2 - 4
this suzuki lad aint all that tbqhwyf
I'm hearing Carrick has been involved with an attractive Chinese spy
Death to the Glazers and INEOS
>>158536381no chance i'm afraid
Make the call Jim
FUCKING HELL WE'RE GETTING EMASCULATED AGAINI CAN FEEL MY DONG SHRINKING DUE TO THIS CLOWN CLUB
glory glory hole yanited
Is ManU relegation possible?
>>158536400At this point it’s the only option
They won't actually get relegated will they?
I'm in tears
Reminder that Amorin was 6th when he got sacked and he was calling out the club for the shit show it is
i'm gay :-/
Holy fuck massive cheers for Dalot coming off
>>158536402yeah your muddah
will dorgu score his 1 blooter per season today?
So wheres Rashford?
my sister said there is no bigger ick than being a united fan in 2026. says its just a huge aura loss
>>158536427he won
>>158536427Probably had to take a shit
>>158536427why don't they plan a pitch invasion, better that whatever that was, embarassing
Pie and Mash @ Old Trafford for 4.80. Just like their team it needs to be burnt too
>>158536427hahhahahhahaha
where's our boy big zirk?
>>158536427love this fat little goblin more than you can believe
>>158536427Only Manc there
my grandma drank the last of my cactus coolers, should I fucking heem her?
>>158536427KEK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This United team would get destroyed in the Championship. No VAR, soft pens much less likely to be given...
>>158536460scran o algo
>>158536421Dont jinx it
>>158536471he's like hyper beam in pokemon. gotta let it charge before unleashing it
How dare they treat my boy Dalingz like that
>>158536427No way he was the only one. What a failure of a protest.
>>158536427LOOK AT HIM GO
>>158536451>
>>158536460looks like the back of yoro's head
>>158536460sir jim fired the oven timer
>>158536427Lmao the walkout was a prank just made for him
>>158536459They only do that when they know they're about to get battered by Liverpool
Does anyone under 40 support this team?
Does Andy Tate still go to United games?
uh oh
They're going to throw it away again...
At what point do they accept they're a relegation club?
>>158536427>one else leftlmao
>most goals conceded in all European leagues
going to be brutal next season for masu in lower league, might face bankruptcy :)
>>158536427Considering all weve seen, he is fully vindicated
HARRY POTTER IN THE STANDS
>>158536516i swear im the only straight white male on spee who still supports us
>>158536476Why are you cooling cactuses?
>>158536529heh my boy big 'rick just needs more time
>>158536529Going to assume Lens was before their butt devastation by Como (and if not lmao @ anyone worse than that)
>>158536491Hyper Beam fires on the first turn, then requires you to recharge the following turn. You're thinking of Skull Bash or Sky Attack.
>>158536478At least they'll have a Derby game to look forward to.
>>158536523He roped under Rangnick
what should i get for dinner? burger? kebab? chips?
>>158536580SOLAR BEAM I MEANT SOLAR BEAM FUCK ME
>>158536580solar bean chuds...
I have bad depression
>>158536580he was thinking of solar beam
>lindelöf captain for aston villerhumiliation ritual for yanited
>>158536566because you're a faggot redditor who wants to feel specialkys
>>158536427he was proven right in the end though
>>158536353the first thread is still on page 4, and not even close to image limit, none of you guys even have autism to let this bother you
>>158536568europoors could never
poonited are nothing without sir alex riggerson
>>158536586braceo sexo
>studs first>no yellowcheque complete
Cobreloa can mark better than this united team
Can United make a comeback again
>>158536624Nah, im ok
>>158536624wow, they have arabs in australia too?
Prem is just that stacked that a club like United has to fight for dear life not to get relegated
kwab
>>158536626the man who forced the Irish owners to sell to y!ds over horse semen
4-2 AT home this is mad
>>158536427You're the swedish somalian arsewog but that video is funny (albeit highly triggering to my sense of second-hand embarrassment) so Ill give you a (you). Put me in the screenshot cheers.
