No team should be asking for anything less than 2 first round picks or a first and Justin Jefferson from the Vikings for a QB
So does Carlie sell Jones to the Kangz to start the hard rebuild?
the funniest part about all of this is that if brady wasn't tied up with the raiders and his commentary job he would 100% be back on the field already
Rammies standing pat
>>158565867TOM PLEASE MINNEAPOLIS NEEDS THIS
>>158565875Brady is unironically the type to say fuck it just for an opportunity to play again.
Who in the NFC can stop them?
its funny how both cancelled trades are linked to trey hendrickson
>>158565867Tom, become Maye's QB coach plz.
>>158565882bro you lost to the penis
i bet the last wentz fan is pretty upset today
>>158565882Anyone
>Russini: Vikings have checked in on Mac Jones but price is too high "right now."she's baaaaaack
SPYTEK FUCKING SUCKS
>>158565889Is that his mom?
>>158565882ENTER
>BREAKING: Keenan Allen to 49ers
>>158565882seattles defense literally did but sam darnold threw picks. with drew lock at the helm and charbz at full speed they are going to booty blast them
IF YOU AIN'T A FAN OF THE MIKE EVANS/KEENAN ALLEN COMBO, YOU OUTTA THE UNC CLUB
>>158565892And playing the victim in a situation that she created.
>>158565905>And playing the victim in a situation that she created.Well yeah, she's a woman.
>With a little more than 2 hours remaining before the trade deadline, an unlikely candidate has emerged for the Vikings. The Chargers are discussing trading Justin Herbert to the Vikings in exchange for several first round picks, more developing...
Vikings were still the last undefeated team in the NFL while all of your teams were defeated show some respect.
Why doesn't KOC just play at QB?
AHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>158565905>man and woman have a consensual affair>man suffers 0 consequences>woman loses everythingnot even a feminist but that's kinda gay
>>158565920no
>>158565919Holy retarded they really think they actually have that much leverage with Herbie?
>>158565905it takes 2 to tango
>me watching the little mini arms race in the NFC in a futile attempt to stay competitive against the Jags in the owlresistance is futile
>>158565924if vrabel worked for any other owner in the league besides kraft he would have been fired or forced to resign
>>158565924Vrabel was just crushing puss. Russini was using her media influence to collude and create narratives.
>>158565922you know the price vikies pay the toll to get the kohls
Happy for Keenan, I hope he wins a ring with the 9ers
Why 4PM? Midnight would be more exciting.
>>158565892i wish i was too high right now
>>158565882Falcons are good match up for the 49ers
>>158565919If the Chargers haven’t traded Khalil Mack, they’re not trading Herbert
Keenan Allen is like 47 years old
>>158565922What kind of compensation package could the raiders realistically get for him?
>>158565939hey who said you could post muh wife in this thread
>>158565920they were 6-0 man. I remember the 13-0 steelers still
>>158565919The vikings might as well go allin. The fans are so buckbroken theyd be fine with giving up on the future picks just to have a chance
>>158565954i did >>158565953word on the diddy is either a 1 or addison and a 3 or 4 and raiders arent budging off of that
>>158565889Damn. They even had the Bismarck High jersey from his days RAPING my Midgets. I have more career tackles against Carson Wentz than most of the bums in the NFL btw.
>>158565953realistically maybe a 3rd round pick which probably isnt worth it to them
literally who can stop us now
>>158565920My niners played 7 games and got to 6-1.The Vikings played 7 games and got to 6-1.Having an earlier Bye week is nothing to gloat about.
>>158565960I hear Addison's name mentioned but don't understand why the Vikings would do that, you need a solid WR2 to take attention away from Jefferson
>>15856594133 years
Justin Jefferson is in the GM office right now pounding his fist onto the table about getting Kirk Cousins back per Adam Schefter
The Detroit Lions are reported as being in on the A. Waffle sweepstakes.
