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1st for da burrs
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any truth to the titans hiring anons cat?
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>Fagnano getting thrown into action against the Bills after Lamar AND Huntley go down in the same game then being sent back out against the Jags top 5 defense on Thursday
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>>158508979
This changes this up quite a bit.
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Has there ever been more of a based photo
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>>158509127
Coaches did everything they could with their playcalling to not make him throw the ball last night.
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>>158509127
How come Josh Allen never tears his ACL or gets injured at all meanwhile every other QB gets fucking heemed even Mahomes
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why are the bengals only favored by 3 points? they're going to win by 6-10 most likely
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>>158509162
It was so fucking funny. I swear he didn’t throw past the LOS in the first half and when he did in the second, instant picks. Poor guy. This was the one game the Ravens needed to be a defense first team and they stood no chance
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Ties should count as 0 wins
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Does Drake Maye on the Falcons win the Super Bowl? Imagine him in that offense.
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>>158509145
>pearsall
Get this nigga off my team. He can't string together 3 games in a row.
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>>158509174
he's just made of stronger stuff
meanwhile blacks are self-heeming

>>158509178
media hates ohio teams with the sole exception of OSU because they need them to fight other media teams who own the rights to the SEC
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>>158509180
they count as .000000000000000000000001 wins
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>>158509135
>top 6 all white guys
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>>158509174
Because he's huge
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>>158509174
he's a giant
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>>158509174
Literally by mogging the defenders lol
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>>158509192
The bottom 3 are all white guys too, peckerwood.
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it's a joy to be watching this guy play football
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>>158509229
>backup on a blatantly tanking team
>on a blatantly tanking team
>on a blatantly tanking team
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>>158509244
this but Joe Shiesty
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>>158509174
Joshie is a big boy. Him and Herbert never miss games
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>>158509251
Herbert playing and not playing ends in the same result
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reminder superbowl wins older than 25 years dont count
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Niggas traded a first for AJ Brown
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>>158509229
nope
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>>158509179
Yeah it was brutal, they called every play in the book until finally they had no choice but to make him throw. They kept showing his wife in the stands and how she studies the playbook with him. Fuck I hate when I feel bad for players.
>you're gonna be great honey !
And then he's ass.
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>>158509306
> Fuck I hate when I feel bad for players.
Me too bro. I always hate seeing backup QBs go in and just look helpless. Feels bad man
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>>158509244
>it's too bad he won't win it all
>but then again who, besides Brady and Mahomes,does
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>>158509263
>25 years is the cutoff....BECAUSE IT JUST IS, OKAY???
t. fan of a franchise with 1 bowl
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>>158509327
kek
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>>158509335
>nooo my plumberball wins count just as much as your recent ones!!!
lol
only raped franchises care about ancient wins
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>>158509306
>>158509322
oh fuck you pussies. the guy made a fortune playing small ball for nearly a decade in college and he's getting paid another fortune to sling the leather in the NFL despite blatantly being shit at his job.

He doesn't get much blame for his performances. He'll bounce around the league as a backup making good money before he hangs it all up.
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>>158509322
In my mind I'm always like "come on dude how hard can it be ?Just go through your reads, 1 2 3" And then he gets picked off on a simple quick out against man so I guess it's not that simple lmao. But the nice story of his wife and the playbook really made it way worse this time.
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>>158509357
I know dude, that's why Isaid I hate feeling bad for them sometimes, because they have a much better life than me. Also, they've been getting paid for that long in college ?
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>>158509357
My sense empathy doesn’t have a dollar cutoff
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WTF was the point of letting J.J. go to the Giants, Kyler got paid already 5 years ago and does not have the drive to push for a Super Bowl and Kyler is no upgrade to J.J. at this point.

