Habs Edition >>158515740
Predies :))
bud1trb lost
My penguins ):
TUSKS UP
Rangers making this way more difficult than it has to be
LET'S GO DE-VILS
kraken are about to blow another 3rd period lead but opposite
>rags>laffs
>Saturday night>Original 6 matchup>Classic rivalry>Wearing third jerseysSoulless
nvm its over
NEWHOOK BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
why laffs fans all wearing red sweaters? its their home game, but sea of red.
You guys have uncrustables up there?
more like Original SUX, amirite /hoc/!
Noice redirect. Really bad turnover to start all of that
someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
islanders need to win this game i hate the devils because of that one newfag tranny that spams here
>l2ffs
>>158524674nevermind, gg rags, at least the 3rd was exciting
im so glad newhook hasn't been gimped by injuries, unlike dach
>3 years>$21 millionWhat was Chayka thinking?
>laffs
Please my Habs don't make it 4-0.
habs are setting up the choke
can't wait to see them blow this most dangerous lead again!
The Hughes brothers all have such a distinct way of skating
avs is going to get rocked by detroit today right?
>>158524774because they're jews?
>>158524731>islanders>winThey're going to need help
>>158524733Great game bro. Your team showed a lot of heart.
>scoreless draw in NYSee? Nothing happened.
>have to leave the Rock>all the other poverty stadiums make us listen to their Spotify's Hottest Hip Hop playlist
My canesies are going to booty blast the blackhawks tonight.
knights play tomorrow bro's
>debbies
yup >we're losing this one, debbiesbros
what the f devkeks
>>158524815Can you help our islanders win please
>H1llebyuck
Not gonna say anything racist
>>158524815Oh, that why Carney called a national holiday
tiffy cashed in bros
>>158524814not so fast
my debbies scaaaaaaaaaar
new york b team niggas real quiet rn
UH OH /HOC/ TRANNIESUH OH STINKIESUH OH
MAMMIES SCAAARRRR
Isles scored!!!!! Duuuuuukkke
>>158524847Well maybe we win modestly. Defense play has been cheeks the last couple games. Almost lost to the Isles
>>158524814They might not kill the hawks because they won’t have to try. They’ve kept a lot of games “close” this year against good teams because the good teams basically use the hawks as a scrimmage. They will start out strong, maybe even get a lead, and then it will be all Carolina.
Are the islanders a real team or did someone just teach the Mets how to ice skate
Isles get scored on =(
>>158524832they rarely pull their weight unfortunately
>>158524871yeah, we know, slowpoke
SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
>>158524862OUR MAMMIES! :)
So tired of Jake Allen’s bs I can’t even put it into words
Are Demidov (and Suzuki) really that essential to the PP
>>158524893The game is late where I live =( Life of a canadian islanders fan
>>158524907
selke award is one of the most meaningless trophy desu
>>158524915yeah, against real teams
MUH DEBBIES !!!!
Would be nice if refjews didn't let the Islanders have infinite time whacking at the puck around Allen when he's laid out prone
in québec, suzuki peddles steak farmer's wrap instead of hof crosby
>>158524933I see. I do remember it looking really dangerous at point last year
>>158524943thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>158524962at least it's a step up from the biscoff jew
my Eagles :)
>>158524962its also called a frog wrap and comes with a free dildo. fucking faggots. wish we had killed every last fucking frog when we won.
>>158524955we cant have nice things
>mad against frogs on the frog image board
oh god i'm seeing highlights from the ottawa game jesus fuck that filter it's like i'm watching battlefield 3
>>158524932It's Bergeron's legacy
>>158525070comfy
No more brother wars
>>158525079remember when all the pundits were comparing Suzuki to Bergeron and now he's already better than Berg
Liberty Biberty
>>158525103if only they hadn't choked that game 7 in 2019
>>158525103When he wins a cup playing through what bergeron did he can call himself better
>>158525078no wheelchair accessibility
Islanders are cheating
>>158525155Not true islanders are honourable
>>158525195King
kwabed for anti canadian post
>>158525195What happened to her knee?
how much did you donate for your poppy, /hoc/?
