Caleb getting his cheeks clapped in preparation for this weekend.Jags @ Baltimore in a little while on Prime
shit teams
>>158499704cool to see some of the old teams and how shit their names were. even the ones that survived >bears used to be the decatur staleys>the cardinals used to be called the racine normals>commanders used to be the boston braves, who thought that was too woke and renamed them the boston redskins>lions were the portsmouth spartans>rams were from cleveland >there was a team called the Tonawanda Kardex/Lumbermen
>>158499717Correction: ONE shit team. And probably a whole shit game where Ratbirds get assblasted
My Chargies!Bout' to booty blast the Toxins!
Reminder Ronaldo's retirement is still less embarrassing than gaydys
what's the opposite feeling of it's over?
>puts up 59 in the rain while nuFL games end 3-9 and they cry about the rain>Has more rings than 3/8 divisions with less than 1/10th the opportunity>Has more rings than EVERY SINGLE TEAM with 1/3rd the opportunity. >Would have given the patriots the biggest record in football singlehandedly if he stayed>went to a shit team and won it for them to prove it was always him>Calls out refball bullshit on national broadcastit's insane how GOATED he is
>>158499719I miss me ol Dayton Triangles. Bring back NFL to Dayton, Ohio!
If Jaguars lose it will be the uncontested KWABOTY, right?
>>158499730still dallas
i don't understand what they were doing with their Halloween costumes
>>158499726No one to argue with here, Mutt fans are in their holes until they win again
>>158499719My Duluth Eskimos
>>158499725we're so back
The tigerHe destroyed his cageYesYESThe tiger is out
>top 4 QBs by rating are all white guysLynn.png
>>158499730Depends on how it’s done but Dallas last week and the Commanders failing to beat the Giants are still possibly more egregious. Or the patriots when the jags gaped them in week 3
>>158499704bo jackson is the most overrated player in NFL history. jim harbaugh aka a former NFL QB and the current head coach of the 0-7 san diego chargers put up more rushing yards in his playing career than bo jackson. he never even had a 1000 yard rushing season.
>>158499715>keeping Taylor>keeping your 27, soon to be 28 year old RB when you've just entered "nuke the team" territoryLet's be real, Taylor is a great running back but he's not an absolutely game wrecking RB. By the time the Colts are good, assuming the stars align and it happens within a few years, Taylor will be over the hill. Get value out of him now to rebuild, don't keep him in hopes you get what, a year out of him before age takes too much of a toll? A year or two of good play from Taylor, or some draft picks you can turn into long term starters?
>>158499725it's just beginning
Dolphin chads...hwd?
>>158499747The tiger nearly killed himself tripping over a rotting titan corpse 4 days ago
>>158499725
>>158499730Herbert locked this up weeks ago
>>158499726>puts up 59 in the rain while nuFL games end 3-9 and they cry about the rainyou mean snow retard, against the fucking titans>Has more rings than 3/8 divisions with less than 1/10th the opportunityBelichick has more>Has more rings than EVERY SINGLE TEAM with 1/3rd the opportunity.Belichick has more>Would have given the patriots the biggest record in football singlehandedly if he stayedLast throw as a pat was a pick 6 LMAO>went to a shit team and won it for them to prove it was always himLoaded team that became even more loaded with free agent signings. Went 7-9 with a QB that threw 30 picks >Calls out refball bullshit on national broadcastMost blatant beneficiary of ref bullshit of all time
>he still hasn't summited to the based ball knowing queen mina kimes
>>158499751>posted it again award
>>158499730If it results in the team absolutely spiraling downhill and missing the playoffs, sure. But that's unlikely to happen. Right now the undisputed KWABOTY is the Chargers. Specifically Bustin Turdbert.He looks like he just doesn't even want to play football anymore.
ramilia still alive at the halfway mark!
The colts are sending Jonathan Taylor to the broncos for two second round picks and a 3rd. Denvers offense gets a much needed talent
>flyover cucks seething about the GOAT You love to see it
>>158499776Madison Beer may actually be a keeper for him. She clearly motivates him more than football and throws the pussy at him even when he’s the biggest loser in the sport. Can’t say I blame him for the choice he has made
>>158499751I still think it's vick, not to be racist
>had a grilled cheese, curds, and chili at Culver's todaycoastal cucks will never experience such joy
>>158499781Denver’s running game is not that bad, Coleman is turning out to be solid young talent. No way they start dropping big picks when they’ll need another QB soon
>>158499781Wait I thought they wanted a first for him?
>>158499786>Can’t say I blame him for the choice he has madeNigga you have to be 13 or an absolute turbovirgin to think this. She is just a hot woman. Holy shit these guys can bang a dozen of her a week if they want to. To give up your entire life's ambition because some hot girl touched your weiner is embarrassing.
>>158499790Vick is to blame for a lot of the deepthroating of black QBs now so I’m inclined to agree. Not all on him though
>>158499796you better be under the age of 10 if you're still eating grilled cheese sandwiches
>>158499781The colts might not win another game this year.
>>158499796The Culver’s restaurants near me in Ohio use yellow cheddar for their curds and they kind of suck. Is that normal in the homeland?
>>158499796>Goyslop for fat retards inferior to shake shack or in and outlmao
>>158499796I miss the pretzel pub burger. that shit was so good I couldn't believe it
>>158499796>go to Culver's>don't get any frozen custardMy fat ass could never.
>>158499760Thems the risks of being wild
>>158499812grilled cheese is still delicious as an adult bro. i'd have one tonight but my microwave just shit the bed
>>158499796where's the frozen custard
>leadheads shilling a pissconsin fast food chain to try and hit back at coastGODS and their endless Football Success OH NO NO NO NO
>>158499804She is hot and actually seems devoted to him. Public showing up to games and showing off with her man even when his career is imploding. For a famous couple this is actually pretty striking. Taylor Swift never would have glanced at Kelce if he was a loser when they started dating. I bet that bedroom is ice cold now too.
