>October 23Ipswich Town 1-1 Nottingham Forest >October 24Aston Villa 2-1 Manchester City Arsenal 2-0 Everton Coventry City 0-1 Fulham Chelsea 0-2 Tottenham Hotspur >October 25Crystal Palace vs Newcastle United 14:00Hull City vs Brentford 14:00Liverpoo vs Brighton & Hove Albion 14:00Manchester United vs Bournemouth 14:00Sunderland vs Leeds United 16:30
good OP post. never let him forget.
>Man U 17th tomorrow>Next week it’s enraged Chelsea away on HalloweenSpooky
Liversissy and Chelsissy having a TERRIBLE weekend
>>158325813Terrible day for the irish.
Liverpool haven't even played yet you mental cases.
Brentford are going to fucking rape us on the morrow. 4-0 I reckon. The league is shaping up to be very 'level' now as well, and by Christmas I can see us and Coventry being cut adrift.
>>158325848The Irish you say...
>>158325756>amazing vs spansh and german clubs in the ucl>shit in the premier leagueHas there even been a more clear case of a farmer's league overhyped player being exposed in the premier league?
>>158325859if you get beat 4-0 at home, there is issues.
>>158325900shut up
>>158325877There have been plenty that flopped in similar fashion, but none that have cost the club the 140m+ that squirtz has. Except for maybe Barcola.
>>158325929How many games has Barcode played?
Cundy not gonna make an appearance tonight
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>>158326060How many EPL goals? I think he won back to back UCL with PSG, right?
>>158326233Right now... Barcola has... *shuffles papers* 0(zero) Premier League goals.
>>158326044they don't have The Sports Bar on weekends mate they do like a short early shit version of it on Saturdays called GameDay Phone-In and Cundy is only on it if Chelsea aren't playing
>>158326445T-that can't be...
>Sunderland v Leeds United being the big game on """Super Sunday"""lol?
>>158327221Massive game
>>158327221Haven't watched a live game all weekend and don't plan on starting tomorrow x
Wait, wait, wait. So you're telling me that in less than 24 hours Tranchester United could drop into the relegation zone with their next 4 fixtures being Chelsea, Aston Villa, Liverpool and Brentford?
where are man u in the table
>>15832801615th......
>>158325865Wouldn't be /epl/ without a visit from this zesty fucker
>>158328062SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
So which "big club" gonna accompany man utd in the bottom quarter now that spurs are good again?
>>158328354I'd say Liverpoo but that would imply they were ever a big club lol x
>>158325846>110 for the wittiness of the jokeBut there wasn't a joke...
there's still a /mug/ on the boardembarrassing club
>>158328354Chelsea of course
PASS THE BLOODY BASTERD BALL YOU BLOODY
>>158328817Based gyok, even though 'teta hates him
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TROONO Fernandes
>>158328965
>Under-pressure Manchester United boss Michael Carrick delivered a passionate and emotional address lasting five minutes and 30 seconds as he battles to save his job.>And he refused to rule out dropping skipper Bruno Fernandes for Sunday's Premier League meeting with Bournemouth at Old Trafford.>Instead of taking his seat and answering questions as normal in Friday's scheduled pre-match media conference at Carrington, Carrick said he wanted to start himself.>It was a strategy former boss Sir Alex Ferguson used, although the legendary Scot rarely spoke at such length.Buck status:annihilated.
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Mantroony out getting bummed in the Gay Village
>>158329027
Popped and Lopped just like de Ligt
>>158329046
Mantroony in a spliff
>>158329071
They'll buy Nico Paz for 200m as revenge
>>158329100
/mug/buemo
>>158329121
WE WISH YOU A MERRY /MUG/MASWE WISH YOU A MERRY /MUG/MASWE WISH YOU A MERRY /MUG/MASAND A KWAB OF THE YEAR
i dont watch epl but who between liverpool and arsenal is gayer?
>>158329147
4chan may be unreliable but you can always count on /mug/
>>158329177
carrick has to step down now right?
