Stumps at Day 2 of the 3rd Test rubber-decider @ Newlands SA 329. v AUS 330/4.
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>>158397600he's a wokey but that does seem stress induced :(
IFO YFO
>>158397603Nice flat tits
how do I get this job
YOU CAN TAKE YOUR FOLLOW ON AND SHOVE IT AUSGODS ARE LEADING
>Australia leading with 6 wickets to spareCummins sending South Africa in to bat was an absolute masterstroke.Apologise.
>>158397603fucking hellI'd suck her farts out if you catch my drift
checkem
>>158397616must have 20 years experience as a town rapist
>>158397616well you grind and work your whole life at being a wicket keeper and a batsmen, then you become the Australian Cricket Captain for some years, then you get exposed and fired for sexting some woman journo and before all the facts are out, you get fired and dropped from the team and then a time later its revealed that the texts were consensual and mutual but your career is over so you go to work for the BBL for a few years then you beg to work for the Australian Cricket team and then they finally accept you back on the team after 200 emails and 500 phone calls and after all that you're hired as the team encouraging arse slapper
>>158397619>the roman salutekek
SA were:>0/158>1/203>6/327>now behind
>>158397602But seriously, The waca was hell. Let's be real.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EKmlJgpptYwww facebook com watch ?v=592560364800335
>>158397681www facebook com watch ?v=1149798552456891
YFO
ayy, I found the old lights.You won't believe the dismissal.https://youtu.be/Ncvna3fdGyg?t=1291>bat stuck in a crackHorrendous pitch.
Marnusbros how do we justify keeping our place in the team now?
>>158397768I just realised>sponsor for west indies: KFCThis just gets funnier and funnier.
>>158397793Well they can't. He's gotta go.
Reminder that subhuman engshitters in the last week lost to inbred pakis (twice) and to a dogshit Lanka after>going from 100-0 to 200-odd all out>failing to defend 430 (FOUR HUNDRED AND THIRTY)>needing one wicket with 90 runs leftOh dear not known for their bottle are they kek
>>158397768Allan Border used to think of Perth Tests as away games for Australia. Four years previously, the curator had provided a pitch lush enough for hay-making; West Indies won in three days and he was sacked. This time, the pitch was so thoroughly cut and compacted that it sported large, longitudinal cracks; West Indies, still fearsome on oddball pitches, again won in three days. The new curator, David Crane, kept his job. WACA officials said he had been undone by the extreme heat before the game.
Reminder India have played dozens of matches over the past 6 months and the self proclaimed Indian hasn't commented on a single one of them
>>158397768>This was 30 years ago
went for a walk. it's cinema weather but there's fuck all to see.
>>158398068kitty kat status?
why is everyone scoring runs except for that marnus fella?wasn't he like the best batsperson in the world or something?
Why is it every time some mentions Simon Harmer one spaz spergs out about spacky?
>>158398110yeah he was, will anyone ever remember your name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW_xwsY2o_0I forgot this shit existed.>>158398028I was babby. When did they get rid of the lights? Can't have been too far into the 00s. They had a tv screen I think for 02/03 which I remember because I don't recall them having a good screen for matches there before that, so the lights were unnecessary with that.
>>158398110So was Damien Martyn at one stage and he fell off too. Mainly all in the head.
>>158397835Yeah I can read news articles too.
>>158398201Actually, while I was babby, I definately remember that WACA as a toddler because I must have been there for nearly every shield match between 97 and 2001 because of pop.Used to just run around the place like a playground. Kinda insane now.
Weak DNA engshitters absolutely seething itt oh dear
>>158398201AI says late 90s the ICC updated the regulations to allow screens and late 90s -> early 2000s was the transition period.Back then it was only used for stumpings or run outs so a light system was fine.
No one would seethe over a freak from York pretending to be Indian mate
>>158398285Well AI is literally made to lie to you so I'd take anything it says with a grain of salt.It's literal purpose in the 60s was to lie to you convincingly so you felt like it was actually talking to you.Somehow, it's overcome the lying a little bit (maybe to make bullshit more convincing). >"super intelligence" btw kekIt's big data, not AI. AI merely utilises it.
>englel (pop: 65M) 12 – 30 Tonga (pop: 100k)
Yes Zachy keep making the same posts everyday like an NPC I'm sure someone will bite one day
>englel 0 - 78 convictsHowling
Our resident geriatric ess*x chutney boy seething because his bf and fraud quota selection shartmer has been exposed. Series bowling average over 60 now embarrassing
Zachy talking to his imaginary friend again lads
>>158398422All of my old friends were imaginary too it seems.But not in the same sense. Just backstabbers.And as a backstabber I don't like being outdone. Bastards.
imaginary friends, imaginary boulders, imaginary arms
Chutney boy in full EIDF (ess*x ijjat defence force) mode. Convict batting lineup full of left handers and averaging over 60 as an offie. Laughable piechucker.
No one's going to bother reading that mate
>>158398458How do you know they've posted then?
>looking up videos of terrible pitches>see this underneath
Walking to wind surfing.
>montage of Tony Greig with pitch cracks>most of them are the wacakek>loses his hotel keyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lcc6MEzu1o
>>158398719We need these pitch reports to come back.
>AUSGods expose "the little paper tiger" after the rest of the world shit themselves in his presenceI was going to go on about his unremarkable or just flat out lack of adaptability mid match but perhaps the quality of captaining in the world of cricket is worse than it has ever been if this man has been allowed to have the record he has.
>>158398110Hes supposed to be the luckiest or one of in modern cricket relative to dropped catches, edges and non reviewed lbwgod can only help you so much
can feel a big stinky poo building lads
>>158400575What did Marnus mean by this???
