7-1 for the first time since 1993
>>158561933> 8/25 throwingWhat a slopper.
My Rammies :)
And with the 1st pick of the 2027 NFL Draft, The Philadelphia Eagles select....
Got the perfect ratio of veggies meat and Samyang ramen tonight
Damn this cake tastes good...
>>158561996The Bills ice cream at wegmans is caked flavored with real chunks of cake. I'm too scared to try it.
>chargers ravens MNF next weekkek
>>158561972You would need the Jest, Tits, Lolphins, and UbF Chargers to win 3 more games for that to happen
>[Reno] Carson Wentz officially finishes the night with an 8.9 passer rating. That is the lowest by any QB to attempt at least 25 passes in a game since Sam Darnold had a 3.6 passer rating in the "seeing ghosts" game in 2019 against the Patriots, also on MNF.
>>158562037Toliet Bowl 2026
>>158561933>7-1 for the first time since 1993So they're losing the super bowl nice
>>158562050Oof.
trade Jefferson to my Chiefies for 2 1st round picks, we need him
>>158561933Go jump over a table, you god damn upstate hicks.You're never going to celebrate a super bowl.
>>158562354>joao seething about the billswhat's got you riled up in little brazil?
>>158562354>yurotrash chimping out over an American sport
I have decided to mute all mentions of Wentz on Twitter because I feel so bad. My guy is done.
Herbert to the Vikings for 2 1sts, it's over for the rest of the NFCN
Gayleb can't win with these cats.
These are the leaders in dead money for this season
>>158561933Disgusting.
>>158564437
super bowl MVP joe burrow
>>158564437At least Tua is playing well on his new team. Oh wait.
>>158561933I'm having a Josh-induced melty
The Vikings HAVE to trade for a QB today. They're just throwing away their 6-0 start if they don't.
>>158561933my niners c:
>>158564450which QB can they trade for that makes them a contender
>>158564437Is this some accounting trick or are the lolphins actually spending almost 2/3 of their cap on dead money
>>158564450If they don't get anyone, they will be cemented as a permanent poverty franchise and should never be watched again. I wouldn't blame Paul Allen for overdosing on Cocaine at this point.
>>158564456Dakota Prescott
>>158564450They will keep rolling with the wintz-murray carousel and go 7-10
>>158564456Mason RuGOD
>>158564456Geno
>>158564449Many such cases.
>>158562354Probably right, but we too drunk to even care.
>>158564467shitdolph the fag nosed fucker isn't guiding any team
>took the nfl this long to figure out all you need to best memesota is wait till their defense is gassed from all the blitzes
Inb4 the Kangz overpay for Cousins in a few hours and send the Raiders like a 2nd round pick or something crazy high. Imagine if they just kept N9neGOD... Kangbros... I miss my N9ne like you wouldn't believe...
So fucking close to witnessing HISTORY
As long as we get to the superbowl with the new QB we get today, everything will be alright.
>minnesota is currently in talks with the raiders about acquiring kirk cousins
>>158564450I guarantee they will not trade for anybody. They are convinced that Kyler is the answer even though he isn't. And realistically, there is no QB they could trade for that will be anywhere near as good as the 3 other QBs in their division.
>>158564456Geno Smith is probably the best overall option available.
>>158564484You do realize no one in minnesota would ever watch football again if they actually intrecepted that, right?
>>158564484jalen carter almost got a couple next yearit's bound to happen soon
>>158564460this is the fallout of two decades of awful GM-ing by Chris Grier, who they FINALLY axed last year, and the main reason why the phins are talentless rn
It's happening...
>>158564484I genuinely would have shit myself laughing.
Just how mad will loins fags be in 6 hours?
>>158564488If they let the trade deadline pass without getting a decent QB somehow, the fan base will justifiably mutiny. They don't need a Goff or Love or Williams, but they have to be able to create SOME kind of offense.
>>158564505im already mad because brad holmes is a fucking DUMMY
>>158564496The level of denial in Minnysoda around this is hilarious. If every single QB you put in looks identical on the field and cannot move the ball AT ALL, it is not a QB problem. Kyler Murray and Wentz are not good, but they are not so bad that they shouldn't be able to even put together something resembling a drive at any point. There is something structurally wrong with the offense
>BREAKING: #Colts CB Sauce Gardner is drawing heavy interest from the #Jaguars and #Bengals, source confirms.
>>158564516>i want to nuke my salary cap for a player who's always hurt and shit even when he isn't 7th rounder in 2030 and clots eat 80% of his salary. Best I can do.
>>158564437>SaintsWhat's wild is a lot of that is still from the Brees years iirc
>>158564515Kevin o Connell is just too intelligent and makes too complex schemes for retards to learn.
>>158564515Wentz missing a butt naked receiver in a huge moment didn’t seem scheme related
>>158564522>>158564516You know he's gonna be good again as soon as he leaves Indianapolis
>>158564505>mfw brad trades a sixth and a conditional seventh to the guangdong tigers for their third-string corner and applauds himself for the value acquired
>>158564516what do the jags even have left to give>sauce gardner and travis hunter on the same team
>>158564495Well, at least it seems like the dolphins are tanking the right way. And Malik Willis is a pretty good tank commander
>>158564515why was Darnold able to make it work then
>tfw too intelligent to have an offense
running the ball should be illegal
Mike Florio called the vikings offense a pile of shit lol
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH ITTT
>>158564529When he recovers from his non-Hotchkins lymphoma in 2 years he'a going to be elite.
>>158564505I'll only be mad if Vikings get Cousins, because then NFC North is fucked
>>158564491they probably shouldnt anyway
>>158564536The meme is “to intelligent too x” and that’s half the joke
>>158564515>they are not so bad that they shouldn't be able to even put together something resembling a drive at any point.wentz definitely is that bad
Who is JT getting traded to?
>>158564558The Rybacks
>>158564558No one
At this rate, next year Wentz won't know what a snap count is or even know what a football is. He must have a brain toomer at this point. A near 2017 MVP to this.. just awful.