>>158499816>shake shackutter trash
>>158499760>the tiger [won] 4 days ago
>>158499827>t.
>>158499796>there's no Culver's at the Atlantic side of Florida>only at the Gulf (of Mexico) sideGoddamn boomers
>>158499812>>158499827Good drunken slop food too
>>158499827Post your Funko Pop collection.
>grilled cheese you have to be 18 to post here kid
i wish burrow was dating some party slut instead of his lame ass current gf
>>158499839He barely survived an encounter at home with a nonliving entity
american, parmesan, and fresh mozzarella is a good grilled cheese
>there are "adults" that aren't comfortable enough in their own skin to eat what tastes good because they don't want to be perceived as childishcould not and will not ever be me
>>158499812Fuck you, grilled cheeses are good.
Oh my science I love a grilled cheese and a hoppy IPA
>>158499867living with your parents and having them do everything for you feels good too, but you have to grow up one day
kek redditors are getting upset ITT put away the kid food
>>158499832>talking football in a fast food thread
>people are so desperate to be contrarian they pretend to hate grilled cheesethe fuck is wrong with you retards?
Is culvers the reason they're all obese fucks in the rust belt? At least the south can blame blacks. The Midwest is all white. They can't blame their subhuman nature on minorities
/b/ros is it gay to tackle another man?
>>158499880>immediately reduced to strawman argumentsI accept your concession.
>work got rained out>can now watch my 'vens get blown out and everyone laugh at usHahahaa only hurts a little
>>158499886what's the difference between a regular pita and a chicago pita?
>>158499886>greek fast foodYeah I’ll pass on that, the fyckers are greasy enough when they’re pretending to be fancy
BUSTINSHERBERT
I'm done with Caleb after this
>>158499812I make them with a big giant slab of mozz about once every 2 years with a big chicken noodle soup
Keeping this thread on topic.... where the fuck do the Ravens go from here?
>this nigga in a fit of boiling rage over grilled cheese
>>158499905bottom of da norf
>>158499905Straight to the bottom with the rest of the trash. The ravens are the new browns
>>158499856>He survived
is tuten going to play wtf are they doing with this game time decision bs
>>158499905Arch will save them.
>>158499889>The Midwest is all white.lmao chicago has some of the most feral blacks and Mexicans in the entire countryTheir public schools are 10-15% white
>>158499915>The ravens are the new browns>does he know
>>158499905Down (on your mom)
>>158499905They got one of two choices; cut their losses with Lamar now and negotiate a trade he'll agree to, or ride with him until he's a free agent and just pray to Jesus he'll stay healthy for 13+ games/season AND do what he's never done before in producing results in the playoffs. If they're smart they just deal him away, get a lot of picks, and try to find a stopgap QB to stay competitive. Lamar is just finished. Each injury is taking more and more of a toll, even if he does come back there's no guarantee he even plays well.
>>158499905We can either trade Lamar since he has one year left on his contract or we can extend him. I personally would extend him i think the injuries have been weird/freak accident shit and at his best he's still one of the best. That said if EDC or Biscotti wanted to move on and go the draft route we could probably get a fuck ton of 1st round picks for him
/nfl/ - fat fucks talking about goyslop and racism
clotties embarrassing dem boyz?
https://www.aol.com/articles/brett-favre-may-jokingly-originated-202557000.html
>>158499889>the Midwest is white>the whites are the ones doing the farm work
>aol
>>158499942Lamar on the Ravens is the same old shit. He's not going to get any better and his best wasn't good enough on this team. Their window was 2023 and 2024, and they blew both shots. 2023 was the absolute best shot Lamar ever had and probably ever will have in his career and they scored 10 points at home. If they won that AFCCG they likely bootyblast the niners and win the bowl. The year after he was playing even better and THAT wasn't enough. A few injuries and 3 years older he isn't going to suddenly get over the hump.
>
bussy
Why are both gay quarterbacks in NFL history from the NFCN?Also ironic one is a white top and the other is a black bottom
>>158499996
>>158500011He was gay? Carson Wentz??
>>158500024Culpepper dumbass
>>158499920I think they’ll have him active but keep him out and have the other backs run unless they game gets ugly somehow
>>158500024No he's talking about the zest merchant
How many tonight for our Aryan Prince?
>>158499980Nah. Everyone started thinking he was gay when it was revealed that despite Aaron making like $20 million a year, he was living with a twink "roommate". The twink was even on the field when Rodgers won the Super Bowl.
>>158500049Not as good on the road. 3 max
>>158500049>AryanNot with that nose
>>158500011You don’t know ball. Rodgers is a submissive bottom.
>shartcago burrsfags make fun of Rodgers and green gay for being a closeted fag for decades>get a flaming homosexual who is also blackkek, meanwhile the lions are unpozzed and undefeated against him
>>158500031i wish they’d just have called him OUT, ill play crod but i don’t want to scramble 5 minutes before to set the lineup. at least it’s a 10am game here, the 3 am ones are brutal.
>>158500061Surprisingly Italian snout
>>158500030>>158500042Not white
>>158499978This is the kind of game dem goyz lose very often, but my clots have so completely given up that even Dallass should beat them
REMINDER TO SHITCAGO BEARS FAGSYOU HAVEN'T WON SHITCALEB HASN'T WON MVPYOU HAVEN'T WON THE SUPER BOWLYOU HAVEN'T WON A SUPER BOWL IN OVER 40 YEARSYOU HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN IN A SUPER BOWL IN OVER 25 YEARSYOU HAVEN'T BEATEN A NON DIVISION OPPONENT IN OVER 15 YEARSYOU HAD THE PACKERS, A TEAM THE REST OF THE NFL PICKS ON EVERY YEAR FOR EASY FREE WINS, RAPE YOUR TEAM FOR 30 YEARSYOUHAVEN'TWONSHIT
>>158500071Ravens secondary is shit so they should be targeting there. They also might want to try and get BTJ more catches/TDs to raise his confidence (trade value). CRod likely gets a lot of the touches IMO. If it’s for fantasy I wouldn’t put too much on Tuten, even if he’s playing he’ll be hurt
>>158500092
>>158500092Damn I hate the bears too but I ain't this mad.
