aka Breaking news edition
>>158551687Bucks sisters...
>>158551687Wow, the thing we all expected to happen happened. Bad luck, Buck.
>>158551687Why is he bald?
>>158551687who?
>>158551711Genetics.Who was the last bald AFL premiership coach? Balding would probably be Longmire but I can't remember a bald one winning one.Guess until Fagan nobody that had never played AFL had won one though so bald premiership coach is the next unconquered frontier.
>>158551715Played 200+ games for Dees when they were shit and has been an assistant coach at both Hawthorn and Brisbane when they did their recent threepeats. Turned down the opportunity to be a candidate in a few selection processes for new coaches recently so probably liked his chances of getting the Brisbane job when Fagan retired.
If you were born deaf how would you articulate your thoughts in your mind?
>>158551755huh?
Rude cunt
What is Australian culture? Does it even exist?
>>158551784Why is his fanny blurred out?
>>158551780Watch the Castle.
>>158551755you know inner monologue is the lowest form of thought
>>158551791Not what I asked.
>>158551780Watch snowtown
>>158551791Since when? The moment you realised you never had one?
morn plappie xhttps://x.com/greghunkins/status/2119641962026344853
I’m a massive gay cunt and I take it up the arse and I take loads of cum up the arse and occasionally in the mouth and down the throat and on the face whenever I suck a cock and I like the balls and throat the cock and lick his arse as I fondle his balls and then I lick the top of the cock and go down the shaft until I reach his hole and then I tongue his hole as I finger my arse and then I finger his arse as I tongue his balls
>>158551815Corr popped a stiffy reading this xo
What's for tea, cunts?
>>158551798once you can start thinking geometrically with eidetic recognition then come back to me
SebLORD hope youre well brother
>missus saw me looking at afl when knob poster posted all those images and now thinks I'm cheating on her with a guyThanks /afl/
>thinly veiled KNOBGOD requestjust ask mate
When I was in high school I was a total fat cunt and one day a few of the wogs took my shirt off and bent me down and started squeezing my tits, like I was a cow getting milked. The fucked thing is I’m even fatter now than I was then
>>158551847>The fucked thing is I’m even fatter now than I was thenThat behaviour was intended to have the opposite effect. When people yell "fire!" do you run inside the burning building?
>>158551847Based Stewie Dew
>>158551829lgmhttps://youtu.be/VSqEwcLrtDMx
>>158551812gms
When was the last time you blokes looked at porn in a physical form?
got a cenno advance today and me cenno on top. picking up a ps5 tomorrow and gta 6
>>158551906>>158551924lgm x
>>158551924nice mate, happy for youhope you get smoked by a car on your way to the store
>>158551924Based
>>158551927seething wagie. thanks for paying your taxes and buying this for me, mate. i really appreciate it
>>158551721Goodwin was bald right or was that a buzzcut
>>158551944I’d kick this fat bitch for having no manners
>>158551927feels pretty good man. was worried I wouldnt be able to afford one then did a bit of accounting and realised I could. probably do afterpay pay in 4 for a decent set of headphones too
>>158551946your day of comeuppance will come once Pauline is in power
I could buy about ~80 PS5 and GTA6 combos with the money in my bank account right now
>>158551987You've earnt it mate
>coming to /afl/ to larp as being on centrelinkIn the unlikely scenario this anon is being truthful, I have nothing against this. Being on Centrelink doesn't mean one shouldn't be able to enjoy video games and other pleasures
hope you guys dont post spoilers here, im waiting to play on pc
>>158551988>genuinely thinking that ON will ever be in governmentLOLOL
>noooo you can’t be on cenno! you have to wage slave like I heckin do!
>>158552024nice larp mate
>>158552018its legit. got a huge telly last year with a cenno advance and afterpay and a decent aircon year before that you can get an advance every 12 months and its only 38 bucks a fortnight interest free so you dont even notice it
think i found the one this time
>>158552029what payment are you on? Disability support pension?
>>158552034just regular
>brandok zoomer
how does buckley recover from this
>Australia’s win over Samoa on Sunday evening reached a massive 3.68 million and had an average audience of 2.05 million, making it the most watched RLWC match ever.and it was only the semi, wonder what the final will pull this weekend
Didn't even know it happened let alone who Samoa is, and still don't know what this so-called final is about
>>158552069>you don't know about a country geographically close to usWhy? That's not a criticism of Rugby, that's a demonstration of your knowledge
whats rlwc
>>158552049Ive been watching it and i dont watch nrl. Its pretty sovlful and has a grass roots feel about it but they play with rheir hearts. In saying that afl is the superior game
mel tracina is too muscular
>>158552072There's New Zealand and Indonesia and a bunch of islands nobody knows about except geographical nerds or R*gby dweebs
>a month of meaningless 80-0 games only for the final to be australia v nz>australia wins lolwhat a waste of time the only country remotely interested in league wins wow crazy!
been away for three days what this new mick about?
this is a fresh out of the factory mick
dear AFLerscan Bruce do the 4peati need to know
how many bald fraud coaches have there been?
