zachy's bf editionAus are 58/2
draw looms
this is all head's fault
loss looms
YFO
What’s with SAs weird obsession with the word ‘unbreakable’
>>158395783DeBeers coded
>>158395772why is there a man there?this inclusivity faggotry has gone too far!
>>158395780>lost his head.webmmore likelost his footing.webm
>tfw no gf to take to the BBL
>>158395786Tbf he has the best arse
>drop smith but not labuskaghkhanknee
>>158395790but his name is head not footing
>>158395793the stacy kfc buckethat gf vs the stern grouch generic hat wearing gf
>>158395793Uhh, bros... what's she doing with her hands
just read ausjeet's essay
>>158395799What’s her problem
If Travis Head was the lowest part of a buildings foundation he'd be Travis Footing.
Has the "all-rounder" thought about scoring a run
>>158395807he's trying to surpass the 0 (33)
If Travis Head came in at #11 he'd be Travis Foundation
why did they drop boland?
>>158395769depressing levels of Dio and St Cuths dating history
>>158395811made everyone else look bad, should've stayed in his lane
called this yesterday
Green doesn’t pass the eye test
>>158395809was*
you happy countysperg?youve posted your lil cutesy bake now
>>158395816Honestly, he was amazing early on in shield but had a big back injury and he's been 70% of what he was back then for a while now. He's just decided "well it's not getting better" and trying to play regardless. When he's on he's on.
SA will still losejust not enough runs up
>>158395812I know that feel bro x
In fact, Green's back is clearly always fucked and it's kinda based Green plays through it every game. I have a similar issue, you just deal with it and move on, but he's doing better than me. Scored a century not too long ago.
>>158395831Holy self insertion
also got a screwed up back and tried to shadow bat at JD sports recently and felt I couldn't really hit any big shots. it's grim. not even 40 or anything
this camerwork is fucking rooted. if the ball goes anywhere that isn't first slip the fucking cunts are so slow it's at the boundary by the time they adjust
>>158395831>>158395834>1min apart
>>158395831based 0/100 bowleranon
>>158395838GOTTEM OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>158395834Same issue (bowler).My technique was far far worse though kek.You shouldn't have back issues at 20.>falling off a roof didn't help
Is 0(5) with your place on the line good?
green is going to find his sea legs and WILL get a cenny we are witnessing the start of a legend
Green has kidney disease
>>158395849five wickets for 0 runs, yes.0 runs for 5 balls, no.
imagine if green had an >elite summer
>>158395849He was doing well for the first few balls. George will appreciate the effort
>>158395856fuark that would be >elite
>>158395851And that as well?Maybe I should get that checked...
>>158395851There's probably a joke about a Baggy Green in there somewhere
Do you blokes own a massage chair?
is Coetzee related to Colonel Coetzee out of Blood Diamond?
>>158395867>just pay for it by the hour iykwimwim
>>158395868yes
Green is a man mountain
>>158395871keewwwlll
looking a bit green around the gills
>>158395875Sounds like a case of the Shubman Gill's
how can you become elite if your name is literally green
>>158395878Play golf instead
Are you blokes watching the cricket
>>158395881woah
>>158395791I do IT shit so cannot deal with indiansliterally every single one just mumbles shit incoherently and says random strings of words until somebody else fixes shit Have not met a single one who can even slightly do their job
>mum has kidney cysts>sister had nephritis >doctor just assumed my issue was lumbar>have been stupid with soft drinks for years>same crappy groundwater tap supply (gnangara/jandakot) as GreenI'm beginning to think it was never a back issue. I'm freaking out lads.But why has the pain gone down? I haven't corrected shit?
what are you lads going to do while they eat cucumber sandwiches for lunch?
He'll be eating his greens at lunch
>>158395884booooooooooooooooooooo
Don’t want to go to bed want to stay up chilling and watching cricket
>>158395882at lunch? nahWatching aoe2 clips.
>>158395898crisp teutons on black forest
>>158395898Ain’t played that shit since 05, still remember the sound effects
>they let plebs on the field at half time pretty kewl
bit rich from warner that
>>158395898incredibly based
>>158395926ok he kinda redeemed himself lmao
will be getting a mcflurry I reckon
>>158395921>saarscore
>>158395926>>158395935what happened?
>>158395936Have a piece of fruit instead, future you will be grateful
>>158395939He called khawaja a sand monkey
>>158395947dang thats crazy bro
>>158395953when unc still posts facebook
>>158395885I know 2 competent ones at work, which still means the ratio is 1:50, but it's amazing that there's actually any.
Just woke up, how is the prodigy marnus Labuschagne going?
love sucking dicks
Izzat where he got stabbed?https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-10-03/captain-smit-machchhar-friend-pilot-tells-of-shock-and-relief/107223014
>Labuschagne>0 (5)Sure am glad Boland was dropped instead.
>>158395944fuck that guy
Mark Howard is a fucking faggot but he's still better than all of us
>>158395960
How much do umps get paid for a test? I read 5k, that seems like not much
>>158395657where's your visa iykwim haha
>>158395986Officially or off the books?
>>15839598612k aud for a test apparently
Part 1: The Australian Man>>>/wsg/6256054Part 2: The Australian Mug>>>/wsg/6260323(you didn't see me fuck this post up the first time)
>>158395904>>158395911>>158395931I lied, I made this graph.Every time I look it makes me laugh.>howstats data if wondering
haha that webm poster fucked up his first post
>>158396004
Mark Howard would not only be seething about the girl calling him the australian man and giving him that mug and making fun of him, he would also be seething because she calls him Mark, he hates to be called Mark, you're supposed to call him Howie
>>158396004Lmao I saw that, how embracing
CRIGGY IS BACK fuck they take too long to shovel a six pack and 2 meat pies into their gullets
>>158395996Right that seems a bit more reasonable
>>158395911DE is um... ok, bretty gud though I hate some things like so many fucking dlc. But it's about to turn to shit because activision.>I stream up to 3-4 things at once and people started calling this zoomer behaiviourI've been doing this since like ... 2008 and thought everyone my age did this. Apparently not.
