Wild Edition>>158504555
first for >laffs
business idea: we bring back business ideas
>>158510682Fund It
>>158510686you can't fund anything with your limited income kwarb
>>158510672Can anyone tell me what that statue is? Some Greek myth, I assume
Get your fingers off the keyboard, buffalo fans
>>158510700https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hercules_the_Archer
>>158510700Hercules the Archer
>>158510712>>158510716Awesome. Thanks.
Based DJ jus playing this. Probably get some Jock Jams next
Damn, /hoc/, who knew you were so worldly
>>158510682Business Idea: NHL exhibition game in Sapporo
>>158510682business idea: we make arenas like Rocket League ones where the puck never goes out of play
business idea: Your Mother gives me a foot massage and cooks me a steak
>>158510712>U wot mate????
ALERT ALERTRYAN WARSOFSKY HAS FINALLY LISTENED TO ME AND PUT GRAF AT CENTER THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>158510770>reasons to live>you're not a kongs fan
After yesterday's game mild have a good chance to throttle them.
>>158510682Expansion team in the far north!
>>158510770tonight we'll turn it around :)
how i sleep knowing the minnesomalia wild faggots will never win a stanley cup
Really seems like there should be a lot more Luke Hughes discussion going on up in here
>>158510823jlmi
>>158510765my mom cant cook
business idea: outdoor hockey game in japan on a frozen onsen
>>158510823Real talk: can't see them beating Vegas in the playoffs this timeline.
>>158510823the state of hockey
>>158510770>>158510821
>>158510682Make NHL the first no pants / thong league
>>158510863k/hoc/ is on tonight, post music https://youtu.be/snVhpv2PtSg?si=EtshWOWB3jxjEk0t
>>158510875https://youtu.be/aQnW-MxAU6U
posted more steely dan in 7 years than actually watching games award
SmackDown is on bros
Garland 1 point in 15 games
Dostal is so ass
>>158510869make the players endorse jockstrap brands
my ducksies :(
My penguins ):
DUCKIES TIE ITbut Dostal is still ass
>2nd shot on goal>wolf already lets it in
QUACK QUACK
Go on, buffalo fags. Make my day.
Jeff Malott's brother is MMA sensation Mike Malott
kaprizov is the biggest meme "superstar" in the league
>>158510970Reagan was a pussy
>>158510980Maybe but he also got pussy
>>158510833only if there are photos of the players in the onsen
here but im not watching hockey
Zayne is dominating the ducks rn
>>158511010Yes I'm trying to find 432hz healing frequencies
>>158511030just buy a dog whistle bro
That anon you're replying to could be a highly intelligent Devils fan and you wouldn't even know it
debbies can barely keep ahead of shesterkinless rags
Our record pre-Hellebuyck doesn't count
>>158511046The devil's truest weapon is the belief that he does not exist
>>158511056the metro is pretty bad this year.
Pacific is always competitive
OH SNAP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n3WgiMftaU
The flames and ducks game makes me really want Candy Corn.GOOOAAAALLLLLLLLL
SHIT GAMES
Dabres plowing jacket5.
>>158511110>dabs
>>158511111/hoc/ is washed
Virtanen 12 points in 16 games for Michalovce Dukla
no anime allowed please
Flames are dominating
>>158511124Reading all that makes me want a pint and a mince meat pie, gubnah
The most dangerous lead.
>>158511127What about olli juolevi
>>158511128You've put the slug into the op recently.Deal's off.
>Cal-GaryMakes one think
Larkin should come to Calgary we just need a centre and our rebuild is over
>>158511124why are you following a soccer thread made by an algerian /hoc/ man? are ypu deranged?
>>158511173wolf and whitecloud for larkin who says no
>>158511165it's actually pronounced calgree
did that Flamesbro end up going to the game or did he beat his wife instead?
>>158511188buds really dedicated to the gimmick
>>158511187we do things a little different in calgary we call gary gree bettman
>Gree Breece Bettmeme
It’s pronounced Patrick wah
What’s up, Sabrehood?
>>158511010based. I don’t even like hockey.
Sean Avery was on barn burner and he said Craig conroy needs to be fired.
>>158511215I'm dabbin' tonight
What's a hockey?