>>158400789tactical duck lured them into a false sense of security
>Adelaide Strikers new recruit Emma de Broughe has been suspended for two matches due to a Level 2 breach of Article 2.23 of Cricket Australia’s Code of Conduct.>She will be unavailable for the Adelaide Strikers matches on 31 October and 5 November 2026.What did she do?
>talking about female cricketfor what purpose little bro
>>158401293sex mostly>>158401320>t20>cricket?
>>158401331adelaide strikers is a cricket team lil bro. they bowl the ball and hit it with a cricket bat. dont play yourself.
Got to hand it to the dirty rotten convicts two good batting sessions tomorrow and they win the match and series. Wouldn't see engshitters put up a fight like this>ynr stokes promoting himself to open and telling his team to suicide by bazball in the deciding innings of the peewee seriesWas great to witness first hand. Affirmation of their weak DNA
Yeah thanks for the novel no one's going to read mate
the chutney boy countysperg is malding because he wants to be harmer's bf but harmer is already zachy's bfprobably also wishes he was from India that is Bahrat but can't have it all now can we you little engshitter?
What mental illness possesses someone to spend years pretending to be Indian in the middle of the night I wonder
>>158397603>tattooyeah shan't mate
>>158401406whats funny is indians are even more hopeless and weakmindedstill having nightmares about konstas lol
Reminder when the self proclaimed Indian spent months hyping up Border-Gavaskar as the most important series in cricket and then when it finally came round and India got trounced by Australia the self proclaimed Indian was no where to be seen
>had to wait until the Hindu /strongmind/ Cheteshwar Pujara retiredLmao India that is Bharat always zutts the convicts>s-s-see u at da gabba moite>gets beaten by a bowling attack with a combined 2 test capsHowling
>ipl gets bigger and bigger>india gets worse and worse at cricketkek
Alan Border could quite easily beat Sunny Gavaskar to death with his bear hands
Cam Green could quite easily beat Marco Jansen to death with his bear hands
>>158401676he would probably injure himself in the process though
cam green has a typical tarq phenotype and I think he cried when some old lad in Lord's jeered the pozzie teamfrom the kind of family that would call their dog basil sort of look about him so don't know where the school bully thing came from
>>158401788haha nah pretty sure hes just normal. theres pics of him with his granparents and his grandfather is wearing a flanno. they are just run of the mill "middle class" aussie bogans. if he was from money his name would have been maclay or something.
>>158401821>maclaymeant goldstein
>>158400575I want him to do well :(
> soem of these postswon’t (You) the ones I am laughing atpro tip: there are SEVERAL!! and it’s the ones you least suspect
gurkhabla bla u in moite!?!!was watching TENZING(2026) blacertified kino-lorber ngl bla x
the googooest of gagas
>The tabla[a] is a pair of hand drums from South Asia, particularly the Indian subcontinent. Since the 18th century, it has been the principal percussion instrument in Hindustani classical music,[3] where it may be played solo, as an accompaniment with other instruments and vocals, or as a part of larger ensembles. It is frequently played in traditional, popular and folk music performances in India, Bangladesh, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Nepal, and Sri Lanka.[4][5] The tabla is an essential instrument in the bhakti devotional traditions of Hinduism and Sikhism, such as during bhajan and kirtan singing.[6][7] It is one of the main qawwali instruments used by Sufi musicians.[8] The instrument also features in dance performances such as kathak.[9]
>>158401406>dirtya touch hypocritical >rottenfairthanks britjeet, I used to seethe at your posts but enjoy them now. hope you are having a good day big fella
new meta: britjeet is our friend and the best poster in /cric/
>>158405495where's your visa
>>158398205>see damien martyn come in>put 3 on the boundary and 5 men in the gully>bowl wide>get wicket
>>158405495Hes a funny cunt i reckon, us AusGODs fling shit at everyone I like seeing him fire up and throw a bit of shit back. Most of the flag jeets are pretty shit at insults or just dont get a bit of good banter but tbf some are getting better. He just goes full on and I laugh me head off when some cunt starts seething at him.His 404 not found posts about no series win in india for ages were kino kek
>>158405495>new meta: britjeet is our friend and the best poster in /cric/
>>158405684nice try britjeet, sorry champ youre an unofficial AusGOD
>>158405681I like to give it back to him, so im probably one of the blokes you think is seethingthe ireland series was peak
>>158403190ye thought it was breddy gud meselfnice scenery innit
>>>/wsg/6260777good to see Howie getting along well with the locals on his safari also, trips.
>>158401821If he were* from money
>>158405935Holies a weird cunt. Fakest 'okker' accent ive ever heard, acts like hes an elite sportsman, crawls up to any aussie athletes who call him out and has now changed his poosonality again into some permanently stoned buddhist in exile with mark nicholas at some bumfuck semi third world broadcast company run by dei nogs and ex saffa players void of any personalityfuck mark howard
>>158398719>that WACA pitch with a full ruler in the cracksFuck me, that would get a curator fired today
>>158397603thanks I like cricket again now
>>158406051The key is still there. kekOne day we'll rediscover a key there many years from now and people will be like>huh???
Starting to think neither the sun nor sunscreen causes melanoma and that vaccines just cause them. >2022 btwMaybe that's why politicians need more security than ever before now. People are waking up.
Especially because my diptheria/tetanus shot in 2021 probably caused the lumps in my throat and definitely (within hours) caused eye damage.The TGA is just not doing it's job and foreign equivalents are even worse.These people are flat up con artists.>luckily I apparently got the sunscreen that works 40+ SPFAnd yet the moles are there. I also use clothing too. Always wear a top and hat and sunnies. Anyway, thank god I've been living like I'm about to die for a few years now, because it's obvious that it's inevitable with this regime. It does nothing but lie now. Not just Indians, every race.
