big hard juicy cocks

shoo nrlsperg shoo

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POWAH

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>Sunday night games
as bad a timeslot for fans going to games as thursday night

not interested in fun posting anymore because it gets reported. might just gay post like this /nrl/ blowie
>>158401484

/nrl/ might be the most hetero genny on spee

>>158401549
Crisp Sunday night games, finish the weekend watching my Iggs flat tracking the shitters

i am so close to giving up on women and going ahead and sucking cock

JUST RELEASE THE DAMN FIXTURE ALREADY

just release this load from my balls iykwim haha

>>158401799
ikwym rofl

Literally cannot maintain an erection or cum unless I am wearing women's underwear. What the hell is wrong with me. Yes I support the Crows but what the hell does that have to do with anything?

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wharfie time... whatever happened there

>>158401746
do it, what do you have to lose by taking a nice hard cock in your mouth, every man should try it at least once in their life

>>158401549
>Sunday night games
>Eagles pictured
Kek the boomer wagies aren't gonna turn up for that shit.

>>158401875
I am going to wait until we have our first win of the new season and celebrate with my fellow Pies supporters down at the Peel.

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>>158401549
>>158401681
>>158401881
>"people" in perth having jobs

>>158401927
Steamworks staff innit

been to perth steamworks plenty of times to relax but never once did i ever bring it up here, how the hell did it get memed here to the point disingenuous straight dudes keep bringing it up to dunk on this fine establishment? most likely cucktorians and shitneysiders too which are the far gayer cities than perth

the account https://old.reddit.com/user/throwaway-8923

>>158401927
>Posting on 4chan at 11.30am about other people not having jobs

>>158399658
>tradie hater makes a paragraph long post about how he's definitely not seething
Lol

>>158402170
In all fairness that anon could on a break or a shift worker

tradiesperg is a deeply disturbed individual

Feed the birds
Tuppence a bag
Tuppence, tuppence
Tuppence a bag

>>158402170
i am from generational wealth. my parents are worth 40m. i live by myself down at coogee. you cannot fathom my life of luxury.

>>158402458
my parents are only worth 25m and I live by myself in darlinghurst :(

Farting up a storm. Diarrhoea is approaching.

>>158402540
Corrrr
Absolutely would

>>158402586
thats me mum you fuckwit

>>158402627
Did I stutter champ

>>158402673
you want to get yourself killed

>>158402730
Nah just laid by your mum
Is that a crime

this guy is gonna end up dead

I like to eat chips and gravy

Sucks not having a job.

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>>158402540

It's up
https://www.afl.com.au/news/1636512/2027-fixture-in-full-primetime-kings-revealed-revenge-games-locked-in-sunday-night-shift

>>158402790
FUCKING
THIS
H
I
S

find anything good on etsy lately?

i dont give a flying two fucks about fixtures

>>158403222
>geelong play gws in rounds 4 and 7
dafug is going on at afl house??

Funny how asio watches you but they are the terrorists.

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slop

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>>158403284

i was voted the sexiest man in geelong three years running

>>158403332
>shitney
why? literally everyone thinks they'll fall off this year, and that's not even counting the possibility of bans for the pullman 5

fuck thursday night matches, fuck the afl, fuck tradies, fuck one nation, fuck racism, fuck meat pies, fuck fishing, fuck flannel shirts, fuck cars, fuck fossil fuels

we know the girls hired the greasy carbone lawyers but who did the swans boys get?

>>158403363
people are calling this the soiest post of all time

>>158403346
bought one for the misso yet mate mr knight

>>158403363
love afternoon games, love the vfl, love working with my brain, love the democratic process, love everyone of all skin colours, love pistachio chocolate, love hiking, love doc martins, love my ev, love charging my car with the free power from the sun

How can one bring about a mental breakdown or midlife crisis? I need to shake things up a bit.