>>158511238It’s pronounced torono
>>158511238a key for /hoc/
11/9/26 will be 7 years since Don got shit canned for telling people to wear poppies
I don't think the Anaheim mighty queefs are a playoff teamThe power of india and the phillipines combined... awesome...
>>158511254He got shitcanned for being a racist cunt before it suddenly came back into style for a short period He just got unlucky; that's all
Flames eating nachos
>>158511269Don Cherry isn't even racist he just doesn't like them Chinese folks
>>158511254He didn't even say anything offensive back then.
>>158511282I was offended
>>158511281who does?
How the hell did the Sharks end up with only one good player?
>>158511290Them Chinese folk, as long as they're the right kind of Chinese
Goalie pads are too big make them smaller
>>158511292They're the Oilers of the South, I'm convinced. No mcdavid coming up to save em either.
>>158511287You just offended me =(
>>158511292Loser mentality
When will the NHL exceed the NBA in relevancy?
>>158511281He had a little something against eurotrash. But I think he wouldve liked to comment on landyskog lifting the cup good canadian boy, captain at 18 did you know that? Can you believe that? Alright lets go
Turns out dostal was just God awful
>>158511292they drafted a swede
>>158511331the nhl has like 3-4 michael jordans playing simultaneously and the needle has barely moved, it's never happening
This is the shittiest Friday lineup of all time, Gary>justify your lavish lifestyle, Bettman, you sniveling fuck ass
Don cherry was supposed to coach the Saskatchewan blues after St-Louis relocated
>>158511340What if one of them was black?
>>158511331In this nigger world? NeverWhite sports along with white people will become ever more niche. Soon hockey will be as obscure as /biatholon/
I feel sorry for blue jackets fans
Don Cherry was immortal until he lost his broadcasting job, but you can literally watch him dying when you see him now
>>158511352>soon
>>158511331when gary fills the nhl with black people (his actual plan)
Bs call against the flames aftwr the ducks have been cheating rhe entire game
>>158511347Iginla...Btw American youth don't necessarily just worship black skin, they worship zero sum thinking narcissism. They were raised seeing people like that get everything they want. Hockey is incompatible with modern America.
>>158511352Should we teach black kids to skate to maintain Gretzky’s legacy?
>>158510672Stole that celebration from Cuatemoc Blanco (who stole it from the Aztecs)
>>158511360Purpose is the fountain of youth
celepoopi cant score when he shoots anymore
>>158511374The Olympics broke him
>>158511347We already had Iginla
>>158511347gary had evander kane in atlanta and the team still folded
Why is the nhl the only major sport with ads on their jeresy?
>>158511311Unironically
>>158511367Aside from Tij Iginla and Odin Okposo, are there any other blacks coming down the pipeline?
>>158511360Well anon when you die from old age you aren't going to look like you were in your 60s, you age and turn into a raisin/crypt keeper. You're just old enough now to notice it and see your own mortality in those people
>>158511389Ej emery
>>158511367Americans literally have a brown person in they heads and their greatest fear is to hear him say nahhh mane that shit cringe bruh yall watch this disney on ice shit? nah man where da puck at doe
>>158511383Anon they all have ads on their jerseys. Did you just get out of prison?
>>158511383>jeresyIs this how the Spanish spell heresy?it should be
>>158511389xrb watches a lot of junior hockey xhe should be able to tell you.
my sabres!
>>158511400>>158511399I see ads on jeresy now but not before in other leagues thats unheard of in modern sports unlike soccer maybe
>>158511389>Odin OkposoLmao youre kidding
>>158511397>incoherent commentSorry buddy eh I don't speak Canadian pal saar
>>158511400jen
san jose's offense evaporated during the offseason and they decide to run a 5F PP lol this team has no fucking clue what they're doing
>>158511397where is da puck doe
>>158511409Literally every sport has had on their jerseys for awhile now. NFL still only has the Nike logo for advetising but they're going to be getting them soon on the other sleeve
why does the swedish retard keep acting like stenberg is good when the sharks offense is total garbage?
>>158511408
>>158511421This puck?
Average Celebrini goal
>celebrini is finish-NOT SO FAST
shorks scarr
watching my Clav and hex whilst watching celebrini get a lucky goal
Future is teal
>>158511429Hot pink would be the best color for the puck and everyone knows it, but moids will never let it happen
does celeb ever fucking leave the ice?that's actually impressive
Who's staying up all night watching Whiskey League?Not enough Gary League on tonight
>>158511426why do you expect a teenager in his first season to be elite
Why isnt Calgarypuck working? Of course it goes down during the best flames game of the year.
