>>158470613Chiefs suck
I was right
>Fatspic Mutthomo>BRAPvis Kel-PEE>Cannot Walker>Candy Feed>Gayvier Unworthy>Gimped Nigger Chris "Big Bones" Jones>Hairybuns Buttkisser>The run-down backwater shithole of Missouri
Justin Herbert at this very second is having whatever is left of his seed being taken from him by a young Megan FoxThoughts?
It was a false startOffensive lineman can't catch passes
My Chargies!
>>158470630I want his time travel machine so I can get my seed harvested by teenage Megan Fox, go Pats!
>>158470590The most egregious thing about the threepeat was how much the NFL put their thumb on the scale that season. The Chiefs were 11-0 in one score games, which is just fraudulence pure and simple. Glad the league decided to stop forcing them though.
Why did Mahomes take a sack here to lose the game instead of throwing a TD to win the game?
You're staying home tomorrow, right?
hot mama mina!
BIG BEAR COCK IN TIGHT JAPPO CUNNYIT SLITS THE OTHER WAYFITS LIKE AN OJ GLOVE ON TRIAL DAYPOOR & UGGO FAGS NEED NOT APPLY
>>158470640They were a higher class Vikings from a couple/few years back. Where they kept winning these close games then got BTFO by Danny fucking Dimes in the playoffs. 2022, wasn't it?
Congratulations on your victory last night reffies reminds me of super bowl LV with the amount of reff regging
>>158470613>black man with autism>black homosexual manthe NFL is so inclusive these days!
>>158470646no im voting>b-b-b-but it doesn't matter!don't care, want my sticker. simple as
>>158470646I live in ohio and I heard the dems are pretty much guaranteed to win, so I'm just gonna stay home instead. A huge pain to go vote desu.
>As you know Kurt you have to own the data first. That takes time and effort during the week in study and memorization. I always call it reflexive recall. It's boring and at some level it takes some basic interest in the study. I don't feel like we demand that from QBs as much. Great athletes who rightfully say "I'm fine if the play doesn't work I'll make it work in the end with my legs". But the net result is super talented, yet unprepared, players to handle the whole picture. So when not prepared for all of it what do you do, you focus on the smaller more manageable things and hope it gets you by. But the quality of play is diminished sometimes by a large margin.Why are Boomer QBs shitting on these young QBs
>>158470645it collapsed on him quickly. few are saying this but he's not really as good as he used to be
this team still sucks
>>158470645He was running when the passing window opened. If the guard didn't immediately get bum rushed, he might have made the throw.
>>158470613Popcorn!
will the la bearos bring them out again for prime time?
i want a Coach like Payton. He gets passion out of people
>>158470646No, I'm voting blue down the ballot
Gayleb's bussy getting popped tonight mmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 'fraid so!
>>158470647
>lachoke brokenthumbIs the most the ravens have ever been dunked on?
The Lamar situation is gonna get ugly this offseason huh
i hope everyone has fun tonight :)
>>158470661Because he is right. Today's QBs are like 100x more athletic than QBs of yore and they play like they can just scramble and make magic or get a first down and it blows up in their face sometimes.
>>158470648But that doesn't explain why he dropped back with all the time in the world and threw a floater straight into triple coverage
>>158470661Because they see these guys get bailed out by roughing the passer, holding, illegal contact, or DPI calls then them having the gall to compare the players of yesteryear to today. I'd be pissed too if I had a hall of fame career that ended 20 years ago then see some faggot scramble for 15 minutes behind the line of scrimmage, throw the worst pass you've ever seen, get bailed out because a d lineman grazed his helmet with his pinky finger, then get told that guy was better than me.Real competitor shit.
Lanigger Blackwalkedoutonhisson
>>158470689i don't see how the ravens can justify paying him
>>158470702And there it is.
>>158470689Ravens will pay him because they have no choice
>>158470646There's no football on tomorrow, are you trying to trick me?
>he didn't vote by mail weeks ago
>>158470646I'm at the point where I despise the whole process and the idea that any one of these narcissistic cunts with messiah complexes is going to fix everythingI want NOTHING to happen. No new laws. No changes to existing laws. Don't raise taxes, don't lower taxes. Just leave shit the fuck alone and stop trying to "fix" it by just doing something different. That's how we got into this mess in the first fucking place, by chasing the hypothetical idea of "better" instead of just acknowledging that things were working as they were. Is everything better now? No? Then what was the fucking point? Just leave things as you find them before you make things worse
>>158470671Lip reader here.>Nigger. Big fat nigger LOL>Cmon Sean don't make this racial. Let's just focus on winning this game.>Nigger.>Stop it! Sean, you're gonna lose your job if one of the microphones picks up what you're saying!>Gross, smelly nigger. Dumb, too.
>>158470700>roughing the passer,these fucking calls have to stop. Reffies throw it WAY too many times a game.
>>158470661This is boomer cope dancing around the very simple >blackqb dilemma.
>>158470709>he votes
>>158470689We're going to have yet another offseason of retards suggesting that they have to trade him and Tyler Huntley should take over
>>158470713kek he definitely said these things
>>158470646fuck off bitchknees
>>158470719Remember when people were saying this and then Huntley got them knocked out out of the offs because he fumbled the ball for a 98 yard return?
Derrick Henry is going to retire ringless
>>158470681mina a dime fr fr
>>158470745could trade him to a contender. He probably has another decent year left in him
>>158470745I'm going to give Leyley a ring
>>158470745Many great players never win a sb
Jack Campbell still mysteriously undiagnosed yup it's over for his career
Rings don't matter
>>158470613Can black people have autism? Don't you have to like math?
bitchknees voted for Trump 3 times because he thought he'd lower the age of consent
>>158470770Chat is this true?
