prior thread linking is for faggotsalso, bud1
>>158504555All tied up in Denver.Also soilers lost.
How has Shane Shite looked on the Preds?
>>158504555good post
Devils best team
>>158504591/playoffsbound/
DEVILSDEVILS DEVILS
My penguins ):
like I got spots in my lungs and need magnesium and folic acid lol
>>158504615>>158504620>>158504591My Debbie’s (:
>>158504631who are you quoting?
>clocks get set back an hour>feels later at night nhlThanks Gary
Is there a collection of these for the other teams and jerseys?
this nigga is gonna seethe so much he spent three years posting that no name devils soi fan, only for >us to take home the cup
>>158504644>>158504574
>>158504647I have one to contribute
>devils tranny is the new threadcuckkeep it up bro we need people like you here
what is so bad about being trans, you incel freak?
>>158504647Quacked Again!
>>158504671Actually I made the last one and another Devils chad made this one, obsessed stinkyYou're not taking the first year of the new Devils dynasty well at all, and it's only beginning...
>>158504675Just like my Tranthers
>copy still mad after getting btfo twice last nightkwast (kek what a seething tranny)
I'M JUST NOT GONNA PLAY!TRADE ME!
>>158504722>ded last wongs
>>158504690You're'are nly aloud to be gay in june idot
Is Gary ready for a new all star game?
just another knight of being mario :)
>>158504819based
who else?
chatgpt creates gifs now
>>158504838>another mcdork record downedVery nice, cheers fren.
>>158504800asg?
BEHOLD THE KINGTHE KING OF KINGS
Who wants to win in Denver?
>>158504864THE BADGER
>DING
>>158504555Last time >>158501593
IS THAT THE NASHVILLE PREDATORS??
>>158504896retard
Sunbelt pride!
>>158504850agp
>>158504941>0 rings between themB U S T S
>>158504941Impressive, very nice.Let's see the rest of the team.
we won
>>158504941won't last
>>158504955u won what
>>158504941Good for gamble fag apps, not so much for cups.
>>158504932is this the devils poster
>>158504948Since you asked
>>158504966its some femboy named oliver
It’s crover isn’t it?
>PILLOW FIGHT>LOSES TO PILLOW LEAGUE
>>158504955
>>158504932you know why they never show their faces? cause they know they'll never pass not even as what they're cosplaying as its sad and pathetic and that person is probably still extremely mentally ill and needs christ
>>158504941
preordering a premium guide kwab
>>158504980he looks hungry :(
>>158504969
>>158504941still wont win a cup LMAO
>>1585049484 and 5 are Khaira and Puljujarvi
>>158505026What's next?>Despite missing three months of his rookie season due to a fractured clavicle, he was named to the NHL All-Rookie Team and was a finalist for the Calder Memorial Trophy.>McDavid was one of the first three players named to the Canadian roster for the 2022 Winter Olympics, joining Sidney Crosby and Alex Pietrangelo.>HOWEVER>In the comfy winter of December 2021, the NHL declared that no players would be allowed to participate in the Winter Olympics, citing dangerous COVID-19 outbreaks throughout the league. McDavid, who had already missed a chance to participate in the 2018 Winter Olympics due to financial concerns from the NHL, was upset with the league's decision and did nothing.KWAB
Did the Oilers really lose again? You are kidding me.
>>158505070yes BUT they have 3 nhl calibre players that are elite
>>158505075For a 1st round exit.
>>158505086Isn't that just normal Canadian things though?
>>158505130I read pwhl as pawg.So is this the tennis approach, play less?
> Something About Alberta's Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump No Longer Makes Sense
>>158504896based, thanks king
quack quack :)
Keefer is legit pissed
>>158504631
>>158505352Good
slopdown was cancelled
uh oh someone couldn't beat volvagia kwab
Might buy a snooker ball set I have a pool table but never played snooker
>>158505599What's the difference?
>>158505596im in the shadow temple now tranny
Staring at the ceiling in the darkSame old empty feeling in your heart
This anchor kraken remix jersey is clean AF. I might cop but it's 180 quid wtf. I just wish it had seattle or kraken written on it. How is your teams remix jersey? I like these special kits they do which relate to their teams cities in hockey and baseball.
