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>October 23
Ipswich Town vs Nottingham Forest 20:00

>October 24
Aston Villa vs Manchester City 12:30
Arsenal vs Everton 15:00
Coventry City vs Fulham 15:00
Chelsea vs Tottenham Hotspur 17:30

>October 25
Crystal Palace vs Newcastle United 14:00
Hull City vs Brentford 14:00
Liverpoo vs Brighton & Hove Albion 14:00
Manchester United vs Bournemouth 14:00
Sunderland vs Leeds United 16:30

>Barcola and Munoz absent from Liverpool training
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is this the Manchester United battered by Hull City, 10 man Spuds and Como discussion thread?
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSYYYYYY????
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>>158296594
Nah this is the battered by manure twice and finished below them DESPITE half a billy thread.
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>>158297525
Lmaooooo
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*enters the thread*
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>>158297702
The call him Florian Squirtz in the changing rooms
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>>158296559
Could see Estevao going to PSG this January
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>>158299177
Why
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Bit of a masterstroke from INEOS to buy 2 CAMs and 1 CDM to replace Casemiro (CDM) when they needed an additional CDM while Casemiro was there.

I'm sure that won't leave a gaping hole in the midfield and couldn't be foreseen.

Also INCREDIBLY specialist to not get a LB to cover that injury prone pudding Shaw.
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792733794284724.mp4
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i quite like kate mason
good voice for podcasts
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>Aston Villa 3wins
>Man U 1win 2loss
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>Man United have 2 wins all season, against Ipswich and Sabah
Surely that can't be true????
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when will they start kneeling for antisemitism
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this is an /epl/ exclusive but i'm hearing that if carrick gets let out of his misery, eddie howe is the preferred choice for the new manchester united manager
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https://x.com/Villa_Verse/status/2113244719333699930

KEK
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all smiles
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The super 6
Arsenal 1-0 Everton
Coventry 2-0 Fulham
Chelsea 4-1 Spurs
Man Utd 1-1 Bournemouth
Liverpool 2-2 Brighton
Sunderland 0-2 Leeds
Odds on
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>>158305424
don’t normally bother with this but these are some good odds
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>>158297702
if acne is a studio then call me 20th Century Fox
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>>158305433
united beat bournemouth just because it will drag out the carrick saga and create more manure infighting (poop throwing if you will)
coventry are being overrated a bit and fulham underrated, think a draw
same for sunderland leeds. sunderland arent actually that bad and are getting desperate for points they will be well up for that at home
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Carrick is getting fired after the Bournememe game
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>>158296559
Dear Sir Ratcliffe,

I do not have a black belt in judo like Wilcox does, but watching him run Manchester United feels like getting thrown onto bare concrete every weekend.

Look at his track record against us:

Crucial winger for the Blackburn side that snatched the title from Sir Alex in 1995.
Over 100 matches in Leeds white.
Over a decade building the Manchester City academy machine that knocked United off our perch.

If someone hired a deep-cover operative to hollow out Old Trafford from an executive swivel chair, they would not change a single line on his CV.

Allegiances aside, his actual professional performance is staggering.

First, he dithered on Erik ten Hag, handed him a contract extension, and binned him a few months later. We gave him a pass because the regime was brand new.

Then came Dan Ashworth. United endured months of public drama and paid Newcastle a heavy compensation fee to secure him as the sporting mastermind. By December 2024, Ashworth walked out the side door, leaving Mr. Benedict Wilcox to scoop up his responsibilities and take the director seat.

Now look at the carnage. Rúben Amorim was ousted after clashing directly with him over his interference in team affairs. Now Lisandro Martínez, a player who leaves skin and bone on the pitch every match, is publicly questioning his squad building and asking what the hierarchy is actually doing.

Sir Alex established one non-negotiable rule: No individual is bigger than the club. He ran a ruthless operation, but his staff delivered results and protected the dressing room. Wilcox has brought the paranoia and the internal friction without delivering the competence.

When the manager, the recruitment chiefs, and the senior players all run into the exact same executive wall, the problem is not only on the grass.

If this has been an elaborate hit job on behalf of City and Leeds, fair play. You got us.

If not, Mr. Ratcliffe, take the keys back.

Signed,
United Fans
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Earlyyyy Trooni bakeeeeyyyy
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>>158296594
>is this the Manchester United battered by Hull City, 10 man Spuds and Como discussion thread?
Yes Tranure got Hullied
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>>158296594
man U got beat by Como?
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>>158296594
4-1LMFAOOOO
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Lisandro Martinez calling last season “fantastic” is peak delusion when you remember the third-round FA Cup exit to Brighton, the Carabao Cup humiliation by Grimsby, and zero silverware to show for a third-place finish that still left them outside the Champions League conversation they pretend they belong in.
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Nothing captures the current state of the club quite like their own centre-back admitting the performance was “really POOR” and that this isn’t a Champions League quality side anymore.
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Martinez expecting more investment and more from the technical director is the kind of honesty that only surfaces once the dressing room realises the project is already dead on arrival.
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The fact that a senior player has to publicly say “if you don’t change, next season it’s a big problem” tells you everything about how little faith exists inside the building.
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Changing managers every five minutes while ignoring the rest of the club’s structural rot is the purest United tradition left.
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Jason Wilcox being part of the Blackburn side that once cost Ferguson a title feels almost too perfect the ultimate sleeper ABU now helping run the place into the ground from the inside.
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Arne Slot currently has the exact same number of Premier League titles as Mikel Arteta, David Moyes, Louis van Gaal, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, Ralf Rangnick, Erik ten Hag, Ruben Amorim and Michael Carrick combined.
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Conceding four to part-time pepperoni slicers is the natural endpoint of this project.
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Como absolutely dismantled them and the only surprising part was that anyone still expected otherwise.
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Common USA melty
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Carrick and Bruno Fernandes already having public friction is the classic early warning sign that the next managerial sacking is already being written.
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Bruno’s little speech about the staff deciding not to press man-to-man and “leaving a little bit of space” is the most polite way a captain has ever said the tactics are complete nonsense.
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Saudis wanted him last summer and the body language suggests he’s already halfway out the door looking for a strong finish somewhere that still has ambition.
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Watching Baleba gift the third goal against Como after all the hype is the purest comedy the season has produced so far.
They installed a Sunday League coach and then acted shocked when the team started playing like a Sunday League side.
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Poono Penandes kek
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wtf this american never misses. every post is correct. HOLY BASED
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The lack of fitness, total absence of a press, and baffling tactical setups under Carrick are not bad luck they’re the direct result of the appointment.
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Mbeumo and Cunha arriving for big money and immediately going quiet is the new Gyökeres and Eze special.
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Bruno Fernandes might be the most petulant captain the Premier League has ever seen all the arrogance of a serial winner with none of the actual silverware to justify it.
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>>158305155
That would be the perfect /Mug/ choice.
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A bit weird for Lisandro Martinez to cry about how the sporting director didn't sign his replacement. Maybe if he wasn't shit then they wouldn't need to strengthen the squad.
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United fans spent years complaining Ten Hag was too pragmatic and Amorim was too rigid, only to end up with a manager who appears to have no coherent idea at all.
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The saddest part is looking at the upcoming fixtures and realising you cannot confidently pick them to win a single one.
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TRANSCHESTER DILATED
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RAPED by Como
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Im having to duck and cover from all the trvth nvkes being dropped itt.