>>158565924>not even a feminist
BREAKING: PER ADAM SCHEFTER THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS HAVE AGREED TO A DEAL WITH FORMER SUPER BOWL RUNNER UP QUARTERBACK COLIN KAEPERNICK
lol the colts got a 6th rounder for allenwtf is that bimbo doing
really makes you think
where are the trades????
>>158565966the 4th quarter
>>158565953Raiders should not trade him for anything less than a first + some. It’s not worth uprooting your entire development process you already had planned out with Mendoza, and potentially punting on the season which creates a stinky locker room for like some second round low pick assuming Kirk works with the Vikings which means they don’t even draft high.The Vikings fucked themselves. To be honest they probably should give up a first and some. This is a championship defense. I think their future is basically just as bad if they don’t lose any picks this trade deadline because you’ve just created an extremely toxic situation for players like JJ
>>158565994>compare NFL owners to slaveowners>then complain that none of these slaveowners want to hire him and he's been "blackballed"why did he want to be a slave?
JIMMY G TO THE VIQUEERS
>>158565998Bumcos defense is ass. Their success is due to their elite offense and generational QB Bo Nix.
>>158565922a 1st, 3rd for Kirk and you HAVE to take Nailor back
>>158565997Turned a free agent late training camp sign on into a draft pick. That’s a good deal.
>watching Brian Flores put QBs into the meat grinder >remember the man who dominated his defenseI miss him so much, bros
>noooo you HAVE to trade him!the jags literally have three WR2s and a CB larping as a WR2 on the roster and they're playing for an owl why would they trade a solid depth piece?in their eyes, he can fuck off after he gets a ring
>>158565998I find it amusing that the Lions finally got a d line that can play outside of Hutchinson and yet they're going to waste it by having a dogshit seconday for the nth year in a row.
Kirk is easily worth a first
i wonder how much the niners want for mac
>>158566031Nah you are
Yo did James Cook shit or piss his pants last night?
>>158566035Justin Jefferson
>>158566035I would overcharge them too. Why would I help an NFC playoff team out?
>>158566021>6th rounder
Jameis. Kangs. Make it happen
>>158566035A turkey sandwich. But a good turkey sandwich.
>Jags mongrels getting cocky againYou know you're going to have to come to Denver if you want to sniff the owl, right?
>>158566004Yeah feels like the vikings are desperate, raiders aren’t
>>158566031correct. Raiders would be fools to ask for any less
>>158566035he's worth a second at leastalso, rourke was banged up in preseason, idk if they want to have him just step in to be the backup, might just keep mac for insurance
So when are we gonna start calling the Niners a Superteam or is that just reserved for the Rams
>>158566039Who cares? Everyone does it! Stop asking!!
>>158566048Jags are going to be the 1 seed
What will they say about muh QB whisperer when the next QB they give up an arm and a leg for also bombs?
>>158566053That term is only for teams that actually look scary. 49ers are never scary, everyone knows the wheels are gonna fall off at some point in the season.
>>158566053>whiners>good
>>158565901oh boy another old player that will get injured
>>158566065He's probably gonna be coaching for his job next year. Especially if Flores leaves.
>>158566061Broncos own the h2h tiebreaker. Might not matter but we’ll see
>>158566065everybody who knows ball knows kevin oconnell is a fraud
>>158566023He will be a Kang come the offseason
It's gonna happen
>>15856587049ers should look for a 1st and 3rd for Mac Jones.
>>158566076Vikings have 7 firsts?
Kirk is going to be an expensive rental, look how his contract is structured... but almost anything beats what vikies have currently in the qb room
>>158566053LA is a superteam. SF is the Avengers.
Will Howard and Quinn Ewers are still available
>>158566077fake, his nails aren't painted in the trans flag colors
>>158566086god that would be so based if he did that
>>15856605333, 34, 33, 30, 32
Keenan Allen will be playing against the Cowboys two weeks in a row
>>158565966father age
>>158565938isn't that her job? I don't really see what she did wrong other than just ho behavior which is like SOP for women
>>158566008it pays a lot. he could have made millions riding a bench.