Throw kyler murray off the 35W bridge
It's over for my Ravens
>>158470700There's always some generational grumbling about how the new guys have it easier but in this case it's 1000% valid. Steve Young would throw for 5k yards and 40 TDs every season for like a decade straight under the new rules.Although to be fair that's kind of the case with every generation. I imagine Johnny Unitas or Otto Graham probably looked at early 80's games and thought "shit, these guy have it easy, you can't even clothesline people any more." I mean, have you guys seen footage of someone like Dick Lane? It was like pro wrestling out there for a while. Deacon Jones was allowed to intentionally slap people's helmets like an open-handed punch. The rules have always been progressively toning shit down. The question is if they should have stopped at some point
who is the most insufferable cunts on /nfl/? mina gooner, gk, or the seether?
>>158470792chikaner is the worst, most evil poster here by far
>buttkisser
>>158470804so seether?
>>158470807Idk who you're referring to. Nobody calls chikaner that
>>158470804>Forced memeWe don't care about your boogeyman from another general.
Who do the vikings trade for in the off season? hurts, lamar or herbert?
Is Jerry going to fire Schottenheimer this offseason? I'm leaning no because he likes coaches that will bend over for him.
>>158470816kiwi aka jffm aka flu spammer
>>158470818herbert can heroball and fits in the best with the vikings offensehurts is a bus rider and you'd have to be dumb to try and make lamar work with how fragile he is
>>158470787Probably. At least we can play spoiler at the end of the year with 4 straight division games. Maybe knock the Steelers or Browns out of the playoffs depending how the rest of the season goes
>>158470820He's definitely going to fire that DC lmfao
>the league didn't kill the rams when they had the chanceIt's over
>>158470787It was unironically over the moment Lamar got that extension. The ONLY chance the Ravens ever had was stacking the team while he was still cheap and healthy and hoping he would peak at the right time but instead he did the opposite. Now you're stuck with the older version that's starting to break down, is still unclutch, costs 10x as much as before and maybe kinda isn't as motivated because his money's guaranteed and he blames the team for his failures, not himself. If young hungry fully healthy Lamar couldn't get it done or really even come close why should anyone think the old and busted version with the massive cap hit ever will. Dumbasses should have traded him for like the four firsts they could have got a year or two ago. Instead they ran off Harbaugh, who is going to win more games with fucking JJ McCarthy than the Ravens will with Lamar this year
>>158470823Nah kiwi is fine. It’s only when he’s throwing a fit and pulls out the wojaks does he become annoying
Ravens are gonna need to semi rebuild or full rebuild with Lamar now
>>15847067112 men is a pretty bonehead penalty desu senpai.
>>158470851I don't think so. They're a pretty good team, they just need a QB to play more than half the games.
>>158470857Herbert? Shedaur?
Does anyone have the clip of Bo trying to get Mahomes attention so he can shake hands while Mahomes is clearly trying to avoid him and only stops after his trainer taps him on the shoulder?
Ravens = FlaccoMiami D = Lamar
>>158470823I think the kiwi is funny so I like him
https://www.wivb.com/news/local-news/fan-falls-from-100-level-at-highmark-stadium-taken-to-ecmc/lolThat didn't take long
it be like dat
>>158470864GG kid
>>158470646Absolute monarchy is the only government that has ever worked for a nation as large as the United States
>>158470792The Mahomes Schizo
>>158470879>>158470872>>158470864same poster btw
>>158470864He tried to flee (just like Chiefs fans did) however Bo Nix is the superior athlete and easily caught him
>>158470857The only one around is Mac Jones and Niners are not doing it
>>158470873Bills fans are jeet tier in their self injury antics.
>>158470788I agree it's not the normal case of "old man yells at clouds". It simply is easier to play Quarterback now. You are practically untouchable which is why mobility has skyrocketed in the scouting reports. Teams used to look for big, tall, durable, rifle armed QBs that process quickly but now if you can't run away from a DE or a blitzing safety/LB, you're toast in today's NFL. There's just no talent that has all of these things. Big, strong, durable, rifle arm, quick processor, AND runs a 4.5 40, with absolutely elite jukes. Something's gotta give and anyone can tell its the mental processing. Obviously I'm sure the league softened from 1950-1990, but the obscene protections we've seen in the past 10 years is absolutely insane. The past 10 years has done more damage than the past 80 before it. It's fundamentally changing the way the QB position is played.
Still upset about the Chiefs game. Not a full on melty tho.
>>158470891>>158470889
>Honey, stop fooling around in the bedroom and bring Tyrone in here! The Manningcast is about to start.
>>158470895
>>158470889>>158470896How would I post that many times so quickly and from 2 countries kek fucking schizo dumbass
>>158470892The niners would give away Mac probably for a second rounder. At this point there's only 10 games left, so you just gotta pray Purdy stays healthy. Having a good backup is nice, but if you can get good value out of your backup before he walks then you oughta do it. If Purdy gets hurt for a couple/few weeks then that's just the way it is.
>>158470840Very racist post
>espn is hitching their wagon to Joe fucking BuckDisney continues to make bad decisions.
Controversial opinion I just plain don't like black people
Caleb will have this game wrapped up by halftime
>>158470920
>>158470923Well we've seen him play a real defense against Minnesota and that didn't go too well for him.
>>158470920They should hire Bernie Kosar as his broadcast partner.
Wrap up this bussy by halftime
steve young? more like steve old lol
Colts fire sale?
>>158470929>in a monsoon
>>158470894Interesting, why would the nfl want to change the nature of the most high profile position?
Sam Darnold will win today because he has the correct genetic makeup
Bo Nix is so bad it disrespects the position of Quarterback.
Brady scored nearly 60 in rain
Herbie can't win with these cats
if I was the ravens, would probably grit my teeth and talk turkey to the cardinals about jacoby brissett
>>158470656mindbroken coastnigger cope kek
Is Josh Allen the most fuckable QB in the league?
