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aka Breaking news edition
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>>158551687
Bucks sisters...
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>>158551687
Wow, the thing we all expected to happen happened.
Bad luck, Buck.
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>>158551687
Why is he bald?
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>>158551687
who?
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>>158551711
Genetics.
Who was the last bald AFL premiership coach? Balding would probably be Longmire but I can't remember a bald one winning one.
Guess until Fagan nobody that had never played AFL had won one though so bald premiership coach is the next unconquered frontier.
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>>158551715
Played 200+ games for Dees when they were shit and has been an assistant coach at both Hawthorn and Brisbane when they did their recent threepeats. Turned down the opportunity to be a candidate in a few selection processes for new coaches recently so probably liked his chances of getting the Brisbane job when Fagan retired.
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If you were born deaf how would you articulate your thoughts in your mind?
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>>158551755
huh?
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Rude cunt
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What is Australian culture? Does it even exist?
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>>158551784
Why is his fanny blurred out?
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>>158551780
Watch the Castle.
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>>158551755
you know inner monologue is the lowest form of thought
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>>158551791
Not what I asked.
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>>158551780
Watch snowtown
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>>158551791
Since when? The moment you realised you never had one?
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morn plappie x
https://x.com/greghunkins/status/2119641962026344853
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I’m a massive gay cunt and I take it up the arse and I take loads of cum up the arse and occasionally in the mouth and down the throat and on the face whenever I suck a cock and I like the balls and throat the cock and lick his arse as I fondle his balls and then I lick the top of the cock and go down the shaft until I reach his hole and then I tongue his hole as I finger my arse and then I finger his arse as I tongue his balls
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>>158551815
Corr popped a stiffy reading this xo
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What's for tea, cunts?
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>>158551798
once you can start thinking geometrically with eidetic recognition then come back to me
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SebLORD hope youre well brother
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>missus saw me looking at afl when knob poster posted all those images and now thinks I'm cheating on her with a guy
Thanks /afl/
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>thinly veiled KNOBGOD request
just ask mate
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When I was in high school I was a total fat cunt and one day a few of the wogs took my shirt off and bent me down and started squeezing my tits, like I was a cow getting milked. The fucked thing is I’m even fatter now than I was then
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>>158551847
>The fucked thing is I’m even fatter now than I was then
That behaviour was intended to have the opposite effect. When people yell "fire!" do you run inside the burning building?
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>>158551847
Based Stewie Dew
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>>158551829
lgm
https://youtu.be/VSqEwcLrtDM
x
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>>158551812
gms
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When was the last time you blokes looked at porn in a physical form?
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got a cenno advance today and me cenno on top. picking up a ps5 tomorrow and gta 6
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>>158551906
>>158551924
lgm x
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>>158551924
nice mate, happy for you
hope you get smoked by a car on your way to the store
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>>158551924
Based
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>>158551927
seething wagie. thanks for paying your taxes and buying this for me, mate. i really appreciate it
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>>158551721
Goodwin was bald right or was that a buzzcut
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>>158551944
I’d kick this fat bitch for having no manners
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>>158551927
feels pretty good man. was worried I wouldnt be able to afford one then did a bit of accounting and realised I could.
probably do afterpay pay in 4 for a decent set of headphones too
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>>158551946
your day of comeuppance will come once Pauline is in power
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I could buy about ~80 PS5 and GTA6 combos with the money in my bank account right now
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>>158551987
You've earnt it mate
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>coming to /afl/ to larp as being on centrelink
In the unlikely scenario this anon is being truthful, I have nothing against this. Being on Centrelink doesn't mean one shouldn't be able to enjoy video games and other pleasures
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hope you guys dont post spoilers here, im waiting to play on pc
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>>158551988
>genuinely thinking that ON will ever be in government
LOL
O
L
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>noooo you can’t be on cenno! you have to wage slave like I heckin do!
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>>158552024
nice larp mate
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>>158552018
its legit. got a huge telly last year with a cenno advance and afterpay and a decent aircon year before that you can get an advance every 12 months and its only 38 bucks a fortnight interest free so you dont even notice it
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think i found the one this time
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>>158552029
what payment are you on? Disability support pension?
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>>158552034
just regular
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>brand
ok zoomer
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how does buckley recover from this
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>Australia’s win over Samoa on Sunday evening reached a massive 3.68 million and had an average audience of 2.05 million, making it the most watched RLWC match ever.
and it was only the semi, wonder what the final will pull this weekend
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Didn't even know it happened let alone who Samoa is, and still don't know what this so-called final is about
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>>158552069
>you don't know about a country geographically close to us
Why? That's not a criticism of Rugby, that's a demonstration of your knowledge
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whats rlwc
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>>158552049
Ive been watching it and i dont watch nrl. Its pretty sovlful and has a grass roots feel about it but they play with rheir hearts.
In saying that afl is the superior game
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mel tracina is too muscular
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>>158552072
There's New Zealand and Indonesia and a bunch of islands nobody knows about except geographical nerds or R*gby dweebs
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>a month of meaningless 80-0 games only for the final to be australia v nz
>australia wins lol
what a waste of time the only country remotely interested in league wins wow crazy!
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been away for three days what this new mick about?
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this is a fresh out of the factory mick
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dear AFLers

