Ducks Edition >>158443601
go knights
go days
>rags
Sick save
shit teams run by retards edition
dreading monday lads
Devils best team
>celememey gets paid>production immediately falls off a cliffget fucked sharts kwab
I always like when cucks demand a trade and the team is still good without them so gonna go cheer senators tonight
>>158459913LANI HUTSANO
/playoffsbound/
>>158459965I suppose it makes sense that the devil is Italian.
>>158459965eh get the gabagool going, paesano
>>158459942>>158459965Based arrow poster
My penguins ):
>>158459934unlike vancouver, detroit, or winnipeg
My Debbie’s (:
>>158460086lost art, like /hoc/
wow dorofeyev 4th goal
>>158460154only -12 now
>tomkinswhomst?
>>158460162the nerds in charge of nhl player stat pages took off +/- from the overview because nerds don't believe in +/- and so i don't
>>1584602012012 draft pick matt tomkins playing in his 7th nhl game
>>158460229it's in the season totals in the career stats part now
>>158460201Kin of Tom
wtf even is an Oiler anyways?
u17 world hockey challenge isn't on onhockey :<
what went sh4ne wrong?
>>158460288those boys should be in school
You gotta hustle out dair boy
>>158460252yeah just a funny decision probably taken because of years of "+/- is a bad stat" discourseif you're -13 in 14 games that actually does say something in context
>>158460288Check livestreams on youtube.
Russians should always have thick accents.
>>158460350For real. Why else be Russian?
>>158460356And call everyone Comrade.
>>158459822Sorry we're the Ucks. We have no D
>>158460372
Most useless powerplay imaginable.
>>158460452just like my islanders
>stadiums have thousands of sears empty >hoc slow as a snailWhy is hockey dying after a big year last year? Tourists left after Olympics and oldheads bored?
>>158460411
>>158460491we had too much candy spookyness last night and we are tired
>>158460372JEN
>>158460491We need more teams
>>158460491i'm just tired of it all
>>158460491early season interest is usually carried by the bandwagon boost for the winner of the last cup until the season hits its stride but nobody decided to bandwagon garolina because the team is gay and lame
mcdive
Ficking reffies LOVE the oilers.
what about a 3 man advantage
>>158460566excellent post
>>158460566I would agree, but even the last playoffs with Montreal in the conference finals it was slow as shit
>>1584604916 out of the 7 cups since 2020 going to the sunbelt has grown the game
*stomps on the ground**bangs on the glass*
>>158459876
>>158460634This site is dead we're just the only 10 idiots without a group chat or dicksword
>>158460491>thread has a resident autist who spends all day insulting everyone, and accusing them of being mad>only the most retarded of us stick aroundits not rocket appliance
>>1584606506 7 heheYeah it surely has killed the game Same with the states winning the Gold, they literally do not give a fuck about the NHL
>>158460491>sears emptyI miss Sears...
Thread is full of sad sacks lol
>>158460725Idk bro I'm pretty happyBut the sport I love is dead and Gary is raising prices bigly
>>158460725Of course it is. Ducks are playing
i got a sad sack right here if you catch my drift haha
>>158460694i think the olys probably helped a bit but in the usual northeastern marketssince 2020 10 out of 14 teams in the final have been sunbelt teams
>>158460787Sounds like the kind of thing you should see a doctor about.
>>158460787same
>>158460787Just like my islanders
kitties derangement syndrome is back
OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NHL TRADE DEADLINE WHERE NOTHING EVER HAPPENS AND TEAMS HOARD PROSPECTS JUST FOR THEM TO BE MEH
>>158460835cope someones gonna win the big Dylan Larkin sweepstakes
whether it be pettersson's or pumkins, miller will never know peace
>>158460491Raped faggot never leaves, tickets expensive, mediocre product, nobody likes sunbelt winners.
>>158460848Does anyone even want him now He's obviously locker room cancer
>>158460848I already bought him. He;s my butler now. Doing an awful job >:(
Flyers really fucked the Ducks and the league in general.
>>158460872*salary cap
>>158460835I'm excited about part 2 of the shane wright sweepstakes
>>158460872This desuAll these niggas just chasing the 20 milly bag
>>158460835
>>158460869Teams really need to get a no dickheads policy.
>>158460872yeah but after seeing how the team they were planning to ice this year is performing can you blame them lol
>>158460872it was inevitable anyways since the league keeps expanding and the talent keeps getting diluted
First my maw maw dies now I gotta watch the ucks do what ever this is....