>>158305649
its the opposite, he wants to be benched because he wants to see united win. any player they currently have that actually cared about winning would want to be benched too. theyre all shit, he just admits it instead of shitters like shaw who has stunk it up for a decade hoping he doesnt get replaced.

infact the only players united should want to sign are the ones that dont actually want to go there because those ones actually care about winning trophies and not money. the ones willing to join this shitshow are only going for the money and dont care about winning which is a red flag
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Part-time pepperoni slicers Como
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Dead man talking time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObBjGpIGZNI
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Manchester United have had a problem with player power ever since the "muh chips" incident that they've never addressed.
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Are Man U the new Spurs?
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Mantroony in a bodybag
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>>158305649
>>158305627
Kek based
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>this americhad bullied dave out of his own thread
holy kek
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you dont have to put every red cafe post you read in a separate post here @yank
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Tran U are so dogshit that it's distracting everyone from the fact that Man City are cheats.
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Mantroony fucked off to go suck cock in the Stretford Sikh end
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>>158305731
>Man City are cheats
yeah they cheated the red cartel of their dignity
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Imagine the curry smelllll....
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Calling themselves a big club while collecting two wins against Ipswich and Sabah is the most little-club energy imaginable.
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Nothing screams “elite European force” quite like getting taken apart by Como and then pretending the project is still on track.
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KEK Martinez admitting the club isn’t Champions League quality anymore is the kind of honesty that only arrives once the dressing room has already accepted mid-table as the new ceiling.
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>>158305731
>Tran U are so dogshit that it's distracting everyone from the fact that Man City are cheats.
Tran U are the KWABOTY
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hey guys, i watched the carrick press conference, he opened up with a 6 minute monologue about how much he loves united and how it's all about humility, then answered every question pretty much with i'll do what's best for the club. not much real information to gleam from this presser
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They spent the summer getting snubbed by actual targets and still talk like they’re competing with the sides who actually land them.
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Bruno Fernandes delivering tactical lectures while the team forgets how to press is peak little-club captaincy all noise, zero control.
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The fact that senior players are publicly questioning the technical director and the investment tells you the hierarchy collapsed months ago.
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INEOS looked at a squad crying out for defensive steel and left-back cover and somehow decided more attacking midfielders was the answer. Pure little-club problem-solving.
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Carrick’s side currently has the fitness levels of a pub team that only trains on Thursdays.
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Watching Baleba get pickpocketed for a goal after all the hype is the perfect microcosm of the modern United signing: expensive, overrated, immediately found out.
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They change managers like most clubs change kits and still act shocked when the same structural issues remain.
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Third place last season with early cup exits and zero trophies is only “fantastic” if your ambitions have already shrunk to little-club size
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The upcoming fixtures look less like a Premier League run-in and more like a series of traps a mid-table side hopes to survive.
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No pressing, no structure, no mental fortitude just a collection of individuals waiting for the next individual moment of magic that never arrives
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Bruno’s Saudi flirtation last summer suddenly makes a lot more sense when you watch this version of the team week after week.
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They still talk about “standards” while regularly getting dismantled by sides with a fraction of the budget and none of the history.
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Little club energy is spending big, missing targets, then blaming the manager for the fifth time in a row.
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LizzyMartinez having to bite his tongue after another poor performance is the new club tradition honesty only after the damage is done.
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Man called Lizzy yanno
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The midfield currently has less control than a Sunday League side that lost its best player to a stag do.
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Stag do bros....
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Calling this a rebuild while the squad gets softer, slower and more chaotic with every window is the ultimate self-own.
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uh oh sissy melty
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They used to be the standard. Now they’re the cautionary tale other big clubs quietly point at when they want to stay disciplined.
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Transchester Dilated bottling against Spurs and then getting battered by Atleti is the perfect summary of the current squad’s big-game temperament.
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Nothing says little-club energy quite like watching Transchester Dilated go missing the moment the match stops being a training exercise
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They spent years talking up Amad as the future only for Transchester Dilated to deliver the same soft performances once the lights get bright.
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One moment of promise followed by another disappearing act the classic Transchester Dilated special
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While the rest of the league produces reliable wide players, United keep rolling out Transchester Dilated and hoping the highlight clips still count
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Getting cooked by Como and still having Transchester Dilated as one of the brighter sparks is how far the standards have fallen.
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Little clubs produce players who go missing in big games. Transchester Dilated is simply matching the badge.
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Fabian Hurzeler is commiting managerial suicide if he the rumours are true United are willing to the 45m release clause. Lung busting Japanese wingers are not in United's modus operandi
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Tran U hear the Dilated sing? I can't hear a fucking thing
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Brighton's manager pre-SNUBbed tranny dilated though
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best /epl/ in a while ngl
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Getting snubbed all summer, failing to land the players everyone else wants, and settling for midtable leftovers is the new recruitment model.
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Transchester Dilated going missing again is the most reliable thing about this little club right now.
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They still talk like a big club while collecting wins against Ipswich and Sabah like it’s a successful campaign.
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Martinez dropping truth bombs about the club not being Champions League quality is the closest thing to competent analysis coming out of that building.
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toasting in an epic bread
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INEOS spent the summer missing every serious target and then acted surprised when the squad still looks like a mid-table project cosplaying as contenders.
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How many SNUBs Mantroony?
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>>158305601
What triggered this?
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>>158305549
we don't sign our posts here
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Bruno Fernandes giving tactical interviews while the team forgets how to press is peak little-club captain behaviour, all speeches, zero standards
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Carrick’s side currently has the structure of a team that lost a bet and had to play the rest of the season with a hangover.
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>>158304229
KEK
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Watching them get dismantled by Como and still hearing people talk about “the project” is comedy gold
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Little clubs change managers every six months and blame the last guy. United have turned it into an art form
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The fact that senior players are openly questioning the technical director tells you the hierarchy is already in free-fall.
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Janitors?
Do your job that sharmoot pays you for.
I want to discus the english premier league ahead of this super saturday.
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They signed Mbeumo and Cunha for big money and both have gone as quiet as a library. Classic United recruitment special.
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Transchester Dilated bottling the big moments is just the squad’s personality in one player.
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No fitness, no press, no spine, no plan, just vibes and hope that Bruno produces a moment of individual magic.
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Calling third place with early cup exits “fantastic” is the kind of delusion only a club in decline can produce.
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The upcoming fixtures look less like a Premier League schedule and more like a series of potential embarrassments
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They used to set the standard. Now they’re the cautionary tale every other big club uses when they want to stay serious.
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Little club energy is spending like a giant and still looking soft every time the match actually matters.
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>>158305937
yank is heroically filling this thread so we'll have a proper thread for the weekend.
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Bruno’s Saudi exit rumours make more sense every week this current side takes the pitch.