can Bruce do the 4peat

i need to know
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how many bald fraud coaches have there been?
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>>158552094
>>158552098
>>158552108
>>158552116
gnarly man
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Well it beats the penis posting poof but this offseason is an absolute disgrace. Think I might take a break from this place.
Time to move on. Time to grow up
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this is a false flag by the jannies to supress allegations that they only leave pictures of dicks up for hours
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>>158552171
See you later babes xx
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>>158552171
its time for au/sp/ to make a comeback
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>>158552171
/cric/ is offseason cancer
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>>158551917
Like a DVD or magazine?
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>>158551924
GTA VI is still weeks away.
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>>158552019
>spoilers
The story is going to be gay as fuck.
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everything american is shit
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>>158552195
except livvy dunne
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>>158552199
Oh so SHE gets to drink whatever at a tropical setting every day larping as a birthday girl while [i]I[/i] have to go to WORK tomorrow and provide VALUE to this nation?!
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>>158552148
Yeah, why not?
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>>158552199
>generic bottle blonde
>my (fake) hair colour is my entire personality teehee
give me a break
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>>158552222
how about i give you an uppercut instead champ
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>>158551687
CAM BROOS WIN SUM FACKEN MEET RAZE
VANCED HARE YEAH YEAH HAHAHA
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>>158551755
I know a woman who was born 'normal/able to hear, both parents deaf as are her 2 brothers. shed have a good answer. maybe i should ask her.
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yea i carnt wait to play NIGGA SIMULATOR 6
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>nathan cuckley
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>>158552244
What’s wrong with being a cuck?
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>>158552074
Which part, the part where all their players are NRL players living in Australia or the part where all their fans haven't even been outside Australia?
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>>158552223
your threats are tedious, i can only imagine how boring and unimpressive you are in real life. your mum's vagina must've turned to a husk when you exited the birth canal.
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>>158552223
no thanks

>>158552263
not me
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Handegg is so fucking gay and shit
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>>158552074
all sport is best when its played competing along national lines
the final is going to be great
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>>158552168
>tfw to intelligent too win
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>>158552171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTCiwQFBf7M
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Big breasted white women taking penises up their vagina or anus in reverse cowgirl gifs
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>>158552189
10 days
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>>158552244
How many clubs have turned him down this year? 2 officially. You could probably say 3 because I doubt he would’ve walked from the Roos process if he was confident he’d get the job.
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>>158552333
Shut up, cunt.
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>>158552244
KEKley
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>LIB 33%
>ON 20%
>LAB 18%
>GREEN 17%
who here's ready for the /BLUE WAVE/?
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>>>/pol/
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>>158552379
Liberals and Jess Wilson are just Labor 2.0.
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>Woman politician
Disgusting.
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>>158552409
this desu
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>>158552409
We need a new man in charge iykwim
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aussie politics are hard to understand
are liberals or labour the right wingers? they're both left wing names
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when the waiter says enjoy your meal and you say you too
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>hi anon how are you?
>not much
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>open door for someone
>say thank you to them
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>>158552417
think of a chicken's wing and divide by zero without adding the one
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>how each club used its top 2026 draft pick last time
dafuq?
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>>158552430
fuck you, you reminded me of when i was walking my dog a few months ago and someone was standing outside their house smoking and said to me "enjoy your walk mate" and i responded with you know what
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reminds me when that ese put dust in my weed
i smoke because it gives me knowledge
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>>158552450
The last time the dons had pick 1, tiggs had pick 2, etc.
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>>158552486
it's worded poorly. it's the last time that each team had the same number draft pick as this year
useless quota article really
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anal with abbie
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGH_8FfgJeM
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>>158552573
>samir you are breaking the plane
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>>158552437
I literally did something similar today
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>>158552437
>open door for someone behind you
>they were further away then you realised so you stand there holding the door open like a retarded doorman
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>>158552437
>>158552644
>trying to sleep
>brain out of nowhere: DO YOU REMEMBER THAT AWKWARD INTERACTION YOU HAD 5 YEARS AGO, HOW COULD YOU BE LIKE THAT YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT, GODDAMN
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Don’t make me fuck you cunts up
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Are ya hungry, me Hearties?
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>>158552496
>bathroom
there's an extremely high chance that she's done a poo in that room
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russellbrandchuds,,, owari da,,, we have to believe all women irrelevant of any real evidence...
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lol
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ill do you all soft cunts
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>>158552437
i did this one time so i could stare at her arse when she walked through
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iggs
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iggsboomer, catsperg and piesperg used to run this general
how the mighty have fallen
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the bf
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>>158555055
Time for new blood someone will fill the power vacuum.
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pootsook, banepoof, dogsperg and dosnmonke
the big four
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Good morning alf
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>>158555248
morning sunshine
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It was supposed to be me God damn it.
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>>158555248
not after seeing this >>158555338 mate
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https://youtu.be/IVyLlETLmco?si=3towj6XOpRuFgMDe
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>>158554856
crisp
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>morning roundup on fox sports news 500 said reporting on preseason starting up and already said NWM is on his way out from shit killdher
kek
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>>158555382
Welcome to Port Adelaide
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>>158555382
thanks for the four million, ross!
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>>158555382
overpaid hack
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morning vic cucks is it stab proof vest weather or not today
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wish the afl would stop shilling that mutt cody walker
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wish the afl would stop shilling those mutt dykes
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Why did dosn not trade merret the first time if they ended up doing it the second time?
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>>158555401
buzz off /pol/ faggot blowin
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>>158555761
if those 2024 draftees have another season in injury recovery that rebuild is FUCKED and tiggs won't be return to finals until well after 2030
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>>158555761
Why didn't the iggs do this when it was more desperately needed?
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>>158555761
All spuds.
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>>158555797
see>>158555790
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Need a mighty mcmuffin.
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>>158555524
Good morning, nice to see you wake up seething about us
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I wanted a wolf howling at the moon tattoo when I was 16, thank god for that age barrier
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>>158555936
be more kino than most of the tats people got/get when it became fashionable for normies
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>>158555382
He had that good game once tho
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>>158555936
>>158555963
shit thanks for reminding me need to book my next tat
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>tigs best and fairest
1st - Tim Taranto (28yo)
2nd - Jack Ross (26yo)
3rd - Nick Vlastuin (32yo)
Eq 4th - Seth Campbell (21yo) and Dion Prestia (33yo retired)
6th - Nathan Broad (33yo retired)
7th - Jayden Short (30yo)
Eq 8th - Toby Nankervis (32yo) and Ben Miller (27yo)
Eq 10th - Noah Balta (26yo) and Patrick Retschko (20yo)
LOTS of veterans from the golden era, the kids are either injured or not entrusted with the reins yet. worrisome