>>158470656What's the prompt for this?
da bears make ya seethe?
>>158470965I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than give even a 7th round pick for that nappy haired monkeyshine
I'm going to Burger King and the supermarket you guys want anything?
>>158470968him or goff
>>158470945I legitimately think it's for optics. I know the theory floats around for more black QBs, and while I wouldn't put it past them I just think it's to make the sport appear "safe" and encourage more offense. It's backfiring because non contact injuries are running rampant on less durable QBs, and QB play is getting worse due to them panicking and running away once the pocket even begins to collapse. Elite players of the past knew how to make subtle movements to buy that .25s needed to let a route develop, but these guys are just too quick so now they just run for 10 seconds behind the LoS.
who do you like tonight
>>158471001This one girl
>>158470929He had them in scoring position multiple times and the Vikings needed a lucky fumble and Caleb getting injured to escape.
>>158471007How big's her cock?
I miss Andrew luck now there was a man with autism
>>158471001the team that scores the most points
>>158470997how does qb non-development in high school and college factor into this. the qbs in college don't look like theyre any good anymore
can Tanner McKee become elite with the right weapons?
>>158471013About the length of your tongue, roughly 3.5 inches.
>>158471019i dont know, he looks like a big doofus
>Danny Jones after hearing they just traded away the best guard in the league
>>158471001Reffies tonight and every other night
The ball will be thrown tonight, some injuries may occur, there might be some turnovers, ultimately the team that scores the most points will win, if they both have the same points it'll end in a tie, wives will be beaten.
>>158470613Black people can’t have autism. Notice that every first world country is some shade of red.
>>158470792the brown mahomo slurper
>>158471034ha ha lol faggot kill yourself
>>158471008>the vikings didn't really hold them to 3>they just forced a turnover!>he just got hurt!Cope. They scored 3 fucking points. Why was Carson Wentz allowed to score more in a monsoon?
>>158471033Seems like a really stupid decision.If you're going to rebuild you should keep the o-line intact
>>158470988*OFFICIAL BURGER KING POWER RANKINGS*1. BK Stacker2. Loaded Steakhouse Burger3. Double Cheeseburger4. Onion Rings5. Whopper /w Cheese6. Medium Dr. Pepper7. Rodeo Burger...8999. French Fries...9001. Original Chicken Sandwich9002. Original Whopper...900000003. Bacon King...9999999999999999999999999. Chicken Fries
>>158471037Hmmm I don't know
>>158470891Mahomes didn’t want Boo Nix’s bad quarterback skills to rub off on him
>>158470894This is also what happens when you don't have a minor league. When college acts as your minor league, you don't have an intermediate level dedicated to teaching the fundamentals of play. It's why some coaching trees believe in truly sitting rookie QBs, just so they can develop the proper QB habits and principles.
>>158471038Also explains why Africa never discovered blacksmithing.
>>158471041Na im going to Burger King instead >>158471049Very based. I love those little rodeo burgers I always get a big boy burger like a steakhouse or triple whopper then add on a rodeo
>>158471018High school and college are even more of a crapshoot because HS players are just the most athletic/biggest kids in the school whereas 99% of the teams they play on and face will probably work at H&R Block. The same goes for D1 college since any great D1 teams have what, less than a half dozen pro-ready players? Relying on athleticism for the most cerebral position in the sport is a recipe for inconsistent pro play, where EVERYONE is good enough to be a professional because they're all professionals at their absolute physical peak.It's one thing to do this for say a running back or defensive end where physicality is so much more important, but the QB position requires mental quickness, and diluting that with "just run away" fucks scouts up.
>>158471065Africans were doing metallurgy as far back as 1000 BC and yes I mean subsaharan Africans.
O H HL A W DAWD
>INACTIVES FOR MNFBEARS QB Case Keenum (emergency third quarterback)RB Kyle MonangaiOL Jordan McFaddenOL Jordan van den BergDL Jayden LovingDB Malik MuhammadSEAHAWKSQB Drew Lock (emergency third quarterback)RB Velus JonesWR Rashid ShaheedG Beau StephensOT Charles CrossDT Brandon PiliLB Uchenna Nwosu
>>158471008>He had them in scoring positionHow many points is this worth?
>>158471087>velus joneslol
I'm having it my way
>>158471095Yeah by this logic my niners didn't ACTUALLY lose to the falcons! They turned the ball over in scoring position twice! They definitely would have gotten 2 TDs guaranteed and won the game and been 7-0!!!Except they didn't because they fucked up, so they lose.
>>158471087All literalwhos
troy aikman looks so hungover
>>158471111If Jerry Jones had any balls he'd summon Gruden to whip that pack of faggots into shape.
Good evening fellow /sp/ecial eds.
Why is it dark at 6pm now
You rule /nfl/
>>158471113Burger King burgers are legitimately delicious. I like the smoky taste.
>>158471132do they use kangaroo meat?
>>158471132You're eating those all by yourself while your pregnant gf watches. That's psychotic.
is Mina still responding condescendingly to everyone who makes a post about shitbert on X (formerly Twitter)
Does Baker like Mario Party? cause he won yesterday by doing absolutely nothing
>>158471049>family hates burger king>never once taken there as a kid>fast forward to 2020, decide I want to try a whopper for the first time>the convict handed me my chicken nuggies and half and half fries but didnt give me my whopper>decide not to drive all the way back, nuggets were terrible and figure its fate telling me not to eat BKMcDonalds fucked everyone and got rid of their free AMOE for the mcdonalds game, so I got mad and went to Burger King on a whim...Ive eaten probably 10 whoopers in the last 3 weeks, they are so fucking good.Ill never step foot in a mcdonalds again
any word on that lions player
>>158471159he did more than penis jr (by doing less)
>>158471106based
Dear God please deliver unto sam darnold a career ending injury tonight
>>158471166>lions playerBarry Sanders. And no, hes not coming back
>>158471166He's "resting". Career probably over but he's not dead.