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They keep talking about standards while regularly getting outplayed by teams with half the budget and none of the history.
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BATTERED EVERYWHERE THEY GO
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If Carrick would just play Mainoo they would never be in this position.
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liversissy has mantroony on the ropes here
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zamn what a goated vread
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The midfield has less control than a pub side that lost its captain to a works do.
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spam and I hate united
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worksdo bros...
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They really fucking signed Carlos Balebabababababa
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>>158305917
Waheyyyy in /epl/ today we all feel like Como
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Bruno hates Tran U
Warra assist
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Add another assist to the tally
Bruno assisting me in shitting on top of a pile of Manure
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The ENTIRE footballing world is laughing at grim little Transchester United
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Mainoo signed a new contract, scored a goal and suddenly he was world class again
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You now remember the Indian fans being angry that Tranny Maguire didn't get called up for the World Cup
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the yank has trojan horsed daves thread
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Mantroony on a cocksuck break
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Dave, Liversissy, AW and DSL are all the same person btw
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Como beat the Chomos
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>>158306040
and you know this how gb?
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Nothing says elite club like watching Transchester Dilated bottle it against Spurs then get cooked by Atleti the next week.
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The entire project has Transchester energy now, all identity, no substance.
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Bruno giving another speech about tactics while Transchester Dilated and the rest of the soft midfield get walked through is pure comedy
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They change managers like most people change socks and still end up with the same Transchester vibes every single time.
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The midfield has less steel than a Transchester pride parade in a strong breeze KEKKKKK
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The whole squad has that soft Transchester aura now. No press, no fight, just vibes and the occasional Bruno moment that still isn’t enough
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Martinez dropped the mask and said it out loud: this isn’t a Champions League club anymore. The rest of them are still doing the corporate denial routine.
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>>158306073
this is the kind of honesty that only surfaces once the dressing room realises the project is already dead on arrival.
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Your little Butcher said your club is a meme.
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Lads check out this new meme I've just come up with
>troono fernandes
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Transchester Dilated bottling the big games is no longer a surprise, it’s the business model.
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Mbeumo and Cunha arrived with big fees and main-character energy and immediately went full background extra. United recruitment special.
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Little clubs talk about standards while collecting wins against Ipswich and Sabah and calling it progress.
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OH TROON CAN YOU DILATE
BY THE HOMELESSLY NIGHT
I'M SO PROUD OF TRANCHESTER
WITH THE HRT WE SHARE
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OH THE LAND OF THE AGP
AND THE HOME
OF THE
PAKTROON
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Transchester Pride.
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>"If he looks at himself in the mirror, if Martinez and all of them looked at themselves in the mirror, they'll find what's looking back at them is them, and that's not good enough. They need to show more."
Wayne Trooney might be the thickest cunt to ever live
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>>158306076
>Lads check out this new meme I've just come up with
>>troono fernandes
I was a fan of Poono bit Troono is a BANGERRRRRRRR
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TROONO
TROONO TROONO
TROONO TROONO
TROONO
TROONO PENANDESH
SNUBBED BY
SNUBBED BY SNUBBED BY
SNUBBED BY SNUBBED BY
SNUBBED BY
MATEUS FERNANDESH
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>>158306074
The Mountie™ is right on the money with this assessment about The Project™ (The Transition ®)
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Mike Penders (21) is going to be starting this weekend because Robert Sanchez is at Como and Emi Martinez at Coma
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The fact that Como tore them open and half the fanbase still talked about “the project” is the funniest part of the season so far
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Como grooming scandal absolutely tearing open little Manchester Dilated
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>>158306117
>>"If he looks at himself in the mirror, if Martinez and all of them looked at themselves in the mirror, they'll find what's looking back at them is them, and that's not good enough. They need to show more."
>Wayne Trooney might be the thickest cunt to ever live
Kek.
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Honorary /mug/
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Mantroony folded.
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Transchester United are out here collecting moral victories against mid-table sides and still talking like the 90s never ended.
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>Matheus Cunthairs
>Benjamin Sexhole
>Troono Penandes
>Bryan Mbumhole
>Diego Dalit
>Amad Dilato
>Fartus Spackford
>Manuel Poosharte
>Arsloss Balebored
>Luke Shaw (fat)
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The badge used to mean something. Now it just means Transchester Dilated plays lop their cock off
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Little club behaviour is changing the manager, keeping the same soft players, and acting surprised when the results stay soft.
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Carrick’s pressing instructions appear to be “maybe later.” The team took it literally.
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>>158306167
>De Ligterally lopped his cock off
>Luke Shaw(ly) he can’t get any fatter
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Transchester Dilated in a big game is the football equivalent of bringing a water pistol to a knife fight against a back alley Tunisian
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They still sell the history while the present keeps serving up Transchester Dilated masterclasses in disappearing.
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Battered everywhere they go is no longer a meme, it’s just the fixture list.
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Transchester United turning up to away grounds is the modern equivalent of walking into a trap with a blindfold on.
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS ANYBODY SEEN DILATED TROONY?
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Little club energy is getting battered at home, battered away, and still releasing a statement about “taking the positives.”
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Carrick’s tactics against decent sides currently amount to “absorb pressure until the battering begins.”
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>>158306167
>>Matheus Cunthairs
>>Benjamin Sexhole
>>Troono Penandes
>>Bryan Mbumhole
>>Diego Dalit
>>Amad Dilato
>>Fartus Spackford
>>Manuel Poosharte
>>Arsloss Balebored
>>Luke Shaw (fat)
Fartus Spackford KKKKKKKKKKKKEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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Little clubs get the occasional heavy defeat. United have turned “battered everywhere they go” into the brand.
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Hey bossman I'll get some fish and chips make sure the fish is beer mannied (battered)
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Bruno’s interviews are starting to sound like post-battering coping mechanisms.
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Post Batter Stress Disorder
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The only consistency left at the club is the guarantee of another battering waiting around the corner. Oh oh sometimes I get a /mug/ feeling
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Jewke Shat playing Modern Warfare today then?
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Can I get the fish supper with extra batter
make it Transchester style, completely soft in the middle
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Bossman why’s the fish already destroyed
it’s on the United special, battered before it even hits the plate
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One fish and chips please, hold the mashed up hammies
just batter it like Carrick’s midfield every away day
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Bossman I’ll take two battered sausages (Oh no not in that way, this isn't Transchester)
one for the team and one for the project
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Mate can I get the chicken goujons
extra soft in the middle, just like Transchester Dilated in a big game
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Bruv the prawns look lively
don’t worry, they’ll be fully Transchester’d by the time they reach the table
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why's the yank lost the plot
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I’ll take the onion rings
serve them already beaten, the authentic Old Trannord experience
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>>158306271
It looks good, cant blame him
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Prawn toast for the table
extra soft, no spine, disappears the moment any real heat is applied
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>>158306222
Last I heard he was swallowing a Slovenian sausage
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Matheus Cunthairs arrived with main-character energy and immediately went quieter than the trophy cabinet.
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Bryan Mbumhole cost a fortune and contributes less than the average corner flag.
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Luke Shaw (fat) is available for selection roughly three times a season and still somehow keeps the left-back spot warm.
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They spent big on Poosharte and Balebored and somehow the midfield still has the structural integrity of wet cardboard.
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Matheus Curryhairs
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https://youtu.be/MYWWmw8ld_Q?si=gNjA6rfIVozV0cI7