>>158564566>colts trade away Buckner and Nelson to blow up the team >don't trade Taylor>only partially blow up
>>158564544He's a Vikings fan so he's probably seething
>>158564570They need to move danny dimes too
Come home demon
>>158564570They're definitely trading Taylor, probably Jones and possibly Gardner.
>>158564544Broken clock
>>158564570Indeed. It’s a shit organization and so mismanagement of this sort is to be expected
>>158564567That's the wildest thing. To go from being that good to being unable to get the ball anywhere near wide open receivers. Did he catch a case of the retards? Who knows.
>>158564545broncos are giving me 2024 chiefs vibeseven if they sustain the close wins to a point they WILL get blown the fuck out at some point in the postseason
>>158564570You can’t trade EVERY FUCKING GOOD PLAYER ON YOUR TEAM if you’re trying to rebuild, retard. You can’t Ship of Theseus your way to an owl, you need to have SOME lingering talent.
>>158564567>>158564583Watching foles win it mindbroke him beyond recovery and now he’s getting older so his natural athletic ability can’t make up for it
>>158564587their defense is too good, they won't get blown out by anyone
>>158564588Right, you keep your young talented players, not your old expensive ones
>>158564548Think Vikings will need more than just a star QB to make their offense better. They made the bills shitty defense look elite last night.
>>158564575He's better off somewhere like Kansas City or San Francisco. Nobody wants to see a great player like JJ go to an even shittier team and situation.
Lions have the easiest path to be the division winner
>>158564587That's what everyone said last year lol.
>>158564589Isn't the best possible outcome your backup actually somehow manages to win the superbowl against the greatest QB to ever live? I don't buy that theory. I would be amazed at my life if that happened.
trade deadline today boiiis
>>158564605source?
>>158564588JT is getting old for an RB. Who knows how much time he has left of being a top player. Sell him high.
>>158564607just trust me bro
>>158561933top 10 non qb offense players?1. Gibbs2. Trey McBride3. Jamaar Chase4. Parker Washington5. Bijan6. Justin Jefferson7. Brock Bowers8. Kenneth Walker9. Nico Collins10. McCaffery
>>158564600Which is why their GM will refuse to make any trades and blow it.
>>158564604>is the best possible outcome where you look redundant Well no
>>158564505Very. They're to tarnish the anniversary of the Edmund Fitzgerald wreck!
>>158564600>goof
>>158564620Gibbs you retard
>Vikings WR Justin Jefferson has requested a trade
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ADAM SCHEFTERS TWITTER RIGHT NOW AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>158564588The youngest franchise is 24 years old, retard. Nobody has a single player on their roster that was there on day 1. Every NFL franchise is a Ship of Theseus.
>>158564630who cares he will just bring that same vibe to the new team the moment the qb dont pass the ball to him
>>158564634What the FRICK
Should I pre-order GTA bros? I'd rather have it on PC but I want to be able to talk about it on /v/ while it's still fresh in the zeitgeist.
>>158564650eh, this one is pretty warranted
>>158564654>should i be a good goyYou tell me
Who says no
>trade one of the best linemen in the league for a bag of chips>hold onto an aging RB like your life depends on itThe Clots don't have a plan
>>158564654Wait for the leek
>>158564634>twitterits called x now. fake and gay
49ers send Mac Jone, Brandon Aiyuk, and a 2nd to Vikings for Justin Jefferson
>>158561933And there are Browns fans who genuinely thought they had a chance this year after the first Steelers game. Even they aren't as delusional as Bills fans.But 'Boys fans remain the most delusional of all fanbases.
>>158564666It's just how womens' brains work. Lineman don't score touchdowns so obviously they're worth far less than a RB, right?
Vikings will trade for Laura Rutledge.
>>158564671>and a second Vikes need to give that
>>158564675>Browns fans who genuinely thought they had a chance this year after the first Steelers gameI don't recall any Browns fan thinking this. They mostly just seemed to be happy that their team isn't as bad as it was projected to be.
If you've ever used both the NFL Equipment rawhide gloves from the mid-2000s and the current Nike gloves with literal glue on them you would understand how unimpressive one hand catches are now.There's a guy named Troy Williamson that Vikings fans remember less than fondly. That guy would be a Hall of Famer if he had those gloves
>>158564680A definite upgrade at QB, ngl.
>>158564535he couldn't his last 3 games with them
>>158564666fuck off satan
vikings trading jefferson means they don't have a passing game even if they get a quarterback for it only way that makes sense is if they either give up on the season and get picks or they also get like 3 elite running backs, neither of which necessitate getting a better quarterback
>>158564618the legend lives on bro
GIBTRADESNAO
>>158564697jefferson is overrated
>>158564697Get 2 elite RB, don't play a QB, and run thw wildcat.
>>158564666nelson was an expiring contract, taylor isn't
>>158564654/v/ is one of the worst boards on the site30 fps is trashand you're a fomofaggotgo read a book
>>158564630he should take less to come play with a real corps
>>158564707Idk bro. I'm not a fan of the vikings of Jefferson but he's fucking elite
Can someone explain to me how anyone is supposed to beat this team in the playoffs?
>>158564700Damn right
>>158564726They'll beat themselves.
>>158564654Imagine buying a half finished game with no online
>>158564726you don't need to do anything, just let the substation do its thing
The number of "bo induced melty" posts directed at buncos fans when they inevitably lose due to bo's own stupidity is going to be legendary
>not only will the chargers get swept by Chiefs, Broncos, and Raiders they'll also get swept by Jacoby Brissett who got was on the cardinals earlier in the year when Chargers lost to them and now plays for the Ravens who they play next MNF
>>158564739GTA Online is dookie
>>158564726I see we're still pretending that the 49ers are invincible.
>>158564726Sacrifice a strong firstborn calf to the substation on the sabbath prior
>>158564654get zelda instead
Who has had it the easiest this year?
>>158564745I actually picked the Chargers to win that game
>>158564749>buy the demake
The Lions have traded a 2029 6th rounder for a backup longsnapper. Brad Holmes has scheduled a press conference 45 mins from now to remind everyone how much smarter he is than you.
