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amazing
wuffs
Let's go RocketsHe's back
>>158287371You mean the workers? They don't live in LA bud. They live in the IE and commute to work
>>158287415WTF 100 STEPS
Reminder that wembuck got raped and gaped by a tall Spaniard on a chilly October evening in 2026
>shitty cheerleaders rappingRocket sisters...Wtf was this shit
Let’s overreact>Mavs suck>Shitcago>Heat “culture”>Hornshits>Celshits
Honestly...this hornets team has some sauce, apologies, I wasnt familar with their game. They still play an extremly unique brand of basketball. If I were to follow a team not for a specific player, but their style of play? It might be the hornets
>>158287416
lakers suck dick
nyr hunter tyson
>>158287432No exaggeration, thousands of cocks have collectively entered them. Insane to really think about.
>>158287432Can any sport compete with the Dallas Cowboys for cheergodesses?
Ant-Man MVP season loading
>>158287430There was a shot of him talking to himself during someone's free throw after the block, kinda funny
>>158287450I can't imagine getting this butt hurt over an internet troll holy fuck
>mexican thinks he's white
>>158287450Fuck you gon do about it, Timmy?
>>158287450>soft ass white boi hands>braceletjerk me off bitch
i can see Wizards beating the timbs in the play in
>>158287490Isn't it pretty gay to have a pasty white boy wearing a bracelet jerk you off?
if herro's bum ass doesn't hit one more shot I swear
>>158287450Dubs and they lose
How has Giannis gotten away with blatant traveling for a decade?
>>158287499Love watching both so it will be a kino matchup but Wuffs have better depth
>>158287503it is but I'm doing it for dominanceBAWB belong on leashes
Wolves are unironically winning the title lmao they running these niggas out the gym
>>158287517You really think this joke league is going to enforce the rules and hinder any player in any sort of way from making highlight plays?
Literally who the FUCK stops my Wizzies once we get Dybantsa back
The Spurs just need that one big nigga they drafted to get healthy, then he can bang against the Spaniard when they play OKC.
>>158287517Scripted
>>158287450You mogged xhim but go fuck yourself
>>158287450think I have that same monitor
Kinda wish the Knicks hadn’t won it all just so we could have seen Giannis and LeBron on a Knicks super team
Giannis can't win with these catsMiami is wasting the talent of a generational playerI know Giannis is a loyal guy, but he should demand a tradeIf he stays in Milwaukee, I mean Miami- it'll be wasting a top 3 NBA player
Heat ain't winning nothing when their best perimeter defender is their main ball handler and their next best is geriatric Andrew Wiggins, geriatric Klay, and "Pelle Larrson"
AYO POOSOONMUE MISSES THE FAST BREAK LAYUP
As long as Wemby and SGAy stay healthy, the rest of the West has no chance
>heat fans already calling to trade davionlol I told y'all, he's too short to have a main role on a contending team
>>158287531the real problem with the spurs and why they won't win for at least 2-3 more years is that they're always at a severe coaching disadvantage
>>158287552Who is your favorite AFL team or are you in NSW/Queensland and into rugby?
>>158287567That's why they brought Donovan in.
>>158287567Mitch Johnson sucks ass. If they had a real coach they'd have won the title last year. He's more of a developmental coach. Now you need an experienced coach to take them to the next level
>Mavericks really went to the Finals 2 years ago and now they're a lottery team forever
DJ KHALED
JUST IN: Lakers announce their starting five:Luka DoncicAustin ReavesZiaire WilliamsMatisse ThybulleWalker KesslerOh shit its bad......IT'S REAL BAD.
>>158287564Heat got NO picks
>>158287570Rugby, pic rel. Never have nor will ever watch GayFL
>tfw i will never know the feeling of dominating another man in the paint :(
what does jovic do?
>>158287594Based Wog
HE SAID THE FUCK WORD
>>158287602Sniff people with his big ass nose
Scottie raging at the refs
so what happened yesterday?
Jazz are still tanking?
Suns
>>158287602Make $16m a year
>OK Kuminga we're up 17 this is your time
>>158287588>ThybulleFucking hell Grimes was a shit signing. Can't get hits like Mamu every time I suppose.
