Ovi Edition>>158394977
Small dick here
first
I'm told Davidson is ready to (shake things up). I'm told he's been active on that front, inquiring specifically about acquiring shoot-first, scoring wingers with size around the NHL
I’ve never known an nhl without Crosby and ovi
>>158400877If Sharon is in control of his estate, cheap is not the word I would use.
about to go to the bar bro's
>>158400924newfag
>>158400920Yeah, many of those available, like
A couple of Bill Guerin quotes about Quinn Hughes today, who didn’t sound all that confident:>“There’s nothing to talk about right now. What am I going to do, say ‘Please, please, please?’”
It’s over
>>158400962
buff
>>158400965wow this is huge news for garyi wonder what crazy shit is gonna happen next
>>158400947I’m just an elder zoomer
>>158400951RIP
>>158400975and then what happened
How did the Flames build a perfect roster?
>>158400975Dustin Byfuglien
>>158400969Unironically, great fit
bros... Our puck visibility issues have been solved
>>158401033this is uncanny i almost did a business idea: post about black light hockey earlier today i swear to god
>>158401033imagine scott stevens in this mode
Not one 7pm puck drop? Gary?
>>158401172the atlantic is getting too powerful
the more you think about hockey the more it makes sense and you come up with some good plays
>>158401190So come up with a play now! Lets see you do it, hotshot!
>>158401196get the puck deep
>>158401224That's just crazy enough to work. We'll have to see how the boys implement it tonight.
>f1 position itself in the center of the rink>f2, f3 position behind f1 on each side>d1 position itself behind f2 on the right>d2 positin itself behind f3 on the leftkeep that position going forward and crash the netd1 has the puck and passes it to d2 to score
>>158401241Close, but the d men need to be slightly out to the sides of the forwards in order for the flying V to take shape.
>>158401241>>158401262Whoops. I see you had it all along. Carry on, my duckward son.
Will Ovechkin get another hat trick before he retires?
>>158401383Doubtful, but you never know.
No Habs tonight
>>158401418not a very nice thing to post
Getting Tuch'd early tonight boys.
>pulling your pants down to peewho even does that
Alex Tuch scored his 8th goal of the season making the gay community proud
>>158401460
>>158401469I was one of those kids
>>158401465>the gay community
I bet at least one person in the arena had a penis in their mouth today
>>158401526I wonder if this nigger would be better on a different team
>>158401469tbqh i always sit down to piss at home
>ded flyerHow many more players have to die before Gary is satiated?
>>158401526that's rude
>>158401545Lets put him on the flames and find out
I think /hoc/ rules
delusional
>>158401560I think YOU rule!
>>158401601I think YOU rule too!
>>158401535You went to the game, huh?
I’ve had sexual relations with many female college hockey players if you catch my drift
>>158401632What's his name?
WHL expansion idea:Winnipeg Listerine Kings
got some ice cream cake
Can’t wait for the battle of Alberta to start
I forgot to flush
/hoc/ might rule but not nearly as hard as my flames rule
>>158401662You can always flush it later. What's it gonna do, escape?
>>158401673It escaped...
I jizzed on someone’s ice cream cake and they didn’t know
>>158401699MARNER IS ON THE LOOSE!THIS IS NOT A DRILL!MARNER IS ON THE LOOSE!
>>158401708we still call those that here
i'd wear skirts if they had pockets desu
I saw jizz on someone's ice cream cake so I threw it out and got them a new one
>>158401747Real men wear skirts!Just wear a fanny pack as well.
*piss bombs the shower*
>>158401659What a great province
>>158401897Are you sure?
men, baseball is not a serious sport
>>158401945aren't games supposed to be fun
>>158401956>ball>ball>foul ball>ball
>>15840192175% sure
>shoots high and wide>shoots high and wide>offside>icing>offside>shots high and widelol hockey
Fuck EdmontonGo Flames
I just ate an entire baguette
>>158401547Being able to stand to pee is so overrated, I don't miss being able to do it at all. Sitting is way more comfy!
>>158402065I dont get it.
>>158402087He is the first player to play all 5 minutes of overtime.