>>158396011I imagine they eat traditional South African food like...
>>158396007mark coward
Every 60 seconds in South Africa a minute passes
>>158395999thanks for these
>>158395921But I did that at the waca like 2-3 times with have-a-go.One was Hayden's 380 too. Insane luck. Insane innings.>had to go home early because a kid had heatstroke and feinted with a nosebleedAh yes, the waca. So comfortable in 35-40C heat.
coetzee will chimp out at some point today
rabada should only be allowed to bowl once an innings imo
>>158396028hope so not much happening right now
>>158396023imagine your name literally being loose poo
I love the south african woman
uh green bullybros?
>>158396038this but only the black ones
>>158396041wtf timing as i post thiswebm that
>>158396048
>>158396040Hard to get out when the field isn't well placed. Not sure what they're trying.
>>158396050why did you post this
Why can't any of these fucks score big?
>>158396049based webmGOD thanks
>>158396050just random the field they're looking for another retarded chop on
CHEATS
>>158396040>>158396050ermmmmmmmmmawkies
HOWEVER
no try errr not out
CHEATING FUCKSNEVER FORGET THAT THESE FUCKING FAGGOTS MADE A DOCUMENTARY IMMEDIATELY AFTER SANDPAPER DESPITE HAVING A LONG, LOOOOONG HISTORY OF BEING CHEATING FUCKS
CHEATING SOUTH AFRICANS!>>158396007If we're lucky, he's already had his "The Australian Man" shortened to Tam & Tammy.
>team cheating at cape town
>>158396066>decision pending>nonce
>claiming that DIRTY DAWGS
>>158396067What?
Get fucked ausgaylia
>>158396072Not out any day. Not even close.
>none of Australia's players are the "hardest working" according to jonsson workwearrigged
DIRTY FOOKIN CHEATS
now close your fookin eyes third umpireKEEP YOUR FOOKIN EYES CLOSED
hey you're still in good work but how about some runs
SCORE A HUNDRED YOU GIANTIC (physically) CUNTS
how come coetzee has that anime headband
they're scoring at almost 5 runs an over for the last 10 overs, that's too fast for proper test cricket
>cut to birds>no cut to birds in the crowdmissed opportunity
>>158396106there was a cut to the camerahijabi at least
The winner of this test wins the series
>>158396101he wanted to be a tennis player but now he has to work for a living instead
morn’ gemmas xhttps://x.com/trungtphan/status/2115162332187996572
Not hating but Head being good at test cricket makes a mockery of our once great game.
>>158396113morning how'd you sleep :D
>>158396115His strike rate is 83, it's just not (test) cricket
Who's winning?
>gets hit by rabada>takes off all clothes>feed cuts to scenery what did he mean by this
>>158396121not marnus I'll tell you that much
Renshaw's helmet makes him look like a dork
>>158396126He needs more time
>>158396116liek a baby ngl x
Remember when South Africa had a racial quokka
>>158396131he can have the rest of his career in the shield, that's plenty of time to play cricket
commentators having a sook lol
>>158396136*quota
GreenGOD
>>158396139it's not fair bros...
>>158396139Gimi?
WALLOP wicky this over
>>158396136they still do they have 2 actual good black players now which makes the quota without them having to fuck themselves
I hope webm guy got that bluesky kinography
KEK THEY'VE DONE HAZLEWOOD AGAIN
>>158396153this one?
kek i love the binocular bit, rekon the aussies do it on purpose
>>158396156Lol
>160 odd
Mark Nicholas is fucking based
wow zachy's bf harmer took 2 pointless wickets in a losing game amazing
>>158396156>both marsh brothers playingIt was a simpler time, a better time some would argue
>>158396161
So does Cameron Green still have the highest average in Sheffield Cricket? 53ish?Ignoring the South Aus rookie that just got a century after 1 match wtf? Noah McFadyen? Got a century on debut but didn't play the next match recently? What happened? Surely he didn't get dropped. That would be absurd. They lost that game.
>>158396169jej
GONE GOTTEM ANTOEHR FOR HARMO
>>158396169
celebrappealing cunt
>>158396175You're asking too many questions, I don't have the answers.
>>158396179we all do it
>>158396160Isn't Boland's head behind those mountains?
>>158396169Based
we'll have a pooview thanks
kekKEKK E K
SAME OLD AUSSIES ALWAYS CHEATING
mark nicholas fucking hates us doesn't he, constant seething
pitching: outside the line>>158396160>>158396165based
is zack in this thread?
Lmao
>>158396180based me
>>158396160Newlands is so kino/cric/ino?
Harmer was just wanting to keep the pace of play up by running off after that delivery, good sporting intent
How the fuck was that not an umpires call on pitching.
>>158396191Did it all start here?
>>158396169Kek
feel bad about this one desu...
you'll never get us out!! AUSGODS ON TOP
>>158396169You can tell which two blokes are the autists very easily.
My bedsheets are too warm
>>158396199he's so fucking shit
>>158396198maybe they got cheapo hawkeyewhen starc got rabada lbw it did the same thing
>back to back 50 singlesbased
It's funny not even the British can come up with their own version of hotspot shows how much more advanced we are. Obviously it is beyond South Africa and India though.
Are there any gardening generals on this website?
