Patiently waiting edition
big hard juicy cocks
shoo nrlsperg shoo
POWAH
>Sunday night gamesas bad a timeslot for fans going to games as thursday night
not interested in fun posting anymore because it gets reported. might just gay post like this /nrl/ blowie>>158401484
/nrl/ might be the most hetero genny on spee
>>158401549Crisp Sunday night games, finish the weekend watching my Iggs flat tracking the shitters
i am so close to giving up on women and going ahead and sucking cock
JUST RELEASE THE DAMN FIXTURE ALREADY
just release this load from my balls iykwim haha
>>158401799ikwym rofl
Literally cannot maintain an erection or cum unless I am wearing women's underwear. What the hell is wrong with me. Yes I support the Crows but what the hell does that have to do with anything?
wharfie time... whatever happened there
>>158401746do it, what do you have to lose by taking a nice hard cock in your mouth, every man should try it at least once in their life
>>158401549>Sunday night games>Eagles picturedKek the boomer wagies aren't gonna turn up for that shit.
>>158401875I am going to wait until we have our first win of the new season and celebrate with my fellow Pies supporters down at the Peel.
>>158401549>>158401681>>158401881>"people" in perth having jobs
>>158401927Steamworks staff innit
been to perth steamworks plenty of times to relax but never once did i ever bring it up here, how the hell did it get memed here to the point disingenuous straight dudes keep bringing it up to dunk on this fine establishment? most likely cucktorians and shitneysiders too which are the far gayer cities than perth
the account https://old.reddit.com/user/throwaway-8923
>>158401927>Posting on 4chan at 11.30am about other people not having jobs
>>158399658>tradie hater makes a paragraph long post about how he's definitely not seething Lol
>>158402170In all fairness that anon could on a break or a shift worker
tradiesperg is a deeply disturbed individual
Feed the birds Tuppence a bagTuppence, tuppence Tuppence a bag
>>158402170i am from generational wealth. my parents are worth 40m. i live by myself down at coogee. you cannot fathom my life of luxury.
>>158402458my parents are only worth 25m and I live by myself in darlinghurst :(
Farting up a storm. Diarrhoea is approaching.
>>158402540CorrrrAbsolutely would
>>158402586thats me mum you fuckwit
>>158402627Did I stutter champ
>>158402673you want to get yourself killed
>>158402730Nah just laid by your mumIs that a crime
this guy is gonna end up dead
I like to eat chips and gravy
Sucks not having a job.
>>158402540
It's uphttps://www.afl.com.au/news/1636512/2027-fixture-in-full-primetime-kings-revealed-revenge-games-locked-in-sunday-night-shift
>>158402790FUCKINGTHISHIS
find anything good on etsy lately?
i dont give a flying two fucks about fixtures
>>158403222>geelong play gws in rounds 4 and 7dafug is going on at afl house??
Funny how asio watches you but they are the terrorists.
slop
>>158403284
i was voted the sexiest man in geelong three years running
>>158403332>shitneywhy? literally everyone thinks they'll fall off this year, and that's not even counting the possibility of bans for the pullman 5
fuck thursday night matches, fuck the afl, fuck tradies, fuck one nation, fuck racism, fuck meat pies, fuck fishing, fuck flannel shirts, fuck cars, fuck fossil fuels
we know the girls hired the greasy carbone lawyers but who did the swans boys get?
>>158403363people are calling this the soiest post of all time
>>158403346bought one for the misso yet mate mr knight
>>158403363love afternoon games, love the vfl, love working with my brain, love the democratic process, love everyone of all skin colours, love pistachio chocolate, love hiking, love doc martins, love my ev, love charging my car with the free power from the sun
How can one bring about a mental breakdown or midlife crisis? I need to shake things up a bit.
