we're getting stalled by the tigers
post the starting xi again pls
Edam and Arsenal
first for 75 min pure boredom & frustration followed by a sloppy Arsenal goal and then 15 min squeaky bum time.
>>158515515Inb4 one nil down after 5 minutes
will a MOTM performance in the UCL be enough for Gyok to face the mighty ull
>>158515492>that picok now this is pod racing
>>158515515I'm gonna say the opposite. Sloppy Arsenal goal in the first 15 mins and then 75 mins of pure frustration and squeaky bum time.
that spurs match gave me diarrhea so I'm hoping for constipation from this one
>>158515571Oh you’ll get it alreet paddy
>>158515515Sounds like winning.
kulu is back from injury and will have 1 year on his contract in the summerwould you take him from spuds?always rated him and he's a gooner so he'd accept low wages
poppies in chat
You just know dis nigga is going to jerk off and do fuck all game because this isn't a Big Six match.
>>158515665Nah, i'd Seamen yo when City gets relegated.
gyokbros......
What the fuck. I just went to make a cup of tea and >we've already conceded a corner?
>>158515718goobriel looking off it alreadythinking about brazil probably
Imagine the odds...
>>158515718It’s over
>Michael Oliver on VARHorrendous decision favouring Hull incoming today
>goobriel>>158515724Yeah, I'm seeing signs already. Yikes.
arsenal look good, vertical quick attacking
They're super aggressive on odegaard. No way he gets through this game without a bad injury.
>Noni best arsenal player
Madueke is such an enigma
>Madookie dribbling sideways and backwardsSharteta masterclass
>>158515792brexit footy innit
>Havertz>flopping to the floor the second he feels a modicum of contactName a more iconic duo
>>158515801bro you cant call them that anymore
maduekek pinging them all over like prime becks
Score 1 and the game is over. They're way too defensive. If they start attacking they'll get torn apart. No so different to forest a few weeks ago.
>>158515817oh you
How bad is it bros
I see >we're still in that phase where >we take 200% more risks in >our own box than anywhere near the final third
>smellisnigga do something
shitvertz and monglis special...long day ahead
>>158515864>zero shots on target for Arsenal
madookie stay out right you're doing well
>>158515831>They're way too defensiveNot even. They put plenty of numbers forwards and take their chances. >We are just awful at attacking which makes them look great defensively.
>>158515864our d looks techier than our m
This is looking proppa grim.
Fucking hell Kai, stay on your fucking feet for once.
dive flopertz
>>158515888>>158515916
one of those games where they'll have to concede to start playing properly
Tzolis is complete shit.
i do not know how much more artetaslop i can take
It is downright criminal how bad >we are at counters
>>158515914They're surviving for dear life every time we attack. We let them have possession so they stop being so defensive. We purposely don't press them.
>>158515969not really fair to call them defensive when they're pressing our backline
>Priceat least it's a shot >>158515969Not really? They're just defending well. They're not being defensive. That's too different things.
Impressed with tzolis considering he never managed to get a foothold in the team till his long layoff and still manages to look better than guys who were at the club for ages and still couldn't make an impact like reiss nelson
>>158515995>not defensive>defending in 5-4-1They have zero counter threat because of it.
Shot on target yet?>>158515983Offence is the best defence, innit.
>>158516007Considering how great >our counter threat is, and how many chances they've gotten already, I don't think they'll be too sad about that.
I’m at Liefde by die Dam, I’d like to agonise with you ous for a scrappy 1-0 but it’s not on the cards for me. Just know I’m with you /arse/
Raya's been a bit suspect at these corners lately lads. Slightly concerning.
Raya blatantly fouled at that corner
Grim as always. Let's win the league again and have Arteta leave on a high, then go get Cesc.
>>158516028they're letting them crowd him which they were supposed to be stopping
YELLOW CARD FOR HULLTHIS IS NOT A DRILLHULL HAVE ACTUALLY RECEIVED A YELLOW CARD
Just joined. Is Havertz terrible again?
>downgrading on Martinelli and Trossard
SHOT ON TARGET AS WELLI REPEATWE HAVE A SHOT ON TARGET
35th MINUTE MARKS THE SHOT ON TARGET FOR ARSEONLY A MATTER OF TIME NOW
>>158516047Yes
>fraudegaardcute >poolisat least it's on target
need some overlaps tbqhwyf
Utterly toothless again.Any team that can snatch a single set piece goal against this side must fancy themselves to at least get a draw.
They've won 100% of the 2nd bounces and balls in midfield. That's pure luck at the end of the day.
2ND SHOT ON TARGET LADS
>>158516052but there is no value on the market, anon!!