>>158552094>>158552098>>158552108>>158552116gnarly man
Well it beats the penis posting poof but this offseason is an absolute disgrace. Think I might take a break from this place. Time to move on. Time to grow up
this is a false flag by the jannies to supress allegations that they only leave pictures of dicks up for hours
>>158552171See you later babes xx
>>158552171its time for au/sp/ to make a comeback
>>158552171/cric/ is offseason cancer
>>158551917Like a DVD or magazine?
>>158551924GTA VI is still weeks away.
>>158552019>spoilersThe story is going to be gay as fuck.
everything american is shit
>>158552195except livvy dunne
>>158552199Oh so SHE gets to drink whatever at a tropical setting every day larping as a birthday girl while [i]I[/i] have to go to WORK tomorrow and provide VALUE to this nation?!
>>158552148Yeah, why not?
>>158552199>generic bottle blonde>my (fake) hair colour is my entire personality teeheegive me a break
>>158552222how about i give you an uppercut instead champ
>>158551687CAM BROOS WIN SUM FACKEN MEET RAZEVANCED HARE YEAH YEAH HAHAHA
>>158551755I know a woman who was born 'normal/able to hear, both parents deaf as are her 2 brothers. shed have a good answer. maybe i should ask her.
yea i carnt wait to play NIGGA SIMULATOR 6
>nathan cuckley
>>158552244What’s wrong with being a cuck?
>>158552074Which part, the part where all their players are NRL players living in Australia or the part where all their fans haven't even been outside Australia?
>>158552223your threats are tedious, i can only imagine how boring and unimpressive you are in real life. your mum's vagina must've turned to a husk when you exited the birth canal.
>>158552223no thanks>>158552263not me
Handegg is so fucking gay and shit
>>158552074all sport is best when its played competing along national linesthe final is going to be great
>>158552168>tfw to intelligent too win
>>158552171https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTCiwQFBf7M
Big breasted white women taking penises up their vagina or anus in reverse cowgirl gifs
>>15855218910 days
>>158552244How many clubs have turned him down this year? 2 officially. You could probably say 3 because I doubt he would’ve walked from the Roos process if he was confident he’d get the job.
>>158552333Shut up, cunt.
>>158552244KEKley
>LIB 33%>ON 20%>LAB 18%>GREEN 17%who here's ready for the /BLUE WAVE/?
>>>/pol/
>>158552379Liberals and Jess Wilson are just Labor 2.0.
>Woman politician Disgusting.
>>158552409this desu
>>158552409We need a new man in charge iykwim
aussie politics are hard to understandare liberals or labour the right wingers? they're both left wing names
when the waiter says enjoy your meal and you say you too
>hi anon how are you?>not much
>open door for someone>say thank you to them
>>158552417think of a chicken's wing and divide by zero without adding the one
>how each club used its top 2026 draft pick last timedafuq?
>>158552430fuck you, you reminded me of when i was walking my dog a few months ago and someone was standing outside their house smoking and said to me "enjoy your walk mate" and i responded with you know what
reminds me when that ese put dust in my weedi smoke because it gives me knowledge
>>158552450The last time the dons had pick 1, tiggs had pick 2, etc.
>>158552486it's worded poorly. it's the last time that each team had the same number draft pick as this yearuseless quota article really
anal with abbie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGH_8FfgJeM
>>158552573>samir you are breaking the plane
>>158552437I literally did something similar today
>>158552437>open door for someone behind you >they were further away then you realised so you stand there holding the door open like a retarded doorman
>>158552437>>158552644>trying to sleep>brain out of nowhere: DO YOU REMEMBER THAT AWKWARD INTERACTION YOU HAD 5 YEARS AGO, HOW COULD YOU BE LIKE THAT YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT, GODDAMN
Don’t make me fuck you cunts up
Are ya hungry, me Hearties?
>>158552496>bathroomthere's an extremely high chance that she's done a poo in that room
russellbrandchuds,,, owari da,,, we have to believe all women irrelevant of any real evidence...
lol
ill do you all soft cunts
>>158552437i did this one time so i could stare at her arse when she walked through
iggs
iggsboomer, catsperg and piesperg used to run this generalhow the mighty have fallen
the bf
>>158555055Time for new blood someone will fill the power vacuum.
pootsook, banepoof, dogsperg and dosnmonkethe big four
Good morning alf
>>158555248morning sunshine
It was supposed to be me God damn it.
>>158555248not after seeing this >>158555338 mate
https://youtu.be/IVyLlETLmco?si=3towj6XOpRuFgMDe
>>158554856crisp
>morning roundup on fox sports news 500 said reporting on preseason starting up and already said NWM is on his way out from shit killdherkek
>>158555382Welcome to Port Adelaide
>>158555382thanks for the four million, ross!
>>158555382overpaid hack
morning vic cucks is it stab proof vest weather or not today
wish the afl would stop shilling that mutt cody walker
wish the afl would stop shilling those mutt dykes
Why did dosn not trade merret the first time if they ended up doing it the second time?
>>158555401buzz off /pol/ faggot blowin
>>158555761if those 2024 draftees have another season in injury recovery that rebuild is FUCKED and tiggs won't be return to finals until well after 2030
>>158555761Why didn't the iggs do this when it was more desperately needed?
>>158555761All spuds.
