SA lead nearing 200. Aus getting nervous
Isa on comms now!
YFO
Ryan will score a double century
Imagine a mexcrement cartel gang ripping out this convict saffa's vocal chords how nice that would be
digits and marnie gets the breakthrough
>>158418610Oi, no voilent fantasies from you, rape fantasies either, got it?
>>158418605Rude.I kinda miss the crickets around the houseBeen gone for decades now... used to be millions. Now there's none. Cannot be good.
covictshitters getting annoyed at this based Indian that is Bahratian once againwhen are our boys seeing you at the gabba next mate? can't wait to heem you useless convictshitter criminals
>>158418615my apartment is infested with them in the summer don't worry about it, noisy cunts can get in anywhere and won't shut upwent camping last summer and went deaf from them too
>>158418616kek
>how to take a screenshotnot known for their iq are they
>test cricket*appears*>zachary rhys gethin gruffudd bowen*disappears*
>>158418564Clearly edited. Here's a picture of him when fielding.
>>158418615literally chirping above me right now the noisy cunts
unironically hope we lose
>>158418626been posting
>>158418617we've been whitewashed at home once in 1886you've been whitewashed at home twice in the last 2 years
>Anderson 'sad' and 'quite shocked' by Lancashire release>Anderson has not yet made a decision on his playing future but said that "it'd be nice, at some point, if someone will let me retire"
>>158418618>noisy cunts can get in anywhere and won't shut upIf it's 1 cricket, it's annoying, but as a kid I had like 10-15 in my part of the house at any time in Summer. We get Mole Crickets instead now. Now those are FUCKING loud. Caused stress to my dog to the point she started going grey... she was a puppy.
>>158418636what position do you play
>>158418645left right out haha
>>158418645number 3 and part time leg spin
>tattooswouldn't touch with 4 condoms on thanks but I've got standards mate
>>158418636Nothing will change.
>>158418640>Hotwife.jpg>Bruise mark on her ribsStop punching your wife, fuckwit.
that bald guy died
>>158418656Looks like ringworm.
Let's not rule out the possibility that Shane Boland put some kind of "voodoo" curse on the team
>>158418659Nah, I'm still around.
leave howard in seth efrica
>>158418615>50000 used to live here... now it's a ghost town
We don't win from here, do we?
>>158418685Nah, Marnus will ton it up. He's due.
>>158418685Head will score 150 off 100, it will be fine.
>>158418692the big brained marnus 4th innings knock of 35* (102) as we fall 50 runs short
>>158418650Actually it's my achilles. I am nuts about girls with tats.And mascara, especially the cleopatra style.
>>158418641Farbrace sounds like a land-owning ruling-class French Norman name so he probably didn't want to share a dressing room with a low-class peasant engshitter called "Jimmy"
tummy issues loom
>>158418660I thought it was a diabetes mark.
>I am nuts about girls with tatsgrireat least you're in the right country I guess
it's time to talk about josh hazlewood
never passed an eye testjust le lob it outside off caveman manboland is way better and far more sovlful
>>158418715JHYE can come in for him after he cleans up the SA tail tomorrow
>>158418719boland picks a spot and hits it every time I'm sure he's a fan with the ladies
>>158418684Noooooo not the wetas nooooo.
Based Hindu /strongmind/ in the crowd with the binoculars and copper kada (mens bangle)
>still going with head
you looking forward to the my boyfriend 8fer lads?
>>158418733what's his name mate?
at what point does south africa declare
it's time to talk about homophobia in /cric/
I'm gay
>>158418742is it?
>>158418744>>158418745Death to albanese.But also yes lock in.
GET SOME FUCKING WICKETS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HOW HARD CAN IT FUCKING BE
>>158418727giant fingernails are an ick
we are no longer in the box seat imo
Do you blokes shave your body hair?
>>158418626He's using his Indian persona to post instead
>>158418758yeahI've got a lot (very manly man me)except on my head where it's all starting to leave me :(
>>158418758I use my beard trimmer on my pubes and asshole, I don't have much hair elsewhere.
