>Lap:#8620>Countdown to Gambling Mafia GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>158537874>Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVi9FraugII>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >TGR Haas F1 Team Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:235>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:245 (244 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 390 (+10)VER: 279 (+18)RUS: 262 (+12)HAM: 261 (+2)LEC: 249 (+4)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 652 (+22)Ferrari: 510 (+6)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 415 (+3)McLaren Mercedes: 398 (+33)Racing Bulls Red Bull Ford: 114 (+6)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 1,348.47 (+85.31)HAM: 1,062.63 (+86.01)NOR: 982.26 (+26.57)>News:Norris wins gripping race after Antonelli and Russell errorsMercedes won their ninth F1 Constructors' Championship with three races to spare of the 2026 seasonKimi Antonelli: "Weird" spin and car instability cost F1 Brazilian GP winOscar Piastri splits from Mark Webber managementPenalty sees Leclerc lose seventh place to Lawson for late Sao Paulo contactRed Bull boss hails Max Verstappen's Brazil podium: "He's beating the sim on a regular basis"Strong start provided foundation for Mercedes' title win, says Wolff
>>158552340sc*ttish cuck
lonso pole
good to know that the faggot who posts the alonso viggle ai every thread is dead
>>158552340>>Lap:>#86208619
>>158552352how long until we can use AI to count the laps starting from lap 1
>>158552352it's basically 8602 or something as most of these br*tish thread are by the same weirdo
how weird to go on a multi-year campaign to snipe threads you don't actually post in
KELLY SIT ON MY FACE
>>158552364jajajajaj a bit cucked indeed, making the threads so that others can post in them
>>158552340>Oscar Piastri splits from Mark Webber managementthat's about 2 years too late
is wagpoof's spreadsheet still around?
>>158552380ring MI6 and ask
>>158552340>"It's George's championship today," Toto said. "It's the constructors' championship, and he's part of the team, and I'm really happy that he can cherish this moment, because we owe it to him."Poor George.
old f1 > new f1simple ass
>>158552398i blame br*ts
>>158552340Yeah, Hamilton is indeed complete and utter.
Just bought George Russell's KWAB Meltdown Exposure Championship Forecast Racing 26 on the PS5. What am I in for?
>>158552399which is a shame because they had such good eye candy at the time(i fapped to this pic for 20 years)
>>158552400It's actually masterful how he caught the spin and used the bump to rotate the carVery good spin
>>158552405that's a long ass fap session
amx
edd
>>158552340>Pastry splits from Webber management Good first step but what should he do next to unfuck his loser aura?
Webber deleted all of his Piastri photos from social media lmao
That's sad
odds of pastry still being in the grid post-2028?
>>158552433he will probably go to Williams or Haasstill an ok midfield driver
Is Russell really going to prison because of rape?
>>158552398
>>158552405Japan better.
Why can't Brazilians stop bottling in Interlagos?
Never forget what (((they))) took from you.
>>158552423get rid of his hag wife
>>158552452Sir, I'm afraid you're suffering from both Yellow Fever and a Cheerleader Effect
>>158552398>>158552405>>158552452>the greatest achievement of feminism was taking desirable job opportunities away from young women
>>158552410>a long ass fap sessionI cannot fap to long asses. Fat ones, small ones, bubbly ones, tight ones, wide ones, muscular ones, boney ones, sure, I can get it up for. But long asses just don't get me in the mood.
>>158552405for me? It's the blonde in the white marlboro blouse with her minge hanging out.
>>158552453the curse of massa
>>158552504battle scars... of a champion..
>>158552504This could have fucked him up in so many ways.
>>158552504Love your sense of comedy, Britain.One might argue that this sketch is a bit over the top and not "believable", but I am just in awe what a great timing this young unknown actor has. Probably has a long career in comedic acting ahead of him. What's his name?
>>158552504Orange, Orange, WHATS YOUR PROBLEM?!
>>158552504a shame it didn't blind him
>>158552648Halo saved his eyesight.
>>158552648not a very wholesome chungus thing to say desu
Grand Prix in 12 days, 14 hrs, 53 mins, 48 secs
People in ten years will look at wikipedia for yesterday's race and actually think Leclerc wasn't shit in the race.
>>158552713he was better than his teammate
There’s an alternative universe where:>your mum and dad got you into karting from age 5>you won karting championships in your childhood and teens>you won formula Renault aged 17>you won F3 aged 18>you won F2 aged 19>and now you’re a lower midfield driver, on a solid yet unspectacular salary>you have a blonde Brazilian GF (apparently aryan girls exist in Brazil???) who adores you and stares at you like pic rel
>>158552504this dude is genuinely so fucking retarded. First he rocketshoots the bottle straight towards the ground breaking it, and then he puts his face directly into fireworks. no wonder he could not overtake chuck in mexico, when he has no spatial awareness at all. And thats not necessarily a bad thing, id say i dont have that great spacial awareness either, but at least i dont put myself into situations that would endanger me, because im not retarded.
>>158552739Boys we’ve got a new “Best WAG”
>>158552737Leclerc was dead slow, profited from staying out the 2nd stint and still crashed into Lawson. With thst said, Hamilton was shit as well.
>>158552739>apparently aryan girls exist in Brazil???have you forgotten Aurelia Nobels???