>>158460986
>>158460986I'm sending you some ice cream
>>158460986It gets worse. With Patrick Stewart dead, there is nothing holding shut the gates to Oblivion.
imagine being a defenseman and just letting mcdavid go by you. useless
Raise the great first 5 games banner for the rags
does gord miller usually do ottawa games?
Good game, Oilers. Well played. Fucking dickheads.
>>158460986was she hot
>>158461103yes he lives there and has ptsd from the honking from the freedom convoy he literally tweeted that one time
sens ducks oof
>>158461103oh but only if it's on tsn
>>158461132look man if somebody was honking outside my door all night and gassing out the block with diesel fumes I'd go apeshit so I don't blame him
If McDavid played in the clutch and grab era he would've gotten his legs brokent. Salty Wongs fan
>>158460986I'm sorry bro, I'll pout one for her and give a prayer for you and your family
>Duck3
soooo is the carlsson contract looking like it's a fair deal or
>every game today has been a lop sided mess
>>158461121I mean back in her heyday. She would be 100 next wee....this team is so fucking bad
>>158461205Have they tried using ducks?
>>158461233they should bring out a little pool with ducks in it during the intermissions
>>158461254they would end up abusing the ducks
>>158461280Just give the ducks some bodyguards.....no wait....the foxes would dress as the guards.....I know, keep them safe in a lear jet!
good games this week finally
>>158461311>Ducks vs Jets>Flames win
I dont even know what to fucking do now.
>>158461334FUCKING LOL
>>158460675I don’t know why banging on the glass is allowed. If I was a player and some retard started slamming the glass when I’m up against digging out a puck, I’d fucking punch through and grab him and drag him out onto the ice and then stomp on his head with my skates so that I carve it like a watermelon. Just saying
>>158461346do some gooning
>>158461346read a book
>>158461375t. guy that cleans the glass
>>158461153That's what he gets for living in a city that only exists because of the cancer called the federal government. Every single person living there is a leech on this country
>*bangs on the glass*SHOOT THE PUCK
>>158461132>>158461153Kek btfo HONK EM HULKSTER
You now remember >They cut a jet in half
>>158461573guy who cleans glass here, it's actually not so difficult if you have 1 guy with a bucket and long brush and another following with a squeegee you can get a rink done lickety-split that way
>>158461633in /hoc/ we have professional window lickers
what do you do if some girl puts their booba on the glass haha that would be wild
>>158461649sometimes for a joke if we catch people doing that we will warn them that we use the same brush for scrubbing the bathroom floors as we do for washing the glass
>>158461671i would panic i've never seen boobs
The quckback!
>>158461700what about your moms?
QUACK QUACK
>>158461671I would post it on /sp/ as a .gif with the file name "kitties titties" so that future anons would be able to search for it on the archive
giroux is an old ass unc
>>158461781But that's the filename of when The Kat flashed her tits.
>>158461719QUACK
>>158461795I would also inform my fellow /hoc/ posters to limit flags during the search to just >a fucking leaf
tilted ice in anaheim
*sneezes*
>*throws a half full tall boy at the retard wearing skates in the stands at the hockey game*
>>158461671I would be a southern gentleman and thank her kindly
>>158461841gross why did you sneeze into your hand and not your elbow??
>>158461880I didn't mean to sneeze into my hand, it was more of a reaction. I meant to just sneeze straight onto the glass.
>>158461865*dodges your tall boy to the applause of the audience*
>>158461893well fair enough just make sure to wipe your hand off on the glass
Not enough discussion pertaining to, apropos of or elaborating upon my New Jersey Devils
when is Gary gonna have an Uncs-only night for us Uncs to come out and enjoy a night at the barn?
I suspect the jet crash was a direct result of the New Jersey Devils.
The Ducks aren't very exciting any longer
>>158461959I blame weinerpeg
>black guy plays hockey>gets a penaltyThanks Gary
>>158462000gary accidentally sent the message "be sure the jets are destroyed" to his mossad contact instead of the officials for the carolina winnipeg game
>>158461959pretty sure it was due to icing.
>one of the best penalty kills I've seen in a while>gets another penaltyI was JUST starting to type about how impressed I was with that PK, Ducks, and you couldn't even finish it without embarrassing yourselves, could you?