>In 1996, Smith, Jones and Williams were the most common surnames among babies born across England and Wales. Taylor, Brown, Davies, Evans, Thomas, Johnson and Wilson rounded out the top ten. >Three decades later, the top ten surnames among newborns are Smith, Khan, Ahmed, Ali, Jones, Hussain, Singh, Williams, Patel and Kaur.A day without being subjugated is a day wasted for engshitters
>>158396202I feel that block was awful. Bat is so far out.
>>158396215yep go to >>>/diy/ then search for /npk/ or gardening :)
>>158396215check /out/ or /diy/
>>158396216>Hey girls, want to marry a guy and become 'Smith, Jones or Williams'?Big yikes desu. Can see why they'd go for a decent surname like Khan.
>>158396220>>158396221Thanks.
Reminder that I have the greenest thumbs in /cric/
I thought the idea of the Aussie house with the big garden was dead and that everyone in the main cities had built a house in their garden?
>>158396216They might finally produce a decent spinner.
>>158396230
I reckon for the upcoming Australian season, Cricket Australia should sack Pat Cummins as Captain and replace him with Marnus Labuschagne.
Was the camera just focused on a black womans arse?
>man blocks view of kween
>>158396193nah he cowardly hides under his bed from Mon-Thu ever since I came up with the toothpick arms mick
>>158396236He seems like an ideas man or should I say ideas marn haha
>>158396236Can captain marnus rid the cricket of the welcome to country and the pink test
>marn starts doing the traditional captians rev up speech pre match>NOICE ONE GAZ CUM ON BOYS >OOOOOHH OHHHHH>REVIEW THAT ONE YEEEAAAHHH GAAAAZZZ
>>158396247>christmas photo coming up>better get out my nice singlet
give me a home among the gumtreeswith lots of plum trees
So hyped for the NZ test series.... Not!
>>158396243why wont the nonce freak just fuck off for good?
>scores a century on debut for South Aus when sorta on ropes>not in the team against Qld and WAI can't find any news on this, is it an injury?If not, that's absolutely ludicrous.
>>158396238The South African cricket aesthetic is being able to hear everything they're gossiping about in the back of the combox and the camera man finding hot chicks in the crowd
Hey that's not a cricket webm
>>158396266yeah the giggles in the comm box are pretty cute
Put the phone away cummins
>>158396247Would honestly batter the chick in the middle
Renshaw kinda having issues with spin?>>158396264nice spin there too.
>>158396247>Strafford genesit's criminal how much weight the sisters put on
>>158396266>stump mic audibly picking up OH MY FUCK and commentators laughing about itYep, it's kino time
So Renshaw is like our third best batsperson now?
>>158396136they still do in wa iykwim haha
>>158396272What does that mean? You want to beat her?
>>158396272hey 'mate'I took the never silent never violent oath in grade 11This kind of chat about queens is not onta
>>158396263He was dropped for Liam Scott to come back into the team
>>158396247>The guy next to staffoIs he the tradie that keeps getting posted in /afl/?
>>158396282Yeah, just behind Scott Boland and Travis Head
>>158396294I call them Travis Scott.
>>1583962471. crazy eyes behind the dog2. glasses3. big girl with the little dog4. white dots5. thunderthighs in the middle6. blue shirt7. ho ho ho
>>158396296like bradgelina?
right I'm going to bednow you all better behave and remember to get a good amount of sleep please
>>158396286*Size queens
>>158396301but criggy is on
>>158396287How do you drop someone that just got a century?Then again, Aus dropped someone who got 5er bowling for a player (the captain) that didn't get a wicket 1st innings.
marnus put your cock away
>>158396301gn
>>158396297>4. white dotsAll her fat went to her upper arms. Otherwise in decent nick.
>>158396299Precisely.
>>1583963014 hrs?
What is this Australian teams brand? What's their one wood?
>you will never experience thiswhy live
kek does anyone actually like howie I'm starting feel bad for him there was nothing but contempt for him in that commbox shot
>>158396306Packing meat.
>>158396318Cricket tix aren't that expensive mate, I've been multiple times.
>>158396318any time i see a couple now i just look away and pretend they don't exist
>>158396318>tfw you see it
>>158396319>>>/wsg/6260333 why did he insult that chad's sunnies for no reason, killed the vibe instantlyhe's so cringe sometimesalso trips
>>158396318Is that Tommy sewell
>>158396319LEAVE HOWIE ALOOOONE
>>158396326Lmao what a weird moment
>>158396319He is the kid in highschool who always trys to hangout with the cool kids and always trys and jokes with them but always goes to far or just not funny
>>158396318>wallabies tat
>>158396305They dont want him in the team,they alreadyhave two allrounders, Scott and Manenti
>>158396326
>>158396325lol
>>158396332>meanwhile, the waca will turn you away back in the day for not having enclosed shoes and neat attireI remember nearly getting turned away as a kid for thongs, but for some reason they just warned us that time (normally they wouldn't even do that).How does this work with the pool now?
>>158396340Kek
I think howie would have been a very good coach if I was in under 12s again
Hulk Hogan has died
>>158396347he's downstairs
>>158396347SAY IT AIN'T SO, BROTHER.
>>158396343Brisbane has fallen, they took out the gabba pool
>>158396326my head canon is that he is absolutely hating his time in SA, and is getting playfully bullied by all of the saffa 'tators off air but he's too insecure to handle it
Howie never played a sport, the footy guys don't respect him either
>>158396347rip
>>158396350No need for it. It's always one big pool nowadays.How do they play cricket in Brisbane at all?
>>158396343
imminently about secure an ethically sourced practice gf
enough hemming and hawing
>>158396355Wayne Carey never respected anyone though, that's kinda redundant.
