first
second for Finland
O'malley trying to change his cuck ways. Doesn't do open relationship anymore. Just spanks the monkey.
Dana is forcing Islam to make vlogs about not wanting to fight.
enters thread
>ufc tells you to shut up and wait indefinitely for a fight>ufc tells you there will be consequences if you talk about this dynamic>fans call you a ducking lazy bitch and demand explanationssomething of a pressure cooker, i would say! best get ahead of it with your own excuses. maybe even convince yourself that the excuses are true. after all, you have those recurring injuries you've been meaning to fix for years, and you've worked so hard, you deserve a break...
test
>>158401081Sean thinking he could get side pussy is hilarious.
>I am forgotten...
>>158401081Imagine dressing like a clown, being punched in the face for a living and still having to masturbate at night. The world really is a cold and dark place
Coffees ready bros
*sniffing dana white's head with my eyes rolled back*now that's clean
>>158401233almost didn't recognize him without the galactic throat
>>158401247Thats $75 USD by the way
numba one baby
>>158401233The man who retired Jon Jones without fighting.
>>158401204Nah fuck that!
Too many contenda brazza. Weed yourselves out for me thanks
>>158401233white people be like we have ngannou at homengannou at home:
Petr Yan makes me wish I was 5'6
>>158401270Or did Jon Jones retire Tom Aspinall without ever fighting him? Food for thought...
It's taco time
>>158401299Tom said on his Aspinall Way q&a that he's not training, just playing paddle ball every week and being lazy. I really think he's done. So it might end up that way
>>158401197Who?
There's something poetic about the two british champs winning and retiring while blind.
>>158401337Bisping won his belt.
>>158401344Uh huh.
Dana can I use my Neti pot betwen rouns thankyou
>He doesn't watch the Bilal "Indoninja" Hasan Video blogshttps://youtu.be/UfqL5TEDOnwAre you lil niggaz even ufc fans? How far will Bilal go? I think hes legit, shoule he a contender within a year or two.
>>158401323I really want Eddie to stop fighting with Dana so this situation can be settled. This is just a contract dispute not buying that Tom is blind meme. The Korean doctor called bullshit too.
Word on the street is that guru posts here
KWAB of 2026 so far is _________
>>158401472Alex? I can't think of a more prominent one sided ass whooping.
UFC Power couplehttps://youtu.be/2ZPoQoFOsUs
>>158401494
>>158401344Because Rockhold was a man and not a ducking closeted faggot
>>158401472mvp
New Fighters that are ducking everybody
what does this belt mean? huh? accept any opponent? no it means accept fight wis short notice fezzaweights and unranked bums why would i want fight taff opponent wis 3 month notice
>>158401498Isn't this girl that Quillan cheated on?
how bad do you have to be to get stopped by old man volk?
>>158401517I dunno if that would be KWABOTY I still think Alex getting beat and coping about a lucky shot is worse.
>>158401536Mate if thats real yuor in too deep. Intodeep is yuor name now. You are Indain.
Rubbing my big black penis rn
Who will fight soonest Aspinall, Shavkat, or Ulberg?
>>158401389I’ll still to watching him fight. The less I see of a fighter out of the cage, the better.
burned my thumb lighting jack o lanterns smdh
>>158401630Mike Perry
>>158401630we need to rescue guru from those khamzat fans
>>158401643>burned my thumb>jack o laterns>knock a bitch >smack em later
>>158401643you're supposed to light the wick not your thumb, retard
>>158401643buy the long lighters that potheads use
>>158401643Did yuo carve any famous sinnamatic weems?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOcpDjoeoQQ
>>158401630Shavkat, he actually is desperate to fight. He was talking alot shit in a recent interview hes still got that dawg in him.The other two are divas they only fight if they are super healthy
>>158401728I just went with the standard goofy cyclops
>>158401773Based honorer of tardition
>>158401598>tf>tp
gane thread
>>158401536Essentially this happened>Be Quillan>Aussie prospect>Hapa queen >Cheats on her with instahoe>Hapababy finds out in her comments section after she posted a couples pic>Public shames Quillan>Leaves him, answers questions public>Quillan breaks as all men do to hapas>She takes him back>Hes probably wearing dog collar now>Hapa pussy whipped
The most strikes Curtis Blaydes has ever had landed on him was 177 vs Hokit. The second most strikes was 51 vs Omielanczuk.
