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dodgers
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>>158528269
Fag-dgers
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doyers kek
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doyerpedros KEK
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cubgers run this genny
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berds
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kek what a seething fat fuck
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>>158528334
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There isn't a single human being in this thread but me.
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>>158528269
thats a man
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reminder the cubs choked so hard it killed ditka and he didn't even get to watch the white sox lose
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>>158528355
this is insane
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Cubs got BTFO by a nigga who hadn't pitched in two years KEK
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As I went down to the genny to pray
Studying about that good old way
And who should wear that starry crown
O lord show me the way
O stovies let’s go down
Let’s go down
Come on down
O stovies let’s go down
Down to the genny to pray
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This is actually Padkees thread.
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>>158528334
KEK doyergordos
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you'll recall the doyers and stankums both getting swept by poorfag clubs
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stankeepoodres kek uh oh stinky lmao lol
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cubs girl soles on my face
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>>158528444
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>>158528444
Checked
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Sex with Alysa Liu
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kek they're seething hard in socal tonight
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.
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>>158528269
>lust provoking image
>no news
Fake /nu/.
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>>158528473
>>lust provoking image
are u gay
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>>158528468
True. Dumb clubs like the doyerhectors lost bigly.
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>>158528484
I go where I need to for (heterosexual) lust provoking images, and it is NOT /mlb/ Gennies!
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Gave the cubbies a chance and regret it deeply.
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>Alysa Liu
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>>158528494
is it terminal?
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>>158528501
no turns out cubs girl soles cured me but I'll never give them another chance
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another liu induced meltie
they hate that she won gold for us
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twinkaner kek
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She won our hearts
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'gento won bigly
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Chikaner cursed the great schwarbino in the swelterin’ home run derby of 2026
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kek all their teams lost in different horrific ways
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hotdogs baseball beer
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>>158528683
This could have bene an image of Alysa Liu
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kek all their candidates lost in different horrific ways
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>>158528694
I dont have any photos and or videos of her saved
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>>158528683
aw yea
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for me it's waiting on pins and needles for the outcomes of another city's sporting events
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what dem doggies do
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>>158528735
uwu Sasaki san
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>>158528697
I'm sorry
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Do baseball players get CTE?
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>>158528765
dat ass tho
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>>158528822
Conservative Gen X and Boomers are probably the gayest people on earth. Not a single redeeming quality
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>>158528603
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>>158528444
cubs girls toes clear
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>>158528457
cum shitter kek!
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anus
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Fuck this asshole
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>>158529055
arsehole!!
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>>158528358
people always claim something is a man but they never provide evidence
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I'm a girl, a Cubs fan, and I just washed my feet!
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>>158529132
you owe me sex
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>>158529170
I'm just flirty by nature, sorry
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anus
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I'm a berds boy! a gay berds boy!!
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my district went blue for the first time since 1977
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Walt Jr Got Internet Bullied 2 Tha Grave
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we haven’t had a gay louis kek in a dog’s age
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I ain't clicking on this, stankees fags explain right now lmao
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>>158529184
slay, queen!
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>>158529270
YOU fucking stink stpid fuck!
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>>158529184
gay louis kek!
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>>158529254
have a gay louis kek on me
>gay louis
kek
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>>158529184
Gawd that ass looks ready
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flirting does not equal consent!
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>>158529184
Gawd he needs it
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>>158529433
kek! o thank ya
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Kekkins has appeard
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Dodgers and Brewer gave us the coldest stove in history of /mlb/. Will someone heat up the stoveeee!!!!
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>>158529611
as a berds boy, consent is always implied for me!
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>>158529698
I'll warm you up with my Cub girl soles
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/r/ing a Cubbie Beary with XXXtra soft soles
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warm up this bussy
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>>158529805
/r/ this berds bussy
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berd bros running wild!
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>>158530042
Hot holy.... what the.... LOL
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Freddy birds make due
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Hot FRICK!
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Yankees
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Fire up da Stovies!
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Blessed are the stoveminders, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
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>>158530635
Recker on the Gay mets lad!
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gm
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What the.... what the HECK?!
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>>158530679
That’s not a stove it’s a dang TRASH CAN
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for me? the O's
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Cramming the A's
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I just woke up and my pp felt like a baseball bat. Normal?
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>>158531041
Where is she.
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has the season been cancelled yet
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Oh you gotta give it up for dem cubbies. You gotta...
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Put dem cubbies front & centre
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>>158531185
We need larping Rockies fans now more than ever...
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>>158530635
>>158530642
RECKER ON THE GRID
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>>158531309
im a rockies girl
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>>158531351
Yummmm
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>>158531351
she looks very petite but yjk that hole is a cavernous void after the Rockies fuck her for 6 months straight
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>>158531351
I fucked her
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I'm a Cubs girl!
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has anyone here ever fucked a cubs girl? what was it like?
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>>158531875
bags of sand
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>>158531875
like bags of sand
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>>158531875
salty bags of sandy coins
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>>158531177
Sleeping in
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Ohtani is a gambler, better use your sense
He's always up to something, it's no coincidence
Yonder's Ippei's orphan with his gun
Crying like Roki giving up runs.
The ponzi scheme is folding under you!
And it's all over now, doggiedoo.
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>>158532088
She's moving to New York once she's done with college.
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>>158532109
What if Ohtani is a bust now and he still has 8 years on his deal left?
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Ohtani made this poor bug cry.
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anus
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>>158533037
Peff, turn the stove on already. Nothing has happened.
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>>158533680
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>>158533780
doyers
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>>158533780
Erm Peff why does your stove has six knobs and only FOUR burners
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>>158533037
>>158533780
I prompted him.
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skubal to the berds
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PEFF NO! DON'T TOUCH THAT STOVE!!
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>>158534439
He'll be fine.
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85 degrees in November
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>>158534742
Sweating a little? Good, maybe he'll talk.
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>>158534537
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>>158535193
Anon do you need a hand?
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>>158528269
>Give Them Cubbies A Chance
I'd give Cubs Girl's perfect ass a chance, if you smell what I'm cooking.
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>>158535625
Fuck her. Stupid bitch wants to make everything about her. How self entitled can you be?
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PEFF NO! NOOOOOOOO!!
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Boy Genius Stearns is clearly wanting to build his team more through the draft than free agency. It is why his free agent signings have been more bad than good, he is either dumpster diving or looking for the guy willing to take a short term deal. Wouldn't it be funny if he signed Jazz Chisholm and/or Alec Bohm? That would make me bring back the pink pony club song.
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>>158535625
how'd she even get down there
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>>158536114
That's where cubbie girls belong.
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>>158536023
They should trade Carson Benge for Yoshida
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Why don't the owners just replace the players with robots?
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Adrian Morejon and Alex Vesia to switch teams.
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80 days until Alysa is here and I impregnate her! Our child will be born just in time for the Padres first WS championship in Oct 2027 :)
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>>158538352
There is no way for you to compete
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>>158538352
I'm sending this post to her security detail, the girlcott will spread to Santa Barbara too, INCEL FREAK!!!!
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you know what i like? a nice away jersey. grey is cooler than white
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>>158538837
Mariners haven't had road greys in years now.
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>>158538352
with special guest, Pete Alonso
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Are there any other new, cute girl idols in /mlb/?
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>>158539097
No, not with the girlcott.
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>>158539238
>girlcott
qrd por favor?
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>>158539097
Phillies have claimed Isabeau. She may be a massive whore, but she's still cute
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>>158539559
Fitting she has a dead tooth
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Are we just going to sit here and talk about Alysa Liu all offseason? Can someone please turn the stove on?
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>>158539559
Amber > Isabeau > Alysa

