>>158485967
CRAPS:(
First for the WINnipeg Jets.
Devils best team
____ for George.
GG Oilers fans. Your team might be the only team in the league with speed that scares me, relative to our speed.I was on the edge of my seat all night long.
>>158486971GG. I was getting warnings from my Apple Watch about an elevated heart rate while stationary
What's this dude's malfunction
>>158486974I was at the game and got the same warning lol
>>158486964
>>158486981you know this one is a reddit post because no one here leaves their house or goes to games. But they DO keep tabs on what reddit is doing, because someone has to
Not a fluke win either. There were stretches of that game we looked SO good. If we can put together a complete game we're going to be scary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e58gFUU1lyIposting the other jets 4-0 comeback, but this one took half the game instead of two and a half minutes
>>158486978Flair up or stfu kid
if the canucks had access to sarah nurse plump juicy pussy and fat ass, they wouldn't be losing this badly to the ducks
reddit is seething
That over time was crack. Give me more of it.
>>158487008>stl - nhlgo back
EVIL MINDSTHAT PLOT DESTRUCTION
Look at what 4chan just said kek
>>158486990I got a ticket to a game a couple seasons ago from a family friend but I left during the 1st intermission because I didn’t know what to do.
/hoc/'s Jackies BTFO the Aves
so, uh, when does the rebuilding begin?
>>158487014>tfw you realize you're a spiritual redditor>also Hellebucyk is 3-0This has been a rough night for you hasn't it
>>158487012go knights go
cutter with the QUACK trick!!
>>158486990>>158486990>>158486990Why would I want to go to games anyway? I’m not giving money to some Jewish racket while they’re trying to destroy the white race.
the neverseen seventeen
>>158487020OH LORD YEAH
Well that was fun. Rematch in June?
>>158487006>seethe about Hellebuyck>he'llYep. Canadian.
QUACK QUACK QUACK
bruh my boy Quinn you got the literal best line that exists in the NHL right now and Faber isn't even back SIGN THE CONTRACT
it a wine baul
>>158487033He’s waiting until the last minute so everyone else signs at these new inflated numbers and then he will sign a sweetheart deal with us and build a superteam with larkin and kucherov
wish this newfag devils spammer would drop dead
Do you think their fans had a glimmer of hope after this one?COL 2-616:35N. Kadri 5 (power-play) (Assists: N. MacKinnon 18, C. Makar 14)
>>158487033>>158487040Avs lost 2-7 too
>>158486968>little caesars areaAre you telling me the red wings home stadium was built with pizza money? How many pizzas did they sell to fund it?
>>158487041absolutely based
>>158487041same and also trb
There is something going on with Makar this season. His head is not in hockey
Fight Night in Vancouver
Zegras literally got put in timeout today for stick-tapping and yelling at the reffies. kek
>>158487033This and also it's the state of hockey
>>158487033Quiet
>>158487049True
Canucks following last weeks game plan again to a T.
>>158487051Sorry in advance; it’s kind of a long comment.The thing is with Makar, and I’m not saying to go hate on him either, is that the problem isn’t even a this season problem, it’s a these past seasons leading up to this point problem. We’ve had these problems for a while now and it’s not even like we don’t know about them, we know and are actively choosing to be ignorant about them and not even try to change them. And it’s not even about changing them for a game, we’re clearly not even open to trying it in practice either. I applaud Landy for coming back after such a horrific and isolating injury but that doesn’t give the others a pass, especially not someone like Makar who is, as of next season, going to be worth 20 million dollars. I hope this doesn’t come off as harsh as that’s not my intention and I’m really open to discussing this and being proven wrong (maybe I’ve missed an update or something?) but honestly, no one is going to chastise Cale if he wants a break to be with his wife and his newborn twins. And if he wants to keep playing, he, and everyone in that organization, needs to understand that being a new dad isn’t easy and he’s going to take longer to recover and get to his top shape after all this extra energy he’s now exerting. No one is going to think any less of Cale, or Nate, or think how suddenly Lehky is better than them, if they get moved down to PP2 and the latter up to PP1. I get so pressed (?) about this topic because we know we have some of the best players in the league on our team - why on Earth are we not having them play to their strengths (with rest and recovery or whatever it is they need) instead of trying to force them everywhere and prove we’re the best? Sorry, this got really long.
