Silly Justin, you will do as your told!
Bjj chad dicked down Christian Lee
Thirst for Finland
why is /heem/ so full of lonely, closeted gay men who use homosexual metaphors to describe every possible topic under the sun
>>158508864What's with the neck strap?
nigga...
Holy fuck Topuria just shit all over Justin
for me, it's wmma legend Yuuri Oshikawa
>>158508905Yuuri Oshikawa?Wow.
>>158508893he's talking about Chorizo B. Its pretty good, I eat Chorizo and eggs Tacos sometimes.
Not a man alive under 140 pounds who I wouldn’t render unconscious in less than 60 seconds and that’s a fact
tfw waking up in the gane era
This is the defacto UFC Welterweight champion btw
>>158508893Topuria is so daddy coded
Gaethje era btw
KCD1 > Witcher 3them's the facts
Hit the road dude. Who told you could fish here?
>>158508895talking all that shit after taking a dive against gayshit
>>158508912umm I think he's talking about penis actually
This aint no state property. This is priiivate propertay.
>>158508892Its an old style bandana that they tie around the neck for style. Was popular in 60's and they are trying to bring it back in style. Looks kinda gay desu
The funny part is Im not even spammy, I just fucking hate xadame xneed
>>158508895Probably Arman after that elbow ko to Ruffy
Pffff-hahahahaha!!
>>158508895Imagine talking like that about a guy who literally raped your soulThe last time Ilia was in there with Gaethje his big bro had to step in and save him
Topuria haters are so pathetic.
>>158508918What about 143 pounds
Can someone link the ilia interview with the bald bong bloke? Can't find it anywhere
>>158508999it was posted in last thread
Will Ilia kill himself if he loses to PaddyLosing to Arman would be acceptable and understandable but losing to a guy who can't box and can't wrestle because he's really big would be a point of no return for his confidence
>>158509005Proof?
>>158508973Arman might get skipped again lol. Paddy and Topuria are both ahead of him in getting a title fight.Best thing that could happen is Justin retires to avoid traffic jam
Mix between Fran Drescher and Hap Chandler
jumpstyle
Carlos Prates has his own brand of fireworks in Brazil
>>158509039Is this real?
>>158509053yah
you know what they say about ai users
>>158509061How the hell did you teach those cats about mechavillains?
>>158509063gonna be honest with you chief if they spent hours and hours making a cgi video of cats dancing just to post the 20 second clip on /heem/ they would be a huuuuuge loser using ai is just smarts. this ain't your day anymore gramps.
>>158509063You know what they say about you? You lost tranny
But if I got my Nina than you know Im straight trippin
Khabib wonIslam wonDagestan wonWhites lost
>>158509006The question is would Ilia even lose to Paddy.
>>158509006arman cant box lol
>>158509017Justin beat Paddy and illa decisively. They both desperately want a rematch. Theres no reason for Justin to risk it all at his age except because of the talk of cheating at the white house legacy wise. He is well off financially and has an ai girlfriend now.
>>1585091299 Christian champions Muslims lose again
>>158509129Yeah, on opposite day maybe
Imma continue to put the rap down, put the mac downAnd if you bitches talk shit? Ill have to put the smack down.
Aspen Dadd
yeaaah and you dont stop
>>158509142I lowkey think thats why Justin is talking about retiring. UFC is probably only offering him rematches and its not worth it to fight them again.Volk is Justins best option if he wants one last fite
many mengmanymanymanymany many many meng
>>158508895damn man this is some woman scorned type shit
>>158509146Repeat after meWhites can't fight
>>158509183not really
>>158509200
>>158509209>saar we beat dagestan>shows ingushWhy should I care?
Damn, he doesnt even care.
rip piggy
>>158509235arguably a worse poker face than JDM
>>158509235Now show the rest of the fight where volk gets pummeled, wobbled and controlled
Ilia is delulu
Ilia la Thrilia and his emotional suppprt cravat
I missed PowerSlap >:(
>>158509297You’re lucky
Topuira angling for a fight against that bum Paddy is not a good look for him
>>158509281the gnp itself wasn't even good
>>158509159>>158509169Based west coast raps are the best. I grew up in LA hood. Every day we would bump rap music. Posting a LA legend: DJ Quikhttps://youtu.be/qOcrDKk0OGUand can't deny the Bay either. Too Shorts song is eternal. Drivin high to this song in a nice whip is amazinghttps://youtu.be/41eFgg41h9k
Oh dear oh dear the brown muzzie piglets are back for they Christiandaddy dickdowns
>>158509314Saar he punched islam in the shoulder as he was diving for a takedown in the last 30 seconds of a 25 minute fight that mean we won saar!