Are my personal tastes in the extreme minority on /mlb/?
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kek still seething about the American Gold Winner
Did mexico even medal?
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>>158539816
Yes, Amber is definitely last. Shes a stuck up bitch and looks like one too
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what kind of cheese is alysa's favorite?
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Seems a bit dystopian that KBO teams are named for different corporations.
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>>158540777
Definitely Tillamook. With her training routine, she probably had to eat blocks of cheese at a time. Her shits probably released loads of methane into the atmosphere.
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kek o... kek o?
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>>158541045
arsehole
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>>158540925
What is the best method for cutting cheese blocks into thin slices?
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>>158541203
take it to your local butcher
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For me it's Elvis Stojko, three time world champ
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>>158541841
>tf
>tp
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>>158541841
He's a cubs girl now
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>>158541912
Nooo
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I gatta have it
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>>158542131
I’ll let you borrow it but you must return it
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please rape me
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Cubs girls... Cubs girls possess consciousness, you say?
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>>158543498
Me on the left
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anus
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>>158543498
She got that omf
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>>158529433
>>158529254
We thank ya!!!
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I'm ready
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Please.....
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If November signings is just Scooby to the Dodgers this will be a long dark winter.
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Skubal to the cubbies!
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>>158544205
Oh gawd ..oh gawd!!!
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alright, I'm giving the cubbies a chance. now what?
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>>158528269
Is that the cubs girl that posts here
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Scooby to the Scubas
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>>158543498
She looks like she takes MASSIVE shits
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the cummie bears -_-
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>>158544247
Congratulations. We've assigned you a Cubs girl to breed with so you can now make more little Cubbie bears.
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>>158544159
Inshallah
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>>158544342
all that food has to go somewhere
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>>158544387
is that rahm emmanuel?
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>>158544451
what's that green pile of shit at the top?
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>>158544327
no way
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>>158544482
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>>158544485
I believe that's what's called a "salad"
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>>158544518
it looks like a side view of Oscar the Grouch poking his head out of his dwelling
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>>158544563
*grabs you by the neck*
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>>158544584
I was just joking around, dad
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>>158544485
It’s a Caesar salad, fatass
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Fuck you San Diego Pacos that lurk here. The Chargers are still winless because you're not giving them your energy.
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ive become a victoria justice fan
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>>158544853
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>>158544889
jealous that dan schneider got a piece of that
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>>158544889
Damn, Rockie girls look like that?
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>>158544889
I realized I only become interested in women during the offseason.
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>>158544959
which woman(s)
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>>158545353
Buck Angel
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had my first gummy yesterday and i can't fucking believe that's what i was told was literal satan when i was a child. feeling warm and fuzzy and food tasting a little better. what the fuck
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>>158545669
the edibles you buy from a dispensary are much more consistent than the homemade shit from back in the day. at least the only time I had my friend's brownie it was an awful time
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>>158545669
it's fine when used responsibly as an adult. no society should condone kids getting fucked up regularly while their brains are still developing.
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>>158545669
you should try having a ton of edibles and see how it feels
smile
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>>158545669
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
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>>158545669
gummy worms are overrated
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>>158545669
Nice. I take 10mg Sundays. Great way to end the week
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High alert! The Sandlot on MLB Network now!
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I'm a Cubs girl, and I just washed my feet.
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I'm a man, a Reds man!
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anus
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>>158545669
you can buy an edible mineral called zeolite (its sold as a food supplement powder) and mix it with cbd powder, then bake it for a few minutes. the zeolite converts the cbd to thc and you can make extremely cheap edible thc this way. google it
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>>158546182
Is that bad for you?
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>>158546255
It's not as hazardous as being a fan of certain teams.
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>>158545353
My beloved Monserrat.
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For me, it's Alysa Liu.
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>>158546373
The famous Cardinals fan?
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>>158546391
Is she? I thought all Cardinals fans were gay men.
That means.....
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>>158546415
Yes, Alysa Liu has a huge, feminine cock
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I am so sick of all you delusional FAGGOTS. Alysa is a BAY AREA girl!!!!!! She's been a Giants fan since before she had her first period. NorCal chads are the only ppl allowed to claim her!!!
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/mlb/ is investigating Lou Seal for sexual misconduct.
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>I'm a girl, I'm an Os girl!
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>>158546487
I am seriously getting a boner over here. I'm poppin' rod
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>>158546481
if it don't bleed, it's fair game for seal seed
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>>158546487
Popped a gummy & a rod for /ourgirl/ Alysa Liu
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>>158546487
Oh FRICK yeah
