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Tonight, the premier kingdom and undisputed #1 team of the NFC Hemisphere with the best defense in the league face off against the second best team of the AFC.Who shall emerge victorious? Who shall be exposed as frauds? The bills or the NFC?
ALL STATSFAGS MUST HANG
>>158555584kys statmutt
>stop proving my favorite player bad with stats and facts, i-i want to believe!
dexter lawrence
>so fucking good you only get to play 3 out of 4 quarters in a game>defense gets upgraded too
>>158555603And there it is.
my Bungholes need to trade for JT NOW NOW NOW NOW
My Chargies!
Michael Wilson is out for the season. What a loss.
>>158555584My herbie just needs more time
total nick wright exposure and humiliation
>Hjalt!
STILL FIRST
Based Space Jam enjoyer
>>158555612>we're good
IT’S HAPPENING
>the Jaguars are trading a 2027 first-round pick and a 2029 second-round pick to the Eagles for defensive tackle Jordan Davisholy fuck the jags are going even more all in
JAGGIES ALL IN
>>158555628Uhh what does this mean? He can now be cut/traded (though no one would trade for him, of course)?
He's the new Rodgers but without leadhead retards to choke away his potential.
>>158555561Ohio is the fucking midwest you midwit. It's not for middle west, it's because everything that's west of New England is mid at best. Chicago Pizza is mid, loose cheeseburgers are mid, Cheese curds are mid, and it only gets worse from there. Some of it is straight up shit. Detroit hotdog sauce is literally shit, like if you had Indians make hot dogs. Same with skyline chili. Milwaukees best? If that's the best Milwaukee can do everyone their should catch ebola. Ohio should be grateful to even be considered mid with how shit almost everything within it's borders is.
>>158555631>>158555637Howie no!!!We don't need ALL the picks
>>158555637Was he the one that killed his friends in college or was it the other fat n___r DT they have their team?
>>158555584My colts paid Daniel Jones $50million to be worse than Tanner McKee
>>158555640>seething this hard about leadheadsmidwest mindbreaks ya!
>>158555641The picks will continue until morale improves
My Billies :) My Joshie :)
>>158555584the funniest part of this image is jayden daniels moving up 2 ranks while playing worse because of how hard gaye, cousinfucker and gayleb choked
>>158555640>not in the middle of the country>not in the westkek. Ohio is definitely NOT in the Midwest.
>>158555637massive overpay but the window is now so might as well do it
>>158555637When Trevor flames out in the playoffs this will be hilarious
>>158555612Why so he carry the ball 9 times per game while Burrow throws 50 attempts?Bengals run game isn't even bad they just never bother with it.
>>158555645Who's seething? it's not like I can smell you fucks from the plane
I told y'all mahomes has no equal. You kept saying he loses to the bears but they barely beat the bucs, a team mahomes dominated when Brady was on them 2-1.
>>158555638Don’t rule out my colts
who want smoke with mewho want smoke with mewho want smoke with me
>>158555637How exactly are you supposed to fucking beat the Jaguars? Seriously?
>>158555637What the fuck? Damn you were a great iggle
>>158555664Wait for Trevor to throw picks or to do nothing on offense?
>>158555651Thinking about Jayden Daniels again
>>158555656*shoots you down with an AA gun*
>>158555658>colts TRADING for AiyukOh God yes please give my niners picks for a guy we all want gone.
My vikie wikies goo goo gaa gaa baby go poopie
>>158555677
>>158555677Most sophisticated leadhead
Holy fuck Jacksonville
>>158555628What if Aiyuk said he was really, really, really sorry? Like really sorry and he really meant it and he would do all the chores around the house he was so sorry? Like what if he wrote a letter?
>>158555670If there's 2 things the midwest knows nothing about it's AA and sobriety. Well 3 things, being at a healthy weight.
a 1st and a 2nd for a run-stuffing nose tackle. this should be the moment where we as a society officially retire the "qb league" cliche and declare the New Golden Age of the Run Game
leadhead rolls off the tongue and describes them well, i like this meme
>Jaguars trade the farm for defensive players when their D is good>T Law still lacks a #1 WRLike I get it, they were not gonna get Justin Jefferson or something, but no offensive pieces?
>Eagles have 10 picks in the first two rounds over the next three yearsHowie will hit on 9 of the 10 and win an owl with a rebuilt roster. again.
>>158555664it's funny because the jags could've made zero moves today and still would've been my favorite out of the afcnow it's pretty much guaranteed they're going to the owl
>>158555677Dawww wut a disgwusting act
da bears makin ya seethe?
>4 INTsi was smiling and laughing all night
>>158555693>now it's pretty much guaranteed they're going to the owljust like the rams before week 1 right?
>>158555637sheeeeit
>>158555683This didn't have the sense of "comedy" you had hoped it would.
>>158555692I'm going to miss this giga nigga. But yeah A new coach, Jalen as a bridge QB, and a revamped offense with key pieces on defense signed. GET IT DONE HOWIE
>>158555677"as he shoots the moon to the fans"
>>158555701week 9 isn't week 1 lil gup
Jeffery Simmons and Dexter Lawrence were massive steals at this point
>>158555637bronco boys, how we feeling?
>>158555700Gayleb is huffing his own farts with some of these throws. He thinks he can do the fadeaway jumper to throw the ball away and it'll be fine because he's so special. If they want to be actual contenders he better start playing adult football.
Kinda weird how the team with a jewish GM just magically gets rid of all these big contract players and teams just overpay for them no matter who they are. Really weird...
