/hard/ formally /heem/heemvious>>158466927I got you sorted b>>158477061
Hokit gon wobble Gane then rush in too crazy and get stopped with a check left hook. I can see it
>>158477173hokit ain't wobbling Gane bappa. hes gonna get lit up from distance.
>>158477154earnestly? reverence.
>>158477210If I'm bein honest B Hokit gon play it safe for first 2 rounds then light up Gane the last 3 and probably stop him. He got way better cardio than Gane, those bulky muscles gon gas him out like Evloev with Volk. Hokit gon dogwalk him like prime Cain or Diaz bros.. "put your nuts on the table my nigga we play the game, seems like your mouth is not connected to your brain.."
We'll be watching WWE NXT this Wednesday for the debut of Iron Michael Chanler as special guest referee.
Dim Mak confirmed? Knee to the heart kills footballer.
That aussie faggot talking about his lil son is on my mind now nonstop and I can't stop thinking about panel beating his amygdala with my ballpeen hammer, what a bitch ass pretentious thing to say.https://youtu.be/8aTcILO3dNY?-nm1J8NVIUYoM-Gj
Someone talk about science, it calms me down
>>158477392this ain't the joe rogan podcast pal
>>158477392Fun fact: Marsupials lack the corpus callosum and brain wrinkles.
>>158477392ciryl gane removed his own frontal lobe in order to fight with pure unfiltered instinct
your mick parkins your harry hardwicks
>>158477392>Schaub insults Mike tyson by implying he doesnt do cardio smgdhProven true. Tyson just filmed compilations of 3 second bursts of explosive combos, all filmed on different days in different clothes. >Implying Tyson could do anything to schaub without getting ragdolled and g'n pounded into mush.lmao
>>158477499>>15847749meant for >>158477379
>>158477251They call him Unsanctioned Mike for a reason
great thread
>>158477499fatass jealous loser redditors would break into tears if they saw how schaub vs tyson would actually play out. old man getting buck broken by schaub's big brown.
I see spammy has an australia flag this week
Mike Tyson went to jail for rape. Brendan Schaub did not.
if you think about it we're all just monkeys on a spinning rock in space
>>158477648There were signs.
>>158477650Me? I am fallen image of the creator of the universe. ook ook monkey
>>158477678neil degrasse tyson would beg to differ my friend
>>158477703you can heem yourself in the mirror but only on the lips
>>158477703Only thing Neil begs for is a third helping of mac & cheese fat fuck
>>158477703BWAH GOD ITS RICHARD DAWKINS!!!
arnold allen makes me proud of my english heritage. but he's the only one sadly.
>>158477703That nigga black as hell.
Brazzas push they luck in, they get a butt fuckin'
So football has exposed the most deadly strike in history. Flying knee to the sternum
>>158477803where you been dude
>>158477895Who?
>>158477898nigga fuck u mean who?
>>158477919
>>158477928big if true
big wankbig cum
>>158478066Not really relevant to MMA. Unless of course you were referring to Jon Jones; the gay man.
>>158478075think justin gatje
My best friend since high school is moving to Manhattan for his new job. He originally got me into the UFC back in December 2015 while we were on winter break. Had me watch all the classics with Robbie Lawler, Frankie Edgar, Anderson, Jones, etc. Since then, he's mostly fallen out of it except for the random huge card (White House), but this will be a great way to watch the heems together again!
>>158478204>bangs
Is there no more Dana White Contender Series?
>>158478223Dana is going to prison tomorrow
>>158477543*cut to ace robbing wwe fans in the stands*
>>158478223you see any contenders in this series?
>>158478320>>158478346Fucking metal
Michael Chandler vs The Undertaker
>>158478346first man to heem himself out
>>158478320>>158478346Chills.
>>158478375Wanna do it?
>>158478407
UFC Noche Special Guest & Host Mario Lopez
>>158477928please, accept this free gift.