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>>158546511
>it's a transeal named Lucille
OH NO NO NO
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>>158544889
She's basically naked in the second pic.
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>>158544889
>>158546607
Mmm
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>>158544634
I actually have a working hypothesis. I believe Herbert sucking on these botched titties every night has dramatically increased the amount of microplastics in his balls + brain. He needs a total flush, maybe a blood transfusion or something. I don't think laying off the titty alone will do it because she still has lip fillers and shit, too.
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What's your team's strategy for the salary cap (and floor)?
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>>158546778
Asian women will fill any gaps
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Cum Shitter KEK!!!!!!
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>>158546902
Based madlad
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>>158546902
Holy kek
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>>158546902
kek!
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>>158546902
Aw man.
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>>158546902
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>>158546902
you said you'd stop!
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>>158546902
rofl!
roflcopter, even
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>>158546902
ROFL
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Smart football teams like the bucs and packers
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so which winter league are >we watching?
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>>158547936
still and always LIDOM
>>158546902
heh, good one
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>>158546902
>>
anus
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Anuspie has us compelled
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dumb teams like the stankees and doyers
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>>158546902
omfgosh!!!
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best thread in /mlb/ history by far
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>mfw caught in lesser /mleb/ threads
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A new golden age approaches
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>>158548527
>>158548545
>>158548577
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>>158548626
Based civ enjoyer
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>>158548626
>Religion: OFF
based, fuck that spammy garbage
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[BREAKING NEWS] CIVIL WAR HAS ERUPTED BETWEEN DUELING FACTIONS OF DOYER FANS
https://x.com/TaraBull/status/2119604518409085365
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https://vocaroo.com/1a2xyprgbTmw
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>>158548677
blokes in the US got glass jaws lmao
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>>158548677
they're not sending their best
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>>158548677
Doyerpacos not doing so well.
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>>158548677
The Zapatos vs the Villastas???
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>>158548677
they looted the bodies
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>>158548677
Fagtions
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>>158548677
well if they didn't have brain damage before, they sure do now
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>>158548677
crikey
that first lad's knees are gonna be sore too, they got bent up bigly
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>>158548737
Why don't you come over here and drop your pants and I'll show you how strong my American jaw is
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>>158546902
LEL!!
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It’s funny because he shits cum everywhere on the field lol
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>>158549689
ohhhhh NOW i get it...
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>>158549689
Manfred has to step in, it's getting out of hand!!
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>>158549689
Dead ball era pitcher
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charlie bit my finger
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It is scientifically impossible for cum to come out of a mans asshole
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>>158550129
source?
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>>158550129
not true, I've seen proof posted here before
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>>158550129
newfag
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>>158548677
doyers W on kek
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>>158550129
>muh science
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Poor chorgers. They were never treated like this in SD. It shouldn't have end this way. It's okay, Stan Kroneke will move the Angels/Nuggies to Midway rising (Pechenga) very soon. Honestly he should just sell the rams to Spanos and outright buy the chorgers lol
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>>158548677
And people will wonder why there's a rivalry between SD and LA. Because LA is full of wetback thugs. FTR
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Cubs won. Love won.
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>>158550683
cool nue i think i'll take it
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>>158550129
What if it was placed there by a teammate?
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>>158549250
ive actually started just wearing a towel around my waist when im at home
pants and undies are too restrictive
I need to be free
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>>158550703
>Because LA is full of wetback thugs
All of Southern California. That includes San Diego. Dumb Poodrepaco.
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>>158550129
https://vocaroo.com/1bCqDC4oipaO
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>>158551135
Excellent, I need a cigarette and a scotch.
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CBA status?
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>>158550551
>God's Plan
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oof
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kek
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>>158551211
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They thought they had it in the bag kek
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>>158550703
smart padre citizen.
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>>158551191
Let’s burn the ivy at Wrigley.
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>>158551247
Why haven't any teams tried this?
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anus
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>>158551247
noice
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>>158550129
I trust the science
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Where is she.
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>>158551763
some say she is still out there, waiting for the lockout to end
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>>158551879
I wish to be locked in chastity by Alysa Liu.
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>>158551902
Best I can do is Orson Welles.
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>>158551211
cum shitter kek
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Meet the newest San Diego Padre fan.
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im lonlely
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anus
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>>158552143
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>>158552152
*bump*
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I need it
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Please bump my ass
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>>158552480
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>ask for 30 hr season from two expansion teams.