>>158516079it's also effort and positioningplayers just aren't mentally all there today
>cross it to the hobbit to headtotal arselogic
>poolisThat certainly wasn't on target Also Kai Havertz Stays Onside Challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
>tzolpiss
>>158516088nigga even the hull players are surprised they're winning the 2nd ball. They'd be running backwards or looking away and find the ball just roll to them and they end up losing it again because they weren't expecting it
Kai guys... it's ANOTHER offside... >>158516079If it happens in so many games the exact same way then it's not luck any more.
kaichuds...
he was onside ffs
I despise Havertz.
>>158516101>it's ANOTHER offside...Actually that might have been onside. He's gotten so fucking bad that he has a reputation for being offside now lmao. Unbelievable.
Don't panic arsenal fans. You'll cheat soon. Dive and get a penalty. Fake injury to get someone sent off. Play WWE at a corner.
Just get my fucking striker on so he can bully everyone
this was a game for gyok and kai showed why
>0-0
Stop fucking diving you donkey.
Well, Livershit fans can be happy now. Exact same shirt pull and no penalty. He even fell to the floor.
no pen for offside I'd guess
uuuh...
Lol Michael Oliver has single handedly tried to rob us of the league so there's no way he's giving us that. He's probably desperate to award Hull a foul instead.
BASED VARSENAL
>>158516125Hold on, falling to the floor actually did make a difference lmaoBUT HE'S FUCKING OFFSIDE APPARENTLY AHAHAHAHAHA
get kai off wtf is he doing just let him recalibrate with some wurstel, feed that nigga beer
GIVE ME THE PEN(ALTY)
Kek what was the point of that...
>>158516142You cannot fucking make it up man. How the fuck has he been offside SO MANY FUCKING TIMES this season? Genuinely how many is it now? Like fucking 30 offsides? What the fuck happened this season? What did Jesus do to him before he left??
Someone please explain to me the offside rule, like I'm Kai Havertz.
Vai Havertz!
>>158516138I should be a fucking magician. Predicted it. It's so obvious.
That hull plonker said we would win 6-0 btw
>Kai offside againlmao retarded kraut
>>158516161don't go past the last defender until the pass is made
Kai Havertz?More like DONKEY MONG lmao!
>shitvertz Best we can do is hope for a season ending injury to this mong
So what was the point in going to the screen and "checking" it? There was no way it could have been given simply because of the offside, right? ANOTHER SHOT ON TARGET LITERALLY RIGHT INTO THE KEEPERS OPEN ARMS
>>158516159>forwards are often offsidesit happens. hes threading the needle and we are a touch slow to release.
Come on Dec...
>>158516166Blame shitvertz for being a useless lanklet cunt that can't stay onside.
>>158516167We could play the Hull u12s and still make it look nervy.
>>158516188You're too thick to understand what just happened. He was offside, the review didn't need to happen. The only product of a review would be a hull free kick. He literally called for a review so hull get a free kick and probably to waste time.
Please get Gyok on for the second half.
>>158516186Nah, anon. I don't think he was this bad before. I really don't. This is putting Jesus to shame, that's how bad it is.HE'S JUST GONE OFFSIDE FUCKING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAAHAHAHAH
hook him
fleetwood-esque chavertz performance
>>158516209How many times did get caught offside?
You know what the worst part is? The second Gyokeres is subbed on, and I very doubt it'd be at half time, >we'll play in a completely different way and wouldn't put Gyokeres through even once
>>158516172Don't get it.
>>158516184in their excitement to give Arsenal a penalty they forgot to check if he was offside
>>158516225kai isn't even doing any link up playgyok will do it and somebody else will score
>>158516209hes making the urns nad i see hes upped his sprints, theyre doin this midfield titi kaka shit when a classic proper english punt forth to your cf will do the needful
>>158516224Yes.
>>158516234
>>158516206You'll be bringing on Delap next for long throw ins
>>158516254Still better than watching Havertz.
I'd bring on Ben White as wellTimber isn't overlapping being very lazy
>>158516239Problem is they'll start playing slower for no reason whatsoever after Gyok comes on. And by that point Hull will be happy with a draw so they'll actually start being defensive and aaaaall this empty space we've just seen will disappear. I feel it in my bones.
>>158516267I'm still confident we'll winHavertz has been a saboteur10 men would be better the way he's playing
>>158516265timbers pregnant
>>158516285Lmao
With all the statmongs that work at the club, I'm wondering what they based the decision on thinking a midfield pair of Rice and Bruno would work, because it absolutely does not.
Just fucking grind this one out and go to international break, please, then we don't leave London for a while, so no crazy away travel every 3 days and shit.
if sharteta drops points here I command sweden to drop his fraudulent status to -10
another GOD AWFUL half
thank the lord they reduced the number of international breaksthey should change it to 1 big one next season lol
>>158516313why doesnt it
>>158516052Sexxo
>>158516313all the tacticos who did statistical analysis of their heat maps said they'd compliment each other but the reality is that 2 DMs trying to dictate play at the same time doesn't work
To the surprise of literally no one in the world, Kai comes back on
timber needs a nap
>Shitvertz still onLOLLMAO EVEN
>time for madueke to pass on the counter>lamps it at the defendermost entertaining player in the league
Okay, Crapdueke is a fucking idiot, lmao. Waiting so long to make the shitiest pass to (offside) Havertz for the 3rd time already, what a mong.