>>158555797see>>158555790
Need a mighty mcmuffin.
>>158555524Good morning, nice to see you wake up seething about us
I wanted a wolf howling at the moon tattoo when I was 16, thank god for that age barrier
>>158555936be more kino than most of the tats people got/get when it became fashionable for normies
>>158555382He had that good game once tho
>>158555936>>158555963shit thanks for reminding me need to book my next tat
>tigs best and fairest1st - Tim Taranto (28yo)2nd - Jack Ross (26yo)3rd - Nick Vlastuin (32yo)Eq 4th - Seth Campbell (21yo) and Dion Prestia (33yo retired)6th - Nathan Broad (33yo retired)7th - Jayden Short (30yo)Eq 8th - Toby Nankervis (32yo) and Ben Miller (27yo)Eq 10th - Noah Balta (26yo) and Patrick Retschko (20yo)LOTS of veterans from the golden era, the kids are either injured or not entrusted with the reins yet. worrisome>dosn best and fairest1st - Zach Merrett (30yo traded)2nd - Sam Durham (25yo)3rd - Archie Roberts (20yo)4th - Nate Caddy (21yo)5th - Peter Wright (29yo)6th - Zach Reid (24yo)7th - Dyson Sharp (19yo)8th - Sullivan Robey (18yo)9th - Jaxon Prior (25yo)10th - Jacob Farrow (18yo)definite focus on the kids here, multiple 1st and 2nd year players along with blokes you'd expect to lead the team in 5-6 years when they should be firing again. they should be fine>iggs best and fairest1st - Harley Reid (21yo)2nd - Jake Waterman (28yo)3rd - Tim Kelly (31yo)4th - Milan Murdock (26yo)5th - Brady Hough (23yo)6th - Tom McCarthy (26yo)7th - Willem Duursma (18yo)8th - Elliot Yeo (32yo)9th - Reuben Ginbey (21yo)10th - Liam Baker (28yo)an interesting mix with some alarm bells. you'd expect harley, duurma and ginbey up there but blokes like murdock and mccarthy as mature age rookies finishing so high up really indicates the chasm of quality, prime age players in that team. really does show that it if they do rise, it will be off the back of reid, ginbey and duursma
>>158556209I wouldn't be that worried I'd be more worried if I'm a aints, geelong, norf fan.
>>158556209dons = iggs >>>> tiggs
>>158556280Ah yeah im sure geelong fans will be really worried about finishing top 8 again and probably making a prelim. >Geelong will fall off again any day now says 4chan anon for the 10th year in a row
>>158556497GOTTEMto easy
>>158551732wait that's bruce from melbourne? where did his hair go?
>>158551944this is me rn in my bed
$900 to renew car rego is brutal, this country never fails to find ways of fucking their citizens in the arse
>>158556497
>>158552035larp, you need to prove you are seeking employment for regular or they cut you off
>>158556589saw a car out yesty with its own, homemade "private" plate and had a chuckle
just tape something over your plate that shows youre a sovereign citizen
Did you blokes rate Andrew Welsh as an AFL footballer?
>>158556613I have unusual circumstances A job search provider worker asked me for my password and login for a course I was doing to help another doley who was struggling with a course (business cert iii lol) she asked me by email and over the last few years she was promoted to managerI was mowing lawns for cash for a while and told them and said im not going to do it if I get into trouble with cenno and I recorded the conversation with them. They said theyd look after it all, just keep going and mowing lawns. When the end of year comes they get bonuses for people in employment and had fudged the numbers so it appeared I was working, when I confronted them about it they basically said thats your problem so I played the recording. They freaked and said well look after it. Combined with the email I have saved of the manager asking for my login details for a course (illegal af) they dont even call me for appointments and havent for years. work smarter, not harder brother..also just picked up me ps5 and headest and got another controller for backup lol
lying on the internet
>>158556919>publicly admitting to blackmail and frauddefinitely a larp
>>158556960im not blackmailing anyone, all I have is the truth its the provider not passing on the information to centrelink because they are at fault that is the cherry on topwhy are you and the other fella upset about it, if youre not a complete retard its easy to stay on it
>>158556992You also said you're working for cash, unless you declare that income that is tax evasion.
>>158557002dont do that anymore, full time doley :D
>>158557013more like full time larper
>You also said you're working for cash, unless you declare that income that is tax evasion.
>>158557016why would I larp about something as dumb as that. its not some special thing. jsps have hundreds of thousands of dollars meant for unemployed to help with rego, uniforms, shoes etc to find work. they never give it out and use fuel cards themselves and vouchers. Ive seen cenno workers doing cash work at restaurants around here at night. Everyones ripping the system, pollies flying around on the tax dollar, refugees given cars and housing before aussies..if youre not leveraging the system to your advantage you are a retard.
>>158557048"Everyone is doing it", is not an excuse nor justification for behaviour, because inevitably everyone uses that same excuse."Everyone else is dumping garbage into the river, so why shouldn't I"? "Everyone else is running red lights, why shouldn't I"? Your behaviour is contributing to the greater issue, no different than dumping garbage, whilst not the entirety of garbage, still contributes to the overall issue.