Way to rig the puzzle.
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>>158552566
I misread one of those words lol phew
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I could use an apipin'
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Scuba, kek
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I could use an apipin'
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>>158552696
Many are saying this
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Why did the white Sox allow the cubs fans to curse them? Couldn't the pope have setup some kind of catholic holy barrier to keep northsider cancer contained?
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>>158552749
Suffering builds character.
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kekini
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>>158552749
pope was busy getting lung cancer
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Chicago Soft Soles
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>>158552908
defarter kek
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we need fartspie now more than ever
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we need fartspie now more than ever
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kek forgot the roylels existed there for a minute
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>>158548677
I thought doyerpacos were mostly Cowboy fans
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I'm just waiting for the inaugural season of the Oklahoma Padres.
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>>158553104
Fuck you
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for me its the Des Moines Cubs
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wherefore art thou fartspie…
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Cub?
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>>158528269
looks like my hs gf
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for me its the omaha baby bears
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THE RIDGECREST PADRES
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for me its the Fargo Infans Ursus Arctos
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Move the Cubs to Rosemont next to O'Hare.
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Who are you rooting for next when the Tallahassee Padres vs the Cheyenne Mariners?
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>>158553298
The Bismarck Reds!!
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>>158553333
winky… don’t look ToT
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>>158553371
The Rapid City Royals!
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Can’t sign Skubal we need to save money for Pete Ricketts election fund. The people of Nebraska proudly stand with Israel
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BuT tHe BrEWeRs dOnT sPeNd MoNeY oN pItChINg.