I miss this so much
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I forgot about Poosharte
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Bryanjali Mbum-poo
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Luke Shawarma (fat)
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Old Trannord currently smells like a combination of broken dreams and a poorly ventilated curry house.
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They don’t play football anymore, they just serve up soft performances with a side of poo.
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Amad Dilato floating around the pitch is the football equivalent of a floating turd in the Ganges, hard to ignore, impossible to respect.
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Ahmad Dilallosh
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Luke Shawarma (fat) availability calendar:
Jan: injured
Feb: injured
Mar: injured
Apr: “close to return”
May: injured again
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Old Trannord atmosphere right now:
blocked toilet + broken dreams + someone still trying to sell you a scarf
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Luke Shawarma’s hamstrings have filed for divorce and still somehow get more game time than half the squad.
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Amad Dilato’s heat map is just a single sad dot near the halfway line where he went to think about his life choices.
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Everything ok pal?
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Como 4-1 Transchester United
Italian side that wasn’t even supposed to be in the conversation
turned them into a public toilet
Curryhairs invisible
Mbum-poo somehow even quieter
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Como didn’t just beat them.
They took the entire project into a back alley and left it in a puddle.
#raped
#gaped
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como took one look at that midfield of balebore and decided to turn the entire match into a public execution. four goals. no resistance. curryhairs stood around like he’d never seen a football before while mbum-poo went full ghost mode and dilato floated through it all like a turd that somehow learned to jog.
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YEAH YEAH YEAH, YEAH YEAH YEAH

Bravo; Zabaleta, (c) Kompany, Otamendi, Kolarov; Fernandinho, Yaya Touré; Sterling, de Bruyne, Sané; Aguero. Pep Guardiola

De Gea; Darmian, Blind, Bailly, Valencia; Fellaini, (c) Carrick, Herrera; Martial, Mkhitaryan, Rashford. José Mourinho
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the scoreboard said 4-1 but it felt like a mercy killing. troono poo-nandes did his usual captain face the whole time as if frowning hard enough would stop the next wave of attacks. it didn’t. nothing does anymore. this club gets battered the way other clubs get results
>>
mashit mount and sand-n(ey) looked like two lads who met five minutes before kickoff and decided defending was optional. como walked through them like they were made of wet tissue and bad decisions. shawarma (fat) watched from the bench as usual. the whole thing reeked of little club energy and poorly digested curry.
>>
He's been going non-stop for 3 hours
>>
transchester united have officially reached the stage where getting spanked 4-1 by como is just another tuesday. no shame left. no fight left. just expensive passengers and a captain who thinks another interview will fix the fact the team shits itself every time someone presses
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>>158306458
>YEAH YEAH YEAH, YEAH YEAH YEAH
>
>Bravo; Zabaleta, (c) Kompany, Otamendi, Kolarov; Fernandinho, Yaya Touré; Sterling, de Bruyne, Sané; Aguero. Pep Guardiola
>
>De Gea; Darmian, Blind, Bailly, Valencia; Fellaini, (c) Carrick, Herrera; Martial, Mkhitaryan, Rashford. José Mourinho
How is that team better than the talent they have today
>>
como didn’t just beat them
they fucking humiliated them
>>
YEAH YEAH YEAH, YEAH YEAH YEAH

Mignolet; Clyne, Matip, Leiva, Milner; Lallana, (c) Henderson, Wijnaldum; Mané, Firmino, Coutinho. Jurgen Klopp.