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>free power from the sun

>>158403303
crisp polsperg

>>158403460
i hate all of these things

>>158403380
sexy milf lawyers to get them off iykwim haja

Would feel better with a six shooter on my hip these days tbphwy

>>158403517
meant for
>>158403531

SYBAU

>>158403352
based lingy

>>158403553
why do you need a gun we're not at war goy

mick must die

>>158402814
Does now you have you do what cenno says or they cut you off again, I endurer that shit for years in the 00s and it was a fucking nightmare

>>158403577
voted for bibi yet mate

>>158403614
incredibly funny comment mickpaedo

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Based

Fixture looks fucked - Sydney getting a dream run so they can shit the bed on Grand final day because the AFL wants the NSW audience to be invested and for us all to forget about their horrible party culture

I didn't appreciate hot seat enough when it aired. Yes there was way too much chatter, but at least the questions were actually trivial unlike the Chase's questions, which you can figure out if you have a 100+ IQ.

>>158404002
It still airs

>>158404002
Some of the chase questions during the actual chase part are just way too obscure, makes it too random.

>>158403947
Carlton as well getting looked after, this is the year we find out if Fraser is actually any good or if his team are just weak willed and don't like being made to work hard

>>158404002
Shows like The Chase and Tipping Point have deliberately easy questions and have stupid people on them to make normal people at home watching the TV feel smart and good about themselves, it's all market/consumer psychology

>>158401549
They're afternoon/evening games for people in Perth and mean everyone on the side of the country that matters gets something to watch on Sunday night. I'm fine with it.

Another issue I have with the chase, contestants hardly ever win and even if they do, it's such a paltry amount. There's no stakes when they're playing for 8k split among 3 people, they don't even offer the mega money spinner anymore.

>>158403947
It's been a few years, they're due for another one
>>158404116
AFL wants carlton to do well but I don't expect them to do better than last year, will finish 8-10th

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teams to SHOCK the WORLD in 2027¿?

>>158404208
i'm thinkin dosnsns

>>158404158
For me, it's when they pass on questions which begin with something like "which australian state..."

>>158404165
If the Swans were good enough they would have won one of the 4 chances they've had, same as any other team. Doesn't help the AFL have been giving them a helping hand, which ends up going the other way and gifting their opponent a win (excluding 2016, that was genuinely fucked, should have been the Giants winning it all)

>>158404208
Carlton

>>158404231
Exactly, just guess you dumb fucks

Sloppingwood getting absolutely kissed on the dick with this fixture.

>>158404253
By getting the spoon again and returning to their dark years?

In Australia
Surfers: Estimated at roughly 1.7 million to 2 million people. Surfing is a massive part of Australia's coastal culture, encompassing everything from casual weekend longboarders to core shortboarders.
AFL Players: Officially recorded at around 625,000 registered participants (including Auskick, school programs, youth, and senior community leagues).
In Australia, casual and regular surfers outnumber organized AFL participants roughly 3-to-1.

A closer look at the breakdown reveals distinct dietary habits:
Argentina: Heavily dominated by beef, which makes up roughly 45 to 49 kg of that total per capita. Pork and other red meats make up smaller portions, keeping beef as the undisputed king of the plate.
Australia: Features a more balanced red meat split. While its beef consumption sits lower (around 22 to 27 kg per person),

>>158404272
>play both of last years grand finalists twice
Yeah okay

>>158404002
yesterday's episode of hot seat was dogshit easy
forgot what the last questions were but i got up to at least the ww1 one right

>>158404305
>Play Fred at the G after their only 5 day break all season.
>Lions caring about regular season results.
Pay attention.

Inside of you there are two tradies

/cric/ keeps bullying mark "Howie" howard

>>158404345
You’re a fucking obsessed cunt, get a life you sad fuck

>>158404305
>Play Carlton, Essendon, Richmond and St Kilda twice
yes.

>>158404116
Carlton always get super soft draws. Hopefully the teams they usually beat like north actually do better this year so that's less likely to happen

>>158404366
You there, what's your profession?

