Gaysconsin edition LOL
>>158442148This is fucking psychotic
For me, it's Gays Mills Gaysconsin edition
>>158442198This is the bread we’ve been waiting for
If only Anuspie would bless this nu
anus
*sighs*anus
Feels like home....
Kek Gaysconsin EKE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckiuB3VmHJk
Here’s the mink man
gaysconsin kek!
We need nu tho
Have some KBO.https://www.youtube.com/live/f8XCaot-sp4?is=NpEbq-sXslTbVG6Z
ain't nothin wrong with a little fun after dark in gays mills!
tintinmanko
please... someone light the stove...
Yelich, Turang, and Murphy appeared on tonight's episode of Saturday Night Live with the Commissioner's Trophy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FWFoEgSPs8
Stove-em-tho
Trevor Bauer to the White Sox!
>chadres declined pivetta's optionhow fucked is his arm? is it really over?
Which big arms would you keep around?
Skooby dooby doo where are you (going to sign in the offseason!)
Vote for Anuspie
>>158443976Y'all lose an hour on your clocks too or is that a straight thing
>>158442944>Declined Musgrove's temporary replacement>Musgrove comes back next seasonHow dumb are poopoopacos?
>>158443982we lose an hour but I think Vancouver just switched to not lose one
>Let Miller, Morejon, Sheets, Pivetta, and France walk>Try to match King's demands>Sign Teruaki Sato, which will entice more weeb nights at Petco Park>Sign Jizz Chisolm>Sign Dustin May>Sign Alex Vesia>Trade Cronenworth for something>Promote Rodriguez to closer>Promote Matsui to 8th inning setup guy
>>158443998That's interesting. I call it Vancooter cause I get hella cooter up thre
>>158444009>Exchange Chisholm for CronenworthGarbage in, garbage out. At least Cronenworth gives a damn.
>>158444038noice
>wins FIRST EVER World Series in nearly 60 years of history>tiny "celebration", nobody in the streets the moment they wonI cheered for Brewers but Milwaukee really did not care. Nobody in Tampa turned out for the Rays either. This is not right
>>158444052Is mostly my sister.. wawa we wa
I voted for fartspie
>>158444060The Reckazz was POPPIN
>>158444054wait til you see the world series ratings lol what a disaster
>>158444132Rate this bussy
What happens if you're on the on-deck circle and you have the sudden urge to take a massive dookie? Does the game pauses while you do your business in the clubhouse bathroom?
>>158444174If it was me, I would just shit my pants. The show must go on!
>>158444174Alonso once got a pitch clock violation called against Kodai Senga cause he was taking a shit and late getting back on the field.
>>158444272pete shit it his way
>>158444054There were a million people in the streets for the victory parade and the entire downtown was shut down for 6 hours.
>>158444347You're full of shit because you were not there
>>158444350I'm a girl thou
The bees are coming, the bees are coming, sting this!
>>158444512But the Padres are relocating their in 2032.
prev: >>158420892
sodumb kwabtani thought he had it in the bag KEK
>>158444544What a 2 month HR drought does to a mf
>>158444512
>>158444522>relocating theirkek doyerpacos
gm
>>158444009the time to trade cronenworth was after last year. really i don't know why they ever extended him. he would have been a free agent after this past season.
Royles cannot be stopped! Royles will not fail again
Its daylight savings time, just go back to bed for another hour
>wake up>Manfred added an hour to the lockout
The 2026 Yankees, who finished in second place in the division, have a payroll that is $40M less than the combined payrolls of the Indians, Rays, and Brewers, ie - three of the final four teams in the postseason.There is no general manager in any sport who consistently year after year does less with more resources than Brian Cashman. He is the worst executive in sports.
>>158445025I fucked her
one month until the lockout and Peff hasn't even turned the stove on
>>158445176Don't the Dodgers spend way more when you account for deferred salaries?
>>158445288Will the stove be locked out too?
Take a swig with Nig!
>>158445288who?
>>158445335
>>158445362me on the right
>>158445362What did peff order here?
who the HECK is "peff"?!?!
>>158445529nu bru cru here!
>>158444544jej
Peff aka renown MLB expert Jeff Passan.
Now that the dust has settled, what went so horribly wrong for the LA Doyercacas?