>>158487046Turns out selling shitty pizza at $4.99 a pie is somehow a profitable business plan.
That's a nice lead you've got there.
>>158487043Plenty of time for a 4 goal comeback
>>158487041Devils poasting is unmatched
that pretzel crust was dimes
McDavid is a very talented hockey player. He just needs to work on his shooting, passing, defense, deking, physicality, handles, transition, gap control, defensive IQ, offensive IQ, hitting, and leadership to reach the level of a guy like JT Miller.
Remember Nick Peel? How come no one talks about him rigging games anymore? Especially with all of the legalized and commercialized sports betting we have now.
>>158487033>Grok, generate a meme of the minnesota wildes manager yelling bigger and bigger numbers at quinn hughes while quinn just smiles and tells him that he would actually rather play with his brothers in NJ for less money because the power of family beats the power of money, then the manager blows his brains out
THEY COUNCIL ME THEY UNDERSTAND THEY TALK TO ME
>>158487081Good prompt
>>158487074unmatched for being the gayest /hoc/posts of all time tied with trb posts
>>158487073Yeah? How'd that go?
>>158487085Nah that's your posts
>>158487064It’s not just the price but the fact that it’s hot n ready too.
>>158487090No
>>158487089Makar let us down
>>158487090'fraid not
>>158487078he should be paid more than leo carlsson methinks
LIKE MUSSOLINI
>>158487006good to know
ive been a fool to myselfI thought that i could live for no one else
>>158487081>wildesRetard
>>158487093Wrong>>158487096>Does nothing but complain about another fanbase's normal and quality postsFraid there's nobody gayer in /hoc/
>>158487101>>>/pol/
>>158487091someone redpill me on this "hot n ready". Also, it tastes like shit mixed with air. I'll pay the extra 6 bucks for my large bacon chicken ranch pizza. Thanks.
>>158487109tiny lost
Huomenta but the opposite
>it just keeps happening
>>158487109>>158487105nyla has aids and hampage was cancelled
Bro....no way are they really gonna do this shit twice
Don't look now, but the ducks are blowing the big lead again.
>>158487101Look in my eyesWhat do you seeA guy who left the companyI know your angerI know your dreamsI've been inside of AJ LeeI'm a guy who left the companyJust like the Warrior and KennedyI'm a guy who left the companyA guy who left the companyA guy who left the companyMany flights, and baggy eyesThen a mirror speaks, the reflection liesYou don't have to follow meOnly I can set me freeI sell the things you need to beBut no longer is my face on your T.V.I'm a guy who left the companyI leave you still you love meI tell you all that you can suck meI'm a guy who left the companyLike Scott Hall and TerryI'm a guy who left the companyguy who left the companyguy who left the companyMany fights, and baggy eyesWhen Vinnie speaks, I hope Vinnie diesYou don't have to follow meOnly I can set me freeYou gave me fortuneYou gave me fameYou gave me power in your own god's nameNow I'm the guy you'll never seeOh, I'm a guy who left the companyI'm a guy who, I'm a guy who, I'm a guy who, I'm a guy who, I'm a guy who, I'm a guy who, I'm a guy who, I'm a guy who left the company
>it was 4-0
>>158487116Speak English in America.