>>158404345
i'm not a legal hsgf champ

>>158404399
Insurance

>>158404369
Carlton and saints will finish top 6

>>158404399
I'm in between jobs

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>>158404437
What was your most recent profession?

>>158404399
meth mostly

>>158404455
dog walker

the humble bumgun after my morning wharfie time
inb4 >fuck off nonce

I'm gonna seriously punch someone up, it won't be pretty

>>158404455
Tandy Electronics salesman

>>158404505
based new australian

>>158404505
What’s going on with you today mate?

>>158404497
crazy how the third world has better hygiene practices than us

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Who your club plays twice

>>158404543
Based bloke that hasn't worked since around 2010.
Good store desu.

>>158404655
That's a tough draw for the Lions, especially if Suns manage to get their shit together. Probably to be expected after a threepeat though, the AFL don't want them fourpeating.

>>158404655
i don't have a club mate

>>158404655
collingwood kissed on the dick per usual

>>158404750
go perth btw
>>158404773
go dons btw

>>158404773
Get fucked moron. You’re seriously a pathetic fucking idiot retarded hater if you think the Pies have an easy draw. We’re always the hunted, teams request us and we can’t do anything about it because we’re the big dogs in town.

>>158404899
They have the 13th hardest based on 2026 results.

>>158404655
Which player are you?
>>158404497
Highly rate the old bidet, it's hard to go back to wiping your ass with dry newspaper and leaving it

>Aints and Norf have zero Thursday or Friday night games
lol minnows.

>>158404218
same

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Uh, we object to the term "urine-soaked Hellhole" when you could have said "most liveable city in Australia".

>>158404655
>Fred
>Pies, Hawks, Lions and the schizo Giants.
It's over Fredbros...

>>158404720
lol
the only good team they face twice is fred and fred will have the premiership hangover of a lifetime

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>easy draw (finally)
>boom recruits
top 2 looms

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>finally

>>158405506
kek thought the same thing when I read that shit.

do you make a note of which footy jumpers you see in the crowd at overseas aus test matches?

no i don't watch irrelevant dead sports sir

>>158405564
we weren't discussing rugby league

there's usually a bloke in a port jumper at every away test whether it be nz or barbados but i haven't seen him in cape town yet

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>mfw 2027 gon be another long year of geelongseethe

>>158405566
correct, this is cricket

what's a "test match"?

>>158405600
Involves testing your liver by seeing how many beers you can consume while sitting around watching the TV without falling asleep.

>>158405635
Yep, crisp.

>>158405584
>ass
foy

>>158405663
it's a farm animal you dipstick

are you pleased with your chosen franchise's fixture for the upcoming afl season?

How many good charcoal chickens do you blokes have around your place?

AFL will not be a serious league until every team plays one another twice, and each team has their own home ground.

>>158405635
>2026 above the decade that precedes it
shits only got worse champ

>>158405723
it wasnt a serious league when this happened in the bush league vfl era dickhead

>snus, aints, poort and gws get harder draws than fagpies and da poos
kek the AFL are big mad. royal commission incoming.

>>158405723
>every team plays one another twice
>36 game season (as of 2028) before finals
You'd have to shorten game length by half.
>and each team has their own home ground.
Oh I get it; you're not serious.

>Roos FINALLY make finals again
>new bloke gets all the credit
Is it happening this year?

>>158405754
The obvious answer is folding/merging five clubs out of Victoria and killing Tasmania before it can damage the league.