>>158500092See this makes you look more zesty than Caleb and that’s pretty fucking zesty anon.
All it took was half of the league to be on IR
>>158500101yeah he’s been the star of my shit team so i’m just reluctant/anxious to bench him.i know the jags are going to murder the fagano ravens
>>158500130Oh nonononoJags pathetic secondary is going to look like all-pros against this practice squad twink
>have legendary defense and coach >win grand total of ONE Superbowl >Have legendary quarterback >win grand total of ONE Superbowl The NFCN is the land of perpetual disappointment. The only thing which changes every year is which fanbase gets uppity and then humbled.
Why exactly do people hate the burrs? Yes Caleb is zesty but so what, it’s funny
>>158500135They are super injury conscious and they have a deep RB stable. I’d sit him this week Japanon
>I SAY MONDAY, TUESDAY>I'VE BEEN DRY>I BARELY MADE IT>OUT ALIVE>WEDNESDAY ALMOST>LOST MY MIND>BUT EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT>WE GON LET EM KNOW>WHEN WE COME TO TOWN>WE GON LET EM KNOW>THAT WE DON'T PLAY AROUND>WE GON LET EM KNOW>DO EVERYTHING TO WIN>AND SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE>IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS>WE GON LET EM KNOW
>>158500092>YOU HAD THE PACKERS, A TEAM THE REST OF THE NFL PICKS ON EVERY YEAR FOR EASY FREE WINS, RAPE YOUR TEAM FOR 30 YEARSkek it really do be like thatimagine thinking green gay is a good team and because you beat them you're going to win the Superbowl
>>158500150thanks for your takes, i’m just a gaijin on vacation but i love having this flag in the thread
>>158500149He is being heralded as the new Mahomes and the savior of the NFL when he’s just decent with an incredible coach. He’s also whiny and does things for negative attention like a fag. The former is worse and not his fault but it is what it is
Reminder bearsfags starting chanting green bay sucks in Atlanta during an injury timeout and the players were so ashamed they asked the fans to be quiet Thsy also chanted it at a white Sox cubs game Leadheads are so pathetic
>>158500149He’s elite and black which causes insurmountable seethe ITT
>>158500149its the winter months, they need to find a way to get heated
>>158500164Sneak it home through customs my nigga I’m jelly
Gonna win this football game real quick
>>158499999Checked
>>158500079Yeah Aaron is the white
Grilled cheese is actually fucked and you're a clown if you eat that shit. Fucking bunch of clowns
>>158500149Because he was declared the greatest QB in the league for stringing together 4 good games. He missed three and played awful in one. I'm not even shitting on Caleb, I'm just not declaring him God of the NFL when hes played good for less than a quarter of one season.
>>158500149It's not the bears, it's NFCNegros who for years now have gotten uppity and spammed the genny for months just to get humiliated in the playoffs every single time.Earlier this season it was the vikings
>>158500196It's just cheese and toasted bread. Why are you so mad?
>>158500196rofl baka lactose intolerant ass nigga
>>158500216God forbid a white boi get a little motion in the kitchen
>>158500196I disagree and I personally find grilled cheese rather tasty
>>158500189who is she? looks like my ex
>>158500216He's just upset he's not getting (you)s
ya seethe?
>>158500230>she
>>158500196you and the Aussies eat Fairy Beard and spread Vegemite on beard as well
>>158500216Grow up>>158500224Nope i drink glasses of milk daily and love cheese. That still doesn't make grilled cheese an okay thing for an adult man to eat
>>158500196Faggot bitch
>>158500235Yeah. Where's the tomato soup?
any chance for a tlaw doofus game?
>>158500241Oh, you're one of THOSE look at mee I'm so mature and sophisticated motherfuckers and yet you're still on 4channel.org.
How long since your team last won a Superbowl?
>>158500255He’s been pretty solid this year but Thursdays are goofy. Maybe if there’s bad weather
>>158500235the only thing wrong with grilled cheese sandwiches is that people just eat them plain. add some veggies and/or meat in there
Who wants a Shrimp Po Boy?
>>158500230F1nn5ter
>>158500177>I’m jellyhonestly don’t be in having a great time and this country is incredible but europeans on vacation are genuinely ruining the trip holy shit these french and eastern european travelers paint every other foreigner in a bad light. also japs are very passive aggressive, it’s like im in a country filled with women (of which the ratio genuinely is like 70:30 it’s crazy) there’s an eagles bar im going to in tokyo at 3am on monday to watch the game but who cares about the fucking 2026 eagles
Losing a bunch of weight has made me too nutritionally aware to ever eat something like grilled cheese, or really bread in general. It is the equivalent of eating chips. It is nothing. It barely provides any nutritional value but is high in calories.
>>158500272if you add anything to a grilled cheese sandwich, it becomes a melt and is no longer a grilled cheese sandwich
>>158499843Liar there's plenty of them in south Florida
>>158500272>cucumbers on a 'rilled cheesebro what the FUCK
grilled ham and cheese. thoughts?
>>158500255Depends on the script.
>>158500285You type exactly like I expect a former fat person would. Never indulging in anything because you have no self control and will fly off of the handle.
>>158499843I live on the Eastern side of Florida and we definitely got them here, dawg.
