So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame injuries, we can blame fatigue, we can praise Jason Bournemouth's effort, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination, you name it, it all stinks.Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Carrick and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in January. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about this season, or our chances in the Champions League for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mug/? #CARRICKIN or #CARRICKOUT?Some helpful links to numb the pain:https://twitter.com/GNev2https://jlingz.comhttps://www.manutd.com/en/fans/iloveunited-indiahttps://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/londonhttps://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/https://www.nationalrail.co.uk/destinations/trains-from-manchester-to-london/
>>158342815anime and /mug/
shan't be posting in an early jinx thread
/mug/ me up/mug/ me up inside
the D stands for Dilated
bruh, at this point why even watching?
>>158342897to laugh
Miss me yet
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truckThighs like what, what, whatBaby, move your butt, butt, buttUh, I think I'll sing it againShe had dumps like a truck, truck, truckThighs like what, what, whatAll night longLet me see that /MUUUUUUUUUG/
Why are these so shit? I thought they were supposed to be "world class prospects"?
>UuuuUuUeeuUeeggGgHh I just know that something /MUG/ is gonna happennnn….
>>158342946If manure get relegated they should change the name of the board.
>>158342935nah, does not work on symphonic death metal
>>158342815
>>158342897I was in your country a few years ago - going to the genocide museum and seeing graphic drawings of tens of thousands getting beaten to their deaths with bats because pol pot's soldiers couldn't even afford ammo, then going outside to see the skulls of those people fucking devastated me, I won't lieNot as devastating as this yanited performance though
YOU KNOW WITH /MUG/COMES STRANGE CURRENCIESAND HERE IS MY APPEAL
>>158343007>genocide museumSounds like a right laugh.
>unironically below Tottenham
>>158342815>We can blame Bruno, we can blame Soogs' poor cocksucking skills
>>158343040Do they sell liquid gook? Or do you have to get them in a blender yourself?
This is too much, its like having 4 desserts in a row, I feel bloated.
>mou back in Madrid>moyz back in EvertonIs it time to put ole back at the wheel?
>>158343081I, on the other hand, demand MORE
>>158343081An eternity of suffering would be too merciful for manure customers.
>>158342815Kek. Today is a good day lads. I'm cracking open a beer to celebrate. Even if bournemouth gives it away, at least I still have a beer.
>>158343108Rumours suggest either Nagelsmann or Conte, and frankly either of the two would risk finishing the club off for good. Two demented madmen who demand total player buy-in and huge monetary investment. I think it would be beautiful.
I was saying boo-no
>>158343154It will be Howe
>>158343154Wayne Rooney is available?
>2-0 down>put Martinez on>poono still on the benchIt's almost too funny.
>>158342932heh... eras.. heh... come to an end ... heh
Bruno isn''t coming on. Bruno is just warming up in protest
>>158343154It will be Mark Hughes
Even the disabled are leaving
LADSLADSIT FUCKING HAPPENED AGAIN
KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
LMAO CARRICK LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA CRY
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
CARRICKS IN A BOX
3 more bournemouth goals pls
Lammens did it on purpose
>>158342815SACKED IN THE MORNING
Big Zirk will save us
not a good season so far im afraid rivals might start laughing at us
>>158343171>>158343191>>158343322Don't rule out Gareth Southgate.
>>158343443HE JUST NEEDS MORE TIME
How does it feel to be worse than spuds?
>>158343154One last job.....
>>158343081MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE
this club is finishedthe owners have destroyed this club lol
>>158343007Thank you for this higheffort shitpost to help morale
Carrick AOOOUUUT
>>158343154They are not hiring Conte.
Getting /MUGGED/ by the Cherries
It's been like 15 years since this club was good, what's even the point anymore
Honestly who didn't see this coming after hiring Carrick?Nothing against the guy but how thick do you have to be to repeat the exact same mistake repeatedly? In what world did they think hiring an ex player who was clearly tactically out of his depth in the premier league was going to be a good idea?Literally how did they get to this point. I don't understand how you can make such an abhorrently shit decision when your job is to make positive ones. It's fine fans hyping and saying it but to actually go through with it? how?
the eternal /mug/ lives on
i want to see carrick out in tears, sacked right on the pitchi want a full humiliation 0-5 or more
/mug/ springs eternal
>>158343603/sp/ is full of boomers that like to repeat the same old joke from highschool, 15-20 years ago
make the call
>>158343645those boomers had to grow up in United era of dominanceyou wouldn't get it
>>158343675i'm 42, gingerup the Posh!
