try hard enough. I think a lot of people who wish that had the drive or intelligence are jealous and hate him because of this. A lot of them are media talking heads who say he's just too short without watching him.
>>158285039Mendoza clears
>>158285052still better than Blo Dix :^)
>>158284876He had the same guys last year and was wildly inconsistent, his best games were against the Rams and Panthers but other than those games he never put up great numbers in the games they won. The leap he's taken feels unprecedented, he went from being in danger of losing his job to a true franchise QB
>>158285047You wanna try it?
>>158285071Rams and *Falcons
>>158284200I only compare qbs to peyton and brady and i think purdy is a bad qb
>>158285069At least I know Blo isn't /weakmind/
whos gone be retarded enough to give 3 1sts for Herbert this offseason and why is it the browns
I just don't want to see the 49ers, Chiefs, or Patriots in another Owl.
Cocks again. Bros, why can't I conquer this?
>>158285083can't say the same about you, apparently
>>158285069Nah, there's a lot of bad players get forgotten. Fags who give up after getting paid go down in infamy like Albert Haynesworth and Jamarcus Russell.
>>158284986Chiefs v 49ers trilogy
>>158284899She is WRONG about football all the time and not good enough to be in a Mariners girl folder.
>>158285097vikings and chiefs are legitniners are frauds
>>158285008Height matters more than anything in dating including charisma, confidence, wealth, race, or attractiveness. It's a deal breaker for most women if you're short whereas with everything else they can make an exception.
>>158284897I was just in Colorado Springs then spent some time in Denver. I maybe saw like 2 black people.
>>158284899STICC
>>158284945I don't think Purdy is suddenly Darnold without Evans playing, I do think Evans being out means all these 1 score games featuring big drives courtesy Mike Evans might turn into losses.
>>158284897>>158285147Is it true they call it Menver since there's a low ratio of females in Denver? Why would anybody want to live there? Oh wait, the kiwi is homosexual. It checks out.
>>158284899I'm starting to get it.
How can anyone defend the dirty ass 9ers. The League needs to step in. this is not football
>>158285167Colorado is white milf country. If you want a white milf come to Colorado. They're in tremendous abundance.
>>158284228Ok, so we have 1 good Qb, 1 good LB, just need 50 more players
>>158285172I don't think that's a legal block or tackle.
>>158285172Cry more fag
>>158284463Dirty Dancing?
Think Jalen's going to retire from this? Talking heads say this is a pretty hard thing to deal with.
>>158285074You cute?
>>158285119Seattle qt3.14s are legit kino. The biologically female ones, I mean.
>>158284945>I'm not saying losing Evans didn't hurt for that game, but that's because it drastically altered the gameplan when Deebo already wasn't thereImagine not having your starting WRs.
>>158285200Thats the only kind
>>158285097Top 2 only have played 5 games
>>158285134This is only true in women's heads. In real life, women end up becoming attracted to all kinds of men.
>>1582849658teen was in garbage time against prevent defense, how many times have we seen guys do amazing in that situation when they are actually shit
>>158284999I LOVE her
>>158285200PNW girls are so fucking horny it's unbelievable
>>158285197Its going to be hard to convince a team to give him a contract. Once you start getting them they keep coming back and you can't play football on blood thinners.
>>158285192Sorry you support a team full of Nogs
>>158285226Sorry you support a team full of losers
>>158284999Its unironically a challenge to get the dick in when they have a FUPA like that. It's genuinely frustrating when you're trying to figure it out and then you just go soft and just wasted liked $1-$2 on a worthless condom because their FUPA fat got in the way of your magnum dong
>>158285235He's a Chiefs fan tho
>>158285197Have to wait and see, Olave had blood clots at the beginning of the year and he's fine now. If it becomes a chronic issue and you have to be on blood thinners for the rest of your life than yeah your career is 100% over
>>158285235You wanna go?