THE ONLY WAY the trade makes sense is if the Vikings loaned J.J. out to the Giants with a gentlemen's agreement being, "Hey, you like J.J. you can keep him, but give us Dart for a fifth rounder next season."
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>>158509145
Nix, Rattler and McConkey seem chill. Lot of mean mugging by niggas who probably already have CTE
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Oh you want to come back? Ok, give us $13 million dollars
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All you have to do is win a superbowl this Millennium. You can do that, right?
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>Cock Turdy
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>>158509438
How much should he tip?
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>>158509438
>this retard filmed himself going 100mph in california
lmao
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>Purdy induced meltie
uncommon
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>>158509479
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>>158509479
Why do white people behave like this now ?I can't imagine John Elway doing that little dance at the end.
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>>158509438
Things are happening
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COLTS FLEECED SEATTLE
APOLOGIZE TO CARLIE
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>>158509495
purdy is mexican o algo
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>>158509503
What is the injury?
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>>158509517
Grade 3 bussy tear
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>>158509350
They actually count more. Sorry, that's how it works.
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>>158509498
>rosenhaus
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>>158509530
so green gay is the greatest team of all time because they have 13 championships?
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I wish this little faggot would just make a trade already. He's pissing me off.
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>>158509407
>oh no backup quarterback hits me in the feels
You’re a faggot
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>>158509544
Who else would it be? Unless "all time" means "the time I arbitrarily choose".
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>>158509135
>only elite NFCN QB is Goff
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>>158509582
Kek, human emotions got you seething on a Friday afternoon
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>>158509585
"This Millennia" is not an arbitrary cutoff
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>my mfw when thinking tfw about hitting queefies with a ball-peen hammer
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>>158509145
I wonder how many more years Rattler has left in the league. There are really only so many journeyman QBs spots left.
Then again, Trey Lance is still hanging in there.
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>>158509605
Then say "greatest team this millennium", not "greatest team of all time".
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>tfw team sucks this year so now only focused on playing spoiler to teams you hate
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>>158509622
all plumberball teams would get destroyed by modern teams thus invalidating any of their "accomplishments"
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>>158509622
nobody said "of all time"
i said ancient wins dont count
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>>158509636
>>158509544
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>>158509544
Yea man, that's pretty well established and accepted by everyone except pathetic contrarians like you. And the Bears are second best all time, that's why they have the greatest rivalry in league history, again something that is pretty well established.
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>>158509645
retard i was pointing out if you count old wins you're forced into accepting green gay as the GOAT team, which you certainly do not want to do
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Remindee that all Super Bowls this era will be deemed as garbage ancient wins in the future where cybernetic implants are allowed.
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>>158509647
dumb little leadhead
ancient wins when the sport was a joke with only a few teams mean nothing
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>>158509645
Kek bodied that freak
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>puts up 59 in the rain while nuFL games end 3-9 and they cry about the rain
>Has more rings than 3/8 divisions with less than 1/10th the opportunity
>Has more rings than EVERY SINGLE TEAM with 1/3rd the opportunity.
>Would have given the patriots the biggest record in football singlehandedly if he stayed
>went to a shit team and won it for them to prove it was always him
>Calls out refball bullshit on national broadcast
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I wonder if Belichick hates Brady, or is just grateful to him.
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why are superbowl rings so fucking gaudy
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>>158509724
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>>158509731
my team has them
it doesn't make them any less gaudy
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>>158509724
They didn't used to be as bad until negros started giving their input.
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Why do colts fags seem to thing the Taylor being on an expensive deal means they should get more compensation?
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>>158509750
baseball and hockey are the least gaudy
basketball is so awful it actually wraps around to being based
football just sucks
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>Former Colts and current Seahawks Guard, Quentin Nelson, had minor knee surgery and will be out. Week to week designation.
Tough break for Seattle
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>>158509750
>superbowl 1
>one diamond
>superbowl 2
>three diamonds
they fucked it up from the very start
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just realized the blacks and Catholics have similar taste in aesthetics
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>>158509602
Hard to understand what your saying with that cock in your mouth faggot
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>>158509759
>shell out multiple picks for a rental guard who will be 31 in March
>he’s injured too
Absolutely fleeced tbqh
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>*Leads Duvall to Paradise*
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is there anything more pathetic than teams trying to piggyback on other teams by spamming fake "broships"?
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>>158509795
Racism, sexism, homophobia
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>>158509751
>gibs dat to me fo free!
No. That’ll be a first rounder plus tip. He’s still young, if you won’t pay it they’re more than happy to rebuild around him
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>>158509805
those are cornerstones of sport you retarded faggot cunt
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>>158509350
>counting wins in the era where grazing the QB's helmet with your pinky finger is 15 yards, an automatic first down, an ejection, fine, and suspension
If anything wins today should count less. It's never been more blatantly kiked out from sports betting than ever before.
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>>158509075
bo jackson is the most overrated player in NFL history. jim harbaugh aka a former NFL QB and the current head coach of the 0-7 san diego chargers put up more rushing yards in his playing career than bo jackson. he never even had a 1000 yard rushing season.
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>>158509263
Thing is they do count. Just like all the times your dad raped you over 25 years ago
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just dropping a quick hello to my /nfl/ frens whether you're a divisional rival or not
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>>158509854
>1x pro bowler
>not in the hall of fame
Who is rating Bo Jackson so highly to make you cry in every single thread about this? Is this just a bot?
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>>158509864
Hi!
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>>158509864
Thoughts on Carson Wentz?
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>>158509854
Nah it’s Michael Vick. He was fine, hall of pretty good, but people act like he was a fucking legend simply because he was one of the early players to do the whole scrambly mobile black QB thing
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aahh aaahH AAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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why do people care about mahomes so much, positively or negatively?
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2027 NBA Finals
2027 Final Four
2027 NHL Finals
2027 NHL Winter Classic
2027 IIHF World Championship
2027 World Series
2027 World Cup
2027 US Open
2027 Wimbledon Championship
2027 PGA Championship
2027 Masters Tournament
2027 Daytona 500
2027 Indianapolis 500
2027 Kentucky Derby
2027 Belmont Stakes
2027 Westminster Dog Show
2027 Tour de France
2027 NYC Marathon
2027 Winter Olympics
2027 Pan Am Games
2027 Commonwealth Games
2027 World’s Strongest Man
2027 Rose Bowl
2027 Cotton Bowl
2027 Orange Bowl

2027 Super Bowl, right? Nope.

Super Bowl XMCLVIXMLVXMXVI

Wait, let me call up my 2000 year old Roman uncle for a translation... Ahh.. He says that says Super Bowl 75. Wait, so it's not 2027 in roman numerals? It's named after how many Super Bowls have been played? What? Why? No one cares how many Super Bowls have been played. It is completely irrelevant how many have been played. What matters is what year it was played in.

Someone says, "Hey, you know what happened in Super Bowl 36..." Okay, so.. wait, what year was Super Bowl 36 played in? Wait.. let me look up the first Super Bowl to find the year it was played in. Then let me add 35 to that year. Okay, so, I think maybe I know what year Super Bowl 36 was played in. I could be off by a year because math and a variety of other reasons, so I am not really sure which Super Bowl is Super Bowl ##.

But, you know what would make the most common sense?

Here's an idea...

