PL results & schedule this weekend:>Friday, 6th NovemberEverton 3 - 1 Coventry City>Saturday, 7th NovemberLeeds United 1 - 0 Tottenham HotspurArsenal 1 - 0 Hull City Fulham 1 - 1 Newcastle UnitedNottingham Forest 3 - 1 Manchester City >Sunday, 8th NovemberBrighton and Hove Albion vs Brentford [2:00 PM]Crystal Palace vs Liverpool [2:00 PM]Ipswich Town vs Bournemouth [2:00 PM]Sunderland vs Chelsea [2:00 PM]Transchester United vs Aston Villa [4:30 PM]
not letting u freaks take first
first for anime
>>158527251based
>>158527248you bastard
1 hour until the bandit is here
>>158527238>the top team in the Premier League couldn't beat League Two shitters FleetwoodDead league.
>>158527238Can't talk about Chelsea like that mate
>>158527301you benchode I was gonna post that
Are you the Chelsea supporter >>158527301Sell Fofana to Arsenal kek
Jobs Bellingham should not have been called up btw
>>158527375Who else then?
>>158527375Is he actually good or is the Bundesliga trying to sell him somewhere
I claim this thread for /bundes/
>>158527502The (((Bellinghams))) are connected
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???
>>158527637kino era for football real niggas remember pisczesk and blazczzczczckowski
So uh, what triggered Liversissy's melty tonight?
How I feel when LGBTiverpool win a game! :3
I'm new on /sp/, his the fuck Como ranked that high??
>>158527827We're busy investigating the Liversissy melty. Come back another time.
>>158527827*How
mfw mantroony has his spam dilation sessionkeep going davinder bump my football thread, bitch
Why the fuck you guys were obsessed with trannies so much?, i thought it's exclusive Shartyspics behavior.
£150M + tip
>>158527872Liverpool DNA
Scousaar
The name's Squirtz, Auschwirtz.That'll be £125M + tip please (no refunds)
>mfw me sister cheats on me with me dad and ar ma says there's no rat for supper tonight
>>158527925>Poopensharten
>>158527930Only time Squirtz shows up
This was such a kino time for English football
YO GROK IS GOING MENTAL
liverpoo mumbai ultras
>>158527897>Scousaar
this is because Manchester United have dropped into the relegation zone isn't it?
Why did the Man Mountain not stop Arsenal?
>transfield
You're laughing now but as soon as Caicedo gets used to the team we'll win the quadruple la
Scousaars>please don't leave trent im begging you!!Trent>fuck off you dirty bin diving cuntsScousaars>im glad trent is gone >:)
This thread is an embarrassment. We need to nuke Liverpool.
you give up then Davinder? keep going retardit's gonna make for a BIBLICAL screencap
I wonder if Dave realizes that the great Caicedo is still trophyless while Liverpool's midfield are all Premier League winners
Whats with the constant Liverpool and Man United seethe here
i wonder if dave knows his 50 post melty is getting screencapped KEK
>>158528186It's a long story but there's a schizo Liverpool fan who always splits threads to put tranny in the OP. Nobody likes him and it ruins /epl/.
>>158527737>>158527753What the FUCK are they putting in the water in Liverpool?!
Mental top 5
>>158528257at least 3 of these teams throws Travelodge bumming parties for match officials
>>158528268Isn't it 5am in Ireland
>>158528281Yes it is, good morning
>>158528257>if brighton beats brentford tomorrow they go 2nd>palace beats liverpool and get out of the relegation zone>bournemouth beating ipswich gets them better positioning for europe next season>sunderland stay last when losing to chelsea>united stay in the relegation zone when losing to villa
>>158528287Guten Morgan
Liverpool bring cheeky and letting Palace draw so United go 19th
>>158527737They're so zestyyyy
Liverpool bring cheeky and letting Palace win so United go 19th
Dave was up at 5am seething about Liverpool again50 posts without a reply
>>158527737Lol liverpool fans are gay
80+ posts already Successful thread :)
bin up all nite worryed about spurs
Have you say it?