>>158284986Steelers vs Bears
>>158285008Brycie is my manlet king (he's taller than me)
>>158285189Stop slighting my boy Ant
>>158285239Nothing is fucking easy these days
>>158285298I don't understand why he wasn't on the field more especially when Terry went down
me on the left statmutt on the right
>>158285328>I don't understand why he wasn't on the field moreThe Head Coach is Daniel Quinn and the Offensive Coordinator is David Blough. Hope this helps
>>158285329If Mahomes goes a 5th season without WR1 and WR2 I'm deleting my stats folder and waiving the white flag. I'll even admit the goat race is over.
>>158285244Then sorry he supports a team of nogs and criminals
>>158285329what does ^p^ mean?
Bryce Young is an inspiration for manlets like me.
>>158285328>>158285298Hope he shines now that Terry is heemed
>>158285357It's supposed to be a face with a drooling mouth
Oh shit
>>158285386Big uh oh
>>158285002Yeah, for one game. Purdy has been playing elite, and has made the best out of whatever bums he's been saddled with. Give him someone else the gameplan is built around and he'll still get more out of them than they should get, even if there's a bit of a drop because of course not just anyone can replace Evans. There's been more than just one guy making things work on this offense and things have been fragile because they can't afford to lose many more gears in the machine, but Purdy specifically has shown remarkable ability this year to just go out there and do what he needs to regardless. He's hard carrying Shanahan dropping the ball.
>>158285386>>158285400They watched Tua go back into a game after his brain was turned to oatmeal, and did nothing. This is all performative.
>>158285400inb4 they followed procedure but that procedure was flawed so they did nothing wrong legally
Now that the dust has settled what the hell happened with Jordan Elliott and Alontae Taylor
Remember when McDaniels was the future?
Droppin' a quick buttnaked 9ie shuffle in da chat You obsess!? Then getsum!
>the NFLPA calls for a full investigation What are they going to do? Write another strongly-worded letter? They are worthless.
>>158285375The nigga is always open bro. I have no idea why they keep starting Diyami Brown over him. Pisses me offHe should be our WR1 next year. Maybe we can bring Diggs back but if not we need to get WR2 this draft. And some IOL, and some Safetys, and a true bell cow RB1 would be nice, a Corner couldn't hurt, and, and, and...We need to draft well
>>158285386>>158285400oh wow, it's fucking nothing, not even "deep concern"
>>158285434Josh McDaniels was always a bum and both the broncos and raiders are stupid for hiring him. Wasn't even a hindsight thing, people were shouting it at the time.
Since largely eliminating plants (fruit, vegetables, and grain) from my diet I feel better than ever. Mind feels sharper, I have more energy, I don't get stomach issues ever, I don't get bloated all the time like I used to, I don't suddenly get massive hunger pangs. Why are you still eating plants?
>>158285400status?
>Go on Eagles R*ddit>"This is all a conspiracy against the Eagles">"Jalen said he wanted to play, so stop fucking talking about it NOW"
>>158285400NFLPA is the National Football League Pussy Association. They don't do shit. They are the bizarro version of mlb players union.
At what point are we going to admit it's over?
>>158285457>Why are you still eating plants?Good fiber helps keep my bussy clean
>>158285501The NFL is scripted and rigged. No way the Rams are missing the playoffs
What should their punishment be?
just blame hertz he is pretty stupid
>>158285521I've been watching this, and I can't comprehend holdings something as large as that with 3 fingers. And realistically, the sandwiches are salvageable, chips gone but that's literally small potatoes. Fucking idiots.
CHICKEN JOCKEY!
>>158285519What happened to the Redskins after they told Trent Williams his tumor wasn't cancerous and that he shouldn't seek a second opinion?
test this bussy
WE ARE SOOOO BACK!!!What did you guys do while 4chan was down?
Test bussy
>>158285535I read all the frozen threads. Holy shit this site sucks.
ive been so bored all day fuck this site
Raiders
>>158285535Click get captcha til cloudflare showed up and jerk off to tranny anime porn. Lions fan btw
For me, it's Dick Butkus
>>158285535Your mother
>>158285562Hey babe I missed you :*
Testing for bussy activation-Bussy online [y/n]?Scanning....
