Jags owl editionprev >>158555584
Coach Primate
let's do it
Who can stop the jags and niners?
i can feel it cummin in my ass tonighto lawd
Do you think mutthomes, kelsey and their "wives" play in the couples league at The Country Club at Loch Lloyd.
jags
JAGS WIN DA OWL
>>158556817Lions fan btw
I would like to see some more trades please
>They thought they had the superbowl under wraps because they drafted a DT
My Chargies!
>>158556828honestly the first time I've seen Mina AI with hardcore after all these years on here
>>158556816Inclement weather
>>158556828Is this real?
>>158556817bear down!
>>158556817GO PACK GO
>tfw you double Goff's interception count in a single game
>>158556817Titan up!
>>158556816ur mum when she waves her fanny at them, lel
Current top 10 in WAR before MNF. Allen's only played 7 games compared to everyone else's 8 or 91. Burrow: 2.722. Purdy: 2.553. Stroud: 2.294. Love: 2.245. Allen: 2.196. Trevor: 2.047. Kirk: 1.998. Mahomes: 1.949. Dak: 1.9410. Maye: 1.72
>*pimp walks to the superbowl*
wtf is going to be QB in arizona now??
>>158556864
IF I GO CRAZY WILL YOU STILL CALL ME SUPERMAN
>>158556872Me
>>158556872Carson "Two Turntables and a Microphone" Beck
>>158556889lol thats right. i forgot they even have him
>>158556887I heard this nigga is only 29 years old and that is crazy to me, I always put Wentz in the ~36 year old just staying around as a backup for the insurance category.
>their bodies and bones are weak, unable to integrate lead into their superstructure like i am
>>158556897he's 33
>>15855689733
>>158556817O H HL A W DAWD
>>158556901>>158556903Okay, nevermind. I don't know why someone in this genny said he was 29 but that just goes to show never trust /nfl/! They will lie to you!
Theres a good chance we get this rematch in week 17
Who's winning tonight?
caleb has 8 touchdowns to 5 interceptions on the year. The bears are carrying him
>>158556916I really don't get why Beck hasn't been playing, but I guess he's gotten some time to learn.
>>158556920Bills
>>158556916Kirk will be in fighting for the playoffs
>>158556920The Superior League.The Superior Leadheads.
>>158556920I just hope all the players have fun
>>158556920Me.
>>158556920I think Vikings might do something.
>>158556920Whoever my reffies want to win.
>>158556926Because the cards paid brisket starter money.
>>158556887Hopefully Wentz plays well enough to get Murray benched forever
It's just fun to root for josh allen and Trevor Lawrence
>>158556920Josh Allen retard game2 INTs2 Fumbles (one lost)An inordinate amount of penalties Bills lose 14-16
BIG BEAR CALEBY COCK IN TIGHT YOUNG BUSSY, ALL DAY EVERY DAY
Tonight's game is a preview of the Super Bowl?
>Yes I would like your top picks, how can you tell?
If my Eagles fire Sirianni this year will be comfy as fuck. Had an amazing run, now I get to draft-watch and check out young talent. I'm sure Howie will do decent at worst.
>Goff on pace to throw 4 INTs this season>gayleb throws that many in one game
someone post that photo of Josh in his rookie year teabagging the vikings
>>158556972He should have been fired already for giving fans the finger yesterday
>>158556966That'd be weird since neither the jags nor the 49ers are playing tonight. Did you mean a preview of the AFCCG/NFCCG losers?
Trent Dilf- I mean Carson Wentz will be carried to an owl victory this season by the Kangz defense.
The last Vikings/Bills game was gigakino. This one better not disappoint.
>>158556972>this yearI'm afraid they're going to let it ride until the end of the year then fire him. The truth is firing him won't change anything this year, but there's just no fucking way they can bring him back. What would they do? Fire Mannion then find ANOTHER OC? They need an offensive playcalling head coach.
is this the best monday/sunday night game this season?
>>158556975Gotchu bro.
ay caleb williams for mvp
Reminder that PTSD is just the new “back pain”. It’s a way to exploit the tax payers and get gibs for life. Half the military veterans at this point are just leeches on the country.
most valuable picks
>>158556942What a woman
>>158556986Its our turn! Dilly Dilly!!!
>>158556977Why do people get so upset about players/coaches reacting? It's like Bronny last night.Some fans get a little brave with the shit they say.
>>158556979Wentz winning a ring a starting qb would be kino
>>158556993back pain can be immobilizing retard
>>158557003I want to attend a 9ers raiders game in levis one day just to witness retard mexican kino
Reminder that now that the KANGZ have lost their one game the seethers left are just jelly leadheads who they rape and gape, so you can sit confident knowing if someone's mad about the KANGZ they're either from green gay or shartcago
>>158556983I am a bit nervous about that but I somewhat trust Lurie after the Andy and Doug firings. My main worry is his staffers bringing up that he is "ONE OF DA WINNINGEST COACHES EVER!!"
