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dodgers
>be the dodgers>dodge the WS
great thread
cringe delete this
based keep this up
is this the thread where we laugh at the doggydoos more?>thought they had it in the bag kek
thought they had it in the bag kek
>>158444819>>158444818they really did KEK
Reminder Trea Turner STINKS
I'm glad OP created a new laugh at the doyers thread since the old one was getting close to 404
my sim can now extra innings!(manfred will personally come end the game if it goes to 50+)
>>158452894kek there's a horrible mistake in that, pretend you dont see it
Lois this is worse than the time the Dodgers got swept in the 2026 playoffs
this is the thread
>>158444819Happy for JoJo.Sorry he couldn't do it in a Cardinal uniform.
I'm prepared to give the Cubs as many chances as it takes
Bru Cru.
>>158479058same, and I'm a lifelong brewers fan
>REPUBLICANS BAU BAU
PERO PERO CUNNI
>>158479092I'm a Brewers fan too and I think the Cubs won that World Series
>Mfw I just realized everyone in the NL Central now have a World Series championship
Seiya Suzuki, YOU are a Seattle Mariner.
>>158479105I'm an actual brewers fan and that didn't happen. I do think the brewers cheated tho.
>>158479103theres something off putting about this chick. i dont think she will age well
>have girl over at my place last night>she says we aren't having sex tonight >we end up having sexWhy are all women liars? How can I trust her if she says one thing and does another? Don't think I'm calling her back
>>158479353if she tells you straight up that you two are having sex that evening it makes her a whorebe happy you took home a classy gal
>>158479367tillamook alpine cheddar is better
>No American retarded version of Cricket in 2027Maybe you should follow a real bat and ball sport.
>>158479367Tillamook just keeps winning
>BREAKING: The Mariners are in the process of hiring Jason Kanzler to be their new manager, multiple sources tell MLB•com.This guy is 36 and a Cubbie player development nerd.
>>158479435>CubbiesEnjoy your losing season
>>158479435>zoomer managers
Did /mlb/ voted in today's midterm elections?
>try and dive>die>guy whose eyes were focused solely on the ball is being investigated for manslaughter because he's blackKEK
>>158479494there's a million pro soccer games every day honestly surprised this doesn't happen more often
>>158479450Give'em a chance!!!!>>15847948036 is prime lost generation territory
How come USA never introduced and taught the Russians on how to play Baseball?
>>158479491I can't today. I'll do it tomorrow
Officially official!
CUBS GOT SKUBAL
>>158479615cringe
>>158479523My girlfriend is Russian and I'm teaching her about baseball.
>>158479653....you don't like the hire?
>>158479615Qrd on my M's new manager. Never heard of this fucking guy.
>>158479688This guy liked him enough to save something with his name on it from years ago when he was with the 'stros.
>>158479706Good enough for me.
>>158479733That's exactly what I thought.
Milwaukee literally won the world series and is by definition better than you and your team.And yet /mlb/ somehow still tries to clown them and say they're irrelevant ring or shit?Explain
>>158479756they cheated
>>158479756The Braves moved to Atlanta retard.
>>158479756>Explainone word: doyerpacos
>>158479620Some are saying this.
>>158479756Seething commiefornians mostly.
>>158479756It's because ERG is a cubs fan and as such he is malding and melting down that the Brewers won since they have a rivalry hatred for each other so he tries to spam claim that the Brewers ring is irrelevant even though no Brewers fan did that to them when they ended their drought in 2016.
Doyers
>>158479615eeeh
>>158479890Got a problem with breaking stove news buddy?
bru cru MINDFUCKED spammy
>>158479863He's spammed gaysconsin for years on end and now that they've won he doesn't know what to do with himself anymoreMaybe he'll an hero
>>158479896gaysconsin kek!
>>158479778It's weird how the Atlanta tries to claim Hank Aaron's legacy when he played in Milwaukee for longer than he did in Atlanta.