I'm more maidenless than these batsmen!! GET SOME RUNS!
>>158396367A made in china plastic dummy?
Will green?
>>158396371It's over
Shaun Pollock was pretty great to watch. Caused huge headaches for a long time.
>>158396372yeah but nerdy and nice and on working holiday
Marco Jansen is the worst #1 ranked bowler this century
KKR chutney boy cam green saving the convicts here
>>158396352kek based you called it
>>158396385He's up there with Lillee for me, the fuck are you talking about?And he can bat.
Pitch back to being a road?
Ausgaylia are gonna make 500, they're gonna fucking win this
>>158396401heyyyyy wait a minute
>>158396401shut the fuck up cunt they shit and about to poolapse for 200
the scary 70s
These are the two best teams in the world currently
the gutless giant becomes the gritty bully
Why is Jansen only bowling mid 130s now?I swear he was pushing 150 last series.
I hate the global meme leagues because now there are gay ass competitions across the world but every single one of them has the same collection of bashers. The Italian T10 will be exactly the same as the Canadian T10. What fun is it seeing Jimmy Anderson playing for "Napoli" if he's just going to be bowling to Jason Roy
if we keep this up we might manage a draw
do NOT let aussie stadium security see this!!!!!!
>>158396434snek
That cup snake could be a record if they're lax at this venue.>>158396432Leg theory.
>>158396434marnie is getting flashbacks
Sunrisers chutney boy Marco Jansen with the breakthrough!
>huge noise the commentators scream>tiny spike
Renshaw wtf.>thought he could get away with thatPeople usually walk that for a reason.
>>158396443siraj with a bumrah impression>>158396451With such a tiny "spike" he probably didn't feel it and it could be any noise like shoe spikes on the ground or a pad buckle
>>158396448>tinyThat wasn't tiny.
>>158396418oops sorry my bad in hindsight I shouldn't have posted this
GONE GOTTEM
>>158396458>>158396457that is tiny for ultraedge
All out for 250 odd now you just feel
>>158396462>>158396464Didn't know ice hockey was popular in SA
its over follow on looms *loads up d2*
poolapse
>>158396443I used to think he was a gigantic fuckhead but I heard his interview after he bowled england out in that test where he said that he googled a picture of Ronaldo doing a Tsuu to inspire himselfhe's just borderline retarded, thats why he does it. And now it's just funny
GONE GOTTEM ITS NOT EASY BEING GREEN HES FUCKING GONE
>>158396461meant 200
literally was just thinking this is a real both set batsman get out at the same time kind of partnership
>stream dies>reload>green out
to bat>carey>connolly>cummins>starc>lyon>hazlewoodyep we're not getting the first innings lead
>Jansen has tapped into stone and the water's gushing outwtf is this a jeet saying?
roolapse
so did CA just get lazy and just rely on all the uncs thinking they would play forever and didn't search for replacement talent
>and now 4 wicketsSame time as yesterday. That Cape Doctor again?
business idea: eleven batsmen lineup
>>158396488you need talent to be available to be able to find replacement talent
>>158396490based ed smith on holiday
>>158396492b-b-but we're australia we all grow up playing with our plastic bats and tennis balls in our backyards
0 (5)0 (4)brave
>connolly nextSigh. Gotta open another energy drink then...I'm so fucking sunburnt though. Cooked. kek3 days in a row. Sunscreen is a scam.
>>158396488Basically everyone who's being doing good in shield has had a go at this stage
>>158396498what sunny screen do you have so I know not to buy it
>>158396488its not because of laziness. Its because they kept winning everything all the time. So there was never a reason to bring anyone in. As long as the uncs put their hand up and say they want to play they have the runs/wickets on the board to justify their position over anyone else. Also for the last few years in domestic cricket they have specifically made bowler friendly pitches to speed the game up, so no one can really bat anymore.
>>158396501its time for konstas 2.0
>>158396486roolapse sounds more like its talking about a relapse though I guess Green is relapsing into being shit haha
>>158396503>made bowler friendly pitches to speed the game up, so no one can really bat anymore.that makes a lot of sense
Connolly is a weird looking fella but I feel like I can trust him if that makes sense
>>158396509
>>158396509always trust a BBL player
>>158396512Aura gamble paid off
every time I head lbw I think it means "leg behind wicket" am I retarded
>>158396519*hearfuck
>>158396521>>158396519an absolute mess of posting there anon
>>158396519>answering your own question in your post
>>158396502coles, I'm like this with all sunscreen lately.few suspicious freckles too.
do you think annie will know who cooper is if he scores a ton?
>>158396473well his name is Muhammad
>>158396524it's leg before wicket m8
>>158396527there was a huge recall and scandal over sunscreen because almost all of them failed testing since they send the initial batch for testing and then 'water it down' and use inferior ingredients after.
>>158396527that sucks might have to spend a bit more on a brand ay>>158396530or just do like this bitch does and have an inch thick layer of make up on
>>158396510I think we find out today where he's at.But he's been looking solid for ages now.
i'm fuck
>>158396536>or just do like this bitch does and have an inch thick layer of make up onThey use face filters. They probably do have makeup on but they use the filters as well to smooth everything because jeets don't realise the difference.
if your leg was behind the wicket you are also probably out
I'm using sun tan lotion this summer, my arms and legs are too white
are they really gonna drink tea?
cooper...
>>158396539hi fuck i'm anon
>>158396534I was already aware.Beats being 100% burned regardless.But I am mad because I could be in trouble because of it.
>>158396543I'm too unc for this world
>>158396550Why of all the women would you go after the one who has sucked 1000 cocks?