Just call it the fucking 2027 Super Bowl, you dizzy pretentious bimbos.
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>>158509880
hello!
>>158509882
i like him and he has better vision than kyler so maybe he can throw some balls to jj that are not overthrown. bills pass coverage is what it is so maybe jj isn't double covered. on an unrelated note i like billsfans, they have been really nice
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>>158509912
i would like to add that pic related is my guess before season started and i can see >us melting down for a 10-7 at least... it is going to be very exciting!
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>>158509854
It’s rapidly becoming Mahomes, it’s been like 3 years since we’ve seen him play like a top-5 QB. He’s the Tom Brady of Alex Smiths but that’s it
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>>158509911
Holy autism!!!
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is there a livestream of the aiyuk situation?
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What's worse, losing to the tardinals or green gay?
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This genny has some absolutely dogshit ritualposters.
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>>158509983
Losing to both.
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>>158509994
surely such a cursed fate has befallen no team
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now that the dust has settled, who won the stafford/goff trade
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>>158510014
the one that won a ring and an mvp before their window closed again
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ALERT!
>MINA ON PTI
ALERT!
>MINA ON PTI
ALERT!
>MINA ON PTI
ALERT!
>MINA ON PTI
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>>158510005
>losing to the puckers and tardinals
Cowboysisters.....
In all honesty though how are they this fucking bad. Is the defense truly that insurmountably horrible?
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>>158510014
lions are the better team they simply suffer the curse of the leadheads
even a GOAT tier QB like rodgers could only win a single owl in that cursed division
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>>158510031
kek you're right they did lose to them both
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>>158510029
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>>158510029
smug smile, too
there's potential here...
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>Seahawks newly acquired guard, Quentin Nelson out and having knee surgery
>Seahawks have 9 players out now missing their next game
what the fuck is happening? this feels like some super bad juju, or a curse. did they make a deal or something to win the owl last year?
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>>158510054
Quenton*
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>>158510047
lol saved
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>>158510054
curious indeed
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>>158510054
>niners curse is moving north
did socal teams used to get injured to fuck in the 80s/90s?
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looking forward early window redzone check em
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How angry will the jesters be when the lions win their division?
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MY Denver Broncos are headed to Charlotte today instead of tomorrow.
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>>158510054
>>Seahawks newly acquired guard, Quentin Nelson out and having knee surgery
Carlie Irsay won
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>>158510113
I'd be pretty upset ngl, but I'd take it over the Packers
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>>158510029
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Just shot a queefie in the guts and left him to bleed out in front of a police officer, he didnt even arrest me
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>>158509498
>Rosenhaus
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CHARGIE CHADS RISE UP!
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>>158510179
bolt up!
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>>158510157
based
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Hitting Mina with a city bus.
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>he has never seen his team win a superbowl
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>>158510197
this but the city bus is my cock
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>>158510202
>he has seen his team not win a superbowl
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now this is real football weather. this is what it’s all about
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It's microplastics. Microplastics are why they're all getting injured.

Josh Allen simply has so much body mass that he's buffered from it.
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The Seahawks really are doomed, bros.
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>>158510306
Fuck you nigger. You won the Bowl last year. Doomed? DOOMED? Doomed is what the Ravens or Titans or my Commanders are. THAT'S doomed
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>>158510306
Talk about ungrateful fanbases, you bitches have seen 2 in you life time. There are people out there with nothing, hope you get AIDS and die and your Poo owners drag your shit team through the mud so you can really suffer
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>>158510368
>>158510358
I mean all of their players are falling like flies to injuries. Why the fuck are you guys so fucking angry?
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>>158509075
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>>158510306
You won a Super Bowl last year. I don't give a fuck about your misery desu. Darnold signing and years of roster building already paid off. You won the game the NFL wanted you to play.
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Honestly the nfl should just give the mvp to Lamar Jackson right now after these past 2 games no need to wait until the end of the season
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>>158510447
true
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>>158509864
Good morning fren
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>>158510368
>hope you get AIDS and die and your Poo owners drag your shit team through the mud so you can really suffer
Why would you want him to die of AIDS before he can see his team become shit?
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the fuck is this?
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its crazy you can get a handle of vodka delivered to your door
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>>158510489
My day drinking mother doesn't need to learn about this
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>>158510054
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>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY TEAM THAT JUST WON THE SUPER BOWL IS UNDER PERFORMING :((((
Fuck off
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what went wrong?
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>>158510447
>the Democrats won the midterms, give the constantly injured mental midget choker another DEI MVP
>y-yes sir Mr. Goydell sir
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How do the Bears plan on winning when they're not going to be able to run or pass on us?
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>>158510525
The niners are simultaneously the best and worst run team in the league. They have a litany of injuries every single fucking year, make the most boneheaded decisions at QB, and still find a way to fall on their feet each time. If only Shanahan's late game playcalling wasn't ass, he'd already be a first ballot HoF coach.
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i think I'll 5 of these bad boys
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>>158510306
You guys just won a Superbowl
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>>158510655
>1680 calories
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>>158510630
Look at how the ravens iffense has been since Lamar stopped playing. He's clearly the mvp
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>>158510306
>just won a fucking bowl
>.500 entering week 9
>OMG WE'RE DOOMED TAKE PITY ON US!!!
Fuck you. You could be ass for the next 10 years and you'll still have had it better than a good chunk of the league.
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How is everyone enjoying the highest peak of the TLaw experience so far? Everyone is raving about him as the GOATest TLaw ever
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>noooooo people are being mean to me on the internet