>OH MY HECKIN GODDESSES! DOTH MY EYES DECEIVE ME...? IS THAT A GRILLED CHEESE YOU'VE JUST MADE??!? OH MY POINTY NIPPLES I FRIKKIN LOVE GRILLED CHEESE!! LET'S HEAD DOWN TO THE LAKE AND SMASH A COUPLE OF THESE BAD BOYS RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
>>158500298It's the former/dry alcoholic effect lol.
>>158499725one things for sure, Jets fags arent feeling that lmao
>>158500241This nigga is a British derivative, literally no food culture at all and is talmbout sum “grilled cheese ain’t man food” Go haka in the parliament about it
>>158500298If I indulge I'd rather it be for cake or something at a birthday party, or going out to a restaurant for a special occasion. Making some random grilled cheese in the middle of the day is how people get fat, it is just eating cause you're bored.
>>158500281Any access to pussy or are you too busy on the trip. Still sounds better than anywhere in the US
>>158500168>with an incredible coach.he got exposed when he got blown the fuck out by green gay (the worst team in the NFCN) without gaylebhis wins without him were against the jests and a broken eagles
Indulge in this bussy
>>158500312>MUH GRILLED CHEESE IS FOOD CULTURE!!!!OH NO NO NOOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA Be honest lil bro what's your weight? You have to be a huge fucking tubby to post something this embarrassing
Shut the fuck up Ben you compensating manchild
Lawrence, Purdy Goff and Burrow are the most elite QBs in the league right now but they're not DEI enough to get any media hype because they're problematic cis het white guys
>>158500285You can still eat stuff that isn't exactly good for you. Just don't overdo it. If you do overdo it, work that shit off or take those excess calories into account and simply eat less the next day. Shit isn't hard if you have even the slightest bit of self control.
>>158500285Unless you’re using a whole stick of butter or slab of cheese, it’s like what, 400-500 calories? That’s manageable. It’s not filling though
>>158500343Cuties
>>158500324for $160 i can have a massage service come to my airbnb and give me a nuru +bj+paizuri and apparently a rimmer from some of the girls, 90 minutes. there’s other options for actual puss but that’s the most friendly to the non-solo trip im on and i don’t really want to go buy condoms
Mad at the Bears?
>>158500352media people love burrow bro
>>158500340No one said its food culture, I said you have none, which you know is true and is why you are deflecting. You have less cultural food impact than Brits. You cannot lecture anyone about what is bad food, junk or otherwise
>nooooo don't make fun of muh heckin grilled cheese!!!! noooooo don't talk shit about lakes either!!!!! im not a fat flyover mongrel don't heckin say that!!!!!!!
>>158500285eating food is one of life’s greatest pleasures and sometimes you can afford to treat yourself you’re not an ascetic and odds are no matter your weight loss journey, eating a grilled cheese isn’t going to destroy your body which i’m sure isn’t peak
>>158500382lmao never in history has the media ever loved a team from ohio with the exception of OSU and that only because they were a media company who needed something to counter the media companies who own the rights to the SEC games
good night frens
>>158500352Gotta have the black qb narrative. They are desperate, Mahomes is washed, Lamar is broken, Hurts is dead, Love is mid so they are sweating and desperate to make Caleb the golden boy. Sadly I would expect refball to that end especially in the postseason
did the 85 bears jinx themselves by making the superbowl shuffle?
Caleb Williams has sissified the city of shartcago
>>158500352While I do think Caleb is one of the best QBs in the NFL, I cringe when I hear local and national media putting him in the MVP conversation. His numbers simply aren't there. Maybe things will be different by the end of the season, but right now there are several QBs that are far more deserving.
Did lamar fake hand injury to play gta 6?
>>158500395Lake Ontario is my favorite one
Imagine throwing a bunch of grilled cheese in one of their gay lakes keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek flyovers would have the biggest melty
>>158500420holy shit a rational leadhead
>>158500387You still didn't say your weight keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek very telling me thinks :)
>>158500370Nuru sounds like a very thinly veiled way to cover straight up penetration. “Oh yeah I was just rubbing my whole body and pussy on him and it happened to slip in”. Sounds like but I’m sure there are many better things to do. Have fun, here’s to a good game this evening if you decide to watch
just remembered kiwi has to pay child support for a brown kid that isnt even his KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>tuten is playing ok wtf
>>158500439Still deflecting, not addressing your retard demand when you are pretending to be illiterate
i like goofy white quarterbacksi need a purdy to complete the picture
Can you hear that sound? Coast Chads can see this image and immediately imagine the sound of those crashing waves. When it comes to flyovers? They don't have a clue mmhmmmm 'fraid not. Learn some respect
>>158500454Like I said anon I would expect his snaps to be very limited. Jags are a team that does what they can to protect their players, it’s why they pull Trev when they have a big lead instead of piling on stats for a meaningless MVP
>still deflecting, not adrvvvvvvVVVVVVVVRRRRSSSSHHHHHHHEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>flyintos
>open thread>foreigner spouting nonsenseEvery time
>>158500493Florida is such a tremendous shithole.
Will the Vikings unironically pay a 1st rounder+ for Kirk Cousins?
coasties won basketballflyovers won baseballcoasties won hockeyflyovers need football to tie
>>158500410They won the super bowl that year
>>158500503please stop sending your boomers here
>>158500507>have a GOAT tier defense and supposedly GOAT tier coach>win one and never win againsounds like a jinx to me.
>>158500511Well, then, tell your boomers to stop fuckin snowbirding.