Hokum is scary as fuck boys. Happy to take a break and watch my Devils
>>158402087It's okay, it's NHL Humor, it's not for everybody
N
>>158402105Horseshit
Aww craps
>>158402139cool nice chatting with ya.
>>158402129It angers me
I
>>158402119Someone was telling me to watch this movie maybe a week ago, but I completely forgot the name of it. Maybe I'll watch it after hockey tonight. (I'll forget)
G
FUCK PRIME
L
hey Grok show me some sexy Flamiacs (preferably female)
>>158402204KWAB
>>158402204>a propositioned an AI
>>158402175I realized about 40 minutes in that it was actually going to be good and shut off my lights and watched with just a candle to properly immerse myself. Was not prepared for it to be as scary as it is and am happy for a break lol. But I will finish it as soon as my Devils win
>>158402204Bezos will NOT like this
C A P S!
>>158402261is the irish accent overwhelming?
My Capies :)
had it with this faggot circlejerk
Flames don’t have a chance against the oilers why even watch this shit game
O
Which team is the Calgary????
>>158402285V
>>158402289The really shitty one
My name is Cal Gary
>the hometowns still aren't remixedwhat was the point
>>158402300Howdy Cal, i'm Dick Hughes
This battle of Alberta is just further prove hockey is declining
>>158402308wow even the fight was lame Why do I watch this sport
>fighting in a hockey gameSportsmanship is dead and Gary killed it
>>158402321Because the ads need your eyeballs
>>158402268Adam Scott doesn't do an Irish accent but there are other characters that have it. It's not hammy if that's what you mean
>coo1ey
Wow even the goal was lame. This is it for me this might be the last hockey game I ever watch. There’s no skill anymore just bounces.
dropped my wife off at the airport for her jamaica trip. now i can order takeout and watch games carefree.
im in saskatchewan but i can't bet because my phone's ip address shows up in albertathis is horseshit
my avies :)
>>158402385based cricket watcher
>>158402388nuke alberta, problem solved
>>158402396Pot meet kettle
>>158402388>I can't give the house my money
mcprimaryassist
>>158402400Fuck off druggie. Go inject your devils lettuce somewhere else
Nude Gary
>>158402436Pot calling the kettle black much
>>158402464Thats a hate crime. Enjoy prison, racist.
i use FLAMES to smoke my Kush nugs
>>158402445Gary never gets nude so us regular fellas have a chance with the ladies.
>>158402474It’s a metaphor
bud wontrb losttrbrother won
philly bros this can't be happening, we're in charge here!
Othmann went from being Jewish in New York to Calgary. Like a fish out of water!
>>158402489Yah bro hahaha I knew that. I'm always throwing out similes, alliteration, onomatopoeia and such. /hoc/ enthusiasts love their poetic devices.
>>158402527Tocchet fucks me harder than my partner and not in a fun way!
I thought the battle of Alberta was supposed to be entertaining
>>158402527Narrator: Help, I'm being raped in the sound booth!!!!
>>158402583Why?
>>158402604Amazon said so
If the oilers are such a good team why do they need to rely on fake powerplays to win lol
What do we think of these oil jerseys?
>>158402711faux retro
>>158402701Hyman gets called for that penalty all the time
>>158402711I like em.
>>158402711cream soda/10
I think we need to call time on the whole beard fad.
>>158402754yeah
>>158402754t. facial hairlet
>>158402754The hair fad too while we're at it
>>158402754nah stop body shaming menormalize facial hair i hate shaving
>>158402754And shaved heads. If you're bald, just own it
Luke has unreal puck handling. He's going to be so good
>bud did not 1
i immediately disregard all opinions of bald head beardos
>>158402811those are called trbs for short
Why has nobody told me, a certified black pussy appreciater, about her?