>>158343505The Glazers aren't the ones making the football decisions.
>>158343610Carrick's prob a decent enough manager, elsewhere. Utd is just a toxic cesspit that's gonna swallow any man whole. From cunt owners downwards.
People are still commenting on the match thread. God bless those posters and their refusal to give up hope
And you may ask yourself"Well... how did I get here?"same as it ever was
>>158343740Conte can thrive there
Don't worry lads. Still 5 minutes left.
OH MOTHER I CAN FEELTHE SOIL FALLING OVER MY HEAD
>>158343756LETTING THE DAYS GO BYWATER FLOWING ON THE CROWD
>>158343740He might provide a short-term fix to some clubs but the lack of energy we've seen from his players the last few months is godawful, he'll only be able to get away with his style long-term in a low-energy league like MLS/Saudi/Portugal, maybe Serie A at best
>>158343779Conte will throw the directors under the bus at the first opportunity, he will not last long there.
can't make out what the fans are singinganyone?
So what does sacking Carrick actually solve?
>>158343740>Carrick's prob a decent enough manager
>>158343893the overbloating with white playersthat needs to change at manure
>>158343897And yet...
>don't get it twisted, it didn't work out but carrick will always be a legend at the club regardless of this>I'd take relegation if it meant glazers outlelmao, all my fucking kekerinos
>>158343972>>158343897>one match a week merchant
>>158343893Nothing it's just funny
Kek I'm watching flying pig united>"wife beater? Your dad was a wife beater when your mom was pregnant!"
>>158342815mug mug
>>158344053He is so finished it's not even funny anymore
>>158343610>lenny yoro >zirkzee>heaven>santos>baleba>dalot >mountBlaming Carrick when this is the yanited team is hilarious
the s*ogsposter is an Indian tranny anyway, MANURE KWAB
>liverpool win 2-0 at home>yanited lose 0-3 at homeGrim
/MUG/ IN THE MORNINGYOU'RE GETTING /MUG/ IN THE MOOOOOORNING
>>158344053>MUG MUG MUG
https://vocaroo.com/1cTNLOMPDzRRwe are so back
>>158344053JUST
DIS NIGGA IN TEARS LMAOOOOO
What are they thinking?
CARRICK OUT
>>158344053That's sad
baleba might be the worst signing in human history
its not that bad of a result losing to >us
>>158342815laugh at man united thread >>158344042laugh at man united thread >>158344042laugh at man united thread >>158344042laugh at man united thread >>158344042laugh at man united thread >>158344042
>>158344169this guy is definitely acting
>>158344082>seething over naked womenHELLO SAILOR hahahaha ya fucking queer cunt come to palmerston ill stick an entire wine bottle up your arsehole and stamp on it
>>158344148>So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame injuries, we can blame fatigue, we can praise Jason Bournemouth's effort, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination, you name it, it all stinks.>Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Carrick and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in January. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about this season, or our chances in the Champions League for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mug/? #CARRICKIN or #CARRICKOUT?
>>158344161this is the laugh at man utd thread m8
how do you say "grim" in your language?
get the tranny simp posters out of this thread
>>158343893
if Bruno played yanited would have won
Carrick just needs a proppa transfer window
>>158344053
>>158342965Black and Blackerperfect for soogs x
>>158342967choon
>>158344188that's the point m8 people want the exaggerated overreactions
>>158344242screaming
/MUG/gertell your children not to walk my way
>carrick goes off to cheers>players booed as they march down the tunnelbroken club
>>158344200grym
ENTER
>>158344188It's a funny gimmick he's got going and probably pays the bills>when life gives you Lemmens
>>158344273why are they cheering for carrick in any civilised society he would be decapitated on the pitch and have his head kicked over the goal line
>>158344188Doesn't matter. If he is, it's still absolute kino and he's a top-tier actor.
