Previous >>158287396Snowtime Edition
i'll post here
Use this non-jew thread
LaKKKers all day
Curcuck already tired out
this is the one
why the fuck couldn't Ayton do this?
Luka is gonna get Kessler like 15 easy points a game
LakeLORDS
>>158289106It's different this year.
Welcome, KessLORD
Why did Curry re-sign
Suddenly Luka became likeable again.What changed?
Warriors have no answer in the paint
luka is unironically toying with the warriors now lol
This literally is just like Semi-Pro where they discover the alley oop
the lakers look competent bros...
Kessler has 8 dunks so far
>>158289130because he was always a soft bitch that wanted to play a faceup game
where's that retarded ass leaf who said kessler isn't a rim runner
>>158289106I will never watch a game doris burke is workingFucking retarded cunt
Rockets are tied for first in the West ahead of the Spuds. Imagine losing your season opener at home.
Starting to think my suns aren’t winning this game
>>158289145that's a foul...no 2 fouls!
>>158289130because ayton is a bitch and a retard who thinks he's hakeem when he has no post game
>>158289157Couldn’t be my Wizzies
>>158289160I’LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
>>158289153Right here. Let's see him do anything against a team with a center.
Warriors are -22 since this rookie scrub opened his mouth and challenged Luka
why did the larriors not get a center kek. Don't they no that the big man era is back? Manlet chuckers are out
>>158289130Too retarded and soft
>>158289160you rang?
Warriors playing the long game of trying to ruin Kesslers knees by having him dunk too much
>>158289130He didn't wanna be like Capella
>>158289173reminds me of that asian girl who proclaimed she let white dudes creampie her in order to "destroy the white race"
>Lakers fan>Smile and optimism restored
Hey Luka, where's your kid at?
just let book statpad
>>158289169they could have chosen Aday Mara instead but they seriously thought they could have somehow swung a trade for AD and gotten Lebron in FA
He was good today, praise Allah.
>>158289181He's playing him right now
>>158289181
Dame must be so happy he has a good team in Portland
>>158289168Its the same type of shit the Clippers would pull and Luka would just get hot, then Dein Shooker did the same and he torched them. This dude Luka just replies with game and destroys these niggas
Focused Ja
>>158289186Wouldn't matter who they drafted, this team is stuck and can't improve unless they trade Curry or Draymond
>>158289191One last run
Being down by 40 in the first game of the season must be the worst feeling ever
stop the count
>>158289191CHAMP SHIT ONLY
What's going through Lurrys head rn
LUKA HAS BEEN UNLEASHEDI REPEATLUKA HAS BEEN UNLEASHED
>>158289213why are the teams reversed
my rapties won by 40 today if anyone was wondering......
>>158289218>i fight back from injury every time for this bullshitbut he's too proud to ever demand a trade despite no one would ever blame him for leaving
>>158289186Another Larriors L.
>>158289191>mfw when i get out of the hyperbolic time chamber
What happened to the heat?
He's HaliBACK
>>158289130Too willful.Everyone on this team is a mindbroken Luka slave and it looks fucking awesome.
>>158289239incurable strain of greek aids
>>158289218that'll be 100m please
ok guys just keep giving kessler dunks until he blows his knee out
Devin Booker welcome to _______
>lakeshit getting uppity just because they're beating curry ft santa cruz warriors
>10 dunks>most since >shawKessLORD
If the Lakers shoot another 3 the rest of the game you bench that player. Just keep going to the rim where Warriors have no answer
>Lakers next game is hosting the clippers on Friday
gaygay is too much of a redditor to do the 5 white guys lineup
ive seen enough give kessler MVP
whose dumb ass put the larriors on tv?
Watching all these games is making me hungry
Holy fuck Dorris nobody cares
>>158289253
>doris starts telling a story
the warriors need to make this a game so luka can statpad
>They're trying to make me Clint Capela. I'm not no Clint Capela!
The Instagram zoomers are really gonna hype Steph for dropping 30 in a 40 point loss
>>158289269Hell yeah I'm not the only one
Did Curry give up on this team already
WE'RE ONLY UP BY 40
Watch the way Doris talks about Ziaire. I swear, that is a succubus. An absolute guzzler
>trades this to their own conferencewhat the FUCK were they thinking?
is it weird that booker never ran for a "super" team? or is he just comfy in phx?