I actually think Paddy makes Ilia his bitch. Justin beat the fuck out of Paddy for five rounds and couldn't put him out. Ilia tried to quit after the third and did quit after the fourth.
>r-robbery? no.....IS THAT VOLK??? GET HIM AWAY FROM ME PLEASE
Seems your boy khamzat...bit off more than he could chew, hmm?Eyes bigger than his stomach perhap?
>>158508864Sosig
>>158509328Rap is crap. Keep that garbage off of /heem/.
Yeah lets pretend shartkanovski did not have a gash on his face too
Islam has GSP tier skin, what his face looks like after a fight means nothing
>>158509326lmao
OutstandingGirl you knock me outExcitedYou make me wanna shout
Dead muzzie storage?
every single mountain muppet is a weak bitch who can't win real fights at the highest level. no exceptions.
Is he okay ?
>>158509409Factual post.
>>158509408This ruined pisslam forever... Facts.
>>158509408He dribbled that boy head like a damn basketball
Ilias heemed. That was his Mayweather loss
>>158509408>>158509409If you saw an avar man on the street you'd soil your underwear and avoid eye contact by any means possible. Know your place
I don't care about any Muslim fighter besides Islam tbqhThe Slovenian (an Ilia fan and G*ne fan btw) cares more than me, truly
>>158509415young professional, starts bjj as a hobby, gets paralyzed. many such cases!
Religion doesn’t matter. Heems do.
Damn this guy doesnt even care.
Good luck winning an argument with somebody who doesnt even care that hes losing.
>>158509200Usman>????? ahahahahahahahaha wheres Umnar?
Biblically accurate Islam
>he actually spent the last 5 minutes of his life generating that
>>158509360>MusicletI like all types of Music unlike close minded people like you. Rap has some good poetry to it and creative beats. If i had to rank genres>1.Reggae (its ridiculous how much Jamaicans have contributed to music. If you know you know)>2.Rock (Its a shame how much rock has declined, white people all moved to pop and alt pop lol)>3.Rap (Its starting to stagnate, hoping a new rapper can take the torch from Kendrick)>4.Cumbia (Never get tired of it, and women like when you bump it)>5.Folk (Good for night listening, very relaxing)this will mellow you out Bhttps://youtu.be/q2quzfZw7sM
>>158509408
>>158508895Damn, Justin 'GARTH' Gaethje really mindbroke this little piglet.His BIG DADDY DEMOLITION of his face actually scrambled his fucking brains.Imagine shit talking the man who battered you until your big bro had to save you at the stool LOL!
Are we still pretending Justin isnt a total bum? How droll.
>>158509538Look at that khabib victim go
The other day that nigga Daniel Cormier asked me if he could borrow some fries
>>158509509Rap is just bragging about material things. I’ve never heard a meaningful rap song. An inherently terrible genre.
DC? Yeah I saw that boy shuckin and jiving outside the kfc wearing a colonel sanders costume.
>>158509509horrible choice of songhere's a better onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhC7_kCcMnU
>>158509580Nobody is listening to your troon tunes xadame
>>158509568>never heard I against ISad!
>>158509591leave your boyfriend Sneed out of this
khabitch
khatchooo
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/t4D33xuRzow
learn how to embed the link stupid
Gaethje is pillowfisted timmy
>>158508864he is smug. cocky doesnt get cheated on
>>158509678Works just fine on my pc
I'm a Gaethje in a bottle You gotta rub me the right way
>>158509688yeah learn how to imbed you chimp
>>158509580>Alt-RockI grew up on Alt-Rock, thats what I used to listen to the most. I mix it up more these days. I been going thru a reggae phase lately.https://youtu.be/qGM2QaGPDhI>>158509568Rap has a lot of variety just avoid mainstream normie shit. Alot of good rap goes deepRead the lyrics in the comment section. They are fucken deep.https://youtu.be/NqhNTA2VHqk
>>158509705You tech illiterate or something mate?
>>158509714I don't mind rap I got a Rap playlist on yt filled with good shit now reggae is garbanzo and I hate the dreads that ring that shit constantly in Toronto but to each its own I suppose
>>158509715yeah I'm not highlight the link and putting it in my search function bud just embed and it links straight to YouTube
>>158509509not a bad list. I would just switch 1 and 2.