My burrs would bussyblast both of these shit teams playing tonight
>>158555715>the team with a jewish GMdo you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
>>158555689Trevor Lawrence isn't a receiver babby he spreads the ball around and makes the guys around him look goodThis is why BTJ has zero value, if you can't get touches from Lawrence you're going to be worse off in an offense that relies on you to move the ball through the air
>>158555662What strain you smokin nigga
SUPER BOWL THEORY IS REAL
>>158555719Didn't they lose to the Kangz?
>>158555715Jordan Davis is a legit run blocking DT, he's worth a 1st round pick. The Eagles wanted him to be a run blocking AND pass rushing DT but it's just not his strength. >>158555692I think that means Howie is signing Ojomo
>>158555637>10 picks in the first two rounds of the next three drafts
>iggles are trading DT Jordan Davis to the JagsJaggin' off all day long
>>158555730but it was raining, but only when the burrs were on offense! and the ELITE Carson Wentz was playing, how could the keep up with 9 points with that HISTORIC offense?
>white and humble lightskins like stroud and love on top in the NFLYup. It's the best era since Brady.
>>158555735WE ARE IN FULL TANK MODE BABY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNx6ITEijCgTHANK YOU BABY
>>158555729The yellow on it is for jagrawr. The blue on it is for loin. You know what that means...
But why? Why not keep him and Carter as the mainstays of the unit?
>>158555740>Stroud>HumbleHe said he was a top 3 QB in the NFL his rookie year and coincidentally named his top 5 QBs (including himself) and they were all black. The guy is a fucking loser.Love is fine, people on here just hate him because they hate the Packers, Love isn't like Stroud.
>>158555733*wins*
>>158555735It doesn't matter. They have nu-godgers at the helm with non retarded management. They're the brewers of the NFL. You will seethe as they destroy your big market teams.
>>158555749>Love is fineI have 43 webms that would argue that statement.
>>158555747Probably signing Ojomo who was thought to be the one who was getting traded
>>158555677Best post ITT right now
>>158555756he only has 42 career interceptions so what's the extra one
>Leads Duvall to Paradise
i dont mind if black guys are gays i.e. Caleb because atleast they're not targeting our white women. Caleb as it stands is funny as hell in every aspect, and im rooting for him
>>158555756Holy shit, I forgot to make some more Love webms.
>>158555756I mean from an attitude perspective. He is not a racebaiter like Stroud.
>>158555749That is entirely irrelevant. Arrogance and Humbleness is dictated entirely by the uppityness of posters on 4chan.org/sp/. you could win 5 superbowls in a row but if nobody ever posts anything here it doesn't count
Raiders should trade for Jalen Carter
>>158555729
>>158555766The prince from the outer worlds....
>Josh Hines-Allen>Arik Armstead>Jordan Davis>Travon Walker
>>158555751>unless it's a divisional opponent, then they outscore us 3:1 or more
>>158555745CATB OWL
Oops! Did I ruin your threadly post?! I’m sorry!
duval county is mogging our teams bro
DON'T RUN FROM DIS BELT BOY
I just don't think that they can reliably play QB at the intellectual level needed for the position
>Puka Nacua is likely to go on IR with an MCL/PCL sprain and turf toerams finna boutta miss the playoffs
>>158555765Alternate angle.
Howie fleece?
>>158555777They would want a Simmons haul even though he's not as good
>>158555777for brock bowers? sure. howie will throw in a wawa gift card.
>>158555793Didn't you see though? The old fat fuck and the guy that got away with attempted murder finally played a game together.
oh schizzy schizzythey are looking right at you and talking againhehehe
>>158555700but yet he still won
>drains your team of draft capital using ashkenazi mind tricks
>>158555798He already did with the Pats. I expect another one before the deadline
Bears are going to go 0-6 or 1-5 against the NFCN and 10-1 against the rest of the league and lose horrifically to a rival jester in the playoffs.
>tfw white head coach
>>158555813He really wore the blue square.
>>158555714he sounds like a gay black version of farve with even more of an ego>>158555812did he? i'm pretty sure the cuccs defeated themselves and the bears defense did 10x more to win than gayleb did
>>158555817Hell yeah bro I'll toke to that.
>>158555813Ashkenazi women also use their mouths to drain football talent
>>158555820he did it to help stop jews from hating everyone, right?
>>158555826God I wish I was Football Talent
>>158555826>”Inject me with more plastic, daddy!”
>>158555828I honestly don't know what it means besides something jewish.
>>158555826which parts of her body are the same ones that were hers when she was shat out of her mother's cunt?
>>158555749Stroud got humbled hard after his rookie year, he was a jackass back then but he's matured
Caleb will be just fine.
>>158555765>he only has 42 career interceptionsWow, that's like twice as many as Caleb had last night.
Why hasn't Hailee Steinfeld drained Josh Allen yet?
>>158555826Herbie should get moved to some cold shithole up north so this vapid whore prys herself off of him
>>158555801For Mayer? Absolutely
>>158555853To retarded to fall victim to her Jewish sorcery
>>158555845>and thats why he is a top 5 qb
Thanks for the free owl birdbros
Eagles fire sale is beginning:The Jacksonville Jaguars are trading a 2027 first-round pick and a 2029 second-round pick to the Philadelphia Eagles for defensive tackle Jordan Davis, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter.This is the Jaguars' third trade for a defensive player Monday, following the acquisitions of safety Jessie Bates III and defensive tackle Davon Godchaux in trades with the Atlanta Falcons and New Orleans Saints, respectively.
>Goff plays a little bad but still maintains his composure>Jordan "Skylord" Love plays out of his mind>gayleb collapsesThe vikings are either going to decimate the bills or collapse entirely under the pressure500 Gigapascals of boiling lead weigh down upon them. how shall they answer?