>>158479904You can't post that anymore now that they're the champions.
>>158479895This./mlb/ won. The general will finally be usable again.
Let's give those Cubbie bears a chance!
>>158479958>give chance>swept by poodres>then their hated division rival wins the World SeriesOkay what now?
Peff needs to make more trades happen, that's his job.
>>158479916Cubs won tho
>>158480046
>>158480000Gtfo of Wrigley. NEBRASKA CUBS!!
maybe he will have to dilate o algo! kek cubpaco troids
>>158480000Give them another chance???
THE CAROLINA ORIOLES!
>>158479615all future managers gotta start managing eventually, but it's weird that we have so many young managers now and the only ones that actually did well were Stammen and Venable
>>158479615i don't remember voting for this
>>158480049Anon? Your post is blank.
>>158480214I was terrified /we/ we're gonna get stuck with Astros leftovers but thankfully it's Cubbie girl bathwater.
kek cubpaco troids seething at my full diaper>I genuinely reek like shit because I’ve been filling my diaper with shit and cum all day AIIIIIEEES mommy I need diapy change o algo
>>158479615Is he going to get the mariners back to the world series?
>>158480235DAMN that's one cool dog
>>158480235Kanzler also worked for the Astros, but was more recently a cubs person
>let jazz go to free agency>sign him at a lower priceThe Yankee way.
>https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2026/11/2026-27-top-50-free-agents-with-predictions.htmlThey're up. Post your predictions /mlb/Tarik Skubal: MetsTrevor Rogers: White SoxFreddy Peralta: White SoxSeiya Suzuki: Blue JaysRandy Arozarena: Red SoxMichael King: PadresTeruaki Sato: AngelsAdrian Morejon: CubsRyan Jeffers: MetsKaima Taira: Red SoxBrandon Lowe: Blue JaysDavid Bednar: YankeesSonny Gray: BravesTyler Mahle: BravesLuis Arraez: YankeesClay Holmes: CubsIan Happ: RedsKevin Gausman: Blue JaysNick Martinez: OriolesJazz Chisholm Jr.: TigersShota Imanaga: GiantsFoster Griffin: AthleticsTy France: PadresDustin May: PadresCasey Mize: TigersMichael Soroka: RaysAlex Vesia: DodgersNick Pivetta: PadresEvan Phillips: DodgersDavid Peterson: CubsJake Bauers: BrewersBryan Abreu: TigersCarson Kelly: PhilliesDaulton Varsho: RockiesEmilio Pagan: RedsHiromi Itoh: NationalsMauricio Dubon: BravesRaisel Iglesias: BravesJ.P. Crawford: PiratesTyler Stephenson: MarinersPaul Blackburn: YankeesSteven Okert: AstrosLuis Robert Jr.: PadresJoc Pederson: DiamondbacksJonathan Loaisiga: CubsJoJo Romero: TwinsMatthew Boyd: NationalsKris Bubic: CardinalsTaylor Ward: RedsRobbie Ray: Rockies
>>158480278>>158480293Yeah
Luis Arraez bats .300 and gets 200 hits a year like clockwork but gets bumped all over the place. Yeah, he's a singles hitter but is he dugout poison or something?
>>158480367Los Angeles Dodger Michael King
>>158480520Slow base runner and bad on defense.
>>158479524Why are you shitposting on the Bananaball thread in a Thai finger painting forum instead of going out and vote Democrat?
Why did the bears curse the cubs and by extension the white sox who cubs fans passed the curse on to like an STD?
Peff said the Cubs won that World Series
>>158479615Kanzler, more like team cancer. Kek.