>>158527388Jack Hinshelwood as the anon yesterday pointed out
>>158528043Gabriel Magalhães is the new man mountainThe Farteta dynasty is here. Just accept, it will be less painfull. Accept Arsenal will win this season, and next season as well
I see it's another mentally stable edition of /epl/
>>158529219I don't understand what it is about big six supporters that make them so genuinely unwell. I worry the sales and marketing execs at these big clubs purposely attract the severely mentally ill because it generates more club shop sales or something.Very strange.
Villa should really be going for a 5-0 today to move up to the European places.
>>158529256I don't understand how anyone can find trannies to be the apparent funniest thing that has ever existed, to the extent they would use it as a sort of insult for well over a year.>Transchester United>Man Dilated>TransfieldJust ???
>>158529515It's about as funny as posting that gay bloke in a Liverpool shirt who's cleary camping it up on purpose for engagement on social media.
>>158529530Shows how stable that poster's life is that he's spamming the thread at 4:30am. That's genuine permanent NEET behaviour.
>>158529515>>158529530Imagine a friend or a family member(god forbid) walks into your room and sees your pc have a petabyte folder filled with videos of a random fagg dancing while wearing a liverpool shirt
I'm too sad for words Spurs are guff again
Relegation United are PLAYING today
>>158529665but why
Man United are going to destroy Villa todayTrust the plan
Wait wait wait....Hol' up....Manchester United are in the bottom 3?
>>158529738kek
>>158527238Here are the results:Brighton WLiverpool WBournemouth WDrawVilla W
they'll cry about every other schizo but won't mention the manure schizo who had a breakdown at 4am
>>158529738Imagine being flanked by two desperate slags from the school run group chat while trying to run a country.
>>158529792I want them ALL sectioned.
>>158529842This. All of them should fuck off.
>>158529829the forced push of women into politics has been a disaster all over the world this is on topic because kier starmer supports arsenal fc
>>158529574>"Imagine a friend"He clearly has no friends >"or a family member"I imagine this is the least of their worries with him
>>158529862What team does Rayner support?Still feel bad it amazing that a woman who bought a boob job on a credit card while a single mum on state benefits is allowed to have influence over fiscal policy.
ANDWE'RE LIVEThis morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little clubAnd they're getting RELLIED
United aren't losing to fucking Villa ffs
>Jason Cundy asks Jamie O'Hara for one word to describe each Spurs player against Leeds: >Kudus: "Guff." >Marmoush: "Absolute guff." >Bentancur: "Guff." >Gallagher: "Guff." >Kulusevski: "Guff." >Solanke: "Even more guff... Solanke and Marmoush, they need to be studied." A studious guff
>>158530382>"much worse team aren't losing to fucking much better team ffs"I beg to differ my chum. It's will get battered and Jackson will hit a hatty
Man Utd v Villa is an interesting game. Its going to reveal a lot about the ownership and executives. Does Carrick already know he's been sacked, was it planned for him to go in the international break. His job really going to hinge on this one result. Are they going to stick with him indefinitely. Whatever decision the board made a week or two ago, we're going to see what it was after this game.
>gimmicksperg discovers a new word to spam endlesslyGreat stuff
>>158530422moar like GUFF STUFF amirite!
>>158530419For some reason Emery can't win at Old Trafford, bizarre mental block he has there
>>158530433He did it with the Arsenal thoughbeit
>>158530030single mums and slags should have no power
>reeeee don't talk about Chelsea or Spurs and don't mention guff- Your life is GUFF palMinimod guffcunt
Carrick got this
>>158530459I don't know about that but it does show they're poor decision makers. Similar to people who have their hands and necks tattooed.It's not how they choose to live their lives per se, it's the implication of how they choose to live. I wouldn't mind a single mum through a fella being killed in an accident or him having a mental breakdown or something but would mind a while man who's ridden the cock carousel and behaves like a victim about it having political power, for example.
Wonder who’s going to replace Carrick, will they finally give it to Giggsy?
>>158530517Isn't he a sex offender now?