Man if Schaub bought that sick TRX truck of his to the UK he'd shit himself over how much it'd cost to fill that puppy up
>>158477173that's just mgubu vs stipe 2
kurt angle wouldve heem'd in the poofc
where is the mixed martial arts beef at
>>158477799fake american queer
Daddy's home
>>158478749We need him to link up with Jellybeanxo
>>158478749>I didnt choose to lose, I decided to fall
soccer had a death on the field before a death in the cage. the bloodsport of soccer should not be celebrated
>>158478749That ain't Halle Westfalen
Syko Stu update. Raja was only sentenced to 60 days in jail for this.
>>158478834that's nothing compared to what black people have had to endure in this country
>>158478749la leyenda died so el matador could breathe once more... o algo
>thats nothing >compared to >what black >people have >had to >endure in >this country
>>158478867>>158478902post more from different angles. give the people the full show
>>158478221looks like my ex minus the tits
rubbing lotion on gane's head
Ganebred
>>158478954
Forged Irish Stout
ryan hall was one or two fights away from solving this semen slurping sport forever
>>158479009run it back in Spain
what exactly must a fighter achieve to get their own "era" ?
>>158479009
>>158479009>0 striking defence just walking around throwing random bullshit because everyone was so scared of the rollsunironic aura. no one has inspired such fear of the fight going to the ground since khabib
>>158478834yeah because he's a spineless cuck that settled for money. stu let him walk himself
>>158479080kek
*strikes fear into the division*
>>158479219The Wizard
>>158478834did he get enough money at least?
>>158479077they must have “it”
>>158479077They have to get their heart torn out by their miami aoife
12 days
>>158477650We are not monkeys. In fact monkeys have diverged more from our common ancestor because they have shorter generations and more mutations per generation. Also the Earth isn't a rock, it's got layers of molten metal deeper than any ocean and below it all a core hotter than the surface of a million km thick nuclear reactor. As for space, no one knows what it is ontologically.>>158477928Gane's fingers are in the way of his eyesight.
>>158479457poopjeet
>>158479457this doo knows ballrespect
i could beat up volkanovski
Patchy Mix is gonezo from Rizin. Look it up
>>158479457earth is flat raj now shut the fuck up and hand fight with me
>>158477650Were apes, monkeys are more like our cousins and shit>>158477392The cutting edge of physics and mathematics is just asspulls. >Multiverse: AsspullWe can't compute infinity therefore its assumed so theirs probably infinite universes and shit>String theory: AsspullSpooky action at a distance, must be connected with invisible strings or some shitLol we have no idea whats going on...
Multiverse Aspinall
You all should interact with the real world (“IRL” as you would call it) more
>>158479622fight out! fight out!
>garry fighting amosovSmdh also just voted
>>158479622Imagine missing a Jon tweet because you did something silly like having intercourse or going to work. The guilt would be insurmountable. Ain't no coming back from this.
reverse michael chandler
>>158477919Glad to see cookegregor is back
universe where everyone is gane
>>158479790if everyone's Gane then nobody's Gone.
>India
>>158479790universe where i fuck your mom(every universe)
>>158479219*drops rose
no way hokit does fucking anything to ganedas ist over
Why do he go by van and not Thawng?
>>158479859even the universe where my mother is ciryl gane?!
>You imagined it was you, didn't you?
Tony Laramie fight week.
>>158480013Merab needs to find some real homely tall chick. Like 6' and a solid 230 with big ass and titties. She'll love him and treat him right and kiss him passionately and he can get smothered to his heart's content.
test
Just bought a 9 gram yart
i came here from the universe where everyone is kennedy nzechukwu
Kennedy Niggachugjug
Raise your hand if you're from Nzechuku-verse
Cantinabros...it's over
no way tuivasa does fucking anything to ganedas ist over
Dana Kino soon
Well, woman the way the time cold I wanna be keepin' you warmI got the right temperature fi shelter you from the stormOh Lord, gyal, I got the right tactics to turn you onAnd girl I wanna be the papa you can be the mom, oh, oh
>>158480190i have never seen a Dana-hater that wasn't gay
homely? you mean ugly?