>he was a cubs fan and died seething after watching PCA chokecubs literally killed a man
>>158480520Teams want power hitters, none of that small ball shit
>>158480541Why would anyone be a fan of other sports team in the city you play in? I don't see Trout sporting Rams, Chorgers, or Laker gear.
small ball is objectively more exciting than dingers because you get to watch them steal and try to leg out doubles and maybe triplesit unironically helps solve the boreball problem where everything happens at the plate, you don't even really have outfielder movement with dingers
>>158480521King's underlying metrics suggest his results aren't sustainable, decent chance some team overpays for him and plays like shit next year only for people to be like "WHO COULD'VE SEEN THIS COMING, WHAT HAPPENED TO MICHAEL KING????" I'll be sad if he ends up being a Petco merchant, but I also will find it funny if he chased the bag only for that to end up being the case.
doyerpedros cheated and still got swept KEK
trashman
>>158480178that monkey looks like robert suarez
>>158480753Suarez has constant sad eyes, the monkey doesn't.
winn and wetherholt got robbed of gold gloves
>>158480596Go fuck your fat ass torta Pacoco.
>>158480809and JJ will probably get robbed of ROTY after being a frontrunner for most of the year
reddit has better baseball discussion https://x.com/EvanDrellich/status/2117693537487933606
>>158480842So no baseball for 2 years? Got itm
Wow ownies really got /mlb/ seething
>>158480842my ownies already compromising :(
>>158480842personally, the cap should be whatever my team currently pays + enough to sign the best free agents and the floor should be enough to justify dumping our worst players
>>158480909on what?
Why can't the world just operate like 4chan? Everyone plays for free.
>>158480842The ownies are faltering, they won't survive a lockout and a girlcott.
>>158480915>the league now wants it to start in 2028, rather than 2027
anus
>>158480842It's over basebrosWhat sport do we watch for the next 2 years instead now?
i watched blue jays highlights once and now this is all my feed is
>>158479756they literally cheated tho
>>158480842/mlb/ has better gay sex discussion
i blame that damn sausage girl for the doyer's downfall...
>>158481131that and the brewers cheating
>>158480862yankees want a cap more than anyone
>>158481286with the way they've been playing you'd think there was a ring cap kek!
>>158480992movies and vidya for me. i can use a break from luckswing desu.
>>158481429ocarina of time remake comes out this week
>>158479367>stinky mold covered in rotten leaves drowned in alcoholRich people are disgusting.
>>158480992We watch vtuber streams
>>158481947but they moved to japan and cucked their fans?
>>158482071The majority of Hololive English has moved to Japan except for four members.
GAME DAY MENU
Is /mlb/ really siding with the rich greedy owners?
>>158482329Yes.
reminder that the (((lockout))) is a false flag to grow the popularity of bananball
>>158479491I voted early this year
>>158482329it's about making spammers seethe :)
icsamcrn
Cubs girls are almost TOO pretty
the bootlickers are gonna get what they want
bootlickers rejoicing rn
>>158479100>>158480596>>158480913SUPPORT YOUR CHARGERS
>>158482329players just want their salaries to increase forever, which isn't sustainableif you care about the sport not dying, you should want a cap
>>158480214>Mariners manager choices were two Astros sleeper agentsLaffin.
I lick boots
>millionaires vs billionaires again
It is literally not worth reading anything either side says about the labor deal till February.
So with this proposal of a cap in 2028, the MLBPA is still telling the league and owners to go kick rocks?
I wonder what MLB would be like if the League was operated by Saudi oil barons.
Hahaha oh yea I want to suck owner cock and ruin baseball forever
>>158483351I say this.
>>158483351I do this.
Why don't these rich owners just pay their players and coaches in Bitcoin?
Are the padres the second best team in baseball?
i just want the hecking millionaires to be billionaires too, and all the spectators should be billionaires too because the only way for the owners to make a profit will be to charge millions for tickets, parking, and food
>>158483544>Are the padres the second best team in baseball?What a silly question. BAU BAU!
>>158483603>got swept vs didn't get swept?
I knead it
>>158480992Hockey
>>158483924Summer hockey teams for this feel?
>>158483924Hockey is blessed with having Gary Bettman in charge
>>158480520Arraez Chicken
Please use me...