I've asked this three times now, but where the FUCK do you stupid niggers go when this site is down? I looked all over and couldn't find anything. I tried using Twitter, it's dogshit
i stared at this thread for 12 hours
I'm addicted to this site
>>158285562cant believe the reffie allowed this to happen
>>158285587We had a decent group in basedjak when 4chan was hacked but I couldn't find anything there today. I think they got rid of their sports board
najee harris kekwab
>>158285587>mfw 8c doesn't have an /sp/ and 7c a shit
>>158285521Good last /sp/ post, made me kek
Ramilia, we are going to be okay
>>158285612I went there, saw a local faggot name fagging and posting his standard spam and said fuck that shit.
>>158285587I went to work for most of it
>>158285587I played vidya and watched YouTube videos. I'll do a lot of shit to avoid work but 4chan is the only social media I use.
>>158285640We're gonna be fighting for the 7 seed all year. I want to see Simpson if things get messy.
i have this daydream of being a coach and ordering the team to the locker-room and letting them finish the game without us after a bad call...anything like that every happen?
fuck the iggles
>>158285587the ghost thread on desuarchive
What the FUCK is php and why couldnt they just do sudo apt upgrade and be done with it.
>>158285689Closest I can think is bottlegate. The refs called the game though, not the Browns. Then the league called the head official up and told then to stop being pussies and finish the game.
>>158285723>didn't run sudo apt update firstyou just made mustard gas
so why did the site go down? i refuse to visit other boards for answers.
Herbert bros...
>>158285718Someone told me desu was down. I didn't know they archived spee and 4plebs doesn't have ghost posting I don't think.
>>158285744some sort of security update.
>>158285535I downloaded Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 and played Madden 08.
bussy
Alright we're back, who wants to argue about Brady vs Mahomes
>>158285746
>>158285746What a fucking retard.
>>158285746Manti Teo had the right idea
>>158285777>not 2k5
>>158285785There's nothing to argue. Since Brady retired spuh has been taken offline twice. Mahomes is a flase prophet who is leading us to destruction.
It's a good thing the Rams drafted a third string QB and 5th string TE instead of any impact players, their roster is so stacked they can definitely afford to build towards the future on their must win SB or bust year
I missed you my gay friends
>>158285723>>158285744x.com/FBICyberDiv/status/2112921648252719420
>>158285535Cried
>>158285744What >>158285814 posted, 4chins runs on PHP. If someone ran their own code on the server it would be the /qa/ raid all over again.
>>158285785Nvm please shut this fucking site again
>>158285785>stathead.png
I was about to jog on the treadmill but the site is back so I guess I'll just stay here :)
>>158285866Walking is better for you than running anyway.
I was jerking it to the OP image while the site was frozen
>>158285612Thats what it was called, couldn't recall when searching. I tried to go there in case the site was going to be down for Thursday nights game.
Chargers are fucked
>>158285746oh nononono
>>158285814Indians with the internet keys used a shit password for one of the global internet gatekeepers, world is slowly turning to poo.
>>158285872Walk into this bussy
>>158285888trips of truth, but also, yeah no shit lol
>>158284082I gooned all day to Carlie irsay gordon
the chargers are the php of the NFL
>>158285918Rise Up Red Sea
>>158285746>justin, why are you 0-6?>I've lost control of my life
What are EDPs thoughts on the Jalen Hurtz situation
>>158285746Sounds exaggerated, but at this point who knows?
>>1582856198 does though. It has a /sp/ and a /sports/. The latter is where a lot of us talked about the 2024 draft.
>>158285781>well?Deep subject.
Damn. I was hoping I was finally free
>>158284763>because it's a reference>because it's /sp/ tradition now>because it ends up producing a good cutoff point by the end of the seasonpick your poison
>nine x 2 named starting qb>Najee Harris cut
>>158285587Hey dude I'm here, we're all here
are we still alive?what a phenomenal job with the internet servers Hiro!
SOON we will be able to tell everyone how to CUSTOMIZE car insurance
Got my Master's and started a family during the downtime.