>>158342965These mongs look genuinely unable to read.
>>158344284the best timeline
oh dear, what a pity, nevermind
>>158344299Please understand, he's been thrown under the bus by the players, the owners, the senior management, the tea lady, and Fred the Red
MANNY ARE YOU OKAY?ARE YOU OKAY?ARE YOU OKAY MANNY?
These are the faggots that post pics of tiktok onlyfans slags so they can make other men hard and wank together SLIPPY YORO
>>158344311AAAAAAAARNE SLOT LAA LAAAAA LALALA AAAAAAAARNE SLOT LAA LAAAAA LALALA
>>158342879KEK banger post
Spicsxolotyl poster hangedBlown out ethot poster hangedTotal manure death
I'M ONLY HUMANDON'T PUT THE BLAME ON ME
>>158343711and who makes the decision of who makes the football decisions
It was defiantly Carrick's. fault and the weather.
>>158344284omds there's been no noise about him for probably a reason. too much controversy, manure fans would riot before he signed the ting
even the bournemouth admin is sticking in the boot lmaohttps://x.com/afcbournemouth/status/2114385354019184717
>>158344273I want to lick her self harm scars
>>158344053>so>you're probably wondering how I got in to this situation
mug is lovemug is life
>>158344299POST THE MESSI COPYPASTA BUT TEPLACE HIM WITH BRUNO ITS THE 3RD TIME YOU FAGGOT
>>158344411Which one
>>158344394she's never cut
another /mug/ night?
KWAB
SO IT HAPPENED AGAINSO IT HAPPENED AGAAAAAAAAAINWE CAN BLAME INJURIESBUT IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>158344390kek
>>158344415Impossible. How else is a manchester united fan supposed to cope?
>>158344414Roundhouse kick Messi's head, chop him off, etc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpkEW_fXJ0M
>>158344284Would they really get another ex-Boro manager?
>>158344379At the moment, Jim Ratcliffe.
>>158343081Save room for relegation /mug/ in may.
4chan may be unreliable but you can always count on /mug/also lmao at the Indian simps ITT
>>158344448Holy based. Is this new? Why hadn't I seen this one before?
>>158344434by going back to ukraine and israel, to defend the land
next up - losing to chelsea and getting passed by coventrysad!
>>158344448>it keeps happening
so we're larping about united being a big club still
>>158343650They chose Carrick over him last season. A fatal mistake. Ole's mighty Reds would be top right now.
>>158344418https://youtu.be/Dn9A3Ri5DAsErrry night, eternal /mug/
Kill BRUNO.Behead BRUNO.Roundhouse kick BRUNO into the concrete.Slam dunk BRUNO’s baby into the trashcan.Emasculate and castrate BRUNO before he can miss another goal.Crucify filthy BRUNO.Annihilate BRUNO.Detonate BRUNO into the stratosphere.Fry BRUNO in napalm.Toss BRUNO into active volcanos.Urinate into BRUNO’s gas tank.Hit BRUNO with stingers.Twist BRUNO’s head off.Drone strike BRUNO’s house.Curb stomp BRUNO’s pregnant wife.Crush BRUNO in a food compactor.Liquefy BRUNO in a vat of acid.Dissect BRUNO.Exterminate BRUNO in the gas chamber.Stomp BRUNO’s skull with steel toed boots.Cremate BRUNO in the oven.Lobotomize BRUNO.Mandatory abortion for BRUNO.Grind BRUNO’s fetus in the garbage disposal.Drown BRUNO in beer.Vaporize BRUNO with artillery.Kick BRUNO out of windows.Feed BRUNO to dogs.Slice BRUNO with a shashka.Burn BRUNO’s soul in hell.
>checks fixturesWell Coventry at home on December 5th looks winnable
What do anti-Glazer fans hope to achieve by getting them out? The money they take out of the club every year wouldn't even pay for 1 year of Marcus Rashford wages. A new owner can't buy their way back to the top because of the FFP rules Man U championed. Frankly they were doing a lot better when the Glazers had more control before Big Jim Ratcliffe turned up.
lmao, media already blaming it all on bruno and lisandrotrully broken club and "pundits" lelmao
>>158344565They can buy their way back to the top using the money Man Utd piss up the wall every season already, no problem.