kwab
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>>158510666
I'll get a diet coke
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>>158510412
>Why the fuck are you guys so fucking angry?
Because my team is ACTUALLY doomed you stupid faggot. Our coaches are retarded, our players keep getting hurt, and we keep fucking losing. Every week, I have to see the QBs drafted in the same year as mine get surrounded by competent coaches and skilled players and grow while mine gets left behind. There is NO hope. Fuck you
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>>158510655
Are they are successful upgrade? Haven't got to try
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>>158510694
>morning joe
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>>158510666
At least they post the calories on there. I always ignore bc you're only at fast food when you don't give a fugg what you eat you just hungry, so I forgot about that
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>>158510694
I mean if he can't handle it, then it actually is a good idea to not be on it
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Jesse Minter defense points per game allowed:
>2022 (Michigan): 16.1 (7th)
>2023 (Michigan): 10.4 (1st)
>2024 (Chargers): 17.7 (1st)
>2025 (Chargers): 20 (9th)
>...
>2026 (Ravens): 26.2 (26th)
What went wrong
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>>158510755
I still have faith in him, it's a work in progress.
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>>158510054
Noooo he was we supposed to be the next Trent Williams
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>>158510694
Imagine the pleasure of torturing McAfee and setting up betting parlays in relation to how well he will be able to handle the torture. You could set up over/unders on time thresholds related to how many decibels he screams at or how long he can tolerate a given type of torture before he screams. Once, the torture session is over, I would collect the funds I made from the betting to travel to Africa to find the darkest tribe of gorilla niggers with the biggest dicks and smuggle them back to my torture dungeon where Pat would be staying. Next, I would inject the niggers with cattle viagra and set up a live stream where I film the niggers raping Pat's bloody prolapsed hole for hours and force Pat's parents to watch. I would also set up cameras to film his parent's reactions and send that feed to a pair of VR goggles that I would have bolted onto Pat's head.
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>>158510755
he's white and you're not. yuck.
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Coaches based on how they're performing this season
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>>158509269
>Need a way to distract the public from Vrabel's baby momma drama
>LOOK GUYS LOOK! WE GOT AJ BROWN! WE TRADED A FIRST ROUND PICK FOR AN ALMOST 30 YEAR OLD RECIEVER WITH DEGENERATIVE KNEE ISSUES! PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT RUSSINI NOW!
i'm glad it blew up in their face
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>>158509145
What are they feeding Braelon Allen, I swear he was 220ish in college
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I thought the gossip was they were forced to actually hire AJ Brown because otherwise the NFL/Eagles would accuse Vrabel+Russini of tampering and that would cause bigger problems.
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He's got to have the right kind of butthole
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>>158510887
many are saying this
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I sat down for 2 hours and literally just practiced running mesh and shallow cross on cfb 27...
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>>158510846
>raped and gaped by green gay
>elite
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Coofs losing to the refs is still funny
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>>158510899
>He sucks because he got blown out before
Then every coach sucks then
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>>158510871
Actually it was because they got rid of Diggs due to his offseason drama right before the Vrabel/Russini stuff came out so they panicked and got Brown out of complete desperation. The dates line up with this narrative. Diggs was released on March 11 and the photos of Vrabel and Russini were posted on April 7th. The NFL already concluded that there was no tampering between Vrabel and Russini so they didn't have to do the trade because of that.
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>>158510910
he got blown out by the worst team in the NFCN
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>>158510910
>Then every coach sucks then
correct
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>>158510846
>Eagles hosting the Giants, then the trade deadline, then have a bye
This is the perfect setup for firing Siranni. If they lose to the Giants at home, they're in prime position to sell everyone and fire Sirianni. Meaning if they don't, he's sticking around for the rest of the season
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If your team isn't undefeated, they're shit.
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>>158510846
Bowls just won b2b games without a using a QB, that's elite
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>>158510684
I never gave up on him. I saw enough in '22. His current level of play is no surprise to me.
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>>158511036
Why would they fire their tank commander before the job is done?
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>>158511083
Not saying they will. Just that IF they will, this week is the perfect time
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NFL is so bad this year. I'm gonna watch that Jewish Elizabeth Holmes documentary on Sunday instead of watching football.
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>>158511092
Lel, sounds like your team isnt doing too good
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>>158511083
Why would you shoot someone before throwing them out of a tank?
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based TLaw, man
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>>158511096
they're doing quite well actually
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>>158511096
>team does good: this is the best season yet
>team does bad: man this season sucks
it do be like that
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Trap game?
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>>158511113
you say that as if you expect the bronkeks to win
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>>158511119
I mean in theory they should. This is the first game of their gauntlet they started the season with.
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>>158511134
if it were a home game I would say in the bag, but being on the road makes it iffy
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>>158511113
Maybe. I dont think we’re good enough to be overlooking anyone. But Sean payton has a deep hatred for nfcs teams so im hopeful that we can pull out a win on the road
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>>158510684
Greatest player to play for northern Florida
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>>158509192
make that 7
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>>158511171
Broncos fans hate the Panthers, if Sean hates the Panthers too it could be the Broncos' first complete game since they played the Cowboys last year
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>>158509192
>allen
>white
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>>158511212
I dont hate the panthers. In fact i kind of feel bad for them after sb50
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oh schizzy schizzyyyyy

another good day for stalking hehehe

gang
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I CAN FEEL IT CUMMING IN MY ASS TONIGHT
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bunch of shit games this week
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DRAWS DROP
CHARGES DROP
BALL (NOT) DROP
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>>158511250
I just hate the Panthers because they were super annoying that season and the Broncos made them stfu for a decade. And now Cam Newton is a clown. Good riddance.
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>>158511299
That’s every week
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>>158511304
Has a super bowl ring, by the way
Caught a TD in the super bowl, by the way
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>>158511050
My team is spiritually undefeated
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>>158511329
my team has spiritually lost every game yet somehow has a winning record
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>>158511384
dumbass guardian cap wearing sucka
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Is he right?
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>>158511425
paging statmutt!
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how can anyone think that gayleb is better than drake?
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>>158511440
caleb has definitely touched a lot mor cocks, so he has that at least
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>>158510846
aaron glenn isn't new
he was shucking and jiving on the sidelines last year
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>>158511440
gaye has constantly been exposed vs good defenses
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>>158511440
One threw a game losing pick against the Shithawks and the other raped them so hard people had to pretend their defense wasn't good anymore for narrative purposes
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>>158511466
I count new as less than 3 full years as a HC
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>gayleb would never throw a game-losing pick against an nfcw team in the playof-ACK!
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>>158511538
As I typed that, I realized I still tiered Ben Johnson & Liam Coen so I'm actually a liar and hypocrite
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Things were looking up
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>>158511325
I can't believe he crazied himself off the Steelers, wound up with the Buccaneers mid-season, and then went on a ride to the Owl, where he got to catch a touchdown pass from Tom Brady en route to a ring. Meanwhile, the Steelers haven't even BEEN to the Super Bowl in more than 20 years.

It's like how, back in the day, Percy Harvin wound up on the 2013 Seahawks, spent most of the year hurt, but then got to return a kickoff for a touchdown when the Seahawks blew out the Broncos. Meanwhile, the Vikings have never been to the Owl.

