Previous:>>158401060Waldo Cortes-Acosta vs. Johnny Walker is the new main event for UFCVegas124 on November 7.
oh great spammy is back to vpn op baking
*enters thread*
>>158410614muslim doos be like: sorry I can't shake your hand or else I'll have sex with you
Say hello to my little meng!
his calf is compromised.
>>158410614This whorish abomination took Sanko's post-show desk job and she's not even a cazzie mma watcher.
MAC energy has been sold to monster for a pack of gum and the crust off a PB&j per the MMA hour
>>158410683Sanko doesn't fit Ari's vision for the UFC sorry kid
>>158410688I'm still seething over Bang. Their black cherry vanilla was a peach.
Picard won a unanimous decision against that bum cardassian torturer
>>158410710Us chads are drinking bloom now the strawberry watermelon is dummy fire
2027 is year bros lock in
>>158410718Shut the fuck up
ynr poeple saying ilia went up to duck evloev
Mogsar? Mogsar will heem
Drew Dober is from Nebraska btw.
Mogsaar heemd
let's be honest here... ilia lost because he was coming off inactivity due to divorce rape. gaycheese got lucky. hell, ilia almost killed him with those body shots.
Lets be real here Ilia heems Sharthe in the rematch.
just heard that Hulu ripped of BJ Penn's script. has he heard the news yet?> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phony_(TV_series)
>>158410771Yeah I don't like it but its true
Just heard the news...
>>158410771True
>>158410719Bloom Pop!? More like bussy pop that shits for zesty doos
>>158410771isnt idol worshipping haram for christians too?
>>158410735He ducked Evloev Lopes and the Volk rematch. He was actively in talks to rematch Volk when he suddenly decided to leave the division
>>158410598Johnny Walker has a big chance to get into the top 10 fast. Hes about to skip over his brother Valters ranking who is jealous of him
>>158410879catholics love idol worship.>>158410894lopes is the easiest matchup in the world for ilia though. his entire meta is eating shots and out dawlging you. imagine if he let ilia hit him over and over like he let volk and jean silva do. the real reason he went up was to fight islam, but islam ran by going up himself.
>>158410928>lopes is the easiest matchup in the world for ilia thoughDoesn't matter. He ran from the fight. I could tell you that Ilia is an easy matchup for Islam and you'd blab on about how Islam still ducked him. The truth of the matter is that Ilia avoided these fights. He left the division. That's what happened.
>>158410879that's not idol worshipping b those are idols worshipping
Captain Picard just got heemed
islam is 1-1 against volk
that was the perfect opportunity for volk to retire. now he will instead go on a 3 fight skid and retire on an L
>>158410771Justin had to win for the story.
salkilld heems everyone and I don't even really like the guy(no personality)
volk is the best rassler in the entire game. brazzas literally have to beat him on the feet
Volk is 5'5 with a reach of a welterweight and around 175 lbs on fight night
big asian tits
Sisko was the true heemer captain anyway
Wait so let me get this strait. The masons and gnostic entities who control our reality want all the straight white alpha males dead, crazy or in jail, spiritually, physically, mentally broken. The white women fucking bbc's and Indian worker ant simps to maintain the system while it all implodes and collapses like a 911 tower? Woah dude
>>158411117Kirk actually went around heeming niggas
"Get these inbred goatfuckers out of my sport" - Brendan P. Schaub
>>158411126blow it out your ass, goof!
>>158411152This image is anti-comedy
Drip too hard, don't stand too closeYou gon' fuck around and drown off this waveDoin' all these shows, I've been on the roadI don't care where I go, long as I get paid
Jolie. Jolie. Jolie... JOLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Run it back turbo
>>158411237
Notice the unfinished masonry in pic related, how did johnny walker meet this blonde when he games all day?
Joline had Dolly's man bent backwards over a fence whispering something into his ear.
Nogger
>>158410612Dont worry about that, we have plans for spammy.
>>158411257There are no more good UFC cards btw every other card for the rest of the year is totally skippable
>>158411272Excellent post.
>>158411251Johnny met her in the middle east I think. He was there for a UFC event. She's pretty good looking Irish lady. Johnny is fugly but hes tall and has money. You can get any women if you got that
Does /heem/ welcome POWERSLAP discussion?
if gooby truly wants to have an incredible comeback performance, he needs to walkout to Enya instead of Sinead. it will symbolize the purity vs the degeneracy. no one will be able to stop him once he enters the Orinoco Flow.> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl8iYAo90pE
>>158411292Yeah well at least we have Sean Brady vs Bonfim to look forward to right? That should be pretty good.
>>158411310We call it Slap Kino here
Schaub coined daddy posting. He raised Muslim fighters to dizzying heights, turned them into idols. And with one slick riff, he chopped them down. Disavowed them. Turning the MMA world on its head. Levels.
This just dropped, its a good Cain Velasquez interview, its 4 hours long but it was more interesting than I expected the hours just flew by. Cains a cool person, glad hes doing okay. https://youtu.be/Ea2IiKY_PUE
>interview, its 4 hours long
>>158411380Shawn Ryan is a pro-kike fag and a boring interviewer.