>>158344440There you go, mate. All you gotta do is open a notepad and hit replace.>Kill Bruno. Behead Bruno. Roundhouse kick Bruno into the concrete. Slam dunk Bruno into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Bruno. Defecate in a Bruno food. Launch Bruno into the sun. Stir fry Bruno in a wok. Toss Bruno into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Bruno gas tank. Judo throw Bruno into a wood chipper. Twist Bruno heads off. Report Bruno to the IRS. Karate chop Bruno in half. Curb stomp pregnant Bruno. Trap Bruno in quicksand. Crush Bruno in the trash compactor. Liquefy Bruno in a vat of acid. Eat Bruno. Dissect Bruno. Exterminate Bruno in the gas chamber. Stomp Bruno's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Bruno in the oven. Lobotomize Bruno. Mandatory abortions for Bruno. Grind Bruno fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Bruno in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Bruno with a ray gun. Kick old Bruno down the stairs. Feed Bruno to alligators. Slice Bruno with a katana.
the problem with united is that they have too many ugly players, you could get away with a couple here and there but their whole team looks deformed and that impacts them psychologically so they can't win
>>158344554coventry have a decent shot at some points before that, might actually put the nail in manure's coffin god willing
>>158344448Based Tyrone never misses
>>158344554They'll sack Carrick, beat Chelsea and Roma and officially be BACK.
>>158344579They could do that with the Glazers still in charge if absolute mongs weren't the ones spending it.
DID YOU SEE THAT SCORE GDO NOT CHAT TO ME
God I can't wait for the day of relegation
>>158344641They hated him because he told the truth.
>>158344604>the problem with united is that they have too many ugly players, you could get away with a couple here and there but their whole team looks deformed and that impacts them psychologically so they can't win
>>158344384fuck, tomorrow is monday...
>>158344661it's jay
>>158344434flicking through binders full of pokemon cards
>>158344188yeah he's forcing it now, serious ones like saeed and rants have completely checked out and lost interests>>158344053what a pathetic cuck, even ole showed more spine
>16th
>>158344779Damnit, Palace. You had the chance to make it funnier.
was disappointed yesterday that Spurs are BACK but needn't worry because the United lolcows are here to stay
I turned on the game with laughter in my heart, knowing they would lose. By halftime, I felt empty. Seeing them out on the field like this is just pathetic, and it's to the point where it's not even enjoyable because I know they are not in any game from the outset.
>>158344604This is why Madrid sold ozil
>>15834468412 hour workday next week...
>>158344779I appreciate the implication of Cheaty being cropped out.
We have beaten chelsea before, i dont think its an automatic loss coming up
what do i watch for the funniest reaction? goldbridge is boring
>>158344684
>>158344840saeed tv
>>158344840watch the presser https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AmRhufCrt4
>/mug/ for a raped team placed 17th placeslow sunday?
>>158344840flying pig
Oh /mug/ger I can feelThe soil falling over my head
>chelsea, roma, villa and liverpool licking their chops right now.This is gonna be a grim two weeks for yanited
>>158344944screaming
is the F1NN5TER reaction video out yet?
>>158344840https://www.youtube.com/live/BOI2_ERjSfw?si=5Z7qQxOfVChTRLc9&t=3836
AND THE /MUG/ KEEPS MARCHING ON ON ON
>>158344990I'm ashamed to know who that is. I hate 4chan for poisoning my mind
>>158344898And as i climbOnto a 16th place
Business idea: a rotation of 4 different managers fired and rehired over and over for a constant new manager bounce.
>>158345097its like a wish, it only works if you dont tell anyone
>>158343081Quite frankly you'll be tired of winning folks
>>158345060> I used to rule the world>and have everything>now I only have this mug of mine
>>158344993>wind howling outside>rain hitting the window>getting dark already>brew in hand watching yanited falloutnot sure i've been comfier
I miss the ABU Slovak lads
>>158345237can you see the trees swaying?
>>158344993>the ultimate cock holder michael carsick has shat his pants
He's obviously lost the dressing room, he can't have long left surely.