>>158418758I'm not gay so no
>>158418761It's not fair is it? Hopefully AI can solve this, redirect the hair growth or something.
>>158418756It's not lookin flash.But the pitch is kinda dead.
>india lost to pakistan todayhttps://www.cricinfo.com/series/hong-kong-international-sixes-2026-27-1559188/india-vs-pakistan-group-c-1559199/live-cricket-scoreno wonder jam boy has been so grouchy
>>158418758No and I never have a haircut.I look like castaway.
>they don't declare and keep playing till the end of day 5
>>158418774what does your wife say?
>>158418773wtf is this now
shitdia losing is a very common occurrence nowadays
Howie's wife can get it
sorry scott but we have the best 3 pace bowlers in the world mate
australia lost the narrative
I shaved all of my body hair once and i liked how smooth and sexy i looked
>>158418791Cummins got a wicket so it was worth it.
>>158418795closest we've got to a wicket in hours
>>158418795Imagine if that had been a hit wicket.
>he didn't deny being a geriatric OAP living on bennies in his ess*x council flatLmao another chutney boy exposed
hisland would have 13 by now and I'd be sleeping because this test would be over
I like to eat onion rings
look at this square headed cunt
Bhai isko karne do captain kabhi tu chal jaey ga
it's over...garn bed lads, gn
>>158418805>geriatricBig boy got the dictionary out this time I see
>>158418795>unbreakable>actually is
My faith remains steadfast in the selectors.
>>158418812Square jaw = packing heat.See >>158418631 and >>158418795 (11 seconds).
Mark Howard is the biggest faggot ever on TV
>>158418812put him in an nhl jersey and post to /hoc/ tell them he's san jose's new signing
>near-pussy shot of that milfcameramen living dangerously
holy
>getting walked down by tickletonEmbarrassing
>>158418852>missed it would rather miss wickets
>>158418857
is it true milfs have blown out bumholes?
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BROS
kek webmbro going to be busy the place is full!!!!
>>158418858Just like my Ruche from Heavy Knight.
what is going on over there
Corr
>>158418877
>>158418877god bless the SA camera mans, we're losing but it's all good
>thread diesyou guys are fucking gross
>>158418877wew
fuck just blew a load into an uber eats bag and didn't realise it was the one that had a dessert i was saving
>>158418897the stream I was watching started looping on >>158418877 this clip for 5 minutes kek
>>158418877wined and primed innitCORRRR
>>158418897sorry got called in to work
>>158418903at least we're not speaking german
>>158418916no it was a danish
>a set of three vertical sticks with two small pieces of wood balanced across the top of them, at which the ball is aimed. There are two wickets on a cricket field.NOW PUT THE FUCKING BALL INTO THEM FUCK SAKE are SA going for the bowled all out victory? I hope we spend day 5 blocking just to get a draw
Don’t forget a draw is a win for Australia
/our batters/ could never last a full day like this lmao
>50 celebrationwoke nonsense
declaration looms they're swinging wildly
What a valuable contribution Par’s 1/130 and 0(5) has been to the side, thank god Boland didn’t play
>>158418943>Strike rate: 46>Strike rate: 37They need to swing harder.
we all know the answer
Test cricket draws are stupid. Should have to put up 2 totals or a total if say a follow on and you have then the other teams has to beat the total or lose. This is likely to end up a draw whereas Australia should really have to get SA out and also knock off the runs.