>>158516420>timeHE WAS WEEKS LATE MATE
>>158516434goes without sayinghe doesn't look up until he's done with his dribble
>>158516423>WaitingThat's where he went wrong. The faster he moves, the better he is. If there's even a second to think, it all goes to shit. Much like Martinelli desu. No thoughts, all instinct.
>>158516420Noni jr will become
should be off for the next onetzolis at least draws fouls from booked fullbacks
Am I seeing this right? The two yellows only awarded to Hull staffers? Fucking top kek.
How the fuck is that not a 2nd yellow
Another counter. Another complete and utter waste of time.
>>158516482RB coyle is on a yellow
madookie's hammies are going next...you read it here first
when was the last time this team countered successfully? must've been dowman vs everton or some shartinelli goal
ANOTHER SHOT ON TARGETI REPEATTHEY HAVE ACTUALLY TAKEN ANOTHER SHOT ON TARGET
>>158516491Welp.
please delay your posts by 2 minutes as my stream is delayed, thank you
>>158516503A counter link-up finalized with a shot on target, no less. Only a mata of time now.
>can't even score on set piecesit's over.
>>158516510WHAT A GOAL FROM KAISER KAI HIMSELF WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>158516516>Poolisjust had another one too. We're winning the xG game today bros
>>158516510OH WAIT IT WENT TO VARWHAT MONGVERTZ SENT OFF WTF!????
timber 0/10
It's so frustrating that we hold onto the ball too long like how Timber has just now even at the edge of the box
>plywoodwhat is bruv doing over there?>Rice actually being subbed off after 60 minutesIt's an actual fucking miracle. Wow.
ENTER: GYÖKERES
So the ref allows their fullback to go off despite making multiple yellow card challenges and then gives the replacement a yellow for basically the same challenge he didn't give to the first guy
>MadookieKek
kicking the ball like they're afraid to pull something
I wonder if Konsa ends up replacing Timber as the starting RB when Saliba is back. Timber has been dropping some stinkers
>JokeresThat's him benched for the next 5 matches. Oh wait, he'd have been benched no matter what.
how is he watching this timber stinkfest and not taking him off
>floperes>floparaes>flopisdeclination of flop in latin
>>158516634Not sure why Myles isn't playing much all of a sudden too.
Who should we buy to save our title run
AHHHHHHHHH BIG VIK SAVE MEAHHHHHHHHH NONI MAKELELE SAVE ME
HOW IS THIS HAPPENING
>Shiezefucking kek
ODEGOD
THANK FUCK
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thank god
1-0
1-0 to the arsenal.
FUCKING FINALLY SOMEONE JUST TAKES THE FUCKING CHANCE INSTEAD OF BEING CUTE
MADZ DEFLECTION
ODEGOAT
imaging parking the bus without having anything to defend. people will say we're like hull but we at least defend a lead. Hull are defending nothing. And it's not like they have anything to play for.
>>158515515I kneel, Adolf.
>>158516723>Hull are defending nothing. And it's not like they have anything to play for.This has to be bait
>>158515515most predictable outcome
>>158516734Wow defending 13th place in November. Wow. Just Wow. Meanwhile they'll probably come to rue these games later on in the season when they want some wins.
Madueke has been on fire
madueke MOTM for me no joke
>watching a norwegian stream>he says odeGODnice
>>158516761>newly promoted team have nothing to play for
Polyester scores that for Spain
>duckereswhy is he ducking
>>158516775can't remember him ever scoring a blooter
Hate these bus parking faggot teams
>>158516771They don't. Maybe if they actually tried to win they'd have something to play for. Keep this up and they'll be in the relegation spots by March.
>>158516789Could have swore he's got one or two for Spain but I couldn't tell you against who
>JokeresBENCHED IN THE MORNING
farming shots on target lol
timber looks sleep deprivedbetter not gift them a goal
well at least I was right, think I caught a cold playing with the doggo because the weather was rather nippy and I was too lazy to get my winter clothes. Gonna go to bed, enjoy the 2-0 lads.
>>158516806Classic blinkered Arsenal plastic
>>158516857If he's this sloppy now, imagine him after the child is born
>>158516860you caught the gay, dont look at cocks tonight
What is the point of Merino on this team
they're gonna equalize, aren't they?