>>158536602are you a /mug/bro? stick around for manure relegation
>>158536622if i had my way everyone ITT would make a seperate thread laughing at man utd so the entire catalogue is that
>>158536671Nah, im just isolated
How come yanited have such shit players?
>put crosses onto Alan Shearer's head in the 90s>...>run one of the biggest clubs in the worldcan someone explain this career trajectory?
>ITS A LONG WAY TO LONDON WHEN YOURE SHIIIIT
>>158536663I for one cannot believe it. United are a fortress at home every week.
>>158536644where do you even find this stuff hans>>158536688isolated at the bottom of the table?
>>158536430He'd probably have kept his job if he hadn't called out the owners though.
>>158536654This is why you should wear real shinpads
please give MOTM to Lindeloff
you now remember benjamin sesko exists
The hilarious part is that Man United have lost their culture and identityz What culture and identity? Ratlip has clear football philosophy under each manager and they played everything from boring defensive football to attacking football. They just bought a bunch of expensive mercenaries and sacked the manager if they didn't win enough.
>>158536529Is RC Lens there because of the ass raping by Como in the CL?
>ITS A LONG WAY TO LONDON WHEN YOURE SHIT
>>158536711not until January he doesn't
>>158536711who
>>158536660Post the slit Messi's throat copypasta
>
>>158536688join an event app and find local clubs
>>158536686White women are evil Liliths who want the right to murder their own children.
>>158536711hes finishedthe white michael owen
>>158536586booba erotic
>>158536460LMAO it looks exactly like an african with a fade cut in side profile
>>158536711>benjamin sesko existsCan you provide a peer-reviewed study that proves this?
honestly manu has not hired a proper provern manager since Mourinho and Van gaal, not a single one. all have been former players of theirs or some young apprentices
>>158536590tin of heinz tomato soup with plain bread
>>158536700Why do you call me hans?
But we’re Manchester United!!! Do the players not know that we’re Manchester United!? Can someone tell Aston Villa about our shitty club history and that we’re Manchester United???
>>158536692Should have gone for Stuart Ripley instead
>take off amad for worse amadwhat a cunning plan
>>158536772its the nigel of germany
>>158536602https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHWy_Uou7c4
>>158536772bitch got RIZZED
>its happening again
What can United do to turn this around lads?
>>158536768I didn't mention abortion.
>>158536764>we need the man united dnaThis obsession will see them relegated
>>158536625Grams of sugar?
>>158536654Neymar Award nominee at next years Oscars
If you want to know who the biggest issue at Yanited is. Its clearly Keane, Neville, Saha, Ferdz them man. The bar is too high. How can you judge this crop who don't have a proper manager to your own one. Get a grip. Especially permawhinger Neville
>pig begging for gareth southgate
>>158536793When and why did people start cutting burgers in half?
>>158536824>caring about sugarwhat are you, a fag?
Wasn't Barkley a meme player? Is he respected now?
would?
you now remember garnacho who is not even on the bench at villa
>>158536847there is nothing new anymore so "innovation" is relegated to rearranging old stuff
>>158536724Mmmm... thinkin' 'bout pies... and gravy... mmm
>>158536831t. chang>>158536865hes the best player in the world (vs man united)>>158536871solid 7 in manchester
>>158536838He was such a cute twink...
>>158536871*PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAthat's all
>>158536864Give us a kiss and find out :3
>>158536793looks satanic. the burgers eat nothing but burgers meme is real
>>158536871Now that is a proper plaphog
>>158536714the best clubs only have one philosophy, winningBayern, Real, Juventus, formerly Unitedairs are for losers
we love /mug/
where's my ratcam reffie
>>158536806AND DENIS HAS DONE IT
>>158536871phwoar
would you rather be a manlet or a man utd fan
>>158536798I dont think it ever was.
>>158536875One of the biggest downfalls in recent times. He was never as good as some people claimed but he literaly forgot how to play football.
Oh nonono
Its crazy Alyson is born in the year 2006 and is skilling and mogging lads born in the early to late 90s.
Honestly Southgate would be a massive improvement. I'd rather Rooney took the job.