This Lakers team is gonna kill the Clippers. The scary part is they're not even trying
>>158289290Doris is a freak. If you can tell you know ball
>down 41 to portland
>>158289294Plus LA is an hour away by plane when he gets bored. He has a massive compound he built so I don't think he wants to leave
i feel so bad for steph curry for years he has had shitty players as a supporting cast he wont ever win again
>>158289292Live by the Tatum, die by the Tatum
>Hansen
i really cannot believe someone pays doris burke money to talk on tv
>>158289294he's a Kobe disciple and wanted to mamba mentality shit. The problem is the suns have been incompetent ever since they let go of Dantoni barring that 2-3 year stretch with cp3
>>158289294Didn't he have KD and Beal for a few years
I like the way Grimes attacks the rim. He can finish well
>>158289294>never ran for a "super" teamIt's called the 2022-23 Suns. It failed because they didn't have any depth and Booker, KD, and CP3 all played like 40 minutes a game.
Man, GS is washed up. Time to retire, boys.
>>158289327ya but beal tore his pussy and pretty much never played meaningful minutes.
Warriors genuinely so sorry
>>158289320A real man can tune out a woman's voice on command
damn old ass horford still hustlin
>>158289141leBITCH ruins morale
>we want bronny
WE WANT BRONNY *clap clap clap*
Fuck no we don't want Bronny until the end. He's the victory cigar
Let my nigga bronny get some minutes damn!
>Yax still talking down 30kek
>little ass niggaLel
>>158289309I don’t feel bad for him. Not only does he have 4, and is known as the best shooter ever. If he wanted to he could ring chase. He’s exactly where he wants to be. Retiring in Golden State is more important to him than ring 5
>>158289294Running to a "super team" hasn't worked out for most guys.
>miss my parlay because the trash ass warriors let Luka sit the whole 4th
no one defeats yaxel lendeborg by 40 points
quick question: who is yaxel?
bruh is acuff serious
>>158289378Luka's youngest son and brother of Devin Booker
>Got Lakers Warriors and Suns Blazers on multiview when I should just be watching Kings Clippers
>>158289378don't worry about it
>>158289372>parlayRetard
>>158289372>Nice try goy, maybe next time!
9 minutes of garbage time now
>both games are blowoutsgreat fucking job Silverman
>>158289349Crazy stat. Gasol and AD were soft as fuck
luka really turned kessler into prime shaq. meanwhile ayton gets 15 minutes on the wizards lmfao
Get BRONNY in it's the only reason I'm still watching
>>158289408Gasol played in an era where defense was allowed
>>158289410bro is 12-12 from the field
the kangz have completely broken Keegan's spirit
the warriors have cut the lead down to 30
>>158289428HUGE 3 TO CUT LEAD DOWN TO 27!!
>>158289422Keegan and Sabonis when from big parts of the Mike Brown offense that took them to the playoffs to watching these 2 guards chuck em up freeze the rest of the team out for the Doug Christie "system"
>>158289432JJ REDDIT FORCRD TO CALL A TIMEOUT
the lakers need more white boys
>>158289432Need bronny in there to put a stop to this bleeding
>30 point blow out>Chuka still below 40% from the field with 6 TOsNot surprising
>Jake Laraviaholy fuck he's still on the lakers LETS GO
im actually excited for the nba season what the fuck is happening
Shitka shitcic xisters.......have we gotten cocky??
BRONNY IN
HE'S IN
RIP Lawrence. That man was just as important to the Lakers history as anyone else
ENTER: The Humiliation Ritual
Sorry Warriors you are now in a Make A Wish moment
laravia ded
laBAWBvia ded
>scoot outscored brickyama on opening night
rip laravia
Lakers losing white boys by the day
>last time a Laker player went 12/12 or better was WILT CHAMBERLAIN
Yeah yall laugh at bronny hahaha nepo baby yardda yadda he sucks and so on! well guess who is standing on his own in this league! And guess why? HARD WORK something you probably never heard of......
Great foul from Bronny seeing his teammate injured. Eyes up stuff
>Laravia downGET HIM ANGEL REESE PUSSY NOW
PUT THE PADS ON, KEVIN
>>158289482And the next time....>LEBRON JAMES JR.
