a graceful sport
>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dprevious >>158524358
sumu :)
Uma certified tournament
*slaps mawashi*
do you think you'd get in trouble for dousing the gyoji during warm ups?
>>158552160*with salt
>>158552163he could be possessed dobeit
>>158552005There are umas named after rikishi and then there are rikishi named after umas
>Onosato you keep losing to Yoshinofuji, you must improve.>What do I do Nishonoseki-sensei? I've tried everything...>I know what you must do my son... To go forward you must go back. Watch his fights and learn. Become him. Embody his spirit.
>>158552230>this is the 10% of power Fujiryoga I'm up against. I must use my final technique
Hey everyone, I hope you've all been well. Was Daieisho staring down Hakunofuji after pushing him off the dohyo on day 1 or just making sure everyone was okay?
>>158552418Actually, after rewatching it I think he was just making sure Hakunofuji was okay.
Threads are slower but nicer this basho
>>158551724>Daieisho used to be called DaishoeiSupersition. 'Ei' at the end said to lead to injury. He got hurt, so he changed it.
>>158552995Is day 2 highlights up on NHK yet? I'm getting over being sick and just want to go back to my battlestation in front of my TV under my blanket and watch.
Was watching today's matches on Natto's and my GF mentioned that one of the wrestlers looks like an anglerfish with the chonmage being the start of the appendage that ends up on their baitAny guess on which wrestler she meant? i literally cant not see it now, dude has the head of an anglerfish
I keep forgetting to pay attention to Kotozakura's bouts. Like my mind just completely forgets he exists.
>dan uchimuso>sato pulling>horse judo (attempt)
>>158553199BTFO day 1, but did well day 2.
>>158553265>Touches knee>Your opponent just falls downIncredible
Fujinokawa should have changed his mawashi colour to purple, to represent the purple patch he just went through and will never again manage to surpass
I really thought Onosato was gonna lose when he locked in his "run away from opponent in fear" technique but somehow he managed to pull a W out the bag
>>158553190Surely Daieisho. I think of him more as some kind of infernal pig demon, he reminds me of the pinkies from Doom.
Daieisho a bull.
>>158551980Ura casually wearing full double leg casts on his knees
>>158553190>>158553617Fujiryoga, the shape of his head with the protruded chin and the weird ass forehead
>>158553681Him and Kazuma have got that based troglodyte look for sure
>>158553430TOTAL MONGOL DOMINATION
>>158553430The golden hoard is invading
>middy's channel dead>sumo threads deadI'm nooooticing
>>158554566Sometimes the chaff filters itself from the wheat.
>>158553690In my mind all those old images of that one giant soldier on the battlefield wearing huge armour and swinging a giant spiked mace around are based on people like Kazuma and Fujiryoga.
>>158554826Insane how much he recovered from that compartment syndrome, people were saying that even a January comeback is unlikely.
>>158553455tickles
>>158554826Holy shit he made Nabatame look like a toddler. Turns out if you just keep in close people like him can't thrust at you and you win.
>>158554566What happened to midnightsumo? He was getting 4k-5k viewers with streaming the Basho last time. How did the channel die (again) this time?
>>158555084ABEMA said total streamer death
>>158555084Inside the JSA there are two wolves>We want sumo to reach an international audience>We only want Japanese people to watch sumo
>>158555162>>158555197kek.
>>158554826>>158554939i didnt even know he was competing on this basho alreadygood for him
>>158555197The J in JSA doing a lot of work. They have that mentality over basically everything.>we want you (and yes, it includes you the gaijin) to do things "the proper way" (the way the nips are doing it)>no we will not change anything about how we do things to accommodate (make it possible or viable) doing the former, are you mad?>you're not doing things "the proper way"? Well go fuck yourself then eat shit and die
>>158555284I imagine the language barrier is a big part of it, since English and Japanese are about as different as languages can get and the overwhelming majority of Japanese don't know any English at all so interacting is a bit tough.Sure wouldn't hurt if they'd just run their own stream that was open to international IPs thobeit. Even just a single camera on the dohyo with no commentary.
>>158555306There is a paid top division stream available from NHK.
>>158555084gaijin violating product rights
>>158555317>We want sumo to reach international audiences>But they have to pay for itYikes.
>>158555336What part of Gibsmedatswana are from, Nev?