Fucken leafs never have the puck and turn it over the second they have it. ALso raddysh is ass
Time for ass rape
>>158525117Does he also have to choke a 3-0 series lead and a 3-0 game 7 lead to match him?
>>158525261t. bud on 04/17/22
>>158525261see you in the sauna
That didn’t take long.
>>158525239$420.69
Fuckkkk tavares is washed
>scoreless draw in Texas
>>158525195do a mckenna food pairing
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SCORE SOME FUCKING GOALS!!!!!!!
>scorefull draw in Queens
my debbies scaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!!!!!
>>158525273Plenty good players have lost in the playoffs, look no further than nick suzuki
THANK you
fowler? I barely know her!
God Carolina are so fucking good and the hawks are an AHL team - bedard
>>158525339Have they choked a 3-0 series lead and a 3-0 game 7 lead?
>>158525341gary
muh Debbies =(
the leafs are surging
two big dummy moves by bolduc
M I S AISA
Why did the devils get rid of all the promising young goaltenders and keep Jake Allen
Kill Allen. Behead Allen. Roundhouse kick Allen into the concrete. Slam dunk Allen into the trash can. Crucify filthy Allens. Defecate into Allen's food. Launch Allen into the sun. Stir-fry Allen in a wok. Toss Allen into active volcanoes. Urinate into Allen's gas tank. Judo throw Allen into a wood chipper. Twist Allen's head off. Report Allen to the IRS. Karate chop Allen in half. Curb stomp a pregnant Allen. Trap Allen in quicksand. Crush Allen in the trash compactor. Liquefy Allen in a vat of acid. Eat Allen. Dissect Allen. Exterminate Allen in the gas chamber.
the oilers are playing the canucks tonight which means that mcdavid could very well get to 50 points
>>158525399>American Gold Medalist Auston Maotthews
>>158525411200*
>>158525411Would be kino. Probably only gets 2 point
>>158525417he was invisible on that team
>>158525355Has he won a cup?
>>158525417he's a fashion icon
>8 SOG>3 goals
>trb is debbies postingi don't like this
>>158525397give back allen we give monty
You might not like to hear it, but there are closeted American Oiler fans in this very thread. They will never admit it though.
>>158525424And yet he was still awarded a medal like a conquering hero >>158525428Ok
trb's 5th favourite team just dropped
>>158525424I can't remember if he even played
Kill yourself trb
Islanders game is the game of the night
>>158525448
>>15852546510/10 post
>pekka rinne is in the hall of famei dunno man
>>158525447he should uncloset himself like the american habs fan enough of this
>>158525478arizona was a mistake
my sharks are so good :)
Dylan Larkin is approaching $400K forfeited in salary.
>>158525480It's becoming the hall of players whose name you remember
>Tampa in Minny100% guaranteed Tampa loss
if caufield doesn't score then he doesn't get any tickles
Carolina have to be the best team top to bottom again no?
>>158525522no ot no caufield
>>158525522imagine what they do to him in the showers
>>158525535>up 2-0>no OTwhy would you ever think this literally ever
Go for 10 Canes I want this shithead fired
>>158525527Team full of nobodies
KREIDER BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
kraken mentioned
The fucken leafs suck and everyone whining about muh mckenna ice time muh he's such a great passer can fucking blow my ass
wish bud would post here instead of trb
my canesies are beastin'
CRISP RIDER
Bobrovsky sucks too fuckkkk that's 10 3+ GA games in 11 GP
MAMMIES!MAMMIES! MAMMIES!