>>158557092dont get the shits because youre too scared to do what every other cunts doing. Go cry to the pollies taking a personal flight worth more than I make in 2 years or the sudo blow ins getting a house and cars while locals are homeless you insufferable faggot
shut the FUCK up and talk about footy, cool cars and/or hot sexy women
night people are extremely respectful of morning peoples sleep schedules and act accordingly, meanwhile those who get up early are massive fucking cunts with no respect for others
>>158557129Fuck cars
>>158557129Can I talk about my 80series with a 3 inch lift and 35s
>>158557131introverts are extremely respectful of extroverts communication patterns and act accordingly, meanwhile those who are irrepressibly social are massive fucking cunts with no respect for others
>>158557118I'm not "scared", I have actual morals and don't make excuses for immoral and unethical behaviour
>>158557166Not him but rorting the system is morally neutral
>>158557166you should be at work right now bludger
>>158557141i'd rather not hear about your pathetically fragile sense of masculinity champ
>>158557131SOOO fucking true>tiptoe around the house when I used to live with my parents >they knew i worked late and would sometimes get hone after midnight from work>meanwhile if it was a Saturday morning dadza is up at the crack of dawn still mowing the lawns or cleaning the house
>>158557159anon goes BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>158557166>t.scared
Why are you blokes always so combative?
About to do some boxing lads. Do 10 rounds every day. Working on the bivol hook today
>>158557296I did 10 rounds with your mum last night
>>158557435fuckin what cunt
boxingsperg finna knock mickspergs block off
quantas is cutting 800 jobs in australia
Still waiting on the yt/streamer board
>>158557928oh no
Possibly call it /ic/ - internet content
>>158557928>moving them to indiawhy dont we just move the workers to Australia
How to I contact the mods/website owner to give them my idea
>>158557933who do you watch?
>>158558006they have a feedback form at fbi.gov/tips iykwim haha
>>158558009Been watching heaps of core lately, the group that broke off after faze clan disbanded, pretty much hyper normie zoomer wigger slop but they’re really funny desu
>>158558109that is very normie zoomer slop. are you the required 30 years old to be posting here?I watch moonmoon and northernlion
>>158558159Yes im 30 but i don’t watch streams just the highlights reuploads and their main channel yt vids, dont know how anyone has time to watch streams
Like the food reviewer general would be kino to post in
>>158558109>>158558159What on earth are you on about?
Quiche for lunch
>>158558428>consuming dairy
might do a valheim run
>>158558836I did a run a month ago and it was fun until the plains. games just too much of a grind when playing solo
might not do a valheim run
>>158557250it's a doggy dog world
more like troonheim
something MUST be done about the adhd PANDEMIC
Are you blokes looking forward to the AFLW semi finals this weekend?
>>158558959fake because he doesn't actually go outside
>>158559138I have autism and I bought a rocking chair
>>158551687fagan the traitor went to carlton instantly kek >>158551971buzz yeah
explain to me why being a gamer nerd shut in is worse than being a normal sex haver who goes out to bars and clubs every weekend
>>158559138great so now they can annoy other people too with constant rocking and noise >>158558922i never ended up playing it, forgot it existed desumight try it if it goes on sale
>>158559138It's not real. It's just a fucked dopamine receptor, unhealthy diet, and shitty parenting.
>>158558922Just turn the resource rate to 2x
>just cheat
>>158559230Having friends and socialising is a healthy habit
>>158559287not my friends lolthey're 30 years old who still drink, gamble do dr gs and so on
>>158559287>transactional objectified people used for selfish gain and then discarded immediately>friends
>>158557141yes mate post a piccy
>>158556919I kneel... doleGOD
>>158559138>Something must be doneStop incentivizing doctors to diagnose imaginary conditions and prescribe kids drugs.
>>158559513cool it
>>158559245*rocks in your path*
everyone misunderstands what adhd actually is, they think it's qualitative
>>158559561Shut up, cunt.
>>158559580or what
>>158559589You’ll continue to make a fool of yourself.
>>158559561In children, it fundamentally all boils down to shit parenting
>>158557159Uncle Ted called these oversocialised drones out continuously
>>158559331I wish I had friends who did this. Mine have always been shut in nerds. I've always been too chad for the nerds and too nerdy for the chads. So lost in the middle. So just had to settle for being the cool one of the nerds.
I don't have any friends
>>158559561I think its performative
>>158559483cheers brother
>>158559615im correct thoughbeit
>>158559815this is the way
labor gov wants to regulate open source ai models now
>>158559893Good
>>158559956ok commie
dolegod got any aspirations of owning a home or having a family someday?
>>158559893and how will they be able to regulate what's on your computer? (hint it's impossible)as usual you should take what pollies say with a grain of salt, they
*downloads open source ai model with a vpn*
>>158560036don't know how shit works and will just spout out random shit to see what sticks but someone will pull them aside and explain why it doesn't work if it goes anywhere
don't care, people only use local ai for gooning and nude fakes anyway
For real I have been on the lookout for a good high backed rocking chair for years now.Does this mean I need vyvans
>>158557515>>158560148kek
>>158560206wouldn't be an issue if australian women weren't so unbelievably shit
Shut up your stupid nigher cvnt
i became /rockingchairpilled/ when we bought to use with my child and now it is not infrequently that i use it for my own pleasure
>try to look up afl news>go to afl site>it's all about aflw>despite aflw having its own site
ADHD is just -30 years developmental handicap
>>158559893this is chud spin
i don't want to wage slave anymore
>>158560243>why can't women be like the children in my animayz?