>>158329210
>conceding 4 to part time pepperoni slicers United are FINISHED
Imagine if El Troono Penandes played for a big club
>>158329234
Carrick on the verge of crying in the presser
>>158329256
I'M READY FOR THE TRANNICK NOW
>>158329272
they had the man advantagestill managed to serve up a half-baked drawkitchen’s a fucking mess
>>158329290
the fish was batteredthe performance was worsefailed to beat ten men and still called it a point
>>158329324
can i get the burger with extra bottletran u speciallooks solid until it has to finish the job
>>158329341
one chicken tikka masala pleasemake it collapse the second any pressure is appliedexactly how Troon U handled a numerical advantage
>>158329367
asked for the steak well donethey bottled it and served it rawclassic, guess my chef was Michael Carrick
>>158329385
ordered the full englishcame out undercooked and coldjust like tran u against ten-man spurs
>>158329404
they’ll call it a pointthey’ll talk about characterthey’ll pretend it’s fineit’s not fineit’s another reminder that this is a little club in a big shirthappy to settlehappy to drawhappy to keep being averageAGAINST SPURS
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ninety minutes of soft, aimless, gutless footballno controlno urgencyno one willing to grab the game by the throatjust a big expensive squad jogging around waiting for something to happenthen looking shocked when nothing does
>>158329444
drew with spursand somehow that still feels like a defeat
>>158329465
They transitioned so hard that they stopped winning trophies and started winning troonphies
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they talk about historythey talk about standardsthen they go and lose to hull and expect people to take them seriously KEK
>>158329500
the entire midfield was a disgracetwo soft bastards who couldn’t win a tackle if their wages depended on itthe forwards went missing like they were allergic to the ballthe captain stood there doing his usual empty stares while hull carved them open for fun
we're tranny bashing today boys kek davinder in a spliff
>>158329511
lost to hullfucking hulla team that shouldn’t be allowed to share the same postcode as a premier league side just bent them over and made it look easy
>>158329385michael shitrick is elite!
>>158329534
United are shit
calm down yank we will all laugh at manure when they bottle it tomorrow and carrick is gone monday morning no need to spam
>>158329172>make a club for brown people that love gay sex>call it arse>call it anal>call it arseanal>hire a man called arse-ne wanker>hes a nonce>never won a european trophy>old stadium named "highbury" as in, hi bury your dick in my ass>shit new stadium named after arabs>fans are nicknamed after wanking, the gooners>favourite chant is 'cum on you arse'>most famous fans are called the gay gooners>best player called buck-ayo caca>their badge is a knob on wheels>their mascot is a furfag called goon-ass-saurus>shit owners executives, coaching, staff and players>ruin football
>>158329548
Why is no one talking about how shit United are
Transchester Dilated
>>158329565
Imagine being a manure fan in 2026
>ABU Yank spammingWhat sawker and meth does to a fella, I guess.
>>158329585
United are a bottom half club
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Won't hear the media talking about how much of a meme tran U are
Transchester Dilated officially a grim little club
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Battered by Grimsby
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>>15832936721 assists**Wasn't actually 21 assists
Battered by Hull
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Battered by Brighton
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Battered by 10 man Everton
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>>158329599Go dilate mantroony>>158329670It's actually 22 assists* *Wasn't actually 22 assists*Assisted /mug/ in laughing at how much of a joke man poo are
Battered by 10 man Newcastle
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Battered by 10 man Spurs
>>158329727
senne lammens keep a clean sheet nigga
Battered by Como
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>>158329727Where's Tran U? Huddersfield are a bigger club than Tran U KEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKYYYYYY
Small clubs like man utd embarrassing England in the UCL
Honorary /mug/
United are BACKto being a meme club lol x
Carrick gonna win the league la
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>>158329823why are they so brownnnnnn
Sir Michael Carrick gonna win us the league la
>>158329844
Sir Michael Carrick and Ederson and Tchouameni gonna fix the club la
>>158329860
Mbummo went from 20 goals a season at Brentford to 5 for manure
>>158329881
Are Brentford a bigger club than manure
>>158329900
Mantroony in tears rnKino day for football
>>158329914
Is it just me or are Ipswich above Man U
>>158329936
Grim-sby
>>158329955
Bruno Fernandes and Lizzy Martinez called Yanited a small club
Club captain Bruno laughing at the laughing stock that is man united
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>Alonso's retarded set piece tactic ended up costing them the first goalRosenior had a retarded set piece tactic but at least he didn't concede from it fucking hell
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>>158330105He told the keeper to punch it in the net? A bold strategy Cotton
Just found out Marc guehis middle name. No wonder he's on the decline
"coal farmer" they're calling him
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>>158334504Study Arsenal legends leaving Arsenal for greener pastures and get back to me
>>158329147Recently learned this guy was innocent and stitched up, sad story
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>>158336200But can you prove his ancestors were not kings, thats the whole argument
>>158336093Kek
>Palace vs Newcastle>Hull vs Brentford>Liverpool vs Brighton>United vs Bournemouth>Sunderland vs Leedsthere's no way United lose at home vs 17th Bournemouth right?also I think Brighton is scoring 3+ again
>losing to spuds
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Fulham are going down bros...
