>>158409282FLEECED
Bussy thread
>>158409280what? quarterbacks very often get their 5th year option
bearspanthers - 3-3 - Wvikings - 6-0 - Leagles - 2-5 - Wjets - 2-5 - Wpackers - 4-3 Lfalcons - 3-4 W>patriots - 4-3 Wthey have beat 1 team with a winning record. ONEvikings>packers - 4-3 W>bears - 5-2 Wbuccaneers - 2-5 Wdolphins - 1-5 Wsaints - 2-5 Wcolts - 2-5 Wthey have beat 2 teams with winning record including the bears lmao the most fraudulent division in football
/nfl/ is dead kill yourselves
>L-last time was a fluke! This time is for real!!Kek Denver stinkies never learn
our year
>>158409303This tbqh
>>158409314It better be, because you guys aren't setting yourselves up to be any better later on.
>>158409293Yes, if they're dogshit or injured. Any good QB gets extended after year 4 at the latest.
My Rammies :)
Is Garret Wilson getting traded? I have a feeling there's a bidding war rn and one is those teams are the Chiefs
>>158409321they still get the 5th year option though. that year doesn't just disappear because they got extended
>>158409331They get a massive signing bonus that includes a raise for that 5th year. No extension = no signing bonus = pissed off QB who fucks your team over.
>>158409330That’s a good take, you’re probably right
>>158409337literally never happened
gayleb and fake gaye are getting extended this off-season. please stop being retardedprobably daniels too
>>158409323the rams traded for garrett and he hasnt even played
TAKE THE BEARS SERIOUSLY
>>158409349he played in Australia
>>158409293Good QBs do not get 5th year'd. The Bears are looking at Caleb like he is their clear cut franchise QB for the foreseeable future. Those guys get extended right after their third year. To not do that means they'll have to flex his option. Which means he is going to go into his off-season pissed the fuck off, and could risk holding out of training camp/part of the season.The Bears know this, which is why barring his play falling of a fucking cliff, they're going to pay him. He will be extended past February and before the end of August next year. That much is certain.
>>158409348aint extending that mama's boy. Fire quinn, trade Jayden
>>158409314You better hope it is
>>158409348Daniels isn't getting it
>>158409348>gayleb and fake gaye Definitely.>danielsHoly shit if they pay him big money they are absolutely FUCKED for the foreseeable future. Please do it, Commanders. Please.
Will the Vikings make a trade?
Bears problem #1>issue is the interior pass-rush. The Bears have not been able to replace the sack production lost by the Gervon Dexter trade, as evidenced by the team getting just one sack from its interior defensive linemen this season.Solution:>In 2026, Simmons has racked up four sacks and 24 pressures, which rank fifth and third at his position, per Pro Football Focus. His 80.5 pass-rush grade ranks fifth, also.
>>158409314If it's not enjoy your next half decade + of irrelevance because the future is bleak.
>>158409350>r/nfcnorthmemewarasphyxiate yourself
Why have I never heard of this guy and yet somehow this is a huge trade?
>>158409319>>158409357>>158409370All me btw
>>158409355You don't know what you're talking about. Literally every decent+ QB gets their 5th year option picked up because it's adding another year that's cheaper than the extension.
>>158409378you don't know ball, obviously
>>158409378Because the Bears are the NFL’s media darling so everything they do has to be genius
>>158409378>missed him dropping into coverage to lose against the Jets
>>158409348and bix nood
>>158409402bix nood, penis jr., and mcsharty will not be getting extended
>>158409377This general steals a lot of co tent from memewar subreddits
it'll be funny if lions and packers make it further than the bears and vikings do
>>158409330Probably between 9ers and chiefs. Both teams want him
>>158409301so what are they supposed to do? you’d be more impressed by them losing to the shit teams they just beat?
>>158409369>not playing Kyler Gordon at DTRetards. Could've solved the interior pass rush issue without giving up 2 firsts.
>>158409420The niners would lose that bidding war because receiver is not an absolute need for them. It would make them better, but the niners have all the help at receiver they need, they're just all hurt and need to recover and come back. The Chiefs absolutely need another receiving threat.
>>158409378simmons is the ball knower filter. He has been the best player in the league for the last 3 years but sadly flew under the radar on the tits
>giving up 2 firsts for the shiniest turd in the toilet
>>158409432Outside of evans, all the wrs are injury prone. Pearsall is not getting extended so they needa build for future. I think the conversation for wilson will start at a 1st roundand the jests are probably trying to get 2 1st rounders for him since they got that much for sauce
>>158409427Then how do you fix the secondary
>>158409412Bix Nood will but he doesn't deserve to be. Penis probably does deserve it but with all the injuries I agree he probably won't.
>>158409345Thanks but it's not my take. I stole it from a YouTuber just now
>>158409433DT is the second least important position on defense
>>158409368Yes OL and RB
>>158409414Packers it depends on if they can get healthy but I think the Lions will. They have the easiest schedule, by far, and their only real weakness is their secondary which, with Branch and Joseph back, looks potentially unfuckable. Green Bay I gotta see them get healthy though.
>>158409369Simmons, who is the No. 1 defensive tackle in the NFL in pass rush win rate. He has a violence and quickness to his game unlike almost any interior rusher in the NFL right now. Take whatever designer analytics you like, and there’s evidence that Simmons is playing his best football: He’s tied for the lead in sacks among defensive tackles at four (again, on a Titans team that has led for a total of 49 minutes this year as opposed to 266 trailing), he leads PFN’s total DT Impact rankings and leads all defensive tackles in what PFN terms "disruption EPA.” If you want to take my word for it instead, he’s whipping up on offensive lines across the NFL. If you’re Bears coach Ben Johnson, you’re thinking about the division-rival Packers, who were on a third-string center a week ago against the Lions, for example. In that scenario, Simmons would render the Packers useless as a running team and generate pressure on nearly every snap—or accumulate so many ancillary blockers that someone else could (more on that in a second).