So it turns out living in cyberpunk 2077 just causes cancer huh. Wow.
shut up faggot
Hmmm, a lot of teens/20 yr olds out there suddenly getting moles it seems. It's got nothing to do with growing cells in youth and how it interacts with vaccines at all.
Hmmm, a lot of teens/20 yr olds out there suddenly getting moles it seems. It's got nothing to do with growing cells in youth and how it interacts with vaccines at all. No wonder these pro vaccine influencers like Hbomber are getting VERY quiet now.I warned people about the AI use. People just called me a luddite.
if you still believe people under the age of 30 actually exist then i don't even know what to tell you... you're beyond help.
Not very cricket these last few posts lads
>>158406214No, fuck cricket australia and ICC for promoting a regime of sun protection that doesn't actually fucking work to prevent melanoma. Fuck them for endorsing a vaccine regime that doesn't work. Boycott them. They did it to you for questioning things during covid. They need to get gassed. Same with the AFL.
>>158406232Mehidy Hasan Miraz to T Chanderpaul, FOUR runsSwats it hard! A touch short and offers width outside off, clears the front leg and slashes it firmly through backward point
>>158406220>>158406226Why did my post double up like that?1 post isn't even finished?I must have accidentally clicked it. Mid writing.
>despite melanoma being on the rise, somehow deaths haven't increasedIt's because they've been fudging most big data sources since 2021. Everything is just bullshit now. OPSEC.
over a hundred replies ITTmaybe ten of them (if I'm being generous) are about cricket
when it the real (T20) cricket on
Fucking plebbit strikes again.Don't use zinc. My mother used this garbage as a kid and she has bazillion skin cancers every year despite being indoors most of the time ever since she was a child. Zinc creams are the WORST for this shit I think. Then again, benzene rings in petroleum based products like modern octocrylene creams are probably not so great at "not causing" cancer either. I'm not talking protection from the sun, I mean the cream itself is causing cancer most likely.
>>158406261good thread
Give it a rest melanomasperg
just dont go outside>this post was brought to you by #indoorcricketgang
Oh and btw, these suncreens actually destroy coral it turns out. Now we know why it's bleaching.
>>158406254Reminds me how hospitals listed covid for reason of stay even if it wasnt relatedAlso funny how flu numbers were low during covid because they just listed it all as covid, which is fair i guess. Covid wqs just the flu anyway, just a new strain like every year
I was sun smart today, ears got a little burnt tho
is the after sun care stuff like aloe cream good or is that cancer too?
>>158406285>Now we know why it's bleaching.but enough about white men
>>158406280No, I have mouth and must sunscreeeeeeeen.>>158406288Man, I'm gonna have to use this shit regardless of preventing melanoma. That's the worst part. Sunburn sucks.They clearly know it doesn't matter and you'll still use it too. That's why they stopped caring.God I love living under a free market protection racket. It just werks (it clearly doesn't).
not sure how a plant like aloe might cause cancer champ, unless your product's been cut
youd think picking your nose would get better as your nails get longer but it actually gets worse
>>158406292at least we're not speaking german
there's a dickhead at work who is a super health freak weirdo (drinks raw milk AND ONLY raw milk all day long, makes all his food from scratch) and he makes his own sunscreen using beef tallow. dumb fucking cunt gets burned all the time so it's gonna be funny when Ra the Sun God claims him.
>>158406289I think I remember aloe not being good somewhere, but I read that years ago and am vague on it. It causes skin irritation to me I think. Might as well just use ice gel at this point (also not healthy).I wish I could just replace my skin with a synthetic replacement, but that would probably cause cancer too. >go onto plebbit again to see really shitty recs>people using ice pick crosses to "smooth" out acne scarsThis cannot be healthy kek. I've always felt like the treatments derms use actually made cancer spread and agitated things instead of solving them. What's the bet?
what if the batsman purposefully hit it into the ground so it bounced up in the air making it impossible for the fielders to reach it in time to affect the runout>this post was brought to you by #indoorcricketgang
>>158406304pfft, German pharma might literally be the root of these lies. It's not like nazi sleepers would EVER try to take out foreign states by monopolising pharma and making everything they send to those states cancerous on purpose.Germans would never ever ever do something that reckless and stupid right?>oh but nazis are my friends anon!
>uhh, but I get melanoma, suncreen doesn't work!!!Skin issue lmao git gud nerd
>>158406331terrible punch in hindsight
>>158406308>raw milk memethats an old lives tale
I like how I warned people about the flaws of the TGA 5-6 years ago and only now are people going:>huh, it's not functioning???>huh, it's outsourcing the testing to literally the people that make the drugs? Both left and right wings. You get what you fucking deserve.Enjoy the cancer.I just wanted drugs that worked and both sides regularly isolated me during covid for criticism of processes. Oh and they're also finally asking questions about the ADF and AFP and systematic raping of children too now. Not in other countries. Here. Now that's a rabbit hole.
>>158406337If you knock anyone out its a good punch
what the fuck is this cunt monologing about?
>If only you knew how rapey and fucked Australia really is.
to avoid skin cancer it literally is just all about staying out of the sun for extended periods and if you do, long sleeves, pants, and a hat will do more then any sunscreen ever willsunscreen has always been a meme
not sure about this new skin gimmick, or skimmick, if you will.
>>158406381Sorry I'm in a mood. I'll fuck off now and walk a dog.I just like tormenting people I think.
Is melanomasperg micksperg?
gonna report you to the SPCA champ
In another blow to New Zealand's fast-bowling attack, Lockie Ferguson has been ruled out of the rest of the T20I series against India and has been replaced by Matthew Fisher.