>>158471166Funeral tomorrow
>>158471166I dont give a fuck if hes paralyzed or not, but he needs to fucking figure it out. NFL loves to ruin the game in kneejerk reactions to shit like this.
>>158471166heem sleepy
>>158470719I dont think thats happening after people getting plenty of Huntley to watch next season. But the draft qb debate could be there depending on their record
Is he fucking retarded, senile, or betting on the games? He said his decision not to start LG Kingsley was not punishment, so why bench him for a shitty backup?! >Kingsley has only allowed 5 pressures all season >the bum he replaced him with allowed 5 pressures in the game>and gave up the game losing sack49ers give us Shanahan and we'll give you whatever you want.
>try to little bro a fellow QB>immediately get cursed Who will be the next one to try it?
>his mere presence causes the entire back 7 to fly in his direction on snap and give up a touchdown, despite the fact he only plays ~5 plays a gameHow do you gameplan for him?
Jeffery Simmons sounds like the name of a scrawny white Geek Squad employee
>>158471166...
>>158471200texans suck and just traded a 2nd round pick for a wr3
>>158471200PLEASE keep it down. Dak is asleep.
Send kyler murray to meet the Edmund Fitzgerald
*runs the rock in you're path*
>>158471166Liberty Biberty
>>158471224>herbert
I still like Mike McDaniel, hes gonna be a great assistant OC on whatever good team picks him up
>>158471224are the steelers succeeding by.. not having rodgers do anything?
>Rap: Lamar Jackson (right thumb) likely to miss rest of the season.
>>158470891Bo telling Pat he's the Goat
>professional Spanish soccer player dies on pitch after collisionWhy are euros so soft? This is a normal collision in the NFL
>>158471235Herbert's dropoff needs to be studied. He is the absolute worst QB in the league. A couple years ago you'd have to send a wave of picks for the Chargers to even entertain the idea of him leaving. Now it's the opposite, you need to give another team picks and pray they'll take him. He is just absolutely fucking horrendous. I can't wait for another QB to get on this team and get even 1 win.
Sources tell me Derrick Henry wants to reunite with Vrabel, and Patriots are willing to get him for the right price.
>>158471224I'm so tired bros
>>158471224my joey burrow
>>158471241This dude fucking sucks. He ruined two starting QBs. He should be selling teenagers drugs.
Does anyone else think this game is gonna be a slurper?Everyone is hyping it up so much, its going to end up being shit
How can I get a hold of whoever the GM is since the bulb head got fired and get Keenum back to my KANGZ? I knew in 2017 when I was the only one mad that they weren't keeping him and getting Cousins.Cousins is good at stats but has ZERO magic. Keenum is all over the board but his magic is off the charts. He clearly still has that magic at 38 years old. LEAGUES better than the mulatto midget who sounds like a 6'5 southern White cowboy
>>158471276I hope it's a shootout but I feel like the Bears blow them out
>>158471272that guy is funny as hell though. him and Gruden coaching a team would be peak memes.
>>158471286>gayleb blowing out the number 1 defense on the roadkek not happening
>>158471272he made tua a lot of money, and herbert is and has been shit
seahawks will win
>>158471286>Bears>blowing out the best defense in the league>blowing out a team that has by far rhe best record in the NFL in home primetime games (over 70%)
It's too bad Bahamanon got killed by that hurricane. He'd be so excited to see Herbert's drastic regression.
Red jew blue jew which jew are you voting for?
>>158471305>he doesnt know the NFL is rigged, and that chicago are one of the new golden teamslol
>>158471308I'm writing in my favorite vtubers
>>158471312Ex Bears fan here, this team is retarded and worthless enough to find a way to lose even with rigging. It's happened before.
>>158471132I thought this was called hungry jacks or whatever over there?
>>158471276Seahawks are gonna work Caleb into a shoot and then it'll end up being a crush match. It's just good business
>>158471322You're thinking of Australia. New Zealand it's still called Burger King. Hungry Jacks does have a slightly better menu too ngl
>>158471325>Seahawks are gonna work Caleb into a shootI dont think he was gang affiliated before the NFL
>>158471312gayleb is burning all their DEI refball by refusing to cover up a logo kek
>>158471342NFL told him to channel Jim McMahon to build hype
Reminder that there are only 2 teams that the Seahawks every do shoot-out games with:1. The Lions2. The BuccaneersI cannot tell you why this is so, but it is so. >t. knower of ball
I already hate niggers but even moreso when they have retarded names like zadavious quintarius iii
ok hunter
>>158471356It's because Goff and Baker are HIM tier and always play up to their opponents
fucking christ, ravens are in desperation mode
Glad the Josh Allen vs Lamar debate has finally been solved.
>>158471371
>>158471371They wanted Tyson Bagent. Things are dire
my NEW & IMPROVED Bearsies finna bootyblast this shitattle teamOWARI DESU GOOZAIMASU TSUNAMI BANZAI KEN-SENSEI
who is making the game thread
>>158471399you
are running backs allowed to absolutely soak themselves in Vaseline before games? i would absolutely do that...
>>158471399Ryback
>>158471400im banned from making threads, i can only post replies
>>158471401fans are, I know that for a fact
>>158471410what section?