Khanbros....
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Van der Sar; Brown, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra; Giggs, Scholes, Carrick, Ronaldo; Rooney, TevezNow that was MANCHESTER UNITED.
YEAH YEAH YEAH
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>>158328185HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSY?!??!
uh ohhhh mantroony melty
Who would've thought the pathetic indian tranny davinder was the 5am bandit
>>158338105keeeeeeeéeek>>158336098>Mantroony diedkeeeeeeeek
>>158325808>Lammens vs PandersThe duel of Belgian frauds
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN MANTROONY?!??!
will the liverpool match go ahead?
>300 post spam over 7 hours with the 1 minute cooldown and no 4chan passSomeone is seriously mentally ill. God help them.
>>158338169>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN MANTROONY?!??!keeeeeeeek bangerrrrrrr>>158338241insha'Allah brother Brighton
>>158338241janitorial team hard at work i see
we all hate Yanited cunts herewell unless you're a brown Fortnite zoomer who started watching football after 2011
How did Chelsea lose to Tottyham?! I couldn’t watch
Both of Liversissy's teams play at the same time today - and both an hour before he wakes up! What's he going to do!
>>158338097>uh ohhhh mantroony meltyfraid you broke him
Couple of good games today, brighton and hoves albion versus liverslip, followed by el classico later on. Might be woootching
United game is finna be called off btw, Storm Boelo melty
Fucking hell it's windy today huhMantroony must be blowing
Worst thread ever
>two /epl/s in succession ruined by a mentally ill YankAmazing
based yank making the tranny cry
i dunno i think so but u already know mantroony is brown
the dilated dosser does not know what brevity means, you can tell because his only friend is arsew
wdhmbt
Amad Diallo more like Amara Nallo
Does someone sponsor this spam? Hard to believe someone does this for free
I'm sure he's wiping his tears with the £400 of bennies he got added to his balance this week
What are the betting odds for Trannick to stay this season? Dilated fans are very impatient like women and I think the bookies are falling for it
The Indian likes Tran U?
Oh my days mantroony is getting bodied
>we won the transfer window blud>we're gonna challenge for the title with xabi bludLOL
There's gonna be a tranny in Manny slitting his wrists while watching the games today
Quite frankly I'm fond of this mutt that laughs at Transchester Dilated
only dossers from transchester listen to talkshite
It's alright lads, strikers aren't supposed to score goals, just look at Sesko
>>158338853There's a Belgian who spams /brit/ with BBC memes 16 hours a day every day, you can't underestimate the levels of mental illness out there
Dilated did well to steal two points from the mighty 10 man Spurs
it's funny to laugh at tran u thoughbeit
He really said>don't talk about man uKek what a trans freak
>>158338871>Xavi will unlock Palmers full potential blud
>>158338896Yeah that's probably Dave if he's posting BBC
KEK another mantroony admitting he's indian
tfw manchester has the most dilation stations in england
>we won the transfer window blud>we're gonna challenge for the title with carrick bludLOL
>midtable club strikerMore of a Transchester Dilated target
Mantroony getting absolutely battered Love to see it kek kek kek
Well, this place is going to be beyond toxic all week. Will not be checking anything United related for a week.1.)The loss is on me. First bet I've made all year-- of course I bet on United.2.) Pickford can make the saves Lammens can't.3.) No reason for Zirkzee or Mainoo to complain about lack of playing time. They aren't good enough and they both need to go in January.4.) We know we have no real depth, and uggh, bit us in the behind having to start Zirkzee up front and no Cunha or Sesko today.5.) No intensity from the start, but that could be to the changes that were made to the starting XI. Team just didn't click, bc a few players aren't good enough.See you all in 4 days.
tavernier is better than mboombu
Wayne Trooney had posters of Big Zirk on his wall
Spurs are above Manu aieeeeeeeeeee
Dilated's problem would be solved if they just got Romero and VdV. Best CB pairing in Europe allegedly, VdVs dribble would add so much.