>>158564746Doing the heists with friends was the best part of V
Makes some trades, mofos
>>158564654I asked 4chan if I should get it and they told me that a basedboi would never play something so woke and if I wanted to truly be an alpha male I should instead donate $100 to the republican party so I did that
>>158564747>>158564737Objectively speaking, they are the best team in the league and have been for quite some time. They would have won it all in 2022 AND 2023 if not for some very unfortunately timed injuries.They're due for a Lombardi or five.
>>158564745My god that may be the slurpiest MNF game since the ABC days.
>>158564726You let them get a lead. Don't worry, they'll find a way to fuck it up.
>>158564770Next time ask how to be funny
>>158564775This team can only be beaten by injuries. If they didn't have the worst injury luck ever, they'd be on Lombardi #8 by now.
>>158564788The best ability is _________
>>158564685They were gloating about temporary first place in the AFC North and acting like the second win over the Steelers was inevitable even though they barely won the first time. The Steelers having never won in Cleveland on a Thursday, which points to a combination of environmental factors and the Steelers being historically shit on an institutional level at coping with short weeks on the road.
Trust in Howie
>>158564726They got gaped by Atlanta, so it's not like they're unbeatable by any stretch.
>>158564791oh uh i know this one. dragon dance?
>>158564798gib woolen
>>158564779that's literally just the chud opinion that I've seen any time I gets brought up>you cannot and will not play GTA 6 because woke female protagonist>the right-wing cult has forbidden it so play at your own risk
>>158564799I didn’t watch that game
>>158564456Mac Jones, we'll send him over for Addison straight up (:
>>158564809unironically a win/win
>>158564806Okay can you get mad at the people you saw somewhere else in your own head instead of the genny? Thx
>>158564637Niners?
>>158564799They haven't won in Atlanta since 2001; that was a scheduled loss.
No ones gonna do shitthe hungry playoff teams that are left are stingy GMs that hold onto picks like its sunday brunch, and all the big moves that couldve been made got madeexpect Mahomes to continue to throw to nobody and get bounced in playoffs by one of the AFC elite run defenses Jets/Steelers/Patriots/BillsExpect the 49ers to be injured all the way to an NFCCG/SuperBbowl loss without picking up Purdy another avengeri put my hand on the stove and it fucking froze
>BREAKING: Drake London to the 49ers, in exchange for Brandon Aiyuk and a 2027 1st round pick
>>158564793>The Steelers having never won in Cleveland on a ThursdayIt's a sample size of 5 games across nearly 20 years, let's calm down.
>>158564607This bussy
Panthers
>>158564634OMG THEY'RE TRADING FOR THIS BUSSY?!
2027 NBA Finals2027 Final Four2027 NHL Finals2027 NHL Winter Classic2027 IIHF World Championship2027 World Series2027 World Cup2027 US Open2027 Wimbledon Championship2027 PGA Championship2027 Masters Tournament2027 Daytona 5002027 Indianapolis 5002027 Kentucky Derby2027 Belmont Stakes2027 Westminster Dog Show2027 Tour de France2027 NYC Marathon2027 Winter Olympics2027 Pan Am Games2027 Commonwealth Games2027 World’s Strongest Man2027 Rose Bowl2027 Cotton Bowl2027 Orange Bowl2027 Super Bowl, right? Nope.Super Bowl XMCLVIXMLVXMXVIWait, let me call up my 2000 year old Roman uncle for a translation... Ahh.. He says that says Super Bowl 75. Wait, so it's not 2027 in roman numerals? It's named after how many Super Bowls have been played? What? Why? No one cares how many Super Bowls have been played. It is completely irrelevant how many have been played. What matters is what year it was played in.Someone says, "Hey, you know what happened in Super Bowl 36..." Okay, so.. wait, what year was Super Bowl 36 played in? Wait.. let me look up the first Super Bowl to find the year it was played in. Then let me add 35 to that year. Okay, so, I think maybe I know what year Super Bowl 36 was played in. I could be off by a year because math and a variety of other reasons, so I am not really sure which Super Bowl is Super Bowl ##.But, you know what would make the most common sense?Here's an idea...Just call it the fucking 2027 Super Bowl, you dizzy pretentious bimbos.
>melanin-enriched QBs
>>158564839damn i was going to give up 3 1sts
burrs
Eagles trade edge Arnold Ebiketie to the Bungles
Good morning bros. I'm gonna eat a bowl of Reccees Puffs
>>158564812>I'm not mad you stupid ass retard! I am so calm and composed right now as I furiously say how fucking angry I am!
>>158564807They best themselves that game more than the Failcons and Penis won. Very Shanny-esque >passing to old WR who suck (Kirk/Cooks)>spam CMC til he's near a breaking point and has to come out>back RB rookie and 2nd year fumble on back to back attempts>Purdy throws 2 shit picks trying to hero ball>Kittle fumbles to ice gameIf he trusted the young RBs more they unironcally would have stomped them but alas ATL played clean ball and capitalized
Write how bad Wentz was last night in a haiku
>>158564840Its the Stanley Cup finals
>>158564811I'd do it as the 49ers GM but they won't give a legit QB to a team they play in 3 weeks
Good morning /nfl/! With the demise of the New England Patriots seemingly apparent, I thought we’d take a moment to review how Slavic football’s greatest dynasty was:>GOAT Coach, Bill BelichickCroatian>GOAT TE, Rob GronkowskiPolish>GOAT GOAT, Tom Brady1/4 Polish
>>158564860shit shit shit shit shitshit shit shit shit shit shit shitshit shit shi shit ass
>Sources: The #Eagles aren't done, trading edge Arnold Ebiketie to the #Bengals in exchange for 2027 6th round pick.
>>158564851Seconded. Burrs.
>>158564768Why? They're gonna make the playoffs. They can't seriously contend anyway
>>158564860Ginger can't throw ballJustin Jefferson is madTime to make dumb trade
>>158564860A ginger I amPlay like poo-poo, it is trueI lost the north too
>>158564863Aaron Hernandez was spiritually Russian too.