>>158566091kek now thats commitment
Vikings unironically win the Super Bowl with Jones
>>158566085>Coward>Sewers
>>158565902SFs defense forced those turnovers. Why act like the Seattle Defense performance is a given and not the SF Defense performance?
>>158566088check'd for dubs of truth
>>158566065>It's not Herbert's fault!If Bustin ends up in Minnesota, KOC will 100% be the scapegoat when he fails. Herbert to Minnesota may be the only way to stop the KOC sweeping.
>>158566053>A bunch of old and or injury prone players>Mr. Irrelevant at QBle sueper teeaam!!!!!
>>158566035He is very valuable to them for the next 2 months. Even though that means he gets to walk for no compensation in the offseason. Having him in the event of Purdy having to miss a couple of games could be the difference between being the 1st seed or not.
>>158566097Do they though?Doesn't their run game suck too?
>>158566097wrong jones dude
>>158566100no they didnt lmao you fucking retard. next you are going to try and tell us the 7 other pics darnold threw against other teams was also forced by the niners defense
>>158566097Nice try, Carlie.
>>158566079Mac for JJ straight up?
IT'S TIME
>>158566108They have no run game because their QBs can't even throw past the line of scrimmage
when are playoff rules being reworked to exclude sub .500 teams
>>158566097nice try carlie but you aint getting a first for him
I'm going to watch a porno, if the Vikings don't have a QB when I get back I'm going to poop my pants
>Tyler Loop is on injured reserve>brought in Moody who made all of his kicks last week>had a roster spot open for him>didn't sign him to the roster letting atlanta take him from the practice squad what the FUCK is Baltimore doing?
>>158566097You could give the Vikings Josh Allen and they'd still collapse and miss the playoffs
culpepper will lead the vikes to an owl
>>158566097not with that dope at QB
Is Brosmer that bad? I refuse to believe he’s worse than Wentz
CASE KINO TO THE KANGZ
Bring back Ponder or Joe Webb
>>158566121Hey, Gruden.
>>158566061But my Broncos have a better record against a much harder schedule, plus a head to head win? And they're entering the easy part of their schedule? And the jags got beaten by a peepee poopoo 2-4 Texans team??
>>158566122it's almost like mediocre kickers are a dime a dozen and Baltimore should have no problem replacing Moody with someone of similar talent
Amani Hooker to the Bills
>>158566110no it would probably have been forced by those other team's defenses. What kind of dumb fuck logic are you operating on?
>>158566122ravens aren't contending this year and know it probably, lamar can't stay healthy
>>158566088Its alot harder to name a 49ers offensive starter outside of that Bus Rider who wont be in the Hall somedayIt is kind of wild, Purdy is apparently soo good they still need to make a trade at WR at the deadline. How much help does he really need
>>158566053i had to unironically google if brandin cooks was still in the leaguebrandin cooks was considered "washed" in 2020 what in the fuck are the niners doing?
>>158566131brosmer's start last year was considered one of the statistically worst in NFL history right?at least >wince had some good games earlier this season so there's actual proof of concept
why did "they" cancel gruden?he just said a word that's heard in locker rooms constantly
Chargers need to swallow their pride and trade Herbert. He's checked out mentally and probably hates every person he sees in the building by now, and the Vikings are desperate enough to pay the price.
>>158566104They are all Hall of Famers(outside Purdy) though.
>>158565882Mike Evans and Keenan Allen would have been the best receiver duo like 10 years ago
>>158565892they are going to have to pay a high price on whoever they bring in. but that's the cost they chose when they cheaped out in the off-season. now they have a terrific defense and they can't waste this season.
>>158566119NFL has tried but always gets voted down to preserve playoff home game revenue for owners for winning division
WE DID SOMETHING
>>158566152Doesn't he have a no trades clause? Madison is not letting him be traded to anywhere but New York or Miami
>>158566143guess what? only a couple were. the seahawks had guys just straight up dropping the ball with nobody touching them and darnold throwing picks to guys nowhere close to another receiver without any pressure.