>>158471408>im the thread police>im also banned from making threads KYS
>>158471401caleb concentrate on the game
>>158471420where did i attempt to police a thread? youve lost your marbles. you are also retarded cause they dont ban people from making threads. dont ever reply to me again
The bears were better with trubisky at least he was straight
>>158471429Looks like you're gonna have to cut it off
chargie girls
>>158471443>>158471443>>158471443Gamebussythread
>>158471433white adjacent too
>>158471371Is Mac Jones that hard to get? Think I would take Jameis over pooa
>>158471430KYS faggot
Getting a Gayleb meltdown kind of game like a few interceptions and fumbles
>>158471449I don't think the 49ers are gonna trade Mac at all unless the offer is retarded. Purdy is good but he has been injured and missed time and Mac has shown the ability to run the offense in his absence.
>>158471356They lost a shootout with Marcus Mariota this year
>>158471487Not a shootout. A bad game.
>>158471371kek we would get herbert tua on monday night in two weeks
>>158471429>>158471434Smashed mine under a metal door in college while drunk. It turned black and then fell off a month later. Grows back tho no need to worry.
>Your team>how does it feel not having the best tight end in football?RaidersI wouldn't know
Should the Cowboys trade Dak Prescott?
>>158471429Ouch what happened?
>>158470661purely socioeconomic factors
Campbell status?
Why do women hold grudges so much longer than men?
>>158471371good lord
>>158470929>i-i-it was raining when only the bears were on offense!!! an-an-and gayleb got hurt with 20 seconds left in the game!!!!!
>>158471414my living room
people are not nearly impressed enough with my Bucs running game yesterdayThe Falcons had the #4 rushing defense in the NFL, they l knew the Bucs were going to run the ball literally every single down, and they still couldn't do shit to stop it
2027 NBA Finals2027 Final Four2027 NHL Finals2027 NHL Winter Classic2027 IIHF World Championship2027 World Series2027 World Cup2027 US Open2027 Wimbledon Championship2027 PGA Championship2027 Masters Tournament2027 Daytona 5002027 Indianapolis 5002027 Kentucky Derby2027 Belmont Stakes2027 Westminster Dog Show2027 Tour de France2027 NYC Marathon2027 Winter Olympics2027 Pan Am Games2027 Commonwealth Games2027 World’s Strongest Man2027 Rose Bowl2027 Cotton Bowl2027 Orange Bowl2027 Super Bowl, right? Nope.Super Bowl XMCLVIXMLVXMXVIWait, let me call up my 2000 year old Roman uncle for a translation... Ahh.. He says that says Super Bowl 75. Wait, so it's not 2027 in roman numerals? It's named after how many Super Bowls have been played? What? Why? No one cares how many Super Bowls have been played. It is completely irrelevant how many have been played. What matters is what year it was played in.Someone says, "Hey, you know what happened in Super Bowl 36..." Okay, so.. wait, what year was Super Bowl 36 played in? Wait.. let me look up the first Super Bowl to find the year it was played in. Then let me add 35 to that year. Okay, so, I think maybe I know what year Super Bowl 36 was played in. I could be off by a year because math and a variety of other reasons, so I am not really sure what Super Bowl is Super Bowl ##.But, you know what would make the most common sense? Here's an idea... just call it the fucking 2027 Super Bowl, you dizzy pretentious bimbos.
REFFIES SAVE ME FROM THE GHOSTS AAAAAAAH
>>158470613Who else is on the list? I would have thought Russell Wilson but he's just corny.
>>158472145don't post anymore
>>158472270ditto
>>158472145>2027 World Series
>>158470613you will never be japanese faggot
>>158472619heh fuckin boreball
>>158470717>>158471554yeah, if it was honest it would read like this>these black quarterbacks just run around behind the line of scrimmage for 15 seconds waiting for the coverage to break down or they run the ball. It works well when they're young but football ages you fast. When these black quarterbacks get older they can't use their legs to make plays and they spend a lot of time injured.
>>158472674thank fucking God
>>158470840You’re right but the problem is that team that sells for him is probably a qb away and wins or get a chip purely with a good roster and the GM would get sacked plus the ravens would then have to get a top three pick which means going 2-15 and hit on a QB or trade for one like the rams and stafford
my qb takes percs, does yours?
>>158471598I still want to kill my childhood bullies and I'm 35
>>158473254kwab
>>158471248Bo telling the geezer that he was electrifying back when he could run fast.
How does blo dix keep winning games? Fucker is 30–12 in the NFL
>>158473455>Hey, bro, I watched you when I was a kid!Honestly more savage than the nameplate check lol.
>>158472235I think Russell Wilson has something wrong with him, but it's not autism. I'm not a psych guy with all the labels, that guy has a screw loose though.
>>158473160I can't see my QB ever doing anything but drinking socially. Maybe a cigar at a wedding or something like that.
>>158473254How did you have bullies? I got picked on a few times, immediately threw punches, and ended up friends with those guys.
>>158473487He's just a fuckin prick is what's wrong with him.
I feel like Nix is a moneyball champ. He's the right quarterback at his price, and that money pads out the rest of the team.
Sam Darnold sucks ass.
>>158474041kangz weren't wrong to move on from him since no one could expect him to have the turnover free playoff run he had
>>158473487It's called messiah complex
This game has really convince me that the only thing keeping the Cheifs from being pure mid is Kenneth Walker. They got dominated by the sea hawks when good teams or title contender have played them equal or beat them
>hire "defensive guru" HC>defense is giving up 30+ ppg>can't even properly evaluate him because the defense is old and washed>o-line fucking sucks>lost 3 QBs >your franchise QB seems to be injury prone >henry is finally slowing down>kicker is injured too>lamar is looking for a new contract and has an $84,000,000 cap hit next season how fucked are the ravens?
>>158474207>if you have a good passing and running game, the defense can't sell out to defend one of thesefirst day, huh?
team of destiny
>>158474207Walker is the only one keeping the Chiefs from being bottom feeders. Every game Walker doesn't dominate, the Chiefs lose.11-6 finish, wildcard exit. Digits confirm.
>>158474369Why did they do nothing about their receiver core ?