>>158564860Check downs to the turfEven Brosmer plays better9-8, playoffs missed
there was a guy on the broadcast last night with a "my bussy" sign
>>158564831>it's realGENTE UM 49ER SOBREVOOR MEU FAVELA
>>158564504James Cook shat himself apparently
>>158564881
>>158564860Ginger man can't throwKevin O'Connell trade nowWelcome back home kirko chainz
>>158564881It said buggy. He was Amish. Stop thinking about poopsex all the time.
>>158564515Vikings should trade for Justin Herbert. Chargers season is washed. They have to smash that reset button. 3 first round picks is fair.
Does Jensen Huang getting caught cheating with a Chinese spy mean that AI will collapse and I can finally afford RAM again?
>>158564891why would an amish guy be in minneapolis
>>158564899There are tons of Amish communities in the midwest
>>158564896If there was a Caleb, T-Law, Mendoza level QB in the draft I could maybe see the Chargers entertaining offers for Herbert, but they pretty much have to keep him and retool in the offseason
>>158564898Of course not the goal is to enslave humanity
>>158564898wtf is a ram
>>158564896If he was playing like last season, absolutely. But nobody wants this year's version of Herbert, half of the Chargers' problems are on him
>>158564898We can't let China win, we must let jews and jeets win
>The Eagles' coffers are now stocked with two first-rounders in 2027, two first-rounders and two second-rounders in 2028, and two second-rounders in 2029.what're they gonna do with all those
Imagine Joe Burrow on a real team.
>>158564920Lose games
>>158564832They're 5-19 on the road on Thursdays, all time. Most other teams are somewhere around .500, like you'd expect after enough time. The Steelers just have never known how to cope with both the short week and a road game at the same time. They even lost in Cleveland on a Thursday the same year they won Super Bowl XLIII. There's definitely something about the culture that's contributing to it, long term trends for the Steelers don't tend to break, for whatever reason.
>>158564909An overhyped football player who watches the playoffs from home
>>158564920Nothing
>>158564515Ah yes, KOC is making Wentz throw retarded high piss missles.
>>158564920draft solid defensive players and then trade them 4 years later for more draft picks
Go get Zack Baun. Jack Campbell is dead. We need Zack Baun
>>158564515>Kyler Murray and Wentz are not good, but they are not so bad that they shouldn't be able to even put together something resembling a drive at any point.Yes they are. They're that bad. Murray was barely ever good and has only gotten older and worse. Wentz was good a decade ago. They're dogshit QBs and shouldn't ever be anything more than 2nd/3rd string guys.
>>158564920Nothing because the Jaguars are winning the Super Bowl so they basically agreed to eat a fuckton of cap and trade Jordan Davis to them for a high 2nd and 3rd round pick. I have no idea why people were sucking Howie off for that.
>>158564933If my quarterback was so laughably incompetent, I would simply find a quarterback who isn't laughably incompetent. I might even refrain from trading away my less horrible quarterbacks.
These mfs really think Germans give a shit about the Lions because Amon-Ra St Brown's mom is German. I guarantee it will be a Patriots home crowd.
>>158564888>my bussy gets more yardage than our offenseWhy would he tell us that?
>>158564953Good luck. At this rate in the league we're just going to see QBs morph into glorifed handoff merchants because only Allen, Burrow and Rodgers reliably work as a pocket passer.
>>158564959has literally any european game ever cheered for one team over the other? Even the Jags who are supposed to be "Britain's team" or whatever?
>When you nut but he still sucking
>>158564976And Purdy!
>>158564976>Allen>pocket passerYou really can go online and just say anything
>>158564948Vikings thought the same thing about JJ McCarthy and now he's balling out on the Giants and about to make the playoffs. They thought Kirk Cousins was the problem and he's still putting up great numbers right now, would probably even make the playoffs if the Raiders defense wasn't complete ass. Sam Darnold won a fucking Super Bowl after leaving the Vikings.
>>158564977steelers this season
>>158564997Wild, ain't it? They oughta pass a law to outlaw that!
>>158564944You will get nothing and Brad Holmes will declare himself the smartest man in football for the nth year in a row for not making a move.
>>158565016S-shut up...
>>158564976>Allen>reliable pocket passer If you reversed the rules for tackling the QB back to year 2000 rules, the only QBs left standing would be Burrow, Rodgers, Goff, and Stafford. All these other QBs would either be way too dogshit or exposed as scramblebabbies. And Rodgers/Stafford would have it rough with how old they are.
>>158564976>At this rate in the league we're just going to see QBs morph into glorifed handoff merchantsthat'll be 60m$/yr + tip
Dak Prescott
No one.Is.Doing shit.
>shit shitshit
>>158565036Shit trade deadline desu
Dick shitskin
>>158565036>Nobody but the jags wants to mortgage their future for a non-sure thing Shocking
>Lick Assbutt
>>158565057>worrying about the future when Jesus could come back tomorrow
My Chargies!
>>158565068Christians are retarded
Rashawn Gary and James Cook both shit their pants yesterday
>>158565036Excuse me the bengals just traded a 6th for a rotational edge
>>158565057>Nobody wants to even try to compete with the Jaguars who were the most balanced team in the league even before all of their tradesIt makes sense. Let them have it this year
>If a Club trades for a player who was a CFA during that League Year... the player will be considered a CFA gained by the acquiring Club and will be included in the Compensatory netting processBengals potentially lose their 2027 3rd round compensatory pick by trading for Ebitekie
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!
>>158565087>Bengals potentially lose their 2027 3rd round compensatory pick by trading for EbitekieNo way, really? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>158565068He's already here.
CALEB JUST CAME OUT ON AIR
>>158565087Nooooooo not pick #100
Vikings just traded for Paint'n Manning.
is arnold ebiketie any good?
>>158565087Bungled it
>>158565086Their whole season is going to crash when Lawrence actually plays a competent defense. There's a reason hes never been seen as good before now and the seethe cope posts about rigging when it happens will be delicious
Ryback in discussions with the Vikings per Adam Schefter
HERBERT TO THE KANGZ FOR A SACK OF DIRTY LAUNDRY
>>158565107He was traded for a 6th so think about it for a minute
Why are the 49ers keeping Shanahan on as head coach?
>>158565072why haven't they started the firesale yet
>>158565115well maybe a 3rd so
>>158565087morons
Darnold could get traded to the Vikings, just a possibility
>>158565116I admire your commitment to this bait. You can keep having my (You)s.