Flames just made a damn point
>>158402855racist
>>158402836*onions face*HERE'S THE EPIC REASON WHY its all so tiresome
Is Adnan virk the Quintessential diversity hire? He keeps calling Tyson Nash "steve"
>>158402855>a certified black pussy appreciaterA few more pussy and you can get a diploma. Athabascau.ca
>>158402861Damn rightBlack pussy > levant pussy > slav pussy > turkish pussy > germanic pussy > asian pussy
>>158402893>pussymuch like trb which is why he didn't last in the military
nice one nate
>Scoring on the PK
>>158402893I have one of those kek. My wife's north east African. Im the real deal
nuckchads still riding high
my avies :(
>assv
>>158402946My Debbie’s (:
colorado is the JOKE of the central÷
>>158402946Serves you right
>>158402932>trb making up shit on vpn againthis is why trb sr gave the property to trbrother
>Leonard on a rampageLove to see it
>>158402932Imagine the smell
people that do their smileys the wrong way get the gas
>>158402945Asian pussy ranked Vietnamese area pussy (Laos, Cambodia etc) > Korean pussy > China mainland > Japanese > Taiwan Phlip pussy is great as well because they are like asian + Latina dont sleep on it
>>158402976Can you stop obsessing over this guy it’s been years at this point.
>>158402995what kind of gas? º¿º
>>158403006>trb cryin on von 'gainKWACB
>>158402991Rose water
>>158403006Its all he has.
>>158403011pure zyklon :)
>>158403018You must be fun at parties.
>give my property away will you
>wolf 7-0 Edmonton
>>158403039whens the past time you were invited to a party im sitting on three for Friday
>>158403039Someone post that meme of the guy in the corner at a party and make him say "they dont know trb on VPN"
>>158403071>>158403065You are literally obsessed over a guy who just makes posts on a board on 4chan.
I haven't slept for three days.That would be entirely too long.
what made trb too weak to last in the military? perhaps trbrother was given larger portions of meat during childhood thus making him stronger and more able to tend to the property
Avies are shooting well but Allen is playing sharp tonight
>>158403062Why would you say that? He's just a pup
Did Cooley get hurt?
>>158403111Yes grease pig dirt bag oilers strike again. When they aren’t getting powerplays they decide to injure people.
>>158403086>reading comprehension Yikes
>unconsciously pulls one's self from the game
>>158403111Dach was trying to help him access his unconscious mind
>>158403096he spent his time watching adventure time and squidbillies I'm afraid
>>158403123Fuck. Seasons over then. Fun while it lasted.
>>158403145He will rise from the ashes, and burn brighter than ever.
my debbies are winning bigly :)
Assalanche showed up again
I might just stop watching this game and watch that new Friday the 13th show. Which will be more entertaining?
*bangs on the glass*
>>158403164>winning biglymuch like bud on 04/17/22
*stomps feet*
>wo1f
He's pupping all over himself
>>158403171It's wednesday october 28th
aww crap
kek wolf
reminder dusty pup is making 7.5 milly per year for the next 7 years
>getting a penalty for getting out of the penalty box wrongThats craps hockey
gridin needs to get out of calgary STAT
To be fair to wolf no one was saving that
>>158403236He'll grow into it
Wolf is still developing most goalies reach their peak in their late 20d
wolf could be the next fowler if he's lucky
>>158403251Alex Ovechkin supports revolving door penalty boxes.
>>158403255*hits the griddy on you*
/KRAK/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ix__ZFN8Mk
Ban hittingBan fighting
The tits on the broad in the skin the dishes commercial got damn
>>158403339
Based Rachel seeing the memes and keeping her hair in a bun
>>158403339dramer
So what will the punishment for dach be for purposely injuring a goalie?
>>158403365Rachel is so c&a (cute and adorable)
calgary could use bill peters...
YAY CRAPS!
>hE's JUsT a puP!1!!
Why don’t the flames return the flavour and run the goalie like oilers did to us? See if they call a penalty since apparently now it’s not against the rules
>>158403475Because the Flames are the good guys.
he couldn't put the biscuit in the basket...
>>158403475Only for pretty teams, sorry :)
>>158403500Amanda Kessel is a fuckin dyke
i want to herd deers in northern finland with a cute heavy breasted suomi wife
>>158403522mad?