>>158557003YOU BANG FOO?
>best QB in the North>Also the only one white one
>>158557018that's like saying you want to go to the zoo to climb into the tiger enclosure you're just as likely to be on the receiving end of the retard mexican kino
>>158557017That’s why people fake having it for money. Except PTSD is even better because nobody can prove you don’t have it via any scans or whatever
>>158557019>>158556977>supposed the most "badass and mean" fanbase>crying because some guy maybe gave you the fingerkek. philthy fags really are just a bunch of sissies that hide behind fences so they can throw shit at people, but only when the cops are close by and they outnumber the people 10-1. Fuckin' pussies.
>viqueens getting uppity before a horrific lossi've seen this one before
>>158557022It would be some irrelevant like 3 day winning streak at the end and people would say "see? we should keep him". They have to keep Jalen for contract reasons, but if they rebuild it has to be with a new coach. Can't let Sirianni's slop offense back.
>>158556993>need to feel like my sacrifice was worth it >cries for you to thank them endlessly for their service >cries for their own day of free break food foot >cries for their own plates without tags>cry for what they did and didnt do >signed up for it all I hate veterans as much as immigrants
>>158557034nah Im not a 9er or raiders fan
Vikings looking at Ole Miss QB Trinidad Chambliss to be their long term franchise passer.
>>158557039All the thugs got priced out of going to games. It's all just suburban families and boomers now.
>>158557003I'm surprised the East Bay Mexicans still support the Raiders when they left them TWICE.
Reminder that the full izzat of the NFC is on the line tonight.Shall you sink? Or shall you swim?The Giant Invulnerable Running Retard shall judge your defense.Pray he does not find it lacking.
>>158556816>jagsBroncos and texans>ninersFalcons
>>158556948Spoiler Alert: He won’t because the problem is Kevin’s shit play calling
you guys aren't gonna believe this, but I finally managed to STOP HATE
leadhead bros, what's our cope going to be if the bills blown out our division KANGZ?
>>158557063What? You don't enjoy watching a porous O-Line have to block for 10 seconds for the WRs to run their extensive routes? Or the 2 & 8, HB dive right up Fries' ass that gets stuffed?
is it me or has the NFL product been noticeably bad this year? It likely has been bad since 2017, but it's snowballed to the point that it cannot be ignored anymore.
>>158557003That reminds me, how come Dolphins fans aren't feral? Colombians and Venezuelans in my city are worse than Mexicans and Salvadorans
>>158557066Impossible It would take all of us and I didn't help, in fact I caused more damage
Odds Adrian Peterson suits up and plays tonight ?
>tonight is not only the #1 NFC vs #2 AFC team, it is also white qb vs black qb and offense vs defensei fucking love football bros
>>158557072Imagine being the trainer or whatever for these teams and having to deal with shit like that on a weekly basis.
>>158557076you think its bad because the jaguars are a top 5 team. Whenever the jags are a legit threat, the season feels shitty, because nobody cares about the jags>2017yea the year the jags got to the afc title game
>>158557079Because Cubans watch baseball. Miami fans are white retirees.
If the Jaguars shopping spree doesn't work out and they fail to win an owl, what do you think will happen to the careers of TLaw, Travis Hunter, Parker Washington, and the rest of the Jags stars?
>>158556953Coward.
>>158557087sources say he will be in pads not sure how many snaps he will play.
>>158557076>is it me or has the NFL product been noticeably bad this year?no, the "NFCN gets hyped up that they'll be good and then chokes in the playoffs" script is still solid gold, and the AFC has at least two elite as fuck teams plus very good+wildcard teams like the broncos and the queefs to laugh at when they lose
>>158557097Someone will become a charger, a ram, and a bear
>>158557087It would interesting to see the Vikings SWITCH over to him for a few players. Wonder if his knees still got some juice left in them.
League sources are telling me that Ryback will officially come out of retirement and sign with the Jacksonville Jaguars.
> nobody cares about the jagswill this be the cope? "nobody cares"like how they coped about the brewers rays world seires?
>>158557112>rybitch's post-retirement physique
good morning frens, i am looking forward to this game which makes my vikies overpay for Taylor and/or get a qb :D changes are coming, this loss will be good in the long run. please be gentle billsbros, you are cool dudes
>he lived long enough to see jags induced melties
>>158557112>Ryback
>>158557076are you a colts fan?
>>158557113the media avoids the jags like the plague so when the jags are good, there's a big hole in the season and the coverage. Just the truth
>>158557093and they choke EVERY time they have a chance
Broncos Nation Lets ______
>>158557144>and they choke EVERY time they have a chancethey're not nearly that bad. They're not NFCN or bills tier
>>158557097Lawrence and Hunter are both never leaving JacksonvilleParker Washington is gone after this year alongside both of their coordinators. This was the time for them to go all-in
>>158557121There's no love like 49er love
>>158557144well they get refballed but sure
>>158557134no, pic related to a time where the level of play appeared better.