Looks like badly sprained ankle not a knee explosion
>>158289483hard work is for talentless retards
The fuck is up the de-sync on espn?
>>158289483When society collapses you aren't gonna survive shooting a basketball
>>158289485LARAVIA NOOOOOO
It's okay guys, Jake just wanted to watch Angel from home
>>158289249Shanghai Sharks
>the Larriors can’t even be competitive against the LakeksgrimCurry won’t play another playoff game
When is that boy Lebron gonna retire he said he wanted to play with his son and now he has. Retire unc
Sun sisters...We'll write off this game as a post preseason game
>>158289505>the Larriors can’t even be competitive against the LakeksThey're missing about 100m worth of cap space
So that's where Vogel went
>basketball is on tonight>it’s just a bunch of blowoutswhat did Silver mean by this?
>>158289408>>158289419gasol wasn't soft he just wasn't a dunker, he was a stretch fourdunking was andrew bynums job
The century of humiliation continues for Jared Vanderbilt
>>158289446>warriors go all in to stop one player>fail to do so and also make a scrub look like shaq in the process while losing by 30luka btfo!
>>158289515>Jalen Green>25pts>with 33% shootingthis nigga hasn’t improved one bit
LAKERS WIN
The Lakers are slowly transitioning to an all white team. Why is LA so racist?
>>158289538He's a chucker through and through
>>158289537>warriors go all in to stop one playerThey were letting a rookie play 1 on 1 with him lmao
>>158289493The broadcast has been weird tonight
>>158289479Henderdem900n is better
This shitty league is nothing but shit teams or a blow out
LAKIES
>Wolves>Blazers>Spurs>Thunder>GrizzliesWest is gonna be scary this season
>>158289542the rockets got rid of him for that very reason didnt they? you’d think he’d learn by now.
>>158289533Oh so he was soft. Correct.
BRONNY HIT A FLOATER
lmao the crowd going crazy when the victory cigar hit the shot
>>158289556Yeah. Amen & Sengun were emerging players when they traded him for KD. Sucks they haven't taken that leap yet
>>158289556chuckers gonna be chuckers. His destiny is being a 6 man with somebody who can set him up so he doesn't have to think much. What the suns are doing is a great disservice to all of their players, especially Book
Last Laker to have a debut this nice at center was Chris Mihm in 04-05 against Denver
BRONNY TEARDROP FLOATER
>>158289540>world of fagcraft>black cock uninstaller from ur own assfaaaaaag
>>158289565Game ended 30 minutes ago
>bronny hitting shots over steph's corpseKEK
This isn't even my Lakies final form. Young Bull and the rookie are still out.
>>158289553You forgot a team>>158289556And his playoff numbers were dogshit. I told yal this dude is actually fucking retarded.
Malika is so beautiful
>>158289540>>158289572post hand instead of seething
steph bros..
>>158289578u right. Rockets gonna be legit this season
I LOOOOOVE LA
a whole lot of teams got that ass beat
Kings might actually go 0-82. Losing their star PG in Sosho really fucked them
>>158289601Nah Lavines gonna lead them to 10 wins
>>158289599currys reactions are hilarious kek
brook lopez is still playing and putting up double doubles
It's so fucking funny how you can tell EVERYONE on the Lakers is glad LeBron is gone.
>>158289622Don't think bronny is m8
i'm happy that the nba is back :)
>>158289629me too
1st full day observation: there are several rosters that don't make any fucking sense. The bucks, kangs, pels, suns, jazz, and mavs had a whole offseason to sort shit out. Are they aware that tanking is finished
The kings fucking stink
Silver needs to do something about these blowouts, shit's unwatchable. Worthless jew fuck.
>>158289657Yeah there were a lot of BTFO games the last few days, weren't there? More than I usually remember to start a season.
>>158289585>seethingkek nice one, martinez
>>158289540that bracelet better not snag on my shaft you bitch.