>>158418958just let the test go on until theres a winner
>>158418959exactly
>>158418955loreke*ts are annoying and g*llahs are loud I've never seen anyone complain about the cute smart Myna birds who actually help bring diversity into the bird world, we need the Myna birds in Australia
>>158418958Just play a super over to decide a winner if it’s a draw
>>158418955up until i saw this image i thought they were 'miner birds'
imagine being in your nervous nighties and Australia GIFT you head as a bowler It'd be a dream come true
>he took that personally
imagine being in your nervous nighties and Australia GIFT you cummins as a bowlerIt'd be a dream come true
>>158418982but who pays for that
>>158418982He's been in his 90s for 30 minutes now. Going to get out before he gets 100.
this should be a 5 test series, 4 at the very least. 3 tests is fucking gay
>>158418986get them out
>>158418986that's sunblocksperg
shame this is petering out to a draw but the WTC final should be spicy at least. these two teams do NOT like each other
captains are too cowardly these days was there ever a really aggressive captain who declared dangerously early because he had full faith in his team
the WTC final was 25 years ago champand just like WTC7 everyone always forgets third place
Do they even realised they need a win to regain the unnamed Australia v South Australia men’s test cricket bilateral trophy? Might wanna get a fuckin move on
>>158419001>the WTC finalwhat if it ends in a draw as well?
>>158419012
>>158418903i always cum into trash/stuff i'm throwing away anyway and one time my friend found out and my friends still laugh at me years later
sticky ricky will get his hundy then they will declare, the cowards way
isa gives me a sticky wick and bails iykwim haha
>>158418781What's a wife?Imagine enslaved to a women for the rest of your life lmao.
play connolly you spasticwhy tf are they playing marnus
one of these two should retire out and let marco come in and belt the fuck out of cummins
>>158418805>OAP>Osaka Amenity Parkche?
belt cummins into retirement ideally
stickle rickle got his 100 but at what cost
>go from winning to losing position in the space of 2 inningscumbros............. we're washed
101
Sad to think that Steve Smith could’ve been full time captain for the past 8 years if not for the biggest overreaction to anything in the history of the world
the thing about stats is people just look at the stats and the context is forgotten
>>158419057>a non feeling, pure logical 150iq cricket GOD as captaintoo based for this world I'm afraid
>The lowest target defended at Newlands is 208, with Vernon Philander bowling India out for 135 in January 2018
>>158419064lame and cringe
>>158419064quinwah
>>158418986Not far behind him.>burnt againI slathered it today. It was 1hr.What am I doing wrong?
why the FUCK are they giving marnus so many oversplay
>>158419070it's kyiv
>>158419072make a wish
fucking spasticspure luck we got that
GONE GOTTEM
>>158419072because the 40 yr old fast bowler uncs are TIRED >get out spastically >this is what we struggled against ALL FUCKING DAY
GONE GOTTEM PISS OFF YOU'RE OUT
>>158419057>worldmeant last 80 years iykwim haha
>Run out in a testHoly kWAB>100 and out mankekekeke
>le 100 and out man
>>158419071are you sure it's sunburn and you're not alergic
if I was a batsmen I would just play like I was on 98 until I was out :D
>>158419072oh no anon, you doubted MARNUS and he took it personally
idiot
>Rick rolled
>>158419091Whose call was it?
>>158419105there was no call he just started running but as a SA I wouldn't have expected him to relax like that
marnus secured his spot in hte test side for the next 5 years with that
>>158419091behind square, so his call, but if you don't actually call then you can't be surprised when the other guy doesn't run
reminder Jansen is OWED a good bouncer and hazzie can deliver
>jansen will get over 9000 runs
>>158419127there's no way that can be right iykwim haha
>>158419127WHAT ARE WE OPRAH NOW LOLOLOL
>>158419110>>158419124>No callSound isn't allowed on /sp/...
>>158419137I can upload it with sound on /wsg/ if you want
>>158419137>Sound isn't allowed on /sp/...every webm has sound but its disabled for free users you freshie
>he bought a pass instead of a paperclipyou're the freshie champ
what are SA doing for realsies 1 hour left, they've stood in the sun ALL fucking DAY declare and get 4 wickets you spastics
>>158419161>t. baz
Fuaaaaaaark the final day is going to be epic
>>158419161Pitch is dead and they don't have enough runs to defend since they batted for their average instead of runs.
beauty
it was alright having a limp wristed woke faggot as captain when he was good at cricket , but he’s a fucking liability with the bat and ball now and he’s a shit captain. so can he just fuck off please
FUCK OFF MARCOGOTTEM GONE
You just know australia will bat for the draw tomorrow under faggot cummins
>>158419161It's not very sunsmart.But it is a hell of a test now.