>>158411380Who gives a shit
>>158411380everyone tries so hard to say cain was in the right but the reality is that he's a low IQ racist who fired bullets near innocent bystanders. he literally could have just followed the person and shot them somewhere else, but he had to chimpout. he should have got life in prison. imagine if one of those bullets from him hit some random kid in the head.
Me. I give a shit.
>>158411166do you have a comedy special on showtime? no? schaub has two.
>>158411403nigga this a mma board, im sure some people are interested in an interview with a former heavyweight champ.
>>158411392listen to it in traffic thats what I do for long podcasts
Prime Jon Jones couldn't heem Kevin McCallister inside his own home. Kevin would absolutely dogwalk Jon.
>>158411435You sound upset.
Cain is pretty cool even though he let his son get raped. Besides that he's a chill ass dude.
UFC 350: Smiff home invader vs. Cain's child molester
I raise you with Gane Velasquez
>>158411311The thumbnail looks cumtributed
>>158411490it's sad that your mind is so warped. I'm genuinely praying for you.
Justin has barricaded himself in his home while the state athletic swat team negotiates his surrender per the schmo
>>158411505Honestly? Thank you.
>>158410894you could say that he avoided lopes if that gives you peace of mind but movsar? nah bappa. that pigga pulled out when the fight was booked. he's a bitch.
Cocaine Velasquez
Schaub's secret cum tribute account has been found. The hater channels have it and are making videos as we speak. This might finally be the end for schaub.
Cain is a piece of shit. It's literally in the Bible. Have you even read it?
I have the hardest walkout. Only uncs would understand.> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp13fUwSNlM
Canelo fight this weekend
>>158410735>>158410894>>158410957lol
>>158411620This is sadly known. Evloev has always been afraid, sadly....He saw Ilia easily dispatch and end end the Ryan Hall meme and ran for the mountains...
>>158411633uhhhh movsissies?
People are gonna talk about the Pico pullout the same way soon btw.
>>158411427Schaub has earned nothing in his life. Gifted everything and still miserable.
even when jon jones was at his peak, he only had a single picogram in his system. now just imagine the true untapped potential aaron has?
>>158411655Hating? Not a good look on ya bubba
>>158411633>evloev withdrew
>>158411671A single picogram for every blood cell maybe
Who's able to cain's cain?
>>158411620>>158411633fuck you
>>158411573Joe Rogan has alot of enemies, they usually go after him. But sometimes the go after his lackeys like Schaub, Burt, Callen and Segura. Eddie is too retarded so they just ignore him.
>>158411655you sound seething that schaub is good at networking and you're a socially inpet little creep.
>>158411411he knew where the dude slept and decided to shoot at his moving car from a moving car like why do you train mma b to be nice to your child's rapist?
>>158411698Brock. Dana favored Brock and Cain went and heemed him, to which Cain was cursed (injuries that ruined his career) and yet he had the sevenfold vengeance protection from anyone trying to heem him (getting out of jail)
>>158410879Proskinesis and latreia are two different things, b. Conceptually.
How fucked would it be if aljo is the guy to beat volk at fw?
i got my bald cap and mud ready for my ciryl gane costume
They want Talbott to fight for the belt so badly. That's why they tried to heem Raoni. Raoni foiled their plot.> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6IgwbTYnrI
>>158411837Haha yea gane would have a good laugh at the costume. Hes a chill guy like that.
I knew niggas cooler than talblot in hs
>>158411673>>158411722Choosing to be a schaub hanger-on is one of the lowest forms of existence. Be better.
>>158411861I used to fuck guys like him in high school.
>>158411302So women don't care about genetics at all do they? They would rather themselves eat good today and their children to be monkeys in the future than risk starvation.
There was one inscrutable asian guy that skateboarded and he said hey what's up to me one time
>>158411880Racism is anti-heem
rangeban florida and all of europe, we can then discuss calf kicks
>>158411878You fucked guys in highschool?
>>158411880Being 240 lbs of lean muscle at 6’6 is a sign of good genetics, some might argue.
>>158411843Bro unless it's conor they don't really give a fuck for the same reasons they used to. If anything it would only be because the controversy of everyone soiing out seething and talking about muh le sport is dead (which = more views). Then you get a no-name block of wood contender who gets passed up. If you would have given no-name block of wood a title shot, you would have complained and cried, but now that they skip him, he gets a victim boost.. Now this retard who can' draw a dime at least has pity fans like you when he DOES fight for the title. And alas, you've been worked by the GOAT GODna. When block of wood then beats Talbot, block of wood now has more fans from sissy pity AND because he le humbled Talbot. It's a cycle b. We're all marks. We can't escape it.
>>158411934Anon opened his third eye. His gane eye.
>>158411880white men race mix more than white women
>>158411873
Opened my brown eye to Talbutt.
>>158411411o algo
Bad lil vibe, she been on my mindSoon as I get back she gettin slayedDo this all the time, this aint no surpriseEvery other night another movie gettin made
>>158411952As it should be.