>>158565116Who's the better candidate?
>>158565116Based Grant Cohn reposter
>>158565129Deion Primate
>>158565129At this point Mike from accounting
>>158565112Kangz got fleeced.
Hearing Tony Pollard to the Giants is close [spoiler]from the voices in my head[/spoiler]
if the raiders trade cousins do they start mendoza or Aiden O’Connell
>>158565150At that point I think they would start Mendoza
>>158565098Based Sam Hartman truther
they gave skattebo all these commercials just for him to be a rotational piece kek
>>158565160Yankees died at 27 so New York needs superstars
BREAKING:IN A BLOCKBUSTER TRADE THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS ARE SENDING AJ BROWN AND TWO FIRST ROUND PICKS TO MINNESOTA FOR JUSTIN JEFFERSON
>>158564456First rounder for Anthony Richardson.
>colts trade a way a perennial pro bowl O-Lineman for peanuts>won't trade away their 27 year old running back because they hope to be good in a couple/few yearsOh boy, gonna be nice if the Colts actually start to get good and have a 30 year old running back to fall back on. Gonna use those picks to draft a new QB prospect? What does he need a pro bowl Guard for?Do they not understand that O Lineman have way more longevity than a running back? Trent Williams is still playing well and he's pushing 40. Securing a good O Line is foundational to having a good team. The Eagles have been relevant the past decade because of it.
>>158565169is Brunson not enough
>>158565174You have a mental illness
>>158565174Should've sent Antonio Brown.
>>158565157yeah i think so too im seeing people float jordan addison+a mid rounder for kirk and i dont hate it
>>158565110>the discourse around lawrence feels like a meme and nobody is actually serious about it
If the Vikings want to be good they should obviously trade a first round pick for the QB who has lead his team to an 0-8 record.
>>158565174Holy shit it's real!
>>158565202It’s sad when this literally who is the biggest deal of the day
Need my GM to bring in some bussy before the deadline
>>158565107decent rotational piece. hasn't been good this year but who has on the eagles
Why don't they Vikings just execute KOC and the quarterbacks and use their blood for a satanic ritual to summon Beelzebub to play QB
Going to sleep now. Hope I see some killer trades when I wake up
>>158565231Honestly it's their only real move
>>158565212IT'S NOT HIS FAULT HE JUST NEEDS MO HELP!!! HE WAS GOOD 5 YEARS AGO SO THAT MEANS HE MUST BE AN ELITE HALL OF FAME TALENT!!!!!
>Bengals accidentally gave up their 3rd rd comp pick for Trey Hendrickaon by trading for Arnolf EbikteHAHAHAHAHAHA
No one is trading. Arch Manning killed the hype since hes awful. If he was good, this market would be heating up
>>158565246You're not thinking about this like the Bengals do. In their mind that's 1 third round pick they don't have to pay.
>>158565246I doubt it was an accident. They were trying to sign him in free agency so they were already willing to give up that pick
lol Bengals just gave a 3rd rd comp pick to the Ravena by trading for the Eagles practice squad DTLmao
Cowboys should trade Dak for Herbert. Who says no?Cowboys have an actual run game, an o-line that isn’t made of wet tissue paper, and actual receivers who wouldn’t be on the practice squad on 31 other teams. Best of all, they play in a shit division. I could see Herbert shining on the cowboys.
>>158564911If you ask me Herbet's problem is simply that he's blackpilled on the Chargers as a franchise and while he's not actively throwing games or anything he's just not going to try like he did before and stand in the pocket getting his ribs fractured again to try and make miracles happen. He's just gonna throw it before he gets hit now and if it's intercepted so what, they were gonna lose anyway. He's kinda given up. And I'm not even sure he's wrong to do so. Multiple consecutive seasons of not being able to drop back for even half a second without two unblocked dudes barrelling down on you will eventually inspire feelings of futility.The point is, I think if he knew his situation wasn't completely hopeless he might actually begin giving a shit again and laying like he used to. The Chargers will probably hold onto him until the bitter end but that's a mistake. It's fucking OVER for this iteration of the team. They need to move along for everyone's sake
>>158565246or they're planning on trading for another CFA and they were going to lose that pick anyway
>>158565259They didn't give a pick to the ravens. They just lost their own
Maybe the reason the Chargers offense sucks is because this guy is used to having 2 Usain Bolt tier receivers and the chargers receivers are slow as shit, can never get open, and can’t catch worth a damn?
Why even implement the option to flex games out if you wont use it here
How often was a team playoffs berth contention hinged on who they get at QB at the trade deadline? Usually you have the QB and backup QB situation sorted out by now.
>>158564925Fair enough, you have a point.
Good news guys, Kiwi Farms finally banned me. I'm stuck with you faggots again , it seems. What did I miss since 2022? Are my giants any good?
>>158565308Usually teams aren't as poorly managed as the kangz
>>158565302They hate us
>>158564948Yeah, even if you can kinda sorta begrudgingly accept the flawed logic of the Darnold / McCarthy decisions at the time, the end result is they went into the season expecting to be a legit contender but also having Kyler fucking Murray as their #1 option. How did that ever really make sense?
>>158565302MNF games can't be flexed before Week 12, unfortunately.
>>158565302Flexing a game from an evening to an afternoon is different than flexing out of an entire day. That massively changes the scheduling of the teams currently in it and the teams replacing them.
Who signs him?
>>158565326(You)r team
>>158565326Lions.
>>158564793Kek the majority of browns fans called that game our Superbowl and were even more happy after beating the ravens winning our 2nd Superbowl of the season. The vast majority of browns fan were expecting a top 3 pick this year.
>>158565326Rams need WR help to cover for their injuries, and I'm sure Aiyuk would love the opportunity to go against SF in a couple weeks.
>>158565326Realistically anyone that's not the niners. It's low risk, high reward if you don't have to pay him. Worst case you get an unremarkable receiver for cheap, best case you get a great receiver for cheap.The only team that has bad blood with him is the niners, all the other teams will gladly give him a chance. And if he pans out you'll stuff as many receiving incentives in his contract as you can to make sure he actually has to play and play well to get paid.