Cummins is such a homo
GONE PISS OFF YOURE OUT
PROTEACOLLAPSE
down she goes
NICE ONE GAZZA
>>158419196>4th ball againEvery time.God damn Starc.Should have just left it.
>SA skittled>Labuschagne comes in as opener nightwatchy>hits 250, wins game>retires, says he doesn't want to waste time playing peewees
>>158419209UNBREAKABLE CRUST
lol use your bat fuckwit
harmer? I hardly even know her
Yeah ausgaylia have won thisThey'll chase 250 no problem
>>158419196>Pulling a ball outside offWouldn't it be better to cut or ramp that?
>>158419222
>>158419223yeah if they try and they’re not instructed by the poof faggot cummins to bat for a draw
>Connolly not backing upRevenge.
>>158419222Did that come off his gloves and ricochet down?
>>158419222Not quite last night's peach.
>>158419227Cummins just does what ronald mcdonald tells him to do
This test will be a tie
>>158419233
>>158419233I think it was his leg
>>158419241Yep. Test Replay next week.
>>158419243nevermind couldnt tell without the side angle
BOWL.AT.THE.STUMPS.
Stop calling our test cricket captain a poof and a faggot
how many runs can aus chase here?
>>15841925899, maybe
>>158419258we have a renshaw
>hot day at Newlands>26CThat's a pleasant spring day.
>>158419258Anything under 300 easily, this pitch is dead as fuck
>>158419258Pitch is still a flattie, they needed at least 320 odd to be safe. Pozzies have won this
>>158419268it snows 8 months out of the year in cape town m8
>>158419258280 max>Matt Renshaw only good player (is from yorkshire)>Travis Head le 40 and chop on man>Marnus Labuschagne in the type of form where 10 would feel like a century>Cameron Green fraud and not good under pressure>Josh Inglis only good player (is from yorkshire)>Alex Carey †le gets out sweeping after 30 runs man then the tail starts
>>158419242>Sped up after in bouncedNice revs, Gary. Just like the car's tyres as you sped away from your family.
lolwhen to eat dinner and they poolapsed
WE CANNOT DROP MARNUS HE'S TOO VALUABLE
South Africa have lost the plot. Just throwing it away
mulder? more like blunder
Nathan Edgar Lyon
>>158419289hes too good in the field and too chatty, always gets the boys up and about
Both run outs Mulder to blame right?
>>158419297Wasn't his call, but he is the batsman out there.
HAVE ANOTHER LINE KAGISO
>>158419301can you please rock and roll that for me
>>158418955bit in dis ngl x
>>158419258252.
>>158419301Stunned they reviewed that.
>>158419274said it in the last threadthe englishmen have carried their peem all serieswhoever wins the next ashes, england wins
>>158419301Any of the actual play? Only way I'm watching the game desu.
>>158418962bbBBBASED SMART MYNA
>>158419301clear gap between bad and pad, uhhh can we get ultraedge to confirm
Mark Nicholas is genuinely one of the worst cunts to ever breatheCan't wait for the day that maggot takes his last
>>158419304
>>158419316Umpires always play it safe now that the reviews are there. Potentially career over if they back themselves and get it wrong.
Mulder more like Murder his peem mates kek
PUT THEM IN FFS
>>158419324First saw him during the 2005 Ashes broadcast when SBS were using the English feed. Then he wormed his way onto the regular Australian broadcasts.It just isn't cricket.
>>158419318
I hope guy from the grade cricketer dies
>>158419242my boyfriend won't mind seeing that puff of dust
thinking you drip feed runs for 30 minutes have a good nights rest and bat in the morning (deny murder his 100)
Mark Nicholas is peak tarqprobably called his family pet Basil or something
>>158419310wdym
business idea: RABADA 10-FER
>>158419324>>158419333Bit harsh.Why hasn't Stephen Fry had a crack at commentary?