>>158411873I devoted my life to schaub many years ago..
>>158411970This niqqa praying to the algorithm
>>158411873Fuck you. Respectfully.
Never let me slip, cause if I slip then Im slippingBut if I got my Nina, then you know I'm straight trippingAnd Imma continue to put the rap down, put the mac downAnd if you bitches talk shit, I have to put the smack downYeah, and you don't stop
Cause its 1-8-7 on a motherfukin cop
Candians RUN weem BITHC
>>158412073Excellent post.
>>158411995pls be coral
>>158412027>>158411995>>158411954It’s a crime that children die without living a full life while you all still breathe air
>>158412102Well, you're a sex expert. What do you think?
>>158412101Nah, fuck that
>CANadians>Gay Sex Performer
Why don’t one of you fucking jannies deal with the spammer in /box/? Is it because you hate us?
the disturbing connection between gsp to dricus to gane
>>158412143The affairs of /box/ are of no concern to us
Sir Patrick Stewart bros..
only man I call sir is dana white
>>158411934tldr; i spotted the word sissy in there, and am calling it a night on your post buddy b
what uncle raoni did to payton is illegal in 47 states.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2IzGXx5Aa8
> Radio Flyer is a 1992 American drama-fantasy film directed by Richard Donner and written by David Mickey Evans. The film stars Elijah Wood and Joseph Mazzello as two brothers who attempt to convert their toy wagon into an airplane to escape the physical abuse inflicted by their stepfather, The King (played by Adam Baldwin). The narrative is framed by an adult version of the older brother, Mike, narrated by Tom Hanks, who recounts these events to his own sons.This movie heemed me.
>>158412190Elijah's mom watched him like a hawk on sets and never left him alone with any other adults. Leo got passed around to producers like Kevin Lee at ATT. Who has the private island? Who has all the bitches? Getting abused leads to greatness.-Sean Strickland on his upcoming fight with Imavov
personally I'd like to see Mario Bautista get a title shot
>>158411880They do but theirs a limit lol. If the guy is loaded and Tall. That goes really far in a womens mind. I literally know tall ugly guys that are popular with women for simply being tall lol. It's tough out there for the manlets lol
Mario Bautista?wow.
>>158412101schGOD got ya bussy all sorts a twisted. Ya need to flush that playa!
>>158412239bautists is the young raoni of that division. he will outpace most of those guys like he has been doing. he had one boring fight and people started hating but he's definitely the dark horse of that division. he's merab'esque in approach but with actual fight iq.
>>158411952Fighters are simply appealing to women. They have money and some fame. And if your tall on top of all that. It makes you a pussy slayer. Tall men never suffer
>>158412271>Tall men never suffera lot of tall guys I know have back problems
Brendaddy got them homeless reddit cats all hot and bothered I fear
idk if i count as tall but i do get occasional pickups from girls shorter than me.but more interestingly is how they perceive heemers. its like uhhhh that thing that people either like or dislike..theres a meme about birth control or something, whatever it is, womeng perceive heemers as the extremes of one or the other.
>>158412251No even if you are tall women will find something wrong with you to bring you down. And being tall only lasts a few decades, the next generation is always taller by default making older tall guys medium height, plus the joints in the spine get worn down over time and humans shrink and dehydrate as they age.
The horseshoe theory of Schaub. Pussy Havers and Pussy Getters love Brendan but Pussies hate him.
Tough year for spammy, really tough year...
>>158412300Dam Brenden has a custom Ford lightning? I thought he was just a car cazzie but he might know ball
>>158412437Schaub is a total gearhead dude, has his own TV show about cars
>>158412347>And being tall only lasts a few decadesBapa, female beauty primes for like 7 years (18-25) before women enter a continuous spiral of decay that only ends with their deaths.
>>158412464What show
What cawlmedy pawldcasts should I be listening to besides Tim Dillon and Stavvy's World?
Rogan was professor snape all along. If he couldn't survive the public humiliation buck breaking ritual, he would never survive against the top HWs anyway.
>>158412427>Evloev withdrew
>>158412483That's comforting but it's not enough, women should suffer more and I am actively trying to figure out how.
>>158412583Ricky gervais show Oldie but goodie
>>158412652Poor poor Movkid.
Alroight guys now this is how I loike my movsarella. Some people are gonna say they shoulda pulled him out sooner, blah blah blah. Thats fine yous can do whatever yous like, but for me personally I like when you gotta scrape em up off the floor afterwards ya know?Beeauuuteyfewl, noice boite roite theyah mayeet
>>158412143
Uh yeah 2 dollars from retarded_faggot76 hey guru impression of cte volk forgetting he already heemed movsar and starching him out next press conference?
>>158412873lol
>>158412101for sur i agree buuuuut i gotta disagree my mans
>>158412488A Faggot and his Cars
>>158413077Crazy thing is you seriously expect me to believe you laughed out loud at that post. Like I'm fucking stupid or something.