>>158536871british women after 3 years on ozempic
Incoming Bruno Fernandes 89', 90+7' (P), 90+12' (P)
BIG ZIRK!!,
IT'S ZIRKIN TIME
can anyone give united fans one reason not to troon out
>>158536953walking out at the 80th minute to commemorate the number of years until they sell the clubfair play lads
>>158536966Isnt ozempic supposed to prevent this
>>158536686TRVKE
>>158536917
I SEE THE STRETFORD END ARISING
>>158536967>Bruno Fernandes 89'This is a tap in after Suzuki saves a penalty btw.
What did the German kid say when he pushed his brother off a cliff?Look ma, no Hans!
>>158536961how would having a different manager have prevented any of the goals today?
Are lass Alice is filling ger face with custard cream as we speak
>>158536961Have you seen Rooneys managing career? Hed be worse than Carrick
>>158536772Based Drue, that bitch looks ugly as fuck, legit 2/10, he can do better.
>>158536871
>>158537009He would have probably started crying
they're going downthis is a not a joke
>>158537022I think that's the idea
>>158536961Rooney is an abysmal coach. One of the complaints he has is he isnt a tactician and cant understand detail.Equivalent of putting a retard in a quantum physics class
>>158537022That's exactly what we, /mug/chads, need then.
>>158537038league's riggedno chance they let their biggest revenue generator go down when they saved spurs
what this team needs is Sean Dyche
Whats the point of Mason Mount?
>>158537013I'd like to give her a creampie (or any other pastry she likes)
>>158537022yeah that's the whole point
I want to see Russell Martin take charge
Love a great big fat lass desu lads
its literally your funeral retards the glazers dont care if you die
>>158537047I've heard enough Give him the job.
Big Sam would put these lot right
>>158537071man troony would chop their cocks off for a boring 1-0
Why would the Glazers sell up though. And how can fans force them to sell. Poured all that money into this club just to sell
at this stage i dont think changing manager will help much, their players look like lower league playersif they hired some very high caliber player like håland or messi it would spark the team again but nothing less than that will help them
>>158536978Can he save them?
>>158537061Now THAT'S a 5AM Australian post
Its going to be Van Persie hes in the stands for a reason
lmfao onana is killing it in turkeyde gay is killing it in italylammens has become a meme
>>158537082OH NOT OURSwas wondering who Notours was
Steven Gerrard as a manager would be something
Already got pranked last year with Spurs. Yanited are never going down. Nothing ever happens.
>>158537061quintessentially aussie banter
OH OMAR BERRADAOH OMAR BERRADAOOOOOOHHHHH OMAR BERRADA
>>158537126I thought it was Owono who killed it in Spain lad
>do you think we should come up with a plan to replace carrick?>hmm... no
>(You)ro>Mb(You)mo>Main(You)>Br(You)no>C(You)nha>Di(You)go Dalot>(You)ri Tielemans>N(You)ssair Mazraoui
Guess the walkout is still happening
wew
>Mason Mountcompletely forgot he existed
>>158537159these cunts worked for city and leeds lmaodouble agents or what
>>158537166You can finally see red chairs
>mason mount in 2026fucking lmaoing myself
>>158537139built for Nuru
9rjuewoirfdjsdiofhjsdiofhsdf i hate this club i hqate my life why god why did you do this to me weoitjhrfiulseHRTFNILUJAWESDKHNfuyc oif fff mount youre shite
>>158537170>sir alex give him time
Is Suzuki good or notsometimes he makes some howlers and he's not looked he's had a good grip on the ball all game
>>158537126De Gea had a good start but so far has been very mediocre for Fiorentina. Granted, they arent a very good club but he's not performing up to par often enough.
>>158537139how was the crossing, hakeem?
>>158537139>they need to be beaten regularlyYou mean, like Man Utd?
>>158537138He was the Villa manager before Emery. He had Villa in the relegation zone, then Emery took that same squad of players and qualified for Europe.
>>158537122He was at Ferguson's anniversary yesterday Probably regrets going to stadium
So, did you enjoy Carrick's last performance?