>>158419337more Reddit than bouldering
>>158419335Thanks.>Non-striker's call>Run was actually thereThat's another one Mulder has run out.
>>158419345Too busy going after the young guys in the crowd, innit?
>>158419350Mulder is close to 100 2bh.And he's probably cramping a bit by now.
I wish Mark Nicholas commentated every Australian and English test match
>>158419335ohNoKooooNoNooo
I like Mark Nicholas because one of the first time I posted on /cric/ was during the 2015 WC in Aus and Afridi called him 'Nicca' in one of the interviews and there were some good memes on here about it. yep, you could have fun on /cric/ back then *sips*
>2026>Not listening to ABC Grandstand synced to the tellyWe have the technology.
>>158419337They are good
Will Mulder?
Mark Howard is the worst of the worstThe biggest faggot in Australian history
>>158419354Why else would he take that position at that school?
kino fift day abrewin ngl cricblas x
>>158419373dude he's in a band
>>158419365it’s funny when Kerry o’keefe calls someone a “knicker”
>>158419372no but scully may
>andy: "Picking a side is easy, if you are Australian you pick Australia, if you are from anywhere else you pick the other team lol"quality bants from andy lad in his van haha
>>158419376
>cummins again
>>158419385>CAMERAGUY, CAMERAGUY, GIVE US A WAVE
business idea:Marnus saves Ausissies tomorrow>>158419385x
>>158419386a leader who stays in the rear takes it in the rear
>>158419365>yep, you could have fun on /cric/ back then *sips*>2015You missed out.
>>158418598You know how Fox has a weird way of counting Simpsons episodes?They refuse to count a couple of them, making the amount of episodes inconsistent.The reason for this is a lost episode from season 11.Finding details about this missing episode is difficult, no one who was working on the show at the time likes to talk about it. From what has been pieced together, the lost episode was written entirely by Matt Groening. During production of the 11th season, Matt started to act strangely. He was very quiet, seemed nervous and morbid. Mentioning this to anyone who was present results in them getting very angry, and forbidding you to ever mention it to Matt.I first heard of it at an event where David Silverman was speaking. Someone in the crowd asked about the episode, and Silverman simply left the stage, ending the presentation hours early. The episode's production number was AABF19, the title was Dead Sneed. The episode labeled AABF19, E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) was made later and given Dead Sneed's production code to hide the latter's existence.In addition to getting angry, asking anyone who was on the show about this will cause them to do everything they can to stop you from directly communicating with Matt Groening. At a fan event, I managed to follow him after he spoke to the crowd, and eventually had a chance to talk to him alone as he was leaving the building. He didn't seem upset that I had followed him, probably expected a typical encounter with an obsessive fan. When I mentioned the lost episode though, all color drained from his face and he started trembling. When I asked him if he could tell me any details, he sounded like he was on the verge of tears. He grabbed a piece of paper, wrote something on it, and handed it to me. He begged me never to mention the episode again.
Cummins should have been dropped from this testPea-hearted mutt. His captaincy is enough to make me want to see Aus lose every test they play
I haven't heard such an anti-Australian crowd since last years test in Brisbane!!!
>>158419379https://www.instagram.com/reel/DRv19jTD55E/?hl=en
>>158419402The piece of paper had a website address on it, I would rather not say what it was, for reasons you'll see in a second. I entered the address into my browser, and I came to a site that was completely black, except for a line of yellow text, a download link. I clicked on it, and a file started downloading. Once the file was downloaded, my computer went crazy, it was the worst virus I had ever seen. System restore didn't work, the entire computer had to be rebooted. Before doing this though, I copied the file onto a CD. I tried to open it on my now empty computer, and as I suspected, there was an episode of The Simpsons on it.The episode started off like any other episode, but had very poor quality animation. If you've seen the original animation for Some Enchanted Evening, it was similar, but less stable. The first act was fairly normal, but the way the characters acted was a little off. Chuck seemed angrier, Moe seemed depressed, Lisa seemed anxious, Sneed seemed to have genuine anger and hatred for his city slickers.The episode was about them going on a plane trip, near the end of the first act, the plane was taking off. Sneed was fooling around, as you'd expect. However, as the plane was about 50 feet off the ground, Sneed broke a window on the plane and was sucked out.At the beginning of the series, Matt had an idea that the animated style of the Simpsons' world represented life, and that death turned things more realistic. This was used in this episode. The picture of Sneed's corpse was barely recognizable, they took full advantage of it not having to move, and made an almost photo-realistic drawing of his dead body.