Wild are gonna score in the next 5 minutes of game time. They’ll go up a gear
>>158511439They have no other players to put out there
>>158511442>what do you mean the 2nd overall pick has high expectations??okay?
>>158511443The server room (Jim's basement) flooded
>the city of Hamilton
>>158511448give me the winning lotto numbers next, nostradamus
>>158511426Stenberg might be goodHe's big and big players always take longer to adapt to the NHL because they can't use their size advantage like against young men and kids.
>>158511469Okay and Gavin is better so that’s the end of this debate.
*scores*
>>158511448Whenever they go up against an actually good opponent the score stays relatively close because the good opponent doesn’t need to leave first gear. But they second they tie it the other team starts trying
>>158511441No thanks I have to watch KHL as well.
*also scored, but earlier in the game*
I can't believe someone traded for Shane Wright. That guy was getting outplayed by 2nd liners in the AHL. I must have seen him play a dozen games in person and never once did I think to myself this guy is good even by AHL standards
Is anyone getting burnt out by hockey? I’ve watched it the last two years and it’s just the same game over and over again. I personally enjoy the off ice drama more than the game itself
>>158511471Probably but why are you mad>Gary rigs mckenna for you and you still mad>getting mad at a swede
>>158511442cause elite players are good throughout their entire career
>>158511491Nah, my country's teams actually win the cup, so it helps keep me engaged.
>>158511493guess mcdavid will never be elite
Dylan won
>>158511491No, there's always good games on and good posts
>>158511498Hey, Puss. Did he really even win?
>>158511497source?
Flames got scored on and no one cared
the wild don't need larkin at all, billy g should give it up
>>158511518>FlamesWho? That some ECHL team?
Moustaches and mullets are coming back. I’m glad to see so many hockey players rocking them!
>>158511519Yeah, i don't see that trade happening anymore. If it happened pre-season, sure, Yurov, Stramel, picks. But Yurov is coming into his own to a strong case for 2C, maybe even 1C in the very near future. Would be a major mistake to ship him off for some 30-year-old diva.
>>158511534>But Yurov is coming into his own to a strong case for 2C, maybe even 1C in the very near futurelol
>>158511519Isn't Larkin's reputation rock bottom at this point?I hope Bill isn't desperate enough to make this trade.
What is a Rov and what should I be asking it?
>>158511543>i don't know puckWe know.
In 2040 are hockey fans really going to be chanting the same boomer rock songs?
>>158511558Probably, that's only 14 years away and those songs have been used for 30+ years.
>>158511557only a team like the >mild would have a shitter like yurov as a 1c lmao
>>158511491They could improve it by changing it up sometimes>multi-puck>different maps, move the boards around>powerups on the iceNot every game has to be the same, it’s 2026
Someone please give him a season ticket to the nearby gym.Save the man from dying young.
>>158511568>>158511557
>>158511534they have the wingers to insulate yurov for sure. keep the assets and space for when quinn walks imo
>>158511570>hoc, but CSGOI'd pay at least 20 bucks to see that
>>158511491>I personally enjoy the off ice drama more than the game itselfBoy, do I have the sport for you, Jamal.
>>158511570>no mini goalie debuff
>>158511573keep huffing that hopium
Oilers are the best team in the league
>>158511558yes, Rock You Like A Hurricane always pops the crowd
quinn hughes was able to make elias pettersson look like a 1c for a couple seasons too
>welcome to /hoc/, newfish; the thread
>>158511588when was that again?
>>158511578Why does the NBA expand more into Canada. I thought they have some team in hongcouver when I was a kid, and they have the raptors, but I don't know of any others and I will not have that in my search history.
>>158511583>keep cheering on >your teamOk. I will. Thanks!
Stars are my American team
>>158511599Just remember to take your prep anon
>>158511598>another strawmannever ever
Not even sure what this webm is, but I'm gonna post it.
>>158511494
>>158511595the nba respects their fans and doesnt feel the need to water the talent down with 32 teams like the nhl did
>>158511595They had a team in Vancouver, but they moved to Memphis Maplestahn has a round ball league, you know
>>158511614what a pussy
>>158511578TOP KEK
>>158511620>They had a team in Vancouver, but they moved to MemphisIs Memphis known for it's grizzly bears?