>>158565301Fuck off, you’re making too much sense for this place. Everything is Herbert’s fault, from the o-line that gets him sacked on every other play, to the receivers that drop his passes on the rare occasion that he gets to pass the fucking ball. This place isn’t for actual legitimate football discussion, if you want that, r/nfl is more your speed.
>>158565323>muh logisticsThe nfl should be moving heaven and earth to make sure a game like this is not on primetime
>>158565326Chiefs should take him. If he doesn't pan out, no big deal.
>>158565343This is what happens when you have so many primetime games and try to cram football on every day of the week. It fucks scheduling left and right. Football should only be Sunday and Monday with the only exception being Thanksgiving, with Bye weeks adjusted accordingly for the teams playing that day.
>>158565342BASED
Thanksgiving is so fucking close now. Just two weeks away. I can't wait to pig out and watch football all day.
>NFC North team has a good season>NFL gives them the hardest schedule in the league next seasonit's a conspiracy to keep the Northman down
>>158565315Kind of amazing how moving on from Kirk Cousins was the catalyst of the QB merry go round the Vikings are going through
>>158565319>the end result is they went into the season expecting to be a legit contenderno they weren't, everyone was predicting them to finish last and the 6-0 start was surprising
>>158565350>team with an already bad locker room attitude issue should add a team cancer
Friendly reminder that Jaguars @ Bears is an afternoon game on FOX and virtually every other game that week is unwatchable contenders vs. tanking teams including both MNF and SNF.
>3 hours and 40 mins left and fucking nothing
>>158565369THEY expected it, we didn't kek
>The Bengals and Eagles deal for DE Arnold Ebiketie has fallen through and will not happen, per sources.the bungles didn't know about the compensatory rules kek
>>158565373Vikings vs Psckers kino this week
>>158564865Howie does it again (maybe idk)
>>158565326Who would want him? You're getting maybe a few games out of him before he starts diva-ing out again. It's what these whiny fuckheads always do.>It's just San Francisco he has a beef with, he'll be fine somewhere else!How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?
Why don't the Vikings just force Derek Carr out of retirement? He's literally white Kirk Cousins
HOLY
>>158565326doesnt he owe 13m? he not getting released until he pays up
>>158565371Aiyuk hired Rosenhaus to clean up his image. He's a good boy now.
Bengals/Eagles trade fell through for that DE Arnold Ebikitiiee
>>158565393All the more reason to release him, so he can start earning money to pay them back. The NFL can garnish his paychecks from any team anyway.
>>158565373grim
Bungles front office continues to be a clown show
kinda hard to beat the bills when your qb is cfl-tier
>>158565381In addition to the multiple 9-5 mock draft dads that have created dynasties using draft generators every year, stuff like this also convinces me that the gap between your average fan and an NFL GM is really not that big and that nepotards in the front office really don't deserve the checks they cash
Bengals saw Jaguars making moves and thought they could do the same
>>158565398>>158565381lol
>backing out of a trade because you didn't realise what you would lose>the absolute state of the bungles
>>158565416To be fair the guy who pointed this out is not an average fan. He has corrected the nfl itself on comp picks previously
>>158565337>best case you get a great receiverHe was never great in the first place, so the odds of him being anything close to that after a severe injury and two-year layoff are less than zero. Even when he was fully healthy he was never a clear #1 option. You could argue that between CMC, Kittle and Deebo he was maybe the 3rd or even 4th best option any given year. The elderly, broken version of Evans we have now is infinitely better than any iteration of Aiyuk ever was. He was a Shanahanbabby from day 1, checked out mentally as soon as money became an issue, was playing like shit even before he got hurt, hasn't caught a pass since 2024 and is so cancerous the team clawed his guarantees back and everyone, including the NFLPA and his agents, agreed he deserved it. But yeah, this broke, one-legged, mentally ill douchebag has tremendous upside and is going to be the secret sauce for some desperate team. Riiiight. Caveat emptor
>>158565422Clearly not because they weren't willing to overpay. This trade was trying to address the cashius Howell injury
Nanners cut Brandon Aiyuk, welcome to the Buffalo Bills. Beane is a magician
I have a low iq and I believe that a quarterback should single-handedly elevate his retarded team when they can’t block anyone or get open for him. He just needs to magically teleport the ball into their hands when they’re double covered and if he can’t do that, he’s shit. Glad I found a place full of like-minded reactionary retards who will warmly receive my ignorant opinions and respond with their own. Reddit wasn’t nearly this kind to me, they hurled poindexter shit like “facts” and “average time to throw” and “receiver drop rate” at me but you guys are cool and blindly agree with my retarded opinions and I appreciate that.
>>158565425thats what the smallest nepotism office will get you. Bungles bungling
Reports coming out that the negotiations between the raiders and Vikings are akin to a “hostage situation” with the vikings essentially begging the raiders to come off of their first rounder demand
>>158565386It's why you load the fuck out of his contract with incentives and milestones, because he can't be trusted. This is the one guy you can sign to a very team friendly deal. It's low risk, high reward because of his well documented retardation. Worst case you get a guy for cheap, he balls out, then he starts acting like a diva, and you tell him to fuck off.
>>158565246kek
evergreen
>>158565246yeah they cancelled the trade because someone on twitter pointed this out lmao
>>158565449>vikings essentially begging the raiders to cumGaaaaaaay
>>158565425>sure, Burrow is having his one healthy season that happens every five years and the Ravens are dead and Chiefs are weak and our defense isn't killing the entire team for once, should we try to get better at a position of desperate need and capitalize on this rare opportunity?>no, save the mid round draft picks for later Unserious franchise
I hope the kangaz trade the raiders a 1st for Cousins and then Kirko just decides to retire after a week of being back there.
>vikings offense
Quarterback is the most valuable position in football, it doesn’t matter if everyone else on the team is putrid dogshit and doesn’t even belong on any nfl roster, everything is the quarterback’s fault at the end of the day.