>>158413109Why dont yuo go suck an male peins
>>158413109we dont sign our posts here Im afraid
>>158410768Based brapdeep>>158410899Valter's too good, actually applying MMA to the heavyweight division. Johnny can't beat him.
>>158412873This is it bro
>>158413144Fissured that fruitcake
>>158412873why is his face so cursed here? this is making me very uncomfortable.
>>158413154you think that shit was fucking funny man?
>>158413169I dunno I really just took a screenshot and thats how his face was acting all like a stroke victim or somethin volk is just built different
Schaub gets cheated on, is hated by everyone around him except his Asian producer, has failed at football, mma, and comedy, and no doubt is in debt which all the faggot shoes and faggot trucks the buys. He’s the king Faggot and massive loser. You all like him because he’s your king. The patron saint of mediocrity.
That wasnt right, yall can hate movsar or not that boy didnt deserve allat bruh you know that man has a wife and a child at home right? She doesnt deserve all this.
>>158413273joke doesn't make sense because she's 26 years old now you dumb shit
Whos this doo the fuckin joke police, am I right 4chan?
>>158413186That's that shit broWhat people paid paper fo'
Schaub fucks any girl he wants, is loved by all his fans form the podcast and comedy, was in the NFL, koncked out Cro Cop, has tons of equity via turcks and houses and bling bling. Hes the king champ and an massive winner. We all like him because hes our king. The patorn Saint of Weems.
>>158413370hell yeah nigga, dude remember nina drama? wow.
>>158413265reddit tricked you into hating someone you don't know and you're trying to make it cool
heem cheesy
DC has been going full damage control ever sense Reyes called him out. Dana, you know what to do…
>>158413483Fuck you. Defending schaub doesn’t make you cool.
Your boy got CHEESED by the cooking with volk guy? Yeah tough break kid.
https://youtube.com/shorts/sCdMwv3kVOQ?si=rB1trw5qCLDywOSS
>>158413483no, everybody hates schaub by default as soon as they become familiar with him because he just sucks. the only people that say otherwise are doing it as a form of ironic humor or they're so horrendously sexless that they feel it's important to make some kind of contrarian counterstatement against reddit.
>>158413390
>>158413390She's a literal sex goblin and I'm tired of faking not liking her, I would fucking permaheem you all in a sacrificial ritual to taste her foot sweat>>158413548Volkov's conditioning looked shit in his last fight, he needs to go back to whatever he was doing when he fought Gane.
>>158413591>>158413648seethe like this never exists in a vacuum. you've been roped into a mean girl gossip mill by psychotic dorks. liking schaub as a personality is the default. thinking he's cringe is secondary. intense seethe is unnatural and inauthentic.
heem supports its own :)
>>158413151Idk Johnnys been looking different at heavyweight. I think the weight cut may have weakened him. Weight cuts can give you glass chins too. Valter is okay but he is a one trick pony. His brother Johnny is more well rounded. I think Valter is jealous of him like Pereira said. The way he reacted to his brother getting the knockout was weird. He was like seething which is weird. Normally you would be happy if your brother won by KO. Their half brothes so maybe thats it
>>158413867Some guys can't get out of their own heads once they lose.Hopefully he can.
>>158413867Malcom seems like a heartlet to me. He has some skill but doesn't have that dawg spirit you need to go really push in a fight. He quits on himself if the fight isnt a layup
>>158413867>CANS SUPPORTING CANSYa love to see it
Wellmaker?damn nigga, wow
>>158413867>mental midget seeking praise for being mental midget by other mental midgets mental midget arts mma>DON FRYE IS SAD!
>>158414027for real
>>158413917Johnny looks good, but I don't think Valter's a one trick.If Valter can apply actual BJJ to heavyweight, he'll have an advantage over everyone else in the division, since everyone except the like top three are just fat guys that swing.
>>158413867Malcon Faggotmaker!!
nina took way too many private jet rides to fuck arman. that has to be upper level number of flights to access a particular pussy. zero chance he beats volk
Id poo on Ninas tits
>>158414763What is the appeal of this? This has always confused me
fighters should have a problem with Bruce Buffer name a more overpaid nigga in this day and age
>>158414898What would happen if a fighter punched him during the walkouts
>>158414968def con 1
Bonfim stopped diet and weight cutting
Taira in Hawaii
Taira Eating Hawaiin food
>>158413867Everyone in this image will never be a champion
Most guys are ungrateful about pay. Its nice to see someone humble and greatful about making more money than average people.