KumBUCKET
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Why dont the spurs have a true center. Let wemby be your power forward and get a real fucking center. To me it was so obvious they needed to just get a big ass thug who rebounds and plays physical and they seem too retarded to do this. Getty bullied by the likes of chet and mara. Top kek
Ty Jerome 24 points in 19 minutes
Told you that getting Lamelo would finally unlock Ant, he was doing too much for years.
didnt know he's already out of league
>>158287645because even fake centers like duren get 40 million a year
>>158287645They DID draft a true center. He's currently recovering from knee surgery.
>>158287594NRL needs better design kits and logos. Shit looks amateur compared to proper leagues
Castle clears Dylan Cuckper
Looks like Dosonmu is just as shit as I said he was gonna be. I'm not surprised, i'm right about most ball related matters. But paying someone based off one playoff series against the hospital nuggers black hole defence was quite obviously bad.
my Wizzies are unstoppable this yearwatch out
miami - milwaukee the first lose-lose trade in nba history
>>158287681You should see what their current logo looks like
>>158287645They'll trade one of their guards eventually if they fail this season
why don't white guys make it in the league anymore? you have the few like luka and jokic but overall there are less white star players than the days of old
the Ws trying to trade Porzingis. wonder if theres any takers
>40pt lead and nobody dropped 30 yetwe're so back
>>158287660i wish he stayed with us
>>158287697what do you mean? Way more white guys now in the NBA than at any point since the 70s
>Slovtroony dead>Seskshit injured>Miami floppedkino day for the basket
The six divisions were a perfect way to divide the NBA cup tournament and make the divisions actually matter and they just said "Nah, let's do a bunch of random shit to determine it instead"
>>158287681For how big it is here, surprisingly really shit branding yeah>>158287690Don't remind me
AD might win MVP
why is no one talking about mavs?
>>158287645Beef stew would have been perfect for them
Banchero almost got a 35 point trippie dubbie
>>158287723This is ANT's year
COUNT IT BITCH ASS NICCAS.
>>158287521You have introduced BDSM into the equation and now the situation has become extremely gay.
>>158287726>>158287580
>Van Vleet returns>Rockets offense isn't just a bunch of isos
40 for ANT
>>158287588Yea as much as Kobe enjoys Luka he ain’t going to even haunt this team
Miami needs a quality guard. Doesn't have to be an All-star calibre but just someone who can contribute on a consistent basis. Mitchell is okay but probably should be a backup, Klay is slow as shit and Hardaway has been disappointing. Also someone kill Jovic for the love of god he stinks
>>158287723MVP at Nordstrom sure
>Keyonte George taking all the shots away from the other jazz players>Cam Boozer 2-10 shooting but rebounds and a few assists
>>158287750stop turning me on man whore
AAAYYYYYYYYYY>*elbow TSJ in the face*
>>158287726they suck
cool gianpiss
run and dunk man tryin to kill people
>Mavs have missed 17 straight three-pointers.KEEEEEEEK
Lakers should hire a guy to sit behind the bench and just heckle Luka every time he starts to play like ass to motivate him >"Nico was riiiiiiiight"
Dirty fucking greek, get the fuck out of here.
>>158287765He isn't a point but I know how you can mend those shooting woes...
>>158287588>three BAWBs who don't play D
Los Trangeles Lelkers
>>158287588yeah podz about to drop 30 burgers
Reed 0/3, 2 assist, 3 TOs
Bron picked the best year to return to the Eastern Conference because these teams are GRIM
>>158287796Throws that elbow around constantly and doesn’t get called on it enough
>>158287817He needs more help
>Rapties up 40What the fuck happened to the Bulls?
>>158287799Kessler is your standard rim running rim protector
>>158287834Kessler is not a rim runner
>gutted their half-decent players to get giannis>"hmm why is everyone bar giannis and bam so fucking shit?"
Nickerbocker fans need to realize that the kind of magic that propelled them last year basically dissipated when they won the Finals. That's it, that's over. The power of friendship, the heart of the City, the magic of basketball--you did it! You won! You hoisted the trophy!Now it's the new season and none of it's there any more. The magic is gone and they're just another team now.But hey, you'll always have 2026.