>>158401784Im Taiwanese
I BULLIED SOME BLUESLY USER INTO GIVING ME HIS GAME FOR FREE TODAY LMAOany heems for this feel
>>158401204
>>158401784take indians to deep waters, give them soap. mma isnt for everyone
>>158401738>they only fight if they are super healthytom heemed pavlovich with a fucked back and no campfought for years with the knee injury before it gave out
>>158401784holy fuck they're cleaning themselves now!!!!
>>158401882whats next? bully a chick for some pussy, cut a bunch of weight and try to bully a division? I could see it, I could see it. Maintain that bully high or become the bullied.
>>158401937what? is tom made of glass? tell him he's a pussy for me bud
>>158401899fuck you meng
>>158401957God Yoels just like me except black
should gane risk front kick spam, or could that give hokit the opportunity to grab his leg and take him down?!
>>158401801>Hes probably wearing dog collar now>Hapa pussy whippedDeserved tbf if true, she's actually cute. Might be a bitch behind closed doors or whatever, but hapas are generally obsessed with white dick so he fucked up big time.
Nah mate, shan't be eating that senzu bean
>>158401899>blinkerWhat? Is she staring at a light of something?
>>158401969mate we do tea here
>>158402058It's marijuana drugs bro
>>158402058maybe hitting a vape until it blinks lol
>>158402094what? I've never heard weed call blinker? that things needs to be killed
>>158402094Drugs are for weak minded simpletons
>>158401986
>>158402113not marijuana, marijuana is for the intelligent fighter
>>158402113
>>158402094Why is it called blinker? Sounds like horseshit to me.
>>158402195It's when you hit that shit so hard it make a nigga blink or so I've heard
>>158402213Try that shit around me and i'll blink your lights out*flexes lats*
>>158402244stay there blinking, locked in your mind. youll go down in the first.
Blink and you won’t see your opponent’s strike. Another why weed, or “blinkers” as the kids call them, is bad for you?
>>158402317Better to keep your eyes shut than to blink. Gablenomics.
>>158402259You blink, you missed it, and youll never blink again
>Arman and Volk planning title fight as if paper champ Justin doesn't existkwab
>>158402317Did you just see that? No? Blinking was always going to be your downfall.
>>158402180Justins a megapothead hes always high thats why sounds retarded. I used to get ultrabaked and just walk around the mall. I was so high that people thought I was retarded lol. >>158402058Prolly some new weed strain. They always make shit up. Weed hasn't been good since medical marijuana days. This legalized weed is mid, its not quality small bacthes like it used to be with medical marijuana.
>unc not knowing a blinker
get with the times or get choked out on a regional card, your choice dude.
my dad IS my father
think about it like this, every day is trash day.
>>158402504>I was so high that people thought I was retarded lol.yes it was just because you were high
>>158402625And I'm the garbage man*cracks knuckles*
>>158402645>lyoto the spotted gecko machida thats what they call him
>>158402667>the spotted geckoThats my dick
Remember this pic? Lol
>>158402902is that you
>>158402676more like spotted heck no
Persent your hoel. Ill turn it into an heemhole.
>>158402974Its gane
>>158402788The Physique of a Champion. Chills.
>>158402974It’s yo mama
...…….…..….…...Foul Shot with Ciryl Gane. Its about basketball not fingers being extended
>>158403075and? are you?
>>158403092The false imprisonment whatever happened there
Big Tom is Gurusalem affiliated. Just be careful what you say.
Gane made Tom hit the blinky
>>158403183I'm
pop that pussy, call it a light jab
>>158403200kek
>>158403183hes the same color as Apollo creed?
Hit the blink I'm at the brinkHit the lean promethazine Heem the schmo I gots to goIt's a dream or it's a meme
Baseball players are faggots. I’d heem anyone who plays that sport.
People really think daner didn't recognize volkov like he wasn't playing along
manfuck dana
>>158403535It’s believable because Dana is stupid
>>158403420who the fuck is Baseball?
Coonya Auteba
>>158403659You aren’t funny so stop trying
>>158403710hi hungry im sad. cranky lil feller
mma fans are very negative
>>158403754I’ll hurt you.
>>158403807everyone bleeds. youre fucked
You two need to beltwhip each other's nutsacs 40 times full force
sign the contract
French kiss foight!!! Feat fagZ
Pereira moves like a HW but pavlovich just needs one
>>158403913Pavlovich is HW quick and is going to fuck the chama freak up fast
Pavlovich is a retarded plodder tko merchant
Stumbling forward and eating shots was eventually going to wear Gane out.