>>158511494This. And Olympic gold. That’s enough to keep me entertained.
>>158511618Seattle and Vegas are getting expansions
>>158511618>the nba respects their fansGood joke. The NBA insults their fans every chance they get. The Intuit Dome in LA sends all your data to Israeli spy companies to be put into a databank. They don't even enforce the rules during games and make shit up. NBA is modern WWF
>>158511628next you are going to tell /hoc/ there arent mammoths in utah?
>>158511494>celebrating another team's wintop cuck
>>158511640There used to be
>>158511618Gary still has it in him to push a couple of expansions down our throats.
>>158511640Dead and buried ones, though.
>>158511643You seem upset, anon.
>>158511633>jack in a league with a kingits the king/knight dynamic all over again
>>158511661really? cause i think its hilariousbut if it upsets you then all the funnieri for one would never celebrate a >laffer cup
>>158511666Like the silver/bettman dynamic, if you will
>>158511671You're boring and an angry little man.
>>158511633>Las Vegas>isolated city of 640K surrounded by a desert>4 professional sports teamswhy?
>>158511678but enough about trb
>>158511678and you celebrate another team's win like it was the one you cheer forcuck behaviour
>>158511683they have the dough
>>158511683Why the fuck wants to know?
>>158511698
>>158511683Tourists want to come see their team play AND enjoy Vegas. They plan a whole trip around it. spend their money, and the wealthy core of Vegas survives
>>158511688Cry to Gary about it.
>>158511719what year do you think this is
>>158511696Same reason teams are moving to SLC MLB team moving there soon
>>1585117301994
>>1585109703 points night :)
>>158511727we can cry together since >your team hasnt won shit
Nice defense Mac.Two way as fuck!
>>158511748My team wins every season.
>>158511738I like that piece
Wild are unstoppable.
Do you rub the lamp?
>>158511494Holy based. Not only does my country win, but I get to check Reddit and see all the seethe. If feeds me.
>>158511761Based islanders fan
>>158511761ok cuck
Ducks are playing so lame what a gay way to tie the game
>>158511762It's a goody. My dad got it when they were selling stuff from the old Aud.
Celebrini is a dirty little cunt
Shorks are playing dirty
>>158511761We know...
>>158511795nah, he should have mashed his face into the ice
I am so glad the flames are moving their camera angle is so shit
>>158511795What is it about canadian 1OA being dirty ass players?
>shartebrini
Flames up 3-1?Good as over.
>>158511817Wolf blew it no other answer
celebrini has been a complete non-factor for the majority of the year
Just in case some of you forgot.
>>158511828>our Krakkies won a cupwtf Based?
>>158511765WHAT IS YOUR WISH /hoc/?
>>158511828Last time new York won a team was 1994
Wild is a good guy team that’s also a contender. They deserve your support
>>158511806Because Minnesota are finishing their checks? Get real
>>158511683Vegas is just a suburb of LA 2bqh
>>158511843no, just because
>getting scored on by Zach Bogosiankek
>>158511847La and Vegas are just suburbs of greater Disneyland aka anaheim
>>158511835A forward who can carry the puck without shitting their pants
I’m starting to think the flames arent a playoff team…
SHORKS WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DOING?
>>158511824Goalies take time he's just a pup
>>158511847can you make a place a suburb through sheer air traffic alone?
Sharks bros...we're outclassed
>>158511841their fandom has ruined any good will i may have extended
Wait till the booktok girlies find out it's an evil jew who's letting team bearded chud beat team dreamy yaoi
>>158511862fight back, flames bro
>goalie didn’t see all of thatHow do these commentators know what the goalie sees?
>>158511881amazingly, quinn has his own fetishy set of fangirls.
>>158511880Maybe you were a whiney asshole and they responded properly.
>>158511882Number 33 of the Sirs, penalty, 2 minute minor, too much slo-mo,
can the sharts stop with these fucking 95 mile per hour cross ice passes
I fear to imagine what might happen to the mild should Hughes get injured.
>>158511839awwwwwwyeeeeeeee
>>158511899this kind of behaviour is what im referring to exactly
>>158511895Not anymore, he betrayed them by laughing at the cheeto's women hockey joke
>spends 19M/yr on a "shut down" defense tandem.