>>158565416you could pull a fan from the bar on draft night that will draft better than the bengals have the past few years
a normal franchise would fire their GM for not knowing a trade would cancel out a 3rd round compensatory pick
>>158565482Kicker is the most valuable position
Calling around to fill in my GF position before the deadline but I have nothing to offer
>>158565486Bengals don’t have oneThe owner’s daughter’s husband has the closest role to that
VIKINGS PLEASE take Baker from uswe'd even do it for a 4th rounder just get him off my fucking team
>>158565449>PLEASE BRADY TAKE THE 2ND AND 3RD ROUND PICKS
>>158565493like I said, a normal franchise would
>>158565493>Bengals don’t have oneThe fuck?How?Why?
>>158565449It's smart of the Raiders to try and squeeze the Vikes because they're desperate but if they actually fail to trade Cousins because they "only" get a 2nd instead of a first then they fucked it up. You've already announced your intention to replace him and drafted the replacement, If you can get good draft capital for a older qb who has no real history with your franchise that you don't even really want any more you take that 10 times out of 10. Cousins is never going to be worth more than he is right now. If he's still on the roster next year that's just a waste
OH SHIT BROS HERE IT IS:>BREAKING NEWS: The Minnesota Vikings are trading a 2027 1st round pick, and 3rd round pick, and a 2028 2nd round pick for a waffle. They got their quarterback - Schefter
>>158565505mike brown is considered the gm. They have a guy named duke tobin who is "defacto gm". Theyre a retarded nepo franchise stuck in the 80s when Paul Brown was still alive
>>158565509If I’m the raiders I wait until the deadline and don’t foldTheir FO loses nothing by keeping Kirk and being 8-9Vikings clean house
>>158565514When did the Lions cut the waffle? I don't remember that..
>>158565509The whole situation if true is just a lose, lose for both sides. I highly doubt the Kangz would be much better with Cousins and then the Raiders would essentially be asking Mendoza to help them clutch the AFC West from the Broncos and Chiefs. Seems the Raiders have more to lose than the Vikings.
>>158565516Duke Tobin is in charge here
has kyler been that bad for the vikings than they are willing to part with picks to fix a problem?
>>158565514I don't like this trade.I love this trade.
>one trade today>nevermind it was cancelled>zero trades today
>>158565526this guys a clown who is still living off of his Dalton drafts. Any time somebody questions his scouting, he brings up marvin jones and geno atkins
>>158565527His very first play for the Vikings he got hit, threw a pick, and got hurt. The Vikings are the epitome of "winning in spite of their QB".
>>158565527Honestly no. He's boring but if KOC would just develop a solid run game around him he would be fine. But casual fans are mad JJ can't griddy in the endzone.
>3 hours left til trade deadline>Brandon Beane is in agressive talks to acquire every player
holeeee fuck nvidia is imploding
>>158565342Herbienigger melty!
In hindsight Murray getting picked and heemed in his very first game was a massive sign things weren’t going to go well
>>158565553>holeeee fuck nvidia is implodingBased
>>158565553>>158565560Lost to chinese pussy
>>1585655092+4+6th pick swap
>>158565563Chunleepotted
>>158565553>>158565560Time to start buying
>>158565553it cant be that ba->
>>158565535His last 2 drafts and free agencies were good. He has had some bad years for sure though
before reddit sudoku'd themselves by making it login only i used to go into team subreddits and get a good larf by scrolling through the postgame threads. they made spee takes look reasonable.
>>158565577>buying the bubble popgl with that
>>158565553Good. Imma buy the dip
>>158565585Damn can’t believe no one will buy their chips because the ceo had sex
>>158565586>>158565577these niggas wouldve bought compuserve stock in 1999
>>158565592Less about the sex and more that likely company secrets were leaked to China who will now make the same boards cheaper.
>>158565594I have something like 700k in cash and I didn't get it by being bad at investments.
>>158565583jackson carmen. myles muprhy. shemar stewart. john ross. billy price. cedric ogbuehi.
I really wanted to correct a bad poster but decided to just get over it instead. I’m maturing with all my /sp/ee friends in real time. Thank you and you’re welcome
>>158565592Nobody is going to buy their chips because the democrats being sworn into office in January are anti-AI and have vowed to regulate the industry+NVIDIA is likely to be sanctioned because the chinese woman he fucked was a CCP spy who convinced jensen to flout the chip embargo the US has in China
>>158565553His family is Taiwanese. Why is he betraying them like this?
>158565602put your trip on so i can filter you schizo
>>158565607Doesn't matter what the democrats do because they don't have the votes to get past filibuster or veto. They'll occupy themselves by trying to impeach Trump every other week.
>>158565607>and have vowedOh no no noBabby’s first election hahahaha
>>158565607Giga
>>158564600here is how i got it. challenge me if you think im wrong but keep in mind i know ball
>>158565620>>158565616i dont know how to tell you this but the long dick of the law is coming for the industry whether you like it or not
>>158565601There’s zero indication of this and they’ve been sneaking the chips in before
Kirko can't win with these cats.
>>158565610Who's gonna be Nvidia's new jeet CEO?
>>158565629He's right. You do sound like a child.
>>158565636Arsedeep Harddik
>>158565636You already know.
>>158565629I don’t know how to tell you this but you are going to be incredibly disappointed
>>158565646>market implied win% Stop.
>>158565645Holy based.
>>158565646>4>LARLOL
>>158565646>market implied win% Keep going.
Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter>Developing: The Vikings have begun making calls around the league about trading for a quarterback ahead of today’s 4 pm ET deadline, per @RapSheet and me.lmao HAVE BEGUN? why werent they making calls yesterday in the first quarter
whats gonna heppen when pittsburgh beats cincinnati?
>>158565664you wake up
>>158565603every gm has a list like thishe also found:>tee higgins>dj turner>cashius howell>amarius mims>chase brown>jessie batesin the draftand some FA gems:>trey hendrickson>boye mafe>dj reader>chidobe awuzie>mike hilton>mike gesickii'd say he's an average GM who is decent at finding values which is how the bengals operate
>>158565553I have literally never met a person who had an AMD GPU.