Hokit via Walls of Jehricho
FUCK you
it could easily have been justin jaynes
poatan could potentially become a brazillain ramon
Too many leafs on /heem/ rn
I Bolieve
>>158404644>OVERRATEDhttps://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1gt9uky/crowd_chants_overrated_at_bo_nickal/
Curshing Bo Nigggers skull betwixt moine feets
Tetsuo the Weeming Man
BJ was right bros...> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-68gT7y_sc
Reddit has a spammyHe's currently posting shade about robbie lawler
I actualy met Robbie Lawler. Not the fitghter, the Irish murderer. He was nice to me.
>>158404644he's gonna be afraid to get heemed by pyfer and it will look like bo vs paul craig
dude he heckin le STARED at rory macdonald (a bum)
>>158405016> In the Hulu series Phony, teenager Sonny Cooke (played by Sam Nivola) wakes up in a hospital after a car accident and becomes convinced that his mother, Ellen (played by Connie Britton), has been replaced by an imposter. While Ellen appears normal to everyone else and tries to help Sonny recover, his paranoia intensifies as he notices subtle physical and behavioral changes in her. Sonny enlists the help of a private investigator and friends to uncover the truth.They're taunting him...
Taika Waititi directs; Elliot Page as BJ Penn in: "Till the Death"
Whilst we listen to them claim that Payton Talbott is next in line for a title shot, let's not forget that he got brutally dogwalked by an unc who literally has strokes in the ocragon.
would you pretend to be an old hawaiian lady for money?
>>158402788Incel build, just happened to end up 6'5 with parents who forced him to do martial arts.
>>158403961You could replace Pavlovich for Volkov and tko for decision and it would be just as valid.
>>158405351do I have a fat ass?
>>158405108Joe Pyfer is mentally ill
>>158405044I don't believe you. They love Robbie over there.
>>158405452no, you pretend to have one
>>158405510No wonder the spammyreddit is targeting him
we can't let bj penn uncover the syndicate
I'm out b
Armeng is today's bjpennToday is gayYesterday was baste
Will till get zeemed by Jake Paul or does he just get creamed?
*blocks your path*>sup jeet where you goingWydits
>>158405529Alright I actually went and searched both r/ufc and r/mma for robbie and lawler. Only thing posted in the last day was that he is the most le BMF fighter ever. Only other posts mentioning him are about RAF. You are a liar. There were no fun spammy posts. You just wanted attention.
>>158405588Why this nigga look like he hate Samiam lol
>fun spammy posts
>>158405614Back up dooAnd there was another post but it must have been deleted. It was about his marriage
Okay it's gonna seem like I made that because I cropped out the date and shit but it was literally deleted in the last 5 minutes cuz it's not there anymore when I went to take a pic of the date
>>158405588Bro looks like a lion man
>>158405627wtf is wrong with redditors
>>158405627I stand corrected...
Brendan Schaub says the UFC shouldn’t have Muslim champions like Islam Makhachev “Islam was supposed to fight Carlos Prates in Toronto January 30. That was the plan, everyone was on board.“All of a sudden, Islam goes, ‘No Ramadan, I’m not gonna fight.’ You can’t have champs of that religion.”
schaub with another trvth nuke
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Alexander "The Great" Volkanovski
https://youtu.be/bLHs0nUDGck?si=3hsAdKnZdXHrBeOX
Over the past six years (October 2020–October 2026), Islam Makhachev has had more fights than Alexander Volkanovski.Islam Makhachev: 11 fightsAlexander Volkanovski: 10 fightsThat gives Makhachev one more fight over the six-year period, based on their UFC fight histories.
AI users? Subhuman.
Islam Makhachev has had more fights than Justin Gaethje over the last six years (October 2020–October 2026).According to their UFC fight histories:Islam Makhachev: 10 fights UFCJustin Gaethje: 8 fights UFCMakhachev has fought 2 more times during that period.
OHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>158405775KWAB what a raped gaped pighole freak
>>158405738>>158405770Volk and Garth have been flatlined, where you have to take 6 months off w NO traning so no fight booked or training camps in there. Islam has been winning taking bumps and scratches. No excuse to be as inactive as he is. And you're not gonna like this, but islam said in his own words after he beat Garry that he absolutely needs to fight either at the end of this year or in january. So PooFC went with his demands and then pulled out. The point is he's a duck, in his own words, sad as that might be for you to hear.