>>158415164>>158415213>bro, like, y'know, like>hai>yeah, like, y'know, it's, like>hai>and, like, bro, like, when you lean, like>hai
>>158415271You're not supposed to say that to a fighter. Its a big no no. You always gotta be like "yea bro you're really good, one day you can be champ don't give up"
>>15841527415k/15k is like the Argetinian equivalent of getting 1 million to just show upFighters living in third world countries don't realize just how much the UFC is ass fucking them
>>158415213Max just looks like some guy from the trailerpark that will fix your car for some pills
>>158415343that's why they cut farid. he wanted to keep decisioning unranked bums for a dagi fortune
To be percise a 15k/15k contract in USD is the equivalent of 23,077,395.28 million Argetinian Pesos
Brazza is finally free, he turned down a $2 million contract from pfl. UFC probably already signed him I bet
>>158415343UFC pays in USD bro. So then when he converts his money it multiplies alot. He makes six figures in dollars, so Kevin is already an Argentina Millionaire and can buy a gated house in the rich part of Argentina. He already won in life.All the brazilian fighters are rich ass fuck in brazil too with UFC money. They all move to fancy houses and open businesses for their families
>>158415396another flushed brazza? what is the ufc doin ?
>>158415365Farid wanted a big pay bump but hes boring ass shit. So he got mad and was like fuck it I will fights cans then for that low pay raise.He had a lot of attitude and got in some fight backstage. UFC was like fuck this cocky bum trying to only fight cans. I would have cut him to
>>158415304What honoring thy aoife look like
"My knee was a little bit swollen after (training). By nine o’clock at night, I couldn’t walk. Wednesday morning, I already knew because I’ve been in this situation before. I’ve dealt with bursitis and (expletive) and I knew this wasn’t bursitis. I knew it was an infection… I could barely walk,” Brady said (via Bloody Elbow).
>>158415444Yeah you retard that's what I fucking saidFake smart bitch explaining the point I already made like I'm fucking wrong
Pavlovich
Dana White has hundreds of millions of dollars, whatever steakhouse is so good that he has been going there ever since they opened has gotta be one of the very best places on earth. You just know that place has to be the most phenomenal world class dining experience and perfect top quality steak dinner you will ever experience in your pathetic worthless life.
>>158415742I don't give a shit
Let him taste that meat dana!
>>158415444Is that why peieria seems like he doesnt care if he loses as long as he gets a ppv in any weight class
>>158412692
>>158413861You should die
>>158415742I buy AAAA angus beef from an local butcher. I get better steaks than restaurents.
>>158415742Dana White has always been on the down low. Zesty pink goblin of a ting he is.
If Schauh heard you talking shit he'd lay you flat on your back and suck your cock bitch
>>158415905Hay una resturant de carne asador en la Ciudad de Mejico. Los visito desde que abrieron por primera todos.
pretty sad you guys bullied sneed so hard he uses a VPN now
>>158415981am i supposed to not mention that he gagged on shemale bbc? he willingly provided that info.
mad bitch
>>158415966There are plenty of good restaurants in this economic extraction zone hellhole people call city. At least my family owns some and I get to eat for free whenever I want.
Yo shrimp come check it out bro, somebody got spammy revved on /sp/ again, kwab
Go Spammy, Go Spammy!Go Stupid, Go Crazy! Post some more faggot bullshit about diapers and panties!
I saw them too. My mom made me take out the trash last tuesday and I saw them. Anyone know how to get ahold of GSP? I'd love to just sit down with him and ask him about all his fights, shoot the shit, maybe get some dinner and just be best friends basically. I just want someone to talk to... And we can talk about the aliens too. That was crazy. There were green as hell. Anyone can help please reach out... I'm so lonely...
>>158416037>>158416068>>158416091Man why are you like thisDo you not having anything more going on with your life
oh yeah he's pissed lol
>>158416094You've got to accept the fact that some people are down so bad in life that literally all they can do is scream on the internet because nothing else is available to themJust thank God that you're not one of them
Make him into pasta?
>>158416114For real dude, SOME people here sure are pathetic, with nothing better to do with their lives than be moderators online (for no money)
Danny Boyle’s Necer after dark is now available on 7reels. Looks good. Just a heads up.
>>1584153962 million??? That was his big 'PLEASE STAY' offer from PFL? So he was getting less than that before... B-but he's basically their Jon Jones.. Their best fighter... This cant be right. I thought it was all about sport with PFL. Ariel and Luke implied they pay the big bucks over there... wtf?
Man some people here really have NOTHING better going on with their lives...
>>158415343>getting 1 million to just show up that's like the average weekly wage here b
Oh well, hahahahaha!! Too bad, lmfao!
>>158416123I only watch blu-ray quality. Caught Compulsion (1959) today; it was kino. Watched Van Helsing (2004) yesterday: it was bad. Watched Reign of Fire (2002) the day before; it was pretty good. Got halfway through Blow Out tonight; it's kino.
>>158416091>>158416106did khamzat ever gave us his verdict though?
prime evloev...
>>158416278>gets cracked and obviously buzzed>tries to kick and go on one leg after resetting???
We are in the post arman promotion era. DC was gonna ask Yan about fighting Sean... Then Dana got in his ear and said "ASK HIM ABOUT FIGHTING YADONG, NOT OMALLEY" to which DC tried to refuse, but dana softly whispered "Trust the plan...". As somewhat of an Omalley hater, I was waiting for him to push Yan into fighting Ocuckey. My fingers were ready to rage tweet about it... But the second he brought up Yan vs Yadong instead, I was instantly pissed and tweeting that O'malley deserves next... Without even giving it a second thought... Dana has all bases covered with cazzies like me... He's 10 steps ahead. We are powerless to GODna's plans...