>>158509730Nobody cares dude, quit crying about it
THE GOAT WILL RETURN
All this Carlos Prates hype but where is the Michael Morales hype
>>158509766moralesgods calm and secure knowing we hold all the cards
Im talmbout INNEET
>>158509741STFU retard Ill point out your stupidity if I want to
>>158509799mad bitch
>>158509802turn on your monitor
Bro got his whole evening ruined cuz he couldnt open a youtube link kwab
Topuria thinks Justins gloves were Loaded
>>158509832Topuria is so daddy coded
His meat? Let me try it
>>158509832There's video of Justin and Usman hitting the powerkube and Justin is consistently scoring higher. Gaethje just hits hard.
>>158509766Alot of people are hyped on Morales too. Its hype vs hype. Morales is more well rounded tho, he finna heem prates on ground
When legends meet
A touch of Greatness
>>158509856look at the bottom half on 61 wow so solid imagine that in front of you
he came to the gym with the fucking gun. I mean, who does that??
>>158509874would you try his meat?
>>158509876Must have been armed day xD
>>158509832This dude is coping so fucking hard over the fact that he got his face turned into mush by Garth.
>I KILL EVERYBODY ALLAHU ACK-whoa man why are you talking about shooting me? that's not cool man, just chill out
>>158509874what a gay thing to say the retard probably can't even punch
Why did brazzas lose the Mandate of Heaven?
Got 2 guns right here pal
>>158509902Never had itOnly Islam has it, and he will outlive the Brazza era like Rome outlived the empire
He's hungry for that meat
>>158509722Guy or girl ?
>>158509897>I KILL EVERBOD...ACK! OH GOD, NO! STOP JABBING ME SEAN! AHHHH STOP USING YOUR FUNDAMENTALS TO CRUSH MY PATHETIC ATTEMPTS AT TAKEDOWNS!
I called up hunter and begged to taste his meat.
What happens if Ilia POOPuria loses to Paddy after all this shit talking?Will he kill himself?
>>158509931Heems greatest question has never had an answer
>>158509902Because they started bringing in chechens ingush and other bum nationalities. Once avars come back ufc is finished
>>158509844Why are they drinking out of the same pair of shoes instead of one of their own shoes each? Did Gane drink out of Tai's shoe?
>>158509902Allah abandoned them because Harambib drank too much Kvass
Nah they are Ganes shoes, Tai would wear 90's kicks or skate shoes
>>158509934He tried the meat and found it too much. Many such cases
>>158509902Too much Bamhole fun.
>>158509943Anglo people are famously bad at mma. Round 5 turdpooria flushes paddy
>>158509977Yeah, but it'd be funny as fuck if Turdpooria lost, so I'm betting god will make it so.Just to either humble that nigga more, or make him completely break.
Khamzat doesn't just want Stricklands meat anymore, he needs it. And you see since it's a need now thats an adult responsibility.
8 days.
>>158509832hahahahaha what a mind fucked bitch to suggest such a thing acting like he wasn’t placing his head in the area of gaethjes fist. placement = power hahahahaha what a retard not understanding punching while being a “power puncher”
>>158509996I WANT CANDY
Bot thread
>>158508934Facts
>>158510021
>>158508934Kingdom Come is overrated trash but the facts are still the facts.
this is what real heavyweight grappling looks like
"Justin put this rock in your glove and do not eat it" - Trevor Wittman
garth is a bitch no cap
chinbros...
>>158510083you really think so? I'm enjoying the hell out of it. probably about 70% done with KCD1. it's a heemer's paradise.(I still get fucked up when 4 well-equipped dudes gang up on my ass in the middle of the woods at 2am)
hokit's agility can't be underestimated
>>158510132I got tired of the combat loop and janky after you go on a hunting trip with Hans or whatever his name is the second games much better in that regard but I prefer more free flowing moving in my games
Blaydes landed 174 significant strikes against Hokit.
ganesisters, one of us needs to run the speed calculations on hokit. this matchup could get ugly if we don't calibrate properly.
>>158509902the only actual brazza is Islam and hes ducking
y'all mind if I hit a chama in the thread real quick?
test
>>158510225Chama!
Do you know what the definition of insanity is?
>>158510272I get the feeling you want to tell me.
