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Coach Crime Rate
Butt.
>>158378927Dak is gonna win the mvp this year
Unironically, who would (You) want to see perform at a Super Bowl? Nobody ridiculously famous, but an artist/band that you like that you think has a setlist that could function well live, which I think is something a lot of people have a tendency to underestimate; not every artist or their music is made for live performances.
>>158378993interceptRyS
>>158378993
INTERCOOOPTION
>>158378977and there it is
its overlmao
I am using this walrus to represent interceptions.
>PICK
that's game
what happened to her?
gn /sp/
Stupid fucking eagles
PICKED
mamma mia
Eagles losing is good for teams looking to buy players, because the Eagles are going to be selling their players if they lose.
>>158378994Most Valuable Padder?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha tanner mcsucks!!!!
I actually thought for a second that the cowboys would blow it, but the iggles now have the 6th pick in the draft :D
Looks like the Cowboys are gonna winAmanda Fix is pleased
How do I get a girlfriend in 2026?
>>158379038Look I understand subway isn't the best food in the world, but I really fucking wany that meatball sub right now.
>>158379005Cake, I dunno if they'd even be good live I just think they're a neat band
>>158379059Fuck off jew
We might actually be dem bois for once.
>>158379035she used to be so hot
>>158379035
You are all seriously underestimating the cowboys ability to fuck up games
>>158379035got fat plus no makeup plus unflattering anglefuck israel
>secure connection failed on every streamWhat the fuck? It's every website/server
>>158379062Approach her and be nice, but actually be Patrick Bateman.
>>158379005Dio
>>158379035got married, popped out a couple kids. the usual
>>158378927Hol up, hol up. You niggas telling me the Dallas Cowboys football team has a player named Dick Poopscoot as their qb?? Lmao wtf?!
>>158379062we dont
>>158379005Affiance is a metal band but the singer's pipes are insane and I think it would work.
>>158379090The NFL commissioner is gonna visit you personally and deal with the matter soon
why is dak the only pro qb to use "yeah here we go" as his cadence
>>158379077Bro it shouldn't have even been this close. Idk what's wrong with your defense, the fangio scheme isnt even that complicated.
CAN'T STOP ADDICTED TO THE SHINDIG
>>158379062Armed robbery, tell her to put the pussy in the bag
>>158379005Metallica
>>158379109dude, i will shit on your chest.
Iggles bodies stacking up.
>>158379115The entire division is shit this year. That's what happens.
>>158379005Lamb of God featuring an end zone to end zone wall of death crashing at the 50.
>>158379130ad money stacking up.
>>158379062Be yourself
>>158379005Mastodon
So who gets Barkley?
There's those applebees sizzlin skillets again
>>158379137Eew, don’t lump my 4-2-1 Giants in with the rest of the peanut gallery.
>>158379118Prescott he says I'm gonna win bigChoose not the life of long punt returnsDistant skill gap from reserve QB to Hurts
How is this even possible? I subscribed to Bonnie Blue for about $25 USD a month. It’s really cheap for all the content you get.
Moro Ojousama probably likes BL.
>>158379158Jacksonville
>>158379078I imagine her career is pretty hard on people
>>158379005>Nobody ridiculously famous,pfft Taylor should every SB halftime for like a decade.
>>158379162>JJ McCarthylmao
>>158379161that gatlic steak one looked good...i'm thinking about food againmmm
>>158379162The only reason you aren't failing is because of Takeshi six N9ine.
>>158379168Kill yourself
>>158379168no refractory pertiod
>>158379158Seattle.
Bro imagine paying for porn when we have AI. You are a sad, strange little man.
ESPN 2K5 and Madden 11 are getting huge overhaul mods. Please don't give modern Madden your money.
>>158379196you payed for porn before AI?
>>158379182That's Rose Bowl offensive MVP JJ McCarthy to you
>>158379196>fapping to AIunironically worse than paying for porn
>>158379168How many miles of dick is that?
>>158379196there is an unlimited amount of free porn too. you just go online and it's all free.
is the eagles franchise over?
>>158379201i pirated madden 27
a delay of game should be like a 50 yard penalty or somethingforce offenses to snap the ball when they're unprepared so we get more chaos, and stop this shitty offside baiting meta we get every 4th down
>>158379192How do I speed up my refractory period?
>>158379212yea but you have to pay for Internet and electricity too. that shit ain't free. I'll stick to my magazines tyvm.
SACKEDSACKEDSACKED AGAIN LOL
How would you make punts worth fantasy points? Net yardage + 1 for fair catch?
>>158379168It never happened. If it did there would have been a video.
My bills would blown out both these teams lol
>>158379224It's always funny when some dumb fuck falls for it though
>>158379214It's just a bad season. They happen.
>>158379218Pirating is extremely based, but I think the older games are still better.
>>158379225de age yourself
Korn would be such a epic halftime show
Maybe now the Eagles will fire the wannabe Soprano wops on the staff and get some actual competent coaches
>>158379168god i wish i was her
>>158379214lol, no
These teams fucking suck
It seems like it's kind of a big deal to have to play a backup QB. Why did the announcers not consider this when making their picks?
>anons really think the saarhawks won't rapidly sink into retarded mismanagement hell under their new ownershipI see you've never seen Indian managers in action, must be nice.
Joy Division should do the halftime show.
It can't possibly be.
Why can't mac jones get a starting QB gig these days?
>>158379214she fucks the dog doesn't she
>sack>sack>turnover on downsWhat are the iggles doing?