>>158286057We need a bunker site to cower in when this happens again
It's happening
>4chan IT team had a Bo induced meltyKeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>158286067Libibytribity
>>158285888Checked
wions
>>158286075Got any ideas?
>>158286078stop vagueposting
>>158286096>rasm...what? I thought he was saying he doesn't think his aints are gonna beat the stillers in paris
>>158286119Truth Social?
>>158286126My bad cajun dude, my eyes deceived me
>>158286119/nfl/ meetup ftw
My natural contrarian tendencies, constant exposure to this site, and lack of contact with the outside world has turned me into a stout anti-racist.
So happy the NBA is back so I don't have to wait a week at a time to see one of my teams play
>>158286155Kek baste
>>158286075>>158286119Last time it was the Sharty and it was good
Have we already discussed the Titans player who nearly shot his teammate yesterday
>>158286174he got exposed and raped in the finals hated NYC won
I was at my local middle school's soccer tournament. What happened?
>>158284095Why would I need to read all that shit when he single handedly fooled made people think Johnny Manziel was a draftable prospect?
>>158286165Imagine the smell>>158286189I'm too lazy n stupid to navigate the internet properly to know what that is
NFL fines Mike Vrabel, Aaron Glenn, Nick Sirianni $250,000 each for conduct toward officialsDONOTFUCKWITHDAREFFFSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ah my two best friends vodka and 4chan
>>158286053>9x2I saw him activate in highlights, how'd he look in real time?
>>158286208Basedjakparty
What are we eating to celebrate the return of /nfl/ bros?
Ethical hoops
i wanna drink so badmaybe this weekend
would be very unfortunate if big dom pays a little visit to our little zebs
>>158286240My bussy
I met Oj once and watched him get into an argument with someone about whether or not he killed his wife. He said “every bruise on her body was from me but i didn’t kill her!”
>>158286192Shut up nigga
>>158286240I got micky dees n a left over burrito
>>158286240I’m gonna order an extra large pizza pie from Rybackio’s
>>158286247Kweefs in shambles
>>158286240I just had some navy beans and rice with cornbread
>>158285587I'm ashamed to admit I go to reddit. It's a fucking echo chamber full of insufferable faggots and has the worst moderation in the world but I find if If I stick to just reading headlines on a few subs and not actually conversing with any of them it's an acceptable source of info, at least for sports. Like, if I just want to find out if someone's missing a game due to injury or see a highlight or something, it works. And the 4chan sub at least lets me know if the site's back up or not. And there's still a sub with videos of hairy women so...yeah. It has its uses although they are few
>>158285746This sounds like Twatter rage bait designed to keep men single.Putting all that aside, actual couples who sign non legal agreements between each other are amusing. What's the point of that? They're either going to keep their word or they aren't.
>>158286286I'm a reddit regular. The average reddit user is much more tolerable if you want to have an actual talk about your team but the mods are indeed annoying. They're also way more doomerish about their teams when they lose and their takes are probably dumber than what I see here.
>>158286286I just get band everytime go there. Got like a 7 month band or something. I hate those faggots so much it's unreal.
>>158285746Herbie was just a likeable innocent fisherman, than he met this creatureThe wrong useless slit can fuck your whole shit up, I'm convinced.
>>158286246Why waitYears from now, are you going to say "man, I'm so glad I stayed sober on that random wednesday, it totally changed my life?" No. If the booze calls to you you can either spend the rest of your life being bored and frustrated or just admit what you're about and drink even if it's not good for you because you can be sober forever and you'll still die of something. It'll just take a little longer
Holy Based
>>158286264>Rybitch's stuffed crust
>>158286283
>[Highlight] Caleb Williams says he grew up with Drake Maye through the camps they've been at and that he's one of the guys he's closest to in the leagueAnn Michael Maye is a beard
>>158286406Sexo
Surely while 4chan was dead the niners mustve lost a game and purdy stopped being MVP, right?
We're back!Fuck I missed you guys :D
Finally a kino matchup Thursday night football bros...Two good teams...white qb vs black qb drafted in same class...