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, and expecting to get different results.
>>158509201shut up bitch
But honestly shoutout to our janitor team man, you guys are the real heros here
>>158510276How many times have you asked that question?
>>158510272>>158510276>>158510283when you post like this it makes it looks like your seething, big time
>>158510285What question?
CIRYLFUCKINGGANE
>>158510288Monitor on
these bitches need to shut up
>>158510319If these bitches talk shit, Ill have to put the smack down
The Monster and The Maker.
Mama on yo Chamaam I right heem?
>>158510297>>158510335Wow.
how much longer will i be persecuted here for being a gane fan?
>>158510361/heem/ is a Ciryl Gane general. You are protected here.
>>158510335Godzilla be all like aight imma find another beach yo
>>158510375Nah fuck that!
>>158510380Why has your drug addled mind fixated on this phrase to the point where you need to post it 50 times per day?
>>158510165based sweaty control smasher
>>158509832Hoenstly? Yikes.
>>158510387Wow.
Unfadeable so please dont try to fade this
I weem poeple in Elden Ring. Sinilar to how I do in real rl. Wish I had some star fists in real life...
>>158510428I heard that game is really good
>>158510415Nigga has been found
I don't talk about heemsing people I just do it
>>158510075WOAH HIS HAND WRAPS HANGOUT OF THE GLOVE?! fucking casual or retarded maybe casually retarded
DANA WANT HOT SALT MINE DADDY BLAST ON HIM FAT BOSTON BAZONGAS
>>158510448Come to Pensacola
>>158510450Manipulation of UFC gloves is ILLEGAL dummy casual
>>158510453Spammy-coded post
>>158510457props for knowing how to spell that
>>158510450frank for me is the biggest "what if" of all time. even after his motorcycle kwabbing he came back and did well, but imagine that never happened.
Tibau always had loaded gloves thats why he was knocking everyone out including the rushins
>>158510467Thats place is my home.
>>158510459WHAT MANIPULATION YOU FUCKING FAGGOT SEND IN YOUR PHOTO TO THE ATHLETIC COMMISSION WITH ALL THE OTHER “ANGLE” YOU CLAIM HAHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING FAGGOT KEEP CRYING LIKE A MIND BROKEN FAN BOY ACCEPT THAT YOUR BOY WALKED INTO PUNCHES THAT WERE KNOWN FROM A DECADES WORTH OF TAPE. EDDIE FIGURED IT OUT WHAT WAS ILIAS EXCUSE AGAIN? OH LOADED GLOVES? HAHAHAHAHA BROKEN BY A GHOST
>>158510481Do they sell cola? Pensa cola?
>>158510507rock in glove
I shoot big blasts on pensacola, basterd! DANIEL FORMIER
>>158510509There is a pepsi headquarters and botteling facility yeah
>>158510478the best all around heavyweight of all time no doubt about it
>>158510513show me where in the rules you cant have rocks in your gloves? what if they fall in rocks?
>>158509902They usurped it for a little while, but now that there are 4 Chinese champions, everything has returned to its original state.
>>158510545remember when tim "the caveman" sylvia tried to take him down in his prime? Arm instantly snapped, audience mystified
>>158510561Wish I had a man date with heaven :(
>>158510573and that call is why Herb Dean is the best ref in the business.
do people really watch these guys? superball vs smartmuaythai69?
>>158510576Speaking of dates, I just ate 2 filled with walnuts. Shit was cash.
>>158510584>1 finish for 4 fights Grim.
>>158510584ONE No Finish C
so I'm to understand if I was fighting in Thailand I could just enter the fight as Asslord Fuckpussy and they would just go with that?
UFC doesn’t own Where’s Waldo. They should get sued.
>>158510587Nice. I'm having a mcdonalds binge. Just told dana I aint making weight
>>158510584Lurk more
>>158510595its like the olympics of fighting
>>158510612get sued for something no one can find. who or what is the U. F. C. ? huh ever think of that.
>>158510613>I aint making weightAfaik they dont do weight limits for competitive gay sex
>>158510633You would be surprised
>>158510633Speaking out of experience, pal?
>>158510609Yeah, except thats one is already taken
oh he went there uh oh
>>158510658
Asslord Fuckpussy vs Heemabitch Asomov Gaylord Perry vs Nighttime Fuckbitch Assload Titface vs Eyepoke Pussy DripCrooked Toe vs Dislocated Shoulder Dana White vs Tito Ortiz
>>158510625Fuck you
>>158510696fuck me? no no no fuck you
>>158510703Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
>>158510703fUCK ME? No Fuck you pal
>>158510669
well?