Dubious Handle and MPJ just gonna statpad all year
Ball and Edwards looking niceIs a Ball going to win a ring?
someone gib me a stream
>>158287817He just needs a little bit to get going, trust
>>158287833my rapties are the BVLLS now
>>158287834His touch is definitely not standard
>>158287833they're chucking threes and shooting 12.9%
CONSIDERABLY smaller free Papa John’s than yesterday’s Little Caesars giveaway. Shamefur.
>>158287842Pat doesn’t care about being competitive anymore he’s in the getting star players to come to Miami so people can sit in seats era
Khaled larping as a Heat guy again after leeching on the Knicks? Fuck these celeb fans bros.
>Caleb Wilson is MINUS FIFTY (50)Ya'll niggas were acting like this nigga was going to walk on water this season FOH with this bust
>>158287567We need a real physical and floor spacing PF to go alongside Wemby. Devin Vasell shouldn't be playing the 4. We have too many guards.
>>158287602Imagine having a career because you sound like another guy. Like Imagine Michael Gordon being in the league simply because of his name lol
>>158287914This dude thought GMs were thnking Shaquille Harrison was the next Shaq
Get my nigga MPJ some help/ He's going to break his back again trying to carry this bum squad
yn already got his first tech of the season
Predict the team that will melt down from player drama this season.
>>158287914This Michael Gordon cat sounds like he had some real potental
>>158287794Just tie a burrito on a stick and sit behind the basket. Lukek would shot 100%
Are the wizards for real?
Lakers-Ws, Blazers-Suns, or Clippers-Kings?
>get the shit slapped out of you in front of the ref>no whistle>complain>get a technicallove this game
>Raptors having sex with the Bullsdamn, this team looks scary ngl
>No moodey or Podz in addition to no Porzingis or butler>No cam carr, thiero or sexton for the lakers
The Heat fucking suck lmao, We backshotted these cunts.
>>158287965Blazers/Suns should be a good game
>>158287965Kangs are lighting the beam on the clipshits. And, Blazers.
>>158287965Would be watching Clippers Kings if Simmons didn't get hurt
>>158287971Is Barners supposed to be good?
>>158287971nah it aint sextheyre FUCKING the bullsanal no vasalineno homo
on paper the pelicans should be able to make the play in every year. but the team never plays up to expectations
>>158287833nothing, they've been ass since they traded rose away
>>158287396...the Heat are going to have the same record as last year, aren't they?
>>158287965Kings going winless without Sosho this season. Shant be watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g336jYy3q1A>$82 million over 5 years just to get ejected in the 1st quarterstill whooping the mavs though
I know it's far from real basketball, but which NBA 2K game taught you the most about the game? Which one did you learn on
>>158287971Raptors really built around Scottie after Kawhi left and it finally paid off by having Kawhi back
a quick look down in Houston
>>158288021None of them tbdesu. Shits wildly detached from reality. But 2k23 eras is fun to see some history.
giannis gonna be seething by thanksgiving lmao
Ive seen enough, give twolves the western conference semi-finals banner
ant cooked us. imagine if he was serious and locked in off the court, he'd be a menace
>>158288044>coach challengenigga, the Rockets are up 30+. literally wasting time
They really let anyone be dancers for NBA teams nowadays
>>158288054Shit looks like he's seething now
My god, it's a good old fashioned BUST bust. They don't make them like this anymore.
>>158287971t's only the Bullsgonna need a real eye test soon
Rudy does fucking everything for the wolves and those ungrateful ass niggas do not ever look for him on offense.
>>158287953heat
Randle can’t win a with these cats
>>158288091>Potential assist
Overall, I'm glad NBA is back.
>Lakers game already 20 minutes late
Don't run when it comes, MVP season loading.
>>158288133>Gets eliminated in the first roundHeh… nothing personnel kid
his lakies
Ant and Melo look like a couple of 7-year old troublemakers with the same haircut
>ginks
In the cold kentucky raaaain
my FUCKING wolvies
>>158288099Ru Man Chu about to become the new sovl now Naz is gone
>>158287953Warriors, curry goes rogue and demands trades
Jazz ain't shit without Kessler
EPM has him better than Luka btw
AWOOOOOOOnice start
luka doncic SUCKS
DallASS still trash. Kyrie or no Kyrie.