Ew wolf is honouring Theo fleury? Doesnt he know how problematic he is?
>>158511910i wonder if they really abandoned him. maybe disrespecting women is another thing they're into
>>158511910That just makes him more based. More jokes like that should be made at the expense of women's hockey.
I got cut up at work today
>>158511915he's a good country artist
Celebitchi is seething like a 4-year-old tonight.
If Vegas kept whitecloud they win the cup last season.
>>158511921looking good m8, post feet
Sharks are garbaaaaage
Based Wild still pouring it on the shorks until the horn in a 4-1 game.
my sharkies fucking suck
>>158511938Just like our flames
>>158511912should have kept it to just one or two older guys and loaded up on twinks
How do you let little Quinn Hughes into your head? Silverbrini has some mental and emotional scars I guess
It's good that Kaprizov's line scored everything but this also means wild has no depth.
>>158511935CUTTER SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAR >feet
The sharks had a players only meeting after losing 7-2 to the kings and it really showed tonight
>>158511904EA SPORTS, IT'S IN THE GAME
The quack marches on...
Cherry picking bastards
>>158511952m-maybe the diminishing scoreline means itll be closer next game
DUCKS UNDEFEATED IN CANADA
fLames cup run status?
>>158511949Yeah? How's that "no depth" going for them so far?
This is the ducks Stanley cup
>>158511981cope their stanley cup was in 2007
>>158511976Second round exit last time.I totally get why Bill's ready to stir up all sorts of shit with trades.
>>158511976zero cups in franchise history
It’s fascinating to me that the Wild can win 4-1 and none of their players are over 20 minutes. We need a coach who can do something other than “Mack on first line, and third line, and PP, and PK”. There are no words.The team overall looked so much better (apparently the reins were loosened a smidge) and I’m loving Misa on wing (and holy shit 20 TOI has to be a record for him) but I don’t really want to watch Mack die on center ice after playing 25 minutes (which was wholly unnecessary in the last few minutes of the third)
>>158511996Same amount canada has had in the entire existence of that franchise. +7 extra years in which they weren't even a franchise.
Connor McDavid talent-wise is better than Gretzky ever was.
MY Duckies with yet another exciting win
Dallas has a cup tho lol
>>158512009how many stan lees have mcdavid's oilers won?
>>158512009yeah
>>158512015post lewd snacks
This was one of those games where, with the general mood this season has had at least, I don't really care about the result as much as I care about how we looked out there. And this was a game that has really rekindled some of the hope and energy I had coming in to the season. We mostly looked a lot better, and I think some of the over the top dooming in the GDT has lost perspective on what we're actually wanting out of this team against one of the top play off contenders and best goalies in the league.Mack truly looks back to form. Dick and Asky continue to impress me with the strides they've taken. Another really solid game for Pohlkamp.Fingers crossed we have Wenny back within the next couple of games.In saying all that, my opinion of Warso hasn't really changed yet, I'm not sure how much of the credit I would give to him - I especially do not see his vision with PP1.
>>158512021Same number as gretz without messier unfortunately
DUCKS WIN!
did you guys just see the news about some retard being pushed in front of the c-train near the saddle dome?
>>158512042I hope he was that flames fan that posts here.
>>158512021How many Paul Coffeys has McDavid had?
>>158512050>he just needs more helpMaybe they should have thought about that when drafting forwards for the 10 years gary kept rigging the 1OA to them.
I'm probably retarded but I'd take Q.Hughes over C.McDavid for my fantasy team.
>>158512056name 1 defenseman from any of those 3 draft classes they should have taken instead
IT WAS 3-1HAHAHAHALAMESFAGS
>>158512092How exciting
>>158512070Matt Dumba, Darnell Nurse, Seth Jones.
>>158512103>Darnell Nurse
>>158512118He's elite. Just ask Mike Grier.
>>158511993They are due like Carolina was.
i love how the sj media is now pretending last year and the offseason didn't happen and trying to convince everyone that it's okay they suck total shit because they are LE REBUILDING, anything to skirt around the fact the entire team has taken a massive step back and aren't even close to fulfilling expectations put on them for the first time in nearly ten years
Wild become the fastest team in NHL history to 1000 regular season wins!
>>158512137That's the entire Pacific except Vegas.