That first Kirk Cousins Vikings reunion press conference gonna hit like crack son
>>158566146I don't even think Purdy is top 5 but show me a great QB who doesn't have a likewise great WR. You don't get good QB play without at least solid WR play. also you're a fag
You want Kirk?It's gonna cost you.How about three first round picks, Justin Jefferson, and your soul?
FLACCO TO THE KANGZ
>[Rappaport] Vikings are trading a 2027 2nd round pick and a 2028 3rd round pick to the Branson Steelboats for Tiny.
>>158566053>since 1999Only one team is full of players who have been playing since 1999 so this makes perfect sense
>>158566074Dude the Jags are going to win like 14 games and Denver is winning like 12
Why couldn't the Niners get someone like Kyle Pitts? Hes not even being used in atlanta...ffsThey always get these old has beens. Then when we don't win a Superbowl like usual, the mainstream media blames the injuries and the substation. No fucking shit you get injured, your team is fucking old as shit
There's only 90 more minutes for the Vikings to make a deal lol
>bills hired a HookerHeh
>>1585661513 years and some change, and he never sniffed the playoffs. Also he resigned like a fag to save face, nobody had a gun to his head. Poor guy just couldn't get it done.
>>158566165>only a couple werethank you the defense rests
If you go into the archives you can see that I was posting that the Vikings would miss the playoffs three weeks ago and I was right
>>158566168Purdy has>HoF LT>HoF RB>HoF TE>All Pro FBAnd now TWO>HoF WRsAt their disposal. How much fucking help does that BUS RIDER need? Your a disengenous bitch running cover and a huemonkey to boot. Fuck you
>>158566192and everyone agreed with you
>>158566172>Toss on CD >throw a tree insteadHow do the reffies respond?
>>158566178Haha this reminds me of that time brown people said he'd miss the playoffs last year. And that time brown people said he'd start 0-7 this year. And that time Brown people said he wouldn't RAPE Josh Allen in the playoffs.
>>158566192Yeah but they can miss the playoffs in style with Famous Jameis
>And your new Vikings Quarterback is...
Bills just got Hooker for a 2nd and a 5th. Feelsgoodman.
Tom Brady will neve allow Kirk to be traded. He is adamant that Fernando sits this season and learns from a vet
>>1585660539ers are cool and funRams are fake and plastic
>>158566200I, for one, respect his strength.
>>158566201seems like a lot just for a hooker
The Vikings should trade for Chambliss
>>158566151Anti-football pussies don't like mirrors.
>>158566137The Jags legitimately only have 1 possibly tough game for the rest of the season and that’s Chicago
>>158566180its obvious they are being bent over, but that's their own fault. their QBs are not good enough to have a chance to win something. they have to add someone and everyone knows it after last night. again, it's their fault and it's been a multiple year thing.
>>158566205Why doesn't Tom just suit up the rest of the year?
>>158566191none by the niners
How many of the current QBs actually sat their rookie season?
>>158566207Spoken like a true Gay Area Liberal
>>158566214mom said he can't
>>158566216Manlove
>>158566216Probably almost none, and that's why they all suck
>>158566193Purdy has>HoF LTeffective but way past his prime>HoF RBway past his prime>HoF TE way past his prime>All Pro FBpfft ok sure Juice is a world beater now...who is also way past his primeAnd now TWO>HoF WRsboth are way past their primes. now who's being disingenuous, you wet back. I need my lettuce picked your break is over. If it was 2020 you'd be on point, but it's not and you're not.
>>158566221kek Rodgers too
Veach the genius that he is will not trade for a wr or ot because he’s super smart and needs those round 1 picks that he has very to draft a twig wr and a ot that’s off the field or just draft defensive players instead and signing the de that can barely get a sack and trading away the all pro cbs all while Mahomes tears his acl and nearly tears his ucl
cousins, geno, minshew, whatever. shit or get off the pot.