(c) Lloris; Davies, Dier, Alderweireld, Walker; Wanyama, Dembélé; Son, Alli, Eriksen; Kane. Mauricio Pochettino.
>>
4-1 and it could’ve been six
that midfield of madaughter mount got torn apart like it owed como money
curryhairs stood there like a lost tourist
mbum-poo went so missing he needs a missing persons report
dilato floated around doing absolutely fuck all
>>
troono poo-nandes pulled the same tired captain face while the scoreboard laughed in his face
shawarma (fat) sat on the bench where he belongs
>>
this isn’t a blip
this is who they are now
a soft, expensive, directionless little club that gets battered by anyone with a pulse
>>
they don’t compete
they just show up and get violated
and somehow still talk about standards
>>
YEAH YEAH YEAH, YEAH YEAH YEAH

Courtois; Azpilicueta, Luiz, (c) Cahill; Victor Moses, Kanté, Matic, Marcos Alonso; Pedro, Diego Costa, Hazard. Antonio Conte

Cech; Monreal, (c) Koscielny, Mustafi, Bellerin; Coquelin, Oxlade-Chamberlain; Iwobi, Ozil, Walcott; Sanchez. Steve Bould
>>
lost to fucking hull
let that sink in
hull.
>>
the midfield of maipoo and balebore got walked through by a championship side like they weren’t even there
curryhairs contributed less than the corner flag
mbum-poo went full witness protection
dilato floated around doing his usual soft cunt routine

crooks could unironically walk into their starting lineup
>>
this isn’t a bad result
this is a complete and total embarrassment
a soft, gutless, overpaid little club getting bent over by hull and still finding ways to talk about “the process”
>>
Want another one or do I stop?
>>
lost to hull
fucking hull
a team that shouldn’t be allowed to share the same postcode as a premier league side just bent them over and made it look easy
>>
Premier League tonight
Two teams better at football than Spurs
>>
the entire midfield was a disgrace
two soft bastards who couldn’t win a tackle if their wages depended on it
the forwards went missing like they were allergic to the ball
the captain stood there doing his usual empty stares while hull carved them open for fun
>>
they talk about history
they talk about standards
then they go and lose to hull and expect people to take them seriously KEK
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They transitioned so hard that they stopped winning trophies and started winning troonphies
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looks like our boy isn't due for a return to action yet :(
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>>158306549
Keep going
I'M READY FOR THE MAGIC NOW
>>
drew with spurs
and somehow that still feels like a defeat
>>
ninety minutes of soft, aimless, gutless football
no control
no urgency
no one willing to grab the game by the throat
just a big expensive squad jogging around waiting for something to happen
then looking shocked when nothing does
>>
they’ll call it a point
they’ll talk about character
they’ll pretend it’s fine
it’s not fine
it’s another reminder that this is a little club in a big shirt
happy to settle
happy to draw
happy to keep being average

AGAINST SPURS
>>
ordered the full english
came out undercooked and cold
just like tran u against ten-man spurs
>>
YEAH YEAH YEAH, YEAH YEAH

Robles; Holgate, Pennington, (c) Jagielka, Baines; Gueye, Schneiderlin, Davies; Barkley, Lukaku, Mirallas. Ronald Koeman

(c) Schmeichel; Chilwell, Huth, Benalouane, Amartey; Gray, Drinkwater, King, Albrighton; Vardy, Slimani. Craig Shakespeare (RIP)
>>
asked for the steak well done
they bottled it and served it raw
classic, guess my chef was Michael Carrick
>>
one chicken tikka masala please
make it collapse the second any pressure is applied
exactly how Troon U handled a numerical advantage
>>
can i get the burger with extra bottle
tran u special
looks solid until it has to finish the job
>>
the fish was battered
the performance was worse
failed to beat ten men and still called it a point
>>
they had the man advantage
still managed to serve up a half-baked draw
kitchen’s a fucking mess
>>
>>158306623
Drinkwater......
>>
I'M READY FOR THE TRANNICK NOW
>>
Mantroony gone missing
>>
Carrick on the verge of crying in the presser
>>
Imagine if El Troono Penandes played for a big club
>>
On October 23, 2016, Chelsea battered Dilated 4-0.


Courtois; Azpilicueta, Luiz, (c) Cahill; Victor Moses, Kanté, Matic, Marcos Alonso; Pedro, Diego Costa, Hazard. Subs: Chalobah, Willian, Batshuayi. Antonio Conte

De Gea; Blind, (c) Smalling, Bailly, Valencia; Herrera, Fellaini; Lingard, Pogba, Rashford; Ibrahimovic. Subs: Mata, Rojo, Martial. José Mourinho
>>
>conceding 4 to part time pepperoni slicers
United are FINISHED
>>
carrick has to step down now right?
>>
4chan may be unreliable but you can always count on /mug/
>>
>>158306730
yeah he's stepping down to the Championship and taking Man United with him
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA
>+ that Carrick and Bruno infighting
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA
>>
Both the team and Carrick are done.
>>
>>158306725
>On October 23, 2016, Chelsea battered Dilated 4-0.
>
>
>Courtois; Azpilicueta, Luiz, (c) Cahill; Victor Moses, Kanté, Matic, Marcos Alonso; Pedro, Diego Costa, Hazard. Subs: Chalobah, Willian, Batshuayi. Antonio Conte
>
>De Gea; Blind, (c) Smalling, Bailly, Valencia; Herrera, Fellaini; Lingard, Pogba, Rashford; Ibrahimovic. Subs: Mata, Rojo, Martial. José Mourinho