>Florida got em seething again
Welcome to _________ JT
>hello? yea no chance. no we're not letting flyovers win shit this season. i fucking hate those subhuman mongrels
>>158500504Imagine what they could do with a real qb like Cousins
Rice, 26, has been sued by multiple individuals for his role in a high-speed multicar crash in Dallas in 2024 and an ex-girlfriend alleging he repeatedly assaulted her from 2023 to 2025.In the filing, Rice claimed to have $677,054 in personal assets, including $421,825 in "deferred compensation." The filing claims Rice has $13,640 in his checking accounts. He claims to rent a residence and that he does not own any property.Rice filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy, which is for "individuals who have financial difficulty preventing them from paying their debts and who are willing to allow their non-exempt property to be used to pay their creditors," according to the bankruptcy filing. Rice claimed $39,241 of his personal assets to be nonexempt.The documents claim Rice's largest creditor is still owed $979,837 as part of a 2025 civil settlement related to the crash. Rice is disputing potential debts in some of the civil trials, including a combined $700,000 in lawsuits filed by 2024 crash victims and $200,000 as part of the alleged assault suit.According to the documents, Rice used his Super Bowl LVIII ring, which he valued at $160,000, as collateral with Thomas McMurray, his attorney in the pending civil litigations.
>Don't care about sport>sweep GOAT teams with 3x your payroll in an empty stadium which looks like you stole it from a local circusfloridaGOD SOVLJaggies finna make a deep run
>>158500493I like living in Florida, it has generally been good aside from the hurricanes, but it was worse when I lived directly on the coast. More inland now and they have mostly just been an excuse to sit inside while it dumps water everywhere.
>[ESPN] Chiefs WR Rashee Rice files for bankruptcy, claims he owes over $3.45M in debtsBWahahaahahaaaa
lets say hypothetically 49ers get JT. Is there any point in having two elite RBs? doesnt seem really common, maybe the last time this happened was bo jackson and allen?
>>158500521Big fan of your pants.
>>158500535>>158500541i have like $7k and im not bankrupt whats with these stupid mfrs
>>158500504Pissconsin won the world series after both Chicago teams lost in heartbreaking fashion.Immediately after they won the chicago bears went all in and mortgaged their future to win now as a response.Earlier in the year the Detroit Tigers refused to trade a pitcher to the brewers (because of NFCN leadhead rivalries) instead trading him to the Dodgers which is yet another reason the sport will be locked out and a salary cap will be introduced.I would expect the vikings and lions to also make a move now. All the crabs are in motion
>>158500521I still be thinking Denver but if the Colts really stand firm that they need a 1st round pick i don't think they'll do it
>>158500552I think you already know the answer to that.
>lions to also make a move nowlol, lmao even
>>158500552You'd be surprised how many people are in debt up to their eyeballs, even people making millions of dollars. Lots of are people are just shit with money.
Why's it always the wions that get em seething?
>>158499796That'll be $24 + tax + tip
What are you cooking for dinner, spee?
>>158500552Melanin in the membrane
How much debt do YOU have, /nfl/?>Like $200 on my credit card, but I'm going to pay that off next week.
>>158500598Leadheads hate them because they're the only ones in the jesterguild with a white QB and no faggotryJews hate them because they went against AIPAC
>>158499730Thursday night games have really featured some crazy upsets. I can see the Jags walking into the game overconfident and losing by a score.
>>158500602gross
>>158499730nope, still your dallas cowsois senor
>>158500608$0
>>158500602Japanese curry probably. What are you cooking that needs a whole pad of butter along with the bacon fat?
>>158500602Grilled cheese.
>>158500602Shredded chicken with black beans and pinto beans.
>>158500602liver, onions, and potatoes
>>158500619Plus with a huge spread like that you may observe the referees getting “a little jiggy with it” as the kids say
start the game
>>158499719why were the ravens so good when all the other expansion teams on this list around the same time were crap?
>>158500602I just made this pizza
>>158500680Ravens are not really an expansion team, they just moved
>>158500685yup if they stayed in Cleveland as the browns, the browns would have had an owl
Michigan is the only respectable state in the NFCN. They're the only one who stand up
Caleb Williams is gay and proud and there's nothing you homophobes can do about it
>>158500695I wouldn’t go that far, I think if they stayed they wouldn’t have had the morale. Cleveland is a black hole that consumes the souls of those in it. But anon is right, the Ravens are rebranded Browns. And the modern Browns are in fact the expansion team
some say he's not just gay he might even be black, very rare in chicago
>>158500521He’s staying in Indy. Colts have no reason to give him up for anything less than a first and I don’t think anyone’s going to pay that
>>158500699Why would we need to do anything about it when he’s going to get his own ass fucked without our help
Guess how much a quarter pounder value meal at McDonald's is
Dianna Russini showed me her pussini
>>158500718You know she fucks like a fighter jet.
>>158500293that zucc not cucum
>>158500717$9
>>158500717uuuuuh the last 2 digits of your post.
>>158500717$8 with a medium fry and drink
>>158500602all of it
>>158500718So she showed the good to you but she won't even glance at me? I'm done with this bitch.
>>158500717thanks trump
Joey Bosa is a jobber pass rusher and the Bosa Brothers get mogged by the Watt Bros. Sad!
>>158500717Currently probably $12.99 or something. I remember when a Big Mac meal was like 4.29
Why is the ravens QBs last name fag?
>>158500767As a niners fan I'm getting tired of Nick Bosa's constantly injured ass. He's a very good pass rusher and is certainly the best player on the line, but God damn he just misses so much fucking time it's unreal. The fact that they're winning so much without him really makes me think whether that money couldn't be spent somewhere else.They went through all of last season without him, and most of this season so far. Really that's my only gripe with the guy, just fucking play.
Dexter Lawrence
Buying a grilled cheese is crazy, just make it yourself it's like 20 cents to make and you can enhance it with extras that improve on the concept greatly. I recommend garlic butter on the outside and a little oregano with the cheese.
>>158500702Ah yes as opposed to Baltimore, the City of Lights
>>158500790>Game losing sack
>>158500790Taking a sack here is absolutely unforgivable. Why you don't feed Pollard up the middle is equally retarded.
>>158500723$20,000 of maintenance for every hour of flight time?
>>158500790Horse Collar Tackle
>>158500809>horse collar
>>158500809Is an horse a tackle?
