7 HOURS OF... redzone football starts in about 30 bings EARLY WINDOW>49ers vs Falcons>Browns vs Titans>Colts vs Vikings >Dolphins vs Jets>Buccaneers vs Panthers >Bengals vs Ravens>Giants vs TitansLATE WINDOW>Broncos vs Cardinals>Packers vs Lions>Rams vs Raiders
>>158344801Anime
My last redzone for 2 months because I'm leaving the country and most games will be on an unreasonable time
>>158344856I don't get it. What's funny about this. Every fucking general this has to be the first reply? Like seriously, grow up. This site hasn't been anime centric for years yet you 30 year old boomers are still clinging on to a version of 4chan which hasn't been grounded in reality for a long time. Less than 5% of this website watches anime. The statistics are even worse on non-anime boards. Seriously, get over it. It's not going to be a thing anymore.
>>158344876F
>>158344907stfu you stupid faggot, no one cares about your gay ass opinion.
I woke up early to watch that dumbass early game
Scott Hanson is a LYING BASTARD
>>158344876arrangement question
That game was fun, ROdgers can still play, if only he wasnt am absolute drama bitch he couldve had at least another ring.
>>158344945You clearly do
>25 minutes of no footballGuess I'll go get some breakfast
which 49ers will show up?
>>158344974he's getting one this year, jose
>>158344876Pain
>>158344801>Browns vs Titans>Giants vs TitansScott, I don't think that can happen
>>158344974Gross
>>158344974i only like Ladyboys with tiny pp's
>the porn and pol posters from the stoolers-aints game have invaded the thread
There are 0 good games today.
I need to the vikings and packers to love their games so that MY Bears are first in their division. LETS GO BEARS WIN WIN WIN WIN BABY
>>158345135LION/PACKERS
>>158345078shit for some reason I always mix up titan and texans
>>158345168There are 0 good games today
>>158345183>>158345135and that's why redzone will be kino
>>158345122the coomer beaner has been a staple of nfl threads for awhile now
What's the best non-redzone game on today?
>>158345183Ravens v Bengals is a good game
>>158344907you're missing the irony that someone who watches anime also has all day everyday to spend making sure he is the first reply
I'm having mac n cheese for lunch but I'm out of milk & butterIs mayo a valid substitute? Never tried it before
I hope JJ have a 300 passing yard game today
>>158345217Nothing substitutes butter. Some listening to TikTok chefs
>>158345217how lazy are you? walk to the dep and grab a bag ffs
>>158345193>the gooner has been spamming thots all the timeand it doesn't contribute to the thread. when he speaks football, it's vague non-sensical phrases as an excuse to spam AI filtered asians
>>158345217I've done it without Milk. But without butter sounds kinda bad
>>158345232I was told butter is the key to everything you eat
>>158345122I don't coom post on redzone threads
JJ is the hero that will save the Giants
>>158345078They are gonna play all Titans game at the same time, the results are gonna be the same anyway
>>158344856Based, more anons should be like you.
>>158345262if he can dink and dive today, he'll destroy the toxins. they are terrible at defending middle passes between 5-7 yards, which is why "The Schedule" looked elite against them
>>158345259i like watching the ladies naked body on Redzone
>>158345298HERE WE GO
the nfl redzone countdown kino getting interrupted by a gambling ad is quintessential example of how everything gets worse
I only need 20 points from Bijan to win this week
>>158345234Shhhhhh, football is on and I already made it. It's not half bad either. Won't be making it again unless I need to, though.
its National Tight Ends Day today
nice start with an ad scott
Lunch. Sorted. These sour patch wings low key fire fr
10 sec until Redzone
>>158345387all love mon ami
IT'S TIME
>>158345402ewwwwwwwwww
LETS GO
Is it just me or has Redzone become more of a highlight clip show instead of showing live ball?
>>158345402this nigga eatin' minerals
>>158345422are you into fantasy football
Can't wait to listen to Scott Hansons faggot ass yap over the live broadcast audio for 7 hours!