>>158406395NZ fears the big strong indian batsperson
>>158406392i don't want to talk about it
>>158406395>New Zealand have already lost the five-match T20I series against India as they trail 3-0. The remaining two games are on October 30 in Auckland and on November 1 in Hamilton before the series moves to the five ODIs.
>>158406373limpwristed post
>>158406385Mate, your synthetic polymer (petroleum product) clothing is probably ALSO causing you cancer. In fact, having no sun can also be an issue too. Life is about realising that it's a piece of cancerous shit>when you look at itAnd that you should never be complacent with anything you use because most likely it's all dangerous to you. And you're dangerous to it. That's just life. Natural selection.Also someone stole me dog. I'm mad.
>>158406392No, he posts one liner bot posts like you.
But I'm not mad dog.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlspL_2Lm64>he's clearly aware of Perth's diogenes-esque obsession with him nowI used to go to Freo and Northbridge and chat to homeless people regularly. If you thought internet skitzos were bad, they got NOTHING on these people. These people live on a different planet, but they appreciate people chatting and making sure they're all right. Ones in freo have the weirdest talents back in the day, but you do have to be "a little careful" obviously. The weirdest vagrant I've talked to was in Geraldton Rail/Bus station early in the morning waiting for a bus because he was real frank about how he left to avoid being murdered by other boongs. I think he said he was previously convicted for murder himself. Good bloke. Fucking insane though. Some real quality specimens in this country. Normally the jobless and ex-convicts. Which doesn't really narrow things down much nowadays.
>have had the redeemly ad song stuck in my head all daymust be the vax programming kicking in
>>158406443I never said anything about no sun, i said if you plan to stay in the sun for an extended duration you should cover up where you can if you doi agree that everything causes cancer (or harm in some other way) and that is because cells are fucking dumb. most of the time no one notices they have cancer because it isnt causing any issue and they end up dying to something unrelated so it never gets found out
>>158406472Is there anything more soulless and boring than hedge funding?I call it "cuck funding" nowadays because you merely accrue money and do nothing with it. Passive income is the worst. It's like using cheat codes in a game.
>open /cric/>bunch of pol faggotry
This guy doesn't understand. We're the side show in Adrian's world.I kneel. Him and the crazy flag lady that yells at asian people. I bet they feel out done by the amount of crazy normalfags around nowadays.
>>158406505>the crazy flag lady that yells at asian peopleholy kek I know exactly who you mean, thought about her the other day
theres a lot of rumours online right now that cummins and smith had a falling out before this test
might leave and come back when the thread is about cricketor maybe never come back
>>158406501>slashes for "/cric/" but not "/pol/"Interesting.Very interesting.And here I was thinking it was because the AI couldn't parse the slashes.
>>158406517It's because Smith forgot to say "no homo" afterwards.>>158406518Never come back.Also, big series in December: Aus v NZ. Might go to Perth test. You should go to the Gabba test.Oh...
having a cup of /tea/
any updates on the tummy issues from yesterday?
Have you blokes ever eaten pussy?
>>158406537
>>158406537no i've never had sexi always though i'd be good at that for some reason, maybe one day i'll find out if i'm right
getting the feeling this is just going to be a comfy 'settle in' day where they add 200 runs without too much pressure making a boring watchi don't need a lot of action but i need a bit
>>158406537Beta behaviourIs you can’t make her cum with your dick its not the right one
>>158406523>Might go to Perth test.same, i need to get ticketsand only for the first 2 days because it'll probably only last like 10 hours
>>158406531I used to have issues a few years back.Boiling the water solved it fast. Cleaning the kitchen too. Our water supply is fucked. I suspect the groundwater is the cause, not the desal. The water is better in summer when the desal is used. The other 2 sources (reservoir and ground) are probably not as filtered and because we've been relying on desal for so long our stomach might lack immunity. The sources also have too much chlorine or something (actually, could be not enough). I literally smell like a pool when I use a shower nowadays. Chloroamines suggest microbes or something in the pipelines.I put lemon juice in the water, though that's not good for teeth and the groundwater already has acid issues apparently. I don't think enough public testing is done. Pipes also seem to be bursting lately because I suspect the acid is removing the precipitated calcium carbonate that used to build up. I'm not an expert though, they would know more than this.:^)
>>158406537all the time
>>158406537Unfortunately yes.Nasty.
>>158406555What if eating pussy makes me cum with my dick though?
Can’t wait to spend another festive season with you blokes
wish maddinson was still here fucking everything up
>>158406537yes but i don't think im too good at it
>>158406570>SEXY REINDEERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y26zBaiiTf4
>>158406575Can you find the clit?
>>158406583yep but i don't know what to do with it :(
>>158406588Just touch it and stuff dude
>>158406588just give it a good tickle and cheeky taste test, maybe a little nibble if you are feeling a bit peckish
Yeah the pussy is close to the bum hole, but no one talks about the clit being RIGHT NEXT to the pee hole
Might smoke a dart later on.
Imagine if an over went for 1 2 3 4 5 6 runs
>>158406602Man, I remember how the Prindiville stand used to smell in the late 90s. I think it was already banned, but it still reeked of cigs.
>>158406607I was pondering the other night if anyone had done 1, then come back with a single, then got 2, then 3, back with another single, then a 4 then 6 for the over.