>>158461973they had their exciting season :')
>>158462063got a pizza in the oven bro's now it's beer and mnf time
>thundering ref you suckGotta love it
just trucked the goalie
How did the Ducks go from making it the 2nd round of the offs last season to being complete garbage this season?
>>158462136Their medical staff is full of quacks.
>ref you suck chants>cheers the next time the reffies call a PP for that teamEvery. Single. Time.
Ducks trying the ol can't choke a lead if you don't have one till the end trick
>>158462170I laffed when the senator got tripped up by a ref while they were chanting ref you suck, and everyone started cheering
*starts the wave in their section*
>>158462170no one is principled. if people truly hated the refs they'd jeer every call.
sure that jet audio is tragic but people are acting like it's the worst thing ever recorded
>>158462190Panthers "fans" started doing it after they got their first penalty of the game. They had 6 PPs before that moment in the game.
damn I didn't even realize that shane "alpha male" wright was traded today
>>158462206It left me nonplussed.
>>158462222Did he get checked like you are right now?
>>158462206The worst part about it is the chick freaking out when the ATC is calmly trying to help them. Hope that guy on the other end of the line gets the help he needs. She didn't even give him a chance to speak outside of confirmations.
>>158462231he was probably checked for aids
>>158462222An alpha like Wright belongs on an alpha team like the preds.
Silly Ducks, you're supposed to put the puck into the net, not a duck.
>>158462303>>158462222I always trade for him in EANHL and have him as my AHL team's 1C.
>>158462232true but it's human nature to panic in times like that. rip to everyone desu but i agree hope he gets whatever help he needs
>>158462313based
THE QUACKBACK IS REAL
DUCKS CAN ONLY WIN WHEN THEY TRAIL
QQUUAAAAAAACKKKK!!!
wow, a rare moment where the fans yelling shoot actually worked out
Greer? I've been calling him Grier this entire time! Oh I've made a fool of myself!
don't hate the reffies so much now do ya???
Wrong team, anon.
>give up tying goal>Immediately commit dumb avoidable penaltyMany such cases
QUACK QUACK QUACK
>>158462390The reffies giveth, and the reffies taketh Such is the will of Gary.
>>158462402i was just about to ask what the official food of anaheim is
>>158462390>Tackle a dude>Get a penaltyGIVE THE REFS SOME CREDIT
>>158462411haven't had a restful night in over a decade
>>158462420It's actually bomb ass burgers
>>158462424Its because you always get a good day's sleep, isn't it? I'm not falling for your wordplay trickery.
>>158462444>It's actually bomb asperger's
>>158462459no it's because i'm an alcoholic with near crippling anxiety with continuous familial health issues and a full time job
>>158462477That's not a food m8
>>158462477jen
>>158462537It is if you're hungry enough.
>>158462477mcdavid's favorite
>>158462411Sleep tight, Aniki
WE BACK
Ottawa keeps making dumb penalties
QUAAACK
5v3 scaaaaaarStill gotta score on this next power play for sure tho
QUACK QUACK QUACKHAT TRICKQUACK QUACK QUACK
>>158462721AND CUTTER DID IT AGAIN
HONK HONK
ITS QUACKENING
anaheim plays really pretty hockey. they might be most skileld team
>>158462746They just need some grit. That's where they keep coming up short
>>158462746I like them but they are consistently mediocre
>>158462746Who is this boy?
DUCKIES!!!!
>>158462746it's crazy that quenneville's mind for the game is still so good that he turned a modern team of zoomers right around in one season
>>158462776she needs a ref costume
>>158462774they were already pretty good last playoffs didnt they>>158462776it's from Premier league Liverpool fan threads, sooxs or something.- prolly british
>>158462776If boys looked like that is he gay as fuck
>>158462822I wanted to believe that they'd humiliate the oilers
>>158462794i remember quenneville had that crazy winning streak record with Chicago back then. they barely lost any games in regular season
QUUUUUACK ATTACK
>Wright traded to Predators by Kraken for Woodnot a bad deal. how much lumber is seattle getting?
>>158462840but they did, vegas was too good
>>158462892>wood to seattleIsn't that like coal to newcastle?
Bro the duck just fought the red holding him back lol
>>158462949kek
Huomenta but the opposite
So this is the power of Sens without Ullcrap
Oh wait that was actually dirty as fuck
Should be game misconduct for Greer
why was he punching the ref?