>>158409460Jesus what a horrid post
>>158409423i want their fans (you) to stop acting like they are super bowl contenders with their cupcake schedules
>>158409446The only one I won't deem injury "prone" is Stribling, and that's ironic because he's injured right now. But that's only because he's a rookie, so I won't deem him injury prone just yet. I wouldn't hate them picking up another receiver, though. I'd honestly prefer a pass rusher, but there's really no one out there that's good, young, and won't cost an arm and a leg.
>>158409460tell that to the bungles
>>158409413Reddit has better NFC North Memewar discussion.
>>158409396They're the new browns and caleb is the new baker.
gross haha
>>158409477Honestly both the 9ers and chiefs waste their 1st round picks so they should both go fuck it and trade for wilson. The difficulty lies in wilson being young and locked in for like 3 more years for his contract, so itll be expensive either way
>>158409369 Bears problem #2>Chicago's run defense ranks third in the NFL, but that's largely a product of the Bears facing the second-fewest rushing attempts in the NFL, which is a result of the Bears playing with leads and dominating time of possession.>The Bears are giving up the 10th-most rushing yards per tote and rank 26th in run stop win rate, according to ESPN.Solution >In run defense, Simmons has notched 20 run stops, which is the highest mark in the NFL among interior defensive linemen. >Interior penetrators are a nightmare for outside zone specific teams. And the reality of the current NFL is this: Outside zone running plays still make up almost 30% of all running plays in the NFL."Now, Simmons goes to Chicago, where he has a legitimate shot to win a Super Bowl, partly because of how big of a boost he will provide to Chicago's defense.""Chicago believes it’s going to the Super Bowl or otherwise would not have made the precedent-altering move to add the defensive tackle.""the Bears are as close to all in as we’ve seen from a football team in the past five years""The 49ers traded for Chase Young the season the team made the Super Bowl. The Rams traded for Von Miller and won the Super Bowl""When good teams make targeted moves, especially to bolster the pass rush and the defensive line as a whole, it’s normally a good investment.""Just as Brian Flores took a game-wrecker at defensive tackle by selecting Caleb Banks out of Florida, which, over the long term will enhance the efficacy of his blitz packages, Bears DC Dennis Allen now has a chess piece with Queen–like maneuverability to clear out the rest of the board."
>>158409499I've done this in the last week. S'ing your P's is cool
time to nap and see if i wake up for the game later frens
new superteam just dropped
>>158409378No anon, you don't understand, the team with the big media market and national attention finds unbeatable game wreckers on the yokel teams.
if you didn't know who simmons is before this point that's on you.
>>158409514what time is it where you are?
>>158409499Was she sick or was it opiod withdrawals?
>>158409525I don't follow football
>>158409507Deforest buckner is tied for sacks but only cost a 4th rounder. This is a classic overpay. Imagine how funny it would be if the vikings get JT, just like the nfcw arms race
>>158409378/nfl/ is actually less knowledgeable than reddit and national media combined when it comes to ballIf this faggot played in the NFCE you’d know all about him because your favorite talking head from New York would be sucking his cock
>>158409552love buckner but sacks are a meme stat for dts and simmons is worlds better than buck
>two 1st and a 4thHow are the bears not being crucified for this?
>>158409525Mariota and Henry are the most famous Titans.
>>158409432I rolled my eyes when I heard fans wanting to trade for Garrett Wilson. I expect him to cost a lot but the more I think about it, the more I think it's worth it. I'm not keen on losing 2027 draft picks since I hear it's a loaded class and in theory we should get some receivers back but Evans Achilles really does concern me, deebo is not really a WR although he still has an important role in this offense but he's putting on fat as we speak from sitting out for weeks. Stribling I have really good hopes for but he's a rookie. Robinson should be back soon. But who's to say that these guys don't get injured again? If Evans gets a season ending injury this season, this season is kinda fucked. He's been the biggest difference maker on this team. But if the Niners sign Garrett Wilson, I'd feel a little better. It would help manage the load.>>158409477A pass usher would be nice. I wonder if they'll go after Mack I don't expect him to cost that much.
>>158409554Honestly this is true. I actually think Redditors are even bigger doomers than the people here when it comes to their teams but most of them know a lot more about their teams and the league than the average anon here. Media can be annoying with who they choose to dickride but the people who work there actually follow the league. Here, the primary goal is to shitpost and come up with the most over the top reaction to everything, which requires very little working football knowledge and it shows when you actually decide to press someone on a point they made.
>>158409566>not tannehill
>>158409503Mansoor Delane is not a wasted pick, I know he was supposed to be though when everyone was having fun predicting us to be terrible in the offseason, which is probably why you’re confused
>>158409562because their mild success now is making people blind they're going to regret it so much
Following the Jeffery Simmons trade, the Tennessee Titans now own 16 total picks in the 2027 and 2028 NFL Drafts, including SIX picks in the first and second-rounds X2027 Picks (9):1st-round pick (No. 2 overall)1st-round pick (via CHI, No. 28 overall)2nd-round pick3rd-round pick4th-round pick4th-round pick (via CHI)5th-round pick6th-round pick7th-round pick2028 Picks (7):1st-round pick1st-round pick (via CHI)2nd-round pick3rd-round pick4th-round pick6th-round pick7th-round pick
>>158409378The only reason to watch Titans games after Derrick henry left was Jeffrey SimmonsNow that he's gone there's no reason to watch that flyover team
>>158409575My Saints were gonna take him. Fucking assholes didn't have to trade up.
>>158409562>>158409554Because the Bears went out and overpaid for some statpadder on the shittiest AFCS team we're going to be subject to the same obnoxious and delusional huffing and puffing about the highest scoring offense ever and da Bears in da owl until they lose.
Bears just got their next great HOF DT...rest of NFL are you even trying?
Doesn't matter. Titans still have no QB and there's none worth drafting for the foreseeable future..
>>158409573>trannyhillLiterally who?
>>158409592Fraid we did ;)We have a bit of history in the draft like that, you were also going to take Mahomes
>>158409554/nfl/ treats this entire sport as meaningless, stupid shit, and they should. “Knowing ball” just means you’re brown or some faggot that has no quality interests in life, like those dumb cunts on Reddit.