>>158345402
>>158345395>tfw my team has the best TE in the league
>>158345438man after my own heart
Wish I had some bussy for this early slate of games
>>158345449I took Brock over jefferson with my 2nd pick
>national tight end day
OCTOBOXCTOBOX
OCTOBOX
>>158345476aw fuck me
>>158345438get married and it could be your wife doing that
>>158345217https://youtu.be/ov6-wfN0I7s?si=K4DKqCCUh19NPKkC
Fuck Im going to miss the octo
what is lameme's problem? he misses random games too much
NOOOO I MISSED IT AND I MISSED THE 7 HOURS OF REDZONE FOOTBALL
>>158345513shiftless negro
>>158345470then you would have to cuddle and get something to eat. before you know it, you are outside shopping instead of watching the games
Can we get 1 fucking win please
I've got 50 bones riding on the Bengies today
>viqueens
>>158345402The fuck
>kangz offense
>>158345522I hate women with orphan kids
>>158345513he jus caint
>>158345534>>158345534keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
wow the Ravens look good
>bungles
>>158345548>best defense ITL>struggling offense>facing the bad Colts>going for itI don't get it
Holy shit the Jets look fucking normal. Why did they buy into the 80s throwback meme?
>>158345402>wingstop turning EBT facebook plate meme food into an actual menu itemincredibly grim
>>158345534Spooky
bungle will never make it to the SB again. Your chance if over
>>158345566coach is a mental midget
>browns
>clowns
>>158344801ameribros, why you did not tell me you are on winter time already
Of course Pollard scores a TD. I benched him just before the game started
>>158345549get a fat chick most are easy to maintain as long as you feed them
>bungles>downs>wets>failclownswhat a blowout of an opening lmao
>>158345611because we're not
>>158345556>>158345581>placed the bet on Tuesday when the Bengals were underdogs bc Lamar was expected to start>can cash out right now for $1 profitShould I do it?
>baseball and football linked upneed it or sneed it?
>>158345604same ole bengal defense
>>158345611We're not, isn't it the EU that switched?
The Jets are stupid franchise
>>158345631What you mean?
>>158345646>>158345622sry, meant to write "are not"
big runs all day
>>158345677i knew
>>158345665the rays helped the bucs with baker's glove
Stupid Vikings. You're not supposed to INCREASE his trade value before you trade for him. Are they stupid?
white man CAN jump
>>158344801I love being able to watch my favorite team, The NFL Redzones, each and every Sunday. We always win! And the games are always exciting, it's a great feeling. I encourage you to consider becoming a fan of the NFL Redzones as well.
>>158345677Dubya changed the DST timings in the US for literally no reason. I don't even know why we have it anymore. The country should make like Arizona and Hawaii and just ditch the practice entirely.
get in there nigga!! i got money on you!
time to shine n9ne^2
My pick em is fucked....
Lotsa touchdowns early
>>158345566KOC thinks he is smarter than he really is. Good hype man and leader, but my fuck does his play calling suck balls.
>>158345665
>>158345611>>158345611This is too black for me, I'm down to date a dark skinned chick but this is like BLACK black.
>>158345755YEET
>>158345732I’m in favor of whatever would make the sunrise earlier
Get a score slave!
KINOGINO
>>158345770That would be standard time.
>>158345737based gambling leaf
dolphins jets could be a good game
well, the browns were a fun story for a few weeks
touchdowns in every gamemeanwhile...
>>158345615I had a fatty for a few years. As a person she was pretty amazing and sweet. Did nasty stuff to me sexual too. Problem was she just fucking smelled bad too much
DECOOM NEED SUM PEANUT OIL
>Groper Cleveland
Imagine (((gambling))) on sportsball
>>158345817thank god there is ozempic bow
Do >we owe Tennessee an apology, /sp/?
somebody needs to pop fred warner for the league
actually kill deshaun watson
iggles bros... things are looking good
BIG start for my Chargies.All the loser teams are winning.
shame the titans are so shit because their uniform redesign is kino
>>158345844He stared him down
>>158345859they should already be tanking so no
>>158345859no, but the browns are significantly overglazed. they might still make the playoffs, but they're prime one and done candidates if they do
I fuck with the Texans' kit
>>158345885they should stop pretending and be the Oilers again.
how many times will the reddit cat be posted today?
>>158345796Then that
did the vikings fail JJ?
>>158345859it's the browns...calm your tempers
>>158345844The ball gots da peanut oil on it n sheeeeeeeeeit!