>>158560525this
>>158560708i don't watch that nonce shit
>>158560525i've got one of them ikea poang chairs in my study, i wank in it sometimes
I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins
>>158560811Not really a rocking chair is it, just a bouncing chair
>>158561057F U C K I N GT H I SHIS
All China had to do to generate efficient spies was train some women to not be complete cunts.
>>158561177that would take like 5 generations at the least bro to breed select for those genetic traits
I am legit scared of women
Haha so true bra fuckin few schooys ay cunt get on the bag haha few nose beers eh mate. yewww up the boizzz!
I'm moving to Thailand. Had quite enough of this self-destructive shithole.
which is worse: basketball or handegg?
I'm moving to China
tom mitchell is a fucking flog cunt
abbey holmes is a deadset ripper bloke
why is america so protective of their chips? preventing the sale of them to china in the first place which led to this honeypot to get a few billions worth sent to china? would it not be beneficial for the yanks if chinas AI ecosystem is run on american chips? if china could reverse engineer american chips they would have done so already, but they cant so are willing to pay big for chips. i just don't get the big deal about this
Moving to Paraguay.
>>158561289Handegg by far. basketball is at least a sport, handegg is literally an ad
>>158561420compute is military power
>>158561420
>>158561449damn does it hurt being this dumb?
>>158561496not him but yes
>ADHD isn't real because....well it just isn't, okDidn't realise /afl/ had so many doctors
>>158561514It sounds like you need a Reality Check mate
has school finished jaydin is in the chat?
Confirmed that the Australian and NZ versions of GTA 6 have some cut content compared to other versions of the game confirmed by people analysing the files in the playstation pre downloads Oh no no no no no no
shrimply am immune to gta6 marketing and promotions
couldn't give a poofter's arse about your yank shit mate
>>158561558was at EB earlier and i saw they were selling that hellraiser game which is r18 with what i assume is sadomasochistic sex and gore, what are they possibly cutting from GTA that they didnt cut with hellraiser or scorn
>>158561628think there was a full on dominatrix scene
Hope i can lick cum suck Lucy feet in gta
yeah sexy 60fps feet
>>158561062they've got rocking ones too
>>158561678it's 20fps
mines 11.43 fps iykwim haha
>>158561420imagine you are great britain on the cusp of the industrial revolution and coal is the crucial resource that fuels that whole thing and only the best coal is found in britain. Would you sell the special coal to france so it can power their own industrial revolution and erase your tech and economic advantage?
CAM BRUCE HAS GONE MADCAM BRUCE HAS GONE MADCAMBRUCEHASGONECOMPLETLEYMAD
>>158561581after the leaks exposed how rudimentary the gameplay looked I am not really that excited for it
i look forward to its strict linear play of 6 hours of shitty cgi film and 45 minute of actual playtime without any replay value whatsoever
>>158561420Single point of failure. If you can own a rivals chip there's no need to devote as many resources to surveillance or cracking systems. Chips are down stream of the metals needed though that's why PMC's are getting shot up in the Congo "protecting" these mines.
ai going to reverse engineer it and then recomp it into an exe that is playable on pc can't wait
>>158560555This shits me to no end too. Forcing this daycare league down everyone's throats
>taylor walker released an autobiographyi refuse to believe for one second that he wrote any of it, simply didn't happen
Just had Wharfie Time lads.
>>158561628Violence is allowed but over the top sex stuff is not really allowed and drug references aren't really allowed. Australia is responsible for the hot coffee part of San Andreas being pulled from the game. And forcing fallout to take out any reference to morphine
Fuck this gay country and its puritanical bullshit
going to dedicate around 30-50k toward looksmaxxing
>>158562032what does that get you
i typed "i love black pussy guy video" in google just then forgetting there are people behind me, closed it as soon as i realized.. no one has said anything yet
>>158562027We simply have very strict laws which prohibit the depiction of any sort of sexual violence. A notable example is that south Park video game
>>158562047I saw you do that, and we're all going to talk about you when you leave
my straffometer might need a recalibration
Just remembered I wrote down some mick's I was supposed to be posting.
You keep notes of all your mick's right? Like when you think of a new mick you write it down?I know some of you don't get epiphanies like that though because you lack the divine spark.
talking to himself again award
my 'micks are fairly simple and for everyone to use as they wish (so long as they don't corrupt them)
I dont write down my micksI've forgotten more elite micks than youve ever come up
i used to be a mickengineer but then i took an arrow to the knee
weird some of the first buildings in newly established cities in the new world looked like palaces made of hardened stone and marblewere tradies legit just wayy better back then?
we forgot how to do that
just like we just randomly forgot how to build a moon rocket and lander :^)
never happened mate, the moon doesn't real
never went to the moon, it's just gay cold war propaganda
>>158562356so what was the purpose of convincing boomers nasa went to the moon?