MY hornets
>>158288141not if they match up with the nuggets
>>158288182Nico lost
i got the no commentary feed on doris burke night? hell yeah
>Latine
Wolves bros we sleeping good tonight.
Boozer 2/15AJ DNPPeterson 9 ptsI thought this was a loaded generational draft
>>158288178Yo momma's tits
>>158288021I only ever played Live 05 and 2k23 so both of those But 2k23 taught me about setting screens running plays like pick and roll and how to just not take the first shot you have but the best shot because ballhogging doesn't work unless you're too good to ignore physics
ngl the mavs are looking pretty dogshit
>Draybitch getting absolutely destroyed by KessGOD
>>158288194isnt this the only one?
Ive decided to become a hornets fan, down 3 of their main guys, with the worser stars playing compared to the nets, and they managed to somehow grind out a win against Julius Randle Garbage process magnet ball. Yeah. This team may not win shit, but they are special and unique in how they generate advantages despite lesser talent.
>>158288190Many are saying this
>>158288200Keyonte George was taking all the shots
Lob City Lakers LOADING
dang my Suns are still ass
>>158288200>not counting Wilsonbro?
>My Blazies back and better than ever with a 14-0 run on the SunsWhen does Booker ask out?
>>158288224KessLORD > Shaw
>>158288197hell yea brother
>lakers with 3 white startersWhat decade is this
>blazers 16-0 run vs the suns to open the game
Are Wizards and Blazers the sleeper teams?
>>158288229see >>158287907
>>15828822916 pts, 7/21
>>158288232He's fine with being a Sun for life. He don't want to end up like Punished Dame.
>>158288244Wizards are if they can be a mostly healthy team
>phoenix buns
rockets go as far as van vleet can lead them>>158288244blazers shouldn't count. they made the playoffs last year and they have a bunch of defensive dawgs
200 IQ by Ja
>>158288211Naz Reid.
WHAT GAME DO I WATCH NOW
Blazers beat the Sixers 4-0 in the finals
>>158288277The Blazers are raping the Suns right now
ITs fucking hilarious that Curry is still so good but the warriors FO have given up on making moves for a championship since the Jimmy injury
lakers really losin to this warriors team lmao
We're not even going to get single digit wins are we?
Niggas watching "Ja" and Shooker over Sandro Mamukelashvili and Walker Kessler
>>158288091>ynr when that wannabe mavsfag said this bum was a good pickuplol I wonder if that retard hung himself watching this game
>luka is a huge fan of high school musicalwhat the fuck
kings vs clippers last game of the day. hahahha sounds like torture. Who will watch that?
Blazers starting the game on a 17-0 run
>>158288308>watching the washed la teams just because it's curry's retirement tour seasonNah
>pacers struggling against the pelicansoh no no no
FUCK the commentary is back
>>158288304It hurts to be a Bulls fan who was barely in grade school during the Jordan era.
>>158288322He's a closet gay if couldn't tell by now
lol
>>158288334I mean when the Pelicans are getting 37 free throws in a game it's easy for them to beat ANYONE
now 21-0
Always Wrong About Everything Award
They expect one of us in the wreckage brother
>>158288364You're playing a team without a center dumbass bawb
Hali back on 4th quarter demon time.
>Devin Booker made a huge free-throw to cut it to 20
draymond is mogging kessler
It will be great for Ja to get out of that toxic socio economic city of Memphis and moved to a boring Timmy city that will give him focus
4 white guys now this is bizaro lakers now
absolute state of the Phoenix Buns
>>158288401Ja gonna develop a meth and tranq addiction
>25 - 2
Are we at the point in medical science where the average recovered player can at least reach 80% of their previous self after an Achilles ?
>snus are gettiing violated by the israeli blazerslol maybe dillon brooks should've been more worried about playing basketball than lebron, dumb faggot
i wanted to laugh at wemby yesterday
dat wyte boy lookin trim
Andrew Nembhard the MIP this year
>>158288425I wanted to ask how is De'Aaron Fox still alive yesterday after stealing all this contract money
the lakers are gonna be so much worse than last year. their defense is so bad
I like Dillon, but if he's gonna be a paid shill for Underdog and slander SGA, then he deserves to be humbled like this
lel
>>158288433i wanted to ask what fox planned to do with chet's soul
32-6 and its still in the first
>ZION FOR THE WINNNNNNNNN>AIRBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLNever change big Z
the suns are setting......