>>158555757Powerpuff villain ass
>puka nacua going on IR with an MCL and PCL sprain and turf toeRasms were already struggling to score on a terrible commie and cardinals team, that offense is going to be putrid
>>158555868
>>158555845This is why Caleb throwing 4 INTs is a good thing, actually!Jesus I hate talking heads so much.
>it's ok when gayleb chokes horrifically because uhh... the GOAT also threw a few interceptions in his 20 years of dominanceI dare you to post a worse interception from a hyped QB
>>158555868first time hearing about this
>>158555868I still can't believe they got Bates
>>158555823considering he was on the team called the chicago bears which beat the bucs 27-24, i believe it makes him the winner, and you the seething bitch mad at da burrs
>>158555876>Le ebin superteam
>>158555640>>158555645>>158555652>>158555680>>158555683>>158555687
>>158555883that's ok, it's just a regular season game right?
>>158555876Can Garret play WR?
>>158555845Holy fucking cope. Keep in mind Caleb has played 3 great games and 2 awful games this season. The MVP chants died overnight. Yesterday they very clearly won in spite of him. It's a good thing for the bears to show that they can win, albeit against a bad team, with their QB being awful, but you just have to hope Caleb shapes up.
>Sean McVay says Rams WR Puka Nacua has an MCL-PCL sprain and turf toeMcVay you fucking idiot you completely tanked our season with that useless playcall at the end holy FUCK
>>158555853she's too busy getting blacked in hollywood instead.
>He's posting 15 year old memes again to distract himself from the dogshit performance his gay qb had
>>158555883That was DJ Moore's fault for not anticipating that Caleb was going to throw the ball like shit
The Prince that was Promised...
>>158555883>I dare you to post a worse interception from a hyped QB
i can't tell who causes more seethe, bo nix or da bears. kiwibro, your call?
>they unironically believed they had the MVP in shartcagothis swing literally killed ditka, one day before he would have seen the sox choke too, under the weight of the cubtrannies transferred curse born out of pure seethe towards the sewers being unstoppable
>>158555637I thought Jordan Davis got injured a few weeks back how is he healthy already
uh oh chikaner melty!da bears makin him seethe!
Eagles 1st and 2nd Round Picks>Eagles 2027: Eagles 1st, Jaguars 1st; Eagles 2nd>Eagles 2028: Eagles 1st, Patriots 1st; Eagles 2nd, Ravens 2nd>Eagles 2029: Eagles 1st; Eagles 2nd, Jaguars 2nd
>>158555909that cope doesn't work, moore can't make that pass and he's been great for the bills.the zesty buck can't see the defender against a light dusting of snow. so much for the cold weather advantage you spammed about for a week
>>158555929add a bengals 2nd
>>158555914LMAO
>>158555926Take your meds
>>158555914>A Future HOFer 8Alright, 52 seconds left on the clock, 2 timeouts for green gay. Ball at their own 36-yard-line. Love takes the snap, good protection, but for some reason he rolls out right, bosa pressures, pass ISSSSSSSSSS THROWN INTO TRIPLE COVERAGE AND INTERCEPTED BY A LINEBACKER! WOW! WHAT A THROW! THEY BETTER PAY HIM $55M/yr AFTER THAT PERFORMANCE!
Aiyuk, you ARE a queef!
>>158555947this gay mexican lives in skokie
>>158555940wut
:)
>>158555945i read this in buck's voice except he would have added NO FLAGS at the end there.
>There's a TE on the Commanders named YankoffKek
>leadheads trying to cope by pointing to the failures of their fellow leadheadsdoesn't work in big 2026
>The Jaguars struck a deal to land Philadelphia Eagles defensive tackle Jordan Davis on Monday afternoon, just a day ahead of the NFL trade deadline, the team announced. In return, the Eagles are getting multiple draft picks, including a first-round pick for next April.whoa
>>158555947It's funny how he intentionally built an army of losers and now hates his fan base for being full of losers.
>>158555954I was in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois
>>158555947I was gonna say this asshole has never caught a pass in his life, but that's wrong.
Rams shouldn't trade for anybody. They're on the outside looking in and don't have a ton of picks to trade. McVay needs to elevate the players on the roster, lean on the defense and the run game, and tread water until they get back.
>>158555689Is Washington not that already?
>>158555959Cute
What's a lead head?
>>158555954>t-that bearsfag doesn't count!holy kek
>>158555914>>158555756Was wondering when this raped retard faggot would come back
>peanut punch suddenly forgetting fifty years worth of football also using the punch lmao
>robbed the pats>robbed the ravens>robbed the jags How does Howie do it?
Anyone know of any trades happening today? Haven't seen any posts about them yet.
>>158555973Honestly it just seems like a lost year
Just don't have a gay mutt QB who you paint your nails for and we won't make fun of you
>>158555982what the fuck are you talking about retard? he lives in skokie so it makes sense he'd be a burrsfagyou fucking retarded nigger faggot
>>158555981apparently a lot of lead poisoning in old industrial cities like those in the midwest
>>158555991Sources say I traded $10 in for a burger and fries combo with a conditional Dr. Pepper if the ice machine is working
>>158555981You oughtta know sweetie
>>158555981Forced genny meme
>>158555983The packers play again next Sunday. You can see them then.
>>158555817Thats like 90% of them
The most telling attribute of the sadness of bearsfags is that they cannot show you a single meme about their success that isn't irrevocably tainted by VHS artifactsEven the lions and green bay can manage memes more recent than that. They're literally coasting off shit from the cold war
Do you guys have teams you like outside your conference? I root for the Dolphins in the AFC because I like their colors.
>>158555957trust
>>158555637Jeez nigga jagwires think they're winning it all
>>158556003None of those cities are in the Midwest.