Liverpool will boo the minute silence unless it's made clear their silence will be for the 99 and Jota
>>158530517
Eddie howe killed a man. Nick woltemade was murdered by edd
>>158530577isn't he from Brighton?
Saka, Eze or Madueke. All from Nigerian family
>>158530636>aspiring rapperwhat's holding him back, doesn't have the qualifications?
>>158530626He has United legend DNA
What the fuck happened at 4am
it's over
>>158527737Liversissy sama...
Ever noticed how you never see the mentally ill Man U hater and the mentally ill Liverpool hater spam the thread at exactly the same?
>>158530759Liversissy melty
>>158530800All that anti- Liverpool spam?
>>158530773That's hate speech
>>158530807>>158530759It was Diwali Dave unleashing his schizo folder every minute on cooldown
>>158530759Davina dilated because xis thread got abandoned
>>158530798The guy that posts all the threads and relentlessly spams them with nonsense, hates anyone else that creates a thread; is incredibly mental. Its the same guy that is fixated with trannies. Its funny that you mention this. Because I've tested this out. When he spazzes out and spams, I've deliberately trolled him, and he never responds lol. He's that much of a spastic its like he can't take the interaction. If he wasnt so retarded, I'd swear its a bot.
>>158530798Probably someone from GCHQ taking a break from Brit/pol/ or something.
>>158530773Under the Hillsborough law this can get you life in prison
It's up>>158530881
>>158530824>If he wasnt so retarded, I'd swear its a bot.It is a bot. The staff run bots to drive engagement otherwise there'd've been no posts at all since the hack. They literally run bots to annoy people into posting. It's why every board is full of the same kind of insipid insult now.
>>158530912>The staff run bots to drive engagement otherwise there'd've been no posts at all since the hack.That's certainly some theory
Guten morgan
the smile of a man that won a PL title before Man U in the last 10 years
What’s the chances of livershit getting pecked by eagles
>>158530990low
I'm going to be locked into the Sunderland Chelsea game. Sunderland won this game last season but they only have 1 win so far
>>158530990VERY high. Liverpool is shit.
Jurgen Klopp? More like, Gurgles Kock.
Why are Yanited 19th?
>>158531119Kek
the widdle fwee
xhaka just left with an injury after 3 minutes
This is Ground Control to LiversissyYou've really made the gradeAnd the papers want to know whose shirts you wearNow it's time to leave the capsule if you dareThis is Liversissy to Ground ControlI'm stepping through the doorAnd I'm floating in a most peculiar wayAnd the stars look very different today
which game should i watch if i want to be entertained?
>>158531154Bang
>>158531181Sunderland Chelsea I think. Both are shit. Both managers under pressure. Both sets of fans are shit houses. When Brentford and Bournemouth go away, they change their style, can become boring.
>>158531197thank you. it's already better than the liverpool game
>>158531121Game in hand, relatively tough set of fixtures so far, still emotionally reeling from the 114 bombshell that confirms they were robbed of more major trophies than other teams, ref bollocks
Fofana is so fucking shit
>>158531233Yeah, Liverpool is shit x
>>158531504Relegation United
>>158531504>>158531507not so fast mugchads
Man U getting battered (and rellied!)
>>158531504KEK>>158531507JEJ>>158531512LEL
>>158531551KLENK
LMAOIt was fun while it lasted. I'm glad I was there to witness it.
Do you lads think the minnows of Manchester, United, will climb from 19th to, a very respectable for their size, 15th?
What a beautiful day
i think they changed the premier league rules again this weekend because this tussle was given as a penalty and those never seem to get given
and this one wasn't given as a penalty or even a free kick after var review
Are Sunderland BACK before Man U?
Brilliant pen by GroB
>Man United currently 19th
>>158531758>>158531786Both are pens (for Arsenal)
United were 20th for a brief moment but LiverGODS scored.Also Gay-hee injured his hip so City will be back to winning.
Cray wanderers beating stockport in the fa cup. Never heard of cray wanderers
ABLs in the fucking mud. Wirtz worth every penny.
the ol' one-two punch
>>158531970lol sorry mate didn't see you there!