2 more minutes for flyers being soft pussies
>>158403475Do you think Edmonton cares who they have in net?
bulls on parade! \m/
Wolf is such a dominant goalie
>>158403528same. I want to have passionate sauna sex with her
ALLTUCHEREDOUT
Evil Flyers defeated by my Capies :)
>>158403522I know
Who is good enough to get a puck past this walrus?
>>158403528>not reindeerngmi
>>158403588I am he
wtf...
I wonder if we will get another Battle of Alberta in the playoffs. Those are always lit
ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
Oh wow, they haven't been scored on yet
>>158403618Never flames are ahh and oilers finna be join them
>>158403618this is the final season and the flames aren't making it
i'm going to the dépanneur, anybody wants anything?
WHAT THE KRAK?
>>1584036522 steamies, all dressed
UNLEASH THE KRAKEN (A phrase I invented fyi)
parekh fucking sucks...
>>158403652some glue please, and gasoline, and also computer duster
krak'd thank fuck for catton
I must be loyle to my capo
Top flames players this seasonFarabee CooleyThat’s it
>Flames fans still haven't accepted that the Flames are moving to Atlanta in 2028
>>158403700you could just get marijuana in canada
>>158403740>>Flames fansWe call them Flaming Faggots around here
>>158403712the teds could have had him but they decided to draft mystery meat instead kwab
otototororononototono maple leafs are playing right now
>gotta help wolfie out Cute
they need to get pucks on the net
>>158403742Once they legalized it, there was no point to getting high anymore.
We loved the flames once
>>158403668>>158403700they only sell candies, chips and beers
>sex with andi and blake
Luke is going to be better than both brothers
>>158403783Since the trade request out of the dome we don't anymore
Who is more washed up Crosby or Ovechkin?
my avies! :)landeskog!
>>158403824OV just got old and slowed down. Crosby has been in a tailspin for a while now.
>>158403837Uppity elevationshitter, you will learn your place
>laffs
>>158403868>you dont know puck>the post
>>158403824Ovi
>sex with Miley Cyrus
>>158403923Have you tried watching with your eyes open?
It's quiet in here. Too quiet
>>158403934I'd ball her wreck
>>158403942*posts your exact full name and makes you lose all touch with reality*
>>158403911Uh, that would be last place laffs, anon.
>>158403824Ovi but he has more of an excuse. He's massive and I think he is #3 all time in hits while barely missing games unlike Crosby.
>29 shots to 9We're barely alive out there lol
Ok someone needs to kill dach
Sources say Dach plans to assault the Wranglers' goalies tonight as well
KILL ALL OF THE FLAMES GOALIES
can't believe BLACKEDwood hasn't been injured yet to be 2bh
>>158403942I'm busy writing the note that you'll find bloodsoaked after I get eaten alive by the
Timbits hockey better watch out.
>>158403998Playing for .500 ain't bad
im glad I started semen retention just like Crosby
fat lady on her phone not even paying attention. when you are at the game you need to keep your eyes on the puck
kek Calgary
>>158404099meant for>>158404071
>>158403824Ovechkin says "job's done" and is just doing a victory lap. Crosby is the 39 year old boomer that thinks he's still got it
The Flames should consider putting Cooley back in
>>158404117https://youtu.be/yRm_K9OpYbo
edmonton has scored two (2!) whole goals without the need for mcdraichard watch out league the oilers are coming
Uh oh formenton scored reddit is going to have a meltie
Battle of the Kids at CP Arena
Thanks again Gary
>>158404117cope she's just there to sing at the end of the game
>>158404100".500"
Zayne parekh is actually not good.
>>158404263that is an in zayne thing to say
The next time Calgary scores the game will count against Wolf's win/loss record
>>158404263just like my islanders
>have a shower>oilers score twiceI feel dirty
Why are they putting bill on blast?
John Tavares: "Some may have more talent, but there is no excuse for anyone working harder than you."
*does the wave*
Mcdavid needs to get a goal
Im off to goon to gonks in night city
Huomenta but the opposite
hellebuyck? more like helleSTINKS!
mckenna... UNLEASHED
.o..o..o.\o/.o..o.
bud1