>>158288433Fox played well that game though
Seriously though, who is stopping this Blazers squad?
WILLIAMSON FOR THREE!
>>158288441lol i thought zion got traded for some reason
The blazers are fine in the west
>>158288441i completely forgot about the existence of zion until reading this lol
>>158288452sun been set after the 2022 playoff meltdown, now its in heat death
lakers d making a bunch of bums look like the 17 warriors
>>158288464I do wonder if Morant’s all star days are done (in terms of overall impact). We’ve seen how quickly a lot of cool smaller athletic guards just fall off hard for decades
The mods to that thicc GTA girl will legit ruin men
I thought they waived Knecht
I hate the lakers but I also like the idea of a really white team so it's confusing.
>>158288498Does she really need mods? Shes already pretty hot
That ad 100% was for himself so he doesn't succumb to the munchies demons kek
>>158288456iran
>>158288322Zoomers are so fucking gay lmao
38-8 now
Niang looks so different without his headband
Warriors are Steph and a bunch of 2k generated rookies
>luka stripped by horford>immediately complains for a foulfucking faggot
>>158288546Thats basically my 2k team with my create a player
>>158288536STOP THE FUCKING COUNT
>>158288546and kripstaps porzingers (eventually)
First win in New Orleans since 2021.
Am I the only one who loves to see the Lakers lose?
>>158288531lol
Why did the Jazz trade Kessler? They don’t have a good enough starting center to provide rebounding and defense (JJJ is slightly undersized and can’t rebound). They’d be a complete team if they still had Kessler
>down by 30 1st qtrsun sisters...w..we have them right where we want them
Rui Hachimura is going to be an all-star this season
>>158288546Curry Jimmy Al and 2ks
>>158288569Dont they also havd Markhaken
>>158288561Dude is dying bro
B L A Z E R S S S S S S S S S S S S SEAT SHIT DOUBTING FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKERS
>>158288581Yea but he’s more of a PF and isn’t a defensive engine
>>158288591sounds like they have 2 centers who just want to shoot 3s
I have a new one LoL>LeBargain
>>158288498I can't wait to fatten her up in-game.
>>158288569KessLORD forced his way out to join his WHITE Brothers
Blazies look so great this year 43 in 1 quarter would have been a miracle last year
That Suns roster is awful holy shit
>>158288569They thought the groomed mormon kid could replace him
dare i say its dame TIME????
So do acl and Achilles injuries not mean shit anymore? Dame already looks back and he’s old. Maybe the warriors have hope if Jimmy Butler gets healthy
>>158288575Katie won, Shitbia lost.
>>158288569Danny Ainge must have unprotected picksHe loves winning a trade
Mavs coming back???
Sun sisters...YOU PROMISED ME WE WERE GONNA WIN IT ALLWHAT AM I LOOKING AT
This is not sustainable
>>158288627Steph is on his post-achilles Kobe phase of his career
KD actually came to play in an early season game. SNF Rants is like the father he never had. Giving him that motivation.
>>158288249Also 9 turnovers btw
Lakers got zero aura now
>mavs hit 100 pointsUhhhh Rockets you gonna play defense??????????
>>158288626I don't watch the Suns a lot but idk what they see in Maluach. Like simply being some tall African dude who can block really well isn't enough to start in the NBA anymore.
>>158288626mmm free agents and disgruntled stars
Lakers feels so fresh without LeOld. A breath of fresh air. Now bring back the Kobe uniforms
Best players of all time 1. LeBron 2. Shai3. A.I4. Westbrook 5. Bronny 153. Kobe
those niggas that wrote off kessler after watching some preseason bum games are punching the wall rn watching this nigga ball tf out
I said it before and I will say it againToronto will win the East
>>158288456in all seriousness their ownerretard thought he could relocate the team to St Louis or Vegas like Clay Bennett did to the Sonics. Except he apparently didn't know expansion was coming so his bitchass is trying to come up with enough money to relocate anyway. The city wants a billion, the state demands at least a 20 year moratorium on relocation and a bunch of other things to prevent it from happening.