The jags fans went full obnoxious lions fans circa 2023 in just one afternoon
time to watch the highlights :v) no spoilies
>>158557147Cum
>>158557147>broncos nation
Stop Seething.Have a publix sub.Stop in to your local waffle house.Visit the Mouse.Accept Florida Domination. It will be easier that way.
>>158557147Give Queefies A Bo-Induced Melty
>four chains >four tds >50 million dollar payday next season lol they should trade him for cousins
>>158557152rex grossman in a rainstorm wasnt the best product
>>158557153jagsfags still have not even gotten close to the obnoxiousness level of bears or vikingsfags this season
>>158557153Dawg were just excited to not be dogshit for once and have a GM that actually wants to win.
>>158557153The difference is that Jags are far and away the best team in the league now, and have earned the right to brag about it.
McNabb but a Redskin
>>158557079Bad branding. Dolphins invoke Lisa Frank not grid iron warriors.
why so much jags talk
>>158557153>only blueblood teams like the packers and steelers are allowed to be obnoxiousboot licker
Accidentally said "dragon" while watching the broadcast yesterday but thankfully nobody asked me what the fuck i meant
>>158557177The Jacksonville Jaguars are trading a 2027 first-round pick and a 2029 second-round pick to the Philadelphia Eagles for defensive tackle Jordan Davis, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter.This is the Jaguars' third trade for a defensive player Monday, following the acquisitions of safety Jessie Bates III and defensive tackle Davon Godchaux in trades with the Atlanta Falcons and New Orleans Saints, respectively.
>>158557164we don't go to waffle house after sunset around here
my reffies will stop the jaguars from making the owl
>>158557153i dont know man, nothing can touch lions fans... they have three playoff wins in 70 years and are acting like they're supporting a team like chiefs
>Be elite top 3 team in the league>s-stop having fun! stop your merriment and non-malicious posting who isn't even aimed at anyone at all!!No. Never.Teams like the jags, rays, brewers, etc let us dream. Touchdown Jesus is fucking based. I haven't had this much fun watching a white QB since Rodgers
eye test power ranking: >Raiders >Jags>Chiefs>Packers>Bengals>Vikings>Bears>Rams>49ers >Broncos
>>158557177they're the 2023 and 2024 Lions. They're all beating their chest but will eventually lose like they always do. Why? They're the JAGUARS.
So... what's up?
>>158557181wow i did not know that, i just woke up from pre-game nap. good for jagsfrens, must be exciting time in jacksonville
>>158557183kek i didn't say what time of day
>>158557184>4 of the bottom 6 teams are small market franchisesyou can't make this shit up
>>158557199>must be exciting time in jacksonvillesaid no one ever before you just said it today.
It’s such bullshit that only there’s a 7th playoff spot. 6 spots, top 2 seeds with byes was perfect
>>158557192>raiders>eye testno, my eyes tell me that purdy is the king of the NFC
>>158557184>accepted penalties onlyAh, so the queefs being that low is another "but, technically!" cope they are using.
>>158557184>reffies helping pureblood rodgers win one last time at the age of 65 with the fat fuckkino
>>158557216Cousins gonna put that bitch team in their place. Raiders are going to the Super Bowl to win this season. They will trade for Taylor
gamethread :(
I can see his moms fake nipple through that jersey
>>158557184>reffies overwhelmingly refballing the jags>it hasn't workedzebrasissies...
Why isn't Adrian Peterson inducted into the Pro Football HoF?
my jests finna fire sale and fuck up the draft again
MVP
AP did nothing wrong when he beat his kids. they’re his kids, he can do that
>>158557240ass whoopins
AP is punch drunk
AD sounded halfway intelligent during that interview. Did he take some speech classes or something?
>>158557235Do you have an nhl team
>>158557257>>158557257MNF Game thread
>>158557029Wentz tho
>>158557245True. Many anon in here deserved more beatings.
Morally, what is wrong with prostitution? Also where do I find one?
>>158557274tryst
>>158557243>6/9 games played>missed 1/3rd of the season so far
>>158557274Morals are subjective.
>>158557287>8 td to 5 intsMVP
>>158557127hi finfren
>>158557274Within the framework of society, being a whore fucks up women pretty badly and is not something you want to encourage. That said there's no real logical argument against it today when women are whores for money and selling sex anyway but with some extra steps
>>158557240tore open a toddler's scrotum
Breeders?
>>158557274manila or pattaya
>>158557097>if
>>158557365
>>158557365>>158557400my manic pixie ball knowing yale educated gf
Mina Kimes doesn't know ball and is mid at best appearance wise
In one sentence, prove YOU know ball.
>>158557455wins are not a qb stat
>>158557455
>>158557455Wins are a QB stat.