Some guys are just lucky.
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>>158511593
This was the beta version of Ben Johnson's Bears and the Rams needed this pick to barely squeak by in OT.
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>>158511513
Very true.
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go oilers
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>>158511593
I was about to say that Maye did the same thing, then I remembered that he got blown out so hard the pick 6 he threw wasn't game losing
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>>158511660
*sorry, my mistake, it's only been 15 years since the Steelers were last in the Super Bowl.
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>>158511593
Burrfags talked ungodly amounts of shit before this game. Just like they do now, come to think of it.
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>>158510846
>Sean Peyton
Is Sean Peyton really elite? He WAS elite with the Saints, but idk if he still is anymore. Yes, the Broncos are good, but that's because of their defense, not their offense. And Peyton is an offensive guy. The Broncos offense has ranged from pedestrian to serviceable. It's not that he gets no credit for the defense, of course he does, but idk if you can be elite when the great side of the team is the side you have the least impact on.
>Macdonald
Macdonald is elite. His defenses are consistently great and the problems he's having this year are a result of Darnold being barely better than Justin Herbert. Also, Seattle's special teams are great, which I think matters a lot. But if you want to say he hasn't been doing it long enough, I can accept that.
>Ben Johnson and Liam Coen
These two are literally the exact same. I'd put them both in Floor Raiser, but what does BJ do that Coen doesn't? Sure, BJ has a playoff win, but one guy got to face the 7th seed Packers while the other got Josh Allen and the Bills. IIRC, the Jags even had more regular season wins than the Bears last year, the AFC was just harder.
>Demeco Ryans
Move him up one. The Texans went from awful to winning a playoff game every year under him except this one. One bad year after 3 good ones doesn't mean he's Questionable.
>Minter
DO signs point to him being good? The Ravens defense has been mediocre to bad, and they keep blowing 4th quarter leads. At least the offense has the injury excuse, the defense (Minter's side of the ball) is just bad.
>Brady
Again, idk if I think he's good. The defense has regressed from decent to BAD under him. Sure he's an offensive guy, but he is the coach of the entire team. I gave Payton some credit for the Broncos defense being good, so I have to doc Brady for the Bills defense being horrid. Also, I don't like how he kept picking on James Cooks for fumbling but not Josh Allen for throwing picks. Seemed like favoritism
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>>158511775
And you're still seething. Funny how that works.
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bryan hoyer was the best backup of all time
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>>158511660
>>158511699
Ab was on that steelers team and made like a 3rd & 20 reception in the AFCCG to get them there
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>>158511775
I'm so sorry you had to deal with that

*nods respectfully*
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>>158511325
No one claimed he wasn't talented. He's just fucking crazy.
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>>158511325
He got to play with the greatest quarterback of all time against the greatest imposter of all time.
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plaxico burress almost did nothing wrong
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eli manning giants having the first seed and immediately losing feels like it's been memoryholed outside of plexico
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>>158511113
nah
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>>158511850
They started 11-1, then they went 1-3 after Plaxico shot himself.

He literally shot his team's hopes in the foot by shooting himself in the foot.
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Do we owe Herbert a bussy apology?
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>>158511900
No. Watch the games. Bustin is playing bad. Simple as end of
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>>158511900
Maye is ELITE.
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>>158511513
>game losing pick
game losing pick you say?
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>>158511900
He keeps throwing the same INT every game
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>>158511917
Now imagine if they didn't get rid of Diggs for "character issues" only for Vrabel to make a complete ass out of himself right after.
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why does no one remember gayton putting up 300-3-0 on the number 1 ranked defense jets with prime revis in the AFC championship game?
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pats packers
kangz bills

These are literally the only 2 games this week that might be interesting
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>>158511900
the fact that this puts the raiders as having the 2nd best skill position group in the league says all you need to know about the validity of this pencildick shit
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Stattyboys seethe and cry and shit their pants when you tell them to watch the games.
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>>158512011
Because it would require remembering the Jest were good at some point this century.
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>>158512011
because they lost the super bowl immediately after. It's like remembering the 1985 Patriots blowing out the Dan Marino Dolphins in the Orange Bowl during the 1985 AFC Championship. No one cares because they got their shit pushed in the next game.
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I dont understand the hate for gayleb or the bears. They have been shit for years and finally have potential. Its even weirder since their certainly the most fun team to watch rn. I tell ya, at least a third of the seethe is from fagger/vikek fans and the other quarter is the chikaner
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You know, I see more broke and homeless and crazy NBA players on social media than I do NFL players. Kind of weird.
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>>158512011
>why does no one remember ... the ... jets
Idk man you tell me
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>>158512067
NBA contracts are almost always guaranteed. That means a player can blow through their entire contract immediately by spending it all. As for craziness, that goes hand and hand with ego and the NBA is an ego driven sport because it's more player focused than team focused.
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blew out gaydy and beat gayton in 2010 btw
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>>158511787
>He WAS elite with the Saints, but idk if he still is anymore
Drew Brees was elite. Sean Payton is a hack.
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>>158511660
He's a time traveler, this has been established. His crashouts are a consequence of interference from other timelines
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>>158512134
It's kind of crazy AB is only 38. Imagine him at 70 or even 80.
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>>158512144
>Imagine him at 70 or even 80.
Nigga he is not making it to 50
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Now on to the real question, When the chargers go winless do they move back to San Diego or do they go bunk buddies with the raidniggers? No way the stench of a winless season is allowed to fester.( unless you’re the browns.)
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>>158512144
No offense but I don't think about dark skinned individuals at all.
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>>158512151
does San Diego even have a stadium?
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>>158511660
That was all because of Tom Brady. The truth is that Brady was fucking pissed about the Patriots cutting Antonio Brown in 2019 and that was just one of many reasons why he left the team right after. In Tampa he wanted AB back (and for Gronk to unretire) because he knew both would be crucial in winning a Super Bowl. They were.
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>>158512147
good
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>>158511660
>Some guys are just lucky.
Meanwhile, Derrick Henry is giving press conferences where you can tell he's realizing that he will never even get to play in a Super Bowl. It's so fucking unfair, anons. It's just so cruel and hopeless and unfair
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friendly reminder the NFL is going to try to rig it for the Bears to win the Super Bowl so Caleb can come out during his MVP speech and kiss his boyfriend in front of 100 million people. As desperate as they are for a successful black QB, they are even more desperate for a successful faggot QB.
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>>158512162
They dont need one
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>tuaniga
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The kiwi = reddit
Chikaner = Obsessed tranny
Temujin/Jennyposter = /a/ trannies
Bradysknee = liberal pedo
StatChad = well informed ballknower that makes /nfl/ seethe
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>>158512270
I didnt know the kiwi was a redditor KEK
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Shut the fuck up, muttlover.
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is jacoby brissett better than mac jones?
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>>158509174
White genes
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>>158512298
patty found some ice cream on the turf! yum yum!
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>>158512291
Yes
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>>158512285
>the jags superbowl is beating an injured chiefs team and losing to mahomes bitch #1 in the offs
>at home
Mahomes will see you in arrowhead buddy.
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>dey wuz injured n sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
Why is this always the queefsfag's "excuse"?
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>>158509911
>2027 World Cup
there is no world cup until 2030
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i have a feeling from the related seethe that the chiefs are winning it all again this year arent we?
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>>158511653
you were a fool to believe bryce young was any good or that ownership would make good decisions. i abandoned that franchise and followed cmc to sf.
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>>158512346
Whats stopping mahomes from winning his fourth this year?
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>>158512357
being washed
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I'm swearing off fast food bros. Prices are just too high to spend it on cheap quality food. Better to go to a nice restaurant and get your money's worth or just cook the dish yourself. Just a pain in the ass to make french fries from scratch though.
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>>158512357
Reality
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>>158512346
Can you at least put Lions losing to 49ers in the conference championship so I can kill myself with some dignity
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>>158512366
making fries is not difficult. It takes like 5 mins to peel and chop a couple of potatoes
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>>158512357
Being fat and ugly and having stupid hair
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Vikings should sign Adrian Peterson
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>>158512420
true
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>>158512157
clearly not true
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>>158512195
I wish
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>>158512018
They've been good this season
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>>158512151
They're moving to San Antonio
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>>158512291
No
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>>158512503
What animals did you rape?
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>>158512461
Jerry will never allow a third Texas team, you'll have to wait until he croaks for that.