>>158510725I don’t care
>>158510714>>158510719
>>158510724Arlovski was the first fighter to ever heem Tom Aspinall.
>>158510725Spammys wet dream
>>158510725Almost finished by Fatstelum vs almost finished by Giblet Bums. Yeah I’m thinking they’re both cans.
>>158510738tom was lucky to lose to him
>>158510725Irrevelant; Joe Pyfer sends them both home in an bodybag
Joe Pyfer killed himself months ago the man who fights now is Jo Piper
What the fuck is this thing? 7 ft tall welterweight. Let me guess, he's brazilian, doesn't know how to use his range and is absolutely shit?
>>158510852Brazzas do that too. Remember Pisslam Dulatov?
Milf who works at a restaurant I frecuent asked for my phone today. Gave it to her and asked for her age. Turns out she’s my age. Why do women age so bad?
can we finally be mature adults and admit that prime whittaker was the greatest fighter of all time?
>>158510879plenty of reasons
>>158510879Like you look any better
Tim asked Hokit if hes preparing for an economic depression, thoughts?
>>158510996Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
Ilia is looking as handsome as ever dam my boy is one cool hombre
UFC side characters thread
Middle finger in the air for team hokit
>>158511091cutealso that jap is a prospect. His name is Keiichi and has natural heem power. Which is rare for asians to have.
>>158511257>Which is rare for asians to have.
>>158511257positioning is power. most asians telegraph and cant manage range
>>158511144checked
that undefeated kid in japan that only fights cans and mix. that kids gonna get touched up by Krazy Horse
>>158511257Ollie is going to bash the cunt regardless, it's a fight, not a rarity contest
I’m going to stop pretending. I have to divulge what all of us already feel but are too afraid to admit.I want to be Ciryl Gane.
honestly? chama
>>158511338You want to be brutally humiliated in front of the president of the united states of america in the main event of ufc 334: gane vs hokit? Each their own I guess
>>158511322Talmbout some “just keep pinging the cunt”, b?
>>158511380Go watch anime cartoons, the grownups are chatting business
ONE is turning into Brazzaslop.
>>158511447
>>158511380Not that it's any of my business but what do you think you're accomplishing by posting a UFC champion? Do you comprehend how rare it is for a fighter to reach that level? Less than one percent of UFC fighters ever fight for a title.
don't say ow Jack
>>158511502you think I respect any of these new champs? theyre chumps. youre a chump for thinking they are a tier above you
Waldo Cortes Accoster
UltimateFighting Chumps
John Walker & Acosta Ranger
>>158511529Respect doesn't matter. As of right now there's only two people who have any right to imply Jack is a bad fighter and you aren't either of them so shut up and stop making yourself look silly.
Why has nobody in the UFC walked out to Knockout by Yung Gravy? Incredible opportunity for calling your shot aura
>>158511546Because rap sucks
>>158511542paramount ufc is politics bro
>honestly? chama
This shit should be called mmgay. Can’t believe people enjoy this faggot sport.
>>158511574Astute observation.
>>158511542in the cage and on the street they arent shit. zero of the current champs outside of Joshua Van are a threat to the working man. theres guys in oil fields who will out wrestle faggot jdm
that knock you on your ass modelo
>>158511548And? Explain Tampa Bay Bustdown. Explain the entire Serving Country album. He's like the MVP of music. Doesn't get the respect he deserves because people pigeonhole him for what he's number one at and cant understand the depth of his whole game
>>158511608The whole genre of rap sucks, so he sucks too
>>158511580All due respect but you seem like a little man that's angry at the world. Fair enough but that doesn't mean you need to take it out on dudes that chased their dreams and won at life.
>>158511619ok ben shapiro
>point fighting doesnt work so here's why the point fighter that dominated the wrestler he moved up a weight class to fight for two rounds should be let go from the UFC for some reasonThat's how fucking stupid you sound
>>158511619The whole gender of rap? Are you sure you don't mean genre?
>>158511649Disaggregated that doofus.
>>158511649lambasted that lowlife!!