>dosn best and fairest
1st - Zach Merrett (30yo traded)
2nd - Sam Durham (25yo)
3rd - Archie Roberts (20yo)
4th - Nate Caddy (21yo)
5th - Peter Wright (29yo)
6th - Zach Reid (24yo)
7th - Dyson Sharp (19yo)
8th - Sullivan Robey (18yo)
9th - Jaxon Prior (25yo)
10th - Jacob Farrow (18yo)
definite focus on the kids here, multiple 1st and 2nd year players along with blokes you'd expect to lead the team in 5-6 years when they should be firing again. they should be fine

>iggs best and fairest
1st - Harley Reid (21yo)
2nd - Jake Waterman (28yo)
3rd - Tim Kelly (31yo)
4th - Milan Murdock (26yo)
5th - Brady Hough (23yo)
6th - Tom McCarthy (26yo)
7th - Willem Duursma (18yo)
8th - Elliot Yeo (32yo)
9th - Reuben Ginbey (21yo)
10th - Liam Baker (28yo)
an interesting mix with some alarm bells. you'd expect harley, duurma and ginbey up there but blokes like murdock and mccarthy as mature age rookies finishing so high up really indicates the chasm of quality, prime age players in that team. really does show that it if they do rise, it will be off the back of reid, ginbey and duursma
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>>158556209
I wouldn't be that worried I'd be more worried if I'm a aints, geelong, norf fan.
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>>158556209

dons = iggs >>>> tiggs
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>>158556280
Ah yeah im sure geelong fans will be really worried about finishing top 8 again and probably making a prelim.
>Geelong will fall off again any day now says 4chan anon for the 10th year in a row
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>>158556497
GOTTEM

to easy
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>>158551732
wait that's bruce from melbourne? where did his hair go?
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>>158551944
this is me rn in my bed
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$900 to renew car rego is brutal, this country never fails to find ways of fucking their citizens in the arse
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>>158556497
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>>158552035
larp, you need to prove you are seeking employment for regular or they cut you off
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>>158556589
saw a car out yesty with its own, homemade "private" plate and had a chuckle
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just tape something over your plate that shows youre a sovereign citizen
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Did you blokes rate Andrew Welsh as an AFL footballer?
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>>158556613
I have unusual circumstances
A job search provider worker asked me for my password and login for a course I was doing to help another doley who was struggling with a course (business cert iii lol)
she asked me by email and over the last few years she was promoted to manager
I was mowing lawns for cash for a while and told them and said im not going to do it if I get into trouble with cenno and I recorded the conversation with them.
They said theyd look after it all, just keep going and mowing lawns.
When the end of year comes they get bonuses for people in employment and had fudged the numbers so it appeared I was working, when I confronted them about it they basically said thats your problem so I played the recording. They freaked and said well look after it.
Combined with the email I have saved of the manager asking for my login details for a course (illegal af) they dont even call me for appointments and havent for years.
work smarter, not harder brother..also just picked up me ps5 and headest and got another controller for backup lol
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lying on the internet
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>>158556919
>publicly admitting to blackmail and fraud
definitely a larp
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>>158556960
im not blackmailing anyone, all I have is the truth
its the provider not passing on the information to centrelink because they are at fault that is the cherry on top
why are you and the other fella upset about it, if youre not a complete retard its easy to stay on it
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>>158556992
You also said you're working for cash, unless you declare that income that is tax evasion.
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>>158557002
dont do that anymore, full time doley :D
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>>158557013
more like full time larper
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>You also said you're working for cash, unless you declare that income that is tax evasion.
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>>158557016
why would I larp about something as dumb as that. its not some special thing. jsps have hundreds of thousands of dollars meant for unemployed to help with rego, uniforms, shoes etc to find work. they never give it out and use fuel cards themselves and vouchers. Ive seen cenno workers doing cash work at restaurants around here at night.
Everyones ripping the system, pollies flying around on the tax dollar, refugees given cars and housing before aussies..if youre not leveraging the system to your advantage you are a retard.
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>>158557048
"Everyone is doing it", is not an excuse nor justification for behaviour, because inevitably everyone uses that same excuse.