>>158409525Yeah he's the next Trent Richardson
>>158409525He’s the next Trent Williams
>>158409585100%
>>158409596Either Dart or N9ne will be available after this year, get one of them.
>>158409552Buckner is on expiring contract so he's basically a rental and he's older with an injury history Simmons has been the better player the last few years and Bears have control of him for years which is why that pick costed so much
I'm so tired of watching other fans have fun with their teams playing good football and being in big games. When is it finally gonna be our time, man?
>>158409611
>>158409634Any day now Broncosbro…. all we have to do is Bolieve
>>158409596Titans could use a real QB like Mariota
>>158409602No, the average /nfl/ poster is just dumb and has 0 football knowledge so they put on a facade of not taking it seriously.
>>158409554luv qb duelsluv bellcow rbs‘ate defensive slogssimple as
>>158409634Sup fellow clotsbro
>>158409634
>>158409369Everyone is seething, coping, denying reality, lying to themselves except for fans of DEN, HOU, ATLZach Allen - anchors the legendary Broncos Defense Sheldon Rankins - anchors the vaulted Texans Defense Dexter and Dorlus - now together in ATL, they form one of the most productive interior pass-rushing pairings in the league, helping push Atlanta into the top three in overall pressure rate while blitzing at a low rate.and...
>>158409654...and DET as they have Alim McNeill
>>158409651You won a Super Bowl in the last 20 years, don’t be spoiled
Simmons is a big guy.
>>158409663So Lions fans are over here like
>>158409670I'm not even talking about a Super Bowl. I will take a competently coached team at this point.
>>158409654I don't think anyone is saying he's not a good player. He's a very good player and the Bears are a better team today than they were yesterday. That said, it's very shortsighted and they gave up too much for a "win now" move.
>>158409575Thanks for not taking Sonny Styles
There are teenagers born after Joe Flacco’s Super Bowl win who have already gotten laid but you still haven’t.
>>158409682How is he playing? I haven’t been keeping up with lightbulb head
>>158409447With a pass rushers who forces the ball to come out quick
There’s rumblings that Shanahan could be fired this season. Thoughts?
>>158409705There is not
>>158409705Good on you for keeping the bait up, keep going little guy.
>>158409705Hi Grant.
2 firsts and a 4th is a lot for a DT no? Bungles only gave up one for Dexter
>>158409680>they gave up too much for a Super BowlFixed it for you
>>158409725If they win it all, none of it matters. If they don't then it's an embarrassingly bad trade.
>>158409725The contract is what matters.
offer
Still can’t believe what the Seahawks did to the Chiefs. They’re not losing another game this seasonThe only question is, can they 3peat?
>>158409691DROY
>Trade two firsts and a fourth>Win owl>Next year trade away 29 year old to whichever team wants to win it all to reduce your salary burden and get the first backSimple as
>>158409730Depends on your risk tolerance. Most people appreciate people going all in rather than never trying at all and just doing the status quo
>>158409742Shithawks are 4-3, they’re not repeating
>>158409730Yeah fair enough. Those picks were going to be 25+ anyways
>sit and stew in seethe because the KANGZ are overshadowing you and destroyed your "best offense of all time">win against a shitty eagles>get DESTROYED against green gay after your epic meme coach died>you were bragging about having two playoff teams in baseball, one choked horribly immediately and the other choked horribly later (after you had to shamefully switch teams)>your hated gaysconsin rivals win the world series>seethe hits breaking point and you panic trade to try and win everything nowkek shartcago
>>158409742They're losing on Monday Night
>>158409752Why do they need to go all in right now? They're a young, up and coming team with a bright future. They're not the old and dilapidated Rams from 2021. The Bears should be very happy where they're at. Fuck without making this trade they'll be a strong playoff presence. Now they're betting quite a lot on this year being the year, because they're not setting themselves up for the future very well.
>>158409578In theory with a loaded draft class they should do well in the draft
>>158409765You think the bears are going to win a road playoff game?
>>158409752Not many risk taker types here on 4chan. Just stepping outside and interacting with fellow people is considered a massive and insurmountable risk among most posters here
>>158409595
>>158409780Kangz will fall off. Hate to say it, but da bers will probably take the North
>>158409774>Why do they need to go all in right now?In blue collar towns like Chicago, there is a saying: need to strike while the iron is hot.
>>158409785>risk is always good no matter what
Lions have a better offense than chicago doesVikings have a vastly better defense than chicago does
If you aren’t picking the Vikings to beat the Lions this week you don’t know ball fyi
>>158409643someone entertain these 4/10sgive em purpose
>>158409634It'll never be our time
>>158409793No, it will be the lions
>>158409807Someday I'll buy your team and name it the Phoenix Phantoms and you will have a dynasty
>>158409671For 2 first round picks
>>158409805I am picking the Vikings.To lose by double digits
LETS GO BEARS WIN WIN WIN WIN BABY
>>158409829Vikings defense will steamroll Goof. He got raped by the Bills who don’t even have a defense
>>158409808This year feels like non stop punishment for my Puckers....
>best team in football is in Minnesota>best team in baseball is in Wisconsin
>>158409812Thank you. I can't wait for that
you talk football with a vikings, bears or lions fan you are getting victim based takes from a eternally raped human
Are you ready for some FOOTBALL...its Thursday which means its time for some football.
>>158409837They deserve it.
>>158409847Very wise and well stated
So he's fired Tuesday morning right?
>>158409849>MFW it's Panthers Packers
>>158409847it seems that lions and vikings aren't nearly as obsessed with green gay as shartcago though
>>158409838Sorry about ANT buddy
>>158409853Jacobs didn't even hit her!
>>158409849I'm ready for Panthers to bussy rape the Packers
>>158409849>nfcn vs nfcsSounds awful.
>>>/wsg/6261061
>>158409879Nick is a closet fag, but he's right here
Kek burrs got fleeced hard
>>158409879The white guys are all in /hoc/
My Chargies!