/b/ros is it gay to catch balls thrown by other men?
>>158500790lol at the celly
>>158500634Making chicken pot pie. I forgot to drain the bacon grease. My shit will be liquid tomorrow
>>158500826Dex is one of the funniest dudes in the league i swear
>lol at the celly
https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/rashee-rice-files-for-bankruptcy-citing-more-than-3-45-million-in-debtWhy are nignogs so stupid with money?
>>158500830Use the bacon grease as fat for the roux.
>>158500819Nope.
>he was denied entrance to the Celly Studio
>>158500837So he just doesn't want to pay the people he maimed and disfigured racing his lambo high on coke?
>he didn't buy tickets to the celly show
>>158500837Because this is their first job. Imagine this is your life trajectory.>at 14-18 you're the most athletic kid in high school>full ride scholarship to a university, don't pay for shit, make some money on the side, and just fuck college pussy for a couple/few years>get drafted to the NFL from roughly 21-24 years old>paid more money in one year on your rookie deal than most people would ever make in their entire livesWhy noga specifically is because if one of them makes it, EVERYONE they know has to make it. They give money to their momma (don't have dads), their friends, siblings, cousins, distant relatives, their boys from back home, everything is always on their dime and other niggas are ALWAYS asking for shit. To deny them makes you "fake" and now you're ostracized. On top of it they're retarded and have to flaunt their wealth with shit that has no value or deteriorates quickly. Cars, jewelry, houses bigger than they'll ever need with upkeep they don't expect. All this shit compounded with the fact that they're 20 something year olds. Fuck, that's not even getting into baby mommas and baby trappers that make a living off getting knocked up by these dudes.
>>158500865If you read the first line in the article you would know that 2.1 million of the 3.45 million he's indebted is from the crash
>>158500894
gettin hongry thinkin bout thos meatball subs joey fags will be serving up tonight
>>158500953Believe what you want kiwoid
>>158500786For what he's paid and can do I definitely understand where you're coming from. The 49ers have some kind of black magic where backups can still step up that makes it seem like less of a big deal but I feel like that shit is tough when you're paid so much
Hello everybody my name is Markiplier
>>158500973Watching a $34m/year sitting on the sidelines and not playing the game is painful. I get that every team has injuries but fuck me this team can't string together a full season. Once every 4 years they're healthy and they get to the NFCCG or the bowl. They choke one or the other but at least they're contenders.
Quarterback Justin Herbert's struggles in offensive coordinator Mike McDaniel's offense have gotten to the point where an opposing player compared his passes to "throwing deli meat." Los Angeles Chargers coach Jim Harbaugh does not agree, however.Los Angeles Rams safety Quentin Lake couldn't hold back his laughter when discussing what it was like facing Herbert in Week 8 on the latest episode of the "St. Brown Podcast," co-hosted by Detroit Lions wide receiver Amon-Ra St. Brown and his brother Equanimeous St. Brown, which was published Wednesday."I mean he was throwing deli meat out there. He's seeing ghosts," Lake said. "I don't know what's going on but like, we knew we were going to get a couple. At least one."
arigato tight jappo cunniesBIG BEAR COCK goes back to the statesugomenasai yoroshonigaishimasu banzai tsunami ken-sama
How TF does this happen??
>>158501035Rams aren't playing well enough for him to talk this level of shit. Even if he's right.
>>158501059are you also a gaijan in japan? let’s watch the eagles on monday at the eagles bar in akihabra ill be the bald white guy
>>158501068u know exactly why
>>158500092>YOU HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN IN A SUPER BOWL IN OVER 25 YEARSthat's just not true faggot, it's been 20
>>158500092kek what a seething bitch
>>158500092this feels like a reddit post
>>158501119Don't care. Politics is gay.
>>158500149New toy syndrome same thing happened with Stroud and Daniels
>>158501094Any team can talk shit to the Chargers. They are the absolute bottom of the league.
>>158501112Based
>rashee rice has filed for bankruptcy
>>158501119Dont think its a "defeat" of "our side"Fact is, MAGA was taken over by jews and used as a globalist commie platformWe did not vote for israel in this election
>>158501112I will never forget Sexy Rexy.
Is fitz & whit quality slop?
Why does half the discussion on /nfl/ center around teams who haven't won a Superbowl in decades
>>158501152>censoring FUCK ITgo F*** yourself faggot
>>158501182You know it's the same 3 or 4 people just pretending to be more right?
>>158500420As Bears fans he feels like an MVP because of >our QB history, but you're right
Since Tuesday, he has posted several social media videos celebrating the Democrats’ projected control of the House and Senate. He specifically shared victory speeches from James Talarico (D, Texas) and Jon Ossoff (D, Georgia).
soon to be 11*
>>158501182Because every season is different and there are new teams who crop up and turn out to be good.
>>158501182Because most of the Super Bowl winning teams this decade have been lame (Seahawks, Eagles) or gay (Chiefs, Rams)
Most sovlful super bowl of your life time, name it.
>>158501199...or mad like your pathetic ass
>>158500786This is his last season as a Niner. I'm surprised you haven't realized that yet.
>>158501210What am I mad about?
>>158501119>muh red team blue team 2 wings of same bird israel vulture
I feel bad for Robert Saleh
>>15850120718-1
>>158501233Why
I feel bad for Kevin Nash
I feel bad for Tony Romo
I feel bad for Ryback
>>158501191Root looks like a fag
>>158500837It's not their fault. We can all do better
>>158501238Coaching the Jets, then the Tits
>>158500535dare i, /nfl/?
>>158501281that's five, maybe six digits too many
>>158501119I can't wait until we send all you chuddies to the gender reassignment camps
>>158501068socioeconomic factors
>>158501068systematic racism
>>158501192>Raiders have been to the super bowl more recently than half of the AFC
>>158501068you know
>>158501323I now remember sesame street catching shit over oscar the grouch and saying it'll make kids crueler to homeless or some horseshit
>>158501317The AFC is so ludicrously top heavy it's unreal. You have dynasties and some stragglers. Meanwhile everyone gets a swing in the NFC.