>>158474366you're going to get BTFO by the lions who then get BTFO by the niners
>>158474311Not too fucked because all this means is that they're going into a real rebuild. Better to do that with a younger new coach than an old coach.
but why? danny isn't the future so might as well play Anthony Richardson
Troy Aikman vs Joe buck in a street fight who wins the commentator spot?
not sure if the bears are good or the hawks are bad
Brady returns to jew england Sunday to call the israeliots game, how loud will the kvetching be?
Feels like the AFC playoff picture is clear. West North and East will be 2 team divisions, and the West and East have no competition from 3rd or 4th. I guess we can pretend the Browns run this thing out as contenders, but I think we all know that won't happen. Cincy is the better team with the easiest remaining sched in football, so they win the AFCN and Steelers are WC. Jags cruise and the West division battle prolly goes down to the wire, tho I still don't really trust the Broncos even tho I probably should? They're just so unconvincing a lot of the time.
>>158474766The Seahawks only have a defense and the Bears have the kind of offense built to break that defense. They're both only good at one side of the ball.
way to disappoint mina, seattle
>>158474817Browns or Raiders are getting the 7 seed.
>>158474859adding a 7th seed was a mistake
>>158474859I would love that, but I don't see it happening. Especially the Raiders who are kind of a mess despite Cousins balling out. Jeanty just no shows some weeks for whatever reason. Browns have a decent D but they're so limited offensively I suspect they'll derail sooner than later.
>>158474900So was the 17th game but the NFL wants more money.
Gentlemen, the game is a thing of terrible consequence. It is older than the stadium, older than the league, older than the men who first took the field believing themselves masters of its laws.We stand upon this field not as men, but as custodians of the rules. The ball is spotted. The clock is running. And what is a man, if not the sum of the penalties he has committed?There will be holding. There will be unnecessary roughness. There will be men who reach across the line of scrimmage and deny having done so. They will plead their innocence, but we have seen the film. We have always seen the film.For the flag is eternal, gentlemen. It does not sleep. It does not forgive. It merely waits.And when the final whistle sounds, when the victors have departed and the vanquished curse the heavens, we shall remain. Five men in striped shirts, beneath the empty lights, measuring the distance between the hash marks.First down.
The Seahawks need to cut Sam Darnold.
>>158471242Jaylen Warren randomly evolved into Barry Sanders Jr. this season.Shoutouts to out Mike Tomlin for wasting half of his career sitting him in favor of Najee Harris. Like I knew this lil nigga was good I didn't know he was this fucking good Jesus Christ Mike what the fuck?
screen passes work?
>you've moved the ball well but the "opponent" had a late score, what can you tell your team going into halftime?>your offense played well and scored "x" points to lead your team to a victory, how are you feeling right now?>you just led a game winning touchdown drive, how do you feel right now?>you just took the division lead, can you explain how you're feeling right now?what is even the point of sideline reporters? the most generic qs designed for the most generic cliche answer. there is no value to the viewer, if anything it's net negative as it wastes our time. I'd rather watch an extra erectile dysfunction pharma ad than some stupid bitch asking stupid questions.
>>158470613Aaaaandddd.....NEEEEEEWWWWW number one team in the NFL.....your Chicago Bears (what the fuck).
>>158475074What are they supposed to ask? "Hey coach what's good to eat around here"?
>>158475103I'm not asking what they're supposed to ask, I'm asking why they even exist. Literally the only valuable reason I can think of is in game injury reports, and that should probably be the entire job.
chicago might have some gamers
Scorigami is gay
>has no pocket awareness >wasn't even aware her threw a pickdarnold fucking sucks
>>158475033Yes
>>158475130It's for casuals and tourists, not people who watch football.
>Burrs are winning it all powered by Ditka's ghost It's over anons, first the Knicks and now this.
>>158475123it's for sound bites. plus sometimes they say something interesting
SAME OLDBEARS
>>158475064screens used to be such a weapon against a blitz and they were great at slowing pass rushes down. Then sometime between 2010 and 2015 D lineman turned into giganiggas that were like 6-5 290 with 4.4 speed and screens just stopped working 75% of the time.
You did pick the Bears to win, right? Am I amongst ball knowers?
What a difference Simmons makes. Bears have to be Super Bowl favorites now right?
hawks aren't going to admit defeat and will still play to win getting a starter injuredscreencap this
>he hasn't posted mina yet itt
>>158475203I did, but I didn't really expect this game. Darnold is a weak link on an all-star team, so I figured he'd throw a pick or two and Bears would win. Did not see the Bears just kicking their ass like this.
>us 12s
>"We don't need a running game, we won the super bowl because we of SAM DARNOLD"Kekaroo
>>158475207>embarrassing the reigning champions makes you a contender Nah.
Is K*wi gonna name his kid Patrick now that he will have a mutt of his own?
>>158475207They're among them but not favorites. AFC is loaded.
>>158475238I thought it would be a 27-24 type of game with the Bears squeaking by. I knew they would play well on offense but I wasn't sure how much the pass rush would affect Caleb's ability to make big throws.
>>158475130It's reddit so yes
On the plus side, JSN looks like he'll break Megatron's receiving record
Wow, caleb really is the second best quarterback in the NFCN
based Sam Dilfer reaffirming that wins are not a qb stat
>mfw refs are being retarded in my vicinity
It's worth noting that Joe Burrow is a better QB in hostile away environments than at home. He has:>13 tds 0 ints on the road>7 tds 6 ints at home, 3 of which were to the same Titan on SundayThis tracks with his career where they've beaten a lot of good teams on the road in the playoffs. Is their home environment that bad, or is he just a psycho?
ok but for real, what the fuck was wrong with the refs today
FOR FUCKS SAKE BENCH DARNOLD MCDONALD YOU FUCKING MORON.