>>158289515Dillon Brooks is still on the Suns what I thought they traded him or something
>>158289638bucks just traded away giannis and essentially blew up their team, makes sense they're in disarraypelicans have gone full sunk cost on zion and still think he can take them to the promised land so the team is built around the idea of zion instead of what he actually isjazz only exist so ainge can hoard dozens of draft picks and "compete in the future"suns are stuck in a death spiral thanks to the kd and beal tradesmavs are trying to rebuild on the fly keeping the old finals core praying flagg turns into lebron 2.0and the kangz are eternally cursed
>>158289657Worry not, Silver’s “motivation” is in progress
Bronny is low key happy LeBron sr is goneNow he can finally build his own legacy
I know you wanna rub, I know you wanna touchI know you wanna feel, so Walker, keep it realI know you wanna see, I know you wanna beIn my B-E-D, grindin' slowly
>>158289691>2 points and a turnover in a mega blowouthis legacy is gonna be a trivia question
I'm washing dishes and I hear Chuck chimpin out from my living room
I predicted the Timberwolves would win around 56 games. They looked great tonight. Miami is not a bad or even average defensive team on paper and they got lit up.
BASKETBALL GODS SMILING ON ME AND MY CLIPPERSKEATON PLEASE SAVE US
>[Slater] Yaxel Lendeborg said he “lost all respect” for Luka Doncic after facing him tonight because he said Doncic was “complaining the entire game.” On his interaction with Doncic: “I told him he sucks. He can’t score on me.”KWABBABB
luka buck broke this rookie
>>158289710>Miami is not a bad or even average defensive team on paperliterally one of the worst defensive backcourts, and really only bam and giannis are good and consistent
>>158289678They should have traded Zion 2 years ago
Luka was 1 - 6 when guarded by Yaxel btw.
>>158289720>listening to Puka crying the entire game I'd probably feel the same way
>>158289728luka made him chimp into a technical and then luka hit a halfcourt shot in his face 20 seconds later
>>158289719>>158289720I appreciate the enthusiasm but this retard needs to remember he's 24, he doesn't get leeway like most rookies do
>>158289719i thought he hit a half court shot over him tho
>>158289733Luka will be fat again in 3 months
Which teams have been officially exposed?
>>158289720a based retard is still based nonetheless
>>158289738miami heat
>>158289738Celtics
>>158289728uh huh keep cryingfootage of the 1 make btw
>>158289720>seething AFTER the gameoh no he's actually mad
>>158289738the "we're trying for real this time" Jazz have to be #1 based on expectation and matchup
>>1582897443 pts on 6 attempts is pretty sad tho lol
>>158289738SunsKnicks
>they showed the Suns score on the Rockets center video boardlol
Apologize
>>158289773probably at kds request lol
>>158289774sorry
>>158289774he played 34 minutes without injuring himself??
>>158289774never!
>>158289773The Suns are just an eternal-loser team. They stink of failure. It's all Shooker's doing.
>>158289774#positive
Dylan Harper is a cuck KEEEEEEK
>>158289801Is that a travel?
>>158289801
>>158289774Wizards vs Sixers ECFs
You guys just wait until Giddey gets into a rhythm, just you wait.
>>158289804> Spurs Cuck franchise, cuck culture, cuck stars. All I can say is...YABBA DABBA DOO
>>158289816Ant is a cuck toogiving womeme money after impregnating is very cucky is Dylan Harper a bigger cuck? probably
my yearmy teammy game
>>158289810the gather run
Dylan Cuckper and Steph Cuckrry should link up
>paki wakes up with being cucked on his mindyou can't make this up
>my grizzgods shock the world>/nba/ decides to erp cuck fantasies
>NBA opening week during the WNBA finalswhy???
>>158289842you can't play basketball with nails that long
>>158289815Can't be in year 5 and still don't this shit>Bulls really gave up Caruso for him
>>158289842>I will never be able to smash my face in a 7 foot womans boobies while cooming inside her while my legs and arms are wrapped around her like a spider monkey as she carries me>I will never get a circle twerk in the showers after a WNBA gamewhy???
>>158289852She rebounds and shoots layups
>I joined this nigga that scored more than Kobe but we still losing?
>>158289816Kiss the rings, nigga
>>158289867The Celtics only have two* titles in 40 years
kill me
>>158289880you got acuff tho
I'd feel bad for Sacramento but their fans are the biggest crybabies
Teams that will probably be fine:-Spurs-Mavs-Warriors-Heat
>>158289885>Heatthey lost by 25 with giannis getting every call while taking the ball from half court to the hoop without dribbling. it's literally over.