>>158531986
>fannying
ABUGods feast todayalso we should have a dedicated goals poster good job >>158532137
>>158532137russell martin won
>>158532214United will thump Villa though3-0
>>158532361And they'll be 15th
>>158532416>Dalot - Maguire - Yoro - MazraouiMugbros, we're definitely feasting today
Wirtz masterclass
>>158532137Where's the Ipswich back line?
meanwhile in the fa cup, goalkeepers are still trying to get this sport banned
ermhas anyone seen mantroony?
>>158531758Genuinely don't know what referees and VAR even do any more.
>>158531786Luke O'Nien at it again.
>#19It's over
>>158532567tour the country bumming each other in Travelodges
>conceding to PalaceLiquidate Liverpool right now.
>>158532615Manure.
>>158532107>>158532107>>158532107get the fuck in here lads, its time!!
>>158532641That decision was insane lmao how did he give a pen for that
>>158532510Wirtz is a CP merchant
>>158532703Turns out you could say the exact same thing for basically every penalty decision this week. Awful week for ProRef.
>>158532703I promise you more than 50% of the refs are placing bets and raking in cash off this shit. They're either match fixing for money, match fixing for spite or so bad that their genuine attempts at their job can be confuses for the two, which means they need to be binned off and investigated either way.
>>158532716FBI OPEN UP!
>>158532734>>158532786Is it a case of absolute power corrupts absolutely?
Man U relly
>>158532786They're match fixing for cocaine and gay Travelodge sex. This has already been proven
>>158532835It's a case of "I can make money guaranteed every week so I will, by fixing games"
Too much ref talkingNot enough talk about the bottom 3
Can we talk about how Liverpool cheated again
>>158532914So yes then.
>>158532835Eh, wouldn't that imply they weren't corrupt until they got in that position? I think they were always this bad. It's just becoming more and more noticeable because there is literally 0 repercussions for doing it.
Transchester Dilated 19th
Liversissy has a bum like a kebab from Hull.
Well with no Europe next year at least Man United will again finish Top 4.......IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP
ABUGod has a bum like Dave's sister? Jesus, no wonder mantroony is such a faggot for him
Ain't no way it's happened again already
>>158533293>gone in 60 seconds
>>158533054>It's just becoming more and more noticeable because there is literally 0 repercussions for doing it.That's what I'm saying. They can do what they want.
carrick deserves to lose his job for wearing not just one but TWO fucking poppies
Jesus, Man U need to be sent to League Two.
>>158533313Ain't no way it's happened AGAIN already??
>>158533393Which League TwoAt this rate they would struggle in the Scottish one
Is it really the tactics that's making them play this poorly. this early into a match?
>>158533460>Which League Two>At this rate they would struggle in the Scottish oneKEK HASSSSSS ANYBODY SEEN MANTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONY >>158533197>>158532641>>1585280992-0 lol lmao go celebrate diwali you indian nonce
Holy fuck I went for a shit and it's 2-0
>win ball>PenaltyGet ready for 7 months of this to keep them up
>>158533706At least it was an actual penalty this time. Goes through the man to get the ball. Can't argue with that.
Couldn't even hold out for the walkout. Everyone's going to think it's just because they're shit
>norwich scarveswhat is the point of this?
>>158533533Both of those goals fall on Lammens IMO, got megged on the first and pushed it back into play on the second instead of pushing it to his leftI'd say Yoro's equally to blame for the second seeing as he basically fell out of the pitch pointlessly winning a header and then played everyone onside, absolutely terrible.When you watch this sort of playing standard, you wonder how these players made it professionally anywhere. They surely can't have always been this useless.
>>158533903That's what I'm saying. It feels like a lot of their problems come from the players being incredibly shit. Heaven fucking up, Yoro fucking up, Martinez, Maguire, Lammens, etc, etc. Although I guess you could argue that the players have given up and that's why they're playing like that, so even if it isn't the tactics, it'd still be on the manager ultimately.