>>158552739that alternative timeline already requires you to come from a very rich family from the getgo. Winning karting or a lower formula means fuckall if you dont have the cash to climb to the higher formulas. And if you have enough cash to get into f1, you already have enough cash to get a girl like this
>>158552757her parents are belgians, she was born in america
>>158552757An immigrant, not a real Brazilian
>>158552504I love how not even the McLaren employee runs over to check to see, you know, "holy shit does he need first aid for burns to his face/to keep him from going blind in one eye" and instead they just keep spraying him with booze.Between this and the complete lack of acknowledgement on F1's part of the passing of Alan Jones it's pretty clear it's just a shitshow at this point.
>>158552760The Finns and Germans ITT are all from wealthy backgrounds and none of them are in F1 nor do they have a qt blonde gf with impressive booba
per credible rumours, lecuck and shamilton actually hate each other irlthe former for trying to be forced into the cuck role by the latterthe latter for the lack of the cooperation from the former and the entirety of the team in making a lebottas a reality
>>158552774>There were questions surrounding the fitness of the former Formula One stars who ended up competing in the A1GP series. Participant Christian Danner questioned the ability of 1980 World Champion Alan Jones and former GP winner Patrick Tambay in particular, given the rapid expansion of these drivers' waistlines since retiring from racing. Jones hit back claiming the only time Danner had seen a Grand Prix podium was when he passed it on the way to the lavatory
>>158552739>apparently aryan girls exist in Brazil???Where do you think half the Nazis fleeing to South America ended up?
>>158552781I doubt she has Nazi heritage Audi wouldn’t allow their driver to date the granddaughter of a Nazi
>>158552739I would still be too tall to fit in an F1 car
>>158552775kwab
>>158552739>>158552752>>158552788I'm sure she loves him for his personality, right anons?
>>158552553this guy got married a few months ago
>>158552780fucken obliterated
why this can't be a battle for 1stthat would be amazing
>>158552462Sir, I'm afraid you're fucking gay.
>>158552805rich people are also capable of feeling lovejust because those circles are unottainable for anyone but the top 1% doesn't mean it's all fake
>>158552739my dad told me simracing is for kids and I should drive a real car, not playing with toys I was 14 at the time
What’s Ira Sidorkova up to in 2026?Has she hit the wall yet?
>>158552838>black guy in background not only has stupid posture but also a fat white woman with himWho knew they had Chrysler 300s in sim racing.
Being a thirdy and having a father who has no goals and dreams in his life is a curse, especially if he's also autistic and has adhd you're gonna get as well
>>158552843>currently competes in the Russian Circuit Racing SeriesBasically she's some Russian oligarch's fleshlight so that she can pretend to be in some sort of relevant racing series instead of working on LiveJasmin.
>>158552843>Ira Sidorkovashe's taken
>>158552843i hit her walls
>>158552504That's the dumbest thing I've seen in recent times.Comically
>>158552535Landeez Nutsrizz
>>158552739>>158552752I'm unironically jelly. She's pretty damn hot and looks like a good girl as well. Could fap to her anytime.
>>158552843can’t post pictures because of the inteftfint but she’s got those artificial duck lips that all Russian women seem to be getting these days
>>158552739>be me>3 or 4 years old or whatever>with my father at our local park>there's a kart track>dad asks some guy from there how much does it costs to drive a kart for a bit>gets the answer>starts arguing with the guy why is it so expensive>then asks me if I wanna try it anyway>I don't because it's expensive
>>158552739>>158552752best body, but lily z'neymar has a prettier face
>>158552913Here’s the view of her rear wing.
>>158552788Bummer
>>158552843>Has she hit the wall yet?she hit it a while ago
>>158552813decided to ask AI how the championships would be if p1 was 18 points, p2 16, p3 14, etc until p10 is 1 point, but neither grok nor chatgpt gave me a normal, fullfilling answer. Fucking retarded chatbots, all im asking you is to do some math thats to tedious for a human to do. Either way, the fia want to reward the people and teams who win, so all it takes is for you to win many races early and then coast to victory with p5s and p6s and so on, like antonelli did. Championship was already over in monaco since he won everything at the start.
>>158552925bum 'er
>>158552931>decided to ask AI
>>158552739I have inner ear problems so I was never going to amount to anything in a racing car, I don't even drive a normal car because I have bouts of vertigo at random times.
>>158552925Admiring her curves. How did Bort find her?
>>158552925dry elbow skin2/10 would not bang
>ynr how relieved verfangays were to see hamilton spin after hitting standing water with slicksKEK, that's how you know they are coping and seething that chuckyboy is losing to himAGAIN
F1 gf Tier list when?I think Bort would finish in S tier and Hamilton at the very bottom.
>>158552931>can't do the math himself>calls the AI retardedWe are so doomed as a society.
>>158552964Albon and Piastri have S-tier. Power gap, then the rest can fight it out amongst themselves.
>>158552964all I'm gonna say is if bogged, automatic F tier
>>158552843>google the lady>her wikipedia main image is from 2019>for a woman who is now 23i would say that's chadwick levels of cringe but it seems her wiki page got an update with a 2024 image so perhaps not
>>158552969He is nice for a SEA girl. But never S-tier
>>158552925>>158552950>The two met as teenagers in St. Paul's British International School in São Paulo and have supported each other ever since
>>158552931bro decided to ask AI lmao
I once fucked Jamie ChadwickOr should I sayShe once fucked me
>Lawson has to put up with Vcarb social media for another yearGrim
>>158552964LEC had an S tier but he gave it up for a
>>158552977Man that's petty cute. I'm happy for Bort.