>>158419399I was high as fuck that year.
formerly chuck's
wonder how much cheating / tampering pozzies did to be competitive this series
>>158419402>>158419411chatgpt, decipher this and put it into one sentence then delete it and instead come up with a funny haiku about ducks.
>>158419365*sups*sooTRUE
doing drugs after 30 is probably more reddit than boulderingand yes, that includes beer
>>158419402>>158419411Wrong thread?
>>158419418who has the ashes you retarded pommy cuntstuck in your shithole of a country you fucking losergrab a knife and ram it in your eye maggot
>>158419423New /sp/ rule:>Haikus are banned
>>158419431the ashes are in the lord's museum
>ok guys do you want to get a 100 or do you wanna win the series >it would be good to win the series just saying
>>158419436Actually, rumour has it they're not the original ashes.I think I saw the urn in 06/07 because I was there at the WACA, but I don't remember it.
if test cricket was actually so good people wouldn’t feel the need to say “how good is test cricket” ad nauseam every time something semi interesting happens
I hate howie cause he's like me I just wanna be liked and loved and sometimes I try too hard to get it
Perfect lead for south Africa desu because Australia won't park the busHarmer 7-70 is my tip
Saffers should have declared 20 mins ago tbqhThey're either going to take 10 wickets or lose. Adding another 30-40 runs to the target won't shift things.
I farted
>called harmer>actually pretty harmless
Mitchell StarcvsMitchell Johnson??
>>158419446TRVKEredballoids on the ropes
>>158419456These people are coloured
they aren't going to declare with mulder on 98*mind you if they did I'm sure certain brainlet man would call it ''''''''''''''''sound'''''''''''''''''''''
>>158419459kekKkkkk
>>158419472I fucking would, if you need 200 to get 100 you can fuck off teach the cunt a lesson
I want to believe in Mulder
>>158419472wouldn't actually you couchy neektotally different scenario
apparently they're renaming south africa as chqusiniga ebrehqamas or some shit
The X files?more like the C files (century haha)
>>158419492good.
getting dangerously close to Aus not batting tonightbad cricket!
We’re in for a grandstand finish tomorrow fellas, how good is test cricket?
>>158419350it was the non-striker's call but the non striker didn't call so when Mulder looked up and saw him leaning on his bat he called NO himself
business idea: pouchy meek>>158419495keKkkkk
>>158419486wtf are you doing here kek?you're not meant to post during a test match
>put aus in after being out on the field all day?>nah get him his cenno lolmatch losing decision from the midge there
>>158419486>>158419507you 2 are really cute :3 go get a beer together and become friends and talk criggy
South Africa is a pretty dumb name though you have to admitImagine if we'd just called Australia 'South World'
>>158419509yeah I said that here >>158419441 please post original comments thanks
alright not batspersonning tonight time for bed methinks
I think Australia should be nervous chasing 280+ with their batting attack
Reminder that Australia's first Ashes team to travel to England and play tests against England, the REAL first ashes test in 1968 but for white australian revisionism, was all aboriginal.It makes me incredibly angry it's ignored when it's such an intriguing bit of history.But white people are just that timid to recognise it.