Built like cory sandhagen
>>158405827I’m going to play devil’s advocate here and suggest that Martins heemed Islam so bad that the latter has needed to take a therapeutic rest year between fights since then.
>>158405588Im going to keep studying medicine while fucking my Swedish girlfriend you fuckface retard lol.
>fighters eventually complain about fouls enough and refs start deducting points>massa's good nigga Cruz comes out and starts arguing how getting fouled is actually your fault kek like a clockwork
Cody 'no love' Garbrandt say it
chicken salad out of chicken shit
me on the right, (You) on the left
The posts are back somehow
Thoughts on Down Syndrome?
>>158405921>5gEnjoy your cancer retard
>>158405931good people, honest, hard workers, really like to drink, fuck, and are usually pretty strong. similar to the irish but better fight IQ
And another one
>>158405646no one would dare post something like that on /heem/ that's for sure
>>158405627dos doo lost hia house on a Lawler fight sheeeeit bro cappin fr smdh
You guys doing something for Halloween?
>>158405971just hanging with the fellow 20 year olds
>>158405971Unironically? A orgy
Randy coture should go into fashion
>>158406020I’ve got an xtreme couture button down in storage. Gonna have to pull that out and get it to the cleaners
>>158405990>baby curl man baby lol
gane is the hot new thing
Van is for all intensive purposes a bjpenn level prodigy
Joshua “No Love” Van Cody = JoshJosh = Cody
ateba gautier has been offered a title shot in RAF
The spammyreddit is going after volk now
>>158406108are you trying to track them or monitoring the situation?
they are typing paragraphs on the reddit but have they tried to post tranny webms with buckwild sentences and screenshots spanning years? year nice low effort reddit faggot. probably just learning about mental illness. theyll be here soon so watch your weapons
>>158406112Just sort of observing casually or so
>>158406142are they responding to comments or only posting walls of text to bait? if they are a genuine retard they are worth baiting
Call me Cody Garbrandt the way there’s no love left inside my heart.
>>158406151They are responding to comments but I can't tell if they are insane or le trolling
yeah I don't buy it this doo screenshotting his own posts and putting them here cause no one gives a shit over there
>>158406174>>158406177>daddyjoe69>fragile redditor It appears he is a hoax like the adam lanza
>>158406177Don’t look into it.
gane fight week!!!
Justin "The Diamond" Gaethje
>>158406202we don't use that word here
Justin Poirier.
Heeminder the Fertittas didn't drink rum with gooby after the alvarez win
>>158406202
kid just didn't wanna fight
Joshua "Blessed" Van
>>158406270you will be hearing from Mr. Reyes shortly, please stay where you are.
>>158406297he makes me proud to be 5'2
>>158406297he has taken the tattoo pill early. blessed. excellent news for Bilal Hasan next year when he knocks out the Fearful Joshua Van
>>158406297he makes me proud to be black
>>158406297He makes me proud to be half Chinese.
>>158405627>>158405921>>158405952>Whats wrong with you?>Yeah well I know he could kick your ass buddy>Hey pal, I get this might be rage bait, but if not this is fucked up. The only bad thing Robbie's done is hit a guy when he was clearly out which is NOT okay because he hits so hard. >I think this is the last straw for me. I'm unsubscribing from this sub. All you guys do is hate on fighters and no one ever discusses mma. Good bye.They're all so ill equipped and underleveled to deal with a spammy.
>>158406297He's a le 'blessed' fag? Unboyed. Those people are the worst.
>>158406340>>All you guys do is hate on fighters and no one ever discusses mma. Good bye.
lawler slander has ruined a few peoples day
That's the brazza in the green hoodie
>>158406448
Volk's wife made the choice to pop out 4 daughters
>>158406490And there is nothing wrong with that!
>>158405691Schaub never misses
brazza with a green hoodie
>>158406514
CP will slim out islam makapussy
https://youtube.com/watch/Et1AEZd3szU?mGAFDKTupZfiZNZu
https://youtube.com/watch/VCpH6sEk4t0?lWhDu4RhYsXTCHIZ
https://youtube.com/watch/grSUCV0Qn3A?Hv6K5GkqDeShPJ4I
>>158406640
So why isn't Islam fighting?
>>158406659I think he wants to retire after his next fight, following mazza's plan. Makes sense to let the two young zesty bucks scrap it out and game plan for the winner. Also he's pissing hot still
Heeminder. Topuria got replaced with a skinwalker clone made by the Israelites within the United States Government. You can quite literally see the clones skin dissolving and his facial structure melting as time goes on.