>>158552982if you weren't memeing about something (i don't care what) then that would make me sad
>>158552967>>158552978im not going to do something for which ai was basically made for. Its not a hard math problem, just a time consuming problem.And if its so easy, you fags can do it
>>158552930This shot is depressing in so many ways.>dingy driving shoe laces>inside of suit is dingy with lots of napYeah, the money just isn't there anymore when you don't make your benefactor's dick as hard as you used to.
>>158552977why would a Brazilian boy and a Brazilian girl attend an international school run by Anglos?
>>158552986A/B tier wife
>>158552977>supported each other ever sinceHe "supports" her with nepobux.She "supports" him with her body.
>>158553000that lady will blow up after kidsi can just tell
>>158552931sure why not, standings if>Race: P1 18 · P2 16 · P3 14 · P4 12 · P5 10 · P6 8 · P7 6 · P8 4 · P9 2 · P10 1>Sprint: P1 8 · P2 7 · P3 6 · P4 5 · P5 4 · P6 3 · P7 2 · P8 1
>>158552997Sieg hei- er, I mean "seems wild."
>>158553000What the fuck is that thing?>Grok, generate an image of a pregnant woman with a mulatto male police sergeant's greasy face.
>>158552997do you really want to interact with plebs when you're rich? plus it's probably a better education too
>>158552982
>>158552964gasly, ocon(who) and oscar have s
>>158553046Impossible.Edd only hands out one S per weekend.He fries and eats the rest of them.
>>158552774You now remember when Daniel Ricciardo crashed in Monaco and his engineer didn't ask him if he was okay, he just asked him if the car was okay.
>>158552976He is not south.
>>158552752>>158552739>>158552925can we see her with her natural hair color instead of fake blonde dye? she is brazilian and brown, her hair is dark
>>158553054gaslñy for me has the best
>>158553093She is a white Brasilian.
>>158553093No, pretty brunettes aren't allowed to exist anymore. I hate big hair dye
>>158553068>RicciardoHis engineer knew what their priorities were.
>>158553011>I can just tellnot hard when you know she's mexicanthat's what they do
>>158553011That’s a good thing, no?
>>158553093She’s one of only 200,000 Brazilian women who are naturally blonde
>>158552463The real achievement is increasing the acceptability of prostitution and banning more moderate jobs like grid girls in order to decrease amount of young women having children.
>>158552969lmao
>>158553196tell them, these yellow fags will never learn
are we team ps3 or team wobbler?
>>158553221wobbler=alopatriot=my friendbut webber legit cared and did the best he could for oscar, he was angry at alonso for taking oscars place in alpine
>>158552815>rich people are also capable of feeling love>just because those circles are unottainable for anyone but the top 1% doesn't mean it's all faket. Ivan Oligarkovich
>>158553209
>>158553168>mole conventionwhere chuck's woman belongs
according to british fans1. Hamilton is a GOD for spinning but not damaging his car 2. Ferrari is 100000% to blame for this spin 3. Leclerc is satan for not putting all his effort into making sure Hamilton has the best chance of winning 4. Norris is better than Verstappen because even though Verstappen went back of grid to 2nd, Norris 'looked the class of the field' yesterday.
>>158553258Good one, I laughed
>>158553196Already cute, but obviously way too young.Is your point that children have puffy faces and don't wear makeup?
>>158553263At the start of the race Max was within 3 seconds of Norris, at the end of the race Norris was 14 seconds ahead. Who really had the better race?
>>158552504what the fuck is wrong with him?
>>158553196how did her eyes get westernised
>>158553196
>>158553289doesn't like gopros, afraid of getting schumacher'd now that he won a championship
>>158552942>>158552967>>158552978You fucking doofuses, he's talking about his pal who's name is AL! Not Artificial Intelligence.
>>158552340>RUS: 1,348.47 (+85.31)>HAM: 1,062.63 (+86.01)im far from a smegmilton supporter but how is spinning on track in one of the fastest corners worse than spinning in the fucking pit lane of all places
>>158553311Expectations of being a #1 driver
>>158553315>narb academy
didn't mean to quote myself theredates are not even the same anywayuhhhh gimi?
>>158553289The Bonehead of Bristol
>>158553326norris does it so now he has to as well?
>>158553289>somehow cuts veins on hand/wrist>bleeds out on podiumabsolute kino
>>158553326I wouldn't want to graduate from there.
>>158553326fuck... where is he getting the money from? because lando is a world championi thought it would be related to imola and the sand races, since 11 november was the limit they had to announce a new race, because of the tickets and tv rights>>158553332ohhhh, so its unrelated, i thought that you were implying that the f2 announcement was that jorge was going to have a team in f2well, then my theory can be rightyeah, made no sense that jorge would own, partly own a f2 team
>>158553315WELCOMELIAM LAWSON
>>158553311The spin wasn't the only exposure Sir Lewis got, arguably not even the worst.He spent two laps arguing with his team to put him on slicks earlier in the race. Fell back behind his teammate and other competitors, inclusing Aston Martin, several times during the race after gaining those places via pit strategy. Got stuck behind people, as usual. And on and on.
what was this about?
>still no eddwas he stabbed at a favela bloc party or what
>>158553326>jorj gets this instead of wdcgrim.
>>158553349Didnt he finish while lapped as well?a very funny 400th outing for a fraud.