>>158557483
>>158557455There is no QB worth the #1 overall pick this upcoming draft
>>158557455Generally, the team that scores more points will win the game.
>>158557527That's cause Homer Simpson is abetter owner than Jerry
>>158557400So she doesn't know music either
>>158557556
>>158557559Bo was clearly a Homer pick.
Ravens
>>158557600Picasso niggas
>>158557274If you live in a major city there's probably at least a dozen or more Asian whorehouses advertising in the area daily on skipthegamesWhether they're full service or not you'll have to research for yourself
>jags didnt learn the from the colts last year
>>158556937>Leadheadsquit this shit you disgusting southerners. the NFCN is literally the smartest division
>>158557455The winning team is *always* the team that wanted it more.
what's his name again?
>>158557964The FIRST
>howie drafted jurgens in the 2nd round>got a 2nd for him>howie drafted davis in the 1st round>got a 1st for himwew
>>158556816>Jags and NinersThis would be a kino match up actually
>>158557964i'm an allen guy so you can call me biased, but i genuinely wouldn't even drag a qb i hate for an endzone throw like that on 3rd and a country mile with a rusher coming right at him
>Lamar is busted, injured, and a loser>Harbaugh has the Giants going to the playoffs without their starting quarterbackCould there possibly have been a better outcome? The good guys are winning and the bad guys are losing.
Why does he talk like that?His father doesn’t talk like a complete retard. So why is he LARPing?
>>158558622his dad wasnt a dad. just the dude who taught him some shit about football. shedeur was raised byt his other surroundings
josh allen is mentally weak
>>158557274you know how teams sometimes get forced into shipping off a player for peanuts so much that it feels like they got ripped off despite expiring contracts or being an Aiyuk/AJ Brown?kinda like that, mental coercion on a desperate person willing to do anything to survive. you're not forcing them to do it but their circumstances make them vulnerable
>>158558882some bitches do it for the love of the game
>>158558882wow. i get mentally coerced to go to a job i hate every day because i'm a desperate person willing to do anything to survive. and i make less money than a whore. where's my trophy for being a downtrodden sad sack?
>>158558882this applies to a lot of employment in general
James Cook shit his pantshttps://x.com/tb11788701/status/2119970355309863164?a=x7vy4AaC2h8yOZi3eSI&s=20
Colts have traded Jonathan Taylor to the Bengals. Not word on compensation for the Colts. Official announcement likely in a few hours.
>>158559306You fucking wish, Joey Brazzers
>another prime time slurper that will probably go to overtime because neither team knows how to win
There has to be a way to prevent Chargers vs Ravens being a primetime game next week. There must be.
MINISOMALIA IS ANI N I S O M A L I A I S A N ETERNAL CUCCKSHEDT E R N A L C U C K S H E D FUCK MILLYU C K M I L L Y PHILLY PHILLYH I L L Y P H I L L Y
Bears receive: RB Jonathan Taylor.Colts receive: RB Kyle Monangai, CB Jaylon Johnson, 2029 1st round pick
>>158559679>AIslop wings
>>158559679>>158559700It really is patheticHow much money do they make? What % of the budget is them getting a fucking stock photo of some wings? How much money can they possibly be saving? You'd save way more by turning Al Michaels into AI Michaels (yeah I know it is not the same network, shut up).
>>158559727I WANT AI MADDEN
>did you just use a CURSE WORD on our football discussion thread?!?!??!?>ENJOY YOUR THREE DAY VACATION, CHUD!!!!
>>158559470you lost, shartcago green gayian
>>158559785>>158559470samefag
>>158559446Honestly it'll be fun
>>158559771Uh oh, Anon having a jannie induced melty!
JT to the Bengals is one of those moves that sounds great, but makes zero sense whatsoever. Their O-Line is great at pass protection and subpar run blocking, but more importantly, every JT run would be a touch that Chase and Higgins don't get. I watched Chase turn a 5 yard in route into 40 yards yesterday by running through their entire defense. They don't need a running game if they deploy the quick passing game to compliment their downfield attack. They could be improved with minor moves tho, like a nickel corner perhaps. Or DL/LB depth.
>>158559879he's also not a great shotgun back and wouldn't be much of an improvement over brown
Kirk Cousins for Justin JeffersonRaiders need a WR1Vikings need a QBWho’s says no?
>>158559306Please no
>>158557066I hate you!
>>158557183I can vouch. The Applebees I go to after work is next door to a Waffle House. Somebody is always coming out pissed off and/or looking like they just left a homeless shelter while on meth.This city is bonkers.
>>158559846Smug bastard
>>158557164Went to Publix yesterday with 3 rain checks yesterday
Vikings are not good mmmmmkay
Hmm, maybe my Rams can trade Stafford to Minny for two 1st rounders and we can begin the Ty Simpson era Sunday vs. Beck and the Tards
0-8 lol
Are you fucking kidding me Max Brosmer is still in the league??????