"Everyone else is dumping garbage into the river, so why shouldn't I"? "Everyone else is running red lights, why shouldn't I"? Your behaviour is contributing to the greater issue, no different than dumping garbage, whilst not the entirety of garbage, still contributes to the overall issue.
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>>158557092
dont get the shits because youre too scared to do what every other cunts doing. Go cry to the pollies taking a personal flight worth more than I make in 2 years or the sudo blow ins getting a house and cars while locals are homeless you insufferable faggot
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shut the FUCK up and talk about footy, cool cars and/or hot sexy women
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night people are extremely respectful of morning peoples sleep schedules and act accordingly, meanwhile those who get up early are massive fucking cunts with no respect for others
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>>158557129
Fuck cars
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>>158557129
Can I talk about my 80series with a 3 inch lift and 35s
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>>158557131
introverts are extremely respectful of extroverts communication patterns and act accordingly, meanwhile those who are irrepressibly social are massive fucking cunts with no respect for others
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>>158557118
I'm not "scared", I have actual morals and don't make excuses for immoral and unethical behaviour
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>>158557166
Not him but rorting the system is morally neutral
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>>158557166
you should be at work right now bludger
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>>158557141
i'd rather not hear about your pathetically fragile sense of masculinity champ
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>>158557131
SOOO fucking true

>tiptoe around the house when I used to live with my parents
>they knew i worked late and would sometimes get hone after midnight from work
>meanwhile if it was a Saturday morning dadza is up at the crack of dawn still mowing the lawns or cleaning the house
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>>158557159
anon goes BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>158557166
>t.scared
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Why are you blokes always so combative?
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About to do some boxing lads. Do 10 rounds every day. Working on the bivol hook today
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>>158557296
I did 10 rounds with your mum last night
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>>158557435
fuckin what cunt
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boxingsperg finna knock mickspergs block off
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quantas is cutting 800 jobs in australia
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Still waiting on the yt/streamer board
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>>158557928
oh no
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Possibly call it /ic/ - internet content
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>>158557928
>moving them to india
why dont we just move the workers to Australia
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How to I contact the mods/website owner to give them my idea
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>>158557933
who do you watch?
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>>158558006
they have a feedback form at fbi.gov/tips iykwim haha
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>>158558009
Been watching heaps of core lately, the group that broke off after faze clan disbanded, pretty much hyper normie zoomer wigger slop but they’re really funny desu
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>>158558109
that is very normie zoomer slop. are you the required 30 years old to be posting here?
I watch moonmoon and northernlion
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>>158558159
Yes im 30 but i don’t watch streams just the highlights reuploads and their main channel yt vids, dont know how anyone has time to watch streams
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Like the food reviewer general would be kino to post in
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>>158558109
>>158558159
What on earth are you on about?
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Quiche for lunch
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>>158558428
>consuming dairy
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might do a valheim run
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>>158558836
I did a run a month ago and it was fun until the plains. games just too much of a grind when playing solo
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might not do a valheim run
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>>158557250
it's a doggy dog world
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more like troonheim
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something MUST be done about the adhd PANDEMIC
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Are you blokes looking forward to the AFLW semi finals this weekend?
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>>158558959
fake because he doesn't actually go outside
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>>158559138
I have autism and I bought a rocking chair
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>>158551687
fagan the traitor went to carlton instantly kek
>>158551971
buzz yeah
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explain to me why being a gamer nerd shut in is worse than being a normal sex haver who goes out to bars and clubs every weekend
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>>158559138
great so now they can annoy other people too with constant rocking and noise
>>158558922
i never ended up playing it, forgot it existed desu
might try it if it goes on sale
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>>158559138
It's not real. It's just a fucked dopamine receptor, unhealthy diet, and shitty parenting.
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>>158558922
Just turn the resource rate to 2x
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>just cheat
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>>158559230
Having friends and socialising is a healthy habit
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>>158559287
not my friends lol
they're 30 years old who still drink, gamble do dr gs and so on
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>>158559287
>transactional objectified people used for selfish gain and then discarded immediately
>friends
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>>158557141
yes mate post a piccy
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>>158556919
I kneel... doleGOD
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>>158559138
>Something must be done
Stop incentivizing doctors to diagnose imaginary conditions and prescribe kids drugs.
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>>158559513
cool it
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>>158559245
*rocks in your path*
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everyone misunderstands what adhd actually is, they think it's qualitative
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>>158559561
Shut up, cunt.
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>>158559580
or what
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>>158559589
You’ll continue to make a fool of yourself.
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>>158559561
In children, it fundamentally all boils down to shit parenting
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>>158557159
Uncle Ted called these oversocialised drones out continuously
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>>158559331
I wish I had friends who did this. Mine have always been shut in nerds.

I've always been too chad for the nerds and too nerdy for the chads. So lost in the middle. So just had to settle for being the cool one of the nerds.
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I don't have any friends
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>>158559561
I think its performative
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>>158559483
cheers brother
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>>158559615
im correct thoughbeit
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>>158559815
this is the way
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labor gov wants to regulate open source ai models now
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>>158559893
Good
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>>158559956
ok commie
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dolegod got any aspirations of owning a home or having a family someday?
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>>158559893
and how will they be able to regulate what's on your computer? (hint it's impossible)