>>158556026JaguarsI lived in Jacksonville for a bit
>>158556027who do they want?
>Lions win decently>Packers win big>Burrs humiliate themselves>KANGZ play the next daypeak kino
>>158556026Nah, fuck the other 31 teams.
>>158556026Nope. Can't be assed about irrelevant NFC teams
>>158556013kek
>>158556026Packers are my team, but I always had a soft spot for the Jags
>>158555981it is a simple meme which explains the cancerous nature of all NFCN teams and also dem sois
Midwest teams have way more soul than anything on the coasts. It's like this in every sport.
I'm so fucking hyped bros. Haven't been this excited since 2017.
>>158556003even worse, it was revealed that chicago has a shit ton of lead pipes because their corrupt unions insisted they be used instead of non-lead pipes because it would take longer to install
>>158555915Bo Nix 100% Caleb faggot/bussy posting is funny but most people don't get triggered by it. One mere "Yup, you're having a Bo induced melty" and you'll see people throw a wobbly for the next hour
>>158556048you've never even been to lameblow, packturd wannabe.
>>158556038Vikucka are finishing 4th in thr division. They're getting spanked by the Bills tonight and following that up with Jordan Love raping them.
not even a burrsfag, already said my team is the jests so i know we're fucked and out of the conversation i just admire da burrs for the seethe they generate. stop getting triggered like little bitches over a zesty qb and then we can talk kek
The Chargers are being forced to endure humiliation rituals week after week as punishment for tearing Mahomes’ knee last season.
>>158556038>bears win>skol gets humiliated on national tv as the frauds they arefix'd that for you
>>158556066....and then you woke up. Both are stale and forced.
Bo Nix is terrible. I hate him. I hate the Broncucks. They're not winning the Super Bowl. Take that.
>>158556066
>>158556060soul perhaps, but not success. Numbers speak for themselves.>>158556078true, very true.
>>158556068Seething
>da kangz suck! They haven't even beaten any good teams this year!
>>158555664>be mutthomes>wait for flagswow that was easyand why are teams going so apeshit for DT's now? is everyone trying to speedrun a shoddy rebuild like the dolphins did a few years back? be semi-good for 2 years so you can suck for the next 5?
>>158556072you're clearly very new to the NFL if you respect any NFCN teami guess since the NFL is sportsconquering foreign countries we should expect newbies so we should be patient with you
>>158556066this is true but chikaner melts down when da burrs win and spams the shit out of the thread in a cope, so he definitely does get extremely triggered by da burrs. can't deny bo nix makes em seethe though.
>>158556066This is true im afraid. It's been nonstop seethe the moment picrel happened
>>158556072fr that team is set up for comedy gold for the next few years
>>158556085We're actually playing the bills on christmas day this year. Really hoping we get a merry bo nix christmas...
>AFL is so dogshit they have to flee to American Football to cope
The Jacksonville Jaguars will at the end of this season still be one of four teams to never play in a super bowl, and they'll have no draft picks to make up for it.
repeat after me: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOUIE
>He will be spamming the same webms as cope as the Vikings keep sliding out of the division raceIf only the season ended Week 7. You would've been crowned.
>willfully being a fan of the Jets
>>158556118Why do you always post about your boyfriend, anon?
jags might have the most athletic DLine in NFL history nowthis all feels like future prepping to stop josh allen
>>158556118happy birthday, heatbringer
>spamming>wahhh, i don't like it so it's spam! wahhh!kwapackturd
>>158556026I like the Bears because Bears are a cool animal and their zesty quarterback and autistic head coach are hilarious
what's this move called?
Gonna fap to Mina before the game
>>158556119Perma enternally raped victims
>>158556133$55m/year (+ tip).
>>158556133didnt he have a false start called on him yesterday because he lost balance before a tush push
I've seen NFCN's of all types get uppity and get raped for my entire football watching life. The bears are no different than the rest. Keep in mind they're literally winless in their leadhead division and ben johnson/gayleb have literally NEVER beat the lionsit's just another bunch of retards to get culled. Every year the leadfields give us another dipshit team and fanbase to humble. That's just how things are.
>League source on #Jaguars: "How about if they're not done yet?"HOW?
>>158556133False start...on the quarterblack?
>>158556108>MFW I'm traveling during the African American Friday game
>>158556154Trade for Derrick Brown I dunno
The Vikings are an all time KWAB franchise. No idea how their fans even muster the willpower to talk about that shitheap of a team.
The Best Team In The NFCThe Best Team In The JesterguildTheir Canonical Representatives.The Collective Centuries of Lead all boil down to this game.
>>158556161I think we lose that one, might as well not watch 2bh
>>158555996Stafford era has been great, it is what it is
>>158556154Might move on BTJ. That all they have left to trade.
>ONE superbowl 40 years ago>thinks its anything to brag aboutthe only sports accomplishments chicago has is in floorsqueek and it was 30 years ago
>>158556171They're losing tonight. They're losing on Sunday too, they're also gonna lose the week after that.
if my bengies don't trade for a linebacker i'm going to kill myself before the end of the season. i can't watch these two BUSTS fall for every play action any longer
>>158556164What picks do they even have left? Their 3rd rounders and day 3 picks?
The seethe intensifies
Conflicted on whether the jags are geniuses or absolute morons
>>158556154It'll be BTJ for a cornerback or something because QBs won't even throw at Travis Hunter and the other CB whether it's Jourdan Lewis or Jarrian Jones aren't cashing in on QBs throwing to the left side of the field all game
>>158556196Yes
>>158556184If they lose the entire NFC loses. They're your best team.