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA
>>
>>158306725
Jlingz broz.....
>>
.
>>
WE WISH YOU A MERRY /MUG/MAS
WE WISH YOU A MERRY /MUG/MAS
WE WISH YOU A MERRY /MUG/MAS
AND A KWAB OF THE YEAR
>>
/mug/buemo
>>
>>158306740
>yeah he's stepping down to the Championship and taking Man United with him
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHH
>>
Earlya Troona Bakea
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS ANYBODY SEEN DAVINDERRRRRRRRRRRR????
>>
They'll buy Nico Paz for 200m as revenge
>>
>>158306760
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA
>Garnancingz
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA
>>
Mantroony in a spliff
>>
>>158306800
theyre calling him "the next veron"
>>
18. Man U
19. Crystal Palace
20. Sunderland
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>>158306874
200milly for a bench player
sad!
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>>158306874
lol
>>
>>158306882
>18. Man U
>19. Crystal Palace
>20. Sunderland
Clock that part.
>>
>Vincent Kompany has been rushed to hospital in an ambulance after collapsing at Bayern Munich's training ground
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>>158306998
>The 40-year-old manager had been dealing with a stubborn viral infection that caused leg issues, made climbing stairs difficult, and prompted him to sit down during a 6-1 win over RB Leipzig
Won't beat the juice allegations at Bayern
>>
>>158306998
'ax 'atus?
>>
Michael carrick situation?
>>
>>158307052
Collapsing
>>
>>158307086
This one gonna fly over a lot of heads but definitely popped me
>>
Popped and Lopped just like de Ligt
>>
Popt and Lopt
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>>158306998
They had a player bid rejected by Poopensharten SV.
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>this reply/image ratio
Gimmickspergs must have been spamming again
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>100 new charges
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Feared that tonight’s match would feature the irrelevant 16 (formerly 14) but it’s even worse than that, practically a championship match
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>>158307197
17*
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>>158307197
>Championship match
So it’s Spurs vs Tran U?
>>
Shitting on Shitty
:)
Being a simp
Fuck off to your containment zone you Indian simp freak
>>
>>158307240
>>Championship match
>So it’s Spurs vs Tran U?
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHH
>>
>>158307019
probably reached his brain and caused him seizures or some shit
F
>>
>Sakashit out for the season
ohno, which pacebabby will Tuchel call up now?
>>
>United and Liverpool (and Villa) get easy CL draws
>United still fuck it
How?
>>
>>158307370
>out for the season
God I wish there was only two months of this season left. Ngumboa or w/e his name is from Liverpool most likely.
>>
>>158307508
>Ngumboa or w/e his name is from Liverpool most likely
Probably. The (pro-Liverpool) media hypetrain has been going at full speed after they scraped past that midtable Spanish side whose star player is 33 year old Ayoze Perez.
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>>158307086
How many more weeks till it's fully collapsed?
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Mantroony fled.
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>Transfield
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>>158307019
It's mad, I've never heard of Xhaka suffering this
>>
>Not even a thread for tonight's game
>>
>>158307827
>>158307891
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>>158307827
I've looked three times through the catalogue and nothing
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>>158307893
how could you do this to me
>>
>>158307904
keylogger
>>
Apparently the EFL are up for deducting City points if PL does and it and they get relegated (but unless it's 110pts then City could probably still survive because it's another season I see multiple clubs getting less than 20pts).
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>>158307827
>efl game masquerading as a premier league game

not for me clive
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>.
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>>158307827
Nobody cares about the irrelevant 16 mate
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>>158307165
Banning american flags would vastly improve epl
>>
not reading this yank spam, why even bother?
>>
>>158308597
must be a US holiday today, never seen so many yanks at once in here
>>
>>158308622
Probably Liversissy on his VPN again
>>
Spurs were so thick to sell Lankshear
>>
>>158309090
mmm just seen
>notlob
>>
A draw is the thinking man's result
>>
AND YOU'LL NEVER
SEE
AN OLD MAN
EAT A
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRSSSS
BAR BAR BAR
>>
I like the current opening/closer of premier league matches.
But nothing will surpass the one with the kasabian song
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>>158309307
>BAR BAR BAR
(to the tune of The Beach Boys 1965 hit Barbara Ann)
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>>158309322
I'M ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>158308123
What was this about?
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>>158309291
This is true. Predicting them was how you won the football pools.
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>>158309419
i still don't understand the pools
i tried reading up about it, the wikipedia article only talks about how it came into existence
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>>158309431
It was like a big club and all the members had a sheet of fixtures they could mark predictions on.
>>
Dramok, when the cheeks clapped
>>
For me it was Spot the Ball
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>>158309582
>>
>>158309307
phwoar love karl
>>
An actual 6 hour sissy melty.
>>
Terrible thread
>>
windy day tomorrow for it
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>>158310669
https://youtu.be/x1peC9_QOiE?si=uBEHPWTBSJaKeUE1
>>
Mantroony out getting bummed in the Gay Village
>>
>Under-pressure Manchester United boss Michael Carrick delivered a passionate and emotional address lasting five minutes and 30 seconds as he battles to save his job.
>And he refused to rule out dropping skipper Bruno Fernandes for Sunday's Premier League meeting with Bournemouth at Old Trafford.
>Instead of taking his seat and answering questions as normal in Friday's scheduled pre-match media conference at Carrington, Carrick said he wanted to start himself.
>It was a strategy former boss Sir Alex Ferguson used, although the legendary Scot rarely spoke at such length.
Buck status:annihilated.
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>poono said the club is stuck in the past
>carrick then proceeds to talk about ferguson, rooney, and dem man
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how long until bruno gets the sack
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The entire world is laughing at the grim little Transchester club
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>I am TROONO, son of TROONO
TROONO Fernandes at the wheel
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who on earth is waking up and thinking yeah i fancy a bit of jake humphrey on my drive to work
>>
He might be grim but would rather Jake Humptits than your token foid talking about football and trying to be one of the lads
>>
>No God Four until 3pm
Dullo
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>>158296559
October 24
Aston Villa 2-2 Manchester City 12.30
Arsenal 1-0 Everton 15:00
Coventry City 3-2 Fulham 15:00
Chelsea 4-1 Tottenham Hotspur 17:30