as usual you should take what pollies say with a grain of salt, they
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*downloads open source ai model with a vpn*
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>>158560036
don't know how shit works and will just spout out random shit to see what sticks but someone will pull them aside and explain why it doesn't work if it goes anywhere
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don't care, people only use local ai for gooning and nude fakes anyway
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For real I have been on the lookout for a good high backed rocking chair for years now.
Does this mean I need vyvans
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>>158557515
>>158560148
kek
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>>158560206
wouldn't be an issue if australian women weren't so unbelievably shit
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Shut up your stupid nigher cvnt
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i became /rockingchairpilled/ when we bought to use with my child and now it is not infrequently that i use it for my own pleasure
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>try to look up afl news
>go to afl site
>it's all about aflw
>despite aflw having its own site
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ADHD is just -30 years developmental handicap
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>>158559893
this is chud spin
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i don't want to wage slave anymore
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>>158560243
>why can't women be like the children in my animayz?
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>>158560525
this
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>>158560708
i don't watch that nonce shit
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>>158560525
i've got one of them ikea poang chairs in my study, i wank in it sometimes
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I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins
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>>158560811
Not really a rocking chair is it, just a bouncing chair
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>>158561057
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
I
S
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All China had to do to generate efficient spies was train some women to not be complete cunts.
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>>158561177
that would take like 5 generations at the least bro to breed select for those genetic traits
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I am legit scared of women
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Haha so true bra fuckin few schooys ay cunt get on the bag haha few nose beers eh mate. yewww up the boizzz!
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I'm moving to Thailand. Had quite enough of this self-destructive shithole.
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which is worse: basketball or handegg?
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I'm moving to China
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tom mitchell is a fucking flog cunt
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abbey holmes is a deadset ripper bloke
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why is america so protective of their chips? preventing the sale of them to china in the first place which led to this honeypot to get a few billions worth sent to china? would it not be beneficial for the yanks if chinas AI ecosystem is run on american chips? if china could reverse engineer american chips they would have done so already, but they cant so are willing to pay big for chips. i just don't get the big deal about this
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Moving to Paraguay.
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>>158561289
Handegg by far. basketball is at least a sport, handegg is literally an ad
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>>158561420
compute is military power
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>>158561420
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>>158561449
damn does it hurt being this dumb?
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>>158561496
not him but yes
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>ADHD isn't real because....well it just isn't, ok
Didn't realise /afl/ had so many doctors
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>>158561514
It sounds like you need a Reality Check mate
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has school finished jaydin is in the chat?
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Confirmed that the Australian and NZ versions of GTA 6 have some cut content compared to other versions of the game confirmed by people analysing the files in the playstation pre downloads
Oh no no no no no no
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shrimply am immune to gta6 marketing and promotions
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couldn't give a poofter's arse about your yank shit mate
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>>158561558
was at EB earlier and i saw they were selling that hellraiser game which is r18 with what i assume is sadomasochistic sex and gore, what are they possibly cutting from GTA that they didnt cut with hellraiser or scorn
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>>158561628
think there was a full on dominatrix scene
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Hope i can lick cum suck Lucy feet in gta
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yeah sexy 60fps feet
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>>158561062
they've got rocking ones too
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>>158561678
it's 20fps
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mines 11.43 fps iykwim haha
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>>158561420
imagine you are great britain on the cusp of the industrial revolution and coal is the crucial resource that fuels that whole thing and only the best coal is found in britain. Would you sell the special coal to france so it can power their own industrial revolution and erase your tech and economic advantage?
>>
CAM BRUCE HAS GONE MAD
CAM BRUCE HAS GONE MAD
CAM
BRUCE
HAS
GONE
COMPLETLEY
MAD
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>>158561581
after the leaks exposed how rudimentary the gameplay looked I am not really that excited for it
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i look forward to its strict linear play of 6 hours of shitty cgi film and 45 minute of actual playtime without any replay value whatsoever
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>>158561420
Single point of failure. If you can own a rivals chip there's no need to devote as many resources to surveillance or cracking systems. Chips are down stream of the metals needed though that's why PMC's are getting shot up in the Congo "protecting" these mines.
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ai going to reverse engineer it and then recomp it into an exe that is playable on pc
can't wait
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>>158560555
This shits me to no end too. Forcing this daycare league down everyone's throats
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>taylor walker released an autobiography
i refuse to believe for one second that he wrote any of it, simply didn't happen
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Just had Wharfie Time lads.
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>>158561628
Violence is allowed but over the top sex stuff is not really allowed and drug references aren't really allowed.

Australia is responsible for the hot coffee part of San Andreas being pulled from the game. And forcing fallout to take out any reference to morphine
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Fuck this gay country and its puritanical bullshit
>>
going to dedicate around 30-50k toward looksmaxxing
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>>158562032
what does that get you
>>
i typed "i love black pussy guy video" in google just then forgetting there are people behind me, closed it as soon as i realized.. no one has said anything yet
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>>158562027
We simply have very strict laws which prohibit the depiction of any sort of sexual violence.
A notable example is that south Park video game
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>>158562047
I saw you do that, and we're all going to talk about you when you leave
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my straffometer might need a recalibration
>>
Just remembered I wrote down some mick's I was supposed to be posting.
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You keep notes of all your mick's right? Like when you think of a new mick you write it down?

I know some of you don't get epiphanies like that though because you lack the divine spark.
>>
talking to himself again award
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my 'micks are fairly simple and for everyone to use as they wish (so long as they don't corrupt them)
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I dont write down my micks
I've forgotten more elite micks than youve ever come up
>>
i used to be a mickengineer but then i took an arrow to the knee
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weird some of the first buildings in newly established cities in the new world looked like palaces made of hardened stone and marble
were tradies legit just wayy better back then?
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we forgot how to do that
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just like we just randomly forgot how to build a moon rocket and lander :^)
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never happened mate, the moon doesn't real
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never went to the moon, it's just gay cold war propaganda
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>>158562356
so what was the purpose of convincing boomers nasa went to the moon?
>>
Unpopular opinion but /afl/ should stop its generals until February as its just garbage posts
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>>158562369
cold war propaganda, confidence in the state to ensure people keep consooooming
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>>158562371
alf is eternal
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>>158557023
kek that guy was definitely quadruple-vaxxed and enforcing mask wearing during 'vid
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>>158562369
nta, they did go to the moon, but the whole purpose was to show off/dick wave rocket/missile technology to the russians but domestically it was a billed as a leap in scientific endeavors
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>>158562392
>they did go to the moon
This is simply not true
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>>158562397
yeah its so fake that to this day russians have not said a word against despite being the only power at the time capable of verifying its veracity
>>
Footy?
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>>158562415
It would have been political and diplomatic suicide for the Russians to immediately cry 'Fake!' like petty petulant bitter children, especially when they were floating the idea of working WITH America in space science endeavours