Unpopular opinion but /afl/ should stop its generals until February as its just garbage posts
>>158562369cold war propaganda, confidence in the state to ensure people keep consooooming
>>158562371alf is eternal
>>158557023kek that guy was definitely quadruple-vaxxed and enforcing mask wearing during 'vid
>>158562369nta, they did go to the moon, but the whole purpose was to show off/dick wave rocket/missile technology to the russians but domestically it was a billed as a leap in scientific endeavors
>>158562392>they did go to the moonThis is simply not true
>>158562397yeah its so fake that to this day russians have not said a word against despite being the only power at the time capable of verifying its veracity
Footy?
>>158562415It would have been political and diplomatic suicide for the Russians to immediately cry 'Fake!' like petty petulant bitter children, especially when they were floating the idea of working WITH America in space science endeavours>>158562418What would you like to discuss champion?
>>158562424what the fuck are you talking about? they were in the midst of the cold war, all political and diplomatic channels were already up in smoke with both sides consolidating power around their spheres of influence with state craft, spies and the lot. the soviet union was THE ONLY power at the time who had even comparable space technologies and capabilities, they knew what was up and that the yanks dabbed hard on them
>>158562418Be the change you wish to see.
it's unreal how shit modern houses are so fucking bland and soulless I would rather live in a run down soulful dump over a modern townhouse tradies no longer know how to make nice looking things anymore
>>158562464There were diplomatic efforts to have scientists work together in completely non-political contexts for the sake of pure humanist science, for the Russians to sperg out and then try to prove it without sounding like nutcases would ruin the entire idea (which didn't pan out anyway for other reasons). The Russians knew it was fake, it would have just made them look like conspiratorial nutcases and commit political/diplomatic suicide trying to prove something against people apparently saw with their own eyes
oh now i see why you're not making any sense, you're using AI to form your responses. >conspiratorial nutcasesthat was not a thing back in those days, that was not a dirty word like it is nowadays. so you're saying that all the work russia and america had done together with space science including the forming of the ISS was with the understanding that america lied about the moon landings to humiliate russia during the space race. yeah, you have no fucking idea what you're talking about
I enjoy watching pornography if we're being completely honest with each other.
didn't russia confirm what the american's did?
for me its wmbw
Sam Mitchell, the forward-thinking modern man of the AFL
no friends cuck sammy they call him
crazy how hawthorn's such a big team but have no fans here
I desperately wish to see Sam Mitchell end up the coach of a moderately successful team that never finishes beyond the prelims, similar to the Bulldogs of the late 2000s-early 10s.
>>158562487ignorant and worthless opinion.there has been a movement to traditional design elements that is at least 5 years old. i'm seeing gables, fretwork, arches, real stone cladding and stuff that was almost unknown on new builds for at least the prior decade. this change is happening at the volume build level. tradies can do the stuff and they will if people specify it. bottom of thr barrel, entry level housing still looks disgusting but it always has in any era.
why do you blokes bother engaging with this glowie blowie who just reports your posts for off-topic when you argue with him? i learned the hard way that this softcock is a reportsperg
swansook having a moment
>>158562633theyre too busy in their private school boy group chats talking about getting bags and trading shitcoins
im not a hawks fan but i like hawthorn because they generate seethe
>>158562673They're seethers. Look at how they were seething when Brisbane beat them in the prelim. Throwing bottles at kids and chucking shit on the ground.
>>158562673The only seethe they generate these days is internal. They're always crying about something now.
>>158562682not a hawks fan but that was funny shitreckon pic related was photo of the year
You'll be crying when Hawthorn dominate next year
>>158562654hope you enjoy lurking champ
None of you spineless cunts would have the balls to say any of the shit you post here to my face, my wife's face, or my wife's lover's face.
>>158562487Open floor plans are kino though
Reckon the misso has an insanely high body count
>>158562815Yeah, same.
>>158562815Whys that an issue?
>But look at the body language. >To the far left there, there’s a player on his haunches. >Just to his right, a player laying on his back. >Below us here, four players on their hands and knees and another player below on his back.>“That is serious mental weakness. There’s no leadership there, thank God they got Jack Viney to stamp out some of this crap." >I could not be more passionate about this>Tom Mitchelluh iggs bros our response?
>Whys that an issue?
>James Gunn sacked from DC because he offended Israel
>>158562823Fucken weak cunts
>>158562802nah
>>158562839Yes
>>158562356why did the soviet union never call them out then?
reggin
>>158562845your mum
>>158562823>Tom MitchellTom still dirty the iggs chose graham over him and effectively ended his career.
>>158562823
>>158562823>Tom MitchellLegitimately hate this cunt. Worst Brownlow winner ever
I’m shitting through the eye of a needle
>he sits in /afl/ all day>he complains about every good post calling them "off topic">he does it for free>he doesn't even have janitor powers or any position of note>he reports to the janitors and licks their boot doing their work for them>he gets paid a quarter of a janny salary as compensation>he does it for free
i went to the moons cunt and cum in it (your mums dirty cunt)
don't be unemployedbe unemployable instead
>>158562815Mine doesn't. I'm her 4th ever which I believe. All 3 were previous boyfriends too. And knowing what a prude she is i believe that. My body count is probably in the 30s though ive not really kept count and lowballed a figure to her when she pressed me on the issue. I said more than 20 which disgusted her a bit.