>>158516877in midfield? no point at all just an extra bodywould rather bring on MLS
>>158516882we have gaya
>>158516882despite absolutely no threat on the counter, we've decided to sit in AGAIN with 10 minutes to go instead of pushing for 2-0
>>158516877Warm body innit
touch of a rapist
>>158516877lmao eat shit nigger
>Madookie
JUST FUCKING SHOOT
madookie MOTM revoked
>MadookieJUST FUCKING SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTWHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL????????????????????FUCKING FOOTBALLERSJUST SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>poodookiethe thing about arsenal is
yeah hull are going down
fuck sake merino head it back across >>158516915he was watching "going around the keeper" compilations before the match
Negative IQ mongs that only look at stats are going to think their keeper has had the game of his life when like 7 of the 10? shots on target have been LITERALLY RIGHT FUCKING AT HIM.
Even the GOAT failsYou'll get them next time Noninho
the masked man>>158516933best way to expose those gobshites is ask them about things that weren't in the match highlights
GO ON GABI XL MY SON
Glad I woke up at the 60th minute
Predict the next PL match that Arsenal wins by > 1 goal.I guess Spurs
only positive thing about these shitty 1-0s is the hatewatchers spending 2 hours praying only to get blueballed
>Shiezebrother...
that's a pen what the fuck
Salmon with the goofy ass hat
Merino providing all these chances but we're so dogwater that they don't result in goals
>poobereze pooze
>BaduekeWhen does it end bros?
Vintage Arsenal, i miss corner goals.
I'll take it I guess.>>158516959Kek, that's one way to be positive.
>yet another 1-0 to the Arsenal
you can seethe all you wants but 3 points are 3 points
A WIN'S A WIN
end it
ONE NIL TO THE ARSENALSimple as
Sell the entire attack.
ONE NIL TO THE ARSENAL ONE NIL TO THE ARSENAL ONE NIL TO THE ARSENAL ONE NIL TO THE ARSENAL ONE NIL TO THE ARSENAL ONE NIL TO THE ARSENAL ONE NIL TO THE ARSENAL ONE NIL TO THE ARSENAL ONE NIL TO THE ARSENAL ONE NIL TO THE ARSENAL ONE NIL TO THE ARSENAL ONE NIL TO THE ARSENAL ONE NIL TO THE ARSENAL ONE NIL TO THE ARSENAL ONE NIL TO THE ARSENAL ONE NIL TO THE ARSENAL ONE NIL TO THE ARSENAL ONE NIL TO THE ARSENAL ONE NIL TO THE ARSENAL ONE NIL TO THE ARSENAL
>>158517003keep madookiehe shoots
Merino should've had two brilliant assists.
>have nothing to play for >still park the bus>loseAll the rivals are pissed at this Hill performance. They think Hull gifted us a free win.
I did say >>158514414
Anemic football this. The three points matters the most though
We're Demons. Playing against championship defenses is more cancerous than any CL match.
>>158517008and misses.
*wins the league with 38 goals scored, 5 conceded*
>>158517003No. Buy an attacking coach. They all have the ability to score but the way they're drilled is shackling them.
free us from this hell
>Tuned in at the 74th min>Right after the goal>See Havertz started and had 0 shots, not even 0 shots on target, 0 shots overall, starting CF, at home, against a relegation teamHow is this even acceptable?
>>158517022hits the goaliesaka skies it so no chance of a tap in afterwards
>15 - Kai Havertz has been caught offside 15 times in the Premier League this season, already more than any Arsenal player was flagged in the competition last term (Bukayo Saka, 14).
We're definitely back to the good old days.
>>158517026We created loads of chances when the subs came on, they still couldn't finish.
I unironically think City drops points today.
tzolis was ass. niggas on fraudwatch
>>158517047It doesn't matter, they're gone.
>>158517022That's the whole reason why >we even won today tbf
>>158517047brighton are the title challengers this season regardless
>>158517067True.
Arsenal will win every single match 1-0 and you're gonna love it!
>>158517084if it's this painful for us the misery rivals are feeling has to be crazy
>>158517084I wish but there's always the odd brainfart like Fleetwood and Brighton.
the hatewatch compilations have gotten shorter and shorterI think they've given up lmao
1-0 to the Arsenal1-0 to the Arsenal1-0 to the Arsenal1-0 to the ArsenalI love that we keep breaking these team down and keep winning these games that's the important part but hell this attack needs some serious fire odeGOAT came through in the end Tzolis is just useless when it comes to low blocks Noni creates danger just not enough end product Havertz had a Havertz
>>158517030Cannot believe some anon was trying to act like this was normal earlier in the thread. And that's just in the fucking league, mind you. Pretty fucking sure he's been offside plenty of times in the CL and probably in the cup games well. Genuinely might have 30 offsides just this season already.
>>158515515Who could have predicted thisIt's almost as if you actually watch the matches
>>158517111we're not winning the UCL unless they bring in a musa or kroupi in Januaryparking the bus after a lucky goal isn't gonna work again against PSGneed some actually game changers up top
>>158515515We were actually dominant in the last 15 this time.