NINE X TWO
DRA9ON
NINE GAWDS
Ninebros... are we back
N I N E
NINE NINE NINE
NINE PLAY = NINE POWER
>NINE PLAY TOUCHDOWN DRIVEI'm thinking... he's back
>vikings gave up on their 1st round pick for...>kyler murray and carson wentzlol
I have seen enough I will be a lifelong Giants fan for the next 3 weeks
>That is the JJ factorA man got paid millions for saying this
>>158345949amazing
>pam oliver weekly brain damage humiliation reportcan we stop this please
>>158345973Actually we got a 5th round pick too. Thank you very much.
>>158345986you can tell she's just playing out the end of her contract.
>pick Jest D in draftkings lineup>Dolshits immediately become elitei am the most cursed nigga on earth
>game of the day>jets vs dolphinskino
Sports betting took over the drug game
>chudkins
Crazy how these CBs don't turn around. They would pick the ball off half the time too
THATS MY NIGGA OLLIE I GOT MONEY ON HIM
Doing a dive and then not stretching out...
chudkins brahs we did it
The Jets and Browns losing to the Dolphins and Titans would be the most Jets and Browns thing ever
What does he even do?
>>158346056shouldve consulted Jenny
>>158345954He needs to go back to "9"
>QB sneak with Manlet Murray on 4th&1 twice
>>158346152ICAN'TCATCH
>gainwell>gainsbadWhat a twist!
>virtual measurementi call jewlery
>>158346195delete this
>black special teamers
>>158346192>One 1st Rd draft pick please
>pantards
panthies could run away with the division but nahhhhh
I love and hate the texans unis at the same time
that is an absolutely absurd flag
>>158346215
they never call that on RBs wtf
it's high time refs start getting taken out
>>158346271
Wat
Hey fellas just got rid of a girl half of my age>black qbs
>can't even bang a nigga anymore
>>158346289what is he supposed to do? take the hit?
>noooo you're supposed to expose your neck, whitey!
>9x9 has 99 yardskeep winning
>>158346278You would think a suicidal fan somewhere would have killed one for a bad call by now
>>158346289>it's footballToo true. NFL is full of pussies now.
>NFL backs sports betting>refball becomes out of controljust a coincidence
cam shitaboo is a heckin quirk chungus
playing dynasty warriors 3 remaster with redzone on the laptoppy next to me. played this game 20yrs ago....go hawks!
99 YARDS PASSING
>>158346340>t. NFL exec
>>158346340no he's literally grug
>>158346289I agree grugman, this is football
>>158346348based
>>158346328Mods can we do something about this blatant antisemitism please?
>>1583463529 squared…
>another vikings humiliation ritual
>>158346289GAYAY
Calling it now, it was O'Connell. I saw videos saying McCarthy was the problem in Minnesota. I believe them now. Dude picked Murray; should've been obvious. O'Connell may have just given the Giants a franchise QB.
>>158346286You got rid of a 30 year old?
>>158346320yea over the WWE get real bro
Do the games suck today Redzonebros? I'm not feeling any yet
I just found a UPS Plane over remote Alaska on Google Earth
>Rookie kickers
>ninja.jpg
>>158346391Every Kangz fan knew this was going to happen, bro. KOC is an idiot. Good leader and hype man, but a fuckin' dumbass.
>>158346400it's early, I'm predicting a fun as fuck witching hour of total chaos
>>158346405cool
midget
>My Broncos play at 3 but the clásico is at 3Don't know what to do bros
>>158346405woa
land dragons
>>158346434why not both
vikings can't score a TD with justin jefferonget rid of kevin o shittoell already
>GenoGet fucked.
>>158346456
>Chargers will be the only winless team
can chose btw which team i hate the ost, San Fagsicso or Frausms... can someone drop a nuke on Calfornia?
>black>is black
Lets go Titans
>>158346462undefeated isnt good enough for me either
>cmc dedwait, wha happened?
Jets already tanking for the draft
>>158346434I only have 1 tv and don't like to multi screen with my laptop
>>158346437>>15834642760°19'58.70"N 144°58'35.14"W
>>158346456Can you post the Reichard FG that happened after this so I can feel better?
>>158346479hell yea :)
>gyno
What should I order from KFC?
SCOOP N SCORE
>>158346493WTF that's my house!