>>158445672team couldnt carry ohtani's dead weight to a 3peat
>>158445637>ohh noooooes!!!!1!!>you shouldn't be allowed to figure out how to keep more of the money you make>we should be able to take your money from you and use it for ourselvesPassan. Typical jew looking to capitalize on other people's money.
>>158445672Stfu Poodrepaco, Pukeco Park also suffers from this
>>158445761Based retarded paco keep kissing his ass and maybe he’ll share some with you
2027: The Year Without a Baseball
>>158445672Overpaying old bums is not smart (see also philthies). Dumb club stuff.
>>158445176Cashman and Boone got extensions so you're wrong.
dumb teams like the stankees and doyers
>>158445523Tacos
>>158445761Isn’t that exactly what retard Walter was doing? Lying about the value of his assets so he could spend more of other people’s money?
>>158445523quesitaco
is it true they thought they had it in the bag?
Juan Carlos getting ready for the breakfast shift at taco bell like>we really need to stop prosecuting my favorite billionaires for fraud
>>158446075but thats you, going to work at dollar general
>>158445523Cheesey gordita crunch
>>158445362he bodied that freak
baseball activities
>>158446062Heh in that moment, they thought they had it in the bag. Ohtani was back and going to save them they thought.
>>158445362
dodgers won
Peff won
>>158446324Male coaches is gross
>>158446490
I've been to Gays MillsThe town kept getting raped by floods so they moved half of it uphill and now it feels like a indian rez town
>>158444054There's only a few big markets that still care about baseball, NFL has pretty much taken over everywhere that isn't California or the Northeast coast. Maybe with a salary cap the MLB could regain ground.
>>158444009>MillerMiller is under team control until 2030 are you dumb?
>>158444009>>158448110He is dumb but you should trade him.
dodgers will complete the threepeat in 2027
>>158446360he's weirdly aggressive these days
>>158448370No more Mr. nice Peff
>>158448110Miller needs to go. Him and Moronjon cost the Padres a handful of regular season games and the postseason.
>>158448370the walls are closing in. he'll be sharing a cell with ohtani soon
>>158448370He's always been like that, the mask is slipping off
>>158448110OKLAHOMA PADRES
>This mogs all women baseball reporters
>>158448921Baseball fans mog her
>>158449156I don't even know who this is.
>>1584421481). You posted a place in Twins country2). My Brewers won a World Series more recently than your Scrubs3). YWNBAW
>>158442148Threadly reminder that Wisconsin is a Canadian province larping as an American state. In actuality, this is Canada's third World Series title.
BREAKING: Bryce Harper has confirmed that there will be no 2027 MLB season.
>>158442665Is Drunk Uncle here with us?
>>158442148Fond du Lac is the greatest city in Wisconsin.
>>158449694bar got shut down because the owner was a creep
>>158448921*mogs*
>Yuki Matsui opts out>Joins with his other Japanese buddies in LA and replaces Alex Vesia
>>158449619Harper is trying to avoid death from the assassins
>>158450601RIP
Pfma sir...please
>>158450681We're having a big gay fest in LA if you can make it within 3 hours
>>158446062kek yep the half empty stadium certainly did for that one short moment in the 2nd inning of game 4
>>158450052he's literally already announced he's not opting out, besides he's not the answer to what will fix the doggiedoos
We need Captain Steampipes
>>158446676you absolute fagit
>>158449996Her face is absolutely dog ugly. That butch lesbian face does not mog anything except for maybe a chupacabra.
>>158451970Kek stankeedoo ’ems jerk their little peckers to this?!
>>158450601thats crazy, i was just looking at his baseball reference page a few days ago
I need to be bent over, and filled up... Dicked down hard as I plead for more cock...
>>158452874welcome to Gays Mills
Why is this a part of Michigan and not a part of Wisconsin or Canada?
Where are the Poodrepacos? The Chargers need your energy.
>>158451970kek doyerpaco seethin'! kiss em!
>>158453238You're missing the shotgun in that image.
>>158453238What's the deal with the watch?
>>158453056sssshhhhhh shut up *giggle* they haven't noticed yet
>>158453238>b-b-but I heard they used to goodHow many in the last twenty six years? One.How many in your lifetime? Zero.The Yankees are currently in the longest championship drought in the history of the organization at 17 years.The Yankees are not going to win a thing until they fire the general manager and manager, clean house in the front office, rebuild the roster and move on from the Judge era.It's going to be many years before the Yankees win another championship.But, by all means, you go right on living in the distant past while we all laugh at you and the Yankees, anon.