>David is a popular Jewish boy's name. Many note that it is written דוד, which is identical to the Hebrew word for “uncle”Manure customer AND Spurs are local to him. Interesting fella.
>>158338953>Spurs are above Manu aieeeeeeeeeeeman u are fucking shit lol
Remember Davinder bitching on 4chan like a woman about Christmas decoration discussions, that raging paedophile
Tranure KEK
Mantroony up all night doing damage control after bottling it against spuddies
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYONE SEEN MANTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONY
heard dilated dossers think drawing against spuds reserve team is actually a win
warra trophy epl fan voted player of the season > balon d'or
dear oh dear mantroony
jew-owned manure
They tried to memoryhole United losing to 10 men at home this year
gonna sleep well tonight knowing poono penandes will never win a premier league or champions league
Comprehensive David Dilation
How come this is allowed but I get a 3-dayer for posting a cute girl in a match thread
GROK why do Penders and Kinsky play like Lammens
>>158339023Because I press certain buttons when you slagpostFuck Tran U
aren't grimsby the league two club that knocked out Manchester United
Santos losing a midfield duel to a player without a face
I swear it's just the United schizo thinking City will magically crumble when Maresca joins. I'm sure 115 FC will stop spending smart and suddenly plunder down the table yeah?
>>158339023the faggot must be a janny
uh ohhh austroon melty
>Unitedtrannies having such a subpar season yet again that they're resorting to statnoncery At least 2 seasons ago they got to the Europa League final (even if they did lose to Spurs (yes that's right, Spurs))
keep going yankbot MAXIMUM SEETHE
Frozen Palmer has more output than 350k pw Cunha and 250kpw Sesko
the gayreek that posts about his homosexual relationship with rory jennings abandoned this general because man u are shit lol
Well Dave usually wakes up at 5pm so that tranny won't end up seeing this
Losing to 10 men is Utd DNAArsenal won the league before Utd did post-AF
United fans are like that person in the corner of the room at a party begging for attention and trying to be relevant, meanwhile the other slop six clubs are laughing at them
ordering a kebab tonight ladsglad im not from hull tho don't wanna catch the clap from daves sisters kebab meat
Bruno wasted his career at United
van Hecke showing why he moved to spuds kek
97 reasons to laugh at Liverpool but Dave will spam BBC porn instead
notice how they're white names instead Abdul Rahman or Saeed or Olafumi Obateji of Man Utd fandom
GROK, why did the GROK edit set mantroony off??
Cherki has the most open play assists in the league, gotta be the best CAM in England
9 managers for man u? I'd expect a number of EPL trophies between them surely
terrible night for the homeless....
ReinaFinnan Carragher Agger RiisePennant Alonso Sissoko González Gerrard/Kuyt Kuyt/Crouch
oh yhwh please save my United
Gerrard had this extraordinary violence to his football. Not violence as in fouling; force. He'd receive the ball and suddenly: BANG. Forty-yard diagonal. Or he'd charge 25 yards with it. BANG. Shot from outside the box. Or Liverpool would be struggling to create anything and you'd suddenly see No.8 tearing through the centre into the penalty area. There wasn't the smoothness of Zidane or Iniesta. Gerrard's greatness was much more kinetic. He could make a football match feel as though someone had suddenly increased the voltage.
Lisandro Martinez Quotes (Apologies for any misquoted lines based on where we get the transcriptions from): “The performance was poor, really POOR. I have to control myself.” >"It mirrors our club currently. This isn’t a Champions League quality club.” “I expected more investment in the summer. I have to be honest.” >"I expect more from our technical director.” If Michael Carrick was backed properly: “I don’t think so. He did his best.” "If you don’t change, next season it’s a big problem.” "You keep changing managers but what about other areas? It’s easy to say the coach, the players, but also we have to see others, huh?”.
Didn't think it was possible but this is the worst /epl/ thread I've ever seen. Kek
kek this americhad destroyed dave yet againthe hero of /epl/
Isak SzoboszlaiGakpo Mac Allister Gravenberch FrimpongKerkez Van Dijk Araújo Bradley AlissonBenitez 2027
Brighton haven't conceded a goal on 5 matches.
damn bro, and i thought i hated unitedbut they will not lose today, draw or win for sure.
>Game goes aheadInto these willy lovers redmen
>>158329027ironic because he's a gypsy anyway
>>158329234>inr Tahith Chong