>>158480190white power: a dana white story
Snicker doodles taste oddly like cum
>>158480244That would be an ungentlemanly way to refer to a man's wife but yes.
>>158480257no wonder your mom's pussy tasted like snicker doodles
>>158480257cum doesn't have taste, unless you are a woman
>>158480257If Topuria was a tough cookie, what kind of cookie would he be?
>>158480281Definitely ginger snap
Bitchlam Duckachev should be cut, bro can snuggle 1 time per year over in PFL
bi-annual heeminder that romero sleemed jizzy by decision
>>158479999>digits notice how slovenian jeet wasnt able to come up with a response
daneh daneh daneh BUHBUHBUH
patchybros?i thought we were gonna be champ
blacks are terrible at fighting
Patchy Mix? I think bro was honestly too far ahead of his time. In 5-10 years we will see mainstream MMA strategy shift to where Patchy Mix is already at. Most artists are only recognized for their greatness after their life.
Prime Patchy Mix would have been an absolute nightmare matchup for guys like Khabib and Islam Makhachev in the UFC, and I don't think people give enough thought to how difficult that fight would have actually been for them. His combination of wrestling, strength, physicality, submission defense, grappling knowledge, and ability to dictate where a fight takes place would have presented a completely different kind of challenge than what they were accustomed to dealing with. He wasn't just another wrestler who could be taken down and controlled; he was a highly experienced submission grappler with the ability to threaten opponents from multiple positions, punish mistakes, and make every exchange physically exhausting. Khabib and Islam are obviously incredible fighters, but matching up against a prime Patchy Mix would have been a serious stylistic nightmare, and I think those fights would have been far more competitive than a lot of people would expect and theyre honestly lucky they never had to answer the type of questions Patchy Mix would present for them.
>>158480360
>>158480360explain patchy mix then
Who yall got for Dan Hooker vs Brian Ortega?
Brian Ortega moves like a featherweight, but Dan Hooker only needs 1 shot to change the night. Either way I dont see that fight going the distance, and its gonna be fireworks for as long as it lasts. The real winner is gonna be the fans.
Just how dangerous is this Davey Grant guy anyway?
One word: Ray Borg
>>158480453Who books this shit?
Ray Borg? wow.
>>158479219La Mago- *gets heemed*
finna dm tati suarez figure nows the time
you now remember poomar getting schweemed by Song Yadong
>>158480530Send that bitch a picture of your dick
>>158480535Whats schweem? Say weem intatead please
>>158480540Yes just got done voting for Adam Hamilton
>>158480542
>>158480540I only vote in sherdog polls
>>158480445What was that? A tooth?
>>158480590nah fuck that!
>>158480599george floyd commemorative fent bag
>>158480605Screw you then
>>158480540id vote red, stupid ass alt-righters already forgot 2020 just to le own the establishment
>>158480636Yeah. YEAH.
>>158480629This doesn’t concern you. If you try to influence our elections, I’ll have to heem you.
>>158480688I remember you already did this gimmick before mate
>>158480343what did mario blatisto do to this man
>>158480708It’s not a gimmick to believe in democracy
>"Dustin and Justin were elite, they only lost to Islam, Charles, Khabib and Max">They literally rejected any risky fight unless it was for a title>Justin got so many title shots he finally caught someone on a bad dayThoughts?
>>158480730Thats nice but this is a combat sports general. You wanna discuss politics you can go here >>>/pol/
>>158480740>MMA is nothing but a continuation of politics with the admixture of other heems.Hans Gruber
>>158480343what kind of roids was he on?
Hans Gruber?wow.
>>158480772Billy Joe what put the squeeze on that McClane fella? Levels.