>October 25
Crystal Palace 0-0 Newcastle United 14:00
Hull City 2-1 Brentford 14:00
Liverpoo 0-3 Brighton & Hove Albion 14:00
Manchester United 2-4 Bournemouth 14:00
Sunderland 1-3 Leeds United 16:30
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>>158309633
>his balls HAVE to be there!
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN MANTROOOOOOONEH
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>>158316601
Why are you posting this random lady with her below average art piece?
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>>158316817
It's a lot better than those indistinct blobs that the scouse blob does tbf
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>>158316601
That's a tranny on the right
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>>158317078
would tho
>>
>meanwhile in the EFL it's racism week
cool, does this mean I can racially abuse our "winger" for being absolutely shit
>>158309633
based Bottom poster
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>>158316601
I don't believe she painted this
>>
Early tranny bake KEK davina is seething
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>>158317269
I don't believe "she"
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i'm back
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>>158317351
from watching Japanese cartoons?
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>>158317676
for me it's calling them Chinese cartoons to really drive home how dismissive I am of them
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>>158317735
this but unironically
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>>158315024
Ad rates for these middle-class wankerfests must be amazing because there's no way anyone's listening to most of them
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>>158309291
plagiarism isn't for the thinking man though
>>
the gooning man's result says whattttt
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>>158318106
I knew that sounded familiar
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michael carrick
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can the mighty villa do it lads
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Anything from the trolley lads?
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This team battered Liverpool.
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>>158318313
courtesy of refball
>>
Manchester is red!
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>>158318313
Same Liverpool that also conceded three against the mighty LASK and Mercadona FC. It's not a big deal.
>>
>+18 GD
Brighton are crazy lads
>>
>Jackson's birthplace is uncertain: several sources claim he was born in Banjul, The Gambia, while Chelsea and Bayern official profiles claim he was born in Djibonker, Senegal,
>>
the invincibles season will never be topped.
>>
Adrian Durham just kick-started the 3pm coverage with "How good were Aston Villa?" - so that'll be the media line but actually they really weren't good. Not a slight on Villa but City were HORRENDOUS
>>
>started painting my kitchen at 8:30am
>just finished in time for the 3pm games
>knackered

fully expecting my muscles to start screaming at me in an hour or two. At least I can laze around and watch football now.
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>>158318471
d-d-did i see le plagiarism????
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>>158318408
strange that the media never mentioned how LASK battered the mighty Sporting Lisbon who finished top 8 last season and made the quarter finals where Arsenal struggled against them
>>
Shitizen truly has a one-track mind
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>>158318476
it was topped in 18/19 when Liverpool went undefeated with 100 points
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>>158318509
oh, and won the Champions League
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>>158318509
>7 draws and one loss
>losing to City
if only
>>
Como 4-1 ???
>>
>>158318476
Chelsea topped it the following season, they only had one loss which was due to a dodgy penalty in a 1-0 loss at future sham club Man City.
Arsenal dived at home for a penalty for a 1-1 draw to Portsmouth.
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>>158318106
Are you suggesting that am stealing your posts? Because i am NOT. Rather even offended by your accusation here.
Next time i'll make sure to study the archives so that i don't mistakenly nick your precious words.
>>
>>158318517.
>Arsenal dived at home for a penalty for a 1-1 draw to Portsmouth.
real talk
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>>158318517
sorry anon no head canons now only facts.
>>
Did Jordan replace Kuwaiti?
>>
Mad fucking windy out
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>>158318630
can't say you didn't warn us
>>
SLOP SIX FC LOST TO VILLA LMAO
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>from 250kpw to 10kpw
dang
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>>158318698
How nuclear toxic is his reputation behind the scenes that he can't even get a better offer from a Championship club in his home country? Fellow mutt Kyle Walker is on 75k a week at Wolves for example.
>>
>>158318698