>some United fans are staying until the end to avoid traffic on the way back to London
>>158537170he just needs more time
This squad is awful. Mount coming on for his monthly cardio session. Playing as a center mid of all places. Why did they buy santos? No left backs. Heaven who is clearly a young player struggling with confidence coming on and needs to be protected.Liverpool could easily beat us by 5 or 6. If they’re no major changes over the international break.
>>158537197modern goalie who's good with his feet but average at shot stopping and collecting crosses
>>158537139Isn't uncontrollable sweat a symptom of type 2 diabetes?
>>158537204That's how my post is relevant and won't get deleted
>transchester dilated
>+6
The glazers wont sell stop it fans
>>158537216lol they won't sack himthey only sacked amorim because he shit talked the board in a press conference
COMEBACK
>>158537231no could be hyperhidros
>>158536989COMEBACK CONFIRMED
1 goal for Big ZIRK
NOT DONE YET
>>158537216>lastHe will be here for Anfield
5-4 incoming.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS TEAM IS THE FUNNIEST COMEDY SHOW IN THE PAST 15 YEARS
APOLOGIZE TO BIG ZIRKAPOLOGIZE TO BIG ZIRKAPOLOGIZE TO BIG ZIRKAPOLOGIZE TO BIG ZIRK
the glazers are the only y!ds I like
STAY STRONG VILLA
Imagine how good Yoro could have been if he instead chose a club that can develop youth
BIG
>Brent saying United can still win it
ZIRK ZIRK ZIRK ZIRK ZIRK ZIRK ZIRK ZIRK ZIRK
Since Ineos bought a stake in the club and took over footballing operations, theyve gone every single footballing decision wrong. They're worse now, than they were under glazers social media squad, and they were considered dog shit
DONT GIVE ME HOPE
hold the /mug/
is carrick finito?
>>158536871Beautiful English rose. Too bad she's going to get battered tonight.
IT'S HAPPENING
Well no point going in /epl/ this week. Arsenal won, Liverpool won and United lost. Dave and 190 going to be going mental. Fitizen at least will just stick to moaning about Arsenal getting penalties.Also how shit are fucking Villa?
>+6here we go
HOLD THE DOOR
>big zirk
MY BOY BIG FUCKING ZIRK
1 for the Zirkster
APOLOGIZE
the consolation goal GOAT
BIG Zerk mugging /mug/tards
>>1585373004 minutes for a couple (p)
BIG ZIRK HAT TRICK
Notch one (1) for my boy Big Zirk
Why are the refs so soft on Bruno ?
>7 goal thriller
RAT RAGE
It's insane how many fouls and how much fucking whinging Bruno gets away with.
>>158536353Big Zirk
>>158537296You can't fix retardation
YOU'RE GETTING ZIRKED IN THE MORNING. ZIRKED IN THE MOOORRRNING
This lacey guy is a januzaj regen
U N L O C K E D
book the cunt for diving
ZIRKER BERSERKER
>>158536871>norf english rosewould starve
mason mount needs to be destroyed i'm so sorry but he's awful
>ANONYMOUNT
>>158537078For me? I want to see Russell Brand take charge
>mounttop kekkerino
>>158537348NAME?
ZIRK EQUAKIZEEERRRRRRRRRRK
>Anonymount
you have to say carrick has done enough to save his job going into the international break here, united are definitely on the mend
kek moont
>>158537430Actually he's a champions league winner
Modern keepers are shite. Who gives a toss how good you are with the feet if you can't save for your life?
united's comeback just got MOUNTED
>>158537435YeahHe'll put it up 'em
>>158537078Didn't he just take West Ham?
COME XER/XHE SLOT IT
UH OH
WHERE IS MY (P)
OH NONONONONMUGBROS????IT'S OVER
Maybe Zirkzee should start next time
THEY DID IT
/MUG/ OVER
NANIIIIIIIIIIIII
>VILLER
MUG BROS?