>>158525527Right now, it looks like a Raleigh - St. Paul SCF but it's not even Turkey Day, so draw your own conclusions
>kreider kwabs price>wins cup with canadiensthis would be the ultimate kwabbening of carey price
>>158525562/hoc/ has already unanimously decided mckenna was a bust, you're among friends here
kris kreider the ghost rider
22 SOG vs 10 SOGand it's 2-4
MSL is setting up another Jackeye intercontinental ballistic piss missile
>>158525583delete this
FOWLGOD
if the leafs make the playoffs i'll go jump in the lake
Let Your verdict fall as fire,Let Your gavel speak as thunder,Nulla venia, no reprieve,Crown our prayers in their grief.
Put me in net Keefe
I just burnt my thumb joint so bad on a pan making a quesadilla that my flesh immediately turned into a white scab. It’s not pretty.
waive mckenna
uhhh McKenna status, bros?????
Send mckenna back to penn state
leafs ain't doing so good against team poland
may I offer you an apple in these trying times
>>158525478He yearns to be a Dallas Star.
>>158525638cast iron?
Allen is ELITEELITE
My cock and bollocks are numb from the exercise bike
>>158525657JEN
>>158525655send him to jail where he belongs
>>158525660Yep
If the devils lose to the islanders tonight I won’t be spending a single dollar at the fanatics nhl shop this holiday season you hear me bettman
>>158525583Okay but that means my Habbies win the cupIt's worthIt would be funnier if he won the Conn Smythe
>>158525663May the lion of Ukraine conquer you from Moscow to Siberia
>>158525663heyshut up
???
>>158525638Do you need /hoc/ to pray for you? Would you like one of us to find you a reputable cosmetic surgeon?> On a scale of 10, how much energy do you need /hoc/ to invest in your pain?
>>158525638feel better soon <3
>>1585256614,2,3,1
If the Islanders win I will buy the captain fishsticks jersey (someday)
>>158525661me on the left
>>158525460>>158525479t. samequeer
great pass honestly
Looks like Canes are aiming to get another coach fired
They didn't teach mckenna not to pass across the blue line through 3 opposing players when you're down 2-0 at pennsylvania state
>>158525683Sorry blud
>>158525699he's been benched since>YOU SIT THERE AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID
McKenna is lucky Bob is going to get all the blame.
>>158525685Maybe like a 2-3 because my primary concern is that it doesn’t hurt. Does that mean it’s realllllly bad? Or did I sear myself to the point where I don’t have anything to worry about?
Hiller is the worst coach in the NHL dawgNot in terms of negativity, but on ice performance
>>158525699kek'd
>>158525715anyone could have told you that when he was coaching la
>>158525710It was revenge for the rookie lap, and a lotta other things. And there was nothing Bob could do but sit there and take it.
>>158525664yeah I always feel a little numb while biking
SLUTS spotted
There are no shots on net. Only passes to the net. The inside of the net is just another player to get the puck too.