>>158504980proud duck
>>158505750krakens have good jerseys cant lie
Gary made too many teams
Why aren't they letting him play
>>158505770>they
Ohnononono
/hoc/‘s life force is running out
only shit teams today
>>158505983That's the faustian bargain you make by allowing wrestlefags
>4.20 for the sharksWild timeline.
>>158505770he played a lot last night and ended up goalless with a -1
Devils are undefeated
E-God is the term actually
>>158506117huh?
just btfo bongo bongo no-hit. gerudo valley bullshit/spirit temple/ganon's castle and it's a wrap other than side quests. haven't died once i am an elite gamer. golden knights won btw, 5 of 6 points so far on the roadie
its early in the morningI'm rising to the streetLit me up a cigarette and I strapped shoes on my feet
>So sad to see, you only have yourselves to blame! What team?
>>158506207you have xbox? if so just sub to gamepass for a month and play it
>>158506207Not worth it unless you got a friend to play it with it
>>158506218PC >>158506219Is the multiplayer not worth it?
>if so just sub to goypass
>>158506223Gears to me is a comfy game to get high and play co-op with a friend. PvP doesn't interest me
I remember playing gears in like 06 07 and it was filled with mexicans.
>>158506236When I looked it up on protondb the entries where all in Spanish
I remember buding wons in like 04 17 22 and it was filled with islanders.
Predies won
>>158506236for me it was trying to be a part of MLG on halo 3
>>158506259much like bud
>>158506236crabwalking was pretty fun tho
>>158506266mitch too
>>158505070>Frederick L'Ecuyer was born and raised in Saint-Tite, Quebec, located north of Trois-Rivières. He played as a centre until deciding to focus on refereeing at age 16.[2]what level of autism is this? beyond based desu, love my reffies
>>158506302I prefer to think of refs as SCPs who materialize in a hallway right before puck drop and demateralize after they walk off the ice
and you know i like my chicken fried
>4 points night>loseYou think McMeme regrets taking a paycut for this shitty team yet?
chipped my tooth KWAB (me)
>>158506361We don't sign our posts here
>>158506350the only regret would be not taking a smaller salary im sure
What a weirdo
>>158506395Your deviant lifestyle will lead to an unfashionably early arrival at the sodomites' party in Hell.
>>158506395i remember this move from my turtle ninjas
Bros McDavid says we need to start treating pushing people into the net the exact way we treat people for boarding
Just saw the news. Is he ok?
>>158504941it's Gretzky Kurri Coffey all over again
>>158506430His teammates treat him like an unironic female. >YOU CANT JUST PUSH A GIRL LIKE THATWeirder even was his team knew it was clean and stood around until McMuffin started chimping only then did they try to fight the duckies. Sad display.
>>158506432he is risen
>>158506263I believe you are Major League Gay indeed
kwaboty
>>158506500this happened to me with a girl I was seeing
worlds starts today
>>158506476*team kills you and tea bags your body*
>>158506500Good.
>>158506516https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM2K_rjZpMc&list=PLI_XNd1B_WIRzYLwGnkIUyhr77U4Wb_bl&index=6vvv
>>158506500I broke this news yesterday >>158500424 and didn't get a single (You), fuck all you guy
>>158506535you posted something ontopic during real schizo hours
>>158506535Be like Gary. If you want our attention, we need pizzaz and gimmicks.
>>158506526>tfw you spend 10 minutes recording messages and re-recording them because it didn't sound mean enough instead of just calling them a niggermiss those days bros
>>158506535You should have put BREAKING NEWS. That would have caught everyones attention
BREAKING NEWS:The Vancouver Canucks currently have 7 (seven) points
>>158506580BREAKING NEWS - OP IS A FAG
>>158506564unless Scott Laughton gets traded for a second round pick again I'm out of gimmicks
>>158506592BREAKING NEWS: your monitors off
>>158506526zoomers will never know how good we had it
>>158506578>>158506600https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7QCh-l-EJM
>>158506600the way they convinced you your parents were racists because they use mean words is the way zoomers see you if you say retard, fag, homo, etc. classic marxist thought police training youth to hate previous gen.
>>158506609my parents are racist so they must have missed that memo that went out
> "Soilers have too many fags, that's their problem. Always get rid of the fags first, like we did. We hit that one goofy looking fag, and the rest melted down."