>350 with no wickets lost this morningabsolute story win for australia
>>158406607Would be cool just to see the mythical>5 runsNot byes, runs. I've seen it probably less than 5 times I think.
commentators seething
>>158406617would a single then an overthrow for four count or so you want them to run five.
evening fellow criggy enjoyers seems we're still kicking I figure we spend most of the day getting to 200 then bowl at em late in the day after they've had to stand in the heat of the sun
>commentary challenge: go more than 3 balls without mentioning how good the pitch is for batting (impossible)
>>158406617>5 runsThe ol' 'misfielded ball bounces off the keeper's helmet' ploy
does hitting a helmet behind the keeper count as 5 to the batter or pen runs?
>>158406631or this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U952GHbILaM
the best part of the clit to play with is the internal clitt. clit owner
jansen simply doesn't pass the eye testdon't care about his average
>4 1 1 . NB
More like Marco Mindbrokensen
>>158406636Christ, I haven't seen that; that's grim
>>158406648fucking kek
>AusGODS playing well>foreign flags disappear they only lurk if its close or we are losingWE are the main characters of world cricket
>>158406627it has to be 5 proper runs between the wickets>>158406631won't work as the bowler then has to bowl another ball for the over, that is even if the runs are added tin the over or just on top>28.2.3 If a fielder illegally fields the ball, the ball shall immediately become dead and>the ball shall not count as one of the over. In addition the umpire shall>award 5 Penalty runs to the batting side.
>>158406651we are also the villains
>>158406632You made me look it up; penalty runs + whatever the batsmen have already run.>When the ball hits a helmet left on the ground by the fielding team, it counts as 5 penalty runs awarded to the batting team.According to Law 28.3 of the Laws of Cricket, fielders are allowed to place protective helmets on the ground behind the wicket-keeper (usually when a spinner is bowling and the keeper moves up to the stumps). However, the helmet remains an obstacle at the fielding team's own risk.If the ball strikes a helmet on the ground, the following rules apply:• 5 Penalty Runs: The batting team is immediately awarded 5 penalty runs.• Runs Completed: The batting team also keeps any runs they completed or were in the process of running (if they had already crossed) before the ball hit the helmet.• Dead Ball: The ball becomes dead the moment it strikes the helmet, meaning the batters cannot attempt any more runs, and no batsman can be dismissed (e.g., run out) after that point.
>good morning saars
>look away>turn back to second screen>see carey walking slowly>no scoreboard, oh fuck what did I miss>nothing, apparentlyscared me
>>158406648They've resorted to trying to knock our players outSasuga South Africa
oh dear
>>158406664based 2 monitor chad
KEK
should've claimed it m8
Why do these cowards never come to our turf?
clipping his nails just got 10% quicker
>>158406636Got me kekking, shoukd have just let it go fir 4
>>158406648Jesus if that was accurate it would have knocked his block off. You only get one of those before you get banned from bowling.
>>158406674racist hostile crowds
harmer will never bowl again
>>158406648bumrah be like
DRAG THE CUNT OFF THE FIELD
>>158406683wrong hand innit
>>158406683No, but Steven May
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that's how you get to 100 ackerman
A CENTURY ON HIS BIRTHDAY
>>158406648>didn't apologisecringe
>le 100 and out mansad, many such cases
based inglis not acting like a chook, short celly, helmet back on, back to work. rate it.
England finally remembering how to play cricket' just when they have already lost the tri-series ffs
>>158406700>gets run-out at the non-strikers end by a mankadcontroversial dismissal
now we can declare
>>158406704what a dumb way to bring it uprecklesscarelessonly thinking about himselfhope he feels bad
>>158406704kill the pigeons on the way out why not
>>158406700how the fuck were you that far ahead of the streams & cricinfo? or was it just lucky shitposting.
>>158406700You are a wizard
gone
time for a coops tonny.absolute TUNE in the background
>>158406700fuuuuuuu
primal
GONE GOTTEM (LATE)
Solid knock. >will Connolly go full bash mode?This could be interesting.Or it could be a duck.
>>158406726see ball hit ball
FUCK HARMER
>>158406723Happy for Harmo, he's bowled well -deserved.
>>158406715like i said, many such cases
>Harmomate of yours champ
better stand away from the ball and poke my bat at it
>>158406724>the dying for Israel phenotype
>>158406729Gonna be a test to see if Connolly is test potential. I didn't realise how little red ball he's played.>no century in FCI could have sworn he did get one. Could be a Bevan situation.
>>158406740I'm worried he doesn't have a leave.
>already outscored marnusits so over bros :(
Saudi man's porta potty
How did they use the sand paper, where was it hidden and when was it deployed
England are 132/0that's probably more runs than labooaskhagkhaknee has made this tour
What the fuck is coop doing
>>158406758What's funnier is that you can just use sunscreen on your forehead on one side and it does the same thing.I just don't get why they bothered.
>>158406752
>>158406752Jesus did they pull fucking triplets out of her or something.
>>158406764Being nervous and inexperienced.
>>158406766need sunscreensperg to verify this
>>158406768probably a hack job tummy tuck, same as the implant scars
Welp, >we are throwing this match away it seems.
GONE GOTTEM COLLAPSE HAPPENING
>>158406704Reverse sweep is an unethical stroke
its over
>was about to say Carey has gone from 0 100s to nearly 4Then the wicket kek.Kinda squandering a commanding position now.>>158406771But that's me.
Harmer strikes me as a bit of cunt with his carry on.
>>158406782of course I know him, he's me!
150 run lead would be ideal, but where are the next hundred runs coming from?
>>158406764High IQ batting
>>158406784member when he went off like a psycho after getting Renshaw for 190 in the first test
looks like the South Africans visited the hardware store and got the good old Australian yellow paper
bossing the game, WAIT IS THAT GENERIC OFFSPIN WITH NO DRIFT OR TURN AAAAAA IM GOING TO DIE
>simon harmer the wicket farmerkek scully
>>158406784Has there ever been a fulltime offspinner that wasn't a prick?
just got home lads>warnergod no
>>158406798fair point, at least no good ones
>>158406798Derek Underwood
zachy's bf keeping pooth poofrica just about alive
>>158406798daniel luca vettori
>>158406798Jeetan Patel
Cumgod will make up for his lack of wickets with an elite 50.