>>158379068>>158379093>>158379104>>158379139Gonna listen to an album each by the end of the week.For me personally, I'd go with Coheed and Cambria. Obviously they're more known for long, science-fiction anthems/ballads, but they also have at least one pop-rock song per album. For universal appeal, I'd choose>A Favor House Atlantic>The Liars Club>Someone Who Can>Jessie's Girl 2 (ft. Rick Springfield)>The Pavillion (A Long Way Back)in that order.No offense Metallica and Mastadon anons, but I'm already pretty familiar with them. Still, I'd take 'em over everything from the last decade or so.
Lame game desu
>>158379196Who the fuck paid for porn?
>>158379241just like how michael b jordan blew out her pussy?
MY nigga bilmuri should do the halftime show.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx-px3PNyD0
>>158379005Deafheaven
>>158379284It's the Sirianni prevent offense
It's been a week since I came out and I think my family started a groupchat without me :/
>>158379314Added to the list
>>158379005Peter Hook & the Light
>>158379179If she offered to do it on the condition that they have to give it to her for a decade straight I think the NFL would say yes in a heartbeat.
How bad do you have to be to get styled on by poop pooppoop and the Dallas defense?
Please end this game already
Flick it to Lamb lol
>>158379300My sweet Jewish princess would allow no such thing
>>158379005Red Hot Chili Peppers just for them to play Californication in SoFi
>>158379331>and the Dallas defense?It's shocking the Eagles scored over 20 wtf are you talking about?
>>158379278apparently the Niners want a 2nd round pick for him
>>158379299Back in the early 2000's I remember feeding dollar bills into the video booths at my local adult bookstore
>>158379323faggot.
Would eagles fans trade Sirianni for McCarthy as head coach?
It looks like the Cowboys are going to win.
>>158379287Coheed would be good, they were great live last time I saw them
>>158379233How are you even posting here then?
>>158379342what’s the appeal for Josh Allen? He could have literally any white woman of his choice. He really is just a kike puppet.
>>158379005Erykah BaduOutkast reunionOasis Smashing Pumpkins The Cure LCD Soundsystem We’ve already gotten Kendrick, Prince, Rolling Stones and U2. So that’s great
>>158379356Aren't they still starting middle school girls in the secondary?
>>158379374i love coheed. they would not put on a good half time show.
alright we sellingcall and make me some offers
>>158379279I wish
>>158379346>RHCPunironically a good choice
SLOPDOWN>SLOPDOWNSLOPDOWN>SLOPDOWNSLOPDOWN>SLOPDOWN
shit teams, okay game given the circumstances.
Jerruh is so happy mang
>injury report literally looks like a high school essay Lmao what the fuck
>>158379005Queens of a stone age
>roseman spottedalso I can't believe they aren't flexing the game next Sunday night
>>158379331Eagles are half ded.Cowboys have a lot of talent on offense but you can read them like a pop-up book.
>special needs teams
>eagles in charge of kick return
>>158379396Give us Ojomo for Klay Kubiak straight up
My boys wonned :)
see you Thursday friends
No, not my heckin superbowl chanmpions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
,>can't even catch a kick off
>>158379428They actually declined to flex it last week lol. Bet theyre regretting that now
MOON APPEARANCE
>>158379328>>158379346>>158379390>>158379427
THIS GAME OF AMERICAN FOOTBALL BROUGHT TO YOU BY: THE MOON
>>158379442>cant even greentext
>>158379436>>158379442Ironically that's the Eagles SIXTH string RB. I don't know if he's ever even caught a kickoff before
>>158379440>panthers packerslol nice
The Cowboys are victorious tonight!
>>158379414a rock band from los angeles performing at halftime in the los angeles superbowl? get out of town not if jay z has something to say about it
Time to show pissy eagles fans leaving the stadium
>>158379447whyravens bills was right there
>>158379388She’s cute, talented, and probably really good at sucking dick.
PHILLY RIOT LIVESTREAM WHEN?
>>158379468Quit holding Meauxceauxceaux hostage!
Don't throw a pick dude
>>158379476kek how should I know i was shocked they didnt flex it
>>158379484Eagles fans only riot when we win
Iggles are fucked fucked this season, huh?
Holy shit they cleared out the stadium fast
Wait why wasn't stowers playing all game?
>>158379503Before or after eating horseshit?
honestly, this eagles QB did pretty good considering.
>>158379484I wish EDP still streamed
>>158379509Yeah no shit dude lol they were tucked two weeks ago. Howie needs to sell, fire Sirianni, and focus on tanking into the draft.
>>158379510Literally crying and shaking right now
>>158379510traffic is a bitch around the sports complex
Why don't they show the crowd?
Lotta game left
>>158379539lolno
>>158379539It's over
Lotta season left
Holy shit there's literally no one left in the stands that's brutal kek
Shit teams lmao
>>158379549Philly is dead both physically and mentally as a team. Better to blow it up now
Giggle at the iggle
Why are the eagles players smiling and joking?If I was an eagles fan, I'd be fuming. You just lost to the cowboys.
>>158379568Because they know that their coach who they fucking hate is gonna get fired for this at the end of the season
>>158379568Still got paid
HOL UPHOL UPHOL UPWE DEM GOYZ
Apologize
One of the worst teams I've ever seen in my entire life. Like stepping in garbage that lingers around and you can never find the source of it. Puke and bile.
This game was a lot of fun....NOT!
FINALLYSome good fuckin pharma adsCosentyxbros we can't stop winning
>>158379582Fans need to bring back the batteries, that'll motivate these fucks.He's been a bit poor recently but Nick had them playing some formidable football at one point, they should show some respect.
>>158379592skipbros...
>>158379484The WIP post game call-in gonna be litty