Hugo doesn't recognise his own father
https://youtube.com/watch/FH-0tWrHhoU?OMekypoSA0cd5p72
Hugo was actually instrumental in the downfall of Ilia and Pantoja
>>158406710stop spamming shortform content links you FUCKING PAKI CATTLE
>>158405646This is how low test people are. Full of resentment, because they don't dare to actually be agressive. Just pent up rage, with no other outlet to let it out. Agressive people don't hold grudges. Remember when you had the last fight in school. You did not continue hating the guy you fought with, no matter if you won or lost (usually it was just broken up by the teachers). People who have never hurt people previously, will become the cruelest when they finally get a method to hurt people. But people who've been in enough fights know that even your victories hurt, so they don't hold vitriol and don't result to cruelty. I'm shitposting during work, and I don't hve a Gane pic save on company computer to attach with it.
>>158406736*Aggressive
>>158406736There you go la
>>158406736this is why ciryl gane is the greatest man alive
Heeming with Volk
>>158406736Based post
get buzzed cunt
TELL ME ABOUT GANE!WHY DOES HE POKE THE EYES?!
MMA ain't litty
Phones hoppin, jump into da whip, no roof on da ting ya know?
Sippin on MAC Energy in Tel Aviv
Sippin on a MAC Energy Macberry Lychee flavour, rocking a fresh hog rider trim.
drinking from kayla harrison breast
>>158406640same energy
>>158405280BJ better be getting royalties for this show, did anyone tell BJPENDOTCOM?
We're all niggas. We're all niggas!- BJ Penn discussing Plato's work
>>158407267He's real as fuck, if the insanity of the world doesn't turn you into BJ you're a mark that's worked yourself into a shoot
https://youtu.be/xOE4wd00RTU
>>158407485
>>158407485would heem this posh cunt
Try my meats.
Apparently there was never no ppv point equivalent compensation. Champs just get a fixed rate now is what it sounds like if I'm not mistaken
How the fuck was DC a double champ?
>>158407568Shucked and jived his way to the top
Bedtimemma bros…https://youtu.be/rq8LX_6oAzY
https://youtube.com/shorts/UhntCzAv0E8?si=-eQpjnZqny8UiYWESo this nigga got heemed in a football match in college. And in the span of getting heemed and coming to he lived a whole ass life, fell in love, got married and shit.
>>158407603this kind of bullshit makes retards clap like seals
Put DC RAF
Nigger? Is this a racist cartoon?
>>158407718
I’m near Islam dulatov‘s Urus Doing shady business in back rooms of restaurants that nobody visits lolShould I go inside and ask him for an autograph?
>>158407789Yes and a phtot
>>158407568fought washed stipe after ngannou softened his chin and eye poked the fuck out of him
>>158407789Forgot pic
Im an fuken wralord Dana I lord over war and yuo know what rhey are my slaves in the afterloife once I weem them
>>158407819what am i supposed to be looking at
Real Gs move in silence, like lasagne
>>158407837Dulatov’s Urus
>>158407804fucking scumbag robbed gus
You now remember Mickey gall
>>158407819Hoyl fuck
>>158401389I don't really watch any fighters unless they're on JRE MMA
>>158407819How do you know it's dulatov's and not abus'
>>158403420Khabib plays Dagestani baseball. You could never heem him
gane's gambit
Gamrot's Gambit
Gurus timbits
>>158403420Baseball players are lowkey heemers. They have hella strong core muscles and can throw bomb overhands. Don't trifle with baseball players
Gringo's Papi
MMA would be in a better state if Jake Paul and MVP Promotions was the top fighting organization.
How come fighters don’t get “Cursed” tattoos, anymore?
>>158408066when you foul your opponent and bet the ref won't do shit>>158408087when you hope your opponent has never heard of takedowns
>>158407332I am BJ Penn
>>158408116The Damage destroyed The Ring…the Promise Ring
>>158408114>pays fighters mid 6 figures >they fight once every 18 months
>>158408106waldo is a bum
>>158408148All heavyweights are bums
>>158408153Josh Hokit is a bum in the nfl but a stud in the ufc. Levels to theses bums https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9OopCd1gpE
Green hoodie, move in silence. Message recieved gangstalkers
>>158408197>Green hoodietalmbout the brazza?