Bordalás thinks he can wrangle these mixed race bong pariahs. Problem is that Greenwood was a dedicated professional, he'll be in for a surprise with Sancho
>>
>>158318698
>from 250kpw to 10kpw
It isn't though is it
It's from 0 (he is literally unemployed and not gaining any wage) to 10k per week
>>
Imagine earning "only" £10,000 per week. Oh nooooooo.
>>
He just wants to stay up late playing video games, please understand
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>>158318760
Walker's at Burnley
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>>158318800
In top-flight football terms it obviously is a bad wage
But when you're a free agent i.e. earning zero....
>>
Neverton are so useless
>>
Manchester City lost earlier ok
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>>158319042
too irrelevant to get discussed imo
>>
Daily Mail had an article about how Spurs can beat Chelsea today. With Spurs the media seems to just forget on a weekly basis just how appalling they are
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Mantroony was on the street looking into my car
What the fuck is his problem
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>>158319406
thanks I was recording that
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>>158319434
so you're the guy walking into games with a large camera hidden inside his parka
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>>158319493
>with a large camera hidden inside his parka
no I'm just happy to see you
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>>158319520
;)
>>
joao pedro missing from the chelsea selection; it looks like geovany quenda, who is portuguese (born in guinea-bissau), will be starting in his place according to my sources
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>>158319546
is your source the club posting the starting 11 on social media?
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>>158319550
>>158319550
>>158319550
totten ham vs chel sea match thread
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>>158319574
i used the bbc live blog, i think they're a pretty reliable source
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>>158319582
I'm holding out for the official match thread or worse comes to worse the /comfy/ thread
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I wasn't paying attention to formations.
When and why did meta change from 2CMs and 1DM to 2CM and 1AM?
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>Moyes
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Arsenal win
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GoFundMe for Donnarumma's Hair Transplant WHEN?
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>>158320024
he should ask david silva who did his
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he somehow managed to scam another club
>Rotherham United have signed Brandon Williams on a short-term deal until 23rd January 2027.
well that's oddly specific, only 3 months?
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>>158320044
David Silva's will have to be stripped now I'm afraid.
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>>158320046
Contracts in League One and below are rarely for more than two years at most. This guy hasn't played since last winter.
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>>158320096
well they could've done a pay-as-you-play contract til the end of the season.
also just checked their standing and seems like they may go down to national league damn
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just noticed a hospice can sponsor a L2 club? is british hospice usually wealthy enough to sponsor a club?
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i went out with an umbrella today because weather has been really bad, i used to think umbrellas were a women fashion item like high heels or purses but hearing carrick talk glowingly about umbrellas i gave one a try and it's really nice it keeps you a lot drier than a hat or a newpsaper over your head
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>>158320160
given the current state of Rovrum (town and football club) it's fitting
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>>158320539
>i used to think umbrellas were a women fashion
worked with an Irish fella who would give me guff for my 'brella but he didn't understand how much walking I was doing on the commute
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Chelsea are fucking SHIT
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>>158320160
a lot of the time charity sponsors are given money from the club rather than the other way around. which makes sense because charities are just a racket anyway.
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Madison ded yet again. Last what, 2 games?
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Here comes Palestra from Italy
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Did Penders just clean punch the ball into his own net??
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>PENDERPS
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From bad to worse, damn
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Don't want to see any of you cunts saying Chelsea have had a good season
it was never true but now it's not even funny
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UH OH STINKY Chelshit lmao
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Rent boys seething?
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>>158322695
Need to see another angle. If the corner was on target it should be given to Fernandes like when Madookie was gifted a goal when the Leeds keeper clean punched the ball into his own net
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>>158322838
Well yes. That is generally how it works.
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It's gone from worse to awful
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OH MY DAYSS!!!!
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now Chelshit have made Mathys Tel look like Son Ming-Chong
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Spurs never getting relegated now
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>handing the 27-28 EFL Championship title winners a win like this
peak KWAB play from Chelsea
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>>158322695
he was going to punch it away clean but van hecke jumped into him. you know, the kind of thing david raya always gets a free kick for
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talk about spurs not the other team
stop being obsessed
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>>158323198
>>158322769
Hilariously I think Van Hecke only hits him after he's already punched the ball. Can't tell for sure but I imagine that's why it wasn't disallowed?
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didnt expect that
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>>158323180
>title winners
they'll be title winners alright...IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP!
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The gimmick spastics will be enraged by that result
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>Cartel member (cheated worse than City but were too shit to dominate so no one cares btw) throw a game for the pity cartel member to help them not get relegated
Banter league. Banter sport.
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battered
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That'll be 2 open play goals in 25 games against the Sky 6 for Cole 'Cold Penmer' Palmer
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The rentboys have done a major stinky and gave tottenshit a win.
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>>158323682
he will be suspended against utd now
might be a cancelled /mug/
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>battered by spuds
Disolve shartsea NOW
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>>158323722
nvm it will be against liverpool in the cup
/mug/ is safe
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>Chelsea have received 9 red cards since the start of last season
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vampire wanker
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>>158323896
Riggi Redclubtini
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bracing to hear how cole palmer "isnt that sort of player"
i mean he either is that sort of player or hes dogshit at putting his feet where they're supposed to go which is sort of what they claim he's good at
these are your options
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>>158323964
he is so autistic...which is why he will never fit in and win titles at a true elite club, due to diva neurotypical players on 300k per week will always eat him alive
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>>158323644
30% possession at home is a disgrace
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>>158324235
how much did spurs have?
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>>158323964
Impressive form
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>>158323964
He can play both sides. Name a more complete manager.
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mad how the media are going all in on petulant Morgan Rogers for a late swipe at the ball but said nothing when a scarlet faced Declan Shite with steam venting out of his nostrils chased down a poor defenseless African boy and kicked him to the ground off the ball
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Mad how this spudwog keeps inventing victim fantasies for himself. No wonder he's a plastic scouser.
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UPDATED TABLE
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>>158324663
mrm
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It's UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euP-gcytxyE
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>>158325031
Lore added: The Ange Mask is kept at talkSPORT Towers under lock and key
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>>158325102
Cundy keeps complaining it smells. Go and wash it.
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>Mah nearly broke the table on DR Sports that arab guy had to protect the table
kek
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>>158325192
Sorry The Big Six, not DR Sports, I hate these channel names.
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UnitedGODS will RAPE Mememouth tomorrow and smack the Irrelevant 16+1(City) down to their irrelevancy.
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>>158324450
My GF used to work for Villa, I showed her this and she just smiled and said "I know"
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What would you estimate the IQ of this tweeter?
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can't say I look at football twitter because i have a life and get laid
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>>158325297
If there's a very possible /mug/ tomorrow then it's are in a relegation scrap
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>>158325350
was she sacked for having garlic breath?
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>>158325501
oh she got sacked iykwim haha
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>>158325462
No way we lose to Mememouth, sorry anon. You can scream you can cry, destiny arrives.
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>>158325532
Bournemouth are on much better form than utd, they also don't have players actively chatting public shit about their club.
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>>158325514
One of her work mates unironically got pumped by Morgan Rogers at a Christmas party and got sacked for it.
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS ANYBODY SEEN CHELSISSYYYYY???

Even Manure didn't lose to Spuds.
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>>158325450
What's his name pal
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>>158325719
ur dad lmao gottem
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>>158325756
>>158325756
>>158325756
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>>158325410
110 for the wittiness of the joke
65 for supporting huddersfield
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>>158325759
Yes but you are still hella gay in this scenario
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if the season ended today (people would go mental if that happened btw) Chelsea would have a Champions league spot
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lot of spam in the new thread...



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