>>158346503directions to popeye's
>>158346434>plastic yuro """clasico""" instead of bokitaAre you even congolombian?
Scott that's Dragon Ball, not Street Fighter.
>>158346476
>>15834650318 piece family meal with a diet coke
>sack >foomble>scoop>scoreWEW
fat man flip
>dung>poonthers
>>158346532>Old QBs
I thought the buccs were bad?
MANLET FOOOOOMBLEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>158346530>Reddit
Be honest, /sp/, if you were 280lb you couldn't do 3/4 of a frontflip.
>>158346503Damn when is this from? 60s?
>>158346515>Muuuh Garra y huevos 0-0 slurpfestI prefer top tier football tyvm
FATMAN TUDDY
>>158346565When I lose the weight I'll let you know
>Tits winning >Fins winningYeah I'm thinking we trade down for a ransom when some retard team blows their load on Arch and take Jeremiah anyway
>>158346565I am 280 lbs and I could easily do 60% of a frontflip.
>>158346589>take Jeremiah anywayJ.Smith is coming to my Commies
>>158346567You just don't like football (played with the feet) if you don't like slurpers.
Complete chaos today
Chat? Is Kang Henry cooked?
>>158346632yes
pickems and survivor leagues getting blown the fuck up
>>158346494Behold
>>158346565260, 9% bf here, I can do about 50%
Every early game is a SLURPER today
that's a touchdown (he stayed inside)
>>158346661Why can't you get a 100% boyfriend?
>>158346348>dynasty warriors 3good game
lmfao they look like the two people that would be calling browns vs titans at 1 pm
>>158346684call upheld
>>158346620I have enough slurpers in my local league to seek for more suffering
>>158346705be nice anon
>>158346434
>>158346665every qb sucks. they need to help them out with some rule changes for next year; defenses are killing the game
>>158345755Huh? How is that a touch down?
>>158346686I do, it's your dad
>>158346632>bet on bucs titans and ravens today>they're all winning Oh boy surely nothing can go wrong for me between 3 and 4 pm
BRYCERYCE
>>158346725I just mean I have no idea who they are
Nice throw
Brycie feelin nicey
>>158346744Hope you like worms, because that nigga ded
>>158346525'54 apparently
it's the exact temperature outside to where its too hot to open a window but not hot enough for the AC to come on so i'm stuck using this loud box fan.
>>158346660Thanks! Love this little mug like nothing else in my life right now.
I put a 15 leg multie on and everything's paid off except two NFL games... Dolphins v Jets and Giants v Texans... I bet on Jets and Texans
>>158346776>7-17yeah, impressive
>>158346810>15 leg bet for $12fucking moron
>>158346810jetties will let you down
>>158346810>15 legs at 7.18How????? Did you just tease all the favorites to +10?
>>158346810>15 leg multie Next time just set the money on fire directly
>>158346810Jets against dolphins I get, but the texans is a mistake
>>158346810>15 leg>$86.26 payoutHow did you manage to make betting unfun?
>>158346810>all this for just 86 bucksWhat is even the point?
>my phins and the jets are so shit nobody made a game thread
Jesus christ PanthersDivision games are always unexpected
OTHER TOUCHDOWN
>>158346810this is why they win
Same ol Browns
lmao panthers
>oh yeah, the bengals exist
R A R EARE
>>158346866sneaky good uniform matchup
>>158346866kek at the retards who took the bait and started their DST.
I am having the damndest time finding a fucking stream today
>>158346898https://vipleague.vg/view-live/american-football/nfl-redzone-link-1
>>158346887Good eye
same old Vikings as well. dude ran straight into his own blocker
>they doubted 9Everyone makes mistakes. Nobody is perfect. The mark of a real man is not making the same mistake twice.
>>158346882There was a time were some including myself thought they were a superbowl team
kangz are going to win without a touchdown again
Can ward can take a hit I’ll give him that
Will FOURTH REICHard now holds the Vikings consecutive FGs made record. Nothing can ever go wrong ever again!
gosh Ward is such a useless QB. HAND THE FUCKING BALL OFF TO POLLARD
>>158346866Apologize.
SAME OLD BR-ack
>>158346923White QB trashed by the media for being White is actually good
>>158346894you were saying?