>>158562884Based Michael Voss
Oh no no NEET bros you cant enjoy the full experience that the rest of the world will get.
>>158562900nanny state
>>158562900just delete the file, or better yet just pirate the game like a actual NEET would do
>>158562875I’m shifting my fist through your eye, Needledick.
>>158562815mine says she doesn't but i don't believe her with her nice rack, cant see how any man would resist busting a load on them
>be me>athletic>14% body fat>72kg>my entire workout is purely calisthenics >strong as fuck>fat cunts at work super jealous >NOOOOOO YOU CANT BE RIPPED AND STRONG, IM HEAVIER THAN YOU>outwork them effortlessly all day because of how fit I am>they all talk about slaving away in the gym and you can barely tell they even go>I do my entire workout at home in the backyard
>>158562917The government considers video games to be for children hence why we censor them so heavily.
>>158562945And they’re not wrong
If you just post NSFW content please post sexy naked ladies. It’s not hard, you know that’s what everyone wants.
>>158562944>blurredcoward
why and how was michael voss so bad at coaching
Why are those dogs on the coffee machine ad so mean to Brad Pitt?
>>158562965Different skill sets innit?
You can’t call yourself a man if you get ‘hyped’ for modern video game releases
>>158562945the game is literally 18+
>>158562682>>158562691case in point: hawks causing seethethat being said sam mitchell is a softcock and sicily is a bitch who gives people shit but can't take it. ginnivan is based as fuck though.
im 19, at what age am i supposed to give up vidya and become a man
Why no disc?
Ate a banana and it game me a sore tummy, same thing happened last week when I ate a banana and I started farting and pooing a lot
>>158562982being a man means starting a family if you're not going to do that then just stick to games
>>158562951trvkie that many here cannot handle
>>158562933Have one for me will ya mate, your mother and I are so proud of you, hooroo !!
Gorillas are fucking crazy. Imagine being some tribal African cunt and running into of these things for the first time. Like something out of a fantasy story
>>158562980>case in point: hawks causing seetheBut those posts were referencing different situations in which the Dawks were seething.
>>15856298224
>>158562987i made a banana, orange and watermelon non dairy fruit smoothie the other day, shit was nice
>>158562996why are you trying to bait racist replies
>>158562802This is simply not true
>>158562996>My cousin.
>>158563005too late
/fit/ is a completely dead board kek, good riddance
unfit
>>158563013Been dead for ages.
>>158562487tradies don't design mate.buildings went to shit not long after architecture became a profession and not just something created by the master craftsman. niggas with phds putting slightly offset boxes on top of each other thinking they're profound.
>>158563019>Beenbeans means heinz*farts*
>>158562982how the fuck do zoomers still exist on this site, go play on fucking twitter or whatever nu-website you zoomers use, this site is for 38+
>>158562979Even so the government assumes children will play it hence the censorship
not long from now the new net will be built only for ai agents and it won't be readable to everyday peopleit will look like the Matrix interface where you wouldn't even be able to understand what you're looking
I think normalchads still use snapchat and instagram dont they?And gamers use discord
Is facebook messenger still a thing?
>>158563040crazy australia is the only place on earth with ZERO attractive nativesabos not human mayhaps
when do the privileges of being a white male start to develop? asking for a mate
>>158563076Have you ever been raped? Ever been followed by the police? Ever sexually harassed in the street? Ever told you’re not suitable for a job due to the colour of your skin?
future generations are going to hate us
>>158563084Probably
>>158563082most browns haven't either
>>158563074as if we care what you think about attractiveness you gay nonce kek
>>158563084Too right.
>house prices down>rents upeat shit rentoid commies
moved on from her found a new herthis is the real deal this time
We can’t we give socialism a try? if it doesn’t work we can deport all the browns and the gays
ok what uber pajeets do I get dubs decide
>>158563100these conditions are unironically making it easier for me to buy a first investment property that will be cash flow positive
>>158563100Seems like everyone is getting fucked.
>having sex with men is… LE GAY
>>158563121Well, yeah.
>>158563093that you abobro
>and then we told the working class to direct their hate towards immigrants and not big multinational corporations making record profit and they bought it!
>>158563107but socialisms at its core attracts browns like flies are attracted to shitit will never remain white after a few years in practice
>>158563100>my asset is worth less while the monthly payments for the mortgage I have committed to for decades have increased >take that rentoids!
Relishing the fetid stench emanating from my putrid farts tonight :)
https://github.com/OffGridPete/Fieldwatch
buckley to replace lyon in round 12
wish my penis was girt by a warm, moist vagina
I use Facebook messenger and Snapchat almost dailySnapchat for the hoes, and my family chat is on fb
>>158563148He’d have to be at the club to do that.
>>158563153do girls really just send naughty pics unsolicited on snapchat?