>>158553356cavalcanti persuaded edd (at gun point) to join a cocaine-fueled, funk-heavy, whore-ridden, favela party after the latest podcast. the signs are all there
>>158553311lewis cooked his tires fast and started racing backwards, struggled with alonso, was in the radio begging for softs, was in the radio asking if he was being lapped, spun when rain returned because he didn't pit when team told him to (this one is debatable as ferrari strategy could have told him too late, jury still pending)
ferrari should let poois get slicks as soon as he asked for themif he dies, he dies
>>158553326https://x.com/GeorgeRussell63/status/2119809565957251298
>>158553387>>158553326is this where you sign up to become raped?
the raped is now dealing with kiddosoh my
>>158553350mondays bring out the worst in people
>>158553247
https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/f1-2026-brazilian-grand-prix-tier-list-driver-rankings-edd-straw/edd
>>158553350ruh roh someone had a melty
>>158553416>Your girlfriend shows up to watch you race>You get an F
>>158553416norsisters won't be happy with this one bit
>>158553093Retard
I do not respect Edd's new rating system
>>158553424Let him. You're among frens here.
>>158553378>(this one is debatable as ferrari strategy could have told him too late, jury still pending)Nah, he had AT LEAST 5 seconds of time when Ferrari told him to come in. That's why Hamilkek fans are arguing now that 5 sec is not enough when in motor racing it's like an eternity. Hamilshit just "knew better" but is too much of a faggot to admit it now
>>158553432>she them proceeds to sit on his facegiven his gf, still sounds like a win to me
>>158553385>Ferrari should spend 100M on a driver and then sabotage themselvesDoesn't sound too unrealistic now that I've typed it out
>>158553326what do they teach? losing to younger drivers?
>>158553416>>158553423pretty good ranking this time Edd
>>158553478They didn't hire him to get results. They hired him for the PR and his fanbase of non-traditional fans (Americans and teenage girl) to sell merchandise to.
>>158552504
>>158553580>Max's face
>>158553580wtf they put that fireworks there for?
>>158553671ambiance
>>158553497but enough about Hamshit
>>158553671to warm the champagne so the drivers could shower
>>158553671they stopped using confetti because it really fucks with the video encoding
>>158553580kek what a retard
>>158553671Retard filter
>>158553751Why does he keep hurting himself?
>>158553756he enjoys enema at the hospital.
>>158553348As CEO
>>158553756idk but hopefully the next time he does it's career-ending
>>158553756To see if he still feels
>>158552504>>158553580
>>158553580Ah, seems like it was his ear that touched the firework from this.What is is with orange men on elevated podiums and their fucking ears in the Americas?
>>158553580based retard
>>158553285Based pretending to not understand what is being said chad.
>>158553311Lewis got overtaken by Alonso driving an Aston Marten on merit.
>>158553822WE ARE LANDO NORRISWE STICK OUR HEAD IN THE FLAME
>>158553688be honest, how relieved were you when you saw hamilton spinning? must have been such a massive reliefnow you just gotta hope chuck keeps getting lucky, because he's gonna get raped otherwise
the guy that lost the car, hit another driver breaking his car and ruining his race, is in the same tier as the guy whose car and race he ruined, even if he was in front all weekend longfatso...
>>158552931https://www.formula1points.com/simulator/position-simulatorgo fucking wild
>>158553982Hulk and Alonso had much better races than the other three
>>158554005albon had a good one, ahead of sainz all weekend and was able to keep faster cars behind until the track was dry enough, but bear was one of the worse drivers, but retards compare him to his teammate, a driver that was told to only not crash the car, and in that comparison his race doesnt look as bad as is really is
>>158553963wtf what if the kellster sees this? delet
>>158554004>no 0 point option for driving an illegal mercshit website tbqhwyfam
>>158554054you can just dsq a car. a few days ago i did 2007 without mclel and renlol because of spygate
>>lawgod
>>158553326The Raped Team
>>158554084which team will he go to next?
>>158554054The Mercedes isn't illegal.
>he waited 9 years to give the WDC to the wrong driver
have we discussed how some retarded mexicunt has confirmed lolson to ferrari
>>158554228so we are racing in imola and in new zeland??? tahts crazy
>>158554228>ferrarianon...
>>158554228no you got it wronglawson will have an italian teammate
>ceo of wealthiest company on earth gets seduced by a chink spy, pipes her, gets caught, and his company loses hundreds of billions in valueF1 equivalent to this?
>>158554263hornyman at Red Bull
Chuck is such a pussy, Hamilton has called him out in public and he's just lawyered up and gone into hiding.
>>158554207Yes it is.
>>158554054can't be assed to double check if this is all correct, but here's how the table would look like if we deleted Mercedes out of this timeline
>>158554300Proof?
>>158553326So these are some sort of money laundering scheme right. Both him and Lando doing this so close together makes it sound like some tax loop hole.
>>158554317this guy winning a title
>>158553958ok fair i see your point
>>158554361Kimi is one of the best drivers on the grid.
>>158554263Race race Caddy fast fast
>>158553963This but Kelly, Penelope and Lily in 2D
>>158554228
>>158553963Max would unironically make those by himself if his father weren't based and trad
í already knew minardi's from italy..
>>158554263
>>158554402you say this about every driver so your opinion is irrelevant
what the fuck were they thinking
>>158554493why doesn't FKimi want the number T for next season?