>>158346971well now what
Another dive and not stretching outI get it there was a pick once but holy moly
>tits
>Fairbairn>ball travels between the poles Crazy foreshadowing
>>158346470texans really should've won that game. CJ didn't even have to play all that well, just don't turn the ball over 3 times near his goal
CMC DED YET AGAIN
Texans all red uniform is kino
>>158346982Still 21 pts against, one play doesn't change that.
bengals suck ass man
first down
>>158347015It shouldn't matter too much because Black is a decent replacement. CMC should've been on a snap count because of his age anyway.
BAKEY IS BACK
>>158347028Ward too lazy to do the tush push?
Yep I'm thinking Bakey makes em Quakey
are guardian helmets basically like surgical masks? they don't protect you but they protect the people you play against?
>bucky Irving>is a buck>plays for the buccs
>>158347058
>>158346477i miss the bunny teeth
>>158347098No, they're more like covid masks. They don't do shit and just make the retards that bought into the meme look like faggots.
>>158346810lol 12 leg parlay for like 3x odds. Betting really is the new stupid people tax
>>158347121you just told on yourself; that feature is that of a child who has gotten their front teeth but not their molars yet
>>158347070Tush pushes are super hard on the QB + the Tits O line isn't great + Ward just isn't that big
>>1583471222 more weeks
>>158347103KEEP POUNDING
same ol
JJ > Jaxson Dart
>>158347166Jeeebus
QUICK. define "football move", /redzone/
N9NE looking downright competent
gints won this trade
>>158347166>KEEP POUNDING CHILDREN
THE BROWNS ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE AND Tennesse is not letting them off the hook just yet.
>>158347193tucking the football, side stepping a defender, taking a knee
Time change made me miss the start
67 YARDS ALERT67676767
>>158347166Kek
da giants are goin to tha playoffs
>>158347193Whatever benefits my team or my bets
ngl JJ is actually playing really well
where is the TikTok dancer spam with that one cute short black hair girl in the pink bikini?
>bungles can't stop snoop huntley
N9NE IS HIM
>>158347193I know it when I see it
>>158347166the mario maker community calls the checkpoints "CP" and I cringe every time
>>158347166>>>/cm/ approved
>>158347214feeling you
it's going to be so funny when the jj led giants beat the vikings in the wildcard round
AAAWWWWWWW YEAH we got a good old fashion tard off in Tennessee boys
If we're keepin' it a buck right now, we ass.
>>158347247that's because redditors call it something dumb and different, something about abuse and it encompasses women and bipoc
ball don't lie
>>158346989well....now what
>>158347193
>>158347033
>scam
>>158347166Kitty bros…
>>158347262oh my that would be amazing
>>158347268 C sam
Since the Giants are going to win the divvy, can we fire Quinn and trade Payne now?
>panthurds>bunglesThe giants are seriously gonna walk their division with jj Mccarthy
>>158347280
>ward picked off by wardJosh Allen gets sacked by Josh Allen-esque
>>158347305blough is the most pressing issue
do you think she approves of the colts performance so far?
FAMOUS JAMEIS
>>158347247the average person just isn't thinking about the other cp enough for it to be an issue
>those burrow vs huntley stats
>>158347330>photoshop>coke head
Do you think when Jameis eats crab legs, he arranges them into the shape of a W and giggles to himself?
>>158347327Yeah but there's no reason to get rid of an OC mid season, he's gone next year anyway
Colts are allegedly preparing a fire sale. Taylor making his bid for trade to a contender.
>>158347305amik back to wions plsbut our dumbass GM probably wouldn't even do the trade
I was told that Bryce turned a corner
>>158347393turned over to a corner
>>158347403
>>158347327not his fault his QB cant run a pro offense
>>158347385No, we're keeping him 5everYou can have Sainristil if you want
Phins are gonna blow their perfect tank beating the "Jets"
>>158347418>>158347310>>158347280I wish you boomers would leave
Snoop cant win with these cats
i bet throwing a bomb feels cool, like getting a long range sticky in halo
>>158347432boomer website
>>158347431they play the jets twice and the chargersthey were never going 0-17
how many retards do you think will do the jersey look move this weekend seeing how much attention it garnered last week? how long until they make it a penalty?
>>158347431That won't blow anything. The Chargers aren't taking a QB #1 overall, so the Phins can still take the best QB at #2
>>158347457Archie?