>>158480992What the fuck 2 years? I thought it was just 1. What happened now? I don't know if I can cope with 2 years of no baseball just as I was planning my bunker for just 1 year.
>>158483820I won the lottery, I still bake but no longer knead the dough.
>>158480992>>158484368It was just the ownies saying they'd wait to implement it because it would be disruptive to do it on short notice.
why would ownchads make themselves rush to reorg their rosters?
>>158484373bruh
/mlb/ should start a baseball league
>>158484426what rule changes would /we/ implement?
>>158484426I call ump!
>>158484437No ABS challenges. Arguing with an ump is a permanent ban
>>1584844371st rule: salary cap
>>158480214I say this
>>158484437What umpie says goes
>>158484426Smart baseball only. No dumb baseball allowed.
>>158480842Why are the small market midwestern podunk cubs included with the real big market teams? They’ve never signed a player for more than 200m
>>158484437Only White males and Cubs girls allowed
You’re not getting a cap lol
/sp/ should institute a salary cap on janitors
>>158484688no...NO!!!
*grabs you*
How will the CBA address the recent increase of pitchers shitting cum?
>>158484680you dropped this king
you're getting capped and you're seething about it
cap 'em
cap this bussy
>>158484680>You’re not getting a cap lolim wearing my cap right now
>>158484881You're not getting another one
>>158484881finna get a cap in yo azz
fartspie is funnier than anuspie
Brewers are going to be very fun to play as next spring.
>>158484938neither can hold a candle to ceiling fanspie
>>158484938Fartspie smelled better too
>>158484881That’s a beanie >>158484932>>158484938Those are caps >>158484960That’s a fan
>>158484780Cum shitter is getting a plug and maybe also a steel reinforced cap over top to prevent leakage.
Ummm. You’re not getting a cap lol…
anuspie is just parroting fartspie's gimmick
bootlickers, our response?
>>158485013*licks boot*
*nom nom nom* *slorp* *glug*
we need ass-eaterspie more than ever
>>158485055I would eat Fartspie's ass
someone call anal linguspie
now that the brewers 15 minutes of fame is over, how are our dodgers planning to come back stronger next year
>>158485093getting capped
>next year
>>158485098>>158485120owners wont do shit
Okay alright this is getting entirely too silly. Everyone prattling on about farts and analingus and salary caps, cheating baseball teams and the like. I won’t have it. Now, either resume serious baseball discussion immediately or I’ll see you nicked and this thread turned into something completely different.
how long until it is accepted the AI should call balls and strikes to begin with rather than just be used to overturn bad calls?
>>158485140
>>158485182The larch.
Why did ERG jinx the rays?
>>158485093>next yearkek
dis nibba rly said>next year
>>158485140November just started. this stretch we're entering is going to be unbearable.
>>158485170theyve literally been using it to grade umpires for decades. none of this is new, just the framing and marketing.
>>158482329should we side with rich greedy players instead?
>>158485280yes
>>158485280the whataboutism is strong with this one
>>158484053Hockey was saved by a salary cap
>>158483065The sport's "momentum" is oversold, it's literally just Ohtani fans. We all saw how the ratings for this WS saw a decrease compared to 2024 and 2025. These new "fans" are barely baseball fans.
>>158485135but i respect their right to attempt to
NBA shuts down for election Tuesday, but the NHL has games on. what gives?
I hope there is such a long and bad lockout that it ruins baseball and it becomes such a niche hobby that no one talks about it here so I can leave this board forever
>>158485382it's always like this at the beginning and then the owners will just stop responding to the union publicly altogether.
tridents up brothers
>>158485416True.
when baseball
>>158485408it reads as a PR piece tbqhbattle of the public eye
>>158485492We just don't know.
>>158485492abl starts 11/19
>>158485519>ablasian/black league?