>>158289885Warriors are fucked
>>158289885what exactly is fine about the warriors? Beyond the obvious lack of talent their whole style of play feels outdated or at least too hyper focused around steph who clearly isn't the engine he once was. They are turbo fucked
>>158289885Warriora are over bro. Curry can drop 40ppg and this team will still lose.
Warriors really gonna wait for Jimmy
It's funny when the Warriors lose to the Lakers how much they cry about it. Always excuses
>>158289910you have to realize that these are warrior "fans" who didn't even know the team existed until 2014, they're not used to losing or the complete dumpster fire that the warriors were throughout their history until 2014its going to be funny as hell watching the warriors regress to their irrelevant status, they might even move back into oracle after curry retires lol
>>158289927in San francisco theyre all valkyries fans now or spurs/knicks. I swear to god, I've seen so many fucking knicks hats and jerseys or heard people talking about brunson
>>158289933you don't live in sf, stop cappin
>>158289941I'm in the sunset right now, bitch. every fucking bus in the city says GO VALKS on the electronic display
>>158289927Oh 100%. Warriors are gonna go back to irrelevance soon enough. They got their life long diehards that spawned with this dynasty, but we all remember Warriors from Latrell choking out Carlisemo to We Believe 2007
>>158289941No he definitely lives in SF. Valkyries are the buzz of the town. You'll see grown ass men wearing Valkyries jerseys
>>158289970Shame Reese injured Gabby
where the FUCK BAWBstralia at?ant nem won nigga
My blazies winning it all this year. We stacked as fuckAin't nuthin stopping us. How the hell do you defend against this team. Fucking no way mang.
After two nights of basketball I can confidently say thatMVP LukaDPoY WembyMIP Nembhard6th man who caresAll NBA 1st teamLukaShaiJokicHaliAnt
>>158289996>TF>TPYoure pedo hiding there aren't you
>>158289821>is Dylan Harper a bigger cuck? probablywhat happened to harper?
spurs are gonna be alright
national blowout association KWAB
>>158290003not really a pedo if you only go for 18+
>>158290006some ratchet bitch exposed that Harper's gf sucked and fucked the ratchet bitch's boyfriend and how the ratched to Harper and Harper was fine with iteven Harper's dad is defending the cuckery
talking about Cuckper being a cuck makes jeets (they love basketball americans) very mad, be wary
>>158290031kek what a cuckold
>>158290031lmfao ron harper is rich, his sons are rich, and you're focused on social media. you might be the cuck.
>>158290046>>158290040KEEEEEK based
>>158290031LOL
Lebron is still growing
>>158290043For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul? Or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?
>>158290073ayo gib me nba skrilla and i lick nigga cum from my gf n shieeeet
Maaan my blazies are so fine in the west.I'll be sure to be back when my Blazies beat the Sixies in June.
>>158290031>klutch mafia's strongest soldier
>>158290073if you believe that shit then you literally ate the body of a man you homo freak
>>158290031>>158290006>>158290035>>158290040>>158290046Dylan Cuccitini
>>158290071That's why he the GOAT. Jorcuck getting smoler due to the drugs and gambling addiction taking a toll on him.If only he was able to pass on that genetics. Bronny is a midget compared to GOATBRON. Like having a 5'9 father and a 5'1 son. Shit's hilarious i
>>158290092You think wealth means it’s respectable to have a woman that’s cheats on you, you worship money. Sad….
>>158290100you think you can use the bible as a weapon. you're literally retarded.
>>158290031Man Ron Harper is forever cucked by joining 2nd greatest of all time Jordan's super team just to be able to win a ring.Ron Harper was a baller but he cucked himself and his only known role was to pass the ball to Jorcuck. Man cuckoldry runs in the family mang.
>>158289927Why would they go back to Oracle? They just built this new are a
>>158290106Dylan Harper eats a pussy filled with another niggas cum and you think it’s ok because he has money, I’m using it because it’s the most impactful piece of work in western history and it’s responsible for how we see the world morally
>>158290094kekkies
>>158290127>i don't believe this but maybe it will work on yougive it a rest sukhdeep
>>158290146Dylan Harper sukh cum deep from her hole
Chokic B2A losing streak continues today
>>158290152>more cuck fantasiesyou jeets are never beating the allegations
Early as fuck but here’s you top five 1.sga2.luka3.brunson4.ant5.jokic
>>158290212jokic hasn't played yet and ant beat everyone ahead of him
>>158290217we all know jokic will continue to do what he does.