>>158565882non-contact injuries
>>158566205Cousins was just some bridge qb free agent signing that nobody wanted because of his injury so he ended up on the worst team in the league. Nobody in raiders organization actually cares about him especially if can get a bunch of picks
>>158566217Coming from someone trying to defend an LA kek
>>158566216Mahomes, Jordan Love
>>158566205Okay does Brady make decisions over there or not? You niggers spent the entirety of last season saying it wasn't his fault, he didn't decide to hire Pete, he didn't decide to trade for Geno, and he didn't decide to make Chip Kelly the league's highest paid OC. But every time there's speculation about the Raiders front office moves, suddenly it's all Brady. Are you just going to pretend he has nothing to do with the team until they eventually find some success, then give him all the credit?
>>158566200Hopefully vikings get no one. I want Wentz to start against 49ers. Don't think we can beat that team if they get someone average. Thats why the mac jones price was high
>>158566229Cousins is having a way better season than those other 2 shitters, I don't think they even hit 20 TDs
>>158566216the three greatest quarterbacks of all time all sat their rookie years
>>158566227Favre too, Packers actually know how to develop QBs
>>158566215LA has almost as many 9ers fans as Norcal lol
>>158566233Mahomes started his rookie year (albeit in week 17 but still)
>>158566241That's rude to the bay.
do it kangz. we don't want this midget in carolina.
>>158566235>Are you just going to pretend he has nothing to do with the team until they eventually find some success, then give him all the credit?Yes, Tom Brady is Football God. Anything that goes wrong is part of him giving us free will. Anything that goes right is because he has blessed us.
>>158566205Mendoza already played
Fire everyone kind of day for the bengals FO
Whatever happened to Bustin Fields?
>>158566244I think its just got that many people there
God this trade deadline is so boring. It makes me wish I had a bottom heavy somewhat effeminate male friend who I could watch and talk football with while drinking before we get a little drunk and I make a comment about how cute he looks and he gets all embarrassed and the mood is just kinda right so we kiss and start touching each other’s bodies for a while. It would be better than waiting for my shit team to just NOT make a trade
>>158566201>>158566209Correction: Bills are getting a 5th from Titans along with Hooker in exchange for giving the Titans a 2nd.
>>158566252nah it could have been worse, in the end we did nothing which is the expected result
Does anyone have a good slander nickname for notorious stat padder Joseph Burrow?
>>158566196they throw the flag and nerf his base armor again
>>158566254Backing up mahomo in KC, who have been awfully quiet these last 2 wweeks
>>158566231That's not what I got from the funny video they made.
>>158566258btw go packers
>>158566232>all their rings came before the salary capYour caping for the Dallas Cowboys in Red uniforms with a fanbase full of basedllenial H1BsPipe down
>>158566216Quite a few actually
>>158566254He's the rightful QB1 of the 6-2 chiefs right now. Show some respect.
>>158566254backup for the chiefs played one snap Sunday and fucked it up
>>158566245Carolina does indeed want to keep their top 10 qb. This trade would never happen.
>>158566258BEAR DOWN
Look, Kirk is not getting traded. Mendoza is a bust. Raiders might as well keep Kirk
>>158566258most appreciative jags fan ITT
>>158566260i agree. but they embarassed themselves
>>1585662079ers literally play in Silicon Valley
>>158566261Josniff Butthole lmao
>>158566258We just got a big trade. Best offense in The league is now shoring up their worst defense in the league with a big name.
>>158566281which is the expected result
Good news, guys: I have received word that Liam Coen is German, not Jewish. Crisis averted.
>>158566277Unlike Kevin O'Connell, Liam is a real coach
>>158566071He's fucking washed and will probably manage to play like 3 games but I think the Niners know that. This isn't a "final piece" sort of trade. He's just another body to eat up some snaps to account for the inevitable games other guys will have to miss. A sixth for half a season of WR insurance isn't terrible under the circumstances
get justin herbert out of la. he's being wasted there.