>last online: 14 years ago
Rumors about Malkin to Minnesota Wild. Do they know he aint playing center anymore.
>>158506618hey joelwhy cant your queer team get into playoff position?
>>158506626because they're shit and run by retards?
How long until Sharks get a new coach do you reckon?
dropping a work chayka
>>158506626>laffs
>>158506624false GM egger suit only wants yanks on his team
>>158506645i can do it
>>158506535Shut the fuck up chambers
Canucks status?
>>158506687you mean second last laffs
>>158506701underrated post
>>158506645Will they hire that Krakens lady coach?
>>158506645Maurice should switch coasts
>>158506756he would look very fashionable in a cafe racer jacket
>>158506395>it increases the chances of conception
>>158506236Just like posting in /hoc/ in 26 27
>>158506779JEN
>>158506779this movie fucked me up as a kid
>trb blogging about his shitty life again
having a wet gary on this fashionably unemployed friday
/hoc/, how do we rectify the situation?
>>158506855do you do fresh pants friday? like white collar wagies pay 5$ to be alloeed to wear jeans on friday?
>>158506846i can't believe vancouver put brock boeser into stasis against his will
>>158506846What does Hongcouver have to do with Star Wars?
>>158506846free brock
>>158506879this is how they could have kept quinn hughes
>>158506856by putting our best guys up to it and negotiating the intangibles
>>158506846When will they host "Not playing like shit" night?
>>158506810How does The Big Lebowski of all movies fuck you up as a kid? Did it turn you into a weed-smoking bum?
>>158506900week after "not run by a retard" night
I'm going to the game tonight!
>>158506906he turned into a nihilist
>>158506940gary thanks you for your patronage
Canada is destroying our ladies in the WC right now...
>>158506960I'll do anything for Gary and would defend him with my life
>>158506971gary has decreed you must swallow my nut
>>158506945That's fucking interesting, man.
>ctrl f Gary>only 8 and 9 nowrookie numbers. what happened to this community
>>158506945I confused that pic and quote with another movie about a lady who was getting railed by strangers to get pregnant
>>158506865im wearing sweats but the fancy ones with the zip up pockets cuz im going out tonight
>>158507015*swallows*
Kill Gary. Behead Gary. Roundhouse kick Gary into the concrete. Slam dunk Gary into the trash can. Crucify filthy Garys. Defecate into Gary's food. Launch Gary into the sun. Stir-fry Gary in a wok. Toss Gary into active volcanoes. Urinate into Gary's gas tank. Judo throw Gary into a wood chipper. Twist Gary's heads off. Report Gary to the IRS. Karate chop Gary in half. Curb stomp a pregnant Gary. Trap Gary in quicksand. Crush Gary in the trash compactor. Liquefy Gary in a vat of acid. Eat Gary. Dissect Gary. Exterminate Gary in the gas chamber.
>>158506906trb tried to craft his persona as The Dude, only to be known as The Raped
Gary deserves hugs and kisses
how about instead of that stuff we give gary our money
>>158507085I'll give Gary the shirt off my back
>>158507056Love Gary. Hug Gary. Slam a beer with Gary on the concrete. Toss debris with Gary into the trash can. Worship pristine Garys. Clean-up after Gary's meal. Launch Gary into the hall of fame. Stir-fry Gary's fried rice in a wok. Toss Gary's enemies into active volcanoes. Cross streams with Gary at the urinals. Judo throw Gary into a cuddle position. Twist Gary's beer top off. Commend Gary with the medal of freedom. Perform karate chop with Gary. Assist Gary up the curb. Free Gary from hazards. Crush Gary's garbage in the trash compactor. Supply Gary with liquid natural gas. Dine with Gary. Protect Gary. Exterminate Gary haters in the gas chamber.
>>158506940Based! Have fun :)
Gary Gary Gary, can't you seesometimes your games just hypnotize meAnd I just love your Jewish waysI guess that's why they don't buy your jers-ays
Every great hockey game consists of three parts or acts. The first part is called "The Pledge". The ref shows you something ordinary: 10 players, two goalies, a scoreless draw. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal. But of course... it probably isn't. The second act is called "The Turn". The ref takes the ordinary something and makes one team do something extraordinary. Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled. But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making a team win 4-0 isn't enough; you have to bring it to overtime. That's why every game has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige".