What's worse is my dad has never used sunscreen, is brown as hell now, never had cancer.I'm starting to believe sunscreen is the real cause of cancer because my mum was on it early and she has so many it's absurd. Barely goes outside too.It's so tiresome.
Lesego!
>>158396563people used to spend their whole lives outside working fieldswe're designed to be in the sun, no need for "protection"
>>158396564the italian man
>>158396550>see meno response>replies to her story with commentno response only heart react>you in melbs currently?no responsegrim grim grim grimhe shouldnt have taken the hint after the first no reply
>>158396550I changed my mind, I don't trust him anymore.
>>158396545That's just oil from memory. Definitely don't use oil.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lipid_peroxidationhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RancidificationSunscreen, from memory, is meant to avoid this(?). Mum used zinc screens as a kid though. Bit different. Zinc is not good either I've heard, but don't quote.>mud is though
>>158396575nothats the rizz of a trustworthy man
>>158396569>a hot sexy international BBL champion gets ghosted what hope do I have
>>158396550Why is this so blurry?
>>158396563Is your dad indian by any chance?
>>158396565>>158396563australia has the highest skin cancer rates in the worldpeople worked outside in the sun and covered up when they couldyou're a fucking moron if you legit think you can repeatedly expose your skin to the sun all the time and get burned and think there will never be consequences for it. one of the older guys at my work right now has skin cancer and hes a former cricketer
>>158396583>hot sexyhe look like the missing link
>>158396565What's worse is that>part abo>didn't even get the skin so I go lobsterWhat even was the point, White Australia Policy?Can I reroll my genes? It works like gacha right?>none of the sports skillz eitherJUST.
mum ordered me to shave my "disgusting beard"
garn bed
>>158396600I think you look handsome and bara
>>158396608gn :3 x
>>158396608whys that
>>158396590>you're a fucking moron if you legit think you can repeatedly expose your skin to the sun all the time and get burned and think there will never be consequences for it.Yeah but I get burned going to the shop at 5pm with cream on. It's kinda... unavoidable.I've been super heavy on the cream and it's stopped the burns most of the time. But you're bound to miss something and when you have a job digging in the yard or on a site it's just unavoidable. I think that's why the spots.>back of me kneesI just never ever get it properly.Also it's not like sunscreen manufacturers have a conflict of interest or anything.>if treatments worked, people would eventually stop requiring them>if the sunscreen stopped all the burning, people would use less per day
>>158396600based mummyscrub up champ
>>158396600does it look worse than mine?
>bavuma succumbs to the stadium cooking
>>158396625just needs oil and to be grown longer :)
>>158396626you mean Rabada>hasn't taken the field and has some stomach issue
>Jansen isn't on the field eitherohnonoaussies spiked the tea
what the fuck did they put in that food
wait what?! food poisoning that is that quick ??? seafood? or was it at lunch
>tries to food poison pozzies>mix the order up and give it to your own teamstate
>>158396588no like 1/4 or 1/8 aboGreat grandad served in WWII and the kids had to move in with a "family" (which is nonsense but that's what he said) while he was away. Wife "had a tram accident" (probably suicide or murder because this is the 30s) and the kids were raised by the family until their dad came back. Served in PNG and there's no medals or anything, just 1 coin from there. Nan had clear trauma but I never realised until much older. The family tried to cover up the great grandfather's existence and nothing was talked about until much later in my life.So yeah, fuck Australia. Fuck Neville.And fuck Michael Clarke, he's a gay cunt.
what evidence do they need to show the umpires when incapacitated? are we relying on the honour system? Are they just resting them to come back in an hour and smash wickies?
>the rumour is that Howie went down to have lunch with the SA team but Howie was too nervous to eat anything and Rabada asked if he was going to eat that...
kayo tries to show me some nba or mlb jewry instead of the cricket fuck this site and company
>>158396443i like it when you can't even see the thing at first>>158396473doesn't surprise me, he does seem low iq
>>158396652you can sub off at any point, just cant bowl again for as many overs you were off fornot uncommon for a sub fielder to be on the field for 25% of an innings, you just dont see them on camera because they field in shit spots
>>158396657I'm enjoying them sending me txts begging me to come back for 50% off premium for 1 month
>>158396654was it a watermelon?
>>158396591he literally is
>>158396672never seen a white person look like a chimp before
THE TIDE IS HIGH BUT I'M HOLDING ON
>The fastest verified baseball pitch in MLB history is 105.8 mph (170.3 km/h)>The fastest ball in cricket history is 161.3 km/h (100.2 mph)how come these faggots take a run up and still can't throw above 170 kmph?
>>158396652It used to be way worse when England were abusing the sub system.After every bowler finished their spell (or got injured) they would run off and spend 20 minutes getting massages, having a shower, changing their clothes, getting a drink, lying down for immediate recovery to avoid injury risk, and they would be subbed with non-squad players who were lower grade players who happened to be really good fielders. the biggest example being gary pratt.
>>158396672Looks like a fish here. Also: who the fuck gives their child a surname like 'Cooper' for a Christian name?
>>158396716>Gary Pratt kek still one of the greatest Ashes moments of this century
>>158396711was about to say>me perving on the saffa birdsbut they had me covered
>>158396727kek
Going sleep i have to get my 9 hours or I'll be grumpy tomorrow love yous xoxo
>>158396727based Orlando pirates customer, up the pirates!
>convicts talking about dying from the sunProof, as if were needed, that wh*tey has no business in the land of our proto Tamil Hindu AbORIGINAL ancestors
>>158396722What's funnier is the cameramen are actually women.I do often wonder if they perve on guys at the beach with cameras and all like dirty old men. If so... why? kek>they're perving on other girlsThe toxic yuri peeper.
coetzee more like yawnbouncezee
>he's phull sappart saar'ing saffers even though they dropped his fellow jam boykek
:(
>>158396745sorry bud the clickbait media have declared your test career over already :(
>>158396745his next innings will save him.....