>>158487120sorry bro this shit is giga cringe and reddit
>>158487112>>158487116holy basedola
>>158487111>someone redpill me on this "hot n ready".You know how you don't have to wait for them to cook your burger at McDonald's? Same thing but for pizza. They're continually cooking pepperoni pizzas so that one is always within the acceptable hold time window. Pizza by the slice shops do this but not at the scale of a Little Caesar's
>>1584871231993201451KWAB and kenny loves trannies
>>158487117>Bro....no way are they really gonna do this shit twice
>>158487124>being angry about a particular website>being angry because one or more visitors at this website are suspected of frequently visiting the aforementioned websiteHere's how it is, friendo. You're not going to like it, but all I offer is the truth.You can not stop the oncoming tide of what you perceive to be "le randum post-millennial newfag summercancer tourists" from coming to this site. Or any site. Or any nation. Ever. Our numbers are too strong.What you CAN do, however, is this. You can take a giant step back from yourself and ask, "all this crying about the past, all this whining about the present and all this despair for the future - does it make me a genuinely happy person? Does my knowledge of the idiocracy enlighten me? Does it hold me and reassure me on a cold night?"Chances are, everyone who desperately clings to the "good old days", the answers to these questions probably aren't what you would refer to as "positive". Chances are, you probably fucking HATE yourself. Why don't you do something that distracts you from your smug, arrogant self-righteousness, for a change?Take up a hobby. Take a walk. Lift. Oh, you'd be surprised how much better you feel, after a few weeks of doing a nice, light weights program to get those joints and muscles moving.Maybe then there'd be less of you insipid, whining cunts making posts like this.We are memes. We are fun. We are the NEW 4chan.
>>158487120>I've been inside of AJ LeeIs this John Cena's new entrance music?
>>158487111all air tastes like shit if you live in vancouver or toronto or la or edmonton or calgary
>>158487131happy for you or sorry that happened bro
>>158487117Your punishment must be more severe
>>158487128What do they do with the ones that don't sell?
BEHOLD THE KINGTHE KING OF KINGS
ON YOUR KNEES DOG
>>158487130Sir! I don't have jump jets! I KNOW WHAT YOU GOT! HOLD YOUR POSITION.Shit, guess I'm firing up MechCommander tonight.
ALL HAILBOW DOWNBOW DOWN TO THE KING
>>158487150
>>158487153eat shit nerd kwab
>>158487130
>>158487153What would his return to NYR as a crapital been like? Would they boo and jeer him all game like the salty canadians did to Brady and Quinn will likely do to Hellebuyuck?
>offensively it’s like putting butter on a pop tart tonightIm gonna miss Razor so bad when he retires
My penguins ):
>>158487162I honestly do not get that analogy.
>>158487153You don't need all your heart valves or whatever to play for the New York Rangers
>>158487162you mean chico? the bad guy?
>>158487162razor died in '22 rip
Reddit is seething lmao
>>158487168
don't care for je'von evans he should go to the tfed
>>158487178So your birthday is in what, September?
>>158487178snoo!!!! my chongus!!!
>>158487175>died in '22much like trb's dignity
>>158487162>RazorGo get stunnered again.
>>158487185>birthdayi think you mean cakeday
>>158487140Garbage. That's why they have to use sawdust filler, to keep costs down. The stores have projected sales per hour throughout the day and manage how many they are holding
>>158487191Does it scare you that I know your birthday?
WHAT THE FUCK I WASN'T HOME
lmao Razor Ramon lost to 123 Kid.
>>158487198x-pac rules tranny
>>158487198Cope he put him over because he knew X-Pac rules
>>158487197i blame fowler and (you)
remember when Gold Dust was all gay for Razor Ramon?
>>158487204
>>158487204good post
>>158487205Jerry Lawler called him a flaming fag that was over with me
>>158487204The Canadian Down Syndrome Society incorporated professional wrestling into a 2026 awareness campaign, partly because wrestling is a popular interest within its community.
>>158487207This is what broke WCW. Not the Monday Night Wars. How the fuck did they think this was a good idea?
>>158487204F L A M E SLAMES
The plane never hit the 2nd tower
>>158487216it popped the ratings you dumb fucking mark
sergio is posting lib victories in the group chat some of the other bro's are gonna get baited hard kek bunch of retards all of em
>>158487215>>158487220QUACK!
Did we give you a good scare there, duckies?
>>158487222Fake news.
>>158487227look it up mark
>>158487226honestly, yes
it's riyadh season i hear
>>158487226that's a nice pepe, can i loan it?
>>158487228My is Jim, actually.