>>158555344>Try and point out a contradiction>The American just assumes I'm trying to get something for freeWere you crying when you kissing the wailing wall?
>We want sumo to reach international audiences>But they have to pay for it>Sure wouldn't hurt if they'd just run their own stream that was open to international IPs thobeit. Even just a single camera on the dohyo with no commentary.There's no other way to read it, poorfag.
>>158555386The question is whether they want sumo to reach an international audience or not, dumbshit. I already watch for free and so do you.
>>158555397And the obvious answer is yes, if they have the money to help support it. How is that difficult to understand?
>>158555410Nobody is going to pay money to watch something they don't already want to watch. Imagine if every single stream on Twitch was blocked from viewing until you subscribed to that channel.
>>158555416You just described OnlyFans.
>>158553158lmao this baka doesn't even know about the cove
>>158553190naked pics of gf or you're lying
>>158555084Abema told that freeloader to fuck off and he got scared so now he isn't showing sumo anymore. He only does voice commentary now and his channel tanked in viewership because the only reason people watched him was because he was showing video not because of his commentary lol. He can barely get over 1k now. Anyway his channel is killed, good riddance.
>>158556417I disliked the fucker too, but where does one get to watch Sumo now?
>>158556484kick
>>158556484VPN + ABEMA
>>158556492>>158556495I see. Well, I guess I'll just have to apply myself then.
So like is QueenBee now fully AI everything? I tuned in for a bit and she mentioned an anime she was making, playing her AI songs, AI channel art. Are these people actually real?
>>158556564She got you to talk about her.
>>1585564171k viewers is still a lot for doing pretty much nothing
>>1585566171k viewers is unfortunately way more than enough to not have to get a real job. Maybe it will tank some more, we'll see
>>158556617Yes. It still puts him in the top 1% of streamers in general I think and he is still one of the biggest sumo streamers even at 1k viewers. But imagine going from 7k-8k viewers all the way back down to 1k and most likely never getting that high again. He was probably making some serious money.
>>158556484the sunday sumo morning show australian faggot is on kick, is not my cup of tea but w/e
>>158556577ok?
>>158556797Yeah?
Moriurara no kachi!!!!
TOTALMORIVICTORY
I’m calling it now. Mori 6-1.
>>158556484You can type sumo into twitch, youtube, or any other streaming service and find dozens of streams, it's not hard bro.
>>158556484check out avoidingthehenka
mori webm please
>>158557205
>>158553229>dan is back>onosato is back>hoshoryu is back>webm anon is backnow all we need is datasumo back
koga is strong...
>>158555026WTK has way more experience and has dealt with the likes of Gonorrhea and other powerful pushers for years. Niggatame will have to learn how to deal with people like WTK as he progresses up the ranks. Both of his matches were against guys with a lot of experience and he looked like he didn't have a good plan on what to do.
>>158554939People said he would never see the inside of the doyho ever again.
>>158557454every time i see him bend down im waiting for his scar to rip open and his thigh muscles to come pouring out all over the dohyo
>>158557546Imagine that. He's holding his own in a contest of strength after the tachi-ai, face going red, straining every sinew, and then like Ghost in the Shell his thigh bursts and sends meat frags out into the crowd, the gyoji splattered and wiping chunks from his eyes, families vomiting, he trips over and the salt basket empties out into his leg
>>158557234Data got middy nuked. The single greatest service to the international sumo community ever accomplished. I miss that autistic nerd like you wouldn't believe. I hope he's enjoying retirement.
>>158556484>typed sumo into twitch>biggest channel is queenbee>literally just some crack whore playing obnoxious music and dancing in her underwear>click next channel>actual sumotwitch is a fucking shitshow but I'm glad midfaggot channel is dead. 1k viewers unfortunately still isn't dead enough to make that fat fuck get a real job but better than nothing
>>158558479He will continue to lose viewers 80 percent of midnight homos views are from completely clueless people. Everyone was saying where’s the video when I popped in to watch the chaos. He is already down from 8k views and he only gets viewers every two months during the bashos. He will eventually sink down to sub 500 numbers by the end of the basho you can only listen to him babble and watch autistic nip train videos for so long.
>Ass annoyeryo bitch, stop annoying my ass
>>158557546as long as its not wimmins' blood
There is literally no reason for so many people to have such forced performative hatred for MidnightSumo. Get help, all of you.