Do any of you guys have the Riley cooper eagles kkk meme? It’s been scrubbed from Google unfortunately
if the kangz don't call up the colts and trade for JT after this game, the whole front office should be replaced i don't know how flores can keep the defense playing this hard when it's obvious the offense can't score enough for them to win
So the Vikings only options to save their season are>overpaying for Kirk Cousins>overpaying for Mac Jones>overpaying for Daniel Jones
>>158560479Trading for a good RB isn't fixing the Vikings offense
>>158560486or, her me out, Joe Flacco for someone on the Defense
So who is the best in the NFCN?Lions?Packers?Bears?
>>158560486I would’ve been called Garappolo. Also Mariota is never brought up but would be infinitely better than Wentz
Holy FUCK what is wrong with Wentz
KEK
>WinceTHIS FUCKING GUY
>>158560541Would have considered it if we didn't just lose Josh Johnson to the cardinals
Trading away Nine was such a retarded move in hindsight, it's not like Kyler ever established himself as being this massive upgrade over him during camp based on the reporting but they already went into the season with the intent on making him the starter
yeah I'm thinking the kangz lose every game through january
I demand an apology from that guy who said wince would lead them to the owl
>>158560486Mac jones isn't going anywhere. He may be the best backup in the league on a team plagued by injuries with bowl aspirations. I would expect a first+ to move him at this point, and I highly doubt the niners send him to the vikings who are *only* missing a qb
>>158560655nah Kyler should be better. Nine is also a mirage, he will regress
>Jags play the Titans next weekWill they even bother playing their new toys?
>kangzthe jesterguild memes were true...
>>158560729Yeah but nine is deadHe's EIGHTEEN nowEighteen is more than nine you seeIn fact it's TWICE as big as nine
>>158560655>it's not like Kyler ever established himself as being this massive upgradehe's better than nine, the real problem there is the contract...vikes ain't gonna have him on a min salary for much longer
>bencher = kangz defense>spotter = kangz offense
>>158560859kangz aren't keeping kyler
What does KOC do at this point? Hope Flores saves his ass?
Why does the AFC North have three versions of the Browns in it? Why not make it Steelers, Eagles, Browns and Bengals? (That way you get two Browns and two Steelers) And move the Ravens to the NFC East.
i knew the kangs were ass when they couldn't even score a single TD against godforsaken miami
ITS JOEVER
Don't forget this team raped and gaped the burrs and green gayThis was the king and representative of the jesterguild who was raped and gaped tonight.
Why is there so much shit QB play in this league?
>>158561212it's because of me
>>158561212Ryback told them to play like that
>>158561212young buck qbs no longer listen to their coaches thanks to NIL money so the transition hits them harder and they need more time to adjust
name one reason why the chargers and vikings gms shouldn't be on the phone right now finalizing a herbert trade before the deadline
>>158561212Retarded coaches actually think shitters like Wince are worth signing
>>158561300you could give the >chorgers like 4 firsts and they still wouldn't find a passer as good as bustin
>>158561212they don't get to actually develop. QB is a position that needs reps and familiarity (like o-line) and the league moves too fast for that now and that's true at the lower levels too
>gayleb humiliated>kangz humiliated>green gay and lions know their place and won't get uppityHave we reached Détente?
brosmer legacy game incoming
Why does everyone act like Wentz was always shit? Peak Wentz is easily making the Viking a top contender
>>158561212People blame the QBs but OCs deserve a lot of blame too. They all want to be control freaks and limit the amount of control the QB has so they do exactly what they designed like a robot.
>>158561421nigga it's been a decade let it go
>>158561388>got the W>humiliated
>least coastoids stay up til 1130 watching this dogshitFucking kek
2 weeks ago I said the Vikings were going to go 0-4 over this stretch. Now, halfway through me being right, I'm giving the anons that doubted me a chance to apologize and only receive 50% of the ridicule.I'm waiting, the deal will be worse next week.
The NFC and jesterguild champion defeatedThe AFC reigns SuperiorIt is unironically entirely up to Brock Purdy to redeem their hemisphere of footballLeadheads can no longer talk.
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>>158561490I don't know why anyone would watch it after that first quarter. It was clear that the Vikings are cooked. Wonder who they'll pick up at QB
>>158561388>wins despite 5 TOsuperb owl caliber complimentary football
Yeah I think Vikings are gonna call for Kurk Cousins trade but I'm curious what they trade. Aaron Jones?? Pick?
How many 1sts would it take to pry Stafford away from the Rams?
>>158561545>>158561550Justin Jefferson
UH OH. STINKY SITUATION FOR THE PURPLE TROONS!ONLY 6 WINS? UH OH! STINKY!