>>158419523rennie and connoly could get 280 themselves and we've got boland for back up we're good
I think Australia should be nervous chasing with their batting attack
>>158419509uhmm uhmm..yhssSsuch a POUCHY MEEK innit¿
>>158419523>>158419532labuschange is due
I think Australia should be nervous batting first with their batting attack
I think Australia should be attacking nervously with their chasing batters
why isn't smith playing?
just took a massive Australian batting attack
>>158419531>we've got boland for back uperrr anon..
no other sports has momentum shifts during the game or occasional close finishes. How good is test cricket
nice captian
Australia won the toss and chose to have a cheat
Cummins is so shitHe should never play again after the disgraceful tests against Bangladesh and this embarrassment
4pm time for a beer
HE'S GOT A HAT TRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY PATRICK CUMMINS' GOT A HAT TRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
>Pottering along long enough so Australia won't need to bat tonightBig brained captaincy by SA.
Corrr imagine if this was a t20
>>158419557Small brained captaincy from a small man
>these are huge runs yeah they sure are you spastic howie go have another drink
>>158419553He's not right at all ay.But, he did look a bit better this innings with the ball.
dumb alchy injecting himself with poison before 5
uohhh jeeta pit stubble please some post webm of that lady with her sweaty pits
>>158419523>chasing 280Maybe. But all they need to do is survive 75 overs.
>>158419570she’s gonna get raped by a pack of niggers on her way home
on one of his early podcasts howie admitted to being a literal cuckit's been deleted since he got bigger
imagine if you let them get 300 aheadwhat a shocking story loss that would besurely it couldn't happen haha
AND IT'LL BE HER FAULT
>cloudy and cool tomoz with wind>swinging like a bitchuhoh.
>>158419570Thought she was really cute but when she raised her arms I'm not entirely convinced it's not a man.A real woman would probably have scribble tattoos.
BOWLING PATTYNEVER DOUBTED HIM
ate pussy on Wednesday big fan desu
auscowardlia won't event attempt to go for the win. cap this
>>158419594same
>>158419569What's the significance of 5, you couchy bellied neek
>>158419585Sending them in was a great call. Sets it up for a cricket saving finish with only Australia being good enough to maybe get it.If South Africa were batting in those conditions Starc would get 8/10 and it'd be a fizzer of a finish.
>6 wickets on day four>2 of them run outs>3 others brainlessi hate test cricket. no one knows how to make a proper pitch anymore because of gayshart cumball shitlife is just filth now
Kind WEBM anon can you please link the cute couple sharing lovely, cutesy kisses just before Wiaan's ton...
>>158419605you're at work you neek. act responsible
>he thinks the Australian batting attack is capable of playing for a drawThey'll either smash these runs before tea or be all out before lunch, there's no other way
>>158419609
POUCHY MEEK
>>158419604>2-71Decent figures from Cummins.
>>158419613I need this in my life :’(
It's good to see South Africa competitive again though. Been a while.
>>158419613Godspeed, thanks a ton... Love ya <3
TAD
>>158419622they're literally test champions
>>158419613Got the original where her facial features haven't been shrunk down?
>>158419611wrong
>>158419631KEEEEEKKKKKbodied that foid
Women love showing off their sweaty armpits
>>158419628*
I’m not feeling okay at the moment. I’m not doing well. But none of you ever ask me how I’m going
>>158419611he doesn't work. he 'works' but somehow stops at 3pm every day to go to the reddit sofa gym and statpad some v3s
>>158419648x
>>158419655i have no idea what that means
quite a good series you have to admit>renshaw being elite in the first game>boland bossing the second>now mulder with a kino centuryactually memorable test cricket for once
>>158419665https://youtu.be/yzr2rXRGJz8x
>>158419628Exactly, a worthless term/title that means nothing because they were not even close to competitive with us last series.
>>158419641>>158419645>>158419653??
>>158419665said this before the tour - Aus/SA produce good games when they both hav ea decent enough gen of players. they also had the greatest ever ODI (99 SF not the 400 sloppa)
>>158419335
yeah good series harmers 7/8fer tomorrow gonna be the icing on the cake
based saffer camera crew have 2 cameras for the cricket, 3 cameras to look for sandpaper, and 10 cameras to ogle at women in the crowd
>30K seats, roof, built for earthquakes even>cost 600mill, half a billion less than what is expected for Tas stadiumhuh.