>>158559112no need for the hate to just be performative, he's a superfaggot that had a shit stream. the entire reason that fuckin nerd datasumo could do well was because middy was making him look good by comparison
>>158559112He brought the hate on himself he was such a self absorbed asshole once he started to get viewers. Banning people for nothing and getting on his high horse browbeating people with his holier than though baloney. He wouldn't even show injuries when the broadcast he was pirating was showing 1000 replays of it in slow mo. Luckily the JSA internet task force finally caught up to him.
>>158559333trips of truth confirms
>stop annoying my ass! gtfo!!!
He got nuked two months ago and you faggots are still gossiping about it like old women.
>>158559403This is the first basho where he has been cucked and can't steal abema content anymore. Of course everyone is talking about it.
Hoshoryu
>>158559403time to get a real job middy, gonna need it when your 3rd world wife leaves you in 2 months with her new green card
>>158559419They were talking about it last basho, they were talking about it in October, you're still talking about it now. It's really gay. Stop being gay.
Sugarragchaagiin Byambasüren
>>158559548>filipino ladyboy>"wife"
>>158559569(You) type like a particular kind of cuckold, is that your true flag there, or is it a false one?
>>158552204AKEBONO DA YO
>>158559639I have no idea what you're talking about, faggot.
>Ura guaranteed easy W for Dan tonight. Asanoyama only gave Dan trouble because they hadn't faced off before, everyone else he will face is a familiar foe and Dan will handle them easily. 14-1 yusho & yokozuna promotion is in the bag for Dan
>>158559702It wouldn't surprise me if you were actually that midnightfaggot with a VPN, and if you're not, you should definitely find the nearest chair and rope and take a plunge.
>>158559707Nope
>>158559717Says the guy giving him free advertising all the time.
no wonder these threads are fucking dead
https://www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/news/202611100000454.htmlNo fish sticks for you.
>>158560924hope gonoyama's arm pull didn't do something to his shoulder
>>158561056He apparently had two herniated disks before the basho even started.
So what stream have we all moved to since Midnightsumo is ass now?
>>158561863VPN + ABEMA
>>158561903Eh I don't have a vpn and i've been hanging out in KappaSumo.
Where do you people even watch this shit these days? Pretty much all the links >>158551991 here are dead
blud so lazy he cant be bothered to read the thread naaaah lol
>>158562124just go to youtube and write "sumo live" and there's channels showing it.
>>158562124>type sumo in twitch search bar>like 8 restreams of itwow so crazy much hardmake sure to ask claude how to breathe too
Manlets in top form and getting that single leg
>>158562254claude is by the shittiest out of all the AI text generatorsit doesn't even tell you about >>158561903
wtk zensho yusho
WTK zensho!
Hell yeah WTK. If he does go 15-0 or even 14-1 what do you think they would place him in Makuuchi?
cold bukkake style!
Pull Bukkake style.
>>158562474arashifuji got promoted from j5 to m16 off a 10-5 last basho, all depends on how many guys above him are sucking eggs
of all the mongols Kazuma is absolutely the mongoloidest.
jesus christ shodai
>>158562512Bro just gave up fucking shamafru
>backwards peaceful walkout
Shodai is embarassing
Egg rolls on!
Someone forgot to tell Shodai that it is not the tour anymore.
>>158562561I'm glad you changed your mind about providing sustenance while he's in juryo, I was skin and bones I tell you
retard gyoji
>>158561863>nowIf you ever watched it you have downs
YOISHO
YOISHO!
>day 3: Murray Johnson
>>158562679about fucking time
old man's still got it
So long Chinaman
bad start for hakuho
toshinofuji's got onosato disease
retard time
>>158562855So you've finally opened the thread. Welcome!
retard kino
HOLY RETARD KINOTHE CROWD WERE ACTUALLY LAUGHING
What a bout
I'm losing more of a grip on reality every time I watch this guy
Shishibros....
Retard bros... There was too much thinking in that fight...
He's got Zakura Syndrome. The lil' tetas are growing.
Best bout of the basho
That fight is one for the Spiffy highlight reel.
Based retard slap fight comedy routine to break up the drama in this Basho
You won't be laughing soon12-3 Shishi yusho
>would
https://kick.com/sumodataWELL WELL WELL...
> you alright, man?