>>158416285Terminal realoneism. You wouldn’t get it.
The Tom Nolan era looms over the horizon
Heeminder that Conor is a rapist
rapist you are rap-AAAA YOU'RE RAPING ME NOOOO
>>158416411Nah the whore wanted money and was partying and bouncing on conor's dick after coming out of the bathroom. Goob's nothing like actual rapist Mike Tyson or Muhammad Alpedo
just because she snorted lines of coke with him doesn't mean she consented to sex
Conor McGregor has not been criminally convicted of rape.
you expect me to believe mcgregor is strong enough to rape anyone?
God gives Conor his hardest battles
Gable Steveson has not been criminally convicted of rape.
UFC Mt Rushmore>Bones>Anderson>Volk>Mighty MouseDiscuss
Jon Jones has been raped.
How about dont rape? Is taht so hard? To no rape??
>>158413102How does he manage to look both Aboriginal and Jewish? Its uncanmy
>>158416579Don’t look into the Polynesian-proto Semitic theory, b.
>>158416662Haha
>>158416667thanks buddy
Inshallah we gonna keep the belt long time
There certainly are some posters here who you can tell have nothing else going on with their lives.I sure do feel sorry for that person
>merle blacked >gane undisputed
Oh well, hahaha*inhales*aaaahhahahaa!
>>158416736I'm literally the UFC Heavyweight Champion you dumb fuck
new nightlight is too bright
N-Nigger
>>158416787Real shit.
You can just tell that somebody here has nothing better going on with their lives.And he knows, oh we all know playa!
Imagine this: You're Ilia Topuria
>>158416822Ilia Topuria? damn nigga, wow
By the way guys I finally got a real job, let's go for that!
>>158416822I don't need to imagine ese, I'm Ilia Topuria vato
>>158416835What's his name?
>>158416839See that's actually funny, that's how you know for sure this isn't spammy
Isn't that right HHHWWWAAnita?
Where clozzy fine ass at?
bitch ass janny still has Finland range banned? Crybaby motherfucker you are, I bet he didn't even do anything. Kill yourself.
>>158416855Real shit.
>>158416869Genius. Greatness.
Soon all of our great commitment to celibacy will pay off, we shall transcend
Mate could you please stop impersonating me?
just fucked waldo cortes acosta it was an accident
>>158416904Fucked him up?
>>158416909
>>158416916
I miss hearing angela hill brag to Jessica pene on their podcast about how good she was getting fucked by her boyfriend's big white cock. It was an interesting dynamic.
This man just turned 24, I'm mid 30's and thought he was 40 something, I'm over a decade older than this guy and he looks older than me.
You could name any fighter in her whole division and Angie has lost a questionable judge's decision to them
>>158416940Levels.>>158416942Levels.
There's levels to my life, levels to my posting game. You need to level up man, you guys think what you're just gonna sit around doing this shit all your life? And that's somehow gonna be good enough, at the end of the day when your time runs up?
>>158416948Real shit.
>>158416955
Pero caca
>>158416948Get yo mind out the gutter playa
>>158416993Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
is it loser o'clock? already?
>>158417001Turn your monitor on
Levels.
>>158416993You need to stop impersonating him, this is your final warning.
doos really be using a discord to coordinate /heem/ posts smdh
Believe me, I know the owner and if he is to come back at you then you and your whole family are to be executed.
just changing your name doesnt make you who you say you are bapa
>>158417028Who told you that you could tripfag here?
Lets go back to the discord we blocked sneed in and make fun of him and cordinate our posts to subtely make fun of him
>>158417041Nah fuck that, lets all grow up act like adults and get our own shit together instead.
>>158417048Excellent post.
Damn nigga, wow
What's worse, making a discord to bitch about /heem/ and memorize all the regulars OR bitching about /heem/ and memorizing all the regulars and never getting invited to the discord? This is mainly a question for ""'australia"""
Matter of fact who told you that you could Sneed here?
>>158417061Hit the road dude
This aint public property, this is private propertayGo ahead and give me your name so I can know who the hell down there told you that you could post here.
>>158417078
>>158417081Hit the road dude
>>158417078How do you know I was just looking at this video though? Because you didn't randomly start with that out of nowhere, you have me hacked and can see everything on my device?
>>158417087Why would I, or anyone for that matter, give 2 shits about what you're doing on your device you god damn loser? Get a fucking job.
Fuck you cunt
parsed that parsnip
>>158416531RandyRandyRandyRandy
>>158417085did he dieded?
>>158417088I have a job, this is an old meme and I was just looking at it. So you guys are in a secret discord of hackers similar to kiwifarms? And you hack anons on here and subtely say revelant time sensitive things only they would understand in the moment as a form of harassment
>>158416569glad Schaub made it, not sure about the women though.