The Cuckold Garry fight was a robbery of chosen proportions. For 7 billion dollars the UFC caved to Paramounts degenerate whims. Islam Makachev. Shavkat Rakhmonov. Michael Venom Page. Rarified air
>>158511574UFCis actually one of the fastest growing sports. Its very close to over taking Hockey and Golf. I think within 5 years it should be in the 4 percent range.
>>158511636youre propping up dudes that want nothing but money but arent willing to fight for it. from a fans perspective yes i have every right to shit on the faggots that call themselves champs but fight like chumps, are active like chumps and cater to chumps like you.
Anyone excited for fights tomorrow?
>>158511676hockey golf mma = college sports fighters are paid properly
>>158511692Walker and a former baseball player throwing down short notice at the apex
>>158511676I don’t give a fuck that means. That means the rate of faggot growth is increasing.
>>158510879People dont realize thats goobys sister in pic.And to your answer your question Women mature at an earlier age but also peak sooner as well. They start to age quickly by 25 and by 30 it increases super quickly. Men on other hand will usually look good into their 40's and some even in 50's if they take care of their skin
>>158511702Once mma gets to 4% global share the level of UFC pay will be crazy. They won't ever get to 7% tho, fighting kinda scares some people and not everyone likes seeing violence.
>>158511710Its a good fight imo. I think Johnny is next level at Hw. That 205 cut was fucking him up
imagine if rodtang got into mma
>>158511772The dude that got simulated by DJ?
>Where's Waldo? Check the morgueIMMINENT
>>158511780was winning till he wasnt
>>158511792who does that to mitch parker I mean honestly
>>158511810
I feel that none of you are serious posters when it comes to MMA analysis
>>158511913mma is all around us
>>158508864
>>158511913pavlovich bulldozes towards pereira and TKOs him on the fence in round 1
>>158511970cant wait to see it :)
Pavlovich has no answer for the calf kicks
>>158511810Masterclass Mick will be back
If you watched during the CM Punk era you're uneducated
Sergay Pavlobitch
>>158512071bitch shut uuuuuuup
>>158512089we get it b you're attracted to Gane this isn't >>>/lgbt/ tho
>>158512113alttitude related loss. poatan heems in the rematch, its the same shit as ank 1
on the streets? I sincerely doubt any of you would step to me.
see you in three days
this post is only a test
>>158512183man I got 1, 2 ,3 ,4, 5, 6, 7, 8 proxies on my vpn nigga on my vpn (lil bitch) on my vpn (nigga)
we got gane pondering pvz bunghole before gta 6
>>158512200you like sharing images of what you wish you could be so you'd get bred but youre actually just a little methed up sissy bitch
Well, woman the way the time cold, I wanna be keepin' you warmI got the right temperature fi shelter you from the stormOh Lord, gyal, I got the right tactics to turn you onAnd, girl, I wanna be the papa, you can be the mom, oh-oh
proxy war
Makenzie Dern
https://x.com/HerronNoon/status/2118835357047521428
mossad finally got guru
why are there no good jewish fighters
>>158512261https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sCdMwv3kVOQ
so now that the cantina is gone I'm guessing we're all meeting up at the steakhouse tomorrow?
mtfk you're 30 damn years old. you should have a family by now. you're making imperial march remix playlists when you're supposed to be making babies. nigga.
>>158512236
>>158512374>creating a family in the end times
me vs sneed haters
niggas think the world is ending because gas prices went up. bunch of bitch ass bitches.
>all those fighters now saying nigga just to make Buckley get even angrierkek
>>158512542Max and Sean have the pass. Volkov is just racist.
>>158508895Respect to that
>>158512718he talks a lot of shit for a guy that got smashed up after talking a load of shit.
people like me and ilia topuria are on a higher level of mental strength. of course we're still going to talk trash no matter what you do to us. it's what we are, deep down.
^homo
...and yet, we PERSIST!
>>158513187crazy how refbeasts could beat both fighters at once
>>158508934>start witcher 3 for the first time>wild sex with hot women and killing dragons>start kcd for the first time>walk around the village and do chores
>>158513187Is RAF good?
are there any fighters named geralt?the best guy named henry is an undersized bitch
geralt meerschaert
Ian Gerald
josh hokit? more like josh fraud
Geralt Jones out of NM
>>158513344the nuances of this post are what have caused me to read it multiple times in awe. the change up of the last name from Hokit to fraud to insinuate Josh Hokit is a fraudulent fighter along with the subtle jab at Joshua leaving his first name lowercased. very disrespectful
i hate u all so much shut the fuck up
>>158513344he's not fighting today. talk about the fights today please.