>>158562890thats not him
>>158562890just some different retard trying to cash in on the fucking nerd's brand now that middy is kill
Plot twist Middy was reported by his Asian wife who's secretly an NHK ninja.
>Kotoeiho deadno...>Kinbozan 3-0NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
kotoeiho's herniated discs apparently happened on day 1 vs wakatakakage
bozo basho
>"numbness in his right hand and two herniated discs in his cervical spine"
Sigu paku mihni
>>158562928WTK is down in juryo retard
>>158562943Everyone but you realised he meant the other Waka.
kotoeiho apparently out due to a gaped anus
Lmao Kinbozan had to stand there for 10 minutes like a faggot just to hand someone a sip of water.
>>158562943wakatakakage is just more fun to type
That's former Sekiwake Wakatakakage-zeki to you.>Fuck Kotoshoho winning again
gwan takkers score a fakkin sanyaku spot
there's no way hakuoho loses this, right?
>>158562952wakatakamoto retired already
>>158562993Hakuoho would merely lose, but Hakunofuji will FUCKING DIE. Ochiai would win.
>>158563008SAY HIS NAME243rd KOMUSUBI 1 WEST HAKUNOCHIAIHO
>>158563014I'd rather say Hakuho but he's eating shit this basho and tanking my FUCKING kachi clash. Cunt.
Evil spirit status?
>>158563016I like to think that the evil spirit status can be gauged by looking at the performances of the Yokozuna, Ozeki, and Sekiwake. After an evil spirit riddled day one things are getting back to normalcy.
>>158563016Already took eiho down, made abi fall yesterday and onosato hop around the dohyo like kayo
ATAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>158563016methinks the spirits are noticing but not yet active...
>>158563020for me, it's looking at the performance of shishi>0-3evil spirits crying, flailing
My Ozeki!
>>158563031>These will go great in tonight's chanko
>>158563033>tonighthe has 5 chanko everyday, but skips the evening one to keep the form slim enough
fujinokawa.....
fuji no "matta master" kawa
>get tired of the kappafags>close the tab and put on some random youtube restream with no EN commentary>i can still hear the kappafags saying the exact same jokes and word play they repeat every day inside my headfree me
Holy shit Chura slamming his fist down on the third attempt and telling the manlet to go fuck himself.
hope you dont have fujinokawa in kc, his september was but a mirage
fuji no kaka
yeah the fujinokawa meme is dead
I want Churanoumi to take Fujinokawa's Sekiwake spot after that match.
spiked his ass
God the difference in class.
the difference in shiko flexibility
THE PINK MAN MARCHES OFF
Damn he almost gave Dan the old Gonoyama there.
If Ura charged at you like that would you try to resist or would you embrace him
>>158563089i think he hurt dans ankle
>>158563094i want to experience the softness
>>158563096tfw no zak gf
>>158563094double front flip over him pushing him down while in rotation, nothin personnel
>>158563101>>158563096
>>158563096>>158563105I think Asanoyama is the most huggable, Ichi is close 2nd
You're fucking gay if you don't think Atamifuji is the most huggable.
goddamnm yoshi
KU SA NO KU SA NOKU SA NO
KUSAYES!!!
KUSANO
>>158563109Does stunto count?
Flutter jumped his ass
>>158563120Wakanohana really did give up all concept of hinkaku didn't he.
it was a good counter
>>158563116>>158563117>>158563118stop deadnaming him you fucking chuds
>>158563132Shut up and watch the Goshima bout.
>>158563132Kusano vs Kiribayama
hosh is going to henka
I really really wish Hosh would start doing the Asashoryu windmill slams on his mawashi.
GOSHIMA!
NICE KNEE RETARD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That knee is paper
GOSHIMA*BANG BANG*GOSHIMA*BANG BANG*
It's hoshover
should've henka'd
>>158563132Fuck off Tj Henry , you are really depressing and naive
My knee hurts just looking at this
Don't let Hoshoryu losing distract you from the fact that Fujiryoga is real as fuck. He should've beaten Onosato yesterday.
Atamifuji is the only one in the lead now from sanyaku
yeah that knee is shot to shit. he will never win a yusho. horse glue factory retirement 2027
That's Sekiwake 1 West GOATshima to you, gaijin.
double kinbosh coming
Pinay pride world wide
>>158563165>Everyone in the sanyaku bar atamifuji is behind fucking Kinbozan*clown noises in the distance, getting closer*
>>158563174If rikishi are considered lucky just imagine how happy that guy is that a Yokozuna landed at his feet.
bad day for mongolia = good day for spirits?