>>158409901>MFW I just realized someone technically doesn't have to lose in Rams Chargers
Chargers are beating the Rams this week
>>158409845In my dreams A-dub becomes team pres, Bidwell takes a backseat, szn ticket holders stop selling to away fans, and I can enjoy watching the berds again.
>>158409901 TRADE MACK TO US ALREADY YOU FUCKS
>>158409849thursday football is based because you can watch and shitpost with twitch chat which is unironically significantly better quality than the porn and other gimmick spammed gamethreads here
>>158409916As a Charger fan believe me when I say we would love to see Mac go to you guys and get a ring
Bears remaining schedule Division homeL vs Vikings ? vs Packers (3rd to last GM)? vs Lions (2nd to last game)Division roadL @ Packers? @ Lions (in 5 wks)? @ Vikings (season finale)Other homeW vs Patriots 30-24W vs Eagles 27-7W vs Jets 23-12? vs Bucs (SNF in 2 wks)? vs Saints? vs Jags Other roadW @ PanthersW @ Falcons? @ Seattle (MNF this week)? @ Dolphins? @ Bills (Sat Night Football)
hawks gonna bootyblast bearsfags
>>158409901>>158409916I think Mack wants to be on a contender, not some leadbrained flyover team selling out to beat the 7th seed Packers in a wild card only to get bounced by a real team.
>>158409912That would be so funny that I feel Sean McVay would kill himself live in a presser
>NFCCG will have a total of 17 points scoredzoomers and the media will seethe
>>158409916You’re getting Daron Payne for a 3rd
>>158409930Good thing Hawks made a move to counter the Bears getting Simmons
>>158409940Are they competing for the bronze medal? CC is Bears 9ers
my niners c:
>>158409952
>>158409477I agree in principle edge rusher would better, problem is theres not many worth getting. I'd like Crosby but paying 2 firsts for a 29 year old edge is a bad deal. Wilson from the jets would be my choice if I had one but there's no chance they give him up
>>158409952The 49ers will not make the playoffs
Anyone have a show, comic, manga, book etc. that you recommend?
Intentional grounding is such a stupid fucking penalty
>>158409961Our niners are gonna hobble into the playoffs old and broken, losing key players along the way. They may get past the wild card round, but run out of gas by the divisional just like last year. If they're healthy by some miracle they can make a run.
>losses to divisional opponents don't count>teams with better records than us are actually worsebears reality distortion field set to max today
>>158409967The new Martian Manhunter comic book was great
>>158409968It should be called a lot more. The conditions are too forgiving. Those are supposed to be coverage sacks
Purdy induced melties?
Thinking about the Seahawks is making me angry!
>>158409965You are a fool
>>158409989Did Dumbeldore really say that?
>>158409965They'll make it, just have a long list of injuries too large to overcome. It'll be like last year. They'll hobble into the playoffs and run out of steam. Because they're just too old and too tired.
Niners will eliminate the bears and then lose, NFCW always destroys the NFCN in the playoffs
>>158409982Because they exposed Mahomes as a K9 babby?
>>158409673Any ball knower knows Alim is elite.
>>158409976The QB should be able to throw the ball however he wants. Sacrificing a down to avoid a sack shouldn't be penalized.
>>158409995He did after reading that guy's post
>>158409673benny is still mindbroken from it kek
>>158409963Fluke bad weather
>>158409930>>158409951Hawks bootyblasted this overrated flyover statpadder last year just fine.
seattle seahawks running back jadarian price returned to full practice today but insiders say he fumbled his breakfast burrito shortly before
>>158410012Holy hell sacking the QB would be outright illegal or impossible then, because the only way you'd be able to sack them is if you blindsided them, which would incur a roughing call nearly every time.The point of grounding is that you would have been sacked had you not thrown the ball. To simply toss it on the ground two feet ahead of you to avoid a sack cannot be an escape.
>>158409774Gayleb needs a contract soon, may as well push the chips in
>>158409837and that's a good thing
>>158410021Brady scored nearly 60 in the rain. You scored 3.
>>158410036>we're gonna pay our QB soon, so we need to win now or neverIf he really is this phenomenally elite franchise QB they think he is, this should not be their mindset.
>>158410043>we can't play in bad weather>be a team based in chicago>have to play in lambeau once a year>have 8-9 games a year at home in an open weather arenaThat's a terrible excuse.
Cheating foid malding lmao
>>158410048Doesn't really matter once the QB gets paid it becomes exponentially harder to fill out a super bowl roster
>>158410055Plus they were bragging about how they were going to destroy the rams because it was going to be cold and snowy kek
Califaggots shaking in their boots and seething all over the thread
>>158410057he's going to get a TON more money now too (if the bears can even afford him) because ben johnson can't win without him
>>158410057people say this but is it really true?brady won 3 and stafford 1 in the past 10 owls, that's already 40% vets and I don't care to recall the rest
>>158410072It becomes harder unless you’re elite.Elite QBs carry their rosterIf you aren’t elite, and just above average, you need an elite roster.Most QBs aren’t elite so it generally holds true
>>158410061I see the browns going to the superbowl
>>158410056who the fuck is thiswhat does this have to do with football
>>158410098so you dont know
>>158410098Gazelle and nothing
TRADE!
>>158410131WHO?
>>158410131>>158410136THIS!
>>158410056>You will never get to have the giggle that Giselle had when sending that
trade this bussy
im so bored. i just want football
>>158410072Brady wasn't playing at the top of the market and neither was Stafford when he won the owl, he was 13th QB in cap hit
>>158410072Mahomes won two after getting paid, Hurts won one, Darnold won one albeit on a discounted contract relative to everyone else. The past 10 winners have almost all been veterans in their contracts.>darnold>hurts>mahomes x2>stafford>brady>mahomes (pre contract)>brady>foles>brady
>>158410056who gives a shit burn coal pay the toll
>>158410152Just a few more hours :)We Gonna Let em Know!!
>>158409596Mestemaker is the best one
>>158410152SOON!