>>158290127>Dylan Harper eats a pussy filled with another niggas cum and you think it’s ok because he has money, I’m using it because it’s the most impactful piece of work in western history and it’s responsible for how we see the world morallyKEK bodied that flip
my wuff :)
>>158290152KEK bodied that flip again so bad he's projecting Dylan Cuckpers cucking unto others
The Yaxel Lendeborg postgame interview was funny as fuck
yaxel sounds like a jewish puzzle manufacturer
>>158290118>the day gen Z learned that 4 was less than 6, is the day Jordan got a super a team
>>158290043>so what if she's a whore. at the end of the night, she goes to bed beside methat's what you sound like rn bitch ass nigga
New season and like clockwork you just argue about semen, dicks, cuckery and who's the biggest bitch ass white boy
>>158290212brunson aint top shit. Lucky ass chucker finally came down to earth. Maxgod is better
>>158290212How could you not put Ant #`1Did you see him yesterday?
>>158290212Take FagTA and Brunson off this list and it's somewhat salvageable
Claim your rookie FC's. I'll start>Cameron Carr>Nate Ament >Darius Acuff Jr.
The hawks surroiunding Jalen and CJ with 4 top perimeter defenders in NAW, Dyson, Dort, and Wiggins. They never gave that to Trae
>>158290381BrunGod had a bad game. He’s gonna make up for it on Friday vs the gaytics. >>158290409Ant is great but that heat squad is buns. I wanna see him play OKC or something>>158290423Post your list bro
>Rookiesnot cheering for fellow zoomshits but they're black and use shittok and paint their nails and share their girlfriends
>>158290619Why is he so gay
>>158290610LukaJokicGiannis AntCade
Wemby had his worst shooting game ever and OKC barely won. Don't let them brush that off.
>Wagler>15/5/5 and 2 steals on 50/50/100 splits with only 1 TO in a WAs a Clippers fan this one meant a lot, its been a tough last few months and this is a small bright spot. I know the Kings are ass but this is promising. Wagler just looks smart out there. I see him evolving in the future for sure and he already looks confident, making good reads, I just like this kids game already. Needed this one bad bros.
>>158290156Really, what a fuckin faggot to write this gay shit. Like a give a fuck if some dudes girlfriend cheated on him man needs ti shut the fuck up with this hoe talk bullshit this is a fucking basketball thread. Fuck LeBron James
>>158290661>As a Clippersdidnt know Frankie Muniz posted here
>>158290661>As a Clippers fanyou consciously chose this?Or was it forced on you? Like rape?
>>158290648I feel like the cuck posting about Harper is a bit of cope because it's obvious that in about six months he's going to be the Spurs' second-best player. If him and Wemby are playing elite by the time May rolls around they at minimum make the WCF again.
Wemby is elite, Harper is a cucksimple as
>>158290661>As a Clippers fan
>>158290676Incidentally I saw Frankie Muniz play in the celebrity All Star game as a kid>>158290678We used to get the tickets for free, but Ive always been a root for the underdog type guy. I just couldnt root for the Lakers given how much success and how much of a juggernaut they already were.Its been a tough 15 years, thats for sure. The first 3-1 collapse I remember throwing my remote at the TV (a CRT) causing it to turn off. The 2021 3-1 collapse I didnt even watch, I felt pure disgust in my soul.This current team has some surprisingly good young players alongside Wagler and I think the future is actually better than most people expect. Whats crazy is that even with the pick situation (which is being blown out of proportion) I feel pretty optimistic about this team. I like Wagler already, plus Yanic and Kobe Sanders are solid, Yanic is especially interesting, when he comes back keep an eye on him. Ingram and Strus are also both good players too. This team shouldnt be an easy out, it has good defenders and is well coached.
going iso on giannis antetokounmpo and then doing a step back three is kind of a bad shot but if it goes in i guess it's a good shot
>>158290769Ant will do that shit against anyone, its his go to.
Ty Jerome > ANT > Luka