Everyone hates on Toronto but Edmonton literally has the worst fans in the NHL
>>158507170Montreal is worse
>>158507170philly in every sport
>>158507170>>158507177bozo replying to himself KWAB
Everyone hates on New York but Florida literally has the worst fans in the NHL
>>158507246florida fanbases don't exist outside of the playoffs
Everyone hates on >my team but >your team literally has the worst fans in the NHL
last night we got shorks v chicago blackhawks game on the telly and i could watch hokky for once.celebrini and bedard already captains? they are barely out of pubertyis this normal in nhl? or are these teams just under 23 squads on paper?
>>158507063The Man in No Pajamas, worthy fucking adversary...
>>158507288yep, truly the worst
sabresduckswildcapspredskrak
Well?
>>158506624He makes Crosby looks bad, time to dump him.
>>1585074626 of courseSleeping naked is the only way
>>158507462Always 3, but I have had like 6 a few times after having sex when i was younger dont know why.
>>158507485i hope the guys were cool with it
>>158506624>Malkin to Minnesota Wild. how far up your rectum did you find that?
>>1585074621 in winter2 in summerlike i have no gf but would go 5 for the right lady
Just get rid of teams like Flames and Sharks. Like what's the point
wtf why didn't anybody tell me he posted his benis on instagram
wish Our Sennies could play today
>>158507730
flyers fans are taking it to the next level
>>158507694its not as good as the Granlund one :(
>>158507639well he's not going to want to stick around once Crosby leaves
>>158507785malkin is probably done after this season anyways, he's 40 and slow as shit
Which sea creature based team would taste the best in a rich and delectable seafood dish?
>>158507773true can't get much better than that (also I didn't catch the sennecke one just read about it)
>>158507814the best? the kraken, calamari is da bomb. as far as the most exotic, probably the canucks as orcas are illegal to hunt
Place ya bets on Gary's patented Friday pittance
idea, USA/Canada play a bo11 and all the other women can have a normal tournament
>>158507906This but also the men's tourney
>>158507915I was thinking about that the other day, why hasn't there been a summit series or whatever between Canada and USA. Must be because Gary wouldn't want to risk players getting injured
>>158507906>47/48 gold/silver medals are can/usa>finland 2019 silver the only exceptionwowza
>currently rainy and 60F weather>working from home wearing sweats and a robe with my dog nuzzled up on my lapi love autumn so much bros
>>158507906Finland beat us in the semifinals once but the reffies said no
binnish women?
>>158507825>he doesn't like fermented sharkPitiable. Born of a weak constitution. The desires of a man unhardened by vicious circumstance.
I have some good news. Huberdeau is skating with a regular jeresy and will be joining the flames lineup shortly.
SKAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR USAAAAAAAA
oh yeah, taylor heise got married
>>158507983She somehow has logan mailloux's exact face
who is the sexiest pwhl player
>>158508003britta curl
Jimmy Snuggerud seems good wonder why he dropped so hard in the draft?
cant believe kevin lankinen and is making me look back fondly on the days of spencer martin
>>158508008GMs are not smart
>>158508007she's out due to pregnancy so you must be right
>>158508008scouts probably didnt trust his lego head
Trevor Connelly dropped in the draft because he has a history of problematic behaviour…
USA ladies are gooning it up
>>158508027He was also like 130 pounds iirc
Logan McConnell just expanded his trade list to 12 teams.
Wayne Gretzky says he backs Canada's decision to bar Russia from the upcoming world junior hockey championship in Alberta.
>>158508061based
big ice is unfair to women
>>158508074so are big dicks but your sister takes it like a champ
>>158508092woah uncalled for
>>158508102he's not wrong, my sister has 3 boys and they are all giants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zskGJCCfsjE
>>158508113well i'm glad it worked out, maybe they'll be nhl dmen one day
>>158508094the gretzky family is from that area of the world so there may be some strong feelings towards russia ingrained in their dna
>>158508061None of this posturing matters. Cas stated ban is illegal.
>>158507951So fucking rigged
>>158508061Good to see an American player support us
>>158508141lol we will see about that
>>158508141kek you're not going to be included retard
>>158508136How fitting that Wayne is a bit of a White Russian himself...