>>158453056several reasons, but mainly because it is a piece of land discovered and founded by Americans, and it is on the American side of a lake that was discovered by Americans
lake america and shit
kek kek o keko!
>>158450601it won't be much longer until the reaper comes for kranepool, too.
/nfl/chad here, Joe Davis is kino
I'm a girl! A cubs girl!
>>158455643bussy
>>158453459The 1923 WS Yankees were awarded a pocket watch instead of a ring. There were a few years where Frankie Crosetti received an engraved shotgun because he already had so many championship rings as a player and coach. I believe 5 of them exist.
Jazz Chisholm - welcome to the New York Mets!
>>158455922And Alec Bohm
>>158455922Why wouldnt cashman resign him?
resign yourself to this bussy
doyerpedros KEK
>>158455959Cashman likes the blues!
>>158455946And Alec Bohm!
>>158457033kek
Royals baseball club of Kansas City for me
Orioles baseball club of Baltimore for me
Rockies baseball club of Denver for me
He wears his hat askance
this bussy for me
>>158457709my gay rockies!
>>158457709many people are saying this
Where is the Alysa Liu poster? She's trying to win 10k from Mr. Beast.https://youtu.be/_c2e1NcI3Sc?is=A1XEnbbDrGm_RtB9
>>158458049Monitoring the situation
>>158455856girlbussy
>>158458693Clussy
And Alec Bohm!
I made up a fictional baseball player who's essentially me but taller, better looking, and way more talented. I even made a spreadsheet where he has super busted stats and plays for my favorite team. Whenever my team does poorly, I have vivid fantasies in which he gets clutch hits and makes flashy plays and saves the day.
Please locate orc poster.
>>158444544blessed image
>>158459279get me the Inspector on line 1
>>158459279grok said he wont post until tomorrow
>>158459435please hold
>>158459475Are you chilidogspie?
bussyspie
Hell yeah
Bussyspie has revealed herself
>>158460446no no i'm dominican papi
>>158461412>>158461513it's Bussyspina now
>>158461475Look everyone, I called it!
>>158461536doyerpaco janny does it for free btw
bibee got pitcher gold glove but didnt appear once in the 'offs
>>158461560My mistake
>>158462021>winnerrapist of the year?
>>158462021CUBS WIN ITCUBS WIN IT
nolan mclean is the first rookie pitcher ever to win a gold glove
>>158462021why did they wait so long to release the season award winners? Don't they usually do it in the middle of the 'eries?
>>158462021>not platinumpete getting cucked again
>>158462164It's always in November.
How is everyone's no nut November going?
>>158462189platinum is announced on a different date, he's obviously getting it
>>158462306Uh starting tomorrow yes
Hot stove opens at 5pm eastern tomorrow
Huge win for the cubbie bears
I'm a brewers fan thinking about giving those cubbies a chance after the cheating allegations
>>158462759Expect an active stove season as the lockout doesn't technically start until like December 2nd.
>>158462958did he die?
>>158462998Yes because he had the balls to report on the dodgers
>>158462088Why are the cubs in the field at home for the bottom of the ninth with a lead?
>>158462149based
>>158462759thank you, young stoveminder
How will this impact his free agency?
>>158464296holy shit man Cedric looks rough. Not taking that WS loss well.
>>158463702what a twist! do you like it?
>>158462958oh man I just realized new off-season probably means new AI Peffs to collect, this is gonna be epic!
>>158464399my grok discounted sub runs out in a couple days, sorry
I'm giving the Cubs a chance right now
Cub-em chancey
chance they azz
i need a chance, and im a gal!
>>158464667id give you a chance to fly my plane
Do the Cubs deserve another chance?
>>158464692fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>158464692Ahhh, commit seppuku
>>158464692think I'll give brewers gal a chance instead of cubbie maiden
>>158464692I look like this
Anuspie has us enraptured
Chadres should chase for Sato and SP. Finally, cozy cold weather is here.
Sato? Wants to be a Mariner and learn from the best.
>>158465247Why do people draw fat cartoons
>>158465285the human body is not fat when they have more meat than kpoop sticks
>>158465296Riase your standard's
>>158465306you are brain broken by bug sticks
>>158465311I'm simply a connoisseur
>>158465314you're simply a gaypop faggot if you think that art of Ran is fatkys
>>158465324That art of Ran is fat
>>158465247See RanSee Ran fatFat Ran fat
im a girl
a cubs girl!