Brent seething that Carrick will keep his job
Huh?
if united equalise then carrick stays in the jobmore /mug/s to come
SHIT
HAHAHAHA VILLA HAHAHAHAHAHAHABUS IN THE FUCKING MUD
HOLY FUCK
MUG DEAD MUG DEAD MUG DEAD MUG DEAD MUG DEAD MUG DEAD MUG DEAD MUG DEAD MUG DEAD MUG DEAD MUG DEAD MUG DEAD MUG DEAD MUG DEAD MUG DEAD MUG DEAD MUG DEAD MUG DEAD MUG DEAD MUG DEAD MUG DEAD
Fuck you, Villa.That nipwog keeper is shite too.
mug bros....
I DUN BELIEVE IT
>>158537443And you post a masculine plastic slavic whore?
HAHAHAHAHAHAUNTIL WE SCORE VILLA
You fucked it up YOU FUCKED IT UP
mugsissies... not like this...
WTF JAPANESE NGUBU
MUGBUDS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT AGAIN
Classic emery
Fair play lads
damn my nigga suzuki went full retard there
4-4! CARRICK WON
>FIVE MORE YEARS OF CARRICK
Emery is fucking cursed
YOU KNEW THIS WAS COMING
"Best league in the world"Absolutely shambolic
>>158537374bzc - big zirk cock
FUCK OFF
BASED AND FERGIE-SAN PILLED
>90+6>score in 90+7
Japanese are too small and can't jump.
>Japanese goalkeeping
[jowls wobbling] I don't believe this
okay suzuki is shit that confirms itterrible corner play lmao get fucked emery
how are Villa so fucking shit bros? HOW?
Carrick lives to lose another week
Suzuki is complete shit. They got rid of Dibu for this guy?
Wouldnt surprise me if they sack carrick and go with another interim. Would a fulltime manager even want to walk into this mess mid season. Is it even wise to do that, unless you're genuinely going to stick with him long term
>>158536353BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASAD VILLA AND CITY CUNTS IN THE AWAY ENDJEERING AT EVERY MATCH TO MAKE THEIR SAD LIVES FEEL BETTERJAHJAHAHAHAAHAHA
Lammens fouls Suzuki in the box desu
Eiji Kawashima could have saved that
Lammens in there just to collide with the keeper and not challenge for the ball>badge checkgoal
well shit
>>158537600This tops the 6-1 for me.
well done on keeping carrick in the job jej
>black goalkeepers
Dreadful from Villa
Lammens just barges him out the way lol
this is some egregious fergie time
Lmao, classic.
>Fergie time
1 POINTWERE WINNING THE LEAGUE LADSFucking pathetic cunts
may aswell win in now
>>158536353> Lammens
onani???
Barrada and Wilcox celebrating like "yay we don't have to make a decision for another week" lmfao
Good game this
you useless bastards villa, why couldn’t you put us out of our misery
https://youtu.be/D_A4ctNWysY?si=0NuAPSLy5IQmE3X0&t=16
>>158537661rather be in a valorant lobby tbqhwu
United are healingCarrick is the man
manpur yanited lives to poo anudda day
Based Villa saving Carrick for the rest of the league
how isn't that a foul?
>asian goalkeepers
Mount is so fucking shit lmao.
FULL TIME>>158527238>>158527238>>158527238GET IN HERE AND LAUGH
YANITED WINS 4-4
>celebrating a draw that keeps them in the relegation zoneWew lad
>>158537679the arsenal special
>>158537679That's 1000% a foul, this ref was shite
WHY THE CELEBRATIOSN?!?! a draw still leaves them in the relegation zone!
KINO
Squeaky Bum Status?
>>158537679goalie on goalie foul ignored
Dalot already went off you retard
>>158537643Sora Shiina could have saved that.
sack him to-now
>celebrating a draw at home like you've won the leagueThis is why the Glazers will always win.
>dalot
>>158537679so deliberate
Jesus fucking Christ
>>158537661>>158537694with them*
Watching this club's matches is a form of masochism, just get relegated already
>>158537731Comeback starts now
His winless streak continues thoughever
A DRAW AT HOMEYANITED ARE BACK
Dalot
THIS CUNT ALWAYS BOTTLES IT
>>158537731Check 'em
Kkkkkkkk mount kkkkkk
>>158537731holy based
>>158537731Oi, lass. Una beero, please
>>158537616Source?