>>158556191*the comedy
>>158556196The Jags are based retards.
>>158556154we still have a 2028 firstie bucko
jaguars are becoming a mercenary team, be sure to hate on them like you do with my Rammies
jesterguild, tranny coast, bums with history, and whoever else; you can continue with your dumbuss arguments and coping but the nfl future has been decided. It's the jagage
>they beat us but we're actually better than them or something
>>158556204....on opposite day
>>158556211OK but nobody is trading anything meaningful for that
>>158556212
>>158556213Brother, I don't even think you really believe that.
>>158556205>bearsfags with one superbowl 40 years ago trying to use this copestones in lead houses
>>158556212I don't think you know what a mercenary is
>>158555729Jags were robbed of a Super Bowl appearance in 2017 because the NFL thought we weren't popular enough. If we make it to the AFCC again I'm fully expecting the most blatant refball ever again. Jags will have to earn a trip to the Super Bowl. The league will never help us get there.
Why hasnt there been another potentially undefeated run since the Panthers of all teams in 2015?
new ann michael maye just dropped
>their jesterdivision has one superbowl in the last 28 years>given that it's /nfl/ it's almost certainly their hated rivals of green gay even the NFCS has 2 in the same time periodthe fucking saints are mores successful than you
>>158556230>because the NFL thought we weren't popular enough.No, it's because Doug Marrone and his coaching staff are pussies that stopped letting their team play aggressively.
>>158556239Does Drake really make so little money that she needs a Wayfair sponsorship?
AFC Supremacy Looms
>>158556096i respect only da burrs because i liked chicago when i went over, was a great city and had an awesome time.
>>158556240The Packers won a Super Bowl right after the Saints, so you're wrong. How embarrassing that must be for you.
>>158556247saints didn't have a GOAT tier QB and only win a single owl with themwhich is fitting because the bears had a GOAT tier defense and coach and only won a single owl as well
>Gardner Minshew might be out for Rams @ Cardinals>Carson Beck would start in his steadGarrett and Donald, I'mma need you to get that W before the Bye Week.
>>158556109sorry but afl is better, however nfl is cool. you americans are alright, i appreciate that you invented your own sports instead of just playing wogball like the rest of europe.
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>158556243He will when his rookie deal is up. Just planning ahead
>>158556260Even enemy teams are starting to respect his greatness
>>158556266Kek
>>158556082Same it gets frustrating to hate watch the Broncos bailing him out week by week
>pssst, wanna come squander your potential?
how did the fagtriots get such a beatdown by the fudge backers @ home
>>158556244this nigga is gonna be running for his fucking life every play against the jaguars if they play in the ploffs again
>>158556274green bay always has some bullshit qb2receiver combo while the rest of their team sucks ass
Packers can't win a super bowl cause they don't have a running game
>mfw the Drake and Caleb MVP conversations are dead
Stop dropping the fucking ball
deep down they know the Jags and the AFC are elite and they're just playing for the honor of losing to the AFC in the superbowl
>>158556292feels fucking goodcut out two cancers in two weeks
>>158556185we like our guys
>>158556290Don't worry! They have a "Future HOFer" at QB!
>sub fucking dak tier in 2 hours
>>158555584Regions with elite QBs>Florida>Norcal>Upstate NY>Ohio>Houston>Kansas City>Green Bay>Detroit
>[Schefter] Chargers trade Justin Herbert to Jaguars for conditional 2028 5th round pick. Solid depth behind Lawrence.>[Schefter] Chargers trade Justin Herbert to Jaguars for conditional 2028 5th round pick. Solid depth behind Lawrence.>[Schefter] Chargers trade Justin Herbert to Jaguars for conditional 2028 5th round pick. Solid depth behind Lawrence.
Why do the black players instinctively put their hands up when they think the reffies are going to shoo- er, I mean flag them?
>>158556327god damn it it's real
>>158556254>have the better QB by every statistical metric >have same number of rings>but the other guy is the GOAT or something because the passes look pretty
>the good guys are winning this season
>>158556327>implying Herbert is worth a 5th rounder right now
HERBERT TO THE JAGS
>>158556266Cool it with the antisemitism
>>158556334rodgers should have won multiple superbowls, it's a testament to leadhead retardation that the packers only won one with himits a direct mirror of the bears only winning one with their 85 defense and ditka, instead he retired to be a media pundit and could never reach the level of actual good coaches
Why is everyone so mad except us?
MAKE A FUCKING TRADE ALREADY
>finally get Myles and AD together>seasons basically over now because McVay doesnt know what a RB is>out of IR spots as wellWell shit I guess its the Jags and Bears this year. At least my Lakers are good. What a waste of a season such dissapointing and frustrating year organization completely buckled under the weight of expectations. McVay should probably take a year or two off cause the pressure has clearly got to him, every week its another boneheaded fucking retarded playcall that hes never taken to task by the local media for and not one fucker in that building will call him out on it proper. Completely cursed season legit get me off this ride now. Holy shit we might actually get swept by the Cardinals. Holy fuckin' shit lol.
>>158556354because nobody in dixie cares about the NFL, their entire sports ego revolve around college amateur football
I think its smart to try and take the 1 seed when it's there. At the same time, if they dont win this owl.....
Jaguars are losing to the Rams in the super bowl
>>158555584this is nuts
>>158556359Cardinals are looking like they're gonna start Carson Beck. No excuses, they must win.
>>158556360I personally care about the Saints more than LSU. I get really emotional when they lose, not so much for the college team.
>>158555981Forced meme by selfhating brown Chikaner
reminder: the broncos are the only NFL team that canonically exists in the marvel cinematic universe
>>158556382Considering we lost when we had Puka and Tae? Lol, lmao even.