>free power from the sun
>>158403303crisp polsperg
>>158403460i hate all of these things
>>158403380sexy milf lawyers to get them off iykwim haja
Would feel better with a six shooter on my hip these days tbphwy
>>158403517meant for>>158403531
SYBAU
>>158403352based lingy
>>158403553why do you need a gun we're not at war goy
mick must die
>>158402814Does now you have you do what cenno says or they cut you off again, I endurer that shit for years in the 00s and it was a fucking nightmare
>>158403577voted for bibi yet mate
>>158403614incredibly funny comment mickpaedo
Based
Fixture looks fucked - Sydney getting a dream run so they can shit the bed on Grand final day because the AFL wants the NSW audience to be invested and for us all to forget about their horrible party culture
I didn't appreciate hot seat enough when it aired. Yes there was way too much chatter, but at least the questions were actually trivial unlike the Chase's questions, which you can figure out if you have a 100+ IQ.
>>158404002It still airs
>>158404002Some of the chase questions during the actual chase part are just way too obscure, makes it too random.
>>158403947Carlton as well getting looked after, this is the year we find out if Fraser is actually any good or if his team are just weak willed and don't like being made to work hard
>>158404002Shows like The Chase and Tipping Point have deliberately easy questions and have stupid people on them to make normal people at home watching the TV feel smart and good about themselves, it's all market/consumer psychology
>>158401549They're afternoon/evening games for people in Perth and mean everyone on the side of the country that matters gets something to watch on Sunday night. I'm fine with it.
Another issue I have with the chase, contestants hardly ever win and even if they do, it's such a paltry amount. There's no stakes when they're playing for 8k split among 3 people, they don't even offer the mega money spinner anymore.
>>158403947It's been a few years, they're due for another one>>158404116AFL wants carlton to do well but I don't expect them to do better than last year, will finish 8-10th
teams to SHOCK the WORLD in 2027¿?
>>158404208i'm thinkin dosnsns
>>158404158For me, it's when they pass on questions which begin with something like "which australian state..."
>>158404165If the Swans were good enough they would have won one of the 4 chances they've had, same as any other team. Doesn't help the AFL have been giving them a helping hand, which ends up going the other way and gifting their opponent a win (excluding 2016, that was genuinely fucked, should have been the Giants winning it all)
>>158404208Carlton
>>158404231Exactly, just guess you dumb fucks
Sloppingwood getting absolutely kissed on the dick with this fixture.
>>158404253By getting the spoon again and returning to their dark years?
In AustraliaSurfers: Estimated at roughly 1.7 million to 2 million people. Surfing is a massive part of Australia's coastal culture, encompassing everything from casual weekend longboarders to core shortboarders. AFL Players: Officially recorded at around 625,000 registered participants (including Auskick, school programs, youth, and senior community leagues). In Australia, casual and regular surfers outnumber organized AFL participants roughly 3-to-1.A closer look at the breakdown reveals distinct dietary habits:Argentina: Heavily dominated by beef, which makes up roughly 45 to 49 kg of that total per capita. Pork and other red meats make up smaller portions, keeping beef as the undisputed king of the plate. Australia: Features a more balanced red meat split. While its beef consumption sits lower (around 22 to 27 kg per person),
>>158404272>play both of last years grand finalists twiceYeah okay
>>158404002yesterday's episode of hot seat was dogshit easyforgot what the last questions were but i got up to at least the ww1 one right
>>158404305>Play Fred at the G after their only 5 day break all season.>Lions caring about regular season results.Pay attention.
Inside of you there are two tradies
/cric/ keeps bullying mark "Howie" howard
>>158404345You’re a fucking obsessed cunt, get a life you sad fuck
>>158404305>Play Carlton, Essendon, Richmond and St Kilda twiceyes.
>>158404116Carlton always get super soft draws. Hopefully the teams they usually beat like north actually do better this year so that's less likely to happen
>>158404366You there, what's your profession?
>>158404345i'm not a legal hsgf champ
>>158404399Insurance
>>158404369Carlton and saints will finish top 6
>>158404399I'm in between jobs
>>158404437What was your most recent profession?
>>158404399meth mostly
>>158404455dog walker
the humble bumgun after my morning wharfie timeinb4 >fuck off nonce
I'm gonna seriously punch someone up, it won't be pretty
>>158404455Tandy Electronics salesman
>>158404505based new australian
>>158404505What’s going on with you today mate?
>>158404497crazy how the third world has better hygiene practices than us
Who your club plays twice
>>158404543Based bloke that hasn't worked since around 2010.Good store desu.