>Green hoodie>move in silence>Message received>nothing but violence >Gangstalkers be warned>im on my run>The heavyweight division>yall are done
Volkov got out worked by Hokit sorry dawg
I wear a green hoodie and every morning an calander alarm tells me to Move in Silence. What did I do to you people/entities to deserve this specific treatment? Just because I question the rigged nature of ufc entertainment and freemason involvement? I'm incredibly lonely, that's why I started posting here. I will go live in the forest if the stalking and harassment is this honed in now.
Rory is a good writer, almost forget hes a psychopath canadian
>>158407819Go say hello and get a pic. Thats what any fan would do. Yes I assume your a fan
China has luxury sedans and is dominating the global shipbuilding industry while the west tears itself apart with unrepairable social ills. This won't be funny for anyone including you guys and your loved ones, I'm warning you, stop the coordinated harassment or I will release a very dark spell unto your nations. Message recieved?
/heem/ is a hokbeast general, despite what you may think.
Number of Chinese champions: 0
>>158408328Yan is right there dude.
The athletic state Marshalls has launched a manhunt for Justin and Trevor
>>158408114For all the shit that people give Dana. One thing you can't deny is he is a good promoter. UFC would not have worked without him, the fertittas didnt know shit about the fight business and were just richbois from a casino family. Dana did alot of the heavy lifting while fertittas did all the gay corporate stuff (that anyone could do honestly) MVP lacks that type of leadership and PFL who had the roster and more resources just merged with them to get access to Jake Paul. MVP inherited the debt of PFL and will struggle to get any attention because UFC has fights on every weekend. Danas smart, he does it on purpose to not give competition any breathing room to challenge UFC. UFC is so far ahead of everyone else that I don't see anyone catching up. They are like NFL or NBA now. They own the sport and the gold standard.
Dana used to take me to Cheesecake Factory after I'd get fucked. After they fucked me. Now he just films another Fuck It Friday.
>>158408296The ufc has every right to behave the way it does now. So many bums on cards. Only volk deserves a digital camera for xmas
>>158408296Yeah impersonal to those within the organisation yet targeting and acting personal to those on the outside of the organisation. In Biology that is a clear sign of impending structural collapse. Stop with the coordinated personalised harassment campaigns.
I remember once Dana and I went to McDonald's and I got a quarter pounder with cheese and he got a McChicken and as soon as he got the bag he takes a huge bite out of my burger saying "my bad I thought that was my McChicken"
gameplan for josh hokit to defeat ciryl? please...
Why hasn't anyone made a Dana movie. I would watch that shit would be kino
Josh Hokit by going Beastmode.
>>158408309My nation is having 90% of its clear water privatized by Jews, b. I could some obscure daoist curse right now.
>>158408378Apparently he's been going to that McDonald's since it opened
>>158408398circle away from power, make is dirty against the cage while they are dry, take him down, work to sub, transition to GnP finish in 1st. GG France GG
>>158408398spam takedowns and hope it works. Hokits boxing is basic and hes smaller than Gane. He is gonna have alot of trouble getting to striking range. Gane will just jab and teep at him from a distance while he dances the chacha.
We have all seen hokit in the shower feeding another man tobocco infused chewing gum, a little elfen dwarfen pigmy with a witches snausel for a breathing apparatus telling us it's not good or funny. Merab devilishi, deer heemers, do you think this behaviour wheys heavy doth on our soles? Heed your direction and decisions lightly
>>158408403No one wants to watch two and a half hours of Dana fucking asian hookers.
>>158408407we all are. Nestle FC wants all the water rosters
given the current trends when will the ufc do 2v2 fights and triple threat matches
Feed another man in the shower ~ zynn products
Feed a man under water, call him a fish
>>158408426Israel sent IDF operatives into the southern border to do proselitism and take the water wells and whatever else is there. But then again the current president is a Jew so it was to be expected. It’s over in ways most cannot comprehend.
Sean Salmon
MadMax Thunderdome, its entertainment not a career, its a path not your destination, all or nothing, carry a machette, chew 5 gum.
imagine a fish tank and under that fish tank is a lot of dirt then another fish tank. fill one fish tank with monster energy and the other with oil and that is how the saudis find their boxing and mma. monster energy mma
You don't know me, put some hands on me heem
>>158408407You will be fine. Jews like Mexicans more than white people(not joking) Also Mexico has a big jewish population that practices judaism but you also have some mexicans have sephardic(jew) ancestry because Spain had alot of jews that converted to catholic. The state of New Mexico was actually founded by Jews. Its no accident that Claudia became Mexican President. They have alot of influence in Mexico and help them deal with U.S who always tries to punk them.