>>158533837don't tell me a second casual has hit the thread
LMAO so much for protesting
>>158533837That's the colours of the predecessor club, Newton Heath.Newton Heath LYR FC was rebranded to Manchester United as a marketing exercise ("United" was simply taken from Sheffield United) .Customers like to bring the Norwich-esque scarves because they know deep down they support a soulless slop six team but can't tear themselves away from it, unlike the FC United lot did.
>>158534007>Although I guess you could argue that the players have given up and that's why they're playing like that, so even if it isn't the tactics, it'd still be on the manager ultimately.Always amazes me when that happens.
(You) said Lammens was good or the signing of the season or better than Onana
>>158534720People should have expected the crashdown after he killed Belgium's World Cup chances>VillelUseless cunts
Don't tell me
Mantroony gonna be gone then start his spam up tomorrow
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEEN MANTROONYYYYYYY
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN MAN UNITEDS TOP HALF HOPES
that's it stop the count ive seen enough United ARE BACKBig win to take us up 1 point to 18thlet's fucking have it
glory glory manpur yaniteeed
Bottled a 2 goal lead TWICE in the same game
gotta love the riggi at OT. Foul on Villa GK by Lemons, rigged pen. Villa are shit don't get me wrong but LMAO.
>le never ever win at old trafford manHow in the fuck
>>158537784what did u say about manpur living to WHAT another day?!??!?!?!
>comeback>stadium is half empty
Mantroony you're 18th LOL weird frogshagging cunt
So crowding the box and impeding the goalkeeper is suddenly okay now?
Emery's mental midgetness continues. If he actually got the Manchester United job he'd find a way to bottle every home game
I've seen Big Zirk score twice as a last minute sub this season. It's time to get him a start.
>>158537807That penalty shouldn't have been given, and the last goal was scored after a foul by Lammens on SuzukiThe real score is 4-2
Carrick survives
The tranny from manny celebrating one point to take them to 18thHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Goldbridge is having a melty now that he has no content for the next two weeks.
>>158537807The /mug/ sissies are fucking fuming about this fact
United getting relliedA fuckin larvvvvvvvvvvvv itttttttt
next two weeks in the relly zonefear for the 41% in manchester
CARRICK'S AT THE WHEELTELL ME HOW GOOD DOES IT FEEL
>>158537843I remember walking out of Highbury before viera scored a belter against derby.Motherfucking never leave early
YOU'RE GETTING A NEW CONTRACT IN THE MORNING
>>158537858It's why he fails at big clubs. Remember that CL tie against Liverpool when he was at Villarreal and he completely shat it?
21 min walkout happened after 4 min, why?
A perfectly good /mug/ getting stolen away by PGMOL cheats. It's outrageous how bad these rats are.
>>158537956bunch of klarna dossers celebrating a draw to keep them in the relegation zonesomething you'd expect from derby fans
>>158538088Villa player should have handballed it to force VAR intervention
>>158538088it's still a /mug/don't let the dilateds and the bummers gaslight youalso don't worry about lammens, pgmol will release a statement in a few days about how the shit keeper should've been sent off and the goal shouldn't have stood
United Win>sp seethesUnited Draw>sp seethes United lose >sp seethes Rent free
cant even enjoy the retard reactions because they drew.
Dirty United needing to cheat to scrape a draw and take them to 18th
Senne Lammens can you keep a clean sheet nigga
>>158538088something something Arsenal
>2-0 up>2-2>4-2 up>4-4How shit are Villa?
Very shit but not as shit as 18th place United
>United just played>half the thread is seething about Arsenalthere is a general entirely about Arsenal for you to go and cry and seethe about them in, or are you too fucking pussy to go into their general that you have to shit up this thread instead?
funny how he only cries when arsenal gets bullied
Matheus Cunha needs to get out of this shitty fucking team
>3 full game threads >4 flopped /mug/s>4 goals>1 cat 5 sissy melty>plus some bonus spudnigger seetheNow that's what I call comprehensive.
>>158538557wolves was more his level
>>158538803You forgot the Australian racist chimp put thread
>only 9 results for arsenal in a 280 post thread Arsenal fans really are victims aren't they
>>158538499THERE IS NO OTHER FUCKING THREAD TO GO IN. THERE IS AN ARSENAL GENERAL IF THERE WAS A UNITED OR LIVERPOOL GENERAL GO FUCKING THERE. WHAT IS DIFFICULT ABOUT THIS?