I heard McDavid has like 50 points or something that's fucking crazy man
>>158508173you can't read lol
how come russians literally only show up here when there is some major news about russia or russiansyou don't see finns exclusively posting when aho does something, they actually watch the league
>>158508185Fake news sorry
>>158504647/KRAK/
>>158508193the authority of cas does not supersede that of the government's dumbass
tage thomspons angry brother, rage thompson
>>158508198It's their job as government employees
>>158508198They have to rush to the defence of their irrelevant ahhh country
>>158508217okay, how about that: you ban Russia from every tournament in Canada and we'll see what happensif nothing, then you was right
>>158508240they already did that though lolthe prime minister said you're not allowed at wjc
I'm tired of shit games on Friday night Gary
>>158508240that is already the case
>>158507694We’ve been discussing macarons nonstop
>>158508254>>158508250Then there's nothing to talk about, isn't it?Just please don't chicken out from it now.
>>158508253you're supposed to be going out and having fun on friday night
>>158508260to be fair to myself, I have been off the sauce for the last few days which means I haven't been around muchpayday was today so I will resume the sauce
I'm expanding my trade list to /v/, /tv/, /a/, and /an/.
>>158508288Sorry but the only acceptable offers have been from /x/ and /gif/
1 hour 20 min left for Exilecon!Any hoc chads who will play PoE 2 1.0 release 11 december
the USA ladies are graping the Swiss
I'm actually from /pw/ doing my excursion in /hoc/
The Ukrainian poster mysteriously disappeared when the war started. I hope he’s okay…
>>158508288/pw/ said you're not a draw and your gimmick is gay
>>158508288Do you watch enough seasonal anime to contribute to /a/?
>>158508341he probably asploded :(
>>158508341hes the Russian poster now
the fake french/german/italian girls are diving again
hell yeah
>>158508341>>158508361He was a flyers fan and he’s probably dead :(
Hilary Knight should marry Jack Eichel of the Golden Knights
lady scar
>>158508382Flyers are young and have hope. Let's hope he revives.
commentator just let slip a "himself" when referring to a lady player
>>158508402Ladies can't scaaar. That's a myth.
>>158508355I watched You and I are Polar Opposites with my girlfriend and plan on watching the new Skip and Loafer and Dungeon Meshi seasons when they come out. I almost referred to them as "cours", but I don't know the hobby well enough to know if that's accurate and rescinded it. Is this enough?
Thank you for waiting, it’s up
>>158508355The only anime I like is jojo bizzare adventure it reminds me of wrestling
going to the Flames game tonight boys. WILL be calling the Anaheim team "the cucks"
friggin' government making me spend my birthday money on renewing my driving license than a gift to myself
Gretzky probably has read "Always With Honour", extremely based
>>158508449thank you for including my nuckies
>>158508458throw some macarons onto the ice
I suspect Sergachev trade was suboptimal for Tampa after all.
>>158508412I hope so as well
/hoc/'s Jackies :D
I grow tired of the stats dorks
>>158508449Sharks are swimming at the bottom of the pacific
>>158508556cope stats are everything, nerd
>>158508515haha is that guy on that team? I just might then
We need a gritty defenceman that can chip the puck out and fight analytics don’t cover everything
>>158508581>pretending publicly available models are worth anything if youre not plugged in the best stats you can use are the gambling odds from vegas
Women are so weak it's hilarious watching them struggle to make a shot that leaves the ice surface
>>158508610lol your just bad that Canadian women and American women dominate this sport and other countries are second fiddle
>>158508556We should compile stats for /hoc/ BDAx (beers drank above expected) for every game.
>>158508618>your
>>158508621well my baseline is 18 but sometimes i can get a little spicy and for for +6, and then i'll wake up the next day underneath my computer desk
>>158508458Based! Make a sign for /hoc/
>>158508650Elite
How the hell does the mirror know what's behind the paper
>>158508677Basic math. The mirror knows negative everything!
because Seeing is not always Believing
the illuminati has taken control of Big Mirror it's over
>>158506962Well yeah, it’s hard to imagine your local caliphates approving of female participation
>>158508704Well yeah. I see Gary all the time, but don't believe a word he says.>>158508709The Illuminati has had our reflections under control since long before you or I was ever born.
>>158507481based 6chad
>>158508709>>158508704Life is more enjoyable when you’re not schizoing out about nonsense 24/7.