>this was the best team they had>this was the team that raped and gaped shartcago and green gayoh dear methere's only two NFC team that are worthy of any respect, the niners and the lionsthe rest of you retarded cunts can sit the fuck down, garbage dogshit retards
>>158561550Eh probably just a 2nd and a late pick at most. He's on the way out
>>158561556Rams have no use for Justin Jefferson without Stafford. And Donald would murder McVay if he came out of retirement to punt on the season.
>>158561573>1 point per so called "win" btw
>>158561573UH OHWE GOT A STINKY
Caleb Williams has sissified the city of shartcago
>>158561550Rams are all in this season they aren't trading him
DA KINGS IN DA NORF
>>158561597 BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSYBUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSYBUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSYBUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSYBUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSYBUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSYBUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSYBUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSYBUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSYBUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSYBUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSYBUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSYBUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSYBUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSYBUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSYBUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSYBUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSYBUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSYBUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSYBUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSYBUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSYBUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSYBUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSYBUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY BUSSY B
The NFC is all paper tigers.
God damn Laura looks peak tonightLaura > Mina won
It's not our year. It's never our year.
>smart teams that go winless in their division
>>158561503Wow. What a prediction! You should work for ESPN, anon. You are SO smart!
Jasg would assrape both of these teams easily
Real talk the entire NFL is shit this year.
>screeching sub 7 win team faggot shitting his pants already
>>158561421>peak WinceThe 2017 Eagles were stacked, why do you think an eternal backup like Foles won with that team
>>158561614Be careful out West. My Seahawks have Lock now. Undefeated, and no turnovers. Dangerous.
>>158561616you and the others knew that qb situation was doomed to fail
>>158561625Shut up zoomer
Who will be the PCA of football?
Don't let the standings fool you! We're still expecting our annual heartbreaking playoff elimination!
sign him
Queens will trade for Big Kirko. Cap this.
>>158561633Jared Goff.
gotta stop watching games with bad QBs like this is 2026
>>158561625Because Brady choked?
>>158561388“Green gay” has lowkey looked like the class of the NFC alongside the 9ers. The rest of you can fuck off
The Vikings are seriously gonna go from 6-0 to 6-4, aren't they?
Please help us bros. I don't want to watch this shit sport ever again.
Mac Jones and a 3rd for Justin Jefferson (more realistically Jordan Addison) who says no
>>1585616382 first round picks. Sellers market, I fear.
>>158561636Unless it's the Texans
>>158561640How can people not like cringe kino? I enjoyed that a lot
>>158561632I'm probably older than you. He was garbage in his rookie year too btw
>>158561633at least Stafford as a wild card MVP made the conference game
and just like that we've reached the annual>Viqueens realize their "playoff team" is overrated as shitpart of the season
Kangz will trade for Herbert and win the Superb Owl.
>>158561652>they spent a 1OA on this.
>>158561612DONT GIVE US NO BAMMER MEMES
Bussy status?
>>158561637ts nigga is still alive?
>>158561652Still won btw
>>158561658>team learns its shit and can't compete in the playoffsthat's an NFCN constant though.
>>158561656Oh then you're just retarded
>>158561655because i like knowing teams actually tried to practice
>>158561658meanwhile, >your team does nothing and you still clap for your blacks in tights on your TV.
>>158561669Only on paper
>>158561658They're gonna fall apart and the 7 seed is going to come down to the last three weeks of the season. Rams and Seahawks play each other with an NFC South chaser between it.
>screams bussy into the cameraHe posts here
Not so easy to win without your starting QB, is it, Viqueers?
>>158561622yet this season we have 4 elite teams compared to last season's 0 (zero)
>>158561658Eh, I think even diehard Kangz fans knew that their horrendous offense would bite them in the ass eventually
>>158561646Going on a 4 loss streak after being undefeated and watching your season go up in flames?Vikings can't do anything original lmao
>>158561683>waaahhh it was raining n sheeeeit and gayleb only play 54 minutes of that game!!!!
>>158561662Nobody is trading for Herbert, homie. He is the worst starter in the league. Nobody wants him.
>>158561646all 6 "wins" were against chumps or the bears with an injured franchise qb (for the morons: grade 2 hamstring strains don't suddenly appear on healthy hamstrings).
How far will allen fall?
Vikes should trade KOC and a first for Herbert.
>SVP's highlights were like 4 plays lol
I simply turn off the TV and sigh as loud as possible.
7-1 LETS GOOO
You're not alone, Vikingsbros.We share your pain of having an elite defense and absolute dogshit offense.
>>158561691>bears with an injured franchise qbTell us how gayleb played the first 54 minutes before he was carted off crying.
What a shit fucking game holy shit Carson Wentz is so abysmal and an ugly ginger cunt. I shouldn't have to look at that. Yuck!
>t-that game didn't count, there was rain or snowkek
>>158561689I can't hear you from 2nd place buddy
how long until Flores loses it and beats KOC's ass?
the best part>Caleb and the Bears wonFUCKING KEK YOU ARE SO MAD RN FR
I wonder how the Vikings defensive players feel about their offense? Gotta be kinda deflating mentally.