>>158512118Racist chud.
Huomenta but the opposite
So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Celebrini, we can blame twinks getting fatigue, we can praise the Milds effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Will and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in the post season. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about this season, or our chances in playoffs for that matter. Not playing like this.
>our chances in playoffswhat playoffs lmao
>>158512163sunbeltcels…
>>158512180Less than 10%
>>158512137it's interesting that even their press guys are publicly commenting on something being off. it's a weird situation. they were decent at first, even with mack missing a couple games, but after that it's been like somebody died or there was some fundamental breakdown behind the scenes. they look nothing like the team that started the season.
Wolf said to himself nah let’s lose this one
>>158512005never ever
>yeah, butkek. he's seethin' tonight.
I wanna play the Wild
gotta get ready for Thanksgiving soon, bros
>>158512268the team that started the season was balancing on a knife's edge in the first place, ot wins might be exciting to a casual audience but the inability to convincingly close a game and crutching on a 50/50 minigame was going to bite them at some point
>>158512153And my ducks
>>158512137Celebrini exploding last year made people think San Jose is further along in their rebuild than they really are. When he is feeling it he's good enough to singlehandedly carry the team on his back, plus he makes everyone around him that much better. He looks like he is playing through an injury right now and none of the other little zoomers on the roster are good enough yet to compensate if Celebrini can't play like a cheat code. Their veterans all range from shit tier to mid at best so they can't pick up the slack either.The Pacific being garbage last year also made San Jose look artificially close to making the playoff. This year it looks like Vegas and Edmonton aren't going to underachieve all season, Anaheim's core is a year closer to their prime and Seattle is somehow doing OK so far.
>>158512513You forgot to mention that the Flames are contenders this year.
>>158511949Name ONE team with depth other than the Canes and Habs(And no, not your debbies or your flames or your islanders)
>>158512513Bud post unlock it
>>158512513it sure as shit convinced the front office they were closer than they are but when you spend 30 million dollars against the cap bringing people in being arguably worse than they were last year just flat out isn't acceptable you have one player playing below average and the team has totally imploded offensively, obviously there's going to be a drop in overall production but you're talking averaging around a goal per game recently
>>158512513I think Celebrini may have peaked last season desu. A lot of things went his way. If you ask me I can list them but just accept it as fact
>>158512513They are a soft team like that habs. You need some ogres or russian goons to be successful, not a bunch of flashy twinks
>>158512556My Devils
>>158512585You must literally never watch the Habs
>>158512560>black GMsThe Trouba signing and especially the Nurse trade were horrific. I don't know how you take that God-awful contract without any retention by Edmonton.
>>158512585the sharks are like top of the league in hits this season. i think there's a reasonable argument that hiring too many big guys to hit has been counterproductive if the other players are having trouble finding scoring chances.>>158512624trouba is like the only one of the buys that seems to have kind of worked out because he's made dickinson better and still produces some offence, unlike nurse.
>>158512568he got his 94 million and doesn't care anymore
>>158512647they also aren't stopping goals
>>158512647In a vacuum Trouba as a player is fine, though I think with his age and playing style the last year or two of his contract could get pretty rough. But having 17.5 million combined tied up in Nurse and Trouba for the next 4 years is beyond retarded. All of their good RFAs are due for a raise after their ELCs expire before those contracts come off the books. That's a problem because Leo Carlsson's offer sheet killed the idea that teams will get long term, team friendly deals when extending RFAs. SJ better hope Gary's cap growth projections aren't hopium or else the Trouba/Nurse contracts will cuck them out of a good young player.
>>158512726yeah it's too much overall, especially for the performance. we have to assume they're going to be traded to another rebuilding team in 2-3 years. supposedly there's just enough room for the younger guys' expected contracts (particularly if they're shit again this season instead of upping their value), but they'll need to be moved along before full term.
The owner's husband saw me drinking a beer at the bar before my shift. I only had one with lunch but I'm sure I'll hear about it on Monday.
>>158510682legalize high sticking and slashing, to really amp it up in the league
>>158510682I don't understand why the Seattle Kraken have not done a Splatoon night to get the Nintendo kiddies/manchildren in the seats. Just pop out a cheap figure of a squidkid wearing Kraken gear. They're out here doing fuckin Naruto night instead.