>>158485527yes that too
>>158485492I don’t know
>>158485492Beats me
>>158485492Couldn’t tell ya
>>158485492I have no idea
>>158485492PFMA
>>158485492I don’t have a clue
>>158485492I really wish I knew
i could suck amin's cock right now
oh no they got winky
battle of the /mlb/ queens
>>158485615none of the votes are even tabulated yet, i might still lose the district
My platform? Baseball.
>>158485648>Olympic gold medalist and the face of America>Some dog fucking instathot Not really a competition
>>158485391>American league shuts down for their elections but canadian league doesn'twhat no way
>>158479264Brown eyes and fake blonde hair isn't appealing to look at
>>158485680>hot girl>some bloke girlnot really a competition
for me? it's baybaw.
>>158485648why don't we shout out an old favorite?
>>158485824Tmac & Taryn > Alyssa & Livvy
>>158485824why is trevor lawrence at a baseball game?
>$180.2 million dollarydoos as the salary floor?How can the PA turn this down? Will the owners have to call in a union buster specialist?
>>158485846>How can the PA turn this downprobably the way they already did a few hours ago
>>158485492mlb hasn't been profitable since the 1980's. im afraid its over.
>>158485824lets keep it baybaw related
>>158485834>Tmac & Tarynthrow in John Kruk and you had the best local broadcast team in the sport(the joke is Tmac -> Tom McCarthy, the play by play announcer)
>>158485683hockey belongs to America now
tabulate this bussy
>>158485863Tmac sucks
>>158485915Nta but I agree he is a massive homer. Calls opposing team hits and home runs with such disdain. Very unprofessional.
i LOVE gaybaw...
I'm here for the Mark Teixeira humiliation ritual.
livvy dumb
>>158486104He was playing in the first college baseball game I ever went to
>>158486104Yankees won in '09 though.
>>158485648not my queen
>>158486216thats a prince
>>158486216I fucked him
>>158486206And hopefully never again :D
>>158486104I don’t vote for christfags
i vote for baybaw
The votes are in.... baseball loses. Thank you for participating.
>>158486486manfie...
>>158486514
The mail in votes at 3am will come in for baseball
>>158486550no! NO!!!!!
I am a illegal alien and I have voted 8 times today.My name is Dave Roberts and I’m the manager of the Los Angeles Dodgers
>>158486652crisp twitter user
I voted to give the Cubs a chance
>>158486683post ballot
Let's all give those cubbies a chance at managing.
>>158486700Looks like he'll institute a crossfit regiment into practice
>>158486685
>>158486732umm...sweetie??? you didn't fill in the entire rectangle.........
>>158486750ohnonononononono
>>158486750hey can we talk about this? I remember being like five years old and my mom taking me with her to vote and it was this huge machine that had pictures of all the candidates with levers and shit and as a borderline autist it looked like the most fun thing in the world and then my mom telling me "no you can't touch not until you're older" and then sliding one giant lever on the bottom that submitted the ballot and also opened the curtain behind us.I went to vote today and got handed a shitty SAT form that told me to make sure I fill in all of the bubbles properly and then handed it to an old white dude who gave me a sticker. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED??????
cashtard
>>158486819i only got dragged to the polls a few times as a kid but i remember a lot more secrecy and a lot more intrigue than modern elections. could be fog of war
>>158486819I've never voted
>>158485680NORFOLK ORIOLES
>>158486916you have to be over 17 to post here...
>>158486916your vote doesnt count anyway
>>158486954I'm in my 30s
>>158486980aren't we all......
Kek whitoids in shambles kek!!
>>158486989I'm a 21 year old cubs girl
>>158486980>>158486989this is a 40 and up genny.
>>158487004The 21 year old Cubs girls can stay
>>158487004source??????
I miss arrow posting in postseason game threads
>>158487004That's pretty old are you sure?
I think during the lockout season we should watch old games on youtube. If you don't look up the outcome they may still be thrilling edge of your seat contests.
>>158487107https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbV22cS5GFQ