Go Asanoyama! Just think of how many escorts you can buy with all that kensho
He's an absolute specimen isn't he. Even Asanoyama known for his muscles couldn't hold a candle to him.
attaboy onosato
E-easy win for Onosato...
Solid from Onosato>>158563182
>>158563215no problemo
>>158563227wtf was the plan there ?
I think sumo came out even today, we did not win or lose.
>The best five sumo wrestlers in Japan are all 2-1Okay.
you're at the dohjo and this rikishi slaps your mawashi, what do you do?
Serves me right.
>>158563277I WANT TO SAY HIS NAMEHE WON 45 YUSHOSBUT I CAN'T SAY ITFUCK HIM
Place your bets: Will Hoshoryu kyujo tomorrow?
>>158563338nah
>>158563338If he does they are turning him into glue, so no, he's going to stay in until he fucks his knee beyond repair and then he will retire. And then be turned into glue.
>>158563232people just really want to burn trannies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g-SM2fmmVEdidnt know Zak and Asanoyama go this far back
Mori won, so it's a good day
Onosato slapped himself in the face so hard during his pre-bout warmup that he caused his nose to bleed
shishi trying to avoid full contact at all times makes me wonder if he isn't injured too?but yeah it's over for hosh's knee and career. i guess he has to spectacularly break it on the dohyo to be able to retire honorably instead of quietly retiring via stable announcement.and holy fuck, ura flew at dan like a russian missile.
Japanese media savagely attacks the credibility of Fujiryoga's kinboshi>The 23-year-old Fujiryoga (2-1) earned his maiden "kinboshi" gold star prize for beating a yokozuna, albeit one who has not completed a 15-day tournament since March.
>>158562943>WakatakeKOGA is down in juryo like a bitch kwaboty of the banzuke, lmao that he yusho'd then proceeded directly to juryo, what a loser >nooo dats not fair!!! muh leg and sheeeiiiiiittttyour leg sucks balls loser and so does the rest of you and your family
>>158563610You know things are dire when even the people that beat you are getting criticised
>>158556055what
>>158551980>a graceful sportmandatory webm>>158563610lmao. it's true that hosh is super-weak now because he was never a great yokozuna to begin with and now his knee is fucked, but a win is a win.
There's something about her.
>>158564199That disapproving look is a killer
>>158563338I wonder who the heaviest rikishi he can actually handle with his knee right now. Its clear Ryoga is too big for him, but he looked pretty clean the first two days. Could he handle Zak? Its pretty clear guys like Onosato or Atami will crumple him. I just really hope he doesn't reinjure it. It kinda makes you wish the JSA would step in not to tell him to retire but say "Motherfucker we want you back healthy, not getting folded by people cause your knee cant handle it, sit out and heal another month.">>158563508I thought i saw something about him injuring his other shoulder this time? Might explain why hes kinda struggled to grapple guys so far.
>There is another...
>>158562496Kazuma is a Jap.
Shishi is trying to fight like Tobizaru and I want to slap him.
>>158564199She's Yakuza. She runs a ton of brothels.She's always present in most Basho, front-row seat as well. Always.I'd let her do me.
Kinboshi dispensed.18 kinboshi dispensed in total.
>>158564473
>>158563232hardcore backyard isn't about a plan it's about pain, you should definitely get a tetanus shot before joining one of these.
>>158564501That left knee...
>>158564501Horrible strategy. The ugly bastard didn't get btfo by Onosato's tachiai yesterday, so Hoshoryu's tachiai won't do anything. Should have gone for the belt.And then he's just focused on not making his knees explode instead of winning.
>>158564452Christmas tree on the dohyo
>>158563610it's never been more over jesus christwhy didn't he just sit out until January? Feels like a no brainer.
>>158564624Hakkaku and other elders wouldn't allow him.
>>158564501This is what happens when you choose to get surgery rather than heal on the dohyo like Onosato
24th meeting between Kirishima and Takayasu tonight.
>>158564733What winning record tomato needs to become Ozeki?
>>15856492813-2JY or better.
>>1585647410-3 Ura seems like just the right guy to put Horse down for good.