That, or Goodell will have to bribe him by rigging an Owl for the Cowboys.
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>>158512503
Same partner, or was it two different men?
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>>158512515
Coward

>>158512523
Delete this shit nephew
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>>158512366
Holy fuck, nobody cares what you do.
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>>158512503
Based. I had sex last night and will have sex later today
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>>158512515
it was a queefie
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>>158512357
jacksonville
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>>158512515
ur mum lel
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>>158512581
Rektum
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>>158511440
Possibly because Caleb has just beat him like two weeks ago largely because of his superior play at the position.
>They both were/are good
But williams was better
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Hello guys
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>>158512538
Yea but you paid for it according to the thread yesterday. I didn't pay shit and got coffee+lunch bought for me
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>>158512634
>laloser
>good
kek
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>>158512637
I hate prostitutes desu. I didn't want any sex, I just wanted to choke her and she acted like I was crazy. Bitch
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>>158512503
Congrats king
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>>158512637
Your a racemixer, begone
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what is nfl’s next money grab
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>>158512711
games in china
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>>158512711
I thought it was flag football leagues
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>>158512711
this guy
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>>158512734
>Literally nobody can stop me from having sex
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>>158512734
You should focus on being faithful to Reshiram
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>>158512711
games all in my ass
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Neon Deon shit his pants at the movies.
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>>158512753
skip...
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The Jaguars have basically solved offense by getting three fuckhuge tight ends that can block, and sitting in 3 TE formations on the goalline. It’s the reason why they’re the most efficient offense in the redzone
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>>158512634
>get btfo'd by green gay
>have never beat the lions
>elite
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>>158512766
you know ball and I agree
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>>158512765
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>>158512763
didn't we all?
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LARPing Schizoid Kiwi

We know you are a permavirgin neckbeard and your gay anyways.
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>>158512766
how do you stop something like that? what is the go-to formation against a 3 tight end set in general?
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False start, lmao
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>>158512711
18 games soon
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>>158512766
Rams did it first desu
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>>158512813
>because you're an ugly faggot brown skin mongrel kek fucking subhuman disgusting ape
I dont care, im an ugly motherfucker who gives a shit you faggot
More anons have seen your bussy than bitches have seen your dick, I stake my life on this
Your a wierdo faggot LARPing for plebbit gold on a basket weaving forum
Go take care of your mutt child deadbeat
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another kiwi induced meltie
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>>158510709
inshallah, our pain will not be for nothing. ill see (You) again in 30 more years
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fall out boy is the artist you haven’t heard in a long time but wanted it
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>2026 AD
>jags vs burrs is “game of the year” potential
I used to laugh at both of these dogshit franchises 10 years ago…
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>praying naked in the shower with a bunch of dudes

what the actual fuck?
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Which NFL penalty would be the funniest thing to scream while orgasming inside of a woman?
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>>158512846
I dont care what a LARPing schizoid like you has to say
Nothing you type will ever be anything but the strangest of fiction
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>>158512855
too many men
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Anyone going to the Falcons/Bengals Madrid game? I'll see you lads there!
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Kek imagine having mutt children because he isnt attractive enough for his own race
Couldnt be me
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>>158512859
So why did you reply if you don't believe me dumbass? Get a job and get a girlfriend fucking loser obsessed geek. Kiwi made ya seethe again and again
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>>158512863
wish death upon me
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>>158512711
18 games is a given and maybe even adding an 8th playoff spot

but my personal belief is that they will start charging to watch games even if you already have a subscription. like you're already signed up for amazon prime and netflix but now you have to buy an additional "nfl package" to watch the games
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>>158512868
Thats all you can say, you have nothing but your delusions. I truly feel sorry for you. It gets better Kiwi, I promise - your situation will get better
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>>158512855
if you came early I would go with false start, offense
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>>158512859
SCHIZO ALERT
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>>158512869
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>>158512883
>believing JFFM
Ishygddt
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Shit teams
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>>158512877
>literally no response because he's so mindbroken by Kiwi Chads

Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek fucking fat mongrel subhuman never reply to me again chudcel obese mutt
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>>158512891
pretty grim lineup of games this week 2bh
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>>158512898
Kiwi why did you doxx yourself? Thats an unflattering angle
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>>158512898
I wonder what happens when the computer turns off and your all alone with your thoughts again.