>>158404655That's a tough draw for the Lions, especially if Suns manage to get their shit together. Probably to be expected after a threepeat though, the AFL don't want them fourpeating.
>>158404655i don't have a club mate
>>158404655collingwood kissed on the dick per usual
>>158404750go perth btw>>158404773go dons btw
>>158404773Get fucked moron. You’re seriously a pathetic fucking idiot retarded hater if you think the Pies have an easy draw. We’re always the hunted, teams request us and we can’t do anything about it because we’re the big dogs in town.
>>158404899They have the 13th hardest based on 2026 results.
>>158404655Which player are you?>>158404497Highly rate the old bidet, it's hard to go back to wiping your ass with dry newspaper and leaving it
>Aints and Norf have zero Thursday or Friday night gameslol minnows.
>>158404218same
Uh, we object to the term "urine-soaked Hellhole" when you could have said "most liveable city in Australia".
>>158404655>Fred>Pies, Hawks, Lions and the schizo Giants. It's over Fredbros...
>>158404720lolthe only good team they face twice is fred and fred will have the premiership hangover of a lifetime
>easy draw (finally)>boom recruitstop 2 looms
>finally
>>158405506kek thought the same thing when I read that shit.
do you make a note of which footy jumpers you see in the crowd at overseas aus test matches?
no i don't watch irrelevant dead sports sir
>>158405564we weren't discussing rugby league
there's usually a bloke in a port jumper at every away test whether it be nz or barbados but i haven't seen him in cape town yet
>mfw 2027 gon be another long year of geelongseethe
>>158405566correct, this is cricket
what's a "test match"?
>>158405600Involves testing your liver by seeing how many beers you can consume while sitting around watching the TV without falling asleep.
>>158405635Yep, crisp.
>>158405584>assfoy
>>158405663it's a farm animal you dipstick
are you pleased with your chosen franchise's fixture for the upcoming afl season?
How many good charcoal chickens do you blokes have around your place?
AFL will not be a serious league until every team plays one another twice, and each team has their own home ground.
>>158405635>2026 above the decade that precedes itshits only got worse champ
>>158405723it wasnt a serious league when this happened in the bush league vfl era dickhead
>snus, aints, poort and gws get harder draws than fagpies and da pooskek the AFL are big mad. royal commission incoming.
>>158405723>every team plays one another twice>36 game season (as of 2028) before finalsYou'd have to shorten game length by half.>and each team has their own home ground.Oh I get it; you're not serious.
>Roos FINALLY make finals again>new bloke gets all the creditIs it happening this year?
>>158405754The obvious answer is folding/merging five clubs out of Victoria and killing Tasmania before it can damage the league.
>>158405729Didn't say it was dipshit
>>158404655>Dees, iggs, poos, crows, hawks, suns
>>158405773MERGE>norf/western>dosn/gws>st kilda/hawthornDELETE>snus>tasezpz
>>158405825>kill snusno. gold coast isn't far away from being a footy only town thanks to bane winning, snus doing grassroots, victorians fleeing their sinking ship and MY sharkies existing.>b-b-but graveya-no, peeaguepoof sour grapes isn't a good reason.
st kilda is a blight on the league
>my iggs sent to canberracannay remember the last time that happened. >we even played gas at the blacktown oval more recently than manuka
>>158405871>1 flag in 153 years>most wooden spoons>whiny, vocal jew as their presidentfold them
>>158405635>no 1994-1999shit list
Sex gifs
Massimo D'Ambrosio lmao
>>158405825Killing the suns would be a net win for the AFL but they refuse to accept the reality of their failure and the fact that the Suns are just a club used to introduce talent to the league Brit they fuck off to a real club or as a destination for strung out retards looking for bags. I remember reading something that when GWS were coming in the consultants were amazed that the all right they "could stand up GWS with $50 million like they did Gold Coast."Absolutely clueless cunt from top to bottom. Probably still sitting in a board room screaming TAYLOR SWIFT! somewhere to drown out the bean counters telling them how in the red the women's league is.