>>158554493How did the camera do that?
>>158554493his hand getting chopped off was prophetic
>>158554493Are you not enjoying the AI assisted improvements to F1?
>>158554493The worst part is that it's completely unnecessary. They just do for the love of the slop
>>158554547AI is the future.
Ocon nearly won two years ago in similar conditions, bet Haas felt really good about this one
>>158554584ocon yelled at a woman.camara is a better man.
>>158554493Post the Kimi one on Mexico. They even includes anime tier flashback
>>158554493the schlorp cam pleases the new fans
>>158554584>nearly>20 seconds behind amx who started p17
>>158554588He's Brazilian, he doesn't even know what a real actual woman is.
>>158554595Max profitted heavily from SCs and red flags which bunched the field together. Afaik the low grid position was on Max himself that year.
>>158552399>i blame br*tsDidn't happen on are Bernie's watch, the only fault of the brits was letting the burgers buy and ruin the sport, for which we are sorry>Formula 1 ended the use of grid girls on 30 January 2018>The ban was led by F1’s Liberty Media-era management
https://x.com/Gonzi_RV/status/2119636460827484473cola going full beans to get ahead of gas leak for the pitstop
>>158554600alpines also benefited from the red flag, that's the sole reason they were p1 and p3 at the restartamx got cucked out of a second lap by a red flag in quali (though I'm not sure it was gonna be enough anyway, they fucked the setup)
>>158554604Fuck yeah. Real nigga racing
>>158554604senna's rainincarnation
>>158553288RB fucked up Verstappens front wing in the first stop
>>158552986Why
>>158554493I fucking hate it
>>158554408was zhou a chink spy, ordered by the chink spy lords to seduce the f1 bosses, let them pipe his bussy and then steal engine/car development secrets to send to his chink handlers?
>pecco>narbwhich 63 was the bigger kwab this year?
>>158554493tiktok sport
>>158554596Brasil has the best females in the world.
>>158554725more likely than you think
>>158552340wow, hamilton is literally complete and utter shit...
this place was impressed by the slop transitions in baku, and now this place hates them4chan just like youube comments just react based on the first comment. if the first comment is negative then every comment is.
Great to see that McLaren has managed to diminish the gap that Red Bull has over them.Truly another champion performance from Lando despite Max having a powerful engine advantage over him.It's a shame that McLaren is forced to use Mercedes engines but the fight is on.
>>158553977>relievedLaughing out loud does indeed relieve tension, yes.
>>158554879don't engage with it
tldr if you go to a macaco country, do as the macaco do
>>158554879>yesthat much is obvious.if it was fraudstappen, he would be celebrated for "saving it" masterfully.
>>158554857this one is way too obviously slopsome of the previous ones looked much cleaner
>>158554493they just freezed frame and zoomed inwhat in the fuck
>>158554857I never enjoyed them, but this one takes the shit cake
>>158554315>HAM VER separated by 2 pointsVGH... take me back to 2021
>>158554757Dude totally knew, btw. He was happy fucking bussi until play time was over and he had to pretend he didn't know
>>158554335Why is Liam Lawson not in S tier?
>>158554971not having a contract yet gave him the ick
>>158553416>he changed the fucking rating system>AGAIN
>>158554967yeah there's no way you don't realize something like that after 20 years together but I guess it was easier to do that than to admit he was a fag
*scams you*
Gimi
>>158554493bazllion times better than all the woop woop super mario HUD overlays
>>158554757grim. imagine how much gay twink sexual espionage has taken place in f1 over the years
>>158555065nah, car goodengine really BAD
>>158555065I drop trust anyone who matches light blue with dark blue. looks like he's gonna try and sell me a 2017 BMW 320d.
>>158555065Honda will pay for their crimes
just read that checo is making 35M per year with cadillac.thats a looooooooooooooooooot, no wonder he renewed his contract
>>158555112The honder will come good the moment nando vacates the car
>>158540860
>>158552378this cunt betrays everybody kek
>In the hot streets of Mexico in 2026... I was raped
>>158555161Why do they call him woody?
>>158555166because he looks dead in public
>>158555093medshitters can't blame poowey for the shitting of asston shartin because then their delusion of kwablonso hanging on against all odds against vettel's red bull rocketship disintegrates
>>158555112could they slowly replace honda parts with RBPT parts without honda realizing?
how badly can you be raped until there is truly no coming back
PS3ters, w-webber left us our manager what now do?
>>158553598>HAHAHA YES
>>158555233In modern F1, a lot. Just look at Perez
>>158555233After there is nothing left but an abyssal plain of immeasurable darkness.
>>158555239pastry looks like he's in handcuffs here
i was really impressed by how jorj pulled it back together after that spin that could've happened to anyone, even finishing above his teammatei wonder if anyone else spun in brazil 2026 in the wet and finished above their teammate or if jorj alone has this level of car mastery
I've seen enough, 10 second penalty for Colapinto.
>>158555264This is the moment we both realized he didn't wanna be in this fight anymore.
>>158555390how many death threats did you make after the race?
>>158552399i blame limey fucks too, stupid cunts
vandoorne aliv in fmEme
>>158555130if it wasn't for the rain, i woulda thought this bitch was lactating
amx wdc 2027
>btfo's max>btfo's charlis Lawson taking over from narb as the stewards teachers pet?