>>158345309Weird how all their managers lose the dressing room
>>158344993the real mugs are the ones who take these grifters seriously.
Occasional reminder that Michael Carrick is a 5x Premier League winner and won the Champions League. And now he's reduced to this
We will get the new manager bounce against Chelsea
>>158345334Some of the old shitters must have more managers sacked than trophies won at this point.
>>158344741>left manu>he's doing better>they're doing worse
>>158343610If they got rid of Carrick though before the start of the season though, the fans would have been up in arms as he was actually doing a good job.The recruitment at Manchester United over the years has been beyond poo. Players just aren't good enough and a competent manager isn't going to do much to change the situation.
>>158345359don't be cynical lathat kind of rage can't be faked, he is making money out of it, but he is clearly suffering on the inside, especially given his age, he saw United win it all, and now reduced to this. A graveyard of coaches and players
>>158345364I know it's AIG as the sponsor but I like to pretend it says MUG
>>158345364greedy cunt
>>158345364>good player>shit managerMany such cases.
>>158343819Fucking kek
why are english managers so bad
>>158345664
Apologies if it's been posted already but>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf46WvqiH-Y&t=103
>>158345664>stuck just below midliterally me
>>158345756We've been asking the same thing for the past 60 years. Though Man Utd have made lots of managers look bad since Fergy left.
>>158345756i am sure it'd work if they weren't forced to cram all those JFs in by the owner
>>158344944Umm
Was playing Bloodborne and missed the mugging
/mug/ has become the Eternal Trap/Femboy/Trans/Twink Thread of /sp
Eternal MUG Thread when?
>>158346275I remember that, I remember trying to post at 2-0 and /sp/ dying so hard by the time it posted it was 4-0.
>>158346275>Eternal Trap/Femboy/Trans/Twink Threadwhat
>>158346379this one>>>/gif/31335505>>>/gif/31329516
>>158346426grim
>>158346426harrowing
>>158346275>>158346426Fuck off and kill yourself disgusting tranny
>>158345756English football hasn't evolved tactically since the 80s.
>>158345854no, they were bad choices. Moyes, really? Just because Fergie said so? NonsenseMourinho looked out of touch when he left Chelsea, but it was understandable.Van Gaal was finished, completely past it. Obvious bad choice from the get go. Thanks for the memes and the epic press conferences thoughRuben Amorim was an obvious bad choice from the get go as well, bcaue he's too young, too inexperienced, and he is a one trick pony and proudly so. Very stubborn.And Carrick, once again was also a very obvious bad idea. Didn't you learned your lesson from Ole? Why give the job to the caretaker bloke?
>>158346484You didn't have to ask him to explain, anon.You could have simply ignored the post.
>>158346573should have let van nistelrooy have the job, but yeah with moyes at the start it was doomed from the beginning
>there are 2 mugs alive Top fuckin kek
Anyways, I had a vision that United gets relegated and finally wins their 5 games in a row in the championship
>>158342815Another lost lol. Even Ten Hag wasnt this bad
>>158342815>#CARRICKINALL IN ON CARRICK
Has Carrick been sacked yet?
Why should he get sacked for this?
>>158346633im proud my last /mug/ i made lasted three games worth of /mug/ kek.>>158346956can't sack somebody until you got a replacement. so they'll be talking to conte, nagelsman, howe. they'll prob give carrick until the international break because their next 5 games are difficult. why give a new manager 5 difficult games?
>>158346984Sa straggel iss riehl.
>>158346984MENTAL how Brent said they would win 3-0. Shame he got the team wrong lol.
>>158343740>>158345525>>158344077I don't think it's Carrick's fault, but I also think it was clear he wasn't going to be the man to change this Yanited side. That's what I don't get. They went through this cycle with Ole, and then decided to just do it again. Carrick was fine as interim but he's never shown the level needed to overhaul a team or effect real change. And it's not like there weren't managers available
It's like they're willing to end the franchise before hiring a competent coach.
I saw the Man U fans singing the manager's name and booing the players and gigabooing their captain has the penny finally dropped for them
>>158346984mad how bournemouth rinse united 3-0 three times at the theatre of dreams with a 4-4 draw in the middle and it's just always about united very disrespectful