Yes, because they actually know how to develop them. You daft simpleton,
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What uncreative motherfucker came up with Mr. Met?
>"oh, its a baseball team, lets have the mascot be a guy with a baseball for a head!"
What? Thats all you can come up with? Why not a big personified sky scraper or subway car or something related to new york city? A baseball head? Thats it?
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>>158553626
Who they hell are you talking to?
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>>158553626
>>158553732
samefag
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>>158553732
>>158553739

You are mentally retarded.
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>wHo NeEdS sKuBaL

Teams that want an “ace” pitcher, you idiot.
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>>158553790
Who the hell are you talking to?
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>>158553626
>BuT tHe BrEWeRs dOnT sPeNd MoNeY oN pItChINg.
>>158553790
>wHo NeEdS sKuBaL
I say this
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>>158553810
>wHo ArE yOu TaLkInG tO

Apparently someone without a functioning brain.
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FAGGets kek!
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>>158553903
Yea but who thou
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my lobotomy is scheduled for friday!! I can't wait to be a cubs girl like all of you!!!
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I thought Kpop was only limited to the Mest?
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>ThE bEaRiEpOsTeR wAs UnHiNgEd, He WaS lItErAlLy CoPyInG aNd PaStInG pOsTs AcRoSs BoTh ThReAds, AcTuAl ScHiZo DiScOrD tRaNnY bEhAvIoR.
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>>158553957
>>158553950
>>158553790
this is insane
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>>158553954
If it was Chicago style it would be called gay kids >O<
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>>158553957
I was there
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>dUdE i CaNt PiCk Up On CoNtExT cLuEs PlEaSe HeLp Me