>>158565553Now do tesla
>>158565673I do, love it
>Herbie to the Vikings
>>158565684Fake and gay
>>158565684>1.2k comments, 1.9k retweets, 16k likes >in 34 secondsseems legit
>>158565684>it's real
>>158565693All bots
I am BEGGING the Vikings to take Baker from us. Just look at this shit I do not want him and his dogshit contract on this team anymore.https://x.com/WatchMoreAll22/status/2119986476033479046
>>158565684If you want to trick people, you have to make the tweet more sensationalist. Schefter wouldn’t have such a mundane tweet for such a big story
>>158565669he's a below average gm. He's good when he picks top 5
Do you think Brad Holmes gets tired doing literally nothing every single trade deadline?
Check schefter's X! Vikings just traded for this bussy!!!
tick tock tick tock time is running out vikings
>>158565684his bimbo gf would dump him if he had to go to minnesota so this is never happening
>>158565703None of those picks i listed were top 5. He has a pretty good track record with 2nd-3rd round picks. Shemar and Murphy are massive busts ill give you that. I think when you take everything into account hes middle of the league, which is still a big gap from the good gms
Mariota and Sainristil for a third. Make it happen Minnesota
Who's it gonna be, Kangsisters?
>>158565705I think he edges for like a week beforehand and then cums at exactly 4 pm or whenever it ends
>mfw we play the nuJags in 2 weeks
I just had intense Déjà vu, I’m not a fan of that feeling
>>158565719Brady. He's trading himself to the kangz for 2 x 1st rounders.
>>158565509You don't think there's more value in keeping Kirko to mentor Mendoza for the second half of the season?
>>158565715dont defend tobin or the front office, they suck. Couldnt even pick a 2nd round guard to beat out the shitters on the 2021 line
>>158565705Bro has to save money for LaPorta and Branch can't make a big splash Something other than a single safety would be nice tho
>>158565719>JonesPls god let this happen because it would be so fucking funny
>>158565721We play the Jags after they’ve locked up the 1 seed and are resting starters
>>158565662Welp, who could they even reasonably get?>Mac Jones>Kirk for an overpay>Geno Smith?>Marcus Mariota
>>158565727The Raiders are not a well run organization
>>158565731Lions aren't resigning Laporta fampai. Read the tea leaves.
>>158565727There’s value, but probably not more than a second round pick’s worth
>>158565736Chat is this real?
>>158565737You can read deez nuts on your face
Manifesting Mariota to the Vikings for a sixth or maybe even a fifth
>>158565684>forcing madison beer to move to minnesotaI think not
>>158565744He'll move, and she'll stay in LA.
I don't think Mariota is better than Wentz or Kyler
>brian flores holding the vikings gm hostage to not make a trade, fire koc, and put him as interim head coach
>>158565735They are now with Brady making the decisions
can someone make a shedeur to the kangz edit so I can troll my nig coworkers with itthanks in advance
>>158565736NOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T SIGN HIM. OUR CAP SITUATION IS ABOUT TO GET BETTER BECAUSE HE RETIRED.
New glizzy just dropped
ill trade u brad holmes and a 2nd if you’ll just take him please. I don’t want him anymore
>>158565758i could make porn of her
>>158565760imagine being brown enough to want this
>>158565760>$7.99 per hot dog please
Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter·Follow>Vikings have identified Raiders QB Kirk Cousins as a prime trade candidate ahead of today’s 4 pm ET deadline, per league sources. The clock is ticking to get a deal done.
>>158565762>GM trades himselfIf teams can trade coaches then why can't they do this?
>>158565762You don't want le sign injured 4th string DB man?
Just bought a bunch of Nvidia stock
vikings trade a 3rd for mccarthywho says no?
>>158565766>pickled red onions This shit is for ypipo>>158565768That’s before tip.
>>158565769good, I wanna see Mendoza start the second half of the year and start building chemistry with Bowers & Jeanty
>>158565755
>>158565790this would be an incredible trade
>>158565786He's not playing until next season
>>158565786>Mendoza start the second half of the year and start building chemistry with Bowers & JeantyWhy do you want to see his naked group showers where they run a train on him?You know that's how they build chemistry, right?
Lets be real, Dehaun Watson is the best available QB for the vikings. Its just that the optics are horrendous kek
>>158565805Why would the Browns give up Watson? They’re in the playoff race
>>158565794>>158565798>Mendoza can't play this yearwhy?>because he can'tbut why?>because he can't! people treat quarterbacks like it's taking a cake out of the oven
>>158565813To not have to pay him. Also it's the Browns
>>158565819bingo. This is a franchise that benched hoyer after a 7-4 start in favor of manziel
How much would baker cost, seriously
>>1585658274th
>49ers trade for Keenan Allen
>The #Colts are trading 6x Pro Bowl WR Keenan Allen to the #49ers, per sources. Allen has been hoping to find a contender, while San Francisco was thrilled to get an accomplished veteran in the building.the colts trade everyone saw coming
>>158565760Is violent diarrhea a sport?
Now this would be spicy.
KEENAN ALLEN TO THE NINERS
>>158565848Brandon Aiyuk to the Colts
>The Raiders are not budging from their ask for Kirk Cousins, it's now looking like the deal is dead in the water. Vikings are now in contact with the Cowboys for a possible trade for Dak Prescott.ohmyfuck
>>158565845>>158565842>>158565840Can this guy just retire already
>>158565845Holy shit dude. Are the 49ers the oldest team in the NFL? And then we have the gall to blame the substation for injuries when we have a team filled with old geezers
>>158565857I’m as virulent a d-ACK poopscoop poster as anyone, but on which planet can he be traded for more cheaply than cousins?
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>>158565840>>158565845>hate job and hate the city/state you live in>get drunk while driving and get arrested>quiet quitting your job boss knows it too>management decides to relocate you to sunny califorina at the better branch locationwhat a life
>>158565863He's better than cousins, but he'd have to waive his clause which isn't going to happen.
>>158565857When this season inevitably collapses and the raiders are left with nothing but the ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT Spytek has drafted, I hope his ass gets shitcanned.
Keenan is a washed drunkard thoughbeit.
>>158565858>>158565857There's is no way Jerry does it right? That's basically admitting defeat for the season