>>158513355shut the fuck up bitch catch these hands
>>158512769Respect
>>158512905I respect that
>>158513358Walker has been spoken about annd will knock out the baseball player. others arent worth the brain space until picks, then they can be thought of for 5 minutes then forgotten until their 15 minutes on the card, obviously excluding wmma. bitch
>>158513363>>158513369if im being totally honest? honestly? respect
Oi I win a thenk mi wife iwunna then Dayna WhyteHunterCampBellShawnnnShelbiclMaynardUFCFAMILY I LUH DA UFC IMMANAWTGOINANWAYWHERE FORALONGTIMECUZIMMAWIN DA CHAMPIONSHIPM8 IMMA TAKE IT TO DADIVISION N SHOWEM WUTAREAL FIOGHTAH DOES
"The funny thing is, the bastard said he would leave a mark on my face, and he did. The next day I looked and thought, that bastard. I did not recognise myself.""I laughed at everything I read. It was all quite strange. I had to calm down my family. My son was there too. The next day he came into the room and I jumped out to scare him, because I really looked like a deformed monster.”
Walker Brother Blood Feud 2027
>>158513387>thinks its a game oh he is getting touched up by whoever he fights next and retiring with a nose pointing east. Parnesse
Volkov said nigga. . . again!Why is he so cool?
See the thing about the Walker brothers is that one of them is bald fat and ugly and the other one handsome jacked and has great hair
>>158513404Monitor
Johnathan Walker
>>158513404your the jacked and handsome one in your family bud
>>158513425monitor your blood sugar fat bitch
>>158513438I’ll smash your face in mate watch your mouth
>>158513437finally a good post
johnny walker would be the goat of mma for 5+ years at this point if he could only believe in himself. remember that next time you think you're not good enough.
Johanna Walker
I've spent $300 on mainly 8 leg parlays, i have a fucking problem where i dont take money seriously.
Now the bookies wont let me cash out, why do I do this to myself. My psychologist is a dumb bitch who can't or won't help me. The thing is I actually hate losing money so I have no idea why I put myself into these situations.
>>158513461no balls to put that on three fights pure. really makes you think about your problem not being money but being a pussy never going for it. put another $300 down just for me and thank me in a few hours okay?
>>158513469the kid likes the action
when was the last time you saw the gold that backed your money from the banks? now think about when you last saw all the ufc gold in the same room, on the same card? exactly. a myth. a lie. ufc gold? never seen it. never was real and never will be.
the cage has a slight curvature to it but only slightly so I am still led to believe the cage is flat theory presented by Doctor Paul Felder
>>158513461
Iron Mike Chandler vs McGregorInternational Fight Week BMF Retirement Fight
>>158513471>>158513473On who? Im in lucrative james secret telegram and he says its the worst value all year. Ive got some bets on Schmid and Walker to make my money back and hopefully the bookies let me cash my parlays if I get a few correct early but its a long shot. Im a fucking retard and hate this side of myself. My psychologist can't do anything for me. Im now studying numerology, chimp behaviour, face reading and any kind of science I can get my hands on but none of it is working. Funny thing is I hardly watch the fights because the ufc app dosent upload them for months and I don't want to pay for each individual event because they are on different platforms in australia and it has me all fucked up. WATCH THIS:https://youtube.com/watch/o47W1LHSiqc?lZCvA89mPoB39yo5
>smuggest fighters of all time >ilia >khabib >fedor
>>158513492I cant watch gambling because I rely on the eye test and doing reverse mma math plus ring geometry. Save money and stop seeing that psychologist and you’d be able to gamble worry free.
https://youtube.com/watch/QMB4bpOZ0U0?jPgzL0QdNjGueeUx
:)
>>158513506How does eye test and ring geometry relate to fighting?
you were so close! just one more bet and that'll solve everything
>>158513532I can tell youve never trained, good luck gambling
I can tell youve never gambled, good luck training
I can feel the good vibes, good luck with that
>>158513551I've trained muay thai and boxing, but I moved on to throwing weapons instead, tell me.
This guy is a snarky bitch, talks like a women
>>158513562tell you what you cant handle the eye test dawg and in ring geometry? forget about it.