>>158408449>its over flip your perspective, it is just getting started
>>158408398Clinch into dirty filthy gnasty takedown into sub. Gane is a inpotent baby on the gruond
Feed a man out of a food truck. Thicccboy
>>158408424Anyone have that video where colby finds Dana gambling with that Asian slut next to him lol
Nigga almost cried when he got ignored in the octagon interview
So now they know about my foodtruck business, im guessing im fully compromised at this point. Why me? I will go into the night, for what trouble is there to stir up the beasts? I'll be back
>>158408450
>>158408490What makes her an slut? Yuo dont know her
Belcher got poked in the eye and evolved. Tom got poked in the eye and devolved. Levels.
>>158408403Dana seems like the type to sue unless it was a puff piece
Khabib Niggaranoff
>>158408508Mmajunkie always waits for the decision to be read then uploads their score matching it kek
Brazza, in russia there is war. We are peaceful peopl. I don't fight, I never want fight, these people in my division want fight, I peace
Takeya is a legit prospect, he will win the road to ufc tournament soon. I think Rei Tsuruya, Takeya, and Taira are the best japanese to fight in UFC since Yushin Okami. One of them should he able to be champ eventually. Not sure yet on Kiichi, he has power but hes still green.
>>158408520I'll have my green hoodie on
>>158408559They can do it stealthily like the time magazine piece. They probably told him, ok now let's take some cool pics of you smoking a cigar
>>158408569Dude. Stop. Now.
>Wait why are the lights dimmed
>>158408649Wearing non colours makes you depressed though bub, try to cheer up, didnt mum tell you that?
Ok i thought he said grey, my bad
>>158408520keep an eye out for someone who looks identical to joshua van. he's our representative. we just want to talk.
The main event next week between Gabriel Bonfim and Sean Brady won't happen—Brady is injured, and they're looking for an opponent for Bonfim
>>158408703It's all good bubba
>>158408766Perfect for Morales. He wants to fight so fight Mrs. Morales
GFL has signed Joe Rogan
Accomplished MMA pundit Bryan Callen
>>158408766a job for garry i fear
I have it on good authority that a whistle blower from Justin's camp is going to testify in front of the athletic state judge
>>158408809about what? the kid has dynamite in his hands
>>158408403It's being made thoughever
>Your honor, Trevor then proceeded to wrap Justin's hand....with a standard boxing technique!
Obie trice is the name, hokit is famed no gimmicks, a mean overhand right then back on the gram with the lyrics, spam the single leg, if cyrils using fingers, josh will use his head, but thats the case, that alberquercy cardio will get you fingers in the face from a man of a different race, the smells mix in the air, who can breathe first? Who can succeed and burst, whomst temper is worse, if hokit trains the entry like adesanya, without a belly full of lasangne, up on his tippytoes, lets see how many middlefingers he throws, americana bandana, gane is the metal horse, hit him in the heart, uppercut to the chest under the sole plexis, no room to gallop, no wide space to run free, if hokits to win its because of his speed
if you go frame by frame you can see rocks and minerals flying out of gaethje gloves every punch
>>158408831Hoenstly? Respect.
>>158408837>rocks and mineralslearn anatomy first you fucking retard, he has hands of stone.
>>158408403I'd do the first 30 mins to be a slasher style with Whitey Bulger chasing down Dana. Then the remaining 2 and a half hours would be a Dana and Ari Celeste sex scene
>>158408766Business decision by Brady
>>158408766Dana is gonna boil this nigga alive
>>158408806Many are saying this
>>158409001Many are saying this
>>158408766bruh i thought gane vs hokit was next week you're telling me we have TWO dogshit apex slop cards to get through until then
>>158408806Nah Sean Omalley is stepping in, no weight cut required
Justin Gaethje invented the parking brake
watch yourself kid,i sell holy shit moments
Kek Eddie Hall fought a pair of twins in mma
>>158408484We’re engaging in defamation now? Well, you’re Chinese. How do you like that?
>kek Dumb faggot never start a sentence like that here every again
Sean Brady more like i fucking suck
>every againTake a deep breath, pal.
none of you even knew that fight was happeningbe honest
>>158409257Theres always a fight happening.Stand your ground. Be on the lookout.
>>158409267Move in silence.
16 days until Gane fights.