>>158480257Its cuz You forgot to add brown sugar to the dough mix>>158480281Macadamia Cookie, Topuria a fancy type of cookie
>>158480468Ortega is always injured. Hes washed at this point, Hooker gonna heem him within 2 rounds
>>158480540Its a guarantee that Democrats get back control of Congress and maybe Senate. Either way Trump is fucked they arw gonna Lame Duck him hard.>>158480360Blackies rely on their athleticism to much and can be beaten with strategy. Its all chess game in there B
>>158480792Brain Ortega has Brian damage
You call this stuff mma? It looks more like mmgay.
>>158480820MMA was founded by the ancient greeks who were very fucken gay. So the name is fair
11 days until Gane fights.
Does anyone seriously think the guy who got dropped by Tuivasa could hang with the incredible hok? Or is it all for le epic meme?
For you
gane invented mma in 1992
>>158480667oh yeah? didn't catch us when we tried the last time did you? hehe-ACK!
Fuck gane
Theres the white kid with the baggy clothes whos talking like hes black
>>158480958
Election Gane
Pfffffttt hahahaha!!
another missile has hit the ufc plane turn on spike
alorsc'est fini
>>158480733trvke
pfff no man that had tai pooivasa looming over him like that is winning anything.
>>158481218Except raped bitch of the year maybe
Humble highs.
You guys watching hype fc Colby vs Rosas jr?
Conor Mcgregor threatened Artem Lobov's mother with a hammer
>>158480343I had him p4p #1 bantamweight in the world... It's over...
>>158481353A ballpoint hammer?
>>158481321I will be now. Thank you for sharing bappa.
>>158481321Not if there's not a stream
>>158481385Laughed out loud like a maniac at this post.
Did you guys hear the news? Tyler1 got his bitch pregnant again.
>>158481431It's on at shrimp's
>>158481568Im never allowed back there.
Yeah I got a ballpoint for you right here *points at my balls*
>>158481538Sup Sneed, how's the black tranny cumshot webm collection?
Nice cock
Im never allowed back there, not after what I've done
thanks bitch now take your hand off it
>>158481672
>>1584803430-2 who else did he lose to? there was hat teenager and then who?
braaaaaaap
>>158481672Said this to my gf today.
Sneed is secretly gay
Can you please stop friend simulating and discuss combat sport?
>>158481946So sick of the wrold just copying the trends we set
>>158482131NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Alright Sneed I'll unban you
Really looking frowards to Mike Malotts next fight! I see the title next for him.
>>158481891imagine the monster shits she does with that thing
>>158482391You had an choice to begin seriuos discoarse and instead yuo came in here and took your dick out. Food for fuken thought.
>>158481891This may seem controversial to someone but I would really enjoy having sex with this woman
>>158482391mmm yeah
>>158482421I dont begin things I am end them
>>158481353Conor is kinahan through and through
>>158481218prime tai toe eee vaasaa was a different beast just ask greg hardy
Greg "Buck Angel" HardyYeah Id say taht to his goober face
bro we got a lethal flying knee KO in divegrass before anyone died from heeming
>>158482421as opposed to all the other intellectual mma discussion that goes on daily in this thread yes
>>158480733>>They literally rejected any risky fight unless it was for a titleWho did Gaethje say no to
>>158482655I have a feeling this weekend we witness the first ever permaheem in the ufc octagon
>>158482655he ded?
>>158482473Cattlebrain
>>158482839mad cow brain disease? what that gotta do with heems
>>158482655people die from heeming all the time retard just not in poofc
I got a job this week btw
>>158482655Isn't he alive?
Come to Pensacola
>>158483009>>158482766permaheemed, unfortunately
>>158483030yeah not if you know whats good for you playboy
>>158483051Me follo a tu burra madre
>>158483009He died from bbc overdose
>>158483070Come to Pensacola and we can do meth and drink trucker piss together
>>158481611>>158481568I'm not allowed there either. 100% worth it lmao. Poor shrimp. Any other streams? If not oh well.