>>158286363>he doesn't rate Rybased's bustable crust
>>158286311The entire userbase isn't necessarily all retards but the hivemind mentality just takes the piss out of everything. The general tone alternates between this pedantic, hilariously naive kindergarten teacher mentality or this quasi-religious zealotry where anyone they don't like is dogpiled on while everyone tries to show that they think the exact same thing everyone else does, but you know, they think it *even harder* like it's some kind of olympic eventHarrison Butker, for example. Never committed a crime, never been involved in anything actually scandalous. By all accounts a good teammate and good family man, But he let his powerlevel slip and said he prefers traditional family arrangements instead of his wife having a career so now he's like public enemy #1 and if he misses any kick, ever, the highlight shoots up to the top of the board because they all have to dogpile on this guy for his wrongthink, apparently until he retires.You're either with them or you are an enemy. It's fucking creepy because you just know this is how they live their entire lives. It's a kind of fanaticism which they see as perfectly normal
The Ballsac Bros reportin' from the Southside!
Jacksonville Jaguars
>>158286508For me it's the Tard Bowl this amonday
>JJ McCarthy fooled everyone into thinking he's good playing soft zone/prevent defense by the Saints who aren't even good>now he's going to get spitroasted by a Texans defense that's better than anything we've played so farFuck.
>>158286585
>>158286595The Vikings QB curse is your last hope. It wouldn't surprise me if JJ actually plays well as soon as he leaves Minnesota
>>158286634He won't. I was firmly against drafting him because I saw a bus driver who was reaping the benefits of playing on a loaded Michigan team (and handing the ball off most of the time). However much of a nightmare Dart's knee getting twisted like a pretzel was throwing away draft capital for the only moron who can't light it up in KOC's offense is worse.
>>158285097>chiefs and vikings have played one less gameI'm sure the Vikings won't give up 46 points, but come on now. Just post ppg instead of total points. Which I'm sure they still lead.
Who should PatriBear cheer for tomorrow night in Chicago?
>>158286251
>>158286595>toxins finna be uppity for a weekkill me know
>>158286705I made the "Maybe I was the greatest rusher to judgment" joke when the Bills scrubbed OJ from their Ring of Honor and a lot of people got mad at me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOvHv86mlTYthis dude has a kino g'n'r rendition towards the end
>>158286752nobody is going to give you views, jake
>Fakes a stumble to trick the QB into thinking he's beat so he throws his first interception of the seasonJaguars won the trade.
>>158286752>video opens seething about mutthomesKWAB
>>158286772>only 2 interceptions and 2 touchdowns in his careeryeah, totally worth a 2nd overall pick...
jalen hurts getting hurt means the rams/eagles and jags/eagles games are going to be remembered for some time, which is great because both of those games were really funny
>>158284082>BRRAAAAAAAAAPP
>>158286634I think the other anon is probably right and he turns back into a pumpkin, but it would be fucking hilarious if he actually turned it around and became a viable starter. I'm kinda rooting for him, I think the Vikes gave him an extremely short leash. He just rubbed O'Connell the wrong way or something. And at this point he can't be that much worse than RNG Jameis.
>>158285918This
>>158285918>>158286831sad
>>158286792everyone is taking hunter and tuten right now over whatever the browns got in returnnobody wants to admit that but it's the right side of history as it stands
>>158286863the 2 way meme is ded, he had his meme game of the season, won't do shit for the rest of the year on either side of the ball
don't bother replying to me, I already won the argument
>>158286880
i wonder how many people opened /sp/ and saw her photoshopped ass on the front page kek
are we back???
>>158286887>shoppedLies
>>158286888nah
>>158286903>>158284881
>>158286792kek I remember someone seething about him right before the pick
>>158284082Mrs Irsay has a huge ass btw
ayyyyy bada bing bada boom
>feelio when carlie will never sit on my face
>>158286923>>158286880
>>158286230Like shit until garbage time
>>158286928>sunday sauce
>>158284821I'd choose Yelyah for Superbowl halftime this year.