>I believe that gambling is more dangerous than alcohol. I think it is worse to promote bookmakers than alcohol. Bookmakers ruin entire families.My Fazza Legacy Beyonce Afro NFT might be worth the gamble tho
>>158513566you throw weapons like a bitch hehehe cool bola bro
>>158513575gamble for my fazza dis diffrent
how about y'all get addicted to spreading chill vibes and positivity? instead of some toxic bs all the time. how about you do that instead?
good vibes only
I'm finna do et...
>>158513583If you studied chimp psychology you would know why. Fighting is destructive and nasty. Watch a chimpanzee documentary instead of anime movies, they ambush rivals and rip them limb for limb and have zero remourse afterwards.
>>158513583I'll spread something for ya
Humans share over 99% dna with chimps and bonobos.
you can't just be posting pictures of michael chandler's sons online bruh that's wrong
>>158513629I share cock DNA with an elephant do with that info as you will
>>158513629we are all animals so you study behavior. spiders and frogs work together. josh hokit vs ciryl gane dreams do come true. trust the booking
yes I have studied you and I am not impressed
oh im sorry i thought this was /cocky/
hokit the type doo to have tor and telegram downloaded on his phone
>>158513656I tried studying different animals for example birds and any links to human gossip but once I looked into chimps it was like a whole new world opened up
people are always comparing me to ciryl gane
>>158512188Her pussy and asshole arr just one thing
Government Approved Thread Themes Moving Forward Tim Elliott Fight Week/Bones//Gane//Cocky//Buck/
>>158513688I carry a blade for Buckleys and these hands for humans. Buckleys will catch the blade if they try running hands with us humans. Buckley won’t know what hit em
Did Volkov say "nigga"?
Jim Miller win #40 next week when he taps out McKinney
Gane drives the Bang Bus
>>158513724https://youtube.com/watch/cDGHjIf0BM4?0lL4CPl0m-l1bRIS
>YOUVE SEEN BANG BUS! >BUT HAVE YOU SEEN A DOUBLE DECKER FUCK FEST?! >SCOTT COKER PRESENTS Ki MMA: DOUBLE FUCKED
Why are black and white mma fans getting offended at the use of the word ‘nigga’ by various mma fighters? It wasn’t even owned by blacks in the first place. It was what others called them
>>158513709Those are some terrible fighters.
Christian "I can outwrestle Islam Makachev" Lee. Rip Victoria btw
nigga was never actually black peoples’ word, so idk why they get all hissy about it
honestly? fuck peter yan https://youtu.be/vQcVCiYgy5w
khabib nurmagonigga
said nurmagonigga
maxnigga holloway
umar nurmagonigga
the most terrifying word the world has ever seen
>>158513902suffragette?
^ bro thought he cooked
You’ll never hear Gane say nigga because he’s too dignified and white to say it.
>>158513915>he had to look it up
>>158513610calm down amigo
Khabib niggarannoff
Bo Nigga
>>158508864Imagine he legit gets killed by Justin I'm his next fight, like actually gets a brain bleed and dies
>>158513937kid, go finish your history homework and stop being cringe online
kamaru usmanigga
Gadreelnigga
I got a bad diseaseOut of my brain is where I bleed
>>158513990I'm old enough to be your abuser
alexander volkanigga
It's gon be bad my nigguh
>>158514010I doubt it lil nigga
>>158513989Imagine if he gets killed by fucking Paddy.
nobody dies in ufc because it's fake
ok, who taught Volkov to say that?
>>158514038Paddy took way more shots from Justin and didn't quit on the stool. I think Paddy would big brother Ilia.
It's not really fair that Ilia thought he was getting fed chubby, slow, old man Garth for an easy KO at the white house and then Gaethje shows up in peak form. He deserves to run it back for that alone.
Notice illa's hair was acting weird that night like he was being targeted with electromagnetic weaponry. And the guts protuding on fighters means their organs are enlarged from using steroids.
>let's take a quick break inbetween every round to let the "cut men" mess with their faces, and so the "coaches" can give them instructions!
just so everyone is aware, we've already discussed in the heemcord and the next thread will be a gane edition
>>158514100It's more about recovery and scoring. Imagine scoring 15 minutes uninterrupted.
Volkov is based
>>158513989You're his next fight? Hey go you!
Privyet my nigga
>>158514140Based
ciryl ganigga
transphobia is a form of foolishness
Gane owes his life to racism. He wouldn't be here if his father didn't hate black women.
>>158514239>>158514239>>158514239>>158514239
>>158512333Mallot is elite, should be top 5 soon