It is the funniest thing in the world that Tom Brady lives alone with his clone dog
>>158410161Hurts had a 6.1m cap hit his sb year
>>158410179>It is the funniest thing in the world that Tom Brady lives alone with his clone dogthat's based and I am going to clone myself before I die
>>158410196Imagine raising your clone self
>>158410179Based as fuck.
>Picard diedI don't know if he liked football but F
>>158410226what the fuck holy shit
>>158410226Holy shit he's finally free of the fucking X-Men movies
>>158410226>MFW I found out in /nfl/Please say sike...
>>158410202Imagine fucking your clone self
>>158410246I know the term grooming gets thrown around a lot but that's a textbook example kek
>>158410179Cheating painted whores are temporary, ball is eternal, Tom did the right thing
I'm getting paid to sit in my car and do nothing right now. I'm entering my Josh Simmons arc
>>158410179>with his clone dogkek i thought only milei did this
>>158410226
>>158410264You’ve gotta set a better example for your kid
>>158410226goddammit im in the middle of fapping
>>158410226FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>158410264Go home and be a family man!
i unironically consider niggers non-human
>>158409641So we’re all supposed to listen to you now? Fuck off.
>>158410307Bro got mono lol
>>158410330And there it is.
>>158410330And there it is
>>158410349The kissing disease ;)
>>158410056I can smell the jealousy through the screen, lmao. Toom is banging one of her friends and now she can’t stand it. >”I’m happy for you both.”Translation:>”RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!”
>you now remember Josh Rosen
>>158409460>DT is the second least important position on defense>t.
>>158410226They already killed him and made him a data.
>>158410371
Since all of your takes and opinions on the NFL are absolute trash, I am just going to make a quick Kangpost to piss and mark my territory on this thread and remind you that /nfl/ genny belongs to the brotherhood of Skol nation.
>burrs pay 2 firsts and a 4th for a 29 year old with a big contractRight knee or left knee?
>>158410379I don't think that's canon.
What player does this to you?
>>158410404It sure wish it wasn’t
>>158410330Fucking kek this is me with niggers, bald people and people with brown eyes. Genetic freaks one and all mmmhmmmmmm 'fraid so
>>158409578the lolphins did the same for 2026 and it didn't matter
>>158410407JSN you dumb fag
I would simply never trade a first round pick ever
>>158410400Not a real vikings fan btw
>>158410447>dolphins fleeced the fuck out of the niners so the niners can draft an absolute bust at QB>niners still a top NFC team and have been ever since, dolphins best season was one and done in the playoffs>dolphins now the dregs of the leagueHow the fuck did that happen.
>>158410465I would, late first round picks are never guaranteed to be good
>>158410400how do you teach AI models to draw jakshit i wonderthere's no way cobson is in their training datais it just editing a base cobson?
>>158410484But they are guaranteed to be cheap
>Shaka Zulu GMs
>>158409578too bad the draft is ass now because of the state of college ball
>>158410484Nothing is guaranteed in the draft
>>158410371The Roaen one was promised to us 10,000 years ago
>>158410488True but I'd rather have good players than cheap ones
>>158410491And there it is.
OH MY GOD I'M SO SICK OF WATCHING THE BORING ASS PACKERS ON PRIME TIME
Based Picard was a 12.
>>158410407this will never happen to me
>>158410521>his team won the last superbowlno fucking way
Patties need a WR1? You can have Diggs for hmmmmmmmmmmm a second yup
>>158409474and we want you to go back to mexico
>>158410533It's true!
>>158410543>bearsfags accusing anyone else of being mexicans
>>158410407'o 'ix
My team is shit so I shall be bandwagoning the Lions this year. How do they fix their secondary and is it even possible for a team with a black GM?
>>158409830Do you enjoy jinxing yourself?https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/%22win%20win%20win%22/
>>158410056Lol Brady won
>>158410625thats some quality autism
>>158409742Seahawks definitely losing against rams or niners. They will finish with 12 wins. They screwed up losing to the commanders
>>158410660there's one or two others mixed in there but he's remarkably bad at picking who is going to win kek
whats gonna be the fallout when the rams lose to the chargers this sunday
>>158410679The >rasm posting will increase 100x.
>>158410407Sorry not sorry
>>158410679The Superteam can't lose.
>>158410679>get to laugh at rams>get to laugh at chargersCan't lose for the haters. Rams losing would be funnier though.
>>158410056Brady already went through a conga line of women after the divorce but the old supermodel is where she finally had to speak her mind on her exhusband relationships?
>>158410706Staffy is beyond washed and the team has no heart. It's clear they expected the wins to just fall into their laps this season. This has trap game written all over it.
>>158410773But just wait until Myles Garrett is back.
KEK the woke niners lost to the based bird reich
>>158410679Probably not much just a few "3-5 superteam kek" posts. youngcuck will have a melty and post some random photos of LA then flee after a while
>>158410800Kys spic you'll never be white go 49ers
3-4 faveLA superteam5-2 Cleveland brownskek
>>158410822>tp>tfkekaroo
>>158410800lol
>>158410526It'll be ok anon
Who the fuck even thought the Atlanta Falcons’ red, black, and white color palette was remotely ok? That specific combination is moralistically verboten and nothing should use it.
>I had never heard of Jeffery Simmons until a few hours ago >2 firsts
Everyone has been calling him Aaron "Faggot Mongrel" Donald by the way
>>158410407How my little sister looks at me when I come home for Christmas
>>158410931That's been his nickname since high school.
>>158410826My brownies are going to the bowl to get flushed.
>>158409350I cant think of a single way this could have been more peak reddit from the subreddit name to the username to the top commenter to the fuck ice to the homosexuality in the comment to the threatening to censor in the comment. Very well done shitposting and thank you for your contributions. This reddit pic has left me in a very serious state of reflection,
>>158410948Imagine a brown vs bengals superbowl kek
>>158410970>the ultimate battle for OhioWould be amazing but impossible unfortunately.
>>158410967Just a reminder that no matter how bad things get here, it's nowhere near the worst.
>>158409350kek redditors
>>158410970>afcn vs afcn superbowlNigga are you retarded
>>158410988
Ohio induced melties. Very funny to see!