Not my problem, dolt.
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>>158553993
so was I (I was the one who originally posted it)
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breakfast was Bacon, Eggs, and buttermilk pancakes made from scratch (including the butter milk)
lunch was left over enchilladas I made last night (from scratch)
dinner is some pork ribs I have smoking with a side of potato salad (need I tell you it's home made?) and corn on the cob

sorry, not all of us are lazy like you
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>>158553954
that's gaypop
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10,000 hours in gimp
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>>158554085
literally no ass
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Has there been any baseball news? Please just some news that we can discuss here
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>>158554069
You sound like a fatass
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>>158554010
Who the hell are you talking about?
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I've meditated on this quite a bit and I'm just not sure I see the appeal of Cubs girls.
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>>158554121
Yes, Brapspie is the new M's manager.
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>>158554085
Why do you and the Orioles guy love post ugly women?
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>>158554201
Hapas are beautiful
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>>158554201
He sure likes his stickbugs, don't he?
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>>158554085
I didn't know toothpicks can walk.
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>>158554221
The best ones are the Chinese Mexicans with a Spanish surname.
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>>158554221
>>158554284
Post them now
>>158554225
She's ugly, go back /nfl/
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>>158554294
>He finds this ugly
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Let’s everybody calm down
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I prefer Asian women with a lot of tattoos all over her body.
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>>158554349
I look like this
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For me, it's the Anglo-Indian English rose
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breakfast was Bacon mcgriddle, Hash brown with picante sauce, and apple pie ordered from the app (including the picante sauce)
lunch was left over dominos pizza I ordered last night (from the app)
dinner is some classic beef n cheddars I have in my cart with a side of curly fries (need I tell you I'm ordering it from the app?) and Arby's sauce
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>>158554400
Confirmed Rangers girl
>>
How to Yankee in ten easy steps --

1. Spend $350M to build a roster full of TTO hitters

2. Give no consideration to their defensive skills, base-running ability, baseball fundamentals, or baseball IQ

3. Order them to swing as hard as they can on a 47.5 degree angle every time they swing regardless of the situation to increase the chance to hit HRs

4. Bully bad pitching of the regular season by hitting lots of HRs to compile enough wins to get to the postseason

5. Hope for good luck in the postseason

6. Get swept out of the postseason

7. Blame bad luck, cheating, bad umpiring, and players not performing like the analytics computer said they should

8. PROFIT!!

9. RUN IT BACK!!

10. REPEAT!!
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>>158554413
>>158554069
Is this the birth of an epic new meme?
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>>158554413
This is like a fat asses version of American Psycho
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>>158553964
i love this...I LOVE THIS!!
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>>158554430
New?
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>>158554447
Someday I’ll finish it… someday…
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>>158554450
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>>158554472
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>>158554430
it's an epic meme but it's not new at all
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Gay braves kek!
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>>158554460
Finish it right now!!!
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I've just come back from the petrol station. The guy who filled up my car was Venezuelan and was wearing an MLB hat. I get the paco swing thing now
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>>158554085
>He doesn't follow boy bands
Not even BTS?
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>>158554136
Bree Delio is not a true Cubs girl. She's a shapeshifting whore who bandwagons whatever team will get her views on social media. Stop posting her here.
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>>158554661
More like BDS
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>>158554661
>>158554751
More like IBS.
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>>158554661
nope, it's all about the girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSyDbHxv8ZY
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>>158554132
You’re hear forever new friend.
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>>158554781
The cubs girls?!
>>
anus
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We need rinspie to clean this place up
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>>158554781
This sounds like Wilco
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Why did you let this happen /mlb/?
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>>158555081
no one in my country knows who this is
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>Cubs Unlikely To Pursue Tarik Skubal
kek scuba
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>>158555189
I don't know why anyone would offer a big stupid contract unless they were sure ownership was going to cave on a cap.
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>>158555231
bearie look out.. BEARIE LOOK OUT!!!
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>>158555266
It's too late; just enjoy it.
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When you sign good players…you lose
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>>158555340
The Mets wouldn't do that.
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>>158555342
Which multiple cy young winning pitcher have the Mets signed
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>>158555350
Scherzer and Verlander
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>>158555350
future met paul skenes
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Cubs fan here, Cardinals fans are you excited for your new manager? I went to school with him, he is officially the most famous person I know personally though I haven’t talked to him in years.
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>>158551191
can you still watch from the rooftops or have they blocked those sightlines
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CBA status?
>>
How many cubs girls could you beat up at once?
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>>158555451
cold as the stove
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>>158555465
that's ok, things will warm up two weeks before christmas. no one wants uncertainty hanging over their heads during the holidays
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>>158555424
>new manager?
did marmol get fired or something
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>>158555502
Manfred is leaving a lump of coal in the dugout, bah humbug!
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The Mariners have formally announced the hirings of Tanner Swanson as bench coach and CJ Gillman as hitting coach.