>>158555555checked
>>158555555we are checking these digits
>>158555569in the case of lecuck, it's the globohomos desperately trying to help kwabmilton against his teammate
>>158555555Checked
>>158555468about three
>>158553738>instead>we burn our championsyou know what? kinda based
nah
>>158555555noticed
Daily fucking reminder that Fernando Alonso and Sebastian Vettel won the championships while the grid was composed of:Felipe MassaNico RosbergShamilton with a cheating carKimi fucking RaikkonenSchumacher the one and only GOATFernando Alonso | Sebastian VettelJenson ButtonMark WebberTimo ClockKubicaFernando and Sebastian had to beat literal fucking god tier legends while they were in ther prime to earn their world championship title. Meanwhile in 2026 we have Max and Fernando, both with a broken car, and....uh. That's it. This generation is a fucking disaster, and I blame Hamilton for it. Each former legend brought forth the new generation, for example Schumacher was what made Vettel and Alonso get into the sport and want to become a F1 driver. What generational talent has Hamilton brought during his 7 year long domination? He's no one's hero. Lando or Kimi would have been eaten alive back then.
>>158555555based
>>158554228McLaren are swapping Piastri for HamiltonUSA next
>>158555555just put my bet in
>>158555122yeah, that puts him similar to jorge
>>158555506wasnt he in wec?well buemi also runs in wec and formula e, and is a redbull simulator driver>>158555648thats something that alonso said in brazil 06, that his championships had more merit because they were won while schumacher was racing
>>158555648Nico Rosberg had to beat the same people but faced off against Vettel instead of Wobbler and instead of Glock he had to deal with a young Verstappen and Kvyat driving around on track
>>158555648Lewis also won championships with those drivers on the grid.
Mcdonalds for dinner
>>158555835Is that the next oval race?
>>158555835hola checo
>>158555835Double quarter pounder combo and 2x double cheese burgers for me. A perfectly normal amount of food.
>>158555835>>158555838
>>158555835
>>158554600>Afaik the low grid position was on Max himself that year.>Stroll crashing was on Amx
>>158555834>Schumacher
>>158555122is that what gm are paying him or is it collective earnings from his 200 sponsors
>>158555871There was no Schumacher but there was one of the fastest drivers of all time Kovalainen
>>158555555MAX MAX MAX SUPER MAX MAX SUPER SUPER MAX MAX MAX SUPER MAX MAX SUPER SUPERMAX
>>158555903Come to think of it, are Schumachers Lulu's kryptonite? Michael and Ralf didn't race in 2008, Michael returned in 2010-2012. Mick joined the grid in 2021
>>158555835>Big Mac 500
>>158555871Seb didn't win against Michael either.
>>158555834hamilkek has 0 (zero) championships
>>158555122Cartel money laundry
>>158555970Explain 2010-2012. You must be 18 years or older to post here.
>>158555986He has 7.
>>158555990They were in different cars and Michael was past his prime.
>>158555938Ye
>>158555992your mother has 7 whore championships
>>158555992read the USAIDS files, lil bro
>>158556001So Alonso's championships doesn't matter because he was in a Renault while Michael was in a Ferrari? Have your (You)
>>158556030I haven't seen that pic before. Cheers
Sir Lando Norris
let's split the difference i think we can all agree hamilton won 2 or 3 WDCs, no more and no fewer
>>158556125>let's split the differenceI'll send a Tikkie
by the way i'm willing to say the 3rd was 2021 and amx only has 4 wdcs (norris is forcibly removed in this scenario)
>>158556125read the USAIDS files, lil bro
>>158555555
>>158556125No WDC won after 2005 is legitimateneutered globohomo green engines
>>158556183post the bits about hamilton
/f1/ will have the same energy for ugo when they gift him a f1 seat right?
>>158556250ugo uwu?
>>158556181
>>158556250Ugo is nothing like Hamilton, the Hamilton of his generation is Freddie Slater
>>158556250depends what flag he drives under>nigeriajust another pilot>italyi call him moderate racial slurs>u.s.blackcunt title will be transferred
>>158556268>Mikeystopped readingvery clearly pronounced the l at the end of michael
>>158556268not reading your middle school powerpointmax only has 4 wdcs and SIR lewis shamilton earned all 3 WDCs including 2021
>>158556250>>158556258Ugochukwu Orlandi
>>158556302bless you
the only thing hamilton has "earned" is a shotgun blast to the head
>>158552504>professional bottler>breaks the bottle>sticks face into fireworks>everyone puts out the fire with champagne I don't think this level of comedy will be achieved by another podium ever again
keep this up austria and i'll give hamilton a 4th wdc
GTA6 is downloading :-)
>>158556347yes it will - when he manages to fall off the podium stage and spends 3 months in hospital with broken everything
>>158556380when does that come out anywayslet me know how the racing is in the game so i can decide if i want to buy it in a decade or whenever it comes to pc
>>158556224Incorrect.
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>158556372you can add 10 or take everything away if you want to, doesn't change the fact that we live in the cursed timeline where he has 7 to his name
Idk how to feel about MWL but with 2 white drivers. Hamilton there has stained any support
>>158556454i choose to ignore reality
narb has always been a more entitled, irritating and insufferable prick of a cunt than blackcunt and after melbourne i was contemplating tuning out this year so his utter humiliation this year has been one of the only things keeping me watching and hope it carries on next year
>>158556460it would be way, way more tolerable, just like 2000-2004 ferrariprobably way less woke shit in f1 too
actually jorj is the third best driver on the grid, humble, charming, and eloquent
jorj is cringe but what's even more cringe is torjer occasionally interrupting the team radio to tell people off.