I fucking HATE Villa, shit side
>>158537679he is national league quality
celebrating 18th lmao tossersalso why don't jannies ban the simp porn posters and avatarfags no one cares bout zochitl or soogs you weird troons
Carrick has to say goodbye
>>158537752do the play valorant ?
What a mad match
>>158537679classic manure refball
>>158537616>Japanese (X) to Doubt.>>158537626>get fucked emeryThe shit that wont flush desu. Atleast hes good for something, king of europa league
FUCKING SHIT I HATE VILLA
>>158537679that is some bullshit
fergie's last game was 5-5carrick's last game is 4-4
>>158533355>>158533355>>158533355/mug/ denied
>>158537679Arsenal tactics at work to avoid relegation
>>158537715sauce me up hans
This is unironically the worst outcome for United in the long run.
huge draw that takes yanited from 18th to 18th. carricks at the wheel :)
does this count as a mug?
>>158537834show me 1 example of arsenal knocking a goalie when he's in the air
>>158537449Elmo
Barrada and Wilcox getting up to cheer and clap at 4-4 fucking killed me lmao
can't believe these clown fans are still cheering for this shit manager
>>158537851Not if they recover
>>158537791He has to go, along with berrada and wilcox. Ineos and the glazers should think of selling up as well. How can Carrick possibly survive the international break. What would that decision even be based on
>>158537449https://m.yogamen.net/cn/movie/6692ca7eeaf26db8d6fa1056
carrick still in the job for liverpool
Cheers Villa this keeps carrick in the job
>>158537887Best aethetic
>>158537679Left his line and touched shoulders with opposing player and just stood there in no-mans land. What a black retard and what a disgrace to what it means to play goalkeeper
will we get a kino emery post-match interview?
>>158537896They won’t. Next season will be in the championship with Carrick still manager, same owners, Old Trafford bulldozed.
>playing dark moon rising after a draw when your manager is in the hot seat
>>158537834mm i remember raya doing this every week to other keepers
>>158537679barges the gk mid-air unbelievable what poonited get away with
3 points dropped. What a fucking joke.Couldn't even defend for 10 mins
>>158538013keeper got a dissent booking as well lel
>>158537909holy shit please get a life
>>158538018you get 1 point for a draw m8
>>158537061based
>>158537679this is nuts yo
>>158537679Arteta ball
>>158537679>>158538013Pundits desperately trying to excuse it as inconsequential
>>158538125the 2 utd ex-players doing punditry say it wasn't a foul because he was already in the air lmaoalso cunha grabs his fucking arm before the hip thrust from lammens
>>158537898Based thanks
>>158537679>A P>A goal where a manure player was blocking his vision>A goal where the other GK literally runs towards you and tackles you while you get a yellow for asking for a foulWhat a meme league sometimes.
>>158537679everything about this is mad
>>158537374>Old Toilet half empty>Manure "faithful"
>>158537887Source?
>>158538326lol literal rugby shit
United fans celebrating this shit is so pathetic
>>158538366great comebackthey can use this to fuel themcarrick just needs more time
>>158538326Not enough contactIf the nip gets unbalanced by that little shove from Cunha he only has himself to blame. Welcome to the Prem
>>158537315Shitizen still posts on here?
>>158538366I remember Arsenal celebrating a draw at Bournemouth a few years like they'd won the european cup, while they were about 10th. To be fair to united, they were dead and buried twice in 90 minutes, and ended up with a point in dramatic fashion. "Dont get carried away please, keep the noise down, please remember you're 18th, do not celebrate, repeat, do not celebrate"
>>158538418you can't touch the gk anymore according to the ruleslammens knocks into him as he's jumpign for the ball2 undeniable fouls
>>158538350Odysseu the movie :) the other odussey movie...it's ai photo i assume
wish i could give a friendly shoulder to cute united slags in this time of need
>>158538061kek