>>158525699Elite vision
>>158525724Yeah, but apparently the Leafs thought he was the best (read: cheapest) option, because Rogers is fucking gay
HOLY SHIT PRESIDENT OF QUÉBEC LIVE ON HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA
>>158525728they look well fed
Islanders are the #1 team of mulignans
Bedard should demand a trade fuck this entire organization
>>158525699He was on the ice for like a minute thirty seconds, he's also a rookieEveryone is playing terrible, let the kid playHe can only learn by playing
I blame the purple helmet
this debbies loss will certainly affect how shannon's power rankings rank >us
>>158525750Not sure why he signed tbqhdesu
Switch to a running clock for the 2nd and 3rd
>>158525748and yet they're hungry for more
>>158525755checkedin 26 minutes i'll blame reverse retro jerseys
>>158525699Kreider saw where that was going before McKenna did
>>158525713Quite possibly destroyed the nerve endings? Hardcore, how fucking hot is your grill?If you wake up tomorrow with sensation, it might start hurting then >keep /hoc/ updated, frien
If I was a hockey player I would become confused and try to score on my own goal
>you vill pay for fast train>you vill take fast train
>>158525771Kill yourself
>>158525774me too that's why i play goalie
>>158525753He should be like a 7th dman you only carry on the roster to play on the pp. That's all he can do right now
>>158525778Would you be willing to consider living in New Jersey
my canesies are STILL the best team in the NHL
>>158525750he needs to come home
>>158525777shut up, retard
>>158525765we dont post anti semitism in /hoc/ chud
>>158525781Blud, he has been on a different line every night, and set up to failThe coach is a retard
>>158525785Soulless
>>158525790antisemitism is legal again since america chose gay brown communism
the panel has sentenced wilson to death for his hit
>>158525777good post>>158525788bad post
>>158525781He can start tonight leafs only got 5 dmen out there
>>158525791He can't be trusted to play in his zone and turns the puck over which leads to him being in his zone. He's being shuffled because he's being sheltered
>>158525784i can't i have to take care of my hamster and traveling is bad for his health
>>158525655He's a professional now, he'd have to go to Medicine HatOr U Sports maybe
chat, pensez-vous que élisabeth se fait ram par max et antoine quand les caméras sont fermées?
APOLOGIZE!!!!!
Jack and Luke just threw down with Islander poverties, beating their asses handily
Hughes bros, I don't feel so good...
Oh damn schaefer snapped
byram broke his dick off in bedards bussy and needs to see a specialist
the reason why sarah nurse got so plump is because trevor zegras kept feeding her with cum she got extra thick, bigger than those sluts behind the bench
>>158525811I wasn't thinking that I am nowThanks
>>158525820He got his ass beat and then tripped Luke to the ice to save himself, typical move when someone can't throw hands
>>158525794Somehow this is what they actually did to Aaron Rome
>2 minutes for minor
when are we getting Mr. Worldwide to perform during intermission??
>>158525821Not everything has to be gay and sexual
Schaefer is a little faggot for grabbing the visorslash all zoomers
>>158525792cope
>>158525806Sheltered on his off side with the reject lineMakes sense to me
>>158525833Welcome to /hoc/, mewfish
schaefer was actually trying to concuss shitty hughes there
>>158525813>Florida DirtyPasses the eye test>Dallas, Colorado, Vegas in top 5 cleanest I do not believe that
The Carolina BrindAmours
>>158525848based?
>>158525863When will he jump back over the boards
>>158525816Scoreboard
blackeks getting demolished
>>158525883much like >>158525845 did on 04/17/2022
>>158525878Oh I'm sorry is the game over? Oh so the third period has been played and the game is concluded? Oh so the score is final? Oh so everybody is going home now because the game is over?
>>158525883
shut the FUCK UP trb
>>158525883Have they ever demoted a team to the AHL
>the city of Toledo, OH
Blackhawks: Look to be on the up-and-up and then name a smooth twink as captain - start off the next season shitting the bedSharks: Look to be on the up-and-up and then name a smooth twink as captain - start off the next season shitting the bedI think I see a trend
my avies :)
Islanders are melting down because they already know they can't hold on to this lead Devils are calm cool and collected and only finishing what Islander melties are startingFinal score 13-12 Devils
>>158525912Not a realistic idea for an Original Six teamGary wouldn't even hear of it
>>158525842Tbh I'm not a fan of hiller either but he plays sissons a lot and trusts him to cover for gavin I guess. He's not capable of playing more or higher in the lineup right now and giving him 18 minutes to "develop" comes second to making the yoffs while matthews is here. Play him on the pp1
>>158525920Both of those players are some of the only good players on their team. You just want to talk about how you want to fuck men
>wilson bepis commercialnot a good look gary, too soon
There will not be another Fowler shutout
oh boy i can't wait for my canesies to play in finland against the seattle reddits
>>158525942I call it as I see it
>>158525960don't. trust.florida man.