>>158562418
What would you like to discuss champion?
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lol
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>>158562424
what the fuck are you talking about? they were in the midst of the cold war, all political and diplomatic channels were already up in smoke with both sides consolidating power around their spheres of influence with state craft, spies and the lot. the soviet union was THE ONLY power at the time who had even comparable space technologies and capabilities, they knew what was up and that the yanks dabbed hard on them
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>>158562418
Be the change you wish to see.
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it's unreal how shit modern houses are
so fucking bland and soulless
I would rather live in a run down soulful dump over a modern townhouse
tradies no longer know how to make nice looking things anymore
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>>158562464
There were diplomatic efforts to have scientists work together in completely non-political contexts for the sake of pure humanist science, for the Russians to sperg out and then try to prove it without sounding like nutcases would ruin the entire idea (which didn't pan out anyway for other reasons). The Russians knew it was fake, it would have just made them look like conspiratorial nutcases and commit political/diplomatic suicide trying to prove something against people apparently saw with their own eyes
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oh now i see why you're not making any sense, you're using AI to form your responses.
>conspiratorial nutcases
that was not a thing back in those days, that was not a dirty word like it is nowadays. so you're saying that all the work russia and america had done together with space science including the forming of the ISS was with the understanding that america lied about the moon landings to humiliate russia during the space race. yeah, you have no fucking idea what you're talking about
>>
I enjoy watching pornography if we're being completely honest with each other.
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didn't russia confirm what the american's did?
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for me its wmbw
>>
Sam Mitchell, the forward-thinking modern man of the AFL
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no friends cuck sammy they call him
>>
crazy how hawthorn's such a big team but have no fans here
>>
I desperately wish to see Sam Mitchell end up the coach of a moderately successful team that never finishes beyond the prelims, similar to the Bulldogs of the late 2000s-early 10s.
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>>158562487
ignorant and worthless opinion.
there has been a movement to traditional design elements that is at least 5 years old. i'm seeing gables, fretwork, arches, real stone cladding and stuff that was almost unknown on new builds for at least the prior decade. this change is happening at the volume build level. tradies can do the stuff and they will if people specify it. bottom of thr barrel, entry level housing still looks disgusting but it always has in any era.
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why do you blokes bother engaging with this glowie blowie who just reports your posts for off-topic when you argue with him? i learned the hard way that this softcock is a reportsperg
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swansook having a moment
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>>158562633
theyre too busy in their private school boy group chats talking about getting bags and trading shitcoins
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im not a hawks fan but i like hawthorn because they generate seethe
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>>158562673
They're seethers. Look at how they were seething when Brisbane beat them in the prelim. Throwing bottles at kids and chucking shit on the ground.
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>>158562673
The only seethe they generate these days is internal. They're always crying about something now.
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>>158562682
not a hawks fan but that was funny shit
reckon pic related was photo of the year
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You'll be crying when Hawthorn dominate next year
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>>158562654
hope you enjoy lurking champ
>>
None of you spineless cunts would have the balls to say any of the shit you post here to my face, my wife's face, or my wife's lover's face.
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>>158562487
Open floor plans are kino though
>>
Reckon the misso has an insanely high body count
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>>158562815
Yeah, same.
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>>158562815
Whys that an issue?
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>But look at the body language.
>To the far left there, there’s a player on his haunches.
>Just to his right, a player laying on his back.
>Below us here, four players on their hands and knees and another player below on his back.