Pacies won the trade Zubac was so much better than Myles Turner todayBasketball is gonna be fun this year :)
>>1582886621. Jokic2. Bird
Draymond you fucking imbecile
>draymond yelling at the guy in the back bench with the ipadlol
Drayboon wanted to get the fuck out of this humiliation ritual. KessGOD crushing him
>Draymond antics>Complains>Kerr mad>Draymond gets called for a foul>Draymond goes to the benchthis shit is so old. Why is donkey still on this team
>>158287396Castle's a DAWG but he's like a third option at best. >>158287843Lets be real, they only won due to the Spurs pulling a generational choke job and a fully healthy Thunder team probably beats them in 6.
I'll miss that retard when he's gone.
1. MJSMALL POWER GAP2. KobePOWER GAPErryone else
>>158288613gonna drop 180 tonight
lakers got the ugliest fans in the league
Kessler lookin essential to the Lakers new identity. The defense is looking worse than ever expected however. Oh yeah and Looney news to be replaced already, what a waste of a signing
The Boon fears the Lord
it's one thing to lose, but getting absolutely destroyed on opening night can't be good
>kyrie irving representing australia
I’ve seen enough These cats can’t play. Put in Bronny
Draymond and the Inside Guys discuss the Western Conference Finals GM1 [ESPN]
>>158288575Anyone got that picture of monkey on life support?
>>1582886621. Roy2. Aldridge3. Pryzbilla
>>158288712>Lakxers
>>158288705kerr and cuckry are too bitchmade to call him on his shit so he gets to act out 24/7
>>158288626Just burn the whole franchise down and start overTrade Booker for 1sts and try and draft Braylon Mullins and Tyran Stokes
>>158288708Kobe is my #2 but Wilt and Kareem are also acceptable answers
I'm part of a remote gd team who does various work for nba socials. Last night we did a comeback image with score placeholders and Devin Booker was the star. Not saying anything, just saying.
How serious is the Acuff hype? Seems like the kings are giving him the keys. What is his realistic ceiling? One year all star?
Drayboon acting like it wasn't an obvious moving screen lmao
>>158288575just wait til they unlock that last dude
>>158288737Not even in the top 5 players to ever play for the Blazers.
When did 4chans come back up? I was trying to shitpost on the john at work and apparently a little php vulnie got everyone's panties in a tussle.
>>158288747It's unclear how actually good he is in the context of winning games, but he's going to put up numbers and chuck the lights out
>>158288765>mobilefagyou have to go back
>>158288765Apparently it was a vulnerability that was discord in 2020 but no one did anything about it kek
>>158288747Isaiah Thomas 2.0
>Lakers have the worst season opening game record in the league over the last nine yearsThat's y'all's goat
Well I'm glad the Mavs made it respectable. Should be an interesting season with Baker as coach and Kyrie back.
>15 minutes into season>Drayboon already chimping out>starts barking into Kerr’s faceKerr looks like he contemplates retirement every time that dog breath starts yelling in his face
JUST HAND US THE CHIPSKREEEEEEEEEOOOOOONNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKK
>>158288771Well I'm not gonna visit this hellhole on my work pc. You sound like a NEET, and I applaud you. I miss it really.
SNOWTIME
Sick play by LaRavia
2nd year Flagg is going to be a BEAST. He dropped 32 points
>>158288741wait for 2028. there are some freaks in that class, namely overseas prospects. Boumtje Boumtje is spanish KAT with real defense and has to play at duke for 2 years (this year and 2027-28)the other is Kusturica, 6'9 serbian wing with a good shooting touch and good playmaker for his size. at UCLA also for 2 years.>>158288765about 5 hours ago
>>158288787>jacking off 2 cocks "we out here"leaf fags zesty fr
>>158288747>short PG who just shoots the lights outHe can be Brunson I guess if he develops properly but honestly who knows, he's definitely not draft chaff that's out of the league in 4 years though
>>158288782Lefeel-out game. You should know this by now currcuck
Warturds and Lakshits having an epic midoff rn
>>158288795ah boumtje boumtje is actually american. he just spent the past couple of years at Barcelona
>>158288685It's refreshing to have a big man in the paint who doesn't look like a baby deer. I never saw this bitch ass Turner ever get an offensive rebound and put back once in 11 years.