Cubs girls run the genny!
How them stoves lookin, slick?
>>158465518Turned on and hot, like me
cubs girls running amok
Here's Peff, with the smart phone...here comes the pitch and...wow! What a tweet! Knocks it out of the ball park!
Fem Peff
>>158465602will dominate /mlb/
Jess Paffan
Can we get some Jess Paffan OC?
>>158465685he's just like me frfr
>>158461475my man!
Gays mills kek
kek doyercacas
>>158466247
Dumb clubs including the doyerpedros and stankums
>yeah we got swept but good luck with the ratings heh
Smart baseball won.
I need it
>>158466274don't forget the cheating corrupt crooked conniving classless callous catty clueless cocky combative concieted condescending controlling cranky cruel clumsy crappy-doo-doo head conwomen cubs got C-WEPT
>gets swept by a small budget team>still gets capped anyway
I'll see you fucked by day's end
>yankees>retard for an owner>hires a retard for a general manager>retard general manager>hires a retard for a manager>they each take turns telling each other how brilliant they are>confidently run it back with the same roster expecting a different result>entire league of managers, coaches, and players talk shit about the yankees every yearAre these the golden years of baseball, anons?
>>158466623It is for Hal cause he just got 2.6 billion by selling 16% of the team
>>158466681You got 2.6 Kroner from Sell your ass
>>158466685kek
Keep hanging those banners Poodres.
poodrepacos kek
Anuspie is the glue
>>158467142I’ll give ya 2.6 kroner for it
Joe Lacob should've bought the A's. He took the Warriors to 4 rings, he won a WNBA chip in their 2nd year as a franchise, he should've bought my fucking A's
when is baseball tho
>>158466414CEC
>>158467865We have to give in to all the owners demands if we want baseball. Just do what the owners want
>>158467865bananaball starts feb 5 in mexico
> The Cubs "badly want" Tarik Skubal, per Jeff Passan >Chicago remains skeptical that they will be willing to compete in the well-over $300M, potentially $400M+ range that Skubal is expected to get.COMIN OUT OF MY COCK CAGE AND IVE BEEN DOIN JUST FINE
I think King is also very good for a top end guy
skubal is already 30 and only has 1 or 2 good years leftdefinitely the ideal overpay for the mets to still miss the postseason with
kek scuba
>>158467974dey need an ace
>>158467973Yes of course. It will be more “rational” to sign King for whatever he gets than it will be to sign Skubs to the mega deal. Same with Fastball Freddy
>>158467888I thought only white people liked that shit, pacos are getting in on that too?
king reportedly wants to come back to new york. bought a house in jersey.
>>158468175mexico is white adjacent
>>158467954>cheat >get swept>cheap outKek classic cubs
start the season
>>158468265kek cub paco troonies ain’t gonna dilate this one!
>>158467974Mets dont do this with pitchers
>>158468713yamamoto
>>158468868dumb bitch letting the whole world know what pitch she's throwing
Let's go /mlb/, your the best general alive!
>>158467974He can convert to a pure knuckleball pitcher and pitch into his 40s.
>>158468944>kn*ckleballbanned in today's (((game)))
why was anyone pretending there was any suspense to the bo bichette opt-out?
>>158468961>(((game)))what are you implying
>>158469019i think its very clear
youch!
Guys you're going to get the Mets fag mass reporting everyone if you keep talking about Jews
>>158469128fuck 'em
>genny moving at glacial speedsso comfy, my favorite time of the year
I stand with peff
Guh gaw kek wheeze
>>158454537Uhhhhh, anon...
>>158469128Why? We on /mlb/ celebrate Jews in baseball
Orioles have released OF Heston Kjerstad.
FAGGets kek!
>>158469794It was time to let him go, but genuinely feel bad for this guy. He got myocarditis after he was drafted and once he overcame that and started looking good, Clay Holmes hit him in the face with a fastball and he suffered concussion symptoms for months.
the stove might be too hot to handle
>>158469844O's need to go after Japanese players so we can have weeb nights at Camden Yards.