>>158517049Needs updating
BREAKING: After Christos Tzolis’ FPL team got leaked last week which indicated he was starting against Liverpool, Mikel Arteta has said everyone around the club cannot have any Arsenal players in their team.Christos Tzolis wildcarded this week and has removed all of his Arsenal players.An Arsenal staff member who also plays the FPL game has done the same.No more leaks.
These tiger niggas are legit. This is their 3rd loss this season, and they never lost by more than 1 goal, very organized defensive team. They can stay up if they don't crumble or have an injury crisis post-January.
>>158517199They would've lost 3-0 if Madueke had any composure.
>Mauled The TigersNext up we've got The Magpies
>>158517199Got battered today. They've been lucky in previous games I've seen them draw in too. Eventually their park the bus and inshallah luck will run out.
>>158517204>composureHe had too much composure. Sometimes you're just supposed to put your foot through it and this dude is trying to dribble the goalkeeper too. Even the penalty dive he should have shot it first time.>55 millionesYeah Arteta is a fraud
can’t sleep cause my nose is running, gonna get me some hot choco and watch the City game with the doggo in bed.have some Pauli to sweeten your day.
inevitaball
Should've been a penalty
>>158517283Cheers. Based Pauli
>>158517120thats me. hes off bc were slow to release. whats your problem? he trying to beat his man and today i dont even blame him for his offsides. ourniggers are holding on the ball like its a bag of crack. release that shit. youll get another bag
Glasner just fucking hates Man City huh?>>158517361Anon, please. Sometimes it takes too long for the player to release the ball but other times he's just offside right off the bat. Are >we slow as shit? Yes. Can Kai also just time his runs better? Yes.
>shiteh
>>158517409it was painful today i was pissed at them. theyre actually making kai look way worse than he is. also>shittyKWAB
Today, we were the tigers.
el em ayy o
>mauled by the tigers, we'll never sing that
I reckon 11 anons from here can force arsenal into a cagey 1-0 match
DON DELAP
bruhimagine Liam fucking Delap scoring on youbruh
>>158517497they always play down to their opponent's level. it's very annoying.
>>158517532ran the whole pitch as well lmao
>a second tree has fallen on cityayyyy
I laughed at the whole "you play the ball" nonsense in citehs midfield.
>>158517553They look so fucking open lol. Forest's players are just going through like a hot knife through butter. Still can see them lose because for some reason teams always seem to just drop off against City after a while but it's looking great so far.>>158517497Watch >us treat this City team like they're prime Barcelona.
>>158517598they've been like this all season but nobody punished them until villagetting by on dodgy refereeing basically
>>158517607>getting by on dodgy refereeing basicallyNo way bro. They totes stopped after 2018. Honest.
>>158517497Some local lads from Fleetwood took them to pens so why not?
fine i'll watch the city game i guess
Wow this is definitely not Pep's City, they look so average and disorganized...Gotta respect the man for keeping them in check all these years
I always liked Robin Hood.
>manchesthair cheaty
>cheat>still loseGenuinely pathetic lmao
no PED guardiola no party
>>158517738lel saved
Just wanted to tell you guys I'm okay.Obviously stayed in to watch Fartetaball stinker, so no harm (other than needing to actually watch the game) done.Cheers.
>>158517902
>>158517902too late, youre already gay. enjoy cocks
>shitty
>NOT having won your last 5
need to start resting our first team in the league like PSG
City fans were making fun of us for this btw
Austrians hate Cityalso I beg Arteta, no cautious approach vs City … pls.
City has gotten so lazy since Pep left.
>>158518195Not just when he left.Guehi and Donnaruma are like Mancini signings
>>158518195They've been shit for like 3 seasons. Don't let Pep's CV deceive you.
who you taking from cheateh when they get rellied?
>>158518292Haaland and Doku
>Since losing to Man City in April, we have won 14 out of 15 PL games with one loss.>This is the most wins Arsenal has put together in a 15 game stretch in the league since 2002.
>>158518295No one asked fella
>>158518295>>158518326
>>158518292Haaland and Semenyo
>>158518269Yeah but they still won trophies and were a threat...They ain't winning anything with Maresca and this lethargic style of play...It's like watching Chelsea 2.0
Imagine if we could win the league by Feb/Mar and save Saka, Ode, Rice, Calafiori, and Saliba for the CL KOsIf it wasn't for Brighton I'd believe
>>158518370and you are?
Did Arteta know City were cheating when he was there? how much bad karma does he have as a result?
>>158518423That's title contenders Chelsea to you pal
>>158518437brighton lost to liverpoothey're not consistent enough to actually challenge
Kek, now that's prime Delap
>>158518457>he thinks footballers understand numbers sure they do, til 10
We can wrap this league up by Christmas innit?
PRIME DELAP PRIME DELAP PRIME DELAP PRIME DELAP PRIME DELAP PRIME DELAP
>Letting Delap look like prime R9
That run gets stopped by Konsa btw
>>158518939Mosquera too
I thought she was joking I had to double check the table. Lord help them, there is no hope for that club.