the lakers are convincing me they can get luka his mvp
Without LeLazy the lakers have intensity
>YOU CAN'T GUARD ME LIGHT SKIN
oh dear, luka is toying with these lil bucks
>>158288819problem is they don't keep it on the defensive end, offense looks way more explosive though
kahwi should have been punished
>>158288837bradley beal could've made a different here
the blazers are gonna booty blast the lakers next week
>>158288789>He doesn't bring an extra laptop to browse 4chan at work.
>>158288837looking like a Team USA vs Angola score
>>158288843Yea the leakers look subpar. They’re playing a shit warriors team and barely look better
>>158288837Why are there so many blowouts in these opening games?
>Cavs at Sixers>Nugs at Thunderboth tomorrow night on ESPN
>>158288837Couldve used cp3 here, he's made for these moments
PUT THE PADS ON, KEVIN
2-24 first win I’ve attended since 2023
>>158288837FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
portland gave up so little for ja. this might be looking like a major steal in a few months
>>158288855our n*gge*s gonna finna pull the upset
>>158288741 >>158288626 >>158288837that will be 70 trillion plus tip
>>1582887581.Buck Williams2.Terry Porter 3.Dan Dickau
>>158288864Ja legitimately has 60 IQ and will turn them back into the Jailblazers.
>>158288864Memphis just wanted him gone.
>Flopka
>>158288859Congrats bro
All of the good guys won today so far.Just need Warriors to come through.
Who beats this team?
Luka is a flopping bitch lolLuka Flopbitch
CurrGODS . . . are we back?
>>1582888812026-27 Portland Trail Blazers >RISE WITH US
KessGOD
Luka to LendeBum
Curry has just been spamming dribble dribble threes the last few possessions. He’s not even moving off ball, just on ball chucking. He’s given up on the warriors already.
>>158288872Nah bro, pretty sure it's something like:SabonisWaltonPippenDrexlerLillard
Kessler is a demon....
Yaxel is retarded
Luka's in his head
Lakers are really sponsored by a guy named Albert
>Lendork
LaKKKers own this league
24 year old rookie in 2026 is wild
Lakers get a free point because Luka got yelled at
Yaxel is a hothead but he’s a decent rotation player clearly
Lendenborg gonna get targeted every possession now
never seen that work
Lucky shot
LUKA JUST SAID "IM THAT NIGGA" TO THIS NIGGA
Welcome to the NBA rook, holy shit, that was kino
LUGOD LUGOD LUGOD LUGOD LUGOD LUGOD LUGOD LUGOD LUGOD LUGOD
this is bullying
Yaxel is SHOOK>austin start hitting some 3s you nigg
WELCOME TO THE NBA YAXEL LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
talk about a welcome to the league moment holy shit
Bluds gonna be on a podcast in a few years talking about his welcome to the NBA moment
Welp, it’s almost 8:30. Time to hit the hay
>>158288902Sabonis and Pippen were at the end of their careers. Walton will be one for some because of the title, Clyde is equally as important but didn’t win a title in Portland. Clyde hated Portland. 1. Roy2. Aldridge3. Miller4. RoLo5. Jack
Luka is about to get a third young son in Yaxel
step up lil nigga
>>158288837>real life human beings spent money to watch this game after waiting all offseason hoping the Suns would be betterDamn your season being done after 1 game is brutal
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG
what keeps kerr going, really? Why didn't he ride into the sunset like he was supposed to after last season
>>158288954money to raise nick kerr
>>158288954He's getting paid max player money
>>158288953Told that lil buck to sit down
>don't tease me lukatoro
how many players can you pinpoint the exact moment when they stopped being relevant
>>158288953>t-that ain't on me!
Yaxel gonna be laying wide awake on his pillow tonight thinking "holy fuck I'm cooked"
>>158288953>uncle tom curry begging for a techlmao
>>158288961>kwabxel
>>158288956why would he name his son nick with the last name kerr? did he lose a bet to mj?