>>158556368Rams may not make the playoffs at this rate anon
>>158556360TRVKE
>>158556356...buy or sell?
>>158556359Superteamsuperteamsuperteam
>>158556394We didn't have Davante but believe what you will. It's still a brutal break
not even cowboy fans are as delusional as vikings fans over the past decade, same shit every year with them. these same retards that think kyler murray or carson wentz will win an owl are the ones that spammed kirk cousins mvp! it's our year! to then posting pepe sticking a fork in an electrical outlet
>>158556392The Broncos also got nuked in a Tom Clancy book lol.
>>158556392Supposedly the Jets were mentioned in Daredevil
Mina bros...
>>158556407That super team legit has not played a single snap together btw
I still think the broncos are more dangerous than the jags even after these moves
>>158556182fur puck and pacoswing more recently than floor squeak
LEGITDANGEROUS
>>158556409>confirmed for not watching the gameA simple trip to espn would have saved you the embarassment
>>158556392Homer Simpson canonically owns the Denver Broncos
>>158556356After the thrashing they got from the rams and Niners, they shouldn’t buy or sell. It’s obvious they’re not making the playoffs. They should stay put and continue building the team through draftAt most, trade cousins if some team is crazy enough to trade a first round pick
>>158556409>if our WRs weren't such pussy-ass bitches...kek
>>158556422The Broncos are home babbies
>>158556360I never cared that much for college football despite living in the South my whole life. I would much rather see my NFL team win.
>>158556442Good thing the AFCCG goes through Denver this season.
>inject lead directly into your head for decades and centuries>get mad when people notice the net result of your regional choices after you spam /nfl/ for years and start calling you leadheads or part of the jesterguild
>>158556431Don't worry, I'll bounce back. What a shame though, I thought he'd been healing longer.
>>158556426did the black cocks win in furpuck recently? i thought it was rigged for sunbelt teams
>>158556386the taints are a sham. A shitstreak in the history of the NFL's underwear.
>>158556450Unless Bix breaks his ankle again
>>158556422Bo Nix has some blessing from above, but much like Achilles it does not apply to his legs when it matters.
>>158556426Jordan won 6, two threepeatsthat's unmatchable. only Brady can beat it.
>>158556463Only motherfucker that could break a bone on a victory formation.
Imagine hating a whole division your team doesn't even play in.
>He previously served in various scouting positions for the Los Angeles Rams from 2016 to 2024 before being named general manager of the Jaguars in 2025.Huh I guess thats why the Jags are so agressive nowF THEM PICKS LIVES ON THROUGH YOU JACKSONVILLE
>>158556457more recently than the Bulls won in NBA is all I'm saying, the Cubs WS 10 years ago is the city's most recent title, Cocks won in 2010, 2013, and 2015
>>158556434Ah yes before venture capitalism and it was okay for an asset to be 'bad' or fail. This forced equality of everything aucceeding has fucked the world up fr.
>>158555584my qb at the top btw :)
>>158556450and the only team that has beaten denver at home the past two seasons is the team that just traded its entire draft away for star players on defense
>Lions : Humble white guy QB>Packers : Humble autistic light skin QB>Vikings : Don't need a QB>Bears : arrogant uppity gay black mutt QBit runs the gamut from prostate cancer to pancreatic I know who I'm rooting for
I just took a mahomesian shit
>>158556458Those are tears of pure joy. You can tell he's in awe of the HONOR and GOD GIVEN PRIVILEGE of playing for the Saints.
So Howie is aiming for Jeremiah Smith?
>>158556474AFC West Chads would never, We have the KINO Hate division
>>158556479To be fair, that episode aired the season before they won the Owl back to back. They were second to only the Bills in getting to the championship and choking.
Caleb getting carried
>>158556488>playing for a team full of cheaters
My billsies play soon :()
>>158556485Doesn't help that bears have been ass for decades and their fans act like they're hot shit after one good season.
>you either die a fan of your team, or live long enough to see yourself become the KiwiGuess im vicariously living through the Jags now, the Rams/Jags Broship is Real! Yup your having a Trevor induced melty! ....Kiwi am I doing this right?
>>158556485d-don't need a QB
>>158556490>all these trades just to job in the divisional round
>>158556490That jew will probably just force goydell to give him the 2nd overall pick.
>>158556496Caleb is legitNot even a Bears fan, If you take his off the field faggotry out of the picture, He is Top 5 QB in the League right now
>>158556487I am actually pretty concerned because I was looking forward to taking a huge Mahomes myself when I got home today but for literally the first time ever I was too clogged up. Hope these laxatives kick in soon...
>>158556498Bountygate was based. The pay out for putting a player on the cart was a bit too low in my humble opinion.
>He will be spamming the same images as cope as the Vikings keep leading the division race
>Herbert this>Herbert thatHow about is McConkey gonna be alive by January?
>>158556499Are you scared of the Vikings?
Jaggies making em seethe
Would you take any RB in the league right now over prime Adrian Peterson?
>>158556026Da big blue wrecking crew are Carl's team and radiate so much based retard energy I can't help but like themCucking Brady twice was also a nice bonus
>>158556406Sell MaxxSell KirkSell Kolton
Know what was even more based? Hurricane Katrina washing that shithole redneck swamp away because some retards were retarded enough to build a coastal city below sea level.
>>158556501they're all obnoxious but shartcago is the only one who really dares spam while not having won shit in 4 decadesdoubly sickening since it's a homosexual mutt who they worshipi pray for all the other jesters to rape them into place
>>158556525After this game they won't
build a coastal city below this bussy
>>158555647How does he do it?