>>158487250is it? Jesus Zack
>>158487247Be careful, and get it appraised first. It looks tampered with.
>>158487252based randy
>>158487250english in chat please
>>158487228>These are results for why didn't the magnificent event of giving a movie actor the belt help save the WCW?Search instead for why didn't the manificent event of giving a movie actor the belt help save the WCW?AI OverviewThe "magnificent event" you are referring to—putting the WCW World Heavyweight Championship on Hollywood actor David Arquette in April 2000—didn't save World Championship Wrestling (WCW) because it severely alienated core fans, completely shattered the company's athletic credibility, and did absolutely nothing to fix the deeper financial and corporate rot that ultimately killed the promotion. Wikipedia +3While intended as a brilliant publicity stunt by head writer Vince Russo to promote the WCW-themed movie Ready to Rumble, it is widely regarded as one of the final nails in the company’s coffin.Eat shit, faggot. Go watch some PG-era shit and shut the fuck up.
>>158487253yeaahhhh, these china fuckers in wongcouver fake everything.
>xhe has to ask ai
>raped faggot just got owned by AI and now seething about it
bros......I sleep
>>158487256worked
once chatgpt told me that pierre turdgeon belonged in the hall thats when i knew once and for all it was retarded
>>158487282What do you expect from a team that didn't have a shot on goal in 30 minutes of gametime in an NHL playoff game?
>>158487283more like chatkwab
>>158487274sleep tight, aniki
>>158487285but the media said they changedi blame the florida man
>>158487297>replying to a homosexual
>>158487304but enough about what I'm doing right now with this post.
>>158487304i don't have discord, i don't know all of (you) schizos
they suck cock this year
>>158487373just like my islanders
>>158487373nice
>>158487373>this year
Meanwhile, in Dallas.
>>158487406poor ottawa always gets erased in these maps
>>158487409What's an ottawa?
>>158487417the space between montréal and torontoit means lesbian in mohawk languagestill a 1.5 million people area
>>158487406Their remix jerseys are a hit
>>158487424kek
>>158487204Downs just have a predilection for violence.
>>158487424Why do hockey players always have their shin guards taped up. Why don't they just get ones that fit?
will probably be heading to hyrule castle in about 24 hours from now after killing the great deku tree
>>158487445wtf
>>158487459>24 hours to get through the deku tree>with a guidegrim
>>158487467>reading comprehensionthe game comes out in 23 hours and 13 minutes
>>158487474>23 hours and 13 minutes to get through the deku tree>with a guidegrim
>>158487449it's more comfortable. prevents the socks from rubbing
>prevents cocks from sucking
>>158487489Is it?
>>158487505Well I'm pretty sure their shin guards fit. All of the equipment is basically customized for the player nowadays.
>>158487510Is it?
>>158487521Yep.
>>158487449They like to bind, and to be bound.
>>158487523Oh, ok.
6 divs nhl>canada>california>new engeland>sun div>rockies>metro
trbesque post
slopdown got cancelled and vince is kwaboty
the osoyoos opossums
Lol I booted up smackdown 2 know your role and there was a nigga named felipe rios in a loading screen with lita. glad my mammoth won today
>>158487204>bradytkachukposting
>>158487724not enough bodybuilding mags for ya?
>>158487698you osoyoos fuckers need to make cheep booze for the rest of us in canada
>>158487709>felipe riosEssa Rios may not have done much else, but he showed us Lita's butt.
almost anyone locally i interact with (coworkers, frens, barbros) have all gotten sick in the last week kwab which means it's only a matter of time until i get it
>>158487812soon you'll be just like nyla RIP
>>158487815don't say that bro. take it back!!!!
>>158487819'fraid there's no cure bro
>>158487812>patient zero still hasn't put together why he's the only one not getting sick
>>158487822my uncle died of aids in 94 or 95 kwab
you now remember olaf kolzig
>>158487827true i remember olie the goalie
>>158487812one time i had a sick coworker cough down my thoat to get me sick so i wouldn't have to work christmas she was cute