That’s what I thought
>>158417100I am an on duty federal law enforcement officer and everything I post is in relation to an ongoing criminal investigation. Your behavior is making you seem highly suspicious, but you are otherwise unrelated to my current assignment. I suggest you keep it that way.
>>158417100No brother. The brazzacord is facing much turmoil and infighting, setting sights on each other ever since the felling of Umar. And since Movsar went down, even the splinters are fighting. Many banned, missing, possibly dead. It's too soon to say how this plays out at the moment. Sneed is the last thing on our minds at this point.
kek sneed told this doo pipe down if you know whats good for you cupcake
sneed vs schizo aussie is like khabib vs conor. generational chills.
Do downsyndrome people ever get sad or have worries? I've only seen them happy, upbeat and highly social and empathetic
As the manger of the gangstalked aussie I demand a pay raise for my fighter. he will not be defending the belt until a new contract is agreed upon
Go back to the discord and say "generational chills" they will know what it means (it's code for everyone is happy again)
Theres this steakhouse in pensacola, Ive been going there ever since they opened
>>158417140They feel the same emotions you and I do. They’re emotionally intelligent though a little retarded, no different than the delayed response you get from other retards here. Down syndrome + Russian + Floridian could be a dangerous fighting combo if the right athletes are found to breed the creature
>>158417158that ain't Florida. too hilly.
>>158417158
>>158417170Thats airport boulevard dumbass, dont you ever try to correct me
>>158417158wow
>>158417175nobody asked which street you turn tricks on buddy
>>158417170Checked his work and it appears to be the Millers Ale House on one side of Airport Blvd, 32503. The kids clean, for now. Let him go, we will get him.
yea.
>>158417140Only 2 left to go, anon... Don't fight it.
>>158417187Yeah Im not your fucking "buddy' you got that pal?
>huge personality trait unlocked: airport blvd worker. ultimate pieces of fucking shit in the mma community. night shift working, swing shift working, day shift working mixed martial art having ass motherfuckers
>>158417198muh shell water sum
>>158417203
new episode of dexter is out y'all
>>158417210Real sure Im not gonna be watching that garbage but thanks anyway
To there's schaub cock in this thread
I've asked for assistance from the Nobody General thread on the paranormal board. So expect a lot more schizos to roll in here and heem your shit up. Im actually a high level schizo on 4chan, they dedicated the Nobody general to me from its beginning. Im also a hardcore /pol/ dude from way back and recently become a Peter Thielist due to my high level of thinking. This is a list of things I think about daily, if you want to mess with me, go ahead. And yes I will contact Palantir and have them back me up also.
>>158417217Honestly? Respect for getting on board with techno-feudalism early. You could find yourself being an obrok-serf with a grok girlfriend if you play your cards right in the next 20 years
And I also have hamburgers tonight, eating a big meal with bread will help me sleep through the neighbours halloween party that dumb bitch I hope she falls on a steak knife
>>158417229You got your corn hole open in the steakhouse, boy. Better close it before sneed finds it
>>158417217There’s only room for one schizo on here.
>>158417198Indeed
You certainly can tell that SOME people here have nothing else going on with their lives, cant you?
>>158417217
If you haven't had a dissociation episode you'll never make it on DWCS
>>158417317
>>158417357yes the person who made this image is likely a massive loser
if you can’t wear wrap around oakleys, half jackets or some large lens sunglasses you arent winning shit
hunter campbells pretender series
Where's Ronda Rouseys fine ass at
>>158417488>ronda>ass>fineR.A.F.
>>158417210fucking nerd
>and your referee in charge of the action >MYYYYKE >BELLL-TTrrrrrrrrrrAN
Sto-!st- STo-STOP!MY TIME!MY TIME!OVER HERE! NO COACHING!I SAID NO COACHING!
LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS
>>158417680computer double her weight and put in Zuffa Boxing TM gear
>>158417357
>>158417688MY TIME MY TIME WARNING FOR STALLING NEXT TIME IM TAKING A POINT
>>158417702
>>158417699From law enforcement in March. Still a ref
>>158417727Reminiscent of Schaub v Cro Cop
Married to the grind
>>158417742Penn For President Penn Going The Other Way PGTOW
>>158415742I cook my beef stew for atleast 12 hours
MY TIME MY TIME I WARNED YOUONE POINT ONE POINTONE POINT ONE POINTNEXT TIME YOU DO IT IM STOPPING THE FIGHT TIME IN
TIIIIMEWHATH-TIIIIIIIIIME STOP FIGHT STOP FIGHTFIGHTS OVER
>>158417683Yeah I give a damn
>>158417357>>158417702>>158417720>>158417727and then spammy gets upset and starts posting from his folder... f-for memes of course. >>158417778>>158417784>>158417771
>>158417808Honestly? Respect.
>>158417807
literally cant remember the last time I watched a heemwould've been 20-30 years agowhos the current champ?
>>158417839Current champ lineup is actually potentially the funniest it's ever been imo
I can't wait for Moicano to expose another FRAUDMoicanogodchadmengbrehs, we are one day away.