We need more early games. This is comfy.
Welcome to Arsenal Liam Delap?!?! (gyokeres replacement)
Based delap dropping a fat stinker against us but redeeming himself against 115 convictions
>Khusanov>Anderson>NdiayeThis team is filled with such mediocrity nowadays
>>158519016The only reason why Khusanov even looks mediocre is because he gets away with so many blatant fucking fouls. If all the bullshit he does was called correctly, people would call him absolute dog shit.
>>158519096Bro absolutely sucks, he got brought in as a fill-in, surprise he hasn't been sold to Everton or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukxkayQSr7Q
>Going from Rodri - Silva to Anderson - EnzoThis downgrade will need to be studied
>>158519250Anderson is good Enzo is shit
>>158519391Good at what?
>>158519250they told me it was a stunning midfield rebuild the best ever
Whoever ends up buying murillo will become a threat
>>158519391>Anderson is goodAt what? Absolute dross this lad. Nothing he does stands out. Him and Enzo together in the middle is a gift to the opposition.
>>158517409>Glasner just fucking hates Man City huh?I'm starting to think he really does hate them. I don't think he even looked at Maresca after the final whistle. No handshake or anything.
looking at yet another outrageously priced flop in Enzo I can’t stress enough how fortunate >we have been with Rice.
Can we buy Haaland?
>>158519644Well we can, but his wages are ridiculous.
>>158519641Rice even directly rejected City to join >us. He's a real one.
shit, i didnt know glasner went to forest. was very confused to see him celebrate there
>>158519644Haaland, if he has any sense, will go to Barca
>>158519765He wont and will go to Madrid to really escalate the madness.
this team is so good. hull were determined not to be defeated but their spirit was crushed.
>>158518295Stinkfest wins should result in horizontal progress
>Kai Havertz should have been awarded a penalty regardless of being offside, according to the rules, because technically he had not committed the offside offence when he was fouled So after all that it still should've been a pen. Ref and VAR had a mare today.
Add forest to the list
Headband is gonna ball this season and is unironically our best player and a complete chaotic freedom seeking nutjob.ImagineJust imagine if we had the same on the left.Holy.
>>158521200>is gonna ball>had a chance to score a brace in two 1v1s and choked them both
>>158521282Your reply is emotional faggotry. There is 28 games to go.
Winning the league addition
Dubs and we're Getting kroupi and estevao
god please just start letting those shots fly manhow many times this season just from shooting the fucking thingoff the top of my headbruno g sunderlandode napolimadookie today and against forrestdoes arteta actually beat them or fine them for every shot???
>>158521355
Rival fans are already losing their mind that we're going to win another league title. Us being 6 points clear is on the same level as Spurs and City lost because we played shit football, lmao.
Nonildinho vs Hull City:>2 shots on target (t-most)>2 accurate crosses (most)>2 fouls won>4 shots (t-most)>4 chances created>5 successful take-ons (most)>13 touches in opp. box (most)
you lot are straight GUFF turgid football
>>158521504Fuck off you fucking autist
>>158520985Sowwyyyy
What if we land Kane for like a season or two? Bundesliga is so boring. I am sure he wont care about hurt Spudz feelings.
>Arsenal are just the seventh team in Premier League history to take 27+ points from their opening 10 games of a season.>Four of the previous six have gone on to win the title, but the two who failed had a team chasing them down.
>>158521504m8 as long as we win, I'm not fussed, especially about the opinions of non-Arsenal fans.
>>158519644Buy Haaland and do what? Give him 5 minutes at the end of a game (behind Shitvertz and Merino) because Farteta is a stubborn moron who can't learn?>>158520985Going to look nice on that "net ref errors" table at the end of the season, innit.>>158521282That's the chaos part, la.>>158521611Why not 30, hmmmm? Looks like Arteta is simply not good enough.
>>158521310How many league goals he scored last year? Take a guess
>>158519644Arsenal doesn't need his neanderthal lookin' ass
>>158521793Why not more Norges in Arsenal?
Glad I have the privilege to rewatch games and skip the boring parts due to my timezone, should've been 2-0 had madeukubu just shot instead of trying to dribble past the keeper, oh well 3 points at home to hull is the same as 3 points at anfieldWhen will kasane teta realise that havertz farms vs big teams and gyok farms vs shitters (didn't get on the scoresheet but was still pretty decent off the bench)
>>158521903Imagine she forces you to comfort her arsehole with your tongue while she lies down and cry; Haha that would just be horrible and suffocating, sounds so uncomfortable haha.
>cheaty with 3 Ls in a row in the premWtf is going on
Also based forest, we need to snatch cherki off the cheats
Very nearly recreated this if mosquera wasn't such a mong
>>158522044They turned into prime late years Wenger Arsenal where everyone got us on counters while >we horseshoed 24/7 and crossed the ball to nobody. Things like that happen way less under Arteta, but people here wont give him the credit he deserves.