>>158561705>but look at what the blacks that I watch on MY TV didkek. good goy. Roger Goydell loves you.
Faggot Allen is going to get bounced out of the playoffs in heart breaking fashion and I cant wait
>>158561691500 flights were cancelled
>>158561703It was kinda funny fans thought he was gonna be good
>>158561705It's gonna be hard to stay there when you're incapable of winning a divisional game
How is the Vikings offense worse than my iggles offense? My iggles have Nick Sirianni ffs
>>158561711seahawks know these feels
>>158561692>more faggot nerd stats for superfluous bullshitfuck off poindexter
Wentz is not only the ugliest QB in the league, he's also the worst. It's gotta be a terrible feeling.
Floydmalia btfo
>>158561658Week 1 looking like an eternity ago . Detroit gave Buffalo the blueprint, and now every team that faces the Vikings is going to beat the absolute piss out of the defense until they break. Their offense can't do shit
>>158561707That nigger ought to wise up and learn his place. He's lucky that offensive mega genius KOC lets him and his shit ass defense call themselves Vikings.
>0-2 against hated rivals>team who raped you defeated by mid tier AFC team
Josh gets to watch from the good chair tonight
Taiyaki is delicious and I'm glad I live by a shop that sells it.
I push my fingers into my eyes.
Kangs suck
>kyler will be elite when he's throwing to jefferson and addison>ok kyler was shit but wentz at least knows how to throw at jefferson>look how good brosmer was in garbage time he's going to save the team
WHOOMP! THERE IT IS!!!
>>158561692Stop posting your school project here
>he's from the Shanty town of FloydvilleCouldn't be meHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA>tfw not from Floydville>How do I feel right now? Pretti Good.
Miss me?
They won't be spamming gayleb anytime soon
>>158561702>i have no argument in the slightest so i will ask a question you already answered, sirinstant white flag from the closet faggot. i accept your admission of defeat you obese moron.
why do people think dictator HCs are bad again?the best college HC of all time was an asshole dictator HCthe best nfl HC of all time was an asshole dictator HC
>Kangz lose>I can still get the little sisters (burrs and cryions "fans" to seethe)kek. 2. E. Z.
>>158561734brutal
>>158561713In the meantime I get to enjoy your seething for the next couple of months
>Vikings play the Niners and Packers nextThey're gonna be out of the picture by Thanksgiving
mini soda need to draft bulbhead qb dats be da fix ama wax
guys, i think I'm going to buy an automatic omelette machine
>this team who raped us is actually bad or something
>>158561734I’m so glad we have a bye followed by the saints
seahawks should trade darnold back to the vikings
>kek. 2. E. Z.
>>158561738no
>>158561738>500 flights were cancelledI'll always miss Mr. Chainz
>Vikes fans are now going to pretend they didn't spend the last 2 weeks calling for Kyler to be benched because he didn't play flashy enough
>>158561743Have you paid your Jizya this week, cucky?
>>158561730I push my fingers into this bussy
>>158561749omelettes are easy to make though
we are there again anonhehehe
‘cos
Leadheads go into hibernation in January by tradition. It can't come soon enough.
There is no good quarterback to take or trade for.There is no hope.
0-2
>>158561734Literally everyone else needs to lose for you to stay on top buddy
>>158561738>*checks down on 4th and 8 with the season on the line*
>Kangz lose>little sisters seething and replyin' just like they always do>I still get to enjoy the rest of my night and wake up tomorrow in my 100% White city, something they can't claim.
>>158561749Those look absolutely vile
>>158561768danny dimes is available
OH NO NO NO NO NO
What does skol even mean
>>158561690Herbert will awaken like a sleeper agent the moment he's off the Chargers.
he's dreaming of those zesty picks every night
Fellow Minnesota cucks are we going out to watch laser Floyd at the local mosque tonight?
Bo Nix and the Broncos would have had Allen crying tonight btw
>>158561768Been saying this for awhile. Ain't nobody the Kangz can pickup without spending premium draft capital and regardless of this seasons outcome next year is likely the hard rebuild. I highly doubt we keep JJ
>>158561779It's swoodish for taking the Skull of your enemy.
smart teams that lose every divisional matchup o algo
>>158561779StillKeepOnLosing
>>158561749>it's in asianbut of course it is.
>>158561734Why are we last still....Can you guys go back to being shit again?
What's it like when your quarterback throws more than 1 pick in a single game?
>>158561778kangz finally got their darnold replacement
???
THESE THREE WORDS WHEN YOUR GETTING BUSSYWHOOMP THERE IT ISHIT ME
>>158561786He shouldn't have to suffer here. Although, I don't know of a team that would make him play better or needs him. He's stuck in hell with us.