I'm a cubs girl and San Diego is a much nicer city than faveLA is
>>158469992they literally had Sugano last year and nobody appreciated him, then he was a overall solid starter on the Rocks
Fuck you ya bitch
>>158469794he was someone I thought my Chadres would poach at some point, who knows, they might do it now anyway. he was also always a solid player in my MVP 2005 Modern Roster fantasy draft seasons...
peff is currently writing up his "seiya to the jaysies" tweet, he'll be posting it shortly
The Cubs are going to sign someone “big”. I just have a feeling lol
>>158470372bears panic traded for a defensive player the day after the brewers won the world series kekleadheads are such bitter people
>>158470472>>158470493O fuck ya
>>158470472I'm surprised the 'dres didn't offer one to Ty France
>>158470472so what's the deal with happ? are they going to use ramirez to replace him since he doesn't really have a spot in the INF?
>>158470508Because no one thought France would have a solid season. He's a career journeyman now.
>>158470508Because we're giving him a more team friendly long term deal.
>>158470508
>>158469376this is gayer than any pfma post
>>158470472>>158470493Randy should be offered a real deal tbqh but the tightwad ownership won't offer 5/$100m. As frustrating as he can be he's the best left fielder the M's have had in forever.
myles straw you... are... a .... MARINER!
Less than 3 hours stoveminders
The Colorado Rockies announced today that they have hired Ethan Katz as the club’s Major League pitching coach.
>>158470472whichever team picks up jizz is not a serious ball club
kek
doggie doos got SWEPTKEK!
chizzy could look good in cubs colours
>>158470286>>158470518STFU Pacoco.
>The Dodgers are hiring Padres chief operating officer Caroline Perry to help replace retiring COO Bob WolfeWhy do the Dodgers wanna be the Padres so badly?
>>158470607What's so funny?
>>158470783scuba kek
>>158470810
>Mark Walter is exploring selling his Cadillac F1 team at a $3 billion valuation. Comes 2 months after TWG said it was "not considering exiting its stake" in the team. How can anyone act like the Dodgers won't be sold within the next year?
>>158470607all this contract stuff is so complexso theres a option for the org to take him at ~17mil a year, which they declinedwhich means he can then accept or decline a 15mil option, which he declinedso now the team gets a chance to accept a qualifying offer, which stops him from going to free agency???
>>158470810Huh??
>>158470838That's snorkeling not scuba diving tho
>>158470849they had a mutual option that both sides declined. Then the Cubs offered him the QO which Imanaga can accept within ten days if he can't find a better deal elsewhere. If he did sign elsewhere the Cubs would have got draft pick compensation, that's one reason to offer a QO. I guess they figured he would go somewhere else. and wanted to get something for it
>>158470902ah that makes sensethanks fren
>>158470917cheers m8
AHHHHH SOMEONE TURN THE STOVE DOWN!! ITS TOO HOT. YOULL BURN THE ENTIRE GENNY DOWN
>>158470934does the QO have to be realistic? whats stopping them from just submitting 500k to get the draft pick
>>158471036it's an average of the top 125 contracts for that year
>>158471036the QO is the same for every player that's offered it, it's based on the average of iirc the top 125 salaries
>>158471036it's a set price that goes a up a little each year so every QO is the same for this class. Also the team that signs the player that rejected the QO loses a draft pick I think
>>158471062so since he was given a QO, if he signs with another team hes declined the QO to sign elsewhere?interesting but makes sense
>>158471071yes and the cubs can't give him a second QO. the players will probably ask to remove them in the lockout because it hurts the free agent and helps the team that gets their talent poached
>>158470447You’ll have to exqueeze me but I don’t really know what you’re talking about
There’s going to be a lot of “big” signings this month. Really big
Jeff Passan owes me sex
>>158471182Who?
>>158470845lmao walter owns the cadillac f1 team? their car exploded on the track during the race last weekend
>>158471232Metaphoric….
>>158471220Peff Jassan
>>158471232Kek and they thought they had the race in the bag too
>>158471351Kek!
>>158471351LOL
Incoming bust.