>Vegas next
>tfw no more practice at 3am local time after they kicked the crowd out
>>158556661ynr toto insisting the track is safe and blocking ferrari from not having to pay for their car getting russell branded
>>158555648Max got a decent 4 years of championships, think maybe that might inspire the next generation? I'm still sad how Chuck turned out, I thought he might be the next superstar back when he was driving for Sauber.
Guys what are the chances Lance’s kills himself before 2027
>>158557328I wish these photos were actually 4K. These ratios are useless.
>>158557357>These ratios are useless.what were you going to use it for?
>>158557396Desktop wallpaper of course.
>>158557856get help?
>>158552771>NARB
>>158552739why is he so smug
>>158555648Timo Cock
>start in the back>has rocket>everyone gets out of the way>muh 20th to 2nd racelmao
>>158558152Russel reached 2nd?
>>158555555Can't argue with those
>>158558414They were fixing his rear wing because he lost control on the wet and slid into Alonso
>>158558513why would alonso do that?
>>1585584970 race awareness
HE
boomer coomer
>>158560192GABRIELLE MINI.... HE IS IN!
>>158559798Bottom right. No tattoos spotted. Certified qt
>>158560265>argie immediately going for the whitest woman
>>158560478
>>158555555this, most certainly
>>158560265>Bottom rightQuite literally the only two girls who didn't get identified in that guy's comment section. Grim.
>>158555555>5555555 indeed
>>158559798>bottom left
>ynr nowinstappen was a real possibility
>>158559798>boobs>choker>nailsliterally diamonds
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>158559798top left is allowed to ruin my life
>>158559798they're all extremely mid if I am being honest
>>158561889we know your type
>>158561915that's some tastelet, if I found out my fapfuel is a tranny I'd fap harder
AXM onboard from Brazilhttps://vksport.vkvideo.ru/video-52461685_456261214
>>158561889I just think its funny that an old man goes around the paddock looking for half naked slags to photograph
I would too if I had access
i'd be an absolute pest if i were let onto the paddock
on reddit and twitter, they are saying norris is the new vettel as in either put a double-digit gap on everyone or finish outside of podium
>>158562201>on reddit and twitter
>>158562207they are the average f1 viewer in 2026
>>158562215The average f1 viewer is a chinese woman who lives in china
Those people are some persons kid... Can you guys relax...?
>>158562224maybe I should dig some hupu and billibilli to see what they think of the drivers
>>158562224Most Chinese women live in China, provided they're not fucking Albon.
>>158554757>Shi Pei>Shi WeiI'm noticing
>I suck your cocku if you tell me the greatest F1 secretwell?
>>158562274>the greatest F1 secretHamilton is complete and utter shit.
If a chinese dog was an F1 driver he'd be called Shar Pei
some of the top drivers and most updooted comment from hupu:Schumacher Michael - 9.9>Michael Jordan of the racing world, actually.Senna - 9.8>When I was a kid, I first watched Schumacher race and was so impressed that I asked my dad if there was anyone even better than him; my dad replied that there was a Brazilian named Senna.Gimi - 9.8>He steers clear of team politics and avoids fostering rivalry with his teammates; he is a man of few words who prefers to stay out of the spotlight, enjoys a drink, and places great value on his family.Leclerc - 9.6>A man crying in a FerrariMax Verstappen - 7.1>He could surpass Hamilton in the future, but he still wouldn't be on Schumacher's level.Hamilton - 8.8>He should have been an eight-time champion. I respect Schumacher, but when it comes to F1, Hamilton is, without a doubt, the greatest and the face of the sport.
>>158562320and Zhou - 9.6:>When a flower blooms in the desert, there’s always a group of people who insist on comparing it to a peony. (chinese proverb equivalent to "Don't judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree")
>without a doubt the greatest>8.8Pitchfork reviews f1 now?
>>158562417both he and max have a lot of 1-star ratings, but because there are more hamilton fans in china than max fans, he is hurt more
>>158562428max is hurt more, I mean
>>158562428>there are more hamilton fans in chinaThat's what happens when people get indictrinated by their state for decades and unlearn to think for themselves. Same reason Americans love him so much.
>>158562428for fun, here's a couple of low-rated reviews about both:max:>Dirty Verstappen>Technical skills 5, character 1>The car is better than Ham's.>Good driving, but poor character.>Does having a good car automatically make one the best in this day and age?ham:>Relying on your vehicle means letting your teammates down.>Nigger>History will remember Kimi "The Iceman" Räikkönen, the tragic figure of Felipe Massa, Mark "Captain" Webber, and the legendary Fernando Alonso. As for Lewis Hamilton, he will be remembered only for his staggering statistics and the narrative that he simply had the best car.>Ayrton Senna, the racing god. Michael Schumacher, the racing king. And then there’s...>To think he actually lost to that "little princess" (max verstappen), someone even their own fans can't stand, what an absolute embarrassment.
>>158562483>History will remember [...] Mark "Captain" WebberKek.
>>158562490genuinely no idea why he's here and not vettel, same for massathe mind of the chinese is a mystery
>>158562513>same for massaOne of Shamilton's WDC belongs to him
>>158562513Hey, at least Massa is a world champion.