>>158419683The first 2 tests were kinda sloppy, but this ones been a bit of a banger.
>>158419690the small seats for little peewees saved hundreds of millions
>>158419665no crowds in for most of the series but yeah ok unc test cricket is still relevant. anyway time for your sponge bath lol
>>158419703heem stinky
Who's winning?
mejust did 20 bicep curlsand now sneaking off the bad laptop early and onto the good one
PERFORMATIVE POUCHY MEEK
>>158419703 redpilled mama's boy
>>158419690A football would hit those support beams 20x a game.
>>158419792Yep, make it a bit higher, or lower the ground more. Making it a bit higher allows expansion too.
Why not just have a narrower ground like skilled? Would make it even cheaper.>and better in my opinion because Subi is much better than Perth Stadium dimensions wise
>new crappy bowling line up >choose to bowl first >knowing you'll have to chase down runs elite captaincy
>>158419672Kek giving engshitters PTSD again
the 2 local jeet diaspoos have been seething non-stop since direland got that 2-0or maybe it's just because China won idk
>>158419824>Batsmen get blamed for not being able to chase it down instead of the bowlers getting blamed for not being able to bowl them out on the last dayBig brained really.
>jammy frauderson: Is there something fundamentally wrong with me as a person?Yes it's called being an engshitter lol
Oh, kiss me, beneath the milky twilight
>Tasmanian stadium roof will be a glass domeGoing to be kino when it lights someone on fire.
yeah good songmillenials and boomers just totally mogged when it came to music didn't theydon't care about certain man's love for some shite gen z band, gen z have no idea how to make tunes>k pop and taylor swiftwhat rubbish
>>158419883and conveniently the captain is a blower I mean bowler
>>158419899BREEN BREEN
ok swift is a millennial but spiritually gen z so point stands
>>158419845keKkk
>shitjeet: why can't I find anyone to marry? is there something fundamentally wrong with me as a person?yes and you've single-handedly destroyed your entire family's izzat beyond repair lmao
>>158419908name some good boomerslop songs
Uh oh stinky EIDF (ess*x ijjat defence force) is warming himself up for tomorrow when his bf shartmer (bowled for 1 by the opposition offie kek) chokes the final day with his 100+ bowling SR You going to try and neck yourself again this NYE? Third time's the charm just get someone else to tie the noose
the (accurate) disappointing his parents by not being able to find a wife gimmick always gets him boiling kek
>>158419985Are you talking about yourself?
>>158419995not sure you're one to talk tbf
Anyway, he's right. You're weak as you are nowYou can't beat him. And you definitely can't beat him. Not unless you go back to your old self.But if you DO go back to your old self, the only thing in store for you is certain "death"
apparently zachy kept all his crypto on binance ohnonono
EIDF chutney boy can never deal with being an orphan diddled by his gay stepdad. Bullied out of /brit/ and now bullied out of /cric/ oh dear
How come Zachy isn't married with a baby on the way and have a proper home? Maybe use some of what's left of grandpa's inheritance to buy a place up in York, charming little cottage outside of town?
>>158419690no wonder it was so cheap - they forgot to build the whole section behind the goal
sister bowen bought a flat in thailand and rents it out to australian sex touristsmeanwhile bowen took his inheritance and picked up a discounted bedsit on the outskirts of dorkclear who the financially savvy sibling is here
it's a 50 square metre flat within the city walls actually
and I shagged it in on Wednesday
>>158420043Honestly, I wish Perth Stadium was like that and had huge grassy hills similar to Adelaide, though terraced and hillsborough safe. Like the waca.I go to games and never sit down kek. I'm just at the bar under the tv. I'm shocked there's so few doing this to be frank.
When Simon harmer takes a 7fer for tomorrow im going on a bender and calling in sick Monday