>>158406798I'd say Lyon. He focused his shit personality solely onto his kids
>>158406784just typical Shelbyville gear
>>158406798They all had to be fuckheads so that all the leg spinners could be good lads
how do Australians feel about Renshaw and Inglis (two brave yorkshiremen) being the only reason for their success this series? they going to start playing their home games in headingley soon as well?
FUCK YOU CAREY I WAS HAVING 10 DOLLARS ON YOU SCORING 100!!!!
>>158406817Sorry Baz, no refunds, they're ours now.If you see Jonte, tell him they can have Marnus back though.
GONE GOTTEM PISS OF PAT
>>158406816Based. I luv zamps too
more like bat cuckins
>>158406824Dont diss the woke goat
>>158406816Even MacGill?
UMPBALL
Wow, that was missing by a mile.>>158406798Brad Hogg.
>>158406833think his name was Stuart m8
Do people rate Stuart mate?
>>158406798graham swann
>>158406837Hogg was a chinkman
>>158406840Look at how it deviates downwards with the blue there. Wtf?
>>158406846lmfao
>>158406840>umpire's call
>>158406840GONEGOTTEN
>>158406847*Chinkperson
>>158406840reminder that contractors from the home country are responsible for DRS technology during each testyou can always tell when they're just quietly nudging the calculations when there's an inexplicably long pause before ball tracking is "ready" when 3rd ump asks for it
>>158406798the great man
>>158406833>get kidnapped and beat up by drug dealers because you enjoy the fine china too muchOf course, proper lad behaviour
>>158406860great b8
>>158406860>Warne>offfieReal cazzie hours
>>158406846
Do leg spinners still exist?
>158406860go back
>>158406798Tim May.
>>158406872Yeah I'm one of them.
>>158406872sadly we'll never be rid of the slow bowler menace
>>158406872yh me
>>158406840>yeah great call ump, this should be confirmed
>>158406882>its over
BANTON FFS
awkward commentary
>>158406887need howie back
>>158406886what did you want? him o score a double century too?
Reckon the Boks won't take another wicket before luncheon.
>>158406853>thank god I won't be the lowest scorer this innings
>>158406853It's genuinely over for him, shame; but would like to see him play in the 150th anniversary Test and the next Ashes
once marny is gone who's going to provide the customary slow bowler work safe bantz
Pooper Ponnolly
>>158403495>>158404371tabla x>>158405866what’s a kiwi ¿?
should be trying to get Connolly as much experience possible so stop hogging the crease starc!
>SA BALL TAMPERINGSA BALL TAMPERING>SA BALL TAMPERINGSA BALL TAMPERING
Marnus looks like he belongs in Belfast working at the coal factory.
Do yous reckon Jansen or Bavuma has a bigger dick?
Bubble butt bavuma for sure
The Australian faggot Mark Howard
>>158406919>no blacks within grouphmmm
>change in commentary>Mark Howard>in the background mockingly by Mark "MaRk HoWaRd"why does his hate his name so much did he not get called a nickname while growing up or something
>>158406919i'm too autistic to understand mixed gender friend groups. only women i've known socially were mates gf's
>>158406915Huh?He looks like Zimbabwean.I don't know why they all look like that, but I know a few that do.Also all kinda autistic too. And would fuck you up in a fight, absolutely. Beast mode. I've seen one take on 4 bouncers and win.
>>158406919LADS, THE PUSSYS HERE
>>158406929based
>>158406919There is no suffering in the great nation of Rhodesia
>>158406919Based, got that burqa bitch seething
>>158406933I don't think you understand, that dude was mental after a couple beers kek.
holy rizz god
this guy /cric/s for sure
>>158406937thats South Africa m8 and Rhodesia is Zimbabwe now
>man in a knee brace>is ryan rickleton's mum singlewhat
kek based mum fucker
>>158406939know I get it.
>>158406943based nsw blues bucket hat wearing chad with the ice cream
crisp hidden mullet
>>158406943>>158406944based milf hunter
Duckett in the nervous 90s
>lead isn't gonna be 100+comprehensive story loss
>>158406957What the fuck is Daniel La Russo doing?
>>158406957The #1 thing you get caught in batting is not to try and drive on the up.
need's a concussion check after this surely
For the love of god Brisbane, don't do to the Gabba what we did with Subi.Just return it to how it used to be.
>>158406965I thought they were turning it into the Olympic stadium?
some things never change
>>158406965it will be worse for brisbane - everything is going at the gabba.at least at subi they kept the oval as the school's field
>>158406970Kek
which of the saffas would you most like to have a beer with?
remember when Paine said 'SEE YOU AT THE GABBA' and then we lost lol
>>158406974Bavuma, just for a chance to get to ravage his big bunda
Oh no theres WAspergs in here
identical twins or gay
Don't like webm guy.
>>158406985Don't get me started on him
based non bra wearing birds
Why are south African cameramen such pervs?
>>158406965The cheating cunt Crisafulli is knocking down the whole thing and they'll sell it to a developer.
for me? Cooper Connolly.
>>158406985there's 2 of us now we're multiplying
>>158406723Thinking the keeper really meant it when he shouts 'NICE'.
>>158406974Coertzee
>>158406985>>158406986tf did I do to you cunts
>>158406985unaustralian cunt
>>158406974Nortje
>>158407001pfft you're probably vaxxed and circumsized
>>158406999I like you. Also, checked.