>>158405855Got a mate from Perth who works in Brisbane and he said when Bane went back to back exactly nobody he worked with gave a fuck or even mentioned it. Suns are a rabble and a failure.
>>158405911The AFL thought*
*bangs hammer*
>>158405913This unsubstantiated, secondhand anecdote is all the facts I need.
>>158404899dog cunts, maybe. seems fitting you support them. c'mon cunt. do something.
>>158404295>comer carne
>>158404295Name 1 Argie surfer I would have heard of
Zac Butters will suffer a season ending injury within 5 games of the 2027 season.
>>158405812Theyre clearly still mad about the Butters side deal. Rediculous draw for a bottom 4 team
>>158405949You lost, Perry
Tasmanian football is off to a good start https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/tasmanian-football-club-president-resigns-after-alleged-rape-comments-home-and-away-has-better-plots/news-story/1283e71a79472686a68144c196162eef
muh heckin fixturino!!!!!
For years I have been hopeless addicted to workahol and chocahol.
They definitely would have just got the AI to figure out a fixture that makes the most money for them
Need some butthole recommendations.
>>158406006sophie dee
>>158401549neet chads rise up
>>158403355ony team to beat, no, slaughter brisbane in finals this yearyoure a dumb cunt if you think they wont be good next year lmao
>>158406010too much effort ay. you do it.
>literally everyone>everyone who's put their dick in my mouth and arse>think shitney blah blah what happened la? some swans academy greenhorn pinch your sweetie's arse at maroubra or bondi one arvo? because youre pretty cranky still over a team that did heaps better than they reasonably should have under the circumstances. 2027 is a blank slate for sydney, more so than any other team
How long can you be on the dole before they force you to do work for the dole for your cash?
>>158406015Brisbane did their lazy shit where they figured they had the game won before the game even started and didn't turn up. The secret to beating Brisbane is making them think it's going to be easy so they don't prepare.
>>158405934What did you call me?
been drinking water ever since birth and no nigga is gonna tell me i can't drink no water no more
the cowardly afl house still won't schedule a standalone friday night showdown.
>>158406045thats v coward lee
>>158406039sure they did
>>158406047Their following three weeks is pretty strong supporting evidence to that theory.
>>158406037Depends how well you know the system. The key is to understand they are probably more retarded than you are and have to operate by a set of rules relative to your obligations. Once you know the rules you can use them against them and have a holiday for as long as you like.
>>158406015Out of all the top teams (brisbane geelong freo hawthorn) sydney are the only ones who lost a really good player. Geelong and hawthorn also loaded up on new imports.
where do you get the unsponsored, sekem replica jumpers now? kmart dont sell them anymore, only see the proper jumpers with sponsor logos in a sports shop or afl store
>>158406072Lachie Neale is really good player even if Brisbane weren't trying to keep him.
>>158401894>>158404899>weWhich player are you?
>>158406073How about you dress like an adult with dignity?
>swasnsooks still coping and pretending their team is better than bane despite winning 3 in a row while their shit team got raped by the team that gave up in wharfie time
Collingwood are going to surprise a lot of people next year.
Did you blokes rate Scott Gumbleton as an afl footballer?
brisbane defence force activated
>>158406105at how shit they’ll be
>>158406111that will surprise nobody (except piesperg)
The pies have superstars in all positions, the best coach, and the best player of all time. They will fucking dominate
may be true but unfortunately darcy moore has given the rest of the team AIDS so the pies will still be around midpack at best
>>158406098
Good morning alf
>>158406163morning legend
>>158406163gm brother
>>158406139they have a shit backline and shit forward line, one good mid (neale) and one useless seagull cunt who has zero impact, and a dumb as fuck coach who is destroying the team's future for a pathetic attempt at glory now.
>>158406145He got it off JAGGA SMITH
Neale enjoys finding the chip for the seagull.
>Haiti is claiming they're being overwhelmed by the Haitians returned to their own country
>>158406163lazy bastard
>>158406164>>158406166Raw dogging no cigs (or substitute) today lads
why didn't you people tell me /mywife/ mara is on the telly
>>158406201that's weak mate. have a durry, you've earned it.
>>158406224
smoking cigarettes is fucking based and makes you cool as fuck