>“That is serious mental weakness. There’s no leadership there, thank God they got Jack Viney to stamp out some of this crap."
>I could not be more passionate about this
>Tom Mitchell
uh iggs bros our response?
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>Whys that an issue?
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>James Gunn sacked from DC because he offended Israel
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>>158562823
Fucken weak cunts
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>>158562802
nah
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>>158562839
Yes
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>>158562356
why did the soviet union never call them out then?
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reggin
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>>158562845
your mum
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>>158562823
>Tom Mitchell
Tom still dirty the iggs chose graham over him and effectively ended his career.
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>>158562823
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>>158562823
>Tom Mitchell
Legitimately hate this cunt. Worst Brownlow winner ever
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I’m shitting through the eye of a needle
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>he sits in /afl/ all day
>he complains about every good post calling them "off topic"
>he does it for free
>he doesn't even have janitor powers or any position of note
>he reports to the janitors and licks their boot doing their work for them
>he gets paid a quarter of a janny salary as compensation
>he does it for free
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i went to the moons cunt and cum in it (your mums dirty cunt)
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don't be unemployed
be unemployable instead
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>>158562815
Mine doesn't. I'm her 4th ever which I believe. All 3 were previous boyfriends too. And knowing what a prude she is i believe that. My body count is probably in the 30s though ive not really kept count and lowballed a figure to her when she pressed me on the issue. I said more than 20 which disgusted her a bit.
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>>158562884
Based Michael Voss
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Oh no no NEET bros you cant enjoy the full experience that the rest of the world will get.
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>>158562900
nanny state
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>>158562900
just delete the file, or better yet just pirate the game like a actual NEET would do
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>>158562875
I’m shifting my fist through your eye, Needledick.
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>>158562815
mine says she doesn't but i don't believe her with her nice rack, cant see how any man would resist busting a load on them
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>be me
>athletic
>14% body fat
>72kg
>my entire workout is purely calisthenics
>strong as fuck
>fat cunts at work super jealous
>NOOOOOO YOU CANT BE RIPPED AND STRONG, IM HEAVIER THAN YOU
>outwork them effortlessly all day because of how fit I am
>they all talk about slaving away in the gym and you can barely tell they even go
>I do my entire workout at home in the backyard
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>>158562917
The government considers video games to be for children hence why we censor them so heavily.
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>>158562945
And they’re not wrong
>>
If you just post NSFW content please post sexy naked ladies. It’s not hard, you know that’s what everyone wants.
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>>158562944
>blurred
coward
>>
why and how was michael voss so bad at coaching
>>
Why are those dogs on the coffee machine ad so mean to Brad Pitt?
>>
>>158562965
Different skill sets innit?
>>
You can’t call yourself a man if you get ‘hyped’ for modern video game releases
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>>158562945
the game is literally 18+
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>>158562682
>>158562691
case in point: hawks causing seethe
that being said sam mitchell is a softcock and sicily is a bitch who gives people shit but can't take it. ginnivan is based as fuck though.
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im 19, at what age am i supposed to give up vidya and become a man
>>
Why no disc?
>>
Ate a banana and it game me a sore tummy, same thing happened last week when I ate a banana and I started farting and pooing a lot
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>>158562982
being a man means starting a family
if you're not going to do that then just stick to games
>>
>>158562951
trvkie that many here cannot handle
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>>158562933
Have one for me will ya mate, your mother and I are so proud of you, hooroo !!
>>
Gorillas are fucking crazy. Imagine being some tribal African cunt and running into of these things for the first time. Like something out of a fantasy story
>>
>>158562980
>case in point: hawks causing seethe
But those posts were referencing different situations in which the Dawks were seething.
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>>158562982
24
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>>158562987
i made a banana, orange and watermelon non dairy fruit smoothie the other day, shit was nice
>>
>>158562996
why are you trying to bait racist replies
>>
>>158562802
This is simply not true
>>
>>158562996
>My cousin.
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>>158563005
too late
>>
/fit/ is a completely dead board kek, good riddance
>>
unfit
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>>158563013
Been dead for ages.
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>>158562487
tradies don't design mate.
buildings went to shit not long after architecture became a profession and not just something created by the master craftsman.
niggas with phds putting slightly offset boxes on top of each other thinking they're profound.
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>>158563019
>Been
beans means heinz
*farts*
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>>158562982
how the fuck do zoomers still exist on this site, go play on fucking twitter or whatever nu-website you zoomers use, this site is for 38+
>>
>>158562979
Even so the government assumes children will play it hence the censorship
>>
not long from now the new net will be built only for ai agents and it won't be readable to everyday people
it will look like the Matrix interface where you wouldn't even be able to understand what you're looking
>>
I think normalchads still use snapchat and instagram dont they?
And gamers use discord
>>
Is facebook messenger still a thing?
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>>158563040
crazy australia is the only place on earth with ZERO attractive natives
abos not human mayhaps
>>
when do the privileges of being a white male start to develop?
asking for a mate
>>
>>158563076
Have you ever been raped? Ever been followed by the police? Ever sexually harassed in the street? Ever told you’re not suitable for a job due to the colour of your skin?
>>
future generations are going to hate us
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>>158563084
Probably
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>>158563082
most browns haven't either
>>
>>158563074
as if we care what you think about attractiveness you gay nonce kek
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>>158563084
Too right.
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>house prices down
>rents up
eat shit rentoid commies
>>
moved on from her found a new her
this is the real deal this time
>>
We can’t we give socialism a try? if it doesn’t work we can deport all the browns and the gays
>>
ok what uber pajeets do I get dubs decide
>>
>>158563100
these conditions are unironically making it easier for me to buy a first investment property that will be cash flow positive
>>
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>>158563100
Seems like everyone is getting fucked.
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>having sex with men is… LE GAY
>>
>>158563121
Well, yeah.
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>>158563093
that you abobro
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>and then we told the working class to direct their hate towards immigrants and not big multinational corporations making record profit and they bought it!
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>>158563107
but socialisms at its core attracts browns like flies are attracted to shit
it will never remain white after a few years in practice
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>>158563100
>my asset is worth less while the monthly payments for the mortgage I have committed to for decades have increased
>take that rentoids!
>>
Relishing the fetid stench emanating from my putrid farts tonight :)
>>
https://github.com/OffGridPete/Fieldwatch
>>
buckley to replace lyon in round 12
>>
wish my penis was girt by a warm, moist vagina
>>
I use Facebook messenger and Snapchat almost daily
Snapchat for the hoes, and my family chat is on fb
>>
>>158563148
He’d have to be at the club to do that.
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>>158563153
do girls really just send naughty pics unsolicited on snapchat?
>>
>>158563148
Buckley will coach Richmond
>>
>>158563153
Thank God you told us this.
>>
absolutely pissing down
>>
fagan could have driven off into the sunset as a legend
instead he will ruin his legacy with that putrid excuse of a football club
>>
Misso has been ignoring me all day. Not even sure what I did wrong
>>
>>158563111
thai food
pad grapao
green beef curry
rice
roti
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>>158563184
very sharp poit
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>>158563153
>family chat
kek that's gay af
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>>158563188
>>158563189
what have you done those dubs were for me
>>
>>158563184
He’s virtually doing a background job. Even if Carlton continue to be Carlton his legacy will be fine.
>>
>>158563192
some people like their family
>>
my family chat is on a secure isolated air gapped server running on code hand built by my family over generations of work
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>>158563194
>…ANYWAY… it wasn’t until I started tracking my calories did I finally start to gain muscle
>>
>>158563111
Fried chicken bix nood
>>
>>158563203
beyond crisp
>>
>>158563124
nothing gay about enjoying your best mates cock occasionally
>>
>>158563203
>likely accessed on microsoft spyware or government controlled android/ios device
kek
>>
anti-immigration used to be a left wing position
>>
Left wing, right wing, at the end of the day a plane needs both
>>
>>158563037
i was on the sharty for years, decided to give 4chan a go
>>
>>158563223
They had to seduce moderates before going mask off.
>>
>>158563223
and so was slavery
>>
>>158563236
>he thinks the democrats and the republicans of the 1800s were left wing and right wing
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>>158563236
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>>158555761
Look they're wrapping their arms around the poor fella
>>
>>158563192
I like my family
>>
>>158563163
they dont send them on any other platform
>>
just lost my job at Qantas
>>
Just got a job at qantas
>>
>>158563258
Who will serve passengers their coffee now?
>>
Cheap Seats season final on tonight
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look what you cunts have done
>>
just had the needful done on me i am safe to fly
>>
>>158563275
>the only migrants that get sent back are white and attractive or useful
Really makes you think.
>>
Anyone have OCD?
>>
>>158563281
i used to have hocd
>>
If you were raped by a bunch of blokesand they gave you choice would you rather have ass fucked or suck them all off
>>
>>158563286
prob suck em off
>>
>>158563286
Can I get put on the spit to make the process faster?
>>
>>158563291
kek faggot
>>
>>158563286
Definitely the latter, never been into anal and I fucking love sucking cock
>>
>>158563298
onya darce
>>
>>158563295
rather that than be some poof thats had a cock up the ass
>>
https://x.com/basedb88/status/2118711437019517008
happy diwali
>>
>>158563295
>homophobic slur
>>
Bet you been shat on by a few Thai ladyboys
>>
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new ink lads
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>>158563298
based and same
>>
>mum wheres uncle allan thos christms
>mum think to self he in thailwnd being shat on by disgusting 59 year old ladybugs and being pedo
>uncle al died sweetheat