Holy shit...i arrive home, watch the game. Good, good, nice professional performance the full 90, stadium buzzing. Lovely stuff, nice, quiet, enjoying dinner. Then i go to watch the city game, i just put the highlights instead, Forrest are rubbish, surely they will lose...wtf did i just saw? Now i regret ow watching the full 90. How was that donkey Delap looking like that...when i just saw him loooking like a donkey against Arse, and other opponents. Jesus...Farteta knows what he is doing. Premier league is tough, very tough. Any given day these shitters can just turn up Godlike and fuck you really hard.
Looking good.
>>158522645>Any given day these shitters can just turn up Godlike and fuck you really hard.I mean we kinda did get fucked by the Seagulls and it was a good slap in the face to wake us up because we were complacent as Champions.
Have they been surpassed?
>>158522841If they win back to back PL and a FA Cup this year, yes.
>>158522823Yes, exactly! Absolutely, but Brighton is legit good. I watched couple of Nottingham Forrest games, before us, and they looked awful, truly awful. I was genuinely surprised with the way they scored, with such poisonous counter attacks...when they looked so poor against us. That truly goes to show how much tought Farteta is putting. >>158522841If we go back 2 back, another deep cl run, semi finals at the very least. Yes, they were surpassed.3 in a row, and Farteta has to have a statue
>>158522870>Pass user since 2018
>>158516928rude
>>158521623in fact if everybody keep seething like this then i want the team to continue winning like this just pay back for when we play good football and not winning shit
>>158522934> I watched couple of Nottingham Forrest games, before us, and they looked awful, truly awfuyeah, they literally just crawl out of relegation zone (and push manure down, lol) with that win
>>158521611CrazyWe finna win the league back to back
>>158524705last time we did that? never, right?
>>158520985I didn't even see what happened. Looked like some shitty dive but I TRUST bro not to be that cheaty so I knew something was up
>>158519164Okay I'll watch Men in Tights again.
Checking the current league table for all 5 European leagues. Only Lazio remains unbeaten and at 28 points after 2 games. Barca was at 27, Bayern at 21 with 9 played, PSG at 23. The only reason we're not getting respect is because we are not free flow scoring, but base on how crazy hard this league is, we're actually doing extremely well. Fuck the doomers and enjoy the international break while looking down at these shitters.
Oops I meant to say after 10 games played.
I'm thinking of Kai's goal vs chelsea
Comfortable but tedious game. Tzolis had a bit of a mare, though. Please buy reinforcements on January 1st.
>>158527007>we're not getting respectBy whom? The retarded subhumans who used to call Arsenal bottlers? and then calling them set piece FC? and now calling them unwatchables? These retards are so rattled, they've already given up on the league and admit that Arsenal are the best team by far, the only come back they have is "y-you...you haven't won a CL yet..."
>>158527007>The only reason we're not getting respect is because we are not free flow scoring, It's because >we have no ucl thanks to that tight jew wenger pocketing the transfer money while lying about the club being broke and signing absolute shitters.
>>158528255Don't forget Gazidis
I quite like it when we play saturday and did our business, and all our ops are dropping like flies. just a relax sunday watching shitters have to sweat for 3 points just so they wont be in relegation zone
>Arsenal win>Scam City drop points Doomers wont mention this
Where are the "hahahaha" posts?
>international break
>>158529564The most distraught at city losing have been the cucks.
Brah we only concede 5 goals this season. 3 of which was the freak game vs Brighton
Wrap it up boys and GIB me that trophy alreadyIt’s over
>>158529637Holy shit where is this from??
>>158530603it's the "always the bridesmaid, never the bride" banner they flew vs Arsenal before >we won the league with Arteta on it. liverpool fans are acting like cucks on the internet holding the balls of city just to spite the arsenal
> What is genuinely terrifying about this looming Arsenal dominance isn't just that they are the super clear favorites right now.>It's the fact that when Man City eventually gets relegated, there will be absolutely zero competition for Arsenal next season. We are staring down the barrel of a very realistic Arsenal three-peat, which is going to massively dent Manchester United’s historic legacy even more.- manure fan absolutely cacking it
Starting soon
>>158530663>it's the "always the bridesmaid, never the bride" banner they flew vs Arsenal before >we won the league with Arteta on it. Yup remember it, but really it's every other big 6 teams that twerked for cheaty over the years
>>158531043>saliba no longer instantly rushed into the first team as soon as he's able to set foot inside the pitchWe've become spoiled.
>pooford
>Igor thiago banned for the game against usBased i say
Brighton's goal difference is gonna be huge fuckWe defo need to steal their best players in January
>>158527007Damn right. Don't let those barking dogs get through your head. It's very, very impressive what we are doing. And fuck off, because we look much better this season, there were games last season in February, March and April where we were truly awful.This season, we are very professional, and the goal always feels like it's coming
After a midweek CL game we would have drawn this one last season.It wasn’t pretty but it is what it is. 1-0 up the arse
>chelshit
Divepool are entertaining in a sense that they can concede at any moment.