Smear the queer
Jesus Christ shut the fuck up
>>158411011You have been banned from /r/NFCNorthMemeWar
>>158411011*tackles u*
>>158411015I haven't said anything wtf
>>158411033>third world country>name is Jesus Christchecks out.
>is undefeated since week seven
>bears trading for khalil mack 2: electric boogaloo
>>158410794>Garrett and Parsons have combined for 0 stats across the boardIf I was a GM and another team asked for 2 premium picks to get a D-lineman I'm farting in the phone and hanging up
How many for manlove tonight?
>>1584111232018 bears with a competent coach and QB win that owl, they have Ben and Caleb now.
16 years since the bears beat a non divisional opponent in the playoffs
>>158409319>>158409357>>158409370>muh first round picksabout 50% of first round picks end up being busts. bears got the best DT in the league for 2 first round picks, but statistically 1 of them is going to be a bust anyway, and what are the chances that the 1st rounder that is not a bust is going to be the best player in the league at his position? low probability. this trade is fine and this general just has an anti-bears bias for some reason
>>158411159Broncos thought the same thing when they got Wilson
>>158411159Hes not even the best one in the NFCN lol lions got ya beat
>>158411159>lol you'll pick like a retard anyway If you don't value your picks because you don't know how to scout talent so they'll be wasted anyway then your team is garbage.
>>1584111702bh playing next to hutch makes mcneil look better
>>158411159>this general just has an anti-bears bias for some reasonThere are more Bears fans here than any other team so the contrarians get off on the (you)s they get for shitting on them.Also this is a pretty obvious move, they have Caleb on a rookie contract, it's win now mode before they have to pay him. After they pay him they can burn it down and slowly put it back together around him if he proves he can elevate a shit roster. It's the exact same path the Bengals took with Burrow, and the Chiefs with Mahomes.
>ynr Jon Gruden's still active lawsuit
>>158409682>Thanks for not taking Sonny Stylesmeh. i think a good CB is more important than a good LB. good CBs are paid more than good LBs for a reason
>burrs traded with the eagles letting philly draft jalen carter for an extra 4th round pick>if they didn't do that and instead drafted jalen themselves, they'd have their defensive piece and could have picked up Quentin Nelson nowkek, retards
>spam genny>losekek
i am gaydolph niggler
>>158411212Darnell Wright is better than Carter, Simmons is better than Carter
awkward
>>158411212Bears turned down mahomes and 3+ Superbowls kek
>>158411058inshallah, dude
kek private paco insecure his countrymen commit blasphemy by naming people Jesus
>>158411227Uh oh lockerroom drama
this image is everything
>>158411260Too old.
what did the raiders mean by this?
>>158411269too impotent
lads is garrett wilson really going to leave my jetties...
he's just like me
what’s the deal with the guy obsessed with the Asian grandmathe joshijeet simps on /pw/ would blush at his consistency
>>158411282Don't worry, some team will overpay for him and your Jets will have like 6 first round picks over the next 2 years (they will fuck them all up and still be shit).
remember when Bryce Young was leading the league in passing? lmao
name my band
>>158411285It's pretty obvious from hearing his voice
>>158411326He'll reclaim the lead when he drops 60 on the puckers tonight
>>158411329The Swag Fags
dexter lawrence
>>158411350dexter. lawrence.
>>158411350And there it is.
/nfl/ POWER RANKINGS! week 8 edish1. Minnesota Vikings 2. Seattle Seahawks 3. San Francisco 49ers4. Chicago Bears5. Kansas City Chiefs6. Denver Broncos7. Jacksonville Jaguars 8. New England Patriots 9. Buffalo Bills10. Detroit Lions11. Los Angeles Rams 12. Cincinnati Bengals13. Baltimore Ravens 14. Atlanta Falcons15. Green Bay Packers16. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 17. Carolina Panthers18. Cleveland Browns19. Pittsburgh Steelers20. New York Giants21. Dallas Cowboys 22. Houston Texans23. Las Vegas Raiders24. Washington Commanders 25. Philadelphia Eagles26. New Orleans Saints27. Arizona Cardinals 28. New York Jets29. Indianapolis Colts30. Tennessee Titans 31. Miami Dolphins 32. Los Angeles Chargers
Reminder that Goff is the #1 active quarterback in passer rating :)The white man marches on
is this child abuse?
>>158411350Interesting that a good DT completely turned a mediocre defense around almost singlehandedly.
>1. Minnesota Vikingsstopped reading right there
>>158411260imagine simping for used goods, what did she look like ~26 years ago
>>158411360>seattle over the niners>niners have a better record, and beat them at home>niners beat the commanders, who beat the Seahawks Holy fucking recency bias.
>>158409499Why would she feel the need to share that? Keep that to yourself, bitch.
>>158411360I miss Sneak's power rankings
>KANGZ got em seething again
>>158411363He helps a lot obviously but Boye Mafe, Jonathan Allen and Cashius Howell have been massive additions as well
>>158411367I'll bite. who should be ranked above the kangz?
>>158411362>cheater rams breaking the rules by circumventing the minimum salary and roster limitsAbsolutely dishonorable behavior, they should have their draft picks taken and be given severe consequences for this blatant advantage. This is like 6 million spygates rolled into one.
>>158411383where?
>>1584113889ers, seahawks, bills, broncos, chiefs, jags, bears. I might have missed some
>>158410468Perennially bad teams are perennially bad for a reason. You can have all the picks in the world but if you can't evaluate and develop talent it doesn't matter. Winning 100% starts in the front office.
>>158411383Your team is a bottom 5 offense down with the other bottomfeeders in the Chargers Eagles Titans and BroncosIt doesn't matter how good your defense is if you can't score pointshttps://www.espn.com/nfl/stats/team
>>158411360My colts aren’t low enough
>>158411401>bears above vikingsThe Vikings beat the Bears. In Chicago.
>>158411401weird. they all have at least 1to 3 losses while the kangz are undefeated
>>158411416doesn't matter how good or bad the offense is if the other team can't score points
>>158411425caleb was injured, retard.