>>158462991Ref got in his way like a bitch
>>158462991channeling his inner dennis wideman
So you can just lay on the ice pretending to be injured and it’ll result in a power play and a game misconduct for the guy that hit you?
>>158463039Yes. Players do it all the time when they get a charlie horse from a "knee on knee" and then return for the PP itself
>>158462981The sens need to invest in gay sex and therapy for poor Ullmark
ottawa and calgary look quite goodtoronto, kongs looking unusally bad. hopeless teamscarolina has 5on5 shots for against 60% far ahead any other team in the league, they are big favourite to win again the cup. they have yet only 2 losses too
>>158463066It was really bad last year in the playoffs
QUACK! QUACK!QUACK!
>>158463039Refs need to call them out on their bullshit
LIGHTNING MCQUEEN KACHOW
why come the ducks fans chant "hey hey hey" after a goal and not "quack quack quack"?
>it was 3-0
AJ Greer deserved to be elbowed in the head
>>158463119https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji9NPW3mi8oIt's from the goal song.
>>158463154i know the song. it feels like a missed opportunity to quack.
>>158463138Sens suck
my team should of drafted Linus Loob Trygg
>>158463154terrible band
How shit is Ottawa's pk?
>>158463181terrible post
>>158463181keep yourself safe
>>158463203one of the worst bands of the generation. it's funny too because they've got a bunch of albums but half their set these days is butchered covers instead if their own material.
and noodles has aids and can't tour
>>158463199very
>>158463199I've been told that when goals are scored on the PP, it's the refs' fault
>>158463180>should of>>158463181Yeah. They have a couple of good songs on Smash, but in general they're pretty bad. They did a lot of talking between songs when I saw them last summer too, so they know they don't have the material for a long show.If I never hear Pretty Fly For a White Guy ever again I would be happy.
>>158463223Sucks to live on planet retard, I guess.
>>158463282i didn't know you guys had interplanetary communication there
DUCKS WIN!
>muh atlanticinteresting result
>>158463377How exciting :3
can't believe my debbies still don't play until tuesday
>>158463405Man I want to get some ducks so bad, but they seem like a lot of work to keep.
>>158463457Chickens are probably easier
we are so back
What was that about the Super Nintendos still being a good team?
>>158463509super nintendo mogged the genesis in hindsight
>>158463421At least it's a guaranteed win
>>158463480chickens are generally easier for beginners, but ducks produce better eggs and require slightly less maintenance (they're foragers and don't need to live in coops)
randy knows a lot about cocks
i am NOT randy
>>158463527don't know about that, but it will be a true test to see whether or not >we are frauds or legit
>>158463487nice ducky
>>158463592>edmonton riding percentages, facing shitty teams and relying on mcdavid/draisaitl/bouchard to do all the scoring>3rd stringer in netIt's guaranteed win night
>>158463528Neat. I learned something new today
>>158463528Gotta be careful with ducks. Their webbed feet kill lawns.
WHL rebranding ideas:Everett PussylipsEdmonton Femboy Kings
>>158463688poopy duck water is also great for fertilizing :)it's especially useful for fruiting plants (tomatoes / peppers)
>>158463725fake news and chicken propaganda. chickens are substantially more damaging to lawns than ducks. chickens dig and scratch when searching for food, ducks tend to just graze. they may be messier, but they don't tear it up. plus chicken poo is high in nitrogen and ammonia, which can kill grass.
>>158463812ducks are stronger together, a mammoth is stronger by itself, a panter would /heem/ all of them
>>158463866what about gooses?
>>158463900The plural of goose is goosii.
>>158463911esl sorry, like i know, but didnt feel like it
>>158463620ty fren. feel free to save it
What about farming eagles?
>>158462746stop posting my soogsx on /sp/
>>158463911it's actually goosen, stupid esl>>158463900they are mostly herbivores and more evil than satan himself. they can be problematic if you have any plants you're trying to grow, because they'll eat them down to the nub. good for grazing and loud as shit, so they can be good security. they also require the most space for living, but on the positive side their eggs are massive but fewest in numbers compared to chicken. you probably already know they shit everywhere.
>>158464002i saw a BALD eagle at my parents house today
>>158464026>shityeah my parents are reeeeeeeing at them because of all the shit they generate but they fed ducks for decades and these aviary fuckers spread the word
>>158464063>these aviary fuckers spread the wordthey're smart as shit. much like crows. i wish i had a murder of them. crows are so cool.
>>158464042that was Pierre