>>158556532I'd take Josh Allen sure
>>158556548Wow that's racist
>>158556525But i'm a fan of the vikings for having put belt to ass against the bears
>>158556546He waits for desperate teams to do stupid shit, and there are quite a few of those in the league
>>158556532AP was based until he got arrested for beating his kids. His stats started plummeting around that time.
>>158556548post it on your main coward
>>158556515>He is Top 5 QB in the League right nowuh anon?>>158555584looks like he's top 13
>>158556557He lasted nearly a decade of being a top level RB. That's great longevity for the position, can't ask for anymore than that.
>>158555647>>158556546The teams still abysmal shit. It's funny how he's getting all this positive press after nearly killing his starting QB and the team being 4th in the divvy. Only a Jew could have the media spin this shit as anything close to a positive
>>158556503The only broship the Jags have is with the Panthers
>title of best QB in leadland is now a battle between the goffmeister and a lightskin SkylordI trust he'll close it out but i'm ok if love wins
>Jags/Bears owl>Jags blow out Calebs bussy (dont worry he likes it) and Ben Johnson has a meltie on national TV>Lawrence throws 4 tuddies and wins SBMVPYup, its happening
>>158556565Yeah, I don't care about him beating his kids. Not my problem. Just sucks that he had so many of them and he had to embarrass himself by playing those few extra years just make some cash just to give to the dumb bitches he was stupid enough to blow his load into.
>>158556571Too late, Jags dont have enough pull to veto
>>158556575>inversion of the world series where florida rapes and gapes flyoversthe shartcago seethe would be immeasurable
Yeah, I'm eternally glad my team didn't draft a turnover machine
>Vikings game in a couple of hours>Little sisters (Lions & Bears fans) seethingYep. Like clockwork.
>>158556541>the only one who really dares spam while not having won shit in 4 decadesSo do the Vikings just not exist?
>>158556503You have to make some OC or your broship will never be popular like the Ravens/Wions/Broncos/Cardinals broship has become
>>158555735and all of those picks will be wasted because they can't function without shane steichen and/or kellen moore
>>158556601You’re replying to Chikaner
>>158556580Jags and Panthers is the most obvious broship in the whole league.>both expansion cat teams that started in 1995>almost had the cat bowl in both of their second seasons>similar history of highs and lows>jaguars and panthers are the same species
>Carson Beck starting next weekGreat day for fat homosexual sheepfuckers
>>158555777>Las Vegas Raiders>777 tripsOh fuck it's going to happen now
cuckshow really thinks he can start a bro ship when the fans of the other 31 teams hate the faggot rams
>>158556622>jaguars and panthers are the same speciesYou mean genus, genius.
>>158556628What does Carson Kek have to do with wisconsin?
>>158556628Just saw the news. Oh yea, it's finally time for Beckino mmmhmmmmmm yessir
>>158556635Because Bo Nix spam is about to become somehow less annoying than Carson Beck spamming, and it'll have twice the amount of mcslopnalds filet-of-fish crumbs and homosexuality attached to it
>>158556634Negative, most black panthers are just melanated jaguars
>>158556646Which makes them jaguars. There are distinct panther species outside of jaguars. Just quit lol.
>>158556645Bo Nix spamming isn't even that bad because Nix is fucking retarded. No one is legitimately, seriously asserting he's an elite QB. He flounders for 3 quarters then becomes Joe Montana.
>>158556638Based
>>158556628Will she be there?
Kangz lose by 3 tuddies tonightCap dis
>>158556634The panther genus is broad and includes other big cats like lions and tigers. Panthers are just black jaguars.
>>158556645Meltdown in 3.... 2.......
>>158556618I forgot
Vikings win by 4 touchdowns and their respective, concurrent extra points tonight.Screen capture this message.
>>158556666>>158556634>>158556646I can't tell who's trolling who.
>Carson Beck next week>9-35>83 yards>0 TDs, 4 INTs
>>158556666quads of knowledge
>>158556491Nigga half that division has been irrelevant for this entire centuryI can't think of a single reason anyone besides Chargers fans would hate the Chargers
>>158556679#NOMORE!
It puts the lotion on the skin or else it fumbles at the 1 again
>>158556673The Vikings can win, but there's no way in hell they score 4 TDs.
2027 NBA Finals2027 Final Four2027 NHL Finals2027 NHL Winter Classic2027 IIHF World Championship2027 World Series2027 World Cup2027 US Open2027 Wimbledon Championship2027 PGA Championship2027 Masters Tournament2027 Daytona 5002027 Indianapolis 5002027 Kentucky Derby2027 Belmont Stakes2027 Westminster Dog Show2027 Tour de France2027 NYC Marathon2027 Winter Olympics2027 Pan Am Games2027 Commonwealth Games2027 World’s Strongest Man2027 Rose Bowl2027 Cotton Bowl2027 Orange Bowl2027 Super Bowl, right? Nope.Super Bowl XMCLVIXMLVXMXVIWait, let me call up my 2000 year old Roman uncle for a translation... Ahh.. He says that says Super Bowl 75. Wait, so it's not 2027 in roman numerals? It's named after how many Super Bowls have been played? What? Why? No one cares how many Super Bowls have been played. It is completely irrelevant how many have been played. What matters is what year it was played in.Someone says, "Hey, you know what happened in Super Bowl 36..." Okay, so.. wait, what year was Super Bowl 36 played in? Wait.. let me look up the first Super Bowl to find the year it was played in. Then let me add 35 to that year. Okay, so, I think maybe I know what year Super Bowl 36 was played in. I could be off by a year because math and a variety of other reasons, so I am not really sure which Super Bowl is Super Bowl ##.But, you know what would make the most common sense?Here's an idea...Just call it the fucking 2027 Super Bowl, you dizzy pretentious bimbos.
i never even liked football anyway i was just faking it haha ....im so fucking depressed right now dude
Bo & Beck makin' em seethe
>>158556676Na we finna see something like this ong
>>158556690Murray isn't playing tonight, so, yeah. They certainly can score 4 TDs.