>>158483083bit of an extreme response there
>>158483120Who are you kek
>>158483120Ive just been using totanon
>Who are you kek
Dana unironically gets Nina creamin
Seriously who the fuck is he?
>>158483051damn. did he break the chest bone and pierce the heart or something?
>>158483192Hit the road dude
>>158483120WELL THEN WHO ARE YOU LOL
>>158483192I'm nobody
>>158483238Commotio cordis
man the rest of this site of worse than heem wtf is going on all these playoffs and this is the first place these morons go?
>>158483238cardiac arrest if i recall well the doctors took their sweet time to enter the pitch for some reason
>>158483136SIGN HIM DANA
>>158483296playoffs? playoffs?
>>158483299damn. tough shit. goalies have always been pretty trigger happy with their knee. maybe something will be done about it.
>>158483415white goalies with developed frontal lobes don't kill people thoughbeit
Is flying kneeing the chest a new possible meta in MMA?
>>158483415 dude had it coming
>>158483415a goalie killed him? based goalies getting first blood I'm so proud to have goaliebrother get his first
Whats your favorite mountain dew flavor?
>>158483489nah only stick insect soccer sissies die to that shit
>both goalie and the dead guy were named Jesuschristbros...
>>158483597Dont you mean futbol? VPN user spotted, get him tranny janny!
>>158483597yeah I'm sure you'd just parry a 220lb gorilla flying towards you at full tilt, then unsheathe your katana
https://www.instagram.com/mikechandlermma/reel/DfISRKWkZZM/chills...
>>158483535if it was bound to happen, it would be goalie 100/100 times. they constantly do shit that would leave the other guy face down ass up in the best case. the belief was always that they have to kill someone to be penalized. funny thing is that he won't even be penalized after killing someone.
>>158483700
>>158483709Yeah youre right, lol that IS pretty funny!
Michael Chandler's son killed a guy on the football pitch
>>158483782Which one did it? Hap or Ace?
>>158483709God damn it feels good to be a goalie
>>158483846Hap is chill. Ace is a natural heemer.
Hype fighter had a freak knee injury stop the fight and goob in the audience
Brie Chandler is a piece of ass
I returned to where it all began. Not to reminisce, but to remember.
>>158483919Chills.
>>158483700it's crazy how much i hate him
2-3 litres of IV. It's written in the לוּחֹת הַבְּרִית
>>158481469>>158481385Im watching you
>Main Event Colby vs Rosas about to start>Conor at the event>Arena still empty......
>>158483959Yeah you should be watching the road mate, stop running over those nails lmfao
>>158483138>>158483251Huh?
>>158483192Who is Homer Simpson and why donuts? Its unfathomable
>>158483988Huh? What? Shut up pussy *shows you my gun*
>>158483960Its fuckin Tuesday. Who holds events on Tuesday?
>>158483976People can't see nails on a road and actively avoid them while driving a car
>>158484041You need glasses, go to the doctor
>>158484037Its pronounced Chooseday
COLBY JUST TAPPED IN UNDER A MINUTE TO CHIWIWIS. HE IS WASHED AS FUCK
>>158484068wasn't colby supposed to be pretty gud at rasslin?
>>158484068Who cares?
>>158484051Doctors dont prescribe glasses
If Kevin Nash was equipped with a ball point hammer, it wouldn't have gone down the way it did in 92.
Colbeasts....
>>158484132This is going to make his eventual victory over Khamzat even more hilarious.
>>158484132it seriously rubs me the wrong way how every single sporting event venue and athlete is absolutely plastered with sport betting sponsors from top to bottom these days.B-bros... are sports real?
>>158482717I don't know. Anyway, any thoughts on the statement?
>>158484132
>>158484159Damn Barcelos is that damn good eh
>>158484132Hardly surprising. Wrestlers give up submissions when they build height.