>>158566277I was all in from this moment
>>158566262>made of rocks>lol wut armor?turrible really
>>158566278he's 38 and they have a losing record in a division with the broncos and chiefs in it
>Blockbuster! The Raiders are trading four-time Pro Bowl QB Kirk Cousins to the Vikings for their 2027 third-round pick, sources tell @ringer @netflixsports.
How have the Chargers not traded anyone yet? Are you fuckin kidding me? Maybe Jim Harbaugh thinks the season isn't lost yet????
>>158566311NOOOOOOOOOOOTHEY FUCKING CAVEDFOR A FUCKING THIRD ROUNDERYOU STUPID NEGROES
Did anyone sign Ryback?
ON THE TRADE BLOCK: A double quarter pounder with cheese meal. Large fries and a orange Hi-C.Willing to entertain offers before the deadline
>>158566311Better be a first rounder in there
9ers should sign BA instead of another old and washed WR
>>158566304anyone can do this when you throw to chase and higgins
>>158566308>>158566311basefnot a viqueen fan but no one should have to watch qb play like we saw last night
>>158566318>>158566308>2027 third round pick
No no no no noNot gonna be in the talent showNo no no no noI’ll never be in your faggy talent show
Does anyone have a good slander nickname for notorious stat padder Joshua Allen?
KIRKO KANG TAKING THEM BACK TO THE PROMISED LAND
>>158566311WELCOME HOME KIRKOWhat did we give up?
>Mendoza to start against the …………. Seahawks then Broncos
>>158566317give you a 6th rounder for the fries and a 7th lmk
>>158566330How new are you that you’re asking this about Trash Faillen?
Whites are so disassociated and ignorant of blacks that every week Jamarr Chase and Travis Hunter do celebrations referencing murder of whites and people just think they're doing a silly funny dance
>>158566311This cannot be real lmao
>>158566335They should just sacrifice Aidan O'Connell
>>158566325Fuck, back out of the trade like the Ravens did
>>158566335>he winsI kneel
>>158566319as much as I'd love them to bury the hatchet he talked way too much shit to be welcomed back plus he's prolly not able to play worth a damn anymore.
NO 1ST FOR YOU RAIDNIGGER
>>158566341>dissociated>ignorantI’d suggest you have the relationship quite backwards
3rd round is a steal for the Vikings. I thought they would have to give up a 2nd.
>Cousins returns to Minnesota and has a career high run to the super bowl to finally get his ringFuck you script writers, fine I'll keep watching.
>Kangzshitters genuinely think even Kirko Chainz can redeem that shit offenseOH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>158566311BACK WHERE HE BELONGS
>>158566341
LOSS FLEECUS
>>158566311Perfect bridge qb for the raiders. That being said, lil nando prepare ur butt hole
>>158566351for a washed up 38 year old? lmao im surprised they didnt trade him for a bag of balls desu
All wentz had to do was not have the worst qb performance in NFL history but knowing cousins he may not finish the year healthy either so our ND dream of carson wentz winning a superbowl
>one 3rdAre the Raiders the most embarrassing organization in the NFL?
>>158566354how is any offense with justin jefferson on it so badare they just triple covering him and literally no one else can do a goddamn thing?
>>158566319>>158566348If he didn't make fun of Kyle for getting in a car accident maybe they could have patched it up but he came across as just a sociopathic retard instead of someone experiencing mental health issues that could be patched up by a press conference where he cries a little.
Way too cheap imo. JJ doing flips rn I bet
>only a third for a legendary qbTeasley truly is doing an elite (Kang-tier) job at gm. Queue the Detoilet ghouls who spend their time seething about my Kangz on spee saying it was an overpay.
Justin Jefferson on his knees praising the lord that Kirko is back.
>>158566363put wentz in the ring of honor man
>>158566311Heeesss baaaackkkk
>>158566372It was an overpay
>>158565922I can’t see raiders wanting to trade him. Their team has some traction vs last year, so they probably would want to keep him as they keep building the team.