Note that he says "fights" and not "wins"
A Gane fight and a Gane win is synonymous
i always get ciryl gane confused with schopenhauer
>>158409317except for those times that he lost
>>158409351Which is never
we are herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqWshIp6yF8
some might argue that relying on fouls is a sign of mental fragility
Gane should walk out to Right In Two by TOOL
Respect for knowing Tool
Some might even say "Props" for knowing Tool
Right in two? I barley know you!
Talent hits a target no one else can hit... Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Ganes from Texas I can tell
If you aren't voting Democrat this midterm GTFO my heem
Genius. Greatness. Gane.
Gane. Gane. Gane
Humble highs.
His story.
Heeminder jones could have been D1 but he was a born heemer
Ganeous maximus
>>158409607Jon Grace Jones
>>158409607looking like eddie murphy looking nigga here looking
>>158409607Girl, I can't understand it, why you wanna hurt me?After all of the things I've done for youI buy you champagne and roses, put diamonds on your finger (diamonds on your finger)But still you hang out all night, what am I to do?
Tricked you guys, that's Randall Cunningham
>31 October>against black guy called Randyyeah everything is stacked against Smith.
Having a hard time making the 145 limit
>>158409732The round that Locktober ends, Smiff is gonna simulate AND blacksplode into dis doo
The Gane Cage
>>158408398It starts with verbally berating him in the lead up to the fight and then just go from there.
Cage Control
Hokit by KO (middle finger)
>>158409859Hokit gonna shove his middle finger up ganes bum??
Hokit by falling anvil XD
Gane by moving in silence.
Gane by philosophy
You miss every eye poke you don't make.
Gane by dialogue.
Hokbeast might not make it
It's going to be pretty nice to see Hokit get knocked out
First day of uww senior worlds and America has completely buckbroken Russia, sending two wrestlers to the finals with wins over Sadulaev and Abasgadzhi Magomedov
even in hindsight everything he did is just embarrassing.
>>158410011Honestly? Respect
If Leon Edwards steps in for Brady and wins, he deserves a title shot
>>158410054Who cares if he got raped 3 times in a row he beat THE Gabriel Bonfim
>>158410054Over the winner of pratesh vs morales? Are you crazy in your head?
Whats prates walk around weight at
>>158410084marlboro
>>158410084Your mom
>>158410084Turn your monitor on
>>158410054Trey
>>158410084Two
What if Leon Edwards was born exactly 2 inches taller would would happen
>>158410054Leons a lil bitch he wont fight last minute
>>158410148>>158410162You good man?
>>158410084He probably walks around 200 outside of camp. Hes a pretty big guy, low key a weight bully. Morales is even bigger walks around 220 outside of camp. I have no idea how he makes welterweight. Prates is fucked Morales is really strong
Patrick Stewart just got heemed
Volk vs Gaethje? Fire. Gotta respect. Two legens. Nothing but respect. Build up finna be insane. Volk got nothin but respect for Gaethje. He's a legend. But the question's gotta be answered: who's the best? Gaethje knows Volk is a legend and he's got so much respect for him. Guy's so tough. But anything can happen in this crazy sport we call mma. If you beat Justin Gaethje, there can truly be no question that you beat Justin Gaethje, and that's a fact. Thing is?... That same truth swings both ways.. If you beat Volk, the answer is clear: You just beat Alexander Volkanovski, who's a legend. It's all respect and love here in this chess game of dire consequence. One thing's for sure... Let's just say, questions will be answered. It's about respect. And you gotta respect it.
>>158410215rip
>>158410215Honestly? Respect.
If you're from brazil you probably are gay
Neon should replace DC as commentator
The UFC has had zero tributes to Ted Kennedy
Prates will take Islam's 1
>>158409941I don't miss
HEEM QUEEN IS LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QUXs8OyetYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QUXs8OyetYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QUXs8OyetY
>>158410201This
for all the hokitmaniacs out there, this is YOUR guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lPD4oxp9wk
>>158408625the japs are too comfortable with getting hit. they literally have no head movement and rely on chin. that's why they've been getting battered recently. they have all the offensive skills, but the smaller weight classes are too skilled and deep to get away with just blocking shots with your face like they do. horiguchi is only one with real evasive agility and he is older
There are no Hokit fans only GDS patients.
gane easily pieces up hokit on paper but gane also shit the bed against a bloated and arthritic jon jones.
patrick stewart even said dom reyes beat jon jones
>>158410398Who?
Captain Jean Luc Picard, Dominick Reyes stan.
waldo is going to fight johnny walker by the looks of it
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