>>158508876based head in the sand anon
>>158508876>Life is more enjoyable when you’re not schizoing out about nonsense 24/7.[This post has been fact checked by anon, and was determined to be false.]
>>158508876@grok is this true?
>>158508906>don't think, consoom
>>158508906I'm with you, just fucking have sex incels and get your heads in the fucking sand!
>>158508917>>158508914Thinking the world is flat and controlled by a secret society of aliens is low iq
>>158508876>he trusts the mirrors
>>158507447The based belt
>>158508940>the world is flatIt really is, our Universe is a 4-dimensional tube in 11-dimensional setting. We're all flat as f.
>>158508906The shadow government exists to stop me from having a job and a girlfriend.Why else wouldn't I have them ?
>>158508906
>>158508906unless you went to school to be a lawyer there is no way the average person is reading and understanding any official lawyer speak documents published by a government you are just reading ramblings of retards who are barely literate.
Connor likes to pretend hes a robot and get pegged
>>158508997
>>158509000the only times i've ever seen mcautomaton emote was when he was telling the soilers to dig the fuck in right now and when he was weeping after getting btfo by florida
>>158508449>81% for a team who just had a choke for the history booksthis shit is so made up
>>158509010yeah i remember him crying
>>158509013Go on...
>>158509013where are his glasses?
>>158509010His social skills counselor was proud of him for speaking up
Zhang
>>158509095Which tournament?
>>158509054>all those empty seatskwab
another week of waging in the books, bros!
>>158506500>>158506501kek
>>158509187One more hour for me :)
>>158509158Asia championship
>>158508967I'll be your gf and supervisor fren
>>158509187Yah, bro! Time to live it up!! Gotta make the best of these opportunities>refreshes /hoc/ for the next 48 hours
>>158509187now you can start your volunteer 48 hour seething at samir shift down at the /hoc/ factory
>>158505358So real
We discuss Devils here
my wifes being a cunt, maybe i wont be going to the flames game after all. Might have to beat some sense into this woman instead
>>158509333spousal abuse is a crime
>>158509374Just like skateboarding
>>158509333If you're a grown up, why would you need a permission from her to go?
>>158509382only if you do where you arent allowed
>>158509406Just like spousal abuse
>>158509410where is that allowed in north america?
>>158509419belize
>>158509419Mexico
>>158509428source?
>>158509436Look it up
>>158509448naw, youre full of shit
>>158509395im trying to go with her, obviously.
>>158509491if you want to show off your beautiful wife to the public be direct with her about it
>>158509507last time we went together it ended with me pushing a guy that was talking to her in a tone I didnt like onto the C-Train tracks, so it might be that.
>>158509581fake news, like this wife of yours
Didn't know you could marry body pillows in Calgary
>>158509581well, ultimately, she has the right to declinesorry about that
>>158509589it got me a lot of sex at the time, but she acts like she didnt like it. My wifes black and this toothless black guy hit on her and she told him to stop and he didn't so I pushed him and he stumbled back and fell off the platform>>158509599lol no she doesnt she's my wife aka my property, in a very real sense.
just got done with an 5 hour gooning sesh, I'm ready for tonight's games
Burgers or pizza tonight lads?
>>158509698cockgo canes!!
WAGING IS OVER :DDDD
>>158509706I second this as a Panthers fan!
>>158509706I should get kbbq sometime
Are there black people in Calgary?
>>158509754yeah but that one flames poster who is gonna beat his wife scared all of them away
>>158509754Iginla and his family
>>158508217>authority of cas does not supersede that of the government's dumbassBut globohomo does>Carney
>>158509754probably some of the players on the stampeders
>crying about globohomo on the internet
the ironing
>>158509830> t. globohomo enjoyer
>>158509848you enjoy it too, retard, or your wouldnt be on the internet
>>158509848the irony is lost coming from olympic tourists
>>158509754I wouldn't call calgarians people
REGGIETIME !!!
My aura is global
>>158508153
test
>>158509900Your aura reaches my gym sauna
>>158509855>nou KWAB
>>158509981FAILURE
>>158509859Stay seething.
>>158510009>40 minutes to think of no u
>>158510002>tooyesu*
Hellebuyck is on sports center
im at the Tasty Snacks Store, do you guys need anything???