I vibe coded a streaming site and that makes me a GOD compared to the rest of you
>>158484163Yea. But also Colby hasn't trained Jiu Jitsu in years he said. If he had he would have won. Rosas is just that much of a weight bully.
>>158484169link
Wtf I just fucking had sex with Kayla Harrison..........
>>158484159truly astounding face
>>158484218Happens to the best of us champ
>>158484180Uhh... Rosas took him down too... So Colby got outwrestled, submitted and then had Gooby laughing at him..
>>158484270just how bad is arman tsarukyan?
>>158484270It's a young man's game
>>158484285someone should tell gaycheese and volk!
>>158484270>>158484132What does this say about mma? Is there anything we can conclude from this?
>>158484300Gaethje has a child's mind so he doesn't count
Yo WTF happened to that nigga bob sapp?
If Rosas can take Colby down, he can take Arman down....
>>158484270>*check clears*>*taps* oh, yeah bro, that was tight
>>158484270I love gooby so much idk why, he's like a cartoon character
Conor? That bum in the mohawk with the munted knee ligament?
Conor is laughing because he was offered Colby at the White House and was too shook.
Everyone here is lame, goodbye
Colbitch Copington? Loves getting his bussy fingered by latins of all gender i fear...
>>158484347Heemed daner's bank account out of 30 mil by pretending to be injured then filmed a physically intensive MAC Energy™ commercial a week after60Gs babaaayyy
why is conor mcgregor so disrespected, after everything he did for mma?
munted? pfft
>>158484363Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>158484237I invented this meme btw
Conor got a hog rider trim, fucked Dana out of thirty mil, and went home to sip on a Macberry Lychee MAC Energy
>>158484333>Coping about Colbum getting raped
>>158484380That would be gangster but there's no way these doos are smart enough to have gooby stumble before entering the cage then saying nah there was no preexisting injury it was a freak accident to throw niggas off
>>158484384maybe because his rap sheet reads like a gta parody person
Just got word from Sami Hamdan that a fourign investor is looking to invest through either an equity partnership or structured loan arrangement. Later poorfags!
With due respect, I’m reaching out on behalf of a foreign investor interested in investing through either an equity partnership or structured loan arrangement. If this interests you, I’d be happy to discuss the proposed investment structure, capital amount and terms. Regards, Sami Hamdan
>>158484394I know a few macberry lychees I'd like to sip and suckle on of you catch my drift ;)
>>158484406See you in 11 days b >>158484148
heem is good right now what the hell happened
>>158484388Im gone dude, its too hot around here for me, if you need me from now on you can find me over at the /gif/ incest porn threads. Goodbye brother
>>158484110owned that poojeet freak
Kek rosas just dominated Colby in raf or something
>>158484429Woodberry Lychee
>>158484444We are gonna pop youre tires again tonight
>>158484110do you know about 'glasses have medicine in them' rabbit hole?
>>158484428Invest in what?
>>158484444Hit the road dude
>>158484460the absolute STATE of the royal airforce
insane that colby was the best fighter on earth at one point
How did Conor's meng get so big?
This harrassment is all being logged
this guy kwabbed Shartman btw...
>>158484460>colby visibly smallerhe really had no business at welterweight
>>158484501Vax status?
>>158484270i love gooby so much
Trying to research fights to do serious betting and you cunts are ruining my vibe, talk about ufc betting not a random schitzo
Colbeast still wins at life
>>158484499>he doesn't 1pl8 his meng at least once a weekngmi
another BEAST of a card this weekendthank you dana
colby forgot it was e day and had to granby roll to the polls
>>158484501based, never stop logging it. i'm also a TI and maybe you'd like to talmbout it on my TIcord where it is a safe environment with no stalking or intimidation.