>>158406992hope he sells his daughter iykwim haha
>>158407004we spell it with an s in this country champ
>>158407004I am one of those things.
Have they perved on any hsgf's in the crowd?
>>158407010GOTTEMHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thanks for playing CHAMP
>>158407012There was a psgf yesterday
>>158407010vassed status?
coetzee looks so pressed
>>158407004sirsumsized?
>>158407014
cricket is so boring and gay. and I say this as someone who used to play club grade.I wasted so many weekends in my teens/20s with this shit excuse for a stupid sport
does anyone have that webm of that really big lipped guy from like midnight last night?i saw it in bed but wanna save it to my pc
>>158407024Should've played footy and rooted all the girls desu.
>>158407029
>>158407014Nonce
>>158407031Kylie Jenner lip challenge
>>158407031kek thanks mate
>>158407012yeh mate the pervy cunt csa cameramen pointed the cameras right into the quadrangle of the neighbouring ladies college for some shots
Mfw cummins doesn't get a wicket this test
cannoli would've got a cenno if he came in at 4
>>158407024surely some good memories from there mate, and staying fit is good for you. lots of worse ways you could waste your time.
>>158407026Saffers are so lucky, our only blacks are rank arse sudos
>>158407030you keyed in well fren. I did just that playing state league and more. but fuck you want to play something extremely fun. go to the 1 and only ice skating rink in your city and ask to play a few games of amateur ice hockey. they'll give you a few games and lend you gear just to get numbers up. no thats a seriously fun sport. just dont get conned to buy any gear
Most club cricketers are fat retards
>>158407045so true
Lyon treating his wicket like it's his kids and refusing to stick around.
Why didn't rabada bowl the last over before lunch w/ Lyon on strike?
>staying fit
>>158407048getting serious dark side of the force vibes heredarth cummins
>>158406965>>158406968Gabba is going to be sent to live on a farm when the new stadium is finishedits old and fucked and would need to be rebuilt from scratch anyway. But it's already overhanging the road on either side so can't be rebuilt with a bigger capacity and Brisbane has outgrown a 42 000 person stadium
>>158407047this. most unfit cunts you've ever seen in cric. the only thing you get is bored and sunburntdidnt kwaja pakiderm play as a fucking certified cripple? says it all really
There's a universe where Hughes lived and koala was under the helmet
>>158407016Oh no, that was not the vax, look it up. It was just a genetic condition. His wife also had a genetic condition at the exact same time too. Pure coincidence.
On my stream the audio is still going out. I hope they say something.>wassup ayyye
So Khawaja had arthritis for his whole cricket career, wow
>>158407052You need money for that now.Because the poor people literally get targeted with experiments for the elites to benefit from.
>>158407066huh?
>>158406974Faf and Kallis
>>158407065thats crazy, you would never have guessed
>>158407065It's not Ross River Virus though.>though I have also had it mildly since like 12I was "growing" they said. It's still going.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUOcVSOAeuc
>>158407057fun fact >it isnt get demolished. because the qca wont allow it. they own the gabba. they dont own the olympic stadiumalso they're prepping it for a 2nd brisbane AFL team.the demo is all fake politics to justify a new $2bill stadium to keep the plebs quiet. state govt said it was never going to get built. its was crusty core and labor will double down on this to try to get elected next year. and they just built a fucking railway station next door.t. knower
Being fit is gay
>>158407065Well they have medications so you don't get AIDS now.
>>158407085breakaway civ innit
>>158407084So they say. It doesn't stop shit.But who cares if the whole population is immunocompromised now?I love living with covid.
>>158407086Does she show her arsehole?
>>158407087Ironically the highest IQ there though.I assumed otherwise because of sandpaper. Now I'm doubly disappointed, because he was smart enough to know better.
>>158407080I guess they could just use it as allan border 2.0 and for afl but it's proper fucked, apparently they need a whole army of electricians to stop the thing taking down the entire suburbs powergrid A second brisbane afl team is also dumb because people don't care about the actual sport they just bandwagon in brisbane winning shit
Y'all niggas watching the women's BBL?
>>158407086Why does our society reward morons the most?No wonder nothing works.No wonder they consider AI a threat when it's not even problem solving. To them it might seem actually intelligent.
>>158407101>BBL>Women
fan of women's bouncing breasts but not shore what the l stands for
>>158407089pureblood hereloving every laugh
>>158407097He is an utter retard anon, come on now. Almost as bad as Langer (Langer still takes it though)
>>158407099>A second brisbane afl team is also dumbSouthport Sharks would have been successful but for some reason they did GC Suns.There was history and everything.
according to my IQ calculations
>>158407104ai solved a millenium problem m8
>>158407101lol no
>>158407071Nah, that would have hurt like fuck.
>>158407109A gold coast team would never workpeople on the gold coast don't give a fuck. They're UFC watchers who do roids and jog up and down the beach walk shirtless for entertainment
>>158407101I'd like to see some women BBL, iykwim
>>158407115you learn to slide when youre like 15, and he still managed to get it bigly wrong
The affairs of Queensland are of no concern to me.
>>158407112And how did they prove that problem?>through AI?Don't get me wrong, a working AI would be cool, but this is not it at all. It's literally Eliza but modern. A glorified chatbot that was initially made to simply "make up shit" and make it convincing. Empirical evidence is becoming erased and replaced by mere AI simulated data now.
>>158406919MIK TRUKS!!
Ben Fuckett finna score a double century today
>>158407126The little master
>>158407101yes mate.