Must be rough in there
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>>158512907
they call it a problem
i call it a solution
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Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek fucking dumbass never made the playoffs in 17 seasons?

*Braaaaaaap*
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Kiwi knocked up a torta and now is a mystery meat dad kek
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Kind of wanna fuck Bo Nix's mom. Hairline be damned.
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>>158512917
I'd just go to my girlfriend's house. We spent the night together, voted in the NZ general election, watched the first 3 episodes of East of Eden then had sex today.

What did you get up to shit for brains? Sit in your bed with your brown eyes and disgusting brown skin and browse /v/?

Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

Fucking plonked muttoid subhuman

This is why you always lose to Kiwi

Learn some respect
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>>158512928
His dad kinda sexy ngl
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>>158512935
Kiwi its pathetic that you wrote all that out for yourself
You sound unhinged, take a breath
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>>158512924
Remember when Fitzpatrick was good?

Me neither.
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>>158512935
....and then you woke up
Having to pay child support
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>>158512921
a solution...finally.
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>>158512876
Thats shlomophobic
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>>158512849
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>>158512963
And there it is
I wonder what that dear little mutt goblin is going to experience having a "dad" like you
Gonna post circumcised kids next?
Oh brother
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watching the TLaw qb school video from jt O’Sullivan and the ravens should’ve legit lost by 50
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>>158512963
This is someones father. This man has a child he needs to raise.
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How much gay sex are these guys having?
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>>158512928
she cute
>>
you boys ever remember the madden ‘06 soundtrack
>>
HES TRAPPED HAVING TO FEED A GOLBINAS MYSTERY MEAT SPAWN
WAGESLAVING FOR THOSE DIAPERS AND FORUMULA
WHILE THE TORTA WHORE GROWS BIGGER BY THE DAY
the Kiwi is a HUNGRY man!
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>>158512987
You have a goblin child. You need to sit down and be a good golem
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>>158512989
i remember da chillz remixes of the 01 and 02 tracks by sam spence.
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>>158512989
I remember being bad at Madden '06 and never playing sports games again.
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THE KIWI AND HIS TORTA WHORE KEK
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>>158512876
Oh Boy:
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>>158512989
dance dance
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>>158512987
Kiwi stop neglecting your child. Hes right there while you say that!
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sam spence mixes and fall out boy, what else do you need
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>>158513017
DAD ITS NOT FAIR YOU KNEW MOM WAS MEXICAN
STOP MAKING FUN OF ME
I AM YOUR SON
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Dad you would never say such hurtful things right? Your only kidding when you say that....arent you?
Dont you love me dad?
Its not my fault you fell in love with mom.....
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>>158513017
Mahomes was almost literally running away from Bo
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>>158513042
>Noooooo don't fucking touch me!! I'm having a Bo induced melty please don't show this on camera ahhhhh fuck fuck fuck this is too embarrassing!!!!!!

Literally what midhomes said and did
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>Amerimutt goblin with brown skin and brown eyes
Is that your kids first name?
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>>158513043
>>158513050

Dad.....
You really think that having brown eyes is...bad? I dont have blue eyes.
I dont have blond hair....
My skin is darker than yours dad, you still love me, right? I saw some of that stuff you were posting online, you really dont believe in those hateful things, do you?

I mean why would you impregnate mom if thats what you really believed? Do you love mommy? Please tell me your not a racist dad
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Wherever happened to that guy who fucking broke his neck?
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you got the music in you
you only get what you give
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Someone please love me
My dad hates me because of my skin
Why did he make me
I hate myself
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I just want to be loved
Its not my fault I dont have perfect skin dad
Its not my fault you fell in love with mom
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>>158513086
Dad I want to come home
Please can I stop using bleach on my skin
It burns
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An Aussie + Spanish kid is 10x whiter than you paco
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Alright Aussie bro, you're making us look bad.
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cory schlesinger. now he was a real fullback
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>>158513105
Dad I know you wanted Bo Nix to be your son
But you have me
I didnt ask to be born your son
But I still love you dad
Please
Dont be like this
It doesnt have to be this way
Ill let you call me Bix Nood when you want...please dad I just want a relationship with you
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>>158513109
>>158513118
How are you gonna post in this genny and not understand the difference between the Australia and kiwi flags
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>>158513122
Dad please
I dont understand why you would do such a thing
You didnt have to be with mom
Your still spewing all this hate
Why?
Dont you see me? Im your kid
As imperfect as I am in your eyes
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>>158513127
who gives a shit. they'll all cucks anyway
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Guys I know my dad can be a little harsh, but hes coming around
Give him some time
I know he doesnt mean those hateful things he says
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shapoopie is a starting QB in the NFL again.
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im on the browns bandwagon. blastin king chip and cudi
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Whats wrong Kiwi
Thought you were having fun
Why so serious? Your so quiet now
Don't tell me I struck a nerve kek
Your the one that porked the torta whore
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Reminder that kiwi got heemed niggers in New Orleans kwab