>>158288954He's only 61 and clearly enjoys coaching
dillon "the villain" brooks
No-showing opening night is such a gross move. Feel for Chicago and Suns fans. Ugly man.
BLAZERS DOMINATING MASSIVELYUP 40 AT HALFTIMEDENI WILL BE MVP & FMVP THIS SEASON
Why is Luka allowed to do the roman salute and say slurs to Yaxel without a tech?
I'm gonna start betting on the over/under minutes played by Bronny
>>158288958>>158288956how much is enough?
Blazers 4 Point Guard system genuinely going to revolutionise the league
>foul into technical foul into half court buzzer beaterholy fucking lol
>>158288983LaKKKers supremacy
>>158288953Rude
The burning question: Can the lakers defense hold up?
>>158288990yaxel welcome to the league moment, kekhe was trying to cope and talk back too lel
Yaxel Hindenburg
>>158289000absolutely not. they don't have anywhere close to enough wing defenders to make up for both Luka and Reaves being shit. We're in the West/Goodrich period where yeah they're getting points but simply aren't good enough together to win anything of note
>>158288990>phantom foul>bullshit tech >lucky shotCrazy bro
luka is so fucking trash holy shiti can't believe i simped for this pig
>>158289010yaxel get off 4chan and listen to Kerr's half time adjustments
>>158289000A bunch of white guys ain't defending shit in the playoffsGuys like Dylan Harper, Dusummo, and McCain will have those white boys gassed
>>158289012Hello Takeshi, enjoying your time watching the Los Angeles Clippers?
Clippers genuinely got molested by the league and still have a brighter future than the Kings
Acuff just needs more time...and shots....
Sports are way more fun when they shit talk each other
>>158288989All off season everyone doubted it. Go Blazers
>LaMelo Ball on Changing Diapers: "My girl do all that. It's love fasho. She do all that, know what i'm saying. We got a good gameplan going on. So I know what I gotta do and bring to the table, she know what she gotta do and bring to the table."
ok guys the blazers have scored 72 in the first half so the suns have them right where they want em
Warriors would be winning right now if Podz was playing
So KP is considering retirement and the warriors still trying to trade him
Kings looking like trash without Sosho
yaxel isn't even a real name
>>158289041Most salient thing this peanut brain has ever said
>>158289041is this the same baby mama that got caught with all those drugs in her car?
Doris looks scrumptious tonight
Luka trying to bait that scrub into a 2nd tech
>>158288978Chill jew, it’s the buns
>>158289022im a foid
I am just not sexually attractive to Doris
Will Luka become ingrained in the celebrity that comes with being a laker? Will he get his own Madison Beer?
>P.J. Washington -27Coop can't win with these cats, trade PJ and start Risacher
>>158289058
>>158289066>cubs girl has migrated to /nba/ now that the cubs’ arch rival is in the ‘eriesgrim times for cubs girl
happy to see thybulle healthy and getting a chance
>scores>immediately jaws at LukaI think Drayboon has been whispering at Axel about how to chimp out
KessGOD already has 7 dunks
Opening night at Staples Center is so fucking SOVL. Only team worth watching in this shit league are the LaKKKers
warriors will be lucky to win 20 games this season.
>casually the best team at the rim in the league in you're pathMy lakies frying
Nuggers @ OKC tomorrow, thats when the season really starts
>>158289078Same, we could have a strong Australian team.
>pajeet movies being marketed now
what the fuck is that jeet movie
>>158289069He was being a bitch crashing out about Tari bumping him, kinda deserved
Hahahaha literal Hindu mythology movies have ads now
>>158289086>OKC vs play-in teamSeason started yesterday when the Spurs got belted
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Every big not named DeAndre Jordan can thrive with Luka. DeAdre's play style didn't mesh well with Luka. Luka needs bigs who run, and DeAndre doesn't run. Or Jump. Or dribble, Or shoot. or do anything worth a damn on a baseketball court.
>>158289067>>158289074You don’t see the vision
>>158289090>>158289096India Superpower benchod
okay luka is unironically toying with the warriors now lol
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