>>158484501joshua van
>>158484530this honestly works btw
>>158484514Unvaxed, uncircumsiced, ive told you all this. I dont even use shampoo, hairdressers always talk about how thick my hair is evsn though im white. I eat healthy, I learned to live from my Grandmother who was a high level matriarchal charmed witch. I use natural soap all that. Ive fasted for 7 days before and felt myself starting to levitate, please shut the fuck up and stop talking about me. You want to see me suffer and die, ive battled your type my whole life
post pvz bussy
You just know this dude smells like absolute shit
>>158484581you put the petrolin the car it goesdon't be rama ramadon't put it in your nose
>>158484563I have my own secret heem discord server i created but yeah i can join yours
strickland doesn't even do cardio he just fucking spars. how do you not respect that?
>>158484610Sean Strickland?wow.
Sean Strickland? Rape
>no friends to invite yet
>>158484363>>158484444>>158484501>>158484581Are you alright?
I'm calling it now... Patchy Mix is the next big thing.
>>158484658He’s not okay.
>>158484658He has schizophrenia
>>158484641
>I'll try a takedown! That's a good tr-ACK!!!!!!!!!!SOON
Awh shit, here we go again
tfw autoganephelia flaring up again
Colby bros it's fucking over
Hokit's just the right height...
>>158484824If Gane ever tried his bullshit striking against somebody like Tom Aspinal or Alex Periera he would get knocked the fuck out badly.
keep in mind, colbussy got dawlgwalgged by the buck™
Colbeast still got em seething kek
That's an woopsie....
>>158484866Excellent and factual post.
>>158484847
>>158484866Uh... it was bad, colbeasts... >>158484270
>>158484882Lucky jab, thats how the heavyweight division works its not always the better fighter who wins.
>>158484847>killed Tom's career and Pereira star power in one cell swoopGenius. Greatness. Gane.
>>158484912One cell? Yeah one braincell, maybe
Poor poor colbuck... I can *gulp* only imagine... what ZatDADDY will do to him... oh dear... oh deary me... *pats dry sweat on forehead*
Stop running Gane
>>158484896unironically this
Analyzing Gooby's Penis [14h:32m:03s]
>>158484921Khamzat? The sean strickland victim?
>>158484921>colbuck>capitalizing daddy>pg rated postYou’re so bad at this Chang…Will the real spamGODdy please stand up? Please come back.
Colby Covingtong got tapped by a bantamweightIt's time to put it up OG
>>158484970Must be too busy building a pipe bomb for sneed's mailbox
Arman Tsarukyan lost to a guy who got taken down and had his death simulated by a 21 year old bantamweight
>>158484896Nah you can get away with that excuse for a wild head kick ko, or maybe dipping zigging into a hook when you should have zagged.But a jab… if the power and speed of a step in jab, you have simply been vested by the better fighter. I know it’s sad because we love the WWE theatrics of Pereira. We love the bow and arrow and the face paint and the chama… but reality must be accepted if you truly want to understand MMA
>>158485020Brvtal bodying of a freak.
GDS (Gane Derangement Syndrome)
Cyril Gena
lil brodie pretending there's arman fans here
>>158485039Monitor on.
YOU HAVE NO MANA BITCH!!
Tyler1 just said he would do boxing fights between 1v1s at his upcoming tournament. Tyler1 is now on topic here.
Tyler Steinkamp? wow.
completely killed the momentum of the thread great job retard
>>158485176gonna cry?
Oh nooo not my precious hecking thread momentum wahhh mommy help me *poops and pisses diaper* wahhh mommy stinky!!!
Cremated that crybaby
>NEWS:Hokit says he could easily make 205 and is open to getting a second belt at 205. He also says he could make 185 but it would be a hard cut.If Hokit wins HW belt they should let him challenge for 205 belt too. He would fuck up Carlos ulberg easily
>>158485207>>158485232>>158485303pressed
nigga already ducking the gane rematch
>>158485315But enough about what your dead daddy did to your bacon bussy
>>158485323
Bruh my dad isnt even dead
>>158485342What a queen
>>158485312Lol that would be funny if he becomes triple champ backwards
We call him Hokdaddy
Chama
>>158485342that's probably coconut water or something
coconut wata, coconut wata
>>158485474Chama on yo mama
>>158485478Albert Epstein over here
Make peace, not war, brazza.