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549
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holy meltie
kiwi got under his skin bad
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>>158510014
faveLA
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>BREAKING - New Zealand Man kills pregnant immigrant girlfriend and posts the unborn Embryo on hacker website known as 4chan with the caption, "kek plonked mutt" before comitting suicide, cause of incident is still ongoing but they are said to have found a note on the person that simply states "cazzie cant handle seeing sewer slide your having a bo induced melty rn kek" forensic analysts and cryptologists are decoding the bizzare language as we speak, more information as the hour trickles in.
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>>158513200
lol lmao even shadookie kek
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>>158513276
>," is what was found written on the back of the note. A truly senseless tragedy for everyone involved. We are giving you live coverage of this horrifying incident as it unfolds. Stay tuned
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Dad please let me inside
Im wearing the Bo Nix mask like you ordered, can I please sit at the dinner table this time
The doghouse is disheveled and you havent replaced the hinges on the door....
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>>158509407
based
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>>158510859
trenbolone
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>>158513296
Do I really have to save every one of those faces you come across? What are they called? Wojaks? OUCH DAD STOP HITTING ME I
I DIDNT MEAN TO -
YES DAD WOJACKS AND CHUDJAKKS ARE DIFFERENT
IM SORRY
I WONT MESS IT UP AGAIN
PLEASE STOP HITTING ME
ILL MAKE SURE TO SAVE THE NEW ONES PLEASEE
yes d-dad your based and im a plonked mutt....
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>>158513021
My emo ravens and fall out boy :’(
>WERE SO MISERABLE AND STUNNING
>LOVE SONGS FOR THE GENUINELY CUNNING
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>they're still having a melty while White Chad is chilling like a mf

Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek subhumans stay losing mmhmmmm 'fraid so
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Dad im not a subhuman I have your genes too, moms are just more pronounced
Besides great Gam Gam was an Abo and you hate when I bring it up
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>>158513342
I wonder if you will treat your mixed kids as good as JD vance does his.
Be a proud mutt familyman
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Both of you are mentally ill and need to STFU or get a room
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>>158513366
Hey im almost close to cracking him
Give me a couple more minutes
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MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD
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Imagine being kiwis kid, coming to this place and seeing your fathers bare ass on the internet
I think its only right they know, when they come of age.
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>>158513366
nice dubs
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>>158509145
Yes, this one. And yes because its Cardinale
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Yeah!
MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD! Thats my dad!
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>>158512637
I didn't pay. That was a different anon. There are 3 /nfl/ anons in Japan rn.

She also made me breakfast
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>>158513390
My mom made him pozole :p
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>>158513384
Literally who?
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why is the kiwi having a melty over brown eyes? I bet its a self hate larp. same for his skin being a aborigines
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let's all calm down, do some stretches and breathe
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>>158509864
so le hecking wholesome :33
fuck off to xitter and reddit
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I fucking HATE >black qbs.
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>>158513388
Calm down, chicano, kek.
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>>158511787
His offense is the least talented in the league and they still manage to win so much, yes the defense bails them out but they still have to put points on the board and I think it is Sean and his experience that is the most important factor.
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the 2026 Jaguars are statistically pace for pace offensively with the 2007 Patriots and we’re still pretending Lawrence isn’t the best QB in football right now lol
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>>158513390
im already back home, anon

and no need to gloat or lie on the internet. no one actually cares
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>>158511660
most vikings players end up in seattle
its seahawks is known as their superior that actually wins bowls
its the vikings retirement home
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>>158509864
its already been established you are a african invader
fuck off
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>>158513822
Noice. Hope you enjoyed your trip
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>>158513567
you're a flaming faggot for having this shit saved and posting it every day
go be a faggot somewhere else
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huge day for college football bros
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>>158513342

Where Ravens, lolol
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Caleb Williams feels so forced it’s unreal. He’s like an industry plant, like the NFL wants him to be the face now that Mahomes is a checkdown babby on a poorly run franchise.
Like he’s good and I think he’ll get better but god damn he hasn’t done fucking shit. Lawrence too.
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>>158513820
Dunking on the ravens defense is NOT an accomplishment
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>>158513820
Call us when they play a real team
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>>158514392
>>158514459
didn’t they nuke the patriots and browns this year
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>>158514470
>>
Um beating the piss out of the Patriots and then beating the Bengals at home (which means you’re guaranteed 100+ penalty yards) is impressive
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the cardinals won this game without recovering an onsides kick
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>>158514459
There are no real teams. All are frauds until proven otherwise.
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>Patriots so injured even Kraft is on the injured list
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>>158514587
all teams start as frauds and the only way to not be fraud is to beat a non-fraud
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>>158512837
Klay Kubiak will save our Communards and a red wave will wash over the NFL
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>>158514470
Needless to say, only one of those is a good win
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>>158513269
lmao rare funny KIM
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>>158509755
>Knicks' ring is just a diamond-encrusted replica of MSG
Surprised Dolan just didn't make it look like his face
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>>158509864
Good day to you, Suomibro :)
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Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein? That creep.
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need some trades and excitement
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>>158515141
The fight to get Jonathan Taylor
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>>158515165
Carly will botch the trade process and fail to reach a deal by the deadline.
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>>158515165
Colts are asking for too much
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>>158515325
carly can ask for my dick
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>I spam the board
>I never get replies but reply to others ranting
>I am 5'6"
>I grew my hair out like a woman and have a patchy beard
>I make shit up like a trip code faggot
>I love Bo and the broncos
>my name is Ben
>I am poor

who am I?
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>>158515556
The guy who had his kid aborted? I think his name was Ben
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>>158513963
ummm sweetie? woke is back. your homophobia is going to be outlawed soon and you can find yourself in prison or worse if you keep talking like that.
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>>158510014
Detroit. At least we have hope now
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Is there a more obnoxious fucking fanbase than Chicago right now? Haven't won shit in 40 fucking years and they act like they're god's gift to football this year.
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>>158515637
Yeah the spics from LA that spam the board with their middling team
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>>158515637
This bitch nigga has been seething ever since the Seattle game lmao
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>>158515637
You are mad on a Saturday Morning
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>>158515637
Whoaaa a homosexual quarterback has an annoying fanbase
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>>158515556
Ben
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>>158515637
Daaaaa bears :D
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The Colts organization is being destroyed by a histrionic narcissistic menopausal woman and youre laughing
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>>158515940
It is pretty funny how noticeably fake her tits are
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>>158509229
>backup on terrible team
>powers stolen by a jewess (there’s a moral here)
Yeah I’ve got nothing for Jones. He’s always been bad. First half of last year was a fluke.
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>>158515952
huge fake tits are kino
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>>158515141
Same
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new thread

>>158516067
>>158516067
>>158516067



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