They should pull Baker for safety just saying
Why the fuck did Minnesota just play the PS1 startup sound over their PA?
>pennies
>>158347476Why not?
>>158347464That WOULD be a Dolphins-esque move
Snack time
kek bucs had to score 3 times
>>158347457I feel sorry for that guy
>>158347491Needs a little hot sauce
Bakey? Quakey.
>>158347464Grandpa won't allow him to play for a retard team
bakey making them quakey
>>158347491are you a bong? that is 100% a bong sandwich
B A K E YAKEY
i think the panthers might not win this game
Baker bros...we are so back
>>158347491Didn't take a photo but I've gotten really into hot dogs lately. I buy these nice sausages from the store and cook them in bulk on a weekend. I didn't know before that sausages microwave really well. ~30 seconds in the microwave and ~10 seconds for the bun (to warm it up) and it's a really good 5 minute snackAlso holy fuck Bakey is FINALLY back
Why do people like Aaron Glenn? Is it because normies are conditioned to like black people always?Dude did nothing of worth in the Jets and is going to lose to a phins tanking for Jeremiah Smith
>>158347534
>>158347432
>>158347521This is the definition of putting your body weight into a sack. By rule thats roughing the passer.If that were any elite QB, the flag would have been out the second the defender even got near him
>>158347549>Why do people like Aaron Glenn?Nobody does
>THUMBS UP for baker MayfieldYoure better than this scott
Wardian disaster incoming
Tank is back
>>158347549He's funny
lucky ass stroud missed and got intercepted by this teammate
I want to sincerely thank the anon who convinced me that Burrow is simply a Chase merchant; burrow is ass
Holy moly Dell
There isn't a single game that isn't a slurper right now
>>158347549The only "people" who like glenn are detoilet faggots who were coping.They desperately wanted Glenn to seem important to feel better about losing Ben Johnson. Glenn meant absolutely nothing, Ben meant everything
>>158347549he conned people into thinking he was a good "defensive mind" while with the lions because their 2024 offense was so good it caused other teams to press and make mistakes against defensive 3rd stringersit was great when he left, but then gamble hired his fucking inside the building protege like a retard
>>158347564Too bad, so sad.
Stroud is so ass
>>158347431tanking is a stupid idea anyways, high draft picks don't always work out so having a few wins and going 2nd or 3rd isn't a huge deal, fuck the tank
Panthers defense?
>>158347616no one liked glenn lmaolions gamethreads were literally calling for him to go in *2023* (pre playoffs even)
>>158347645>he didnt sign the contract
>punter dedActually the worst-case scenario. You just fucking lose the field position battle for the rest of the game unless your kicker or QB2 or someone can pull double duty.
>>158347564mutthomes, get off 4chan, you have a game tonight.
An o-line so bad it injures your kicker
lets all take turns making out with jennys bottom in celebration of national tight end day
>>158347464mestamaker will be #1
>>158347695make a mesta deez nuts
APOLOGIZE
if you listen close to the hints that are being dropped by the commentators and read between the lines you'll find out it's actually national tight end day today
this sucks blowouts are more fun
oh yeah, harrisons kid on the texans now
>>158347716
Surely the tight end team wins on national tight end day, right?
Stroud is gonna have a decent enough season to get extended and the Texans are gonna regret it.
Todd monkey
>Symzt>pronounced SchmidtPoland...
>>158347542>microwaving hot dogs
>>158347752hopefully
>>158347753>Young>Nix I'm sure missed a few.
9ine is ELITE
NEW>>158347764>>158347764>>158347764>>158347764NEW>>158347764>>158347764>>158347764>>158347764
>>158347786Absolutely disgusting
>>158347542I like real frankfurters, prefer skinless.Heinkels, Koegels, Usingers, Fischers, Sahleens.Never all beef, has to have pork base in it. Look for specific organ meat like pork heart or beef heart. Chicken based is bad. If it says No Nitrates its an immediate NO.No Nitrates just means they added Celery or Cherry powder/juice, which has a huge amount of natural nitrates. Its bullshit marketing. So you still get nitrates but it makes them taste like shit. That weird sort of off flavor every big box hot dog has comes from the celery/cherry in it and it fucking sucks. I was a big Ballpark fan until they changed the formula to make it "nitrate free". They fucking suck now