No need for a game thread tonight
>>158501333How stupid. I was always cruel to homeless of my own choice
the AFC is simply better than you
>It's not his fault
Who /druk/ here
>>158501348it's not Herbert is just cheeks
>>158501345I also remember O&A ripping The View for making cookie monster eat healthy
>rain game Ohh we in for a super slurper
no gamethread??? What the fuck
>>158501337Yeah NFC is more rounded
>>158501366calm down, it's 50 minutes to kickoff
>>158501366I'd usually make one by now but shant be watching tonight. I don't even care if it ends up a close game, the Jaguars really aren't a fun team to watch.
>>158501366We got like 45 minutes calm down
>>158501366It's gonna be the only game on, the general is enough
would you rather be an elite quarterback in the NFL or shoot your load onto this tongue every night? You can choose only one
>>158501366we got 44 minutes calm down
>>158501384I'll be an elite QB and constantly fuck girls fresh outta high school gradation
>>158501382You already know that's not how /nfl/ rolls>>158501394>>158501394>>158501394Gamethread
>>158501393NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DO NOT POP THE BOPS
Most regular season WAR since 2015>1. Mahomes: 35.0>2. Brady: 30.5 >3. Allen: 29.1>4. Rodgers: 28.3 >5. Stafford: 27.7>6. Kirk: 27.1 >7. Dak: 26.8>8. Goff: 26.1>9. Lamar: 25.1>10. Wilson: 23.6
>>158501420>WAR shut up faggot
>>158500535>>158500541sheeeit
>another thread of west coasites seething about the Midwest and coping by claiming more circus and peanuts trophies lately despite being 3-8 in Super Bowls since 2000
>>158501431
>>158501420GUYS PATRICK MAHOMES HAS A WINRATE OF 47% WHEN HE EATS A HOT DOG WITHOUT KETCHUP THIS YEAR I'M FREAKIN OUT YABBA DABBA DOO
>>158500479This shit makes me kek every single time.
>>158501443
>>158501446Where I come from that's a very offensive thing to say to a woman
>franchise made fun of by everyone for having a playoff drought between 1991-2023>finally breaks it against the L.A. superfrauds
>>158501468>Stafford wins a ring year 1>Lions get a pity WC victory year 2equal my ASS
if a few plays went different rams could honestly be a dynasty
>>158501478Tee Higgins my goat
>>158501478you do NOT know ball
>>158501476Stafford is washed and Goff is ascending
>>158501497>empty statsshow the championship column big boy
>not eating white castle burgers
>>158501497Stafford has a ring
>>158501513>burgerthat's a slider, retard
>>158501475Fuck man I wish big dom dropped off pizza and cheesesteaks for me too.
Aiyuk coming back to the niners unironically makes the most sense for both parties>niners in despserate need of WR help in a year with super bowl aspirations>aiyuk gets a chance to bump his trade value (or value in general) on a team that will play anyone that's available instead of being cut and rotting on a practice squad
>makes all 3 of L.A. plastic superteam fans seethe>makes Packer refbabby trannies seethe>makes Chiefies piss and cry>makes Bearsfags cope I now understand the burden Broncos fans carry. Heavy is the head that wears of crown of inducing melties
>>158501513Man I wish there was a white castle near me
>>158501525You understood what he meant, no need to be a pedant over goyslop.
>>158499729>I miss me ol Dayton Triangles. Bring back NFL to Dayton, Ohio!born/raised..played lollipop league soccer at triangle park
>>158501492a rare higgins induced melty? For this?
>>158501476McVay thought the exact same thing about Goff and traded him, but Lions fans are scorned ex gorlfriends who saw Stafford finally win while they sat in the cuck chair and watched
what is the most expensive current player?the boring answer is Josh Allen, but who else is in that realm?if Seattle blows it up this year, what would JSN get on the market?
nothing like a good old fashion chicago dog for dinner.
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A 78.2 QBR THAT IS SO FREAKING ELITE OHMYSTATS
>>158501557Mahomes then Allen then Caleb then Maye then either Trevor/Burrow/Lamar/JSN
>>158501533based wionbrosleast cancerous leadheads too
Salute the troops!
rings, just like wins, are a team stat
>>158501560close enough
>>158501551McVay has been exposed as a cokehead retard and Stafford has taken the cuck chair to watch the Lions ascend without him. It's over for L.A. frauds, and everyone knows it but them :/
crab cakes vs whatever they eat in jacksonville. who ya got
the new york football giants
>>158501571Purdy should be somewhere up there as well, no?pic related seems mostly right, but I can't see how Caleb is only worth two 1sts, or how Lamar is worth less than Stroud
>>158501519Brady and Mahomes have 10 combined, half of them coming from NFC West teams lmao. Truly the king of jesters
>>158501639Yeah forgot purdy put him after allen
>#Chargers OC Mike McDaniel says he’s making a change this week, moving from the sideline to the booth to call plays: “I think we’re going to try that this week. Seems like a good action to take based on how things have gone this year.”Chorgers season is saved!
they're dropping slurs on twitch and nobody is batting an eye
>>158501640Stafford beat Brady en route to the ring
what team is the closest away to being the clear #1?Vikings with a real QB have to be the only right answer. no clue why they aren't making a move, but I guess there's no great QBs that available. if Steelers were ass, Rodgers probably would be a good fit, but they're also doing well
>>158501657easier to sneak a line up in tbe booth
>>158501670remember when all the gaydyfags thought he was coming back KEK
>>158501687if the entire 49ers wr room didn't die again it'd be them
>>158501657has this ever worked?