>>158531590Sex
>>158531043is hairy anus gonna develop or what? he looked promising
Agent Nketiah taking away clean sheet bonuses.
>>158532107>>158532107>>158532107get the fuck in here lads its time
Chelsea have the strongest attack, they said
>spuds>poolace>chelshit>pooford
>>158530663>just to spite the arsenalIs it working?>>158530906>there will be absolutely zero competition for Arsenal next seasonOnly an ABA could say something like this.If this fool had even an iota of understanding how things are here, he'd know that Arsenal's biggest competition, always and ever, is the Arsenal themselves.
>poonited
Our banter era was horrific but it was never this bad.
kek
Jesus titty dancing Christ, they might actually be relegated, incredible.
>manure
>Lelsea getting absolutely dominated by Blunderland>Liverpoo could have easily conceded 3 vs last placed Palacelooks like >we just have to avoid another Leicester situation with Brighton.
Expect manure to turn into prime barca again this season when >we play them
poonnited needing penalties to try and save their season.
>>158533813Every team turns into prime Barca when we play them, it's by design.
Haha at the Dutch cunt in the crowd, you fuck yourself you rat cunt.
>>158533813Yeah because >we fucking enable them anon. If everyone from Bayern to Fleetwood can make >us look like shit then that's because of how >we play. Not them just deciding to turn up for a single game.
>crusted phalluskwab
>>158534089if everyone around you is racist, youre the brow
viller are shit
i don't even care about strikers any more. i just want arsenal to grind the league down with 1-0s
what is it with yanited and attracting rats?
That's the Unai we know.
>rvp is at the game>manure legend
>completely one sided opening phase >United get a pen (again)>momentum immediately shifts ffs
Arsenal doesnt get any of these penalties.
>Chokistan bottling it against relegation united
Watch us struggle to create anything against United.
>yanited
Holy Villastan Absolute cinema
>memery
imagine, just imagine, a season where United and City get relegated and >we win the league back2back.
>blowing a two goal lead>twiceFucking Unai.
Umm ref their keeper is blocking Villas keeper?
nvm, fuck Villa and fuck Emery.
Fucking fantastic game lmao. >Our matches truly are the most boring fucking games on the planet compared to the comedy gold these teams produce.
>>158537639This used to be us. Obviously it was never this bad but I'm sure you all remember how chaotic our games were week in week out in the banter era, we produced some incredible moments. We've had our share of kino. Now we just win.
Memery is the type of guy who goes to a party and starts talking about politics/history/religion.
>>158537818I’m worse, I start talking about jews and geopolitics
>>158537776True. So many games felt like a mad scramble. I complain 24/7 about how slow >we are these days but this is definitely way better than having to scramble so much.
Anyone tired of zoomer epl speak
Leeds United 1-0 TottenhamArsenal 1-0 Hull CityNottingham Forest 3-1 Manchester CitySunderland 1-0 ChelseaManchester United 4-4 Aston Villadecent weekend that
emery left early as well
>>158537921rat's team is getting their shit pushed in by inter right now :)
>>158537921Have a fantastic international break boys
>>158538479It’s important for cunts to get a good humbling. Plenty more of that please.
>>158537921>Manchester United 4-4 Aston Villa>conceding 2 injury time goalsSilly twats.
El Bencho is RAPING barcasign him up already
more people should be talking about arsenal's start to this season. it's kind of incredible.
>>158540939He fucked a clear chance by attempting to lob the keeper.
Do you guys think Arteta tell the team to take control with a one goal lead instead of immediately look for a second? Psychologically speaking, when a team is 0-2 down, they're looking to go all out because there is nothing to lose, and once they get 1 back, the momentum shifts. Arteta is a lunatics and I'm sure he studies football psychology like no other. It does feel like when you're 1-0 up, it's easist to control the game because the opposition is in this weird territory of not knowing if it's better to try to still defend and not concede a second, instead of just coming out guns blazing.
Bit indifferent on the city verdict now that they probably won't get more points than us cause they might bail United out of relegation, but i'd still rather have city relegated than united
In hindsight, Arsenal didn't really lose to fleetwood, who cares about some energy drink cup except teams that rarely win trophies like newcastle
>>158542183You don't need to score more than 1 goal when you are capable of keeping a clean sheet
>>158537913Examples?>>158538479Neither Cesc or RVP are rats. They had their reasons. They weren't cunts like Adebayor.
>>158545710Nah RVP too fuck that guy
>>158545826RVP just said what everyone was thinking about the squad at the time. He spoke truth. And, IMO, not his fault senile Wenger and the board sold him to ManU instead of abroad.
500 posts in this, someone make a new one for International break pls.