>>158563148Buckley will coach Richmond
>>158563153Thank God you told us this.
absolutely pissing down
fagan could have driven off into the sunset as a legendinstead he will ruin his legacy with that putrid excuse of a football club
Misso has been ignoring me all day. Not even sure what I did wrong
>>158563111thai foodpad grapaogreen beef curryriceroti
>>158563184very sharp poit
>>158563153>family chatkek that's gay af
>>158563188>>158563189what have you done those dubs were for me
>>158563184He’s virtually doing a background job. Even if Carlton continue to be Carlton his legacy will be fine.
>>158563192some people like their family
my family chat is on a secure isolated air gapped server running on code hand built by my family over generations of work
>>158563194>…ANYWAY… it wasn’t until I started tracking my calories did I finally start to gain muscle
>>158563111Fried chicken bix nood
>>158563203beyond crisp
>>158563124nothing gay about enjoying your best mates cock occasionally
>>158563203>likely accessed on microsoft spyware or government controlled android/ios devicekek
anti-immigration used to be a left wing position
Left wing, right wing, at the end of the day a plane needs both
>>158563037i was on the sharty for years, decided to give 4chan a go
>>158563223They had to seduce moderates before going mask off.
>>158563223and so was slavery
>>158563236>he thinks the democrats and the republicans of the 1800s were left wing and right wing
>>158563236
>>158555761Look they're wrapping their arms around the poor fella
>>158563192I like my family
>>158563163they dont send them on any other platform
just lost my job at Qantas
Just got a job at qantas
>>158563258Who will serve passengers their coffee now?
Cheap Seats season final on tonight
look what you cunts have done
just had the needful done on me i am safe to fly
>>158563275>the only migrants that get sent back are white and attractive or useful Really makes you think.
Anyone have OCD?
>>158563281i used to have hocd
If you were raped by a bunch of blokesand they gave you choice would you rather have ass fucked or suck them all off
>>158563286prob suck em off
>>158563286Can I get put on the spit to make the process faster?
>>158563291kek faggot
>>158563286Definitely the latter, never been into anal and I fucking love sucking cock
>>158563298onya darce
>>158563295rather that than be some poof thats had a cock up the ass
https://x.com/basedb88/status/2118711437019517008happy diwali
>>158563295>homophobic slur
Bet you been shat on by a few Thai ladyboys
new ink lads
>>158563298based and same
>mum wheres uncle allan thos christms>mum think to self he in thailwnd being shat on by disgusting 59 year old ladybugs and being pedo>uncle al died sweetheatfucking putrid. end your life you miserable sack of shit
>>158563324Looking good mate
>From Monday, November 16, all users will need to log in with a free AFL ID to access the news, video, highlights and stats in the AFL Live App.
>>158563361welp, time to remove that app
I'm gonna get really into christmas this year, my house is gonna be a spectacle
>>158563369CrispLight up the night and turn your street into a frenzy that will attract everyone and find the love of your life, get on A Current Affair, etc.Go all out, atta boy!
>>158563368sarrr pls no i spent one hour coding it with claude
Do you guys like the new Aldi 'Bird is the Word' Christmas ad?
finna go play with my lego gn
I think it's time to give sounding a trySounding or estimA new frontier to explore
>>158563377watcha building fella?
>>158563306that's an african
the indian just posted lads
the nonce is bullying me lads
>>158563389How do people shove shit down their peehole? Never tried but it does not seem like a wide passage. I feel like it would be extremely painful.
>>158563396You're a big guy
>>158563013Pretty sad, I used /fit/ almost exclusively for a year or two
>>1585633984U
>>158563396You’re a big guy
i wonder how long that will stay up for
You blokes wanna discuss anything in particular?
>>158563415was thinking football ay
>>158563415Yeah haven’t heard what yous had for dinner yet
>>158563389why doesn't mine look like that
>>158563415What are the best afl goals of all time? I might post a top 10
>>158563417Which players do you think will be first time all Australians next year?>>158563421Rice, meat, potatoes and a lemonade for me.
>>158563415can we talk about gay sex and the pleasure of being cummed inside
>>158563424Bonts one against the dees many years back is one of my favs
>>158563427Idk, doesn't feel in line with /alf/ ethos
>>158563429I always thought that one was overrated and Matt White's goal, which won the GOTY instead, is one of if not the best kicked
>>158563425no idea, was hoping youse would spoonfeed me info about the draft
>>158563436https://www.afl.com.au/video/28697/goty-finalists-2014?videoId=28697&modal=true&type=video&publishFrom=1412110800001Here they are together, I still like Bont's better, just looks so much cooler and in a pivotal moment of the game.
>>158563439all i know is that i think my iggs are gonna draft the wa boy because we've drafted too many v*cs lately
>>158563119Landlords who have owned for decades are laughing
>>158563130I have enough hate to despise both you brown subhuman
>>158563368unironically this
>>158563415architecture
>>158563450You're not one of those "brutalism" fellas are ya?
>>158563425connor o'sullivan
>>158563135>hurr durr all landlords have mortgagesThe ones with mortgages are invariably your fellow millennials, fuckwit. Total boomer victory.
already eyeing off tomorrows coffee
>>158563456crisp my bumhole
new>>158563460>>158563460>>158563460
>>158563451no mate
>>158563444hope not
>>158560250will you shut the fuck up already
>>158559184i have to go outside to do my arvo westfield run champ