Testing...1...2..3GO QUEEFS
>>158285895That's a different issue seperate from the PHP vulnerabilities
>>158284082darnold's performance makes since once you realize hes a schizo
Whatever nerds, take it to /g/
>>158285535Play with this bussy
I see the media is hyping up gayleb again, I have a feeling he's going to embarrass himself tomorrow.
>>158287204shouldn't you be prepping to gape the Pats tomorrow gayleb?
>>158287215>t. knower
>>158287215What happened the last time gayleb played a good defense?
bussy posters deserve the rope
>>158284881still pipin
>49ers Star Fred Warner Faces NFL Fines for ‘Dirty’ Plays in Commanders WinDirty player
>tfw burrs don't play until Thursday
>That Packers injury reportDid the offense just fucking die or something?
>>158287250Rope this bussy
>>158287246On field M E L T Y
>>158287278Yeah they have bussyitis
Wow. About time
Josh Simmons is officially a bust
>>158287278Only loosing one starter to a season ender is a good week for them.I think most of it is precautionary. They had a walk through today instead of practice so guys that normally would go were on the list
>>158287304Even medical teams can't avoid bald frauds...
Joe Buck and Troy Aikman, who have covered football together for nearly 25 years, were seen in a tense moment ahead of the game between the Los Angeles Rams and the Buffalo Bills at SoFi Stadium in LA — and the Monday Night Football game on October 12 came close to getting violent in the broadcast booth, a source tells In Touch.“It nearly got physical off air,” the source tells In Touch exclusively. “They were very close from coming to blows.”The source reveals the conflict stems from the deal Buck, 57, recently made to renew his ESPN contract — which The Athletic reported is for six years and $108 million last month — without telling Aikman, 59.
>>158287343Aikman is washed anyways.
>>158287343I notice Aikman has no issue with calling out the NFL while he’s commentating a game, or calling out the officiating for bad calls. Im sure the NFL is more than aware of this, and they dont want someone like that calling the games. They want “yes men” and Aikman does not fit that.Wouldnt be surprised if the NFL told Buck not to say anything, and instead of being a good friend, Buck goes with it. $100+ million is an insane amount of money, but these dudes already make millions and millions. This is ridiculous.
>>158284082Are there any HD photos of her pits from when she wore that vest
>>158287343imagine the hatesex
The Game
>>158284111>brrrrrrrrrrrrrapppfffftt
>>158287390FUCK YOU
>>158287356You are!
>>158284082Wtf?
>>158287304he really fucked jalen
>>158287357>>158287343 drunk aikman is based
>>158287357Aikman is a cocksucker and deserves to be abandoned by his friends.
>>158287403It's fake. She's not very curvy
>>158287403>>158284881
>>158285521it really fucking irks me that these two dorks are holding such a big tray the tip of their fingers.
>>158287491They thought it would be better since it would be self balancing lmao
>>158287473>>158287489Damn.
>>158284881still wood
>>158287426Hehe
>>158287491look at all the food these retards wasted, maron
>>158287528It had to be staged. Dude was holding it with like 2 fingers
>>158287304streets remember the absolute generational run Wes Steinberg went on back in 2021
oh we're back. i wish this shithole would go down forever so I'd be more productive
test
>>158287651how productive were you that month it went down last year
A QB will have a season ending injury tomorrow
>>158287694>cleaned up most of the house>bought and set up a home gym>planeted a small garden (they all died)>didn't dick around and work, so i was less stressed since i would usually procrastinate then scramble to get something done on time>opened up investment accountsshut down. set me free
>>158287651Based
>>158287762Two qbs, god willing
>>158287651>>158287774Take some agency over your life
>>158287343Bitch ass aikman didnt do shit. Those two were fucking terrible together and their way of speaking is way too similar to eachother such that it takes on a grating quality over time. However buck is obviously the more talented of the two and if you put him with a color commentator worth a fucking shit he could do a good job. They should put shane gillis in there with him.
new thread >>158287823>>158287823
last post.
*dabs*
>>158284111imagine how fat and disgusting her ass must be without those form assisting pants.