>>158396716just to add about Pratt: you are wrong about it being just gamesmanship, he came on for Simon Jones who had twisted his ankle, and that injury ended his England career.
>158396745>0(5)Cucktian /weakmind/
>>158396727>using a soda bottleThe trick is to sneak it in with milk cartons, but don't open them, syringe/dropper it in through a small hole and then super glue or glue gun. Zip bag for safety.
anyone hear this background hum in the commentary, starting to get on my nerves>>158396737based either waymaybe it's in their contract
Cor that might be the best chick shown in the entire series.
this test is probably the last time we'll ever hear something like:nathan, that's good. that's very, very good. ooh gary it did grab. it did grab there, gazza. garrrry. nice goat. he's given it the square dog. all the tricks, nathan. just drop that wrist. nathan that's good. shampoo and conditioner here. real nice gaz, c'mon mate. give him the works here. give him the works burger here. bit of beetroot now, bit of onion, slide it on in. nathan, that's a really nice set. that's a really good set, gary.
sa20 has better girlies
>>158396745It's definitely not looking good. But he's still got time.
>>15839674513 not out as nightwatchman Hazlewood hits the winning runs will save his career
>>158396761hereyougomate
>>158396762why do things have to change and get worse who the hell is going to replace him
>>158396752I am aware of that. But using awful c-tier country players instead of members of your squad is still unsporting.
>>158396757It's just that planet in Outer Wilds.
>>158396763looking forward to the webms
>>158396769Superior Emma is a good spot by the cameraman
>>158396756You don't know what you are doing. You can buy the caps with the seal from like the $2 store.You just take off the original cap mix the drink with your liquor of choice and then slam on the new cap. Looks like the bottle was never opened.
>>158396769Reminds me of that model who was famous for a bit .. maybe 10 or 15 years ago.
nice one gazza
>>158396771>But using awful c-tier country players instead of members of your squad is still unsporting.But that's just all England/county players.
>>158396789even he looks surprised
>>158396779I think they denied our water bottles last time I went though.Doesn't matter anyway, cokes are like 8 bucks at Perth Stadium nowadays. Joke.
>>158396779I take an insulated bottle full of piss into lang park whenever i go, security doesn't check
Who watches the night watchmen?
>>158396798ghost of cricketer's past
take a bloody wicket
>>158396789>the power of bald rizzCause he can spin anything amirite?
>>158396810sandpaper helped him cheat on his first wife?
>>158396769genuinely cannot suffer in saffer land
>>158396789>no baby I'm embarrassed I need to make love in the dark baby please you know this>ok baby let me spin a wrong-un your favourite >ohhhh fuck me like you fucked over your family you beast
>>158396789He had it all and threw it all away.
watching cricket in australia>shitfight to get tickets>cavity search before entry>seccies fucking everywhere>plastic cup of midstrength beer is $20>crammed in like sardines>start having fun or pull out a vape, straight to prisonwatching cricket in south africa>tickets are basically free>have a good time >babes everywhere>beer is cheap>can wear silly hats>lie down and take a nap till something good happenswhere did we go so wrong
we idealising south africa now? ok
do you think carey and inglis bicker and argue over who is the better keeper?
>>158396806>Renshaw>Green>Inglis>CareyAll playing conservative for their spot. It's rough huh.At least Labus didn't play conservatively... because he got no runs at all.This is why I think Connolly could be key. Konstas too. Bit of youthful naivety to spark the old cunts up.
>>158396824I'd much rather put up with strict stadium rules than live in sa lmao
>>158396824its for our safety :D don't you feel safe but c'mon this was last year its not that bad also the crowd out numbers the seccies :)
>>158396813Nah, was too abrasive.
>>158396798coast guard?
>>158396600order her to fuck offhow about that
CARN NETANYAHOO GET FACKIN VOTES
>>158396824No apartheid policy, clearly.Oh wait, no we had that too. We just don't call it that.
>>158396798the opposition team, the nightwatchman stands out there with his lantern protecting the bails and the stumps and the pitch (tampering from cheaters) but like I said the opposition team usually sends out at least 2 to reconnoitre and make sure the nightwatchman isn't taking a nap etc the nightwatchman is the most important job in cricket
>>158396860we're all going to make it bros if he can you can too!
>>158396836Perth Stadium is almost an exception because state gov must prevent it or something. The first year it opened it didn't even check us.WACA was notoriously bad though. Started the trends before 9/11 even. >Terry Alderman incident happened
>>158396824essentially all whites in south africa are in the elite class of societyin pozzieland, chang gets treated better than you do
>>158396860So are all white cape south africans jewish or something?
riddle me this
>>158396871>JewishCape Coloured
>>158396850>we had that tooNeed to bring it back
>>158396869>in pozzieland, chang gets treated better than you donot anymore, it's just universal oppression. Arguably worse.
>>158396876>for posters like these contact: 071 156 2932i'll be shore to give him a call
>>158396882You want more of me?I wouldn't recommend that. You see, the policy in aus was detrimental to both races somehow because of the kafka shithole this place is.
>>158396876nice ai photoshop anyway here is the original
wait was that konstas in the crowd?
>>158396860tfw no african (black) gf
>>158396910He's konstasly everywhere at all times.
>shartmer series bowling average touching 60 (sixty)Quota selection fraud
certain man has nudes of the SA selectors and blackmailed them to play his bf
>dries it outI don't think it does, shouldn't it be humid?It's the morning/night breeze that might dry it.