>>158561421His knee exploded. Carson wentzs peak was like 10 games and was never the same
>>158561798all me btw
I'm gay btw
>>158561768cope is just a good as hope. Danny Dimes will save somebody
>>158561798A player yelled bussy into the camera
>>158561798i post like that and look like that
>>158561807>Danny Dimes will save somebodyhe cant even save himself
https://x.com/NFLMemes/status/2120006058290852057?a=jG9TQfke1F3mWDbkchM&s=19Holy fuck lmao
>winless against hated rivals>tries to get a big head
>>158561800>retard still thinks this is a flex...an insult maybe...?
>>158561636*HEEMS you*
>>158561779Scared Kikes On Lent
>meanwhile the burrs are 0-2 in the division, the cryions have campbell, the choke artist, as their coach and green gay is green and gay.
shame we can't have bo nix put a beatdown on the jesters this year
>>158561779Supreme kwab of league
>>158561798go home haolego home
>>158561766Is he mewing?
I never thought the Kangz were good in any form. They've been shit my entire life and nothing will change that. I don't know why they can't accidently be good for a season or two.
the queens always knew how this was gonna end. It's why they shitposted so much. Deep down they knew Kyler+Wentz wasn't going to take them anywhere good in the long run
>>158561807>>158561821>>158561814>>158561826Somalia LOST
they should let justin jefferson kill people
Vikes had the perfect option fall into their lap but their bulbhead GM fucked it up
>>158561821would you rather be green and gay or purple and gaped?
>>158561826They've never had a QB that had a jewish wife or a mutt QB that the league wants to be the face of the league. Just not in the cards for them. Sorry.
>>158561824What does Nipponese beer taste like
Jesterguild exposed hard in the last 24 hoursIt's up to green bay or the lions to redeem them
>>158561837Go ask your mom.
>>158561836blo dix would have never worked with KOC. Doesn't look like he works with anus lips either.
Why the hell did the Vikings toss away Nine
Turned on KFAN to hear the angry callers
>the team that beat our ass lost horribly
>>158561840like salty coins
>>158561826Because they never have a competent QB and a good team built around them at the same time.Like they traded away Nine after a single okay season for chump change like he was going to be a HoF caliber QB right away.
>>158561850Look at his stats for his entire career
>last undefeated team>won't make the playoffsHas this ever happened?
This is the part where you remember the jags are winning it all and the bills and kangz are just teams to defeated by them and the niners along the way
>>158561633Caleb Williams
miss my nigga cousins, miss my nigga nine
Vikings should trade for Dak
>>158561865packers did it all of the time in the 70s and 80s.
It's really hard to fathom how one of the greatest defenses and one of the worst offenses can exist on the same team without the defense murdering everyone else.
>>158561865You need an elite run game to wear down that defense. There are only a couple such teams left on their schedule. They'll be fine.
>packers next>then niners>9erspottery
Imagine watching your team get raped on national television and then you have to wake up tomorrow and watch your city get raped by Somalians
>>158561849>nix wouldn't have worked with KOC>jj didn't work with KOC>no qb works with KOCstarting to sense a pattern here
>>158561831
>>158561884KWAB (KEK What A Bulbhead)
>>158561850Vikings gm was hungry and really wanted that bag of chips
>>158561852Big city sports radio is always a great listen after a horrible loss
>>158561864Wow a 22 year old QB isn't putting up SB level stats immediately guess we'll give him away for a fifth and then start CARSON "Glass bones" WENTZ who can't even throw a pass over 10 yards to save his life.
this defense raped the fuck out of the bears and green bay and after some hiccups the bills trounced it.What does that tell you about leadheads?
>>158561885>Darnold worked with KOC>Cousins worked with KOCI am genuinely curious if his scheme is that high IQ that only these two could figure it out. Idk maybe Gruden could shed some insight to this.
>>158561895HOLYKEK
>>158561896You're going to get dropkicked if you keep this up.
>>158561894>flyovers>big city
BABY COME BACKYOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON MEI WAS WROOOOOOONGAND I JUST CANTLIVE WITHOUT YOU
>>158561906Is Chicago not a big city?
>>158561895>Calling Wince glass bones when JJM spent most of his time in MN injured.
N
>>158561898>Darnold>High IQ Lmao. Maybe in a classroom but certainly not on a football field.
>MOMMMMMM IM POSTING MY EBIC MAYMAYS AGAINxD!!!1!!!!!melty and MINDBROKEN KWAB LMAO
>>158561840Delicious crispy salty coins
N..ice pipes! But you should get rid of the lead
>>158561895Look at his injury history, dipshit. That's why I said CAREER stats. Fuckin' retard. Kys. Now.
>>158561898>Darnold turned into a pumpkin when it mattered>Cousins is literally infamous for never showing up in a real game
>>158561913My point exactly, Darnold gets real panicky after his first read so I can't imagine he was truly comfortable in KOCs offense.
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>>158561919>dominate language on the beer is English.kek. Japan is so fuckin' cucked.
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