Jerry Dipoto: “Both individuals bring an exceptional understanding of the game and skillsets that I am confident will help maximize the talent on our roster.”

If you even care....
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>>158555554
Hahaha off by one
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>>158555564
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>>158555636
>"Bugger mate. I raped some wemen and now I have to spend a decade in the nick"
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>>158555554
>Swan’s Son
>Gill Man
>Mariners
woah
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>>158555933
DUDE
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>>158555362
…who were damn near 40 and years past their peak when they signed. Don’t be a scumbag
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>>158556036
He didn't know!
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>>158556036
sorry ( ._.)
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>>158556062
>>158556079
No. I mean this with all my heart. I am sorry.
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I can never forgive you
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it would be such a 2020s moment if the ai bubble pops because the nvidia nerd had an affair
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forgive this bussy
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>>158556151
totes
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>>158556151
I don't really see why that would be the case.
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>>158556151
if it's not one specific incident it will be another. it's all a house of cards.
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Peff lied people died
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>>158556203
Give'em a chance, ya just gotta!
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give a chance to this bussy
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>>158556151
I fucked her
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fuck this bussy
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Fuck San Diego for not supporting their Chargers.
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>>158556217
I will give them, one singular chance, but I predicted them to get Michael King!
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support this bussy
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>>158556235
you shouldnt have! keep it in your pants!
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>>158556217
>>158556232
>>158556251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-crgQGdpZR0
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>>158556288
I look like her
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>>158556251
One would assume they’re not in on King either, according to reports one has read. One would assume s’gonna be Fastball Freddy.
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>>158555529
Meant general manager my bad he should do a really good job he’s a smart guy
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>>158556251
yeah I'm sure they do want King after he completely fucking dismantled them in the WC this year
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dismantle this bussy
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shut up faggot
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Alysa Liu owes me sex
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>>158556461
this but anne hathaway
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>>158556461
owe this bussy
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>>158556478
I fucked her
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>>158556478
this but victoria justice
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>>158556523
>>158556504
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I love women so much
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>>158556523
this but gillian anderson
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>>158551135
I do not remember this Tom Waits track…
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I’M PEFF JASSAN
AND I APPROVED THIS MESSAGE
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
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>>158556560
Jennifer Lawrence vibes for me. very hot.
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>>158556662
I see it, also got a lot of Angel Polikarpova in her
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>>158556698
I get that but I’m seeing more of Grace McGillicutty tbqh
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see more of this bussy
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Alysa Liu should be a Vtuber now that her figure skating career is ogre.
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>>158556355
One would assume theyre not looking at a sample of one but rather looking at his multi year reduction in strikeout rate. One would assume that is an alarming trend for prospective clubs
>>
Alysa Liu should become a skeet-shooter now that the Russians are allowed to compete
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>>158557037
I’d shoot my skeet all over her if you know what I mean
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>>158528269
how big is her gock?
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>>158557068
I know exactly what you mean!
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>>158557037
She sexy
>>
Boomers are still relying on old school baseball statistics that can easily mislead or tell a lie about the real value of a player. Congrats Sal Stewart, boomer voters thought you were special for simply hitting behind Elly de la Cruz and producing more RBIs than the average rookie.
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>>158557249
Reddit thinks it's bad so now I think Sal should have won
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>>158557293
You either agree with Boomers or Redditors there is no political win here.
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nu in a few >>158557390
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>>158556461
She’s a nasty cunt.
>>
>brewers win world series
>raise season ticket prices and remove certain perks from their other offerings
this is why small market teams need to be smacked around and humiliated



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