>>158564741Atami Zensho incoming
>Fujinokawa 0-3Here goes my hopes for a yusho
Catching up with yesterday's stuff on NHK. Shishi vs Oshoma felt like peak "two retards fighting"
Hoshoryu's knee is just fucked right?
>>158564477What a win for Kusano. Good Sumo.
now that the dust has settled, whats going on with our favorite manlet?
>>158564642They were very straightforward in telling him to sit out as long as he needs to be back to 100% form. They were fine with him skipping september if it was required.
>>158565599I'm fine thanks
>>158565599purple patch over
>>158562879i don't think anyone could beat the big bulgarian tittieseven if zak has 4
>>158565782>>158562879I miss him.He looks pretty happy in all the videos I've seen of him coaching.
>>158563610Lmao they aren't even bothering to criticise Hoshoryu anymore instead they're insulting anyone who beats him as if Hoshoryu is an invalid who should be given pity wins.
>>158564501>Takamisakari beats Asashoryu>Tears falling down his cheeks, the highlight of his entire sumo career, zabutons flying everywhere>Fujiryoga beats Hoshoryu>It's a Tuesday
>>158557220Why does this asshole have a NA dog????? Stick to your snobby ass Shibas or mean ass Akitas tojo
>>158565931>He thinks Moriurara is walking the dog and not the other way around.Anon...
>>158565930To be fair, that was his second kinboshi that basho, after beating Musashimaru on day 5.It was a miracle.
>>158565967No I know it's the other way around, but not because of the man. Labs gonna do what a labs gonna do. Fuck Timmy/paco/deauan/tojo/ gone do bout it??? Wish I had more to contribute to the basho, I've sat the last 5 or so out, don't know who's done what :(
>>158565985>To be fair, that was very nearly his second kinboshi that basho, after only barely losing to Onosato on day 2
>>158566003Also, Fukuoka is one of the arenas that has the bolted down zabuton iirc.Not that you would usually throw them if it's not the last match of the day anyway, but still.
Miyabiyama bros we are so back. Here comes the 13 match win streak so he can get to 13 - 2 like I predicted prior to the basho. La abortista didn't have a chance.
>>158564259wow, got some fire
>>158566424That's Fujinokawa's brother in case you weren't aware. Crazy that he's doing it to a Mong the size and potential of Tenshoyama.>Debut at the same time as Asahifuji>Have your rise up the banzuke stunted explicitly by him>TwiceLmao.
>>158564259and this is another example why makushita is many times more fun to watch than eternal maegashitters.
12-3 yusho incoming
>>158564066>miyabiyama's tfw face
>>158567201Shishi v Oshoma was its own form of kino.
The thrill of victory The agony of defeat
>>158563232plan?
>>158563096>softness
>>158564452Imagine you are fighting for your life and the crowd starts laughing in the middle of the back and forth match.
>>158564452>topknot pull
>>158567706The video shinpan did not want to watch that shit one more time
>>158567706Not a pull, just pushing on the head.
>>158567332I will never understand why people find this kind of "wrestling" fun.
>>158564199It's like she's looking at a walking kinboshi dispenser.
>>158567330And... despair.
>>158564473this
>>158564452>this isn't an overarm throw attemptswear to god he's unlearning how to wrestle in real time
another victory for the white man
Next stop, Sandanme.
>>158569237i wish he would stop threatening us with the holy hand grenade
>9-0 debutOver/under on 2 undefeated basho?
Why didn't Takanosho receive any prize money after winning his match against Ichiyamamoto on day 3? That seems very unfair.
>>158570571prize money comes from advertisers, none of whom decided to advertise before that bout
>>158570571they make a lot of money just for being and staying in the top division. if they want more bonuses they need to be stronger or more entertaining
Been some great fights in 3rd division tonight.
>>158571640They aren't 'fights', they're athletic competitions. fighting is for lowlife scum with zero hinkaku
>>158570571Speaking of that i was watching replays of the matches yesterday and i didn't even notice how small the stack was for the Hosh match at the time. Absolutely grim.
so will wakaflackaflame get back to sanyaku or not
>Enhocrowd goes wild>tohakyrucricketsnobody likes that faggot ass, so glad he lost to hair pull
>>158571709Are you retarded?
>>158571696Dan's matches have way more kensho than horse's do.