>>158396925and nighthawk?
>>158396931 dries out what
>>158396925exactly minus the kookaburra that you put in the prompt for the cricket bat kek
>>158396939the pitch.The evening breeze/foehn wind.
roolapse already sheeshh
>>158396949I'm certain that the sun is going to be doing 99.99% of the drying of a pitch.
>>158396925>no moon rabbit
>>158396958You underestimate the power of wind. Evaporation is much much higher when there is wind. Pools noticeably lose water on windy days.
>>158396970forced convection
when's the next thirsti drinks break my pool evaporated and I need to fill it back up
>>158396973This is why plants in greenhouses retain moisture. The moisture has no where to go.Sea breezes are normally humid right? But they dry you out like a motherfucker.
>>158396977oh I'll fill it up *unzips*
>>158396925made me yawn you bastard
>>158396998
>>158396996>is it a competition in the crowd of who can collect the most cups*dies of innocent cuteness* :3
>>158396977I've got some liquid for you.
>>158397005wait thats how you drink?!?
Thing is, you have a moist wind from the SE move in and then hit the mountain and fold back in on itself like a greenhouse in a way. So the moisture actually gets trapped there. The opposite wind going over the mountain is a drier foehn wind and likely the breeze from the north east is desert heat.
>>158397005>>158397013Football background where bottles are shared with other people.
>>158397029my joke was that most of the water was pouring out implying that dce didn't know how to drink but its funnier when I have to explain the funny joke :D
rain in 15
>>158397021> the wind hits the mountain, does a u-turn, enters a greenhouse and gets assaulted by a deserttabla for thesis doc x
>>158397038Probably didn't want to swallow it, rather just rinsing his mouth out.Otherwise it's another example of:>AFL vs NRL
>>158396996ouroboros soon
>>158397049>the wind does a 360 and walks awaycorrect.
>>158397071I know but there is no AFL vs NRL vs anything, we're all great sports, great people who enjoy sport and its sport the brings us together and its all our off season so we're just hanging out having a great time watching some criggy :D meant no mean no ill intent
yaaaahhyyyyyyyyyy
>>158397071If you drink too much you get a stitch or cramps.Electrolytes become an issue.
80 runs and we give starc a new ball and we win we got this
>>158397092I disagree, behead the NRL.The AFL is a religion of peace allahu ackbar.
>>158397108heyyyyyyyy :P
harmer noticed that harmer disliked that
>no issue with Josh Inglis pulling outnot what she said.>>158397113Can we ban emoticons again?
>late pulloutifyky
>>158396898ill fuck you bumhole
>>158397122the april fools year when 4channel got emoticons was kino
how come there's not a single South African here?
>>158397127I wouldn't it's full of shit.
>>158397130I preferred the colour war thing chocolate, pink etc... and you didn't know how points were allocated.
>>158397133No internet in South Africa. No electricity either.Those light towers run on Khoisan black magic.
>sending out 2nd rate spinners to wittle down the overs for the new ball we got em on the ropes lads
>le four byes man
KEKEKEKKEKEKEKKE THANKS FOR THE FREE RUNS SOUTH AFRICA
is the sweep shot one of the riskiest in cricket?
>>158397159Not free at all.Just stayed around and SA lost concentration a bit.
>>158397165I reckon its the leave
nice studio ambience of the tiktaks
light status?
we need runs NOW before the new ball
>>158397165reckon it's the late cut
>northerly with moistureHuh
>>158396824>convict>likes being abused in enclosed spacesNot really a surprise is it>>158397133Used to be but engshitter and convict schizo posting drove everyone away
50 and out NOOOOO
>>158397165reverse ramppull shots
>>158397165>Horizontal bat shot when you don't have time to properly judge the bounceKinda, but you generally you can always keep it down and LBW isn't in play.The hook shot is probably the riskiest shot (outside of meme shots). It's generally 6 or out if they have a fielder there, plus the risk of nicking it to the keeper and the added difficulty of playing a ball around head height.
>>158397133There's like two, one is a schizo and the other never posts
>pull out the vuvuzelas>it's time
>>158397133>>158397143They do get electricity and internet for a few hours per day.
>>158397224please no please anything else I beg you
>>158397214>one is a schizo and the other never postsNo it's just one dude and his several split personalities.You are a part of me.Join ussssss.
thoughts on a wicket?
LaBusChange's innings looking a bit shit now in retrospect
any footy watchers out there?
>>158397237yeah alright
>>158397231
Is josh inglis related to greg inglis
>>158397165Running down the wicket is first. Horizontal bat shots come after that, and the worst of those is probably a slog sweep, then regular sweeps. Hook, then Pull then Cut maybe.
jansen who had a sore tummy and got an extra break how convenient ch ch che che chea
>>158397242>man uUm... what the fuck is going on there.They were number 1 for the first 25 yrs of my life and then up near the top for a while... now suddenly near relegation for 2 years now?How does that happen?
>>158397242mon CP
>>158397258I don't get why 12th man sub isn't just the norm 2bh. Prevents injury 2bh.
who's baking
GONE GOTTEM REVIEW
>>158397278shotgun not
>>158397242Wissa is so bald, but why is he the guy for the preview since he just lost his job to Billy Osula?
>>158397278I'm a fisherman
>>158397278waiting until the end of the days play
>ball is close to the bat, let's go to ultraedge to check it
>>158397278I'm already baked.
We'll have an anti-rooview thanks
Why the fuck do they bother visually checking when they always go to ultraedge anyway.
Rabada wants to challenge if, who are you to deny him that.
>>158397297kek
Australia, your batiing inning has all the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so good?
we'll burn a pooview thanks
>>158397306If it's incredibly obvious they don't need to use it but mostly it's just time filler while they get everything else ready.