>>158556392Back To The Future, also
>>158556706With Arizona O-Line he'll be sacked at least 6 times kek
>Packers Jags owlyoure face when
>>158556699Don't worry Ravensbro, we'll be relevant again within 3 years, and can eek out meme wins against the Stoolers until then.Just need to fire this idiot
My girlfriend is a diehard Vikings fan (I’m more of a /hoc/ guy) but we are currently in the car on the way to the game. What’s the best food at US Bank Stadium?
oh schizzy schizzywe were there again todaydid you see usstop pretending hehehe
>>158556716Somalian sausage
>>158556716Bananas and rice
This goofy motherfucker is about the humble the best team in the NFC and the undisputed KANGZ of the NFCN.
>>158556715jackson will still be around in 3 years and worse than ever. the ohio teams will only continue to get better. ravens are the new browns
>>158556716Black cock for heerrrrr
>>158556716bussy
>the last time their team won a superbowl they were not even alive
>>158556716Poop sandwedge
>>158556725Yeah, no. He's gonna fumble at his own goal line for a Vikings touchdown with less than a minute left again.
puka on ir?
>>158556726>Jackson will be around forever>Jackson is gone at the end of this seasonPick one narrative and stick to it. Which team are you a fan of, the Bungles or Shitstains?
uh oh beck induced melties
>>158556725listen. don't call him goofy, josh allen, a gay man, is not goofy he is a good quarterback
>>158556716Juicy Lucys are the best thing to eat in Minnesota. If possible go to Matt's if you can after the game.
>>158556699>>158556715With the way Zay Flowers is playing and if Josh Cuevas keeps improving Brissett has a chance. At the very least we can play spoiler and clip someone down the stretch
am i missing something that jags basically 1:1 replaced a player they lost for the season? Doesn't feel like a crazy needle mover like people are reacting
>>158556706Ok>9-35>83 yards>0 TDs, 4 INTs>1 Rush, 3 yards, TDThere, happy?
This bitch is shameless lmao.
>>158556753I want her to sit on my faceeee
Trying to stay awake but I don't know if I will make it.
>>158556757Have you been up since 2 in the morning
>>158556750jordan davis can collapse the pocket against the passthis is something davon hamilton has never done in his life despite being possibly the best run defender in football
Given Howie was willing to part with Jordan Davis, how many games will he play before a coincidental season-ending injury?
>>158556714World series round 2.
Did Mahomes lock his twink brother in the basement or sum i haven’t heard from buddy in years
>>158556716
>>158556714>youre face when
>>158556760you're thinking of the eagles other DT
>>158556759Since about 3:30 this morning actually.I genuinely hate my life.
>trade away an entire draftThis almost never works
>>158556680>I can't think of a single reason anyone besides Chargers fans would hate the ChargersBecause they've gotten hyped up like a Super Bowl team in the offseason for probably 20 of the 26 years I've been watching this sport, and they've got 1 divisional round win to show for it. People don't hate the Chargers, shitting on the Chargers is just an indirect way of shitting on the brainlet media.
>>158556757>getting sleepy at 8 PMIts over for me.
>>158556761its more that they already have his replacement on the roster
Vikangz will win this only scoring FGs
>>158556750I'd say combined with adding Bates it's a big needle mover. Davis arguably isn't a complete player yet either he's only 26 years old. He could absolutely get better
>>158556765he gave taytay's handlers the creeps, so they banned him from being around the queefs.
>>158556774>This almost never works
>>158556774>almostSo you're telling me theres a chance?
>>158556776>20 of the 26 yearsHard to take this seriously when the Chargers have had considerably long stretches of being forgettable in that time period and the Broncos/Chiefs just ran the AFC West fluidly.
>>158556767Why would frozen hot chocolate have nuts in it?
>>158556779same, unc
>>158556787Do you know what almost means
I'm hungover
>>158556767Nice to know that the cheeseburger has things that vegetarians can't eat but the plain burger and lamb don't
>>158556753>Have consensual sex with a fat guy because you're a gutterslut even as a middle aged woman>Get caught>Require months of daily encouragement and sympathyI hate women.
>>158556798yes it's a vague term for you to fall back on when you say something fucking stupid
>>158556774Jags only traded away their 1st 2nd and a 6th in 2027 that's not the entire class. They'll also get some comp picks for losing Devin Lloyd and Travis Etienne. I liked the moves they made it was a ballsy swing by Gladstone
Do you think mutthomes, kelsey and their "wives" play in the couples league at The Country Club at Loch Lloyd?
>>158556802>>158556802migrate at 500 lads
>>158556807not having 1st and 2nd is a big disadvantage going forward when you're paying your qb
>>158556810noI'm done until the game thread
>>158556793Of course they were forgettable, this team has never been an actual contender. It has not stopped them from being the belle of the ball every offseason, though. In fact, I just spent an entire offseason hearing about how McDaniel was going to UNLOCK the great talent of Justin Herbert and steamroll the league. Now here they are, 0-8 with the worst quarterback in the league. Reality has never gotten in the way before, and I fully expect to hear about how THIS year is REALLY the ACTUAL year where Herbert accomplishes something (for real this time). Just like rivers.
>>158556568The entire team is hurt and they just won the super bowl less than two years ago.
>>158556805I said almost because I specifically meant the Rams made it work retardoFucking gas yourself