>>158562483Why is Leclerc rated so high? Do they hate Borto for taking Zhou's seat?
>>158562538>Why is Leclerc rated so highhe cute
>>158562538>Why is Leclerc rated so highhe's cute and funny, also pulls ferrari to the podiumsmost of the ratings come from 2023, so the hamilton fans didn't tank his score yetthe list only has, outside of those in the post, Vettel, Rosberg and AlonsoI'll have to dig through the actual forums to see about Bort and current opinions, will post
>>158559798all mid
>Leclerc will be on the list of "Best but never wins a title because he was in xyz era"
>>158555555sexts confirm
>>158562613Leclerc will be forgotten as soon as he retires
>>158562613>because he was in a FerrariFtfy.
>>158562550the chinese opinions about -zhou +bortoleto:>No matter how "trash" you might think Zhou is, he still managed to race in F1 for three solid years. Something that, in all likelihood, no one from Malaysia will ever achieve in your lifetime. (responding to some butthurt malaysian screenshotting his takes about zhou)>Welcome to the "prison" If you run into any issues with your lap times, just trust yourself, it’s definitely the car’s fault.>Time to drive the tractor!other replies are also responding to the buttmad malaysian, so probably don't hate him. the news about him negotiating for a spot in sauber are also filled with nothing but doom and that he'd only be a reserve driver or that f1 wants chinese sponsorships
>>158562637Wasn't there a Malaysian F1 driver? Or am I thinking of another SEA country
>>158562643ryo the indonesian
>>158562652I checked and there's Alex Yoong who drove for Minardi in 2001-2002
gimi
>>158556268saved
>>158557827Hadjar also had a good reaction.
>>158560265>No tattoos spottedUpper-mid right shoulder, anon.
and for the last, the recent comments about lecuck/shamilton drama:>You’re just not up to the task.Back in the day, Sainz used to take the fight to Leclerc himself! >It’s a bit humorous coming from the old man.>Rosberg: Hamilton is particularly aggressive when facing me.>Constantly trying to exert pressure via the media might be fine at other teams, but at Ferrari, it will only hasten your own ousting.>Still running his mouth, this guy really never stops yapping. When it comes to complaining about his teammates, he’s truly the GOAT.>Oh woe is me, why are all the 21 drivers beside myself are such jerks, racing me so hard?>Considering Leclerc never had a Mars Rover for a car and never had FIAMG gifting him championships, no wonder why people are on his side and not the side with the most ungrateful and entitled fans in all of motorsports>Didn't really notice it the first year, the gap was just too wide for them to even cross paths. But this season, it’s become clear: the "politics class" is officially in session.>Just talking shit>Is the old man wying for a team principal spot?>Hamilton’s comments reek of double standards. Has he forgotten how he battled against Nico Rosberg ten years ago? That rivalry was far more intense, and keep in mind, Hamilton was already 31 at the time, and he and Rosberg had been childhood friends who grew up together. In the final race of the 2016 season in Abu Dhabi, Rosberg held a 12-point lead; he only needed to finish second to secure the WDC. Determined to prevent Rosberg from winning the title, Hamilton, who was leading the race, deliberately slowed his pace. By backing the field up, he allowed Max Verstappen and Sebastian Vettel to close the gap to Rosberg, hoping they would overtake him and push him out of the top two, which would have cost Rosberg the championship. When the Mercedes pit wall instructed Hamilton to pick up the pace, he replied: "I am losing the World Championship, so I don't care."
>>158562727>tl;drtwo retards fighting
>>158562731Another Ferrari masterclass
>>158562731only one retard and he has brown skin
>>158562749The guy on the left could fucking body that skinny bitch.
>>158562779DEX > STR NIGGA
>>158562763Well, any other driver would have been blackflagged for erroneous and dangerous driving. But Sir Lewis knew that FIA was on his side. That's the real problem.
Modern F1 is a fucking joke. Drivers have very little control of the race outcome, other than their driving ability and performance on race day. Even your own team can manipulate your car performance. F1 is basically a law onto themselves and easily break rules to suit their agenda(s).F1 is a show with a storyline. The racing is authentic, especially qualifying, but mostly it's the team that's been allowed from the FIA to have an advantage over the rest of the field that usually has the best chance to get pole. The team that wins the championship has already been chosen before the season starts. The FIA can change rules at will, or cause stewards to sway decisions in favour of a particular team or driver, to influence results to make the show exciting. No different from WWE.
you forgot to mention verstappen
>>158562805It's only that way until the big guy gets his hands on you and grounds himself due to a low center of gravity, even worse if he has a mad upper body and vice grip. He doesn't even have to move from where he's at, let the target come to you.
>>158562824You suck his dick even harder than kaaskops. Funny that you thought about him when I said about cheating and fraud kek. Deep down you know.
deep down I know that you usually mention him in your "wwe" rants and this time didn'tthat's about it
>arguing about Verstappen while we're in the Lando Norris era
*checks watch*Oh that era ended 2 days ago
>>158562893>>158562893>>158562893
>>158562860>lando norriswho? is that a star wars character?
>>158562320>Hamilton - 8.8>>He should have been an eight-time champion. I respect Schumacher, but when it comes to F1, Hamilton is, without a doubt, the greatest and the face of the sport.lol
>>158552739my dad won a master of sport title for karting in the USSR and it pains me that we didn't get into karting together here because he was too busy working