>>158571713obviously I mean eventually, not today. Are you retarded?
>>158571722Grabbing that stack of prize envelopes like it's Gonoyama's topknot.
The JSA announced that they have to file for bankruptcy because horseSHITryu gave out too many kinboshi. They're going to sell the Kokugikan to try and cover their debts, its going to become Tokyo's biggest McDonalds. When asked if the January basho would still be taking place, Chariman Hakkaku replied "would you like fries with that?"
flies
I'm once again betting all my money on Kinbozo
Whoa, boy
Should've been a monoii there. Fuck Tohakuryu.
I need to learn more about the ceremony surrounding sumoit all seems pretty autistic and exact which I can respect
cold bukkake style
>>158572088Sumo is a religious ceremony, thats why its like that.
>>158572088It's not. They just do what their ancestors did but don't know why.
>>158572088https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQSEW1NFRwoI hope you know the guy in that picture wasn't a sumo wrestler btw.
WTK literally kamehameha'd his ass
What would they do if one of the wrestlers vomited on the dohyo?
>>158572157Clean it up, put a little salt on it, and get on with things.
>>158572130based Earthquake was thoand I'll check it out thanks
nicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxH89vu07Qk
Kazuma has to be injured, he just crumpled.
Shodai showed up.
>>158572186He's so shit every time I watch him, guy is slow as molasses
applause for /ourretard/ is getting quiet.....
>>158572267i like his AI rainbow lion, though. i think it's fitting
YOSHA
YOSHO
YOSHI
evil spirits you can get the heck outta here
Chiyoshoma feeling that sweet taste of makuuchi once again, cruel
>Chiyoshoma's first win is from the upper divisionkek based
yoritaoshi
Helluva hickey on Kitanowaka, lol.
finna basho my kyushu til I kachikoshi
SAY IT
toshinofuji gets one!
Tamawashi Sanyaku run???
Hakuho winning just to fuck up my Kachi Clash....
>>158572424Usukhbayar Demidjamts!
>had Kotoeiho in KCI hate cursing people like that.
>>158572437I don't really see how he comes back from multiple herniated discs
>>158572442he should heal on the dohyo
>>158572442Enho's doing it.
>>158572424HAKUHOH MY GOD
laugh track on standby
>Shishi v. Oho
>the only ukrainebowl we will probably ever be able to see is oho vs shishi
>>158572482https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IC76o_lhFwListen to this while watching this match.
shishi sucks
>>158572488Holy shit the cheering and clapping at the end kicked in when Oho won that was great.
Retard bros... Something isnt right...
Shishi looks even more inept than usual
What's going in with the tard he's looking so weak is he injured?
>>158572505someone tried to teach him a second trick and he forgot the first
Shishi can't seem to keep his base planted maybe due to his long ass legs forcing him up or going of balance if he gets to low idk
>>158572515Yeah Akebono was really bad at sumo too.
>>158572515He looks like hes fighting hurt for sure. Just seems like he has no push right now.
Manlet status: mogged
>>158572517I'm not saying it's exclusively his height but lack of core balance and his upper mass kinda lacking so he can't use it to grab and lean to exert force.
>>158572535I think he just isn't very intelligent. Idiots tend to move clumsily.
kinbozo
>>158572540it's this. all his wins are from accidentally doing something effective with his weight, but if the opponent can do basic tactics without giving up the belt then shishi will eventually make himself lose.
>Slipbozan
>Kinbozo
WMH thanking his lucky stars he basically gets a fusen and extra day's rest.
>>158572540Could be true but also I think he would do better if he just started stacking on upper body weight.
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>>158572558You can see it in his general mannerisms or how his Japanese isn't very good while Dan and the Mongs seem to do much better at it.
>>158572566Siiiiignu'paaaaaaaaahuuu,mihni?
>>158572566LIFE IS A TREASURE
>>158572583Need this on a skateboard.
If Kotoshoho could fight like that all the time his yusho wouldn't be such an embarrassment to look at.
The Deep One swims on
>>158572566e
>>158572597Kotoshoho is a Kotozakura protege
Daieisho channeling his inner E. Honda
Come on Gonoyama my kachi is being tanked by Say Hakuho don't you do any more damage to it.
that's my boy
Hakunochiai is dead
The Human Cannonball fires again
>Fujinokawa switched back to his blue mawashiHe is mentally broken
MY NIGGA FUJINOKAWA
How does he do it?