>>158512624>>158512647Blacks are much more innately tribal so it was no surprise to us who are knowers of such things that Grier went after Nurse. And that it would sure as shit not pan out.
Me and Jacob Trouba are members of the lib tribe
Should have traded 2 OA or taken a defensemen
quinn hughes is having fun which means he WILL be extending with the wild
>>158512981imagine being bill guerin right now reading this shit after offering a blank check and knowing his ass is gone anyways
>>158512899they should try a tentacle hentai night
Every US/CAN hockey player talks with the same accent despite where they are from and where they grew up. They all sound the same. Some university did a study on it
>>158513008yeah it was this one eh: https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2024/05/240516122636.htm
>>158512981He's choosing Texas, I can tell
>>158513023so either dallas, houston (soon), or austin (eventually)
>>158512981I do not care for this Michael Russo guy. Shitty insider compared to the Friedmans and LeBruns.
>>158512981That "like" was unnecessary. >>158513057He's only a Wild insider (and a little bit of Panthers).
Elliot Page in his reproductive prime
>>158513012Maybe , iirc it was done by someone at the university of georgia. But yeah the findings were that they adopt a Canadian accent.
shit teams today and tomorrow bro's the knights play sunday :) btw i am almost to the spirit temple!!
>>158513222how many hearts you at
>>158513228just 11. after spirit temple ima do some sidequests like biggorn sword and getting the gay final bottle from the poes and make sure i get all the upgrades for bombs, arrows, etc. then fight ganon and do heart containers/finish skulltulas after.
>>158513237*heart pieces
gary's daughter is named zelda actually lol
>>158513237nice enjoy
>>158513247he must be a nintendo superfan
We really need to talk about celebitchi and his tantrums on the ice.
>>158513309he's gone after his contract is up kwab
>>158512631Confirmed. Granlund is their Captain.
Don’t know why you draft Colton Dach and never play him. I guess Ryan Donato and Teuvo have to get their minutes
>>158513309did he tantrum last game? wasn't watching had to work like the good goycattle I am praise gary
My parents should have got a dvorsky
>>158513247His middle name is Bruce
>>158513339mine too fren
>>158513339Mine did and I got two Christmases and birthdays :)
Based Finns
>>158513395Retards. Just play all international games in the U.S.
>>158513377based
>>158513395based binlan
>>158512981Why is it always a canadian posting late at night about Hughes and the Wild?
>>158513395>most likely, other countries will followYeah, that'll happen when your country is ruled by a (((central bank))).
>>158513415>>158513419shut the fuck up mildcuck
We should ban Swedes too from entering
>>158513434but they are your brothers
>>158513395they built a 200 mile fence to keep them out
>>158513434trvke
wrist blocking is elite
>>158513456KWAB
Like clockwork. Raped. Gaped. And Mindbroken Canacuck.
>>158513456So, he'll throw cheap shots on 5'11 defensemen, but once someone calls him out on his faggotry, he cowers like a bitch. Just like the canacuck.
HAH I knew it was the mildcuckdumb mildcuck, post something else kwab, you predictable bitch
>i am raped by you>i-i-i-i-i knew itHave another windsor and pass already, canacuck. You lost years ago.
lmao the mildcuck can only resort to straw manning, that is just how cucked he is
hey mildcuck how many cups do the mild haveit's the "state of hockey" so it should have a lot right?
>canacuck wants to know my address so he can come suck my cock, as if ICE would allow his brown ass into my country>wants me to "die" because I made fun of >his country losing to mine in the Olympics 9 months ago>seethes any time I post>replies to my every post>cries about some player that's been on the Wild's roster less than a year>blabbers on about incoherent shit and spams the same 5 images every night he interacts with mePsycho...
kwab the mildcuck typed all that out, he must be real upset kek
you guys were doing arguing about the same shit 6 hours ago when I left
>>158513582>you guys were doing arguinggms
>he read the whole thingThanks for tuning in tonight. Post the other 4 pictures before you pass out. Always fun, sweetie.
which other 4 are those mildcuck?
>>158513561NTA but where did the "canacuck" say he wanted to suck your cock? (that's hot btw maybe you two are meant for eachother)
>brings up a clip from last season against the Blues to cope>knows exactly which 4 reaction images he rotates every night>his team is dropping games left and right>my team is winning games left and right:)
You retards post the same shit every night. It's like you're flirting with each other.