fucking putrid. end your life you miserable sack of shit
>>
>>158563324
Looking good mate
>>
>From Monday, November 16, all users will need to log in with a free AFL ID to access the news, video, highlights and stats in the AFL Live App.
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>>158563361
welp, time to remove that app
>>
I'm gonna get really into christmas this year, my house is gonna be a spectacle
>>
>>158563369
Crisp
Light up the night and turn your street into a frenzy that will attract everyone and find the love of your life, get on A Current Affair, etc.
Go all out, atta boy!
>>
>>158563368
sarrr pls no i spent one hour coding it with claude
>>
Do you guys like the new Aldi 'Bird is the Word' Christmas ad?
>>
finna go play with my lego
gn
>>
I think it's time to give sounding a try
Sounding or estim
A new frontier to explore
>>
>>158563377
watcha building fella?
>>
>>158563306
that's an african
>>
the indian just posted lads
>>
the nonce is bullying me lads
>>
>>158563389
How do people shove shit down their peehole? Never tried but it does not seem like a wide passage. I feel like it would be extremely painful.
>>
>>158563396
You're a big guy
>>
>>158563013
Pretty sad, I used /fit/ almost exclusively for a year or two
>>
>>158563398
4U
>>
>>158563396
You’re a big guy
>>
i wonder how long that will stay up for
>>
You blokes wanna discuss anything in particular?
>>
>>158563415
was thinking football ay
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>>158563415
Yeah haven’t heard what yous had for dinner yet
>>
>>158563389
why doesn't mine look like that
>>
>>158563415
What are the best afl goals of all time? I might post a top 10
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>>158563417
Which players do you think will be first time all Australians next year?

>>158563421
Rice, meat, potatoes and a lemonade for me.
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>>158563415
can we talk about gay sex and the pleasure of being cummed inside
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>>158563424
Bonts one against the dees many years back is one of my favs
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>>158563427
Idk, doesn't feel in line with /alf/ ethos
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>>158563429
I always thought that one was overrated and Matt White's goal, which won the GOTY instead, is one of if not the best kicked
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>>158563425
no idea, was hoping youse would spoonfeed me info about the draft
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>>158563436
https://www.afl.com.au/video/28697/goty-finalists-2014?videoId=28697&modal=true&type=video&publishFrom=1412110800001

Here they are together, I still like Bont's better, just looks so much cooler and in a pivotal moment of the game.
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>>158563439
all i know is that i think my iggs are gonna draft the wa boy because we've drafted too many v*cs lately
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>>158563119
Landlords who have owned for decades are laughing
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>>158563130
I have enough hate to despise both you brown subhuman
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>>158563368
unironically this
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>>158563415
architecture
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>>158563450
You're not one of those "brutalism" fellas are ya?
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>>158563425
connor o'sullivan
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>>158563135
>hurr durr all landlords have mortgages
The ones with mortgages are invariably your fellow millennials, fuckwit. Total boomer victory.
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already eyeing off tomorrows coffee
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>>158563456
crisp my bumhole
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new

>>158563460
>>158563460
>>158563460
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>>158563451
no mate
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>>158563444
hope not
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>>158560250
will you shut the fuck up already
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>>158559184
i have to go outside to do my arvo westfield run champ



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