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>>158475389i swear they're getting worse each week
I don't understand why Goodell is so desperate for a poverty franchise like da burrs to be a contender this year, someone explain it to me
So NFCCG is bears 49ers right? Would that get good ratings?
Unserious team
>>158475434it will be niners - lions
>>158475434Vikings-Niners
>>158475434It's an 80s throwback.
>>158475434Niners Lions
>>158475465i don't understand
>throw the ball to JSN>win>try to pretend you have a run game>losewhy do the hawks keep picking option #2?
>actually, it's the Seahawks who have the best def-ACK
>>158475442Imagine being the seattle defense and this is your offense
>>158475434It will be Buccs vs Vikings
>>158475434Rams-Niners
>>158475434Wions-Giants inshallah
>>158475434Anything with the niners will.
Why are the bears 0-2 in their division?Backup QB wasn't a problem against the eagles.
>>158475489>rams
Who hired that bald retard from Frisco?
Apparently the seahawks have a really good defense? Haven’t watched them at all this year. Looked pretty routine for the Bears
>>158475506>against the eaglesHave you seen the Eagles.
Its timehttps://youtu.be/BnwmxJ6RDHw?si=BC9dVrZAmSKETHIj
FUCK YOU TITANSFUCK YOU YOU GAVE THE BEARS THE NFC
I've never seen victory formation when a team has three time outs.
>>158475474The 49ers and Bears played each other in the NFC championship game twice in the 1980s.
Well /nfl/? What did we learn today?
Still Number 1 in the NFC North btw.
Darnold completed 17/34 and lost 34-17
>Seacucks are 4-4>Rums Super Team is 3-4
Even when the Chiefs don't play he seethes about them.
>>158475569The nfl wants the bears in the superbowl and the refs got the callAnd seattle has a broncos tier offense
>Zero playoff wins against non-divisional opponents in 16 years
>>158475570>.5 games ahead of secondPrepare your angus, da Bears are coming
>no SCORIGAMI >no QBgamilame
>Poles smile>Restored
Tonight on Monday Night Football, the Chicago Bears beat the NFL Refs featuring the Seattle Seahawks cameos
>>158475570based
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How scared are you of da Bears?
>>158475582>so if we stay in arlington, you will bring us a ring?>thanks for your cooperation on this matter
One more week before we're halfway through the season
>>158475442kek, sideline had to tell shartnold he just threw a pick.
>>158475582>>158475601Mad at the refs?
Nelson somehow ended up in an worse offense. The Seahawks have no quarterback, no running backs, and no offensive coordinator.
>>158475601or maybe the bears are a poorly coached and undisciplined team
The Titans got fleeced
>>158475601>1/11 on 3rd downYikes. Cringe even.
>>158475607>MY steelies
>>158475608Jeffrey Simmons looks worth the trade mmhmmmm gonna be ass fucking a lot of O lines if he doesn't chimp out
>>158475591>loses in da rain to my Kangz who had their back up QB playing the WHOLE game.kwab
>>158475618>Titans won the trade
>>158475434Vikings vs packers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6BVLLzou2k
>>158475601It's so bad that this doesn't tell the whole story either. 2 of those flags wiped out 1 sacks. One of those flags undid AN INTERCEPTION. And at least 3 of those flags gave the Seahawks new life on 3rd down due to phantom holding.Why is NFL rigging so hard against the bears? Are they afraid of Caleb?
Sam darnold is a fucking gourd pretending to be a QB
>>158475607>Entire NFC North there outside the packersAs god intended.
>>158475607my steelies :)
>>158475626Yeah. Looked really good on those TD plays xheattle managed to score. Retards should have traded for a CB.
>>158474311Why does he look indian?
The Bears are the blueprint.
>>158475610
Is it even controversial to say Simmons is the best DT in the league right now? Dude looked insane.
>>158475658How many division titles does this DEI hire have?
>>158475582Cope you seething bitch lmaooooo
>>158471132I heard BK is better now can any other Anons confirm?
>>158475631Heh
>>158474311you give lamar an extension big truss
>force Darnold to actually play qb>double nbgiga-jbga so he doesn't beat you by himself>easily windamn it really is that easy
>>158475607>@miami>in dangerlol
>>158475620You're a fucking moron. The league is clearly having something against the bears for no reason This happens EVERY WEEK
Crush kyler murray under the spoon and cherry
bears makin ya seethe?
I think Caleb's next transformation will happen when he shortens his motion, probably the offseason. But man he does throw a pretty ball. When his feet are set and mechanics are right he's the closest thing to Joe Burrow's accuracy. He's good now and nowhere near his ceiling. If he learns the prime Aaron Rodgers ability to reset and sling it in one motion on the run he'll win an MVP. Big if, but he's a lot better than I ever thought he'd be. He threw some beautiful seeds tonight.
my jeffie reffies!
>>158475652>NFL already replaced Mahomes vs. Allen with Caleb vs. MayeNFL is going to be working overtime to get the AFC East to play the NFC North every other year
>>158475677Then they should stop playing like blacks and start playing like Whites.
>>158471272Acting like Flores also didn't say Tua was shit
>>158475664Seahawks were so bootyblasted they made a go fudgepackers sign before the game ended lol
>the giants are the only NFCE team with a winning record
>Seahawks trade for Nelson>O line gets worse
>>158475677That just means your team cheats more retard
>>158475663Bears won the division in his 3rd year (which was last season), and will probably win it this season.
>get xfinity wifishield so glowies and police departments can hack your router data and know all your comings and goings!
Seahawks GM opened up the bank vault to 2020s Trent Dilfer.
>>158475676AnyGivenSunday
The Bears beat both participants in last year's Super Bowl in back to back weeks and didn't trail in either game.
>>158475692I don't think its really fair to compare this game though. Bears might have the best front 7 in the league.