>>158417839Benson Henderson
>>158415304SOVLMaybe if M*rab got himself a girlfriend when he was young, instead of hanging around with disgusting instathots, he'd still be champ with a strong WOMAN as his support, and sons to continue his legacy. But instead, he is just a GAY FAILURE.
>>158415164Based>>158415112Literaly me
joshua friggin van
>>158417932Wow.
I always knew WE could do it
Petr Yan?Wow.
>>158417910
I get it out the mud, yeah, yeahI get it out the mud, yeah, yeah, yeahWatch how I break my wristMake that water whipStretch it out, then flipI'm all about my chips
I was thinking of 50 LWs and couldnt think of that one russian bum but whatever 1. Edgar2. Penn3. Henderson4. Tony5. RDA6. Tibau7. Pat Healy 8. Masvidal9. Michael Chandler 10. Yves Edwards11. KJ Noons12. Josh Thomson13. Clay Guida14. Gilbert15. Jim Miller16. Tyson Griffin17. Joe Stevenson18. Kenny Florian 19. Sean Sherk20. Evan Dunham21. Varner 22. Ross Pearson23. David Rickels 24. Gray Maynard 25. Mac Danzig26. Sam Stout 27. Jacob Volkmann28. Barboza 29. Michael Johnson30. Eddie31. Gaethje32. Saad Awad33. Jai Herbert34. TJ Grant35. Cole Miller 36. Jens Pulver 37. Trinaldo 38. Bobby Green 39. Makdessi40. Cerrone41. Melvin42. Anthony “Showtime” Pettis 43. Mat Wiman44. Spencer Fisher45. Lauzon46. Sass47. Jury48. Diaz49. Gomi50. Diego Sanchez
>>158417999>22. Ross PearsonThat's THE Ross Pearson, to you, bud.
Bruh, all that just to get slimed out nah how about next time you let Nina wear whatever she wants you dumb shit backwards child fucking inbred freak
I'm right you know
>>158418022corr I want to depants and rape an algerian musslum woman
>>158418026You said you want to rape an woman?
Allah just didn't want Movsar to win.
>>158418010
>>158418048
faggots
wrestlers
Yeah nice haircut goofball, did your wife choose that from an issue of Teen Vogue?
Salkiller
Coward shit.
>Trying to make Shavkat fight your contenders for you before you defendGood god fucking damn this cliff retard is never gonna fight again is he?
This guy?
Beastlam fought in the 2 toughest divisions in history against new hybrids
>>158418109Not really
Bitchslam Poopachev Ugly Freak Inbred Goatfucker? Yeah not my champion thobeit.
the champ should be determined by an elite council of intellectuals. people like me. a single fight at a time determining the champ is so clearly limited.
>>158418109>new hybrids
https://youtube.com/shorts/1RgBklmeJMk?si=tyxaoAzzUJZAzRmt welterweights are way cooler than the other divisions
Yeah thanks for the suggestion janny, I'll stop posting whenever I'm good and ready to stop posting thoughever. Deal with it.
yeah bro the janny is the loser in this situation, not you
Do you know where you are euuohh?
https://youtu.be/d03jq5dONoM?si=DmR9tuzJTD0Qhnb2
>>158418163little known fact carlos was in talks with nabisco to be the new face of fig newtons
>Do you know where you are dæeu?
>Who told you you could post here?
do you guys agree with Brendan Schaub saying we need to exterminate all muslims?
>>158418261I thought this was janny property
>>158418277Janny? This? Janny?!Hit the road dude, this is Sneed property now.
>>158417683This guy is financially set and could just live off retirement. He just refs for fun and doesn't need the money.
test
Test
what are we testing bros
>>158418344What should we should do for next thread's theme? I was thinking mackenzie dern's ass edition.
Nevermind Ive got the perfect thing
the mark of the defeated man is a preference for ass
anywhere streaming inner circle?
>>158418380Kek good one
>>158418038hell yeah brother rape, smell and depants emimagine the musk coming from a stanky musslum womans pussy vagina
>>158418390Yeah? What do you think happened to you that caused that?
>>158418354talmbout?
watching mma should require an mma viewership license. that's where my mission begins.
I would probably have to go with Jon Jones.
why does Dana keep DC in the booth anyway?
Super Heemtendo, Sega Weemasis
>Go to sleep>wake up>brush my teeth>walk my dog >check heem.com >Sneed is still having a manic episode after like 8 hoursDude this isn't healthy
>>158418479Nobody cares you sad lonely faggot
>>158418486Fuck you
Oh no somebody is having a manic episode uh oh spaghettio good thing you said something when you did.
Migrate >>158418505Migrate >>158418505
>>158410771Justin is a volcel and is the champ. Bad preparation by topturo.
look how fucking based and evil this nigger looks. how did they turn him into a zesty buck?
Max Holloway gives off circimsised at birth vibes, his hawaiin wife instinctually knew the sex wasnt primal enough thats why she rejected him until her hormones settled down. Would be surprising if her firstborn son is actually Maxs
this still up?