>>158471505That’s what your asshole said lol
Top Remaining Free Agents (From MLBTR's Top 50 FAs):1. Tarik Skubal2. Trevor Rogers3. Freddy Peralta4. Seiya Suzuki5. Randy Arozarena6. Michael King7. Teruaki Sato8. Adrian Morejon9. Ryan Jeffers10. Kaima Taira11. Brandon Lowe12. David Bednar13. Sonny Gray14. Tyler Mahle15. Luis Arraez16. Clay Holmes17. Ian Happ18. Kevin Gausman19. Nick Martinez20. Jazz Chisholm Jr.21. Shota Imanaga22. Foster Griffin23. Ty France24. Dustin May25. Casey Mize26. Michael Soroka27. Alex Vesia28. Nick Pivetta29. Evan Phillips30. David Peterson31. Jake Bauers32. Bryan Abreu33. Carson Kelly34. Daulton Varsho35. Emilio Pagan36. Hiromi Itoh37. Mauricio Dubon38. Raisel Iglesias39. J.P. Crawford40. Tyler Stephenson41. Paul Blackburn42. Steven Okert43. Luis Robert Jr.44. Joc Pederson45. Jonathan Loaisiga46. JoJo Romero47. Matthew Boyd48. Kris Bubic49. Taylor Ward50. Robbie Ray
>>158471555cubbies on a mission
>>158471610Yeah to get raped and gaped by the brewers again.
do the brewers really have the #1 rated farm system in baseball right now? how did other teams let this happen?
>>158471555Nigga named Teriyaki Soto
>>158471898they didn't trade for 2½ months of skubal
>>158471790loser idiot have sex
baseball meat
>>158471555>checkedAnd Alec Bohm!
Love the swagga of Chisolm Jr.
>>158472497shuckin and jivin straight to queens
>>158472518fated
Apologise to Ohtani
I'm sorry ohtani-sama
>>158472864sank you!
monkey batts kek
ballplayer's
>>158473210this
>>158473210ballplayer's what?
>>158473347we may never truly know...
>*ahem*SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/ltvkDAbEDUk
>>158470620they are saying that the yankees and the red sox got swept as well. that makes no sense
>>158473486Worth looking into?
Padres need to deal away Bogey and Machado now, which would enter into another long term rebuild phase to prepare the move out of San Diego.
>>158473637Are you muhcucko or fagwawa?
where is fruitspie
penis
>>158442148The fox said, "Those grapes are probably gay."
where is tide podspie
/mlb/ - mid asians
>>158473985He got jammed up
>>158474195my...my goodness...
>>158474195i prefer to be creampied
I don't need the Mets to sign Sato. I just want Scooby Doo. Wouldn't mind this guy coming back either, we can fix him again.
I want the Jays to sign Sato we need a lefty bat at DH
They thought they had it in the bag kek
I've had about enough of the potshots
cysamcrn?
>>158474667Hate this zipperhead so much.
I miss baseball.
>>158471555I wouldn't mind having Clay back desu
>>158474930He was better on the Mets
>>158474964yea I feel like he was tracking nicely before he got that fracture, and I was sad that he didn't get to play for them again before going to the Cubswould love him back in Queens (wish Tyrone could come back too)
>Cleveland will receive a bonus pick after the first round in the 2027 draft. Messick met the eligibility for the Prospect Promotion Incentive, which means a top three Cy Young finish within his first three seasons nets Cleveland a pick.
>>158475242Pick this! *kisses you*
>>158475242wow
>>158475270he had a rough postseason but was lowkenuinely goat-adjacent during the regular
GOATani has made people numb...
>>158475380But he allows us to dream…
>>158471555It’s crazy that for the first time in like a decade the Cubs are going to sign one of the top pitchers. They’re getting Skubal, i just know it
>>158475445sCUBal… mother of god
>>158470761>Why do the Dodgers wanna be the Padres so badly?The Padre's are the NLs managerial farm.
>>158475464woah..
>>158442466Doesn't work for me, it says video is private
Football season is officially over, when's baseball?
>skuBAL
>>158475615kek
>>158475615smug BASTARD
>>158475615woah..
>>158475615why I outta....
>>158475593There's MLS
>>158475615sonofa B*!&$
>>158475659No there isn't.
>>158475659yea Major League SUCKFEST KEK
>>158475659>>158475710fucking gottem kek
>>158475693you gotta fight and win anon
which side are you on
>>158476123I dont really have a side. I just want baseball. I think the belief that the Dodgers have made the sport impossible for other teams to compete is silly but I just don’t care I want baseball and I want SKUBA!
>>158476123I'm with the players don't hate the playa hate the game! But don't hate the game either!
didn't put the fries in the bag, they thought they had it in the bag kek
Had Culvers tonightConcrete mixers ftw
I want to try Culver's.
>>158476123Both sides just want to make money, i'm siding with owners as there's no way teams like the Twins and Pirates can compete with big markets with the current system. Players will continue being millionaires.