0-2
>>158475658KING poles
Jesterguild absolutely mogging the rest of the league rn
Hmmmm chat is thia real
>>158475694The NFL is rigging against usEvery week we have to play 2 teams at once. Whatever team we're supposed to play and the refs It's fucking ludicrous at this point
>>158475694Defend the delay of game call ref bootlicker
>>158470613Seahawks fan hereMan we fuckin suck bros
>>158475682Marino's motion is God-Tier status and I don't think anyone will ever top it, ever. It's like Cal Ripken's consecutive game streak. Nobody will ever have a prettier motion than Marino.
>>158475707fudgepackers deserve the rope
Bears look good. Too bad they’re quarterback is a homo
Sean Payton just smoking a blunt on the sidelines when? We know he does it
my Bucs are gonna bootyblast the Bears on national television next week
>>158475702its crazy how we went from Maye vs. Gayleb kino to...>panthers vs. packers>ravens (tanking) vs. jags>commies vs. gnats>clots vs. texansoh well
>all teams commit the same number of penalties therefore penalty ratio proves refball and i will endlessly post itcan you faggots cut it out? be retarded in a less formulaic, more amusing way
>>158475712That means that the Lions are due for a bootyblasting
>>158475702that 'go 'za could use some spinach
>get bought by jeets>immediately turn to shit many many many such cases
>>158475723i just want them to keep running the ball *every* play until this meme reaches a natural conclusion. I fucking love it.
>>158475713Remember all those sliding hits on Justin Fields they chose not to call? Bears are the new Lions
>HOLDING>10 YARD PENALTY AGAINST THE BEAR>BECAUSE I SAID SO
Pretty embarrassing for a recent Superbowl winning team
>>158475714Okay you cheated and got caught 12 times
>>158475727Wions have the better QB and HC thobeit
I hope one of these guys win the owl it would be funny
So who's missing the playoffs in the NFCW? Barring a complete collapse my $(ers should be a lock for the division so it's a 2 way race between the hawks and the rams
>>158475607>>158475643>every cat team there except the panthersnot worth the tradeoff tbdesu
>>158475720No proof
>>158475726See>>158475638Darnold should have had 2 picks and the Seahawks should have had less than 10 pointsHow can you defend those flags being thrown every time the bears get a big play?
>>158470646Lmao. No.If disgusting ass Serbs can throw out the grifters and scum controlling them, then Americans can.
trying to win when half your gameplan is minimizing the damage your own qb does to you is crazy. That run Darnold went on last postseason was a miracle
>defense carries team to a title >pay off the QB who nearly shit the whole thing away multiple times you get what you fucking deserve shitattle
>>158475742You lost cuck
>Top 4 quarterbacks by rating are all white guys
>>158475751Panties/Burrs NFCCG is a lock
max comfy with the fellas
>yea nice win faggot but last time i played them i completed 100% of my passes kek learn ball fucking mongrel
>>158475752Hawks and Cards miss. Rams squeak in and their geriatric super team gets bounced out of the wildcard.
>>158475754The facts speak for themselves
>>158475783what were their wives doing during this?
>>158475677Ben Johnson is arrogant and can get sloppy. He's brilliant at times but his ego will be his undoing.
>>158475783>she made them pose with the pizzas before eating them just to post this onlinewhoever the husband is is in a bad place
>>158475762He was good on the viqueens though
>>158475752Both of them. The entire NFCN gets in instead.
>>158475743See you on Thanksgiving
>>158475786Good one dude
>>158475786Goff looks like he's on chemo in this picture
Caleb Williams is still a queer gimp who's never been past the divvy round
>>158475792they were going out to the bars for "drinks with friends"
>we purposely trained him wrong as a joke
Why are there so many bears fans in Seattle? Shameful turnout for the reigning super bowl winners
NFCS should give up their playoff spot to a more deserving team.
>>158475676It means if the lions lose they'll be out of the club, retard. The safe teams will stay regardless.
>>158475799he turned right back into a pumpkin at the end even prior to the playoffs
>>158471371Wait weren't those fuckers also looking at Bagent? I mean they can have Bagent.
>>158475807The Seahawks lost.
>team gets massive refball in their favor all game>reffies make a few worthless makeup calls in garbage time for the other team>refball team now genuinely thinks they were the victim of refballshameless
>>158475646>half a game behind the trio of teams leading the leaguewtf how
sorry to all bears and caleb haters. Maybe they’ll lose next week :)
>>158475818Xeattlefags are so cucked
>>158475809Stream that film if you're so great
>Bucs vs Bears Sunday NightHonestly a kino matchup
>>158471292>>158471305
>>158475809Someone in the Seahawks organization thought they were a real genius poaching San Francisco's "talent" only for it to look like he's a fucking Jed York trailer park pimp double agent.
>>158475823They weren’t prepared for this
>>158475818it happens every time
bro these american political ads are dark as shit
>>158475829Not really. Bucs will win by double digits if not triple digits
time for baking
>>158475836Gonna be some heads tossing and turning
>>158475829Bears put up 90 on them
>>158475807why so seethey mate the zesty qb is way less annoying than bums like mahomos or fake gaye, for one he's actually talented
>>158471292>>158471300>>158471305Oof
>>158475818Melty
>>158475700>>158475812
make the next thread bussy themed
>>158471371brisket just lost his job, surely he's a better option
there will never be a new thread
>>158470689Lamar for Herbert straight up
>>158475865Anthony Recker
>>158475702TRVTH NVKE
New>>158475883>>158475883>>158475883
>>158471371Hasn't Tua famously never won a game in cold weather?
>>158475890He also famously turned his own brain into mashed potatoes
>>158475809He was calling plays from the stands
>>158475913I think it was the defenders who did that
>>158475807Coward