DC fucking loves south park
>black niggas aint be gettin no push in the ufc>Explain Jon Jones>Jones... Jones is typical.it remains a mystery what DC meant by this
>>158485581Belal knows.
alright brb finna take a quick shower (with alexa grasso)
gonna crank the hog
>>158485679Good idea me too
crank the Hok
Colbitch stocks PLUMMETED into the abyss (bacon gape)
>>158485044controversey
>>158485731rapeability score: 7.5/10
Republicans are losing today because they abandoned colbeast
Enjoy my 7 layer vegan dip..To hair!! Muhahaha
>>158485731his smile and optimismo status: still there :)
hearing rumors that conor is working with david goggins for his return...chills...
I'm taking a really huge poopy right now. AMA
David Goggins? Wow.
When Costa said his foot was a balewn
Remember when unc thought he had 1 up on shrimp because he had never gone fishing before but shrimp has actually flown an airplane?
Conor McGregor is a rapist. How would David Goggins figure that into his training of Conor?
>Colby gets raped in the ring>GOP gets raped in the electionsPottery.
>>158485844Hell yeah I remember that
>>158485507Poirier would let him bend his wife over a fence and merely see red
>>158484270Laughed like karolina did when he hit the who the fook is that guy line
Hairy hard dick
The orange kike just got brutally heemed
>>158485906This ain't google mate
>>158485870I didn't hear no bell
Does this mean we aren't all getting our $5000 from trump?
>>158485909hey we don't care man
Just bought a 9 gram SpongeBob Squarepants penjamin. We hitting the bobby blinker.
>>158485731Colbys that one kid in class that always talks shit and then when you say something back he snitches to the teacher. Then only you get in trouble lol
https://youtu.be/qq09UkPRdFY?si=SzxXQbV7VsGB8ZNh
>>158485950Just get edibles its cheaper and hits harder. T. retired pothead
>>158485968Nobody is listening to your troon tunes xadame
Undefeated on thA battle was lost but the war was won by Ciryl Gane. The man who took everything from Jon Jones. Many advanced lessons in warfare can be had from this.
REPUBLIPIGS GETTING SLAUGHTERED!!!!!!!DADDYCRAT SPITROAST!!!
>>158485909who
Haha stupid Republicans now the Democrats get to send our money to Israel instead.
Democrats have back control on Republicans right now, but what if the referee stands them both up?
>>158485507Good matchupsDustin v buckleyReyes v CornhairWho else
>>158486061What if I heem you lil ass nigga
It's a Bas/Randleman scenario
>>158485950Enjoy the session! Taking a "blinker" (hitting the vape until the automatic safety timer flashes) on a cartridge that size is definitely going to deliver a massive hit.Just keep an eye on how it feels—vaping devices with cartoon branding or unusually high volumes (like 9 grams) often come from the unregulated market, so the actual potency can sometimes catch you off guard. Take it steady, stay hydrated, and have a good laugh with the Bikini Bottom crew!
>>158486089>>158485950Heem yourselves
There's the white kid with the baggy clothes who's talking like he's black
There's the black kid with the fitted clothes who's talking like he's white
>>158486074That’s an impossible question to answer because your premise is flawed. You could never heem me.
>>158486061The audience not booing this time thoughSheeiii
>>158486059Gudy Robert
>>158486137You wanna find out?
Mengvidal's hair actually looks good now. I think heem should apologize.
>>158486161Lowkey that shit redeemed
>>158486157You’re not worth the effort of heeming
I'm thinking a gane edition
Can someone post something that makes me feel again?
pussy. all of you
Heem is an insider cult
dead sport old man
Fuck you niggers
I ain't making shit, fuck the mods
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