>>158513632They need to hatefuck eachother and get it over with
>>158513632I've been trying to shake his obsession of me for years. He just can't get over the fact that a Wild fan completely owns his mind. It's tragic.
hey don't get me wrong i don't mind the wild at all, but the mildcuck?the mildcuck is cucked in the head beyond belief... he can't stop talking about me, and he wants to suck my dick??
>n-no ukwab. 1993, etc. Good night.
>>158513663>>158513680if you guys go to bed at the same time it'll be like you're sleeping together!
haha the mildcuck left like the little bitch he is
>>158513686Don't manifest that, anon. He'll probably ask for my address again. In fact, I got ICE on speed dial just in case.
KWAB he didn't actually go to bed what a fucking KEK
I told you, >>158513686 was right—you are completely addicted to me. Thanks for staying up with me, sweetie.
The real tragedy here is, is that if the Mildcuck and the Canacuck procreated with eacthother, their offspring would be the greatest hockey player of all time, eclipsing Gretzky, Lemieux, and Howe, combined.
>>158513733And yet never win a cup.
>>158513737But enough about Carey Price and Jarome Iginla.
>>158513737Well that's just Gary's League for you I guess.
>>158513753Based Gary.
>>158513733>>158513737>double citizenshipw-who would he play for internationally
mildcuck let it be known that i, me, owned you today. now that that is known and settled i will go to bed, because you lost like you always havebitchanything you say below this line is not applicable either--------
>>158513763Isreal
Imagine getting so thoroughly dismantled in front of the whole thread that you have to invent a safety line at 3:30 AM to go to sleep.Under the line, over the line, doesn't matter: 1993 kwab
>>158513773bleak
>>158513777trips confirmed
I'd pay to see them fuck
>>158513786They'd argue who gets to be the bottom.
>>158513786CAD or USD?
>>158513795Swiss Francs in fact
>>158513800You still couldn't afford it.
>>158513806Are they really that hot???
adult zelda as my wife who says no
I feel bad for Bedard
>>158513917Why? he is making millions playing a kid's pond game?
>>158513929You're right about thatOkay I no longer feel bad for Bedard
>>158512556Utah.
>>158513917He’ll be fine. Just need a new coach, new GM, a couple of top six wingers and a true #1 d man But in all honesty I feel bad for him too. I love him and I feel bad for him, the org has failed him thus far
>>158513994Decent answer desu
wheres jen
Stay mad
we don't say the m-word here
>seethes about Hughes 24/7mfw
>>158514324that poor cupless asshole is gonna rot in the smallest of sodas
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
>>158514441God eftermiddag sir.Nice numbers.
>>158513917Especially his hairline.
Watching stat nerds I can't shake off the feeling they value 1 assist as 2 goals nowadays.Ovechkin is the top goal-scorer this league has seen but he basically never makes it to top-10 of all-time, and barely gets in top-20. Kaprizov leads the chel in goals but he's rarely seen in top-10 this season.I get they're trying to measure "overall impact" of players, but it's not like Kucherov or McDavid are great defensively, yet they're consistently in top-3 through the years.
Good morning. BIG HOCKEY DAY TODAY
Morning marner was liquidy and acidic
My kitties play today!>first puck drop 1230p>last puck drop 1000pA whole afternoon and evening of hockey, thanks Gary.
>>158514769Gary knows how to look after his special boys :) And quite a lot of good games as well.
Is this the right thread? Its so quiet. I must assume everyone is on their morning run ;D
>>158515226drinking instant coffee before waging :(I haven't exercised since 2010
>>158515274Waging? On a Saturday? My poor dear old anon :(
>>158515312yeah I picked a meme job lol
>>158515334lol jackass
Soon.
>>158515334Well. Best of luck. Hope you can still follow the hoc today.
>>158515494Too soon
weekends are overrated. Give me days off in the middle of the week so I can go day-drink and go mountain biking or skiing or something
>>158515226I'm hitting the gym soon. I'm going to bench 245 for 5 today :)
>>158515659Sick. Thats some good weight.
>>158515506thanks bro
>>158515611that's why i only drink sunday through thursday, be hungover on company time and not your own
>>158515663Thanks. I can do 4 but I want to conquer 5
morning marner smelled like burnt rubber
>>158515740next
>>158515697I also do this.