>"Quinnen Williams used the word 'execute' 32 times... I must tell you that during Sunday's collapse against the Arizona freakin' Cardinals, I wanted to execute several of my players during the game, execute them on the field. I wanted them to be executed" – Skip Bayless
>>158502077>Skip Baylessdumb post discarded
>Kraft so asshurt about Gronk winning the owl in Tampa that he refuses to attend his hall of fame induction ceremonyWhelp I'm sure he'll be busy at the antisemitism monitoring center
>>158502003No. It's usually one step from being fired
>>158502176Tucker Kraft has a game to play that's why he won't be there.
>>158501696Sneaks been gone since love became qb. The racist Floridian could root for a black guy.
>>158501059>>158501100Wow there are three of us in Japan rn?
>RatbirdsImagine choosing Lamar over Harbaugh. I warned them.
[NFL] Emmett Johnson is the Pepsi Rookie of the Week
I love reading chiefs Twitter manCurrently reading a thread of people complaining about wasting roster spots on special teamers
Imagine paying money to go to this game as a Ravens fan.
>>158504039Not too crazy about beer, but if I had to pick, it would be Blue Moon.
>>158504039I live in Texas, we've got a lot of great local breweries in the state. Saint Arnold Lawnmower is pretty good:https://www.saintarnold.com/beers-more/lawnmower/
Who should the Ravens tank for?
I'm updating arch linux which I haven't done in a few months and it's been stuck at 97% for over an hour. what will happen if I just restart the computer?
>>158499719For me? It's the Baltimore Colts 1.0
>>158504131Archie Manning
So the jags have beaten the colts who arent even hiding that they're tanking and the ravens who are on their 4th string QB truly elite
>>158501734It feels like some teams are cursed to be devastated by injuries year after year at this point.
About to celebrate the Jags win with an entire White Castle crave case. It'll be a nice snack.
>>158504142It'll create mustard gas
So is Lamar going to the Dolphins?
>>158504388To be clear I think it makes perfect sense. They'll have a ton of cap space and a good backup QB
>>158504131Ryback
>>158500052>thinkinglol
>>158504131Mestemaker
BTA like everyone expected.
>tfw you have a white straight QB
Just took a fat steaming Ravens lads
One of the worst slurpers of all timeThis season is absolutely terrible
>italian qbs
Diego Pavia got the last laugh
So blessed to not live in the cesspool that is Baltimore
My Jaggies.
I'm not watching this trash lole
the ravens kinda suck
>>158504199>No Lamar is the reason the Jags were able to drop 30 on the Ravens Lol wut?
Some anon said earlier that the Ravens are actually the Browns? They weren't wrong, it seems like it
Has he gotten his redemption arc?
You think that was bad? Just wait for this
Chargers Ravens is gonna be the ultimate slurper
>>158504550Idk both teams will be playing to be the least shit so you never know
I love winning Thursday games because I can just hate watch the rest of the weekend.
>>158504262You’re MVP is ready your majesty
>>158504541
>>158504541tonights game had a good teamthat has no good team and will arguably be more enjoyable to watch
>>158504541A good Christmas game is a laffer
Can the league please send a memo to their broadcast partners that it's not pronounced "jagwires"?
>>158504584It's pronounced Jag-you-ares
>>158499704Night night, ravens cucks.
FAGnano
>>158504584Autism
did ravens fans really chant we love trev? lmao
There's a place off Ocean AvenueWhere I used to sit and talk with youWe were both 16 and it felt so rightSleepin all day, stayin up allNIII-IIIIIGHT
Daily reminder that ravens fans deserve their suffering
>>158504584that's how it's pronounced in america
>>158504596They hate EDC that much for ruining the team
>>158504584https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/jaguaryou lost
>>158504600You Jags fans were lucky to find a real franchise quarterback before the quarterback drought of 2026
At least it's the weekend and I'll get to have sex tonight. Fuck you EDC bald retard
>>158504617Imagine if we had given up on him and drafted some loser like Cam Ward
>>158504388falcons or panthers
>>158504617Not our fault the Justs decided they didn't want him.
>Dick Pisscunt
>>158504618what's his name?
>>158504617>You Jags fans were lucky to find a real franchise quarterbackGenuinely never thought i'd ever hear this phrase uttered in my life.
the ravens qbs name is 'little fag'
>>158504609Did you listen to it? There's 'i' sound.
>>158504667I will hear no more disparaging remarks about David Garrard.
>>158504679I'd eat his wife's asshole though.
>>158499738>Queen of spades Oh come on
>>158499738>>158504698aislop
Can't wait until our NYE gamer with the ravens but knowing the bengals they'll find a way to lose or at least make it closer than it should be.
>>158504689>cucking big ben and tomlin in the playoffs with his own feet>the hail mary getting volleyball spiked into his receiverliterally all he was known for with the jags
>>158504541CJ Stroud will be injured by that game too, they're not reliable
Randomly watching Parker Washington post game interview on espn. There’s no way this faggot isn’t gay. He has that gay slurred speech, finely done eyebrows and Gucci type of tracksuit.
>>158504725Caleb Williams and some guy called Joe Faggot are starting QBs in this league
>>158504039For me? it’s the champagne of beers, I do like modelo on draft
Just took a fat steaming Lamar Jackson tonight, it was a double flusher, ‘fraid so
>>158504630Falcons didn't want him when he was actually good so id be surprised if they want him now. Panthers are close to an extension with young apparently but their owner is definitely a meddler and can see him convincing himself that trading the farm for lamar is good for ticket sales or something
>>158499738>IT WAS ONLY A KISS, IT WAS ONLY A KISS
Remember when the Jets won that game that pushed them out of the Lawrence pick spot? I remember.
>>158504798they got geno smith tho
>>158504697>That fucking chin
>>158504725Step off my zesty WR1, bro.
next OP should be Rams themed
>>158504815>>158504815>>158504815