>>158397312Cricket autism.
they should stack up the unused reviews for the next innings
>>158397306it is stupid but maybe it takes time to load so they're filling dead airpisses me off when the fat controller air conditioned umpire keeps barking commands at the production crew. "Ball tracking when ready. BALL TRACKING WHEN READY... OKAY no wickie. SHOW RICHARD NOW. SHOW HIM!!! RICHARD YOU'RE ON SCREEN"Like just chill man, they're doing the best they can, your voice is booming around the entire stadium you don't need to keep asking, everyone can hear you.
>>158397312Awful thing to say after what happened in Spain.
>>158397328thats out richard the camera is on you please signal out
>>158397328thanks, you can stay with your original decision
>>158397316
>>158397358
reckon they should collect some granules from the pitch with some tape and rub it on the ball
I'd have been an elite captain. It was only my lack of ability with a bat and inability to bowl that held me back. In the 1970s I'd have been a legend, just like Brearley
>>158397364>>158397358Why don't Aussie players have the longevity our players do?
>>158397367uhhh you told me to shove sand paper up my arse and now you're telling me there was a plan A? !
>>158397367Your mum collected some granules from my ball and rubbed on her chest iykwim ha ha
>>158397342I don't get why they have the voice over.In the old days it was literally just a green or red light. I don't get the song and dance nowadays. Just feels a bit soulless. The lights had charm.
>I'll have a review, thanks
How many more overs left in todays play?
I heard the tictacs
>>158397378I don't see any ads on those lights (ick) see cricket and other sports are just vessels for ads thank you for watching
>>158397387south africa is finding it hard to field so it'll end for bad light soon
>>158397390good I have work tomorrow
Who remembers proper reviews?
>>158397397I do
>>158397397sorry small multi billion dollar sport we only can use audio which can pick up feet and other sounds so soz thermal too expensive
>>158397347no the other richard
>>158397421KEK I member that last night
>>158397364>just bowl fast at the bottom of the stumpswhy is this so hard?>>158397383Aw this doesn't have the umpire laughing at the review after it's confirmed.
>>158397428*nods (almost off)*
>>158397428wish I could just fall asleep like that but obviously that takes a degree of ignorance
Gonna hold this poo till stumps but if either of these two get out I'm doing it in my pants.
>>158397389The waca had the best ones. Can't find pictures.Btw any east coasters still up? It's like 3am there right?
>>158397449cripple glasses to farm sympathy for his "bad neck"
>>158397450can we have a pooview thanks
>>158397459yes I'm tucked up in bed excited to thumb laptop in 6 hours
>>158397459eastie here and yeah I think end of the day is 3am
>there wasn't a doctor in SA to do this for InglisWhat?You don't need the best doctor on the planet for that.
nervous <90s
>>158397378>>158397389Will he be Crypto DOT com OUT? Or Billy Bass SAFE?[spoiler]No idea who the umpire review sponsor is for the Rugby League World Cup, just that it's a guy fishing.[/spoiler]
rabada is the cummins of SA
Based dizzy in the crowd.
>>158397465>>158397469It's just midnight here.Kinda good timing.Kinda baffled 7/9 didn't air it.
>>158397420It was due to batsmen coating their bat in shit so hotspots never showed up.
>howie bringing up seinfeld
>>158397491NOW WE'RE FUCKING SPORTING AHHHHHHHH
>>158397502are you fucking kidding me fuck sake
>>158397502reality was the indians didn't like it, and used the nonsense that if you somehow put an entire tub of vaseline on the bat it wouldn't detect the hotspot (never mind it would be obvious to the umpires you tampered with the bat).
>>158397503>my reactionWas so awks.
how many overs are left? could be in front by stumps.
scary 70s
I don't understand why they sent a guy who isn't a former player to do commentary.
>>158397524thats a sober aussie if I've ever seen one
>>158397511Nah, it was tape. Glancing edges (what hotspot was needed for) didn't show up on that.
>>158397524>Shekel Gillespie
gaykiso rabumda
>>158397526Mark, you know what I realised today.. that Isa Guha has played more cricket than you at any level from backyard to professional but it sadly goes further than that, she's more personable, more liked and a better commentator than you, I just thought you should know but don't worry you'll always be remembered as THE, Australian man.
>>158397524why do all aussie friend groups look like this?>the virgin>the shagger>the gay man
Carey almost grabbed that bad..>>158397547I've got a backyard Isa than Guha my bat.
>those kids being forced at gunpoint by mum to dance to the music for a tiktokPoor lads. Would be so embarrassing.
>>158397555
>those kids were born 20 years after 9/11
>>158397563I'm happy I didn't see that and was shitposting using your kids for internet shit is fucked WE"RE ALMOST GONNA TAKE HTE LEAD
>>158397559pits
>>158397559Clearly wouldn't have been enough if singlet still needed the hand.
>>158397565Probably 15, not 20.
I was promised a colonel coetzee crash out today he has 2 balls left for it
Africa isn't winning this oneI bless Inglis to score a triple century
A shit and now a scotch feel better now.
>50 for carey50 for carey>50 for carey50 for carey
>>158397586glad to hear it
scores level>scores levelscores level>scores level>AUSTRALIA LEAD BY 0 RUNS
Any player with a strike rate over 65 should be dropped.
marnus's duck got carey to his 50, the selectors better respect that
chat we did it
>>158397583Depends on whether the pitch doesn't look like this tomoz.>such a good pitch
stumpsbye
>>158397597I've got the roller working all night don't you worry they might have to stop me before its a trench
Comprehensive story win on day 2
>>158397603>>158397603>>158397603
>5am