>>158411416>It doesn't matter how good your defense is if you can't score pointsYour defense has to be utterly elite, which Minnesota has been at least so far. Will this last forever? Probably not, but you can definitely have an elite defense, shit offense, and win it all. It's happened before. I don't think this team is the 2000 Ravens, but you never know.
>>158411426true, since the vikings are worse than them that means there's something fraudulent about their undefeated status. good point, thanks for bringing it up.
>>158411159> about 50% of first round picks end up being busts
>>158411360Chargers too high
>>158411432He got hurt way into the 4th quarter.
>>158411440they do. 80% of players in the nfl are shit and are only in the league casue there are 32 teams
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>158411418>your clots trade Nelson and Buckner >tits trade away Simmonssounds like it's a tank-off in the NFCS
>>158411440That is true though
>>158411447>15841115980% of the coaches are shit not the players
>>158411285Joeybortions
>>158411453AFCS and the texans will end up losing the division lol
>>158411451Fake.
>>158411362What's the cap hit?
>>158411453>sounds like it's a tank-off in the NFCSWell yeah, but that division has no involvement in any of those trades.
>>158411159Cope
>>158411451Lol you got me
>>158411451>it's real
>>158411486Made me check too, God dammit. The niners won't trade for a pass rusher, let alone one that'll cost them an arm and a leg in picks and money. Them getting Khalil Mack is a stretch. If they make any more moves it'll be for a receiver.
>>158411453Colts have no first round picks until 2028 they need to get better actually or trade for a 1st but they unfortunately only have Johnathan Taylor who would fetch a 1st on their roster currently and if they trade him they'll be as useless as the Titans for years to come
It’s not real. Nothing is real
>>158411451>look it up>the 49ers gave up three 1sts and a 3rdHow fucking desperate are they?
>>158411451This would be more believable if they didnt just trade for Buckner
>>158411498are you claiming that you yourself are not real?
>>158411513Yes
>>158411496>made me check>@adamscheftxhvyou didn't need to>>158411506sure, if trading for buckner had cost them a premium pick instead of a 4th
>>158411496I don't think mack should cost more than a 4th desu
>>158411506I can see them getting a pass rusher, but not one that expensive. Crosby is going to cost them way too much to get and to keep. If the niners go big, it's gonna be for a receiver.
>>158411496>If they make any more moves it'll be for a receiver.just to spite you lynch is going to make a movie for a db instead
>>158411532I wouldn't put it past him. The Shanahan niners have never been a receiver heavy team, but 6 games with 33 year old Mike Evans and they're looking absolutely crisp. The best receiver they've had up until now is one season out of Aiyuk. Deebo was so flexible that to call him a pure WR is just wrong, as good as he was.I think Shanahan's just now realizing how important wide receivers are, after years of run game/TE play.
does he get fired this year?
>>158411530He's not that expensive actually, his signing bonus has already been paid out and his salary is only 30m this year and 29m next year with 2 extra years of cap flexibility added at the end for restructures, the rest is all roster bonuses which are cheap. They could make it work if they wanted to.
>>158411559Howie will probably scapegoat him for playing Jalen Hurts while he had bloodclots to cover his ass from player negligence so yeah I would think so
>>158411561If they really wanted to, sure. But the Raiders are gonna accept no less than two firsts or a first and a bundle of later round picks. Could be worth it, could be not, kind of a crapshoot.
>>158411559not before lafleur
>>158411559Hopefully. Tired of his fake tough guy act. He looks and acts like such a faggot.
>>158411554It's because of Purdy and Kubiak. Ever since last year thanks to Kubiak, the offense has been using Kittle and Juice differently which has allowed a lot more brief windows for all sorts of different WRs to get open just a moment, which is all Purdy needs, and that means the ball can be spread around a lot even if it's not to stars. That's why everyone is so surprised the engine is still humming even as everyone goes down, they don't understand how it works.
>>158411561they want to keep as much of their current high cap space clear so that it rolls over into next season where they need it, buckner worked cause he only ate up like 8 mil, they still have over 30 more but they need it all
I’m a transvestite Israeli (#LGBTForTrump) what team should I root for
>>158411584Evans going down was rough. Not only because Evans himself is just so good, but because it meant their WR1 is who now? Watkins? Cooks? Kirk? It's one thing to change your #2 to your #6, it's another to drop entirely from 1 to 6.
>>158411615the Raleigh Ryback's
>>158411615Just root for double overtime everygame so more goyim will livebet on the games and it will be more $$ from commericals
>>158411639I have no idea what the fuck you're going on about but I wholeheartedly agree mmmmhmmmm 'fraid so.
So are Da Burrs going to the Superb owl?>>158411360Broncos over the Lions>>158411377More recent games do matter more because they show either tightened-up play or exposed weaknesses, depending on how the record changes. It's obviously not the only factor (luck, ref calls, and most importantly score difference matter) but acting as though week 1&2 games are the same as week 7 games is dumb.
>>158411621>their WR1 is who now?unironically CMC
>>158411615The Carmiel Panthers>David Tepper (owner, Jewish)>Jake "Bear Jew" Curhan (Center/Guard, Jewish)>AJ Dillon (Running Back, Jewish)
>>158411666I didn’t know AJ Dillon was a Hasidic homeboy
Reaction to the Simmons trade makes me believe elite DTs are seriously undervalued, they're just as much game wreckers as elite edge rushers are, if not more so, they just don't pop out of the stat sheet as much since they're being doubled/triple teamed on every snap. It's also a position that ages really well, a lot of the older DTs in the league are still killing it
>>158411658>More recent games do matter moreMotherfucker they played like 3 weeks ago. This isn't like last year where the niners beat them week 1 then didn't play them again until week 18. The niners played them 3 weeks ago, still injured as fuck, in Seattle, and beat them. Since then the Seahawks have lost to the broncos and beaten the Chiefs. Yes the win over the Chiefs was convincing, all credit to them, but to definitively say "and now they're demonstrably better than the niners" is just idiocy. I don't think the niners are leaps and bounds ahead of them, I think they're roughly neck and neck. But the Niners have to have the edge.