>>158538920lol he is absolutely seething and he still has to go to work soon
they're calling it dave's dream
Holy shit Manure fans are actually celebrating a draw at the mighty Old Trannord HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>158539021could've just stopped it after the 1st secondembarrassing video
>>158539021This guy got killed btw
>celebrating being 18th
PRAISE ALLAH WE ARE 18TH MASHALLAH
intentional break timewhat you lads gonna do? me and the misses are gonna go on a travel up to Scotland.
gonna laugh at mantroony disappearing for 2 weeks
Hated, adored, never ignored.
>>158530382
The media is waxing lyrical about Manchester United's heroic comeback draw at home to Aston Villa, but so far not a word on the Wirtz masterclass
>>158539240You need to ask me for permission before posting my posts.
>>158539304>wirtz masterclass against bottom of the table palaceThis is all he can do really. A great championship level player
KEK based everyone hates Man Poo
Before the season started I checked the value of the goalkeepers in the league because I always overlook them. Lammens, at the time, was the 2nd most expensive. Which is mental when you consider how absolute fucking dogshit he is.
>>158539289Biggest club in England
Carrick will be gone imminently surely. The only reason youd stick with him, is if you believe he's going to be your manager for the next 5 years. But if they think that, what is that based on. Therefore he's got to go. Wilcox and Berrada should go with him as well.
>Man U>lose>Mantroony:>Heh they're talking about us!
>>158538171True
>128 posts in the solitary game threadLarge OOF.
I worry for Liversissy's mental health if United win on the 22nd
>>158539780His father will not be kind...
>>158539811Oh dear... his arse will look like a kebab from Hull...
Brighton will be 1st in just a months time lads.
>>158539780When that spastic takes an L...... liverpool lose, or he gets slapped up in his own threads..... he just takes a few hours off, then comes back thinking we don't know its him lmao he really is a retarded spastic
Can United survive?
Brent saying that Lemmens fouled Suziki and it shouldn't have been a goal. Will Pro Ref apologise?
>>158539829The time away is spent on the crisis hotline
>>158539829My favourite was when they got WHUPPED by Utd last season (happened twice btw) and he pretended to have been out with the lads for 10 hours despite spending the whole time seething and half a billy in the transfer window.
literally seeing talkshite stuff appearing in newspapers now.
>Arse lose to Brentmeme>Arse lose to Cheaty>BriGODton beat their scrubs>BriGODton 1st by December
anybody think mememouth players are playing well just so some Big Six Cock comes and slides in and takes them out of Irrelevant 14?
>>158539880Kek I remember that
>>158539962>brighton got to 22 points from 39 available last season when they beat Forest>they then ended up taking 9 from the next 39 availableI want to say they're contenders, but if this repeats they won't be.
>>158540112different animals this season.
>>158540170I'll believe it when I see it.
>>158539962i meant newcastle, brentmeme and cheaty.>>158540197they battered arsenal, beat cheaty and could have beaten pool.
>>158539962>losing to BrentfordTheir striker got red carded today he won't play. EZ win for the faggots.
Carrick at the wheel
oh so when the Brighton bummers beat 10 man Brentford they get praised?
>>158539663Ferguson was shit in his first season remember, and Arteta finished 8th, 8th, 5th before winning the title. They MUST stick with Carrick.
>>158540242Fucking clown
>>158540224>could have beaten poolin their dreams
>>158540224>could have beaten poolWhy didn't they?
>>158539581>Before the season started I checked the value of the goalkeepers in the league because I always overlook them. Lammens, at the time, was the 2nd most expensive. Which is mental when you consider how absolute fucking dogshit he is.The Tran U hype machine at work He's been shit for a long long time
For me it's Mantroony having a melty replying to himself about his Liversissy boyfriend and trying to change the subject from how Man Utd are 18th
CAT 5 LIVERSISSY MELTY ONGOING