>6 intermissions at the same timebravo gary
Islanders are a disgrace
>>158525933Okay, and Sissons doesn't have either winger he played well with at the beginning Play the kid where he can succeed
>>158525998just like my...oh
metro is a disgrace
>>158525998Just like my...... Penguins!
call mckenna the pancake king because he's a turnover god
>No Mickey Redmond
>>158525998Scoreboard
some VERY antisemitic behavior exhibited by schaefer here
>>158525813>The Rangers have a perfectly tasteful amount of mongrel, without being low class or pushoversSimply the best
>>158526039ADL already calling this a pogrom
and that's another 2 minutes for being named Xhekaj
>>158526039Our islanders >=)
fuckin lol
another two mice caught in the non-lethal traps but i am too drunk to drive and release them, guess they'll have to wait
STENBERG SCARRRRRR
Dach has three leafsissies punching his face but Xhekaj goes yeah
>>158526039I like this Schaefer guy. Single handedly making Islanders even remotely interesting
>>158526039based
>>158526070gary...
>>158526084he must be getting sick of his "mental health" issuesalso fuck xhekaj starting the downfall again
>grabs him by the visor>takes him down once he starts losing on the feetThis is bitch behavior but of course /hoc/ has Devils Derangement Syndrome so it's "based"
>>158526100enjoy your goal there bud
>>158526039bunch of can'tskates saying this is good
>>158526076tbqh i just use poisonits the purple boxes behind a lock at canadian tirefuck non lethal, but i won't use glue traps
show me your warface debbies
I would not have put Otter in goal tonight. Who are his two best friends in the world? Dellandrea and Marchment.
go leafs go!
>>158526101Scoreboard
>>158526111
THE REDEMPTION OF GAVIN MCKENNA
My penguins (:
>>158526117Game clock
>>158526114that's a saskatchewan 10
>>158526122Whete did you get that video of every /hoc/ poster?
Gavin unbusting my bad
>>158526110poison doesn't always kill them and poses the risk of killing their predators instead if caught in the wild since it could still be in their system
GAVINGAVINGAVIN
GO STORS
>>158526137you are right, but in my case they die in the walls and it smells like death for 2 weeks and it scares their family
Gary Im sorry I'll never speak I'll of 1st round draft picks again
OooOooooOoooO Fowler getting PTSD, it's happening again ooooooOoooooO
Get to 10 Carolina punish us
>>158526132
Should Gary step in and do something about the Blackhawks
>>1585261664 more!
>>158526111COME DEVILS LET'S PUNISH THEM FOR THEIR INSOLENCE
>>158526164Do you feel any shame at all? None?
>>158526176don't worry they'll finish 30th and win the lottery and steal dupont from my nuckies
>>158526166If soderblom has an average night it’ll be like 10-0 by the end of the game
my debbies scaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!
>>158526187>he says, posting on 4chan
Finally. But Our shooting is so flat in this game, we're making Sorokin look better than he is. We're just shooting flat on the ice into his pads, let's try to be a little craftier
elkies going to the grey cup
>>158526203Just like my islanders
>>158526198i'm banned on reddit though :/
>>158526110>>158526137>>158526151You guys kill rodents? I just release them into the wild. I can't bring myself to kill them when they look at me with those wide beady eyes. They're kind of cute.
>>158526204He said Grey Cup, not GAY CUP lol
>>158526194i like bunny
Guys. I am genuinely starting to feel bad for Bedard.
*scores another PPG*
>>158526176What can he do, it's the price of having 32 teams in the league.
>>158526223I feel bad for his bussy because he’s having so much hot anal sex I’m so hard
Blackcocks might actually lose 10-0
>>158526218i use non-lethal traps, but even releasing them into the wild i feel like i am condemning them to a death sentence since they'll have to avoid predators in an unfamiliar area
>>158526223nobody deserves to be balding and on a bad team.nobody
Why would a russian hate playing in Tampa and want out?