>>158405729
Didn't say it was dipshit

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>>158404655
>Dees, iggs, poos, crows, hawks, suns

>>158405773
MERGE
>norf/western
>dosn/gws
>st kilda/hawthorn
DELETE
>snus
>tas
ezpz

>>158405825
>kill snus
no. gold coast isn't far away from being a footy only town thanks to bane winning, snus doing grassroots, victorians fleeing their sinking ship and MY sharkies existing.
>b-b-but graveya-
no, peeaguepoof sour grapes isn't a good reason.

st kilda is a blight on the league

>my iggs sent to canberra
cannay remember the last time that happened. >we even played gas at the blacktown oval more recently than manuka

>>158405871
>1 flag in 153 years
>most wooden spoons
>whiny, vocal jew as their president
fold them

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>>158405635
>no 1994-1999
shit list

Sex gifs

Massimo D'Ambrosio lmao

>>158405825
Killing the suns would be a net win for the AFL but they refuse to accept the reality of their failure and the fact that the Suns are just a club used to introduce talent to the league Brit they fuck off to a real club or as a destination for strung out retards looking for bags. I remember reading something that when GWS were coming in the consultants were amazed that the all right they "could stand up GWS with $50 million like they did Gold Coast."

Absolutely clueless cunt from top to bottom. Probably still sitting in a board room screaming TAYLOR SWIFT! somewhere to drown out the bean counters telling them how in the red the women's league is.

>>158405855
Got a mate from Perth who works in Brisbane and he said when Bane went back to back exactly nobody he worked with gave a fuck or even mentioned it. Suns are a rabble and a failure.

>>158405911
The AFL thought*

*bangs hammer*

>>158405913
This unsubstantiated, secondhand anecdote is all the facts I need.

>>158404899
dog cunts, maybe. seems fitting you support them. c'mon cunt. do something.

>>158404295
>comer carne

>>158404295
Name 1 Argie surfer I would have heard of

Zac Butters will suffer a season ending injury within 5 games of the 2027 season.

>>158405812
Theyre clearly still mad about the Butters side deal. Rediculous draw for a bottom 4 team

>>158405949
You lost, Perry

Tasmanian football is off to a good start
https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/tasmanian-football-club-president-resigns-after-alleged-rape-comments-home-and-away-has-better-plots/news-story/1283e71a79472686a68144c196162eef

muh heckin fixturino!!!!!

For years I have been hopeless addicted to workahol and chocahol.

They definitely would have just got the AI to figure out a fixture that makes the most money for them

Need some butthole recommendations.

>>158406006
sophie dee

>>158401549
neet chads rise up

>>158403355
ony team to beat, no, slaughter brisbane in finals this year
youre a dumb cunt if you think they wont be good next year lmao

>>158406010
too much effort ay. you do it.

>literally everyone
>everyone who's put their dick in my mouth and arse
>think shitney blah blah
what happened la? some swans academy greenhorn pinch your sweetie's arse at maroubra or bondi one arvo? because youre pretty cranky still over a team that did heaps better than they reasonably should have under the circumstances. 2027 is a blank slate for sydney, more so than any other team

How long can you be on the dole before they force you to do work for the dole for your cash?

>>158406015
Brisbane did their lazy shit where they figured they had the game won before the game even started and didn't turn up. The secret to beating Brisbane is making them think it's going to be easy so they don't prepare.

>>158405934
What did you call me?

been drinking water ever since birth and no nigga is gonna tell me i can't drink no water no more

the cowardly afl house still won't schedule a standalone friday night showdown.

>>158406045
thats v coward lee

>>158406039
sure they did

>>158406047
Their following three weeks is pretty strong supporting evidence to that theory.

>>158406037
Depends how well you know the system. The key is to understand they are probably more retarded than you are and have to operate by a set of rules relative to your obligations.
Once you know the rules you can use them against them and have a holiday for as long as you like.

>>158406015
Out of all the top teams (brisbane geelong freo hawthorn) sydney are the only ones who lost a really good player. Geelong and hawthorn also loaded up on new imports.

where do you get the unsponsored, sekem replica jumpers now? kmart dont sell them anymore, only see the proper jumpers with sponsor logos in a sports shop or afl store

>>158406072
Lachie Neale is really good player even if Brisbane weren't trying to keep him.

>>158401894
>>158404899
>we
Which player are you?

>>158406073
How about you dress like an adult with dignity?