>>158572638>wonthe mawashi magic is real
Nevermind, the black was just cursed
>>158572638It worked though.
>>158572638Hmmm maybe he should stick to blue moving forward
Fujinokawa's plot armor has regenerated
>>158572649It was dark green.
is atmain really going to zensho?
>>158572664He'll choke at the critical moment
>>158572664Nah, the moment someone like Dan or Asanoyama has a good hold of his mawashi he will choke
>>158572638poop stains are easier to clean
>>158572666Yeah he'll choke. Choke a bitch.
Atamin with a bit of a stiffy there
SOLE. LEADER.
ATOMIC FUDGY CENTURY
Fujinokawa v. Atamifuji tomorrow
>>158572691Excited for what? Atami dropping him on his stupid manlet head?
Holy shit that trip attempt was nasty, I'm kinda glad it whiffed.
thats my failed yokozuna right there
N... n-never in doubt.
Kirishima's arm control is on point
>>158572691Shouldn't that be day 15? Is it because Fujinokawa has little chance to be in the title race this time?
>Mooom, Dad keeps driving in the wrong direction!
>>158572710Odd number of ozeki
>>158572717No, we have four. Aonishiki, Kotozakura, Kirishima, Hoshoryu.
The Immovable One.
Quatro Tetas showing some life against the Assman
Why hold up signs written in cyrillic when Dan understands Japanese? Virtue signalling faggots in the crowd.
PINOY PRIDE WORLDWIDE
SAYHISN-ACK
>>158572743dan is american
Ogre keeps going on
Fujiryoga is going to be a yusho frontrunner at this rate because he's going to go positive versus the Sanyaku.
>Defend the belt>winIs it really that easy?
THE FAT UGLY BASTARD MARCHES ON
God damn, I apologize to Fujiryoga, I thought he needed some more experience before beating sanyaku
wtf he sucks like shit
HE'S HIM
>>158572746
my yokozuna :)
Imagine being so big you can accidentally throw someone who weighs 160kg.
Shinpan didn't even blink when Fujiseiun fell right in front of him
its hoshover
holy shit horse is so ass
jesus christ that wasn't even close
That was uneventful
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
Kinboshi dispensed.19 kinboshi conceded in total.
Horse is getting glued
Ura, the people's yokozuna!>The Acrobat>The Pink Blob>The Friend-Shaped Fisticuffer>The Combat Roller>The Quiver Full of Party Tricks>The Smiling Knight>The Boneless One>The Sliding Slinky>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
Lmao ATH with the zabuton png over the screen.
his leg was waving around like a wet noodle
Yeah, that knee is busted. Just kyujo, lad.
Ura doing the most orthodox oshi ever to snag a kinboshi.
Intai
His knee is gonna explode unless he pulls out.
the audience is not even throwing zabuton anymore, they just look at you like this
It has never been this over, kyujo incoming
Am I the only one that can't watch Hoshoryu matchesThis is genuinely embarassing
Fujiryoga has a very pleasant diction
>>158572821>already 2behind the big tomato, 4 day in.He will get murdered before the end of the basho,
>>158572830They're strapped together in Kyushu.
send this man to the glue factory NOW
Somebody just lost a stack of cash.
When is the last time we got a day 15 Zuna v. Zuna match?
>>158572844This can't be right i can't see hoshoryu
>>158572839I know but I dont think they would have thrown zabuton at hosh kinboshi anywhere at this point
>>158572846January.
>>158572844TOTAL ATOMIC FUDGY DOMINATION
>>158572844let's go tamawashi
>>158572844Atamifuji will choke eventually
>>158572853When's the last time before November last year when a day 15 Zuna match was fusen'd?
>>158572864
ura day
Onosato at ringside watching with survivor's guilt
Starting to think Hiradoumi intentionally sandbags against Hosh and Kiri in sparring to make them think they're better than they really are.
Ura!!!>mfw sitting down with my Whataburger and watching my favorite rikishi win
Hosh headed straight into the glue factory
>>158572088Wonder what jap westaboos think about Yokozuna.
NEW>>158572984>>158572984>>158572984
>>158572814Jesus Christ, just retire already, please.Please.You were never Yokozuna material and you know it. Deep down, you know it.