>>158407010>>158407013>>158407016x
>>158407099QCA dont own allan border field. and its in a flood zone and cant be developedQca already own half of the gabba just like the MCC own the mcg. and AB field is reclaimed mangroves fr fr no cap.You do know the new tasmanian team will never turn a cent right? the tas state govt is also bankrupt. get ready for the fun because shit will fly over this nonsense business decision
>>158407116Nah it would, it's just the Suns fucking suck and lack legitimacy. Too much favouring. Not enough legit management. People notice it and it's probably made them ignore the new team. Simulated sports is bad marketing unless you're pro-wrestling (i.e. performance theatre).
coop would be guaranteed to make a hundred but he will run out of partners after reaching 50
>>158407113sounds like you're a weak bitch. I haven't been sick in a decade. never had the coof. git gud.
>>158407140why are they so happy?
>>158407140you aren't well
>>158407143oh settle down its something silly
>>158407132It would if it just budgeted the stadiums sensibly instead of making them white elephants. Unlike WA/Qld I don't think Tas could afford those stadiums at all.But they're already #1 member size in the AFL. There are half a mill Tasmanians remember. Far bigger than Geelong.
>>158407142because the smartest man in Australia picked them in his top 7
>>158407133>fucking suck and lack legitimacyThat's inherent to the gold coast though.The place is plastic
GC is ok but its too close to NSW for my liking
>>158407086>Still I riseI want to donate.
>>158407146nah im just joshing
>>158406985 wanna step outside champ
Captain Climate
UFC is awful to be honest, I don't watch it. I see there up to PPV number 333
>>158407156
>>158407147the membership is some retard $10 token thing. the ACTUAL membership will be capped at 24000. because retards built a tiny overpiced stadium. if they wanted to do this right they shouldve gone outside the hobart cbd and gone 70K stadium. at least if might have generated a proper income. Look at any major sport comp in the world and tell me what tas is doing is legit? It's so fake and gay and mired in politically corrupt decisions its mind blowing.
>>158407161Ok thanks for weighing in mate
Kaptain Koori
>>158407159I'll beat him with my speed.
farting a lot tonight
it'll actually be awkward if we win this now because the entire australian public and media landscape has called for the heads of the entire management and half the teamwhat happens if they come home with a historic win lmao
bold suggestion: make gaz skipper
>>158407173sack marnus and everyone is happy
>>158407178I won't be!
>>158407173So we keep Labuschagne?
>>158407174I don't think making everyone leave their missus for model bimbos is a good idea, gaz.
>>158407049NEED a lightskin baddie brehs
>>158407165Mate, Eagles had around 24000 for years.
>>158407174interesting idea
Yeah new thread thanks
>>158407201Yeah go get fucked thanks
>>158407065who cares>ACTUALLY THIS GUY WAS INJURED THE WHOLE TIMEso what
I have been told Coop has been told to start BBLing it
>is probably unironically safer in Namib and Zimbabwe nowadays than SAThis is like the inverse of 2003.
Leaving my phone in my room so I can watch cricket in peace without you blokes distracting me
Ben Fuckett out at 167
>>158407208you'll be back they always come back
>>158407204I don't think he needs to be told. Lyon won't last that long and Hazlewood will last 2 balls.He doesn't have a choice.
>rub sunblock all over the ball in the first session>mysteriously starts reversing in the second
COME ON SMACKOLLY HIT EM FOR SIX
>>158407190• >Subiaco held 43,500 people with a game record of 52,781nm, thanks for playing
>>158407214I don't think that fella uses sunscreen m8 kek
BAKING
>>158407220don't forget the subject
>>158407210Yeah I’m back
>>158407220don't forget to add a funny joke
>>158407045not true, of the two black women ive had sex with one was from south africa and the other zimbabwe wouldnt touch a sudo though they are ugly
>>158407045seen some fit black kweens in Perth, no caramel godesses yet though
>>158407218It had renovations for years. WACA too.In the 70s it held 50k.
>there are men on earth who the only black women they've slept with were aboriginal
>>158407232based Ray Martin's grandfather
Based leave from the wife leaver
Still feeling the aura from the shit I took earlier.
>>158407232kek guilty
>>158407232The Irish will fuck anything. They permanently imprinted the abo race with their alcoholism gene
500 when
>>158407232>there are men on earth who have slept with black women
thinking the guy who said he was baking was lying to us
>>158407252me when I put my tendies in the oven and forget to turn it on
Howie needs to stop blowing smoke up Philander's arse tbqhExtremely overrated bowler
>>158407252Based cric hater
>lyon 1maybe his family should have abandoned him!
>>158407246I have, twice. Only continent ive not slept with a woman from is south america (Antarctica doesnt count)
>>158407252
Corr... Connolly is good ayr
>>158407252I'm literally having a panic attack because we're on page 2
dying is pretty cringe
are there any saffer women in here?
>>158407275yeah mate
How embarrassing
South African's don't even know their home ground and how far the ball will carry lol.
dropped the ashes
>>158407252Will get around to making it when I feel like it.
any team that plays Australia are all allowed to have wicket keeper gloves to make it fair when they go up against us
>needing the keeper up to nathan fucking lyonepic story loss
>>158407279is this ai?
Why don't they send Joe Root to bat?
what the hell jansen
FUCK YOU JANSEN STOP TRYING TO KILL THE KID
fooken ell
Fucking cheats
>ducked into itkwab
Jansen is a fucking grub
This is what happens when all you play is white ball garbage so no-one ever teaches you how to get out of the line of bouncers.
>>158407305bbl the gentlemen's game
Newey>>158407307>>158407307>>158407307>>158407307
Jansens a cunt
>>158407303I used to do this all the time.At around 130+ too... ball machines. I just couldn't do them. I was better with faster real bowlers. He'll be right.
>>158407304>>158407314He's great ay.Gotta be dirty to be a good bowler.