>>158475659>>158475693FIGHT AND WIN!
While I would normally side with ownership/billionaires/anti-unionism, I'm forced to agree with the players that baseball does not need a faggy cap.
>>158476123My ownies ftw :3
You're still getting a salary cap.
cap THIS*unzips dick*
>>158476691he was so mad kek
all these players would literally be putting fries in bags if not for the enterprising spirits of the ones that sign their generous paychecks
>>158476707True, Bananaball even still has to put the fries in the bag.
I think the fans who show up to the games should get to vote on the lineup
>>158476748we should have a representative with a seat at the negotiating table. someone like frank the tank or zack hample or jomboy or urinating tree
I only recognize Winky as my mleb union rep.
I will say it will be humorous if we get a cap and teams like the Pirates continue to finish dead last in their divisions. But I think the people arguing that a cap is the reason some teams aren’t competitive are being disingenuous, they just want to spite other teams
bussy
>its a sport obsessed with stats but uhh salary doesn't count
>>158476691>when you might not have it in the bag after all
we already have a luxury tax, revenue sharing, draft, you get draft picks if your guy leaves, che guevara would look upon this league and smile
they fear the cap :)
That's it, we're starting a capcott!
cap advocates are either retards or paid shills
>>158476890what if they were just raped by the dodgers?
>>158476894sewers raped everyone proving a cap isn't necessary
>>158476876we're starting a capcott at Epcot!
we're capping your team and you will suffer and seethe about it :)
>>158476905>Reinsdorf finds new ways to be cheap
>>158476123a lack of a hard cap pretty much fails to meet the main reason people ask for a cap/floor at all
>>158476898Sewers got raped for years tho.>>158476901More like Epsteincot! On accounta all the statutory rape going on in there!
>>158476898and they won't be able to keep those players as their market value increases to a point where only big market teams can afford
>>158477130everyone gets raped for years because the 'offs are a crapshoot>>158477156they get those players for well below market rates via the draft and initial years of team control when the players have no agency over their own careers
Smart anons realize the MLBPA allowed the brewers to finally win one to throw cold water on the salary cap
>>158477172not really, broors have been a consistent playoff team for a decade... it was only through immense cheating that they finally won anything.
>>158477184that they're known cheaters goes without saying...
>>158477191What if we capped cheating? Would the Brewers and their fans approve of that?
>>158477276fans?
>>158471555I think Imanaga and maybe Freddy are gonna be the big Chadres signings this year and Fermin is gonna be traded for an everyday left fielder/other pitching depth.
>>158477289KWAB
>>158477176you're still getting capped
>>158477304>Claims that they want to spend big to win a World Series >Sign cheap season rentals every offseasonThey're saving that money to relocate
>>158477304Fuck you, we're trading Ethan Salas to the Yankees.
>Be better than the Dodgers>Accused of cheatingSeethe, Dodger fan.
>cheat >get swept>get capped kek classic cubs
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>>158470575Jazz Chisholm Jr, YOU are a Hub City Spartanburger.
>>158470575>>158478198>whichever team picks up jizz is not a serious ball clubThe Yankees are going to re-sign Jazz
>>158477856>every offseasonthe new ownership has not gone through a single offseason yet
>pick saberhagen instead of greinke to avoid the #1 answer>its the #1 answer
>>158478222i don't think they will. i think it's either going to be garcia if they don't release/trade stanton, or if they do maybe they try to trade for cj abrams or xavier edwards.
Doyercacas kek
>>158478368you now remember the rolen-glaus trade
>>158478271New Poodre owners reeks of cheap ownership. They're not going to invest in a building a championship winning team for San Diego like they said they would. That franchise was not worth the 4 billion dollars that they bought.
>>158442148you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
>>158478438you reek of frying oil pacois my burger done yet?
Who's trading for marte
>>158478542Reds
I sent marte's mom a text last night lol
>>158478627did she tell you who's trading for him?
>>158478663she's dead anon..
>>158478694So you were talking to her through a ouija board? She could've still told you.
>>158478724they had more important things to discuss, like laughing at your virginity
>>158478738That's no laughing matter though
nu?
>>158478793This is psychotic
>>158478917You're psychotic. Completely psycho
>>158478941I’ve always been a bit… sick and twisted ha ha ha ha ha ha
recycle >>158442147>>158442147>>158442147
>>158478222I'll kek if they do, kek if they don't. Jazz is a bum.