>>158510032>>158510041> still nou and seething KWAB
>>158510044they better be grilling him on his puck handling skills
>>158510044what did him and stephen a discuss?
>>158510052tyfyc have fun smashing f5 all night
Will it finally be my olies year ?
>>158510067faces of alberta
we have an auto-refresh here...
but yes i believe in my vikies
>>158510103sry wrong genny
>>158510067>>158510081how is there not someone with a stopwatch and handcuffs within shouting distance of this guy at all times?
>>158510102kino best playoff series ive ever seen in my lifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdiiEDfSYlU
for me its san jose shark maxim shabbo goynov
>>158510103elbows up pekkä
Really considering a massive mcdonalds feed tonight.
>>158510173gross
you guys ARE going out and having sex like Gary said you should right?????
>>158510176It is gross. I'm a gross man >:D
>>158510180Gary said what??
>>158506500RAPED
>>158510181that's a great new slogan
>>158510188yeah he texted me earlier asking me what the move was tonight and if I had any huzz
>>158510063>unintelligible postStay mad.
>>158510173>>158510176>>158510181>>158510203
>olympic tourist outs himself on /hoc/ lore againlol
>>158510289>>158510199
>>158510314an entire lake was used in order to make your AI slop, fatboy
>it was 4-0
I don't feel so good about tonight' games
>What wig?
>>158510289Essentially me, yes
>>158510344Who is your team, Ivan?
>>158510370The flames are the northern hemispheres team
>>158510370The mild. But odds of having a good game, they're not great.
all these lesblames fans are the guys who shut up quick when you speak to them in hardcore quebecker
>>158510377But the Oilers are even more northern?
>>158505602Everything
>>158510386cuz that's not a real language
>>158510392What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
>>158510385I would imagine the wild will do well, but it could be close.
>>158510392And loved by Australians
>>158510404U mad?
>>158510402you bawston fuckers shut up quick too when you're having your first beer at 20
>>158510414>it could be closeI hope so, I have watched too many one-sided games recently.
>>158510422im not from bumston and they're not real people either
>>158510431yo serguei, what's the deal with ivan? when is the little fucker coming back? i know it's not party and pussy because he has a wife
>>158510440No idea, I have no contacts.He's been in this threads longer than me, perhaps he returns one day.At least he probably isn't dead like Sam.
>>158510440>>158510454>yo serguei, what's the deal with ivan? when is the little fucker coming back? i know it's not party and pussy because he has a wife>No idea, I have no contacts.>He's been in this threads longer than me, perhaps he returns one day.>At least he probably isn't dead like Sam.
Sam isn't dead
Trying not to be a doomer. But the Sharks are so fucking lame this season it’s crazy. In the past even when they sucked and were losing, there was still fun and excitement to be had. The team is lacking soul. They need their spark back.
my sabbie :) said no one ever >:O
>>158510499I was told he is, but it was hard to figure out what exactly happened.
ALL YOUR PUCKS ARE BELONG TO US
Give your ranking of the top 5 teams in the league.
>>158504982he has a bigger cock than u
>>158510500cope /hoc/ said they won the draft
my islanders won last year's draft
bud did not 1
Bet there is some fat loser in Buffalo wanting to post >my sabbies :)Fair warning. You better not.
>>158510531oilers, avs, kniggas, canes, panthershonourable mentions: utah, maybe devils
>>158510557>oilers>panthersHe didn't ask you to rank the top 5 washed up shitters
>>158510579whom am I supposed to name instead? habs? you can't be serious
>>158510565We beat two of those teams and only lost to one of them
APPPPPLEDOUGH
>>158510593Tangers :D
well actually, if Barkov continues to receive injures, then rip
>>158510565>honourableWe don't spell it like that here
ducks? devils? nooooooooo why cant i play the canucks and flames 42 times a year so i can statpadmaxx ;__;
fyi I am bringing back 'oh snap!' so only I may post it
>>158510565>>158510620>you spell honor like a Brit!
>>158510624you lucky bitch
OH SNAP!
>>158510620I prefer British English, the one and only I can understand by ear.
>>158510606he'll retire soon
fsjalanon, where ever you arethank you
>>158510672>>158510672>>158510672NEW
>>158510314Into the gary verse, all pucks drop at the same time.
Kill it