>>158411666That sound promising to me, I was pleasantly surprised to see how progressive Charlotte was last time I was there. Honestly it felt closer to my home life in Tel Aviv than New York or Chicago did.
>>158411329The Jaxson (Dart) Five
WE GON LET EM KNOW
Who's the Jim Cornette of football?
>>158411530I think they can get Kahlil Mack. What would be intriguing would be a player like Keion White or Bryce Huff. Played in a team where they didn't fit the scheme but would fit well in the 49ers
>>158411726who is wewho are emwhat's the knowledge
almost time to watch the panthies blow out the fudge packere
>>158411705But you don't understand, everyone didn't want to believe in the 49ers and now they finally have a reason to start dropping them farther than they deserve and closer to where they'd like to believe because they finally slipped up once. It doesn't matter that they still look better than the Seahawks, what matters is that they shouldn't.
>>158411739Nobody is close in terms of shoots but maybe Mark Schlereth. Never seems to pull punches if someone's playing shit or a makes a dumb mistake he'll call em out
>>158411739Jon Gruden
>>158411360>1. Minnesota Vikings
the dream is dead
What’s a team you hate and find obnoxious for no obvious reason? Not a rival, not a successful team breeding envy, you just find them annoying and their fans incredibly gay.For me it’s the Panthers and Lions. I root for an AFC team with zero history with the two of them and neither has so much as won a Super Bowl so it’s not envy. They just seem incredibly faggoty. Goff is cool though, wish he’d get traded again.
>>158411784good, fuck that pdf
>>158411726>I SAY MONDAY, TUESDAY >I'VE BEEN DRY>I BARELY MADE IT>OUT ALIVE>WEDNESDAY ALMOST>LOST MY MIND>BUT EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT >WE GON LET EM KNOW>WHEN WE COME TO TOWN>WE GON LET EM KNOW>THAT WE DON'T PLAY AROUND >WE GON LET EM KNOW>DO EVERYTHING TO WIN>AND SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE >IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS>WE GON LET EM KNOW
>>158411811Monday, Tuesday, I've been dryThe lyrics don't even really make sense since there is always NFL football on Monday
>>158411767It really is insane that people rate the Seah beating the Chiefs so highly. Yes they defensively dunked on a good team, but offensively they were pretty pedestrian. Now if they blew them the fuck up by 30 I'd give it a bit more weight. But Seattle went from "struggling season, may be in playoff missing risk?" to "oh yeah they're the NFC favorite by a mile" because of that one game where they scored 20.
>>158411705>>15841176721 points off of turnovers and you win by like 3 so there is plenty of reason to consider Seattle better, especially while Evans is kill.
>>158411834>niners turn the ball over twice as wellDon't act like the Seahawks and niners both weren't spilling their spaghetti all day long. The niners also were missing Bosa and still several receivers during that game. Trying to act like it was an unearned win where they scored 32 points and left them the ball with the chance to win/tie is disingenuous.
NFC West fans talking shit on each other is weird because you know there’s an 85% chance both the Seahawks and Niners fan behind the keyboard are pajeets with no real attachment to their local team, or sentience for that matter, and they simply ape those around them to pretend to be part of something
>>158411824Finger your own ass and you'll understand the lyrics
>>158411847“Bosa” is remarkably close to “bussy.” I’m surprised no one else has caught on to this
>>158411848Jeets don’t care about football
>>158411824It makes perfect sense because Thursday Night Football™ on Amazon™ Prime™ is a different and superior Product when compared to Monday Night Football™
>>158411847I don't think I have ever seen Nick Bosa play.
>>158411877Except for the texans longhorns for some reason
Oh shit, It's a Halloween themed game.
>>158411877Exactly yet they comprise the majority of west coast “fans”
i been waaaitin all day for a thuuurrsday night toilet fiiiight
>>158411858And there it is
>>158409282Welcome back, Mongo.
>What’s a team you hate and find obnoxious for no obvious reason? Not a rival, not a successful team breeding envy, you just find them annoying and their fans incredibly gay.>For me it’s the Panthers and Lions. I root for an AFC team with zero history with the two of them and neither has so much as won a Super Bowl so it’s not envy. They just seem incredibly faggoty. Goff is cool though, wish he’d get traded again
fudge packer blowout incoming
>>158411834>especially while Evans is kill.Nah, the 49ers haven't been overly reliant on any single target this season, or even any specific gameplan. It's not like the Seahawks, where Darnold is a confirmed JSN babby where he's getting more targets than the next 4 guys on the team combined. Purdy is spreading the ball around constantly even when he's got merchants because that's what the 49ers offense is built to allow him to do. Besides, the down-by-down metrics of both teams show the 49ers as a distinctly better team even if that was a crazy game between them. They're arguably the only team in the league right now with both a top 5 offense and defense, while the Seahawks are only great on the defensive side.
Nobody cares about your lakes
>>158411877Indians are cool people. They need to hurry up and finish replacing the last couple white people in the office. t. Asian
>>158411809fuck you too faggot>gayFC
Matt LaFleur is a trash coach. I'm glad the refs gave him an excuse for his shitty coaching against the Lions.
>>158411850I finger my own ass every night and I still don't get it. Go Bengals btw.
>>158411919Jeets literally think this way btw. You get one jeet in a management position and next thing you know the entire department is full of jeets
>>158411920Have you considered being heterosexual? You might enjoy it.
>black QBs
The team with the biggest bussy will win
>>158411919They'll replace you too, retard. They replace anyone that isn't them.
>>158411964>>158411964>>158411964Game thread
new>>158411969>>158411969>>158411969
>>158411916They lost to Penix because Evans was out.
If Jeffrey Simmons is so good, why hasn't he won a Super Bowl?Checkmate, atheists.
>>158412020If you watched that game you'd have seen that wasn't even a little bit true
>>158411369on the right
>>158412092Gameplan was hope CMC goes wild and then he got hurt and was useless. I watched the whole thing.
>>158411329NWCTE