>COUSINS LETS IT FLY TO THE END ZONE..... CAUGHT ITS CAUGHT BY JUSTIN JEFFERSON IN THE BACK OF THE END ZONE VIKINGS WIN VIKINGS WIN THE SUPERBOWL
>>158566372It was, though. Fucking geriatric Kirk Cousins isn’t the missing piece that’s going to take the kangz to the owl. They were better off punting on this season and trading up for a QB in the draft
>only a 3rd for kirkLmao. The raiders are retards. They should have absolutely fleeced minnesota considering how desperate they are
How many on Sunday
Do you think Cousins cares or is he still pissed off that the Vikings traded him when he got hurt?
>>158566380Apparently they just traded him
It's weird how many people are still buying into this myth that the rams and seahawks stand a chance against a healthy 49ers team. The substation is limiting their power to give teams a shot against them but the more we see from the other two the more it's clear that both this year and last year their baseline is in a league of its own. They run the NFCW and everyone else is playing catch up. In order to actually stop the 49ers from taking the division it takes more than just what the rams or seahawks bring to the table, it requires apocalyptic-tier injuries.
>only a 3rdHoly shit, the Raiders are retarded. The Vikings were desperate. You could have asked for their entire draft and they would have given in.
Just saw Justin Jefferson falls to his knees at the Vikings facility cafeteria
>>158566383retard. you don't punt the season with a historically great defense full of free agents that won't be on your team next year
dlaw, emmanwori and byron murphy might put mendoza in the hospital
>>158566395Be sure to apologize to me when I end up being right
>>158566380they'd be dumb not to trade him, thoughthey're not good enough to contend, other teams need QBs and should be willing to overpay, and mendoza's going to need to get some starts soon enoughi'd be surprised if them only getting a 3rd is true, that's crazy considering what deep shit the vikes are in
>>158566387a chance to play with that defense is enough to smooth things over
>>158566383This. Idk why Kangz fans think all they need is a star QB and it’ll fix all the offense problems.
Vikings just became super bowl favorites
raiders essentially paid like 15 million for 4 wins, a good onboarding for their #1 pick and a 3rd rounder Not bad
>>158566399>>158566402It's gonna be O'Connell starting
why did minnesota get rid of cousins in the first place and why would they now welcome him back? wtf are they doing
Bills got Amani Hooker
>>158566402their plan was to give mendoza a year to sit and they threw that away for a 3rd lmao. mendoza is gonna fucking die the next 2 games
It’s been 3 years men it’s time to go back to Minneapolis
>>158566415If you watched the games It was time
>>158566389>healthy 49ers team.i dont' need to say a thing...you've made my argument for me
>>158566053>have a bunch of old, over the hill receivers>BUT THEIR LE HECKING CAREERARINO YARDS!!!All this means is they have a bunch of old dudes in the room. I guess the Jets had an elite RB depth chart when they had year 50 Frank Gore.
>Kirk having a literal MVP caliber statistic season and my Kangz just steal them from VegasKeeeeeeeeek. Good luck with your >Cuban qb Raiderpacos I wish him the best thanks for handing my Kangz the Lombardi Keeeeeeeeeek
>taking Kirko and his family away from their In-n-Out routine
>>158566395This poster is correct
>>158566414who???
>>158566401they could go winless for the rest of the season and you'd still be wrong. punting the season while 6-2 with that defense is a franchise destroying move. no one would root for a team that does that
>>158566388Damn you are right. Just looked it up. Didn’t think the trade would be worth it to them.
>>158566414All hookers are money hookers
CHIEFS ARE ABOUT TO GET DOWNS WITH THE SYNDROME
>>158566311NONOOONOOOOOOAAAAHHHHHHFUCK
I knew kirk was gone when he got mad and started forcing balls into coverage, same shit Geno was doing, you don't do that shit against a good defense
>>158566414A man-y hooker? Why? Does someone have a fetish?
holy shit this mongolian basketweaving chatroom is even more retarded than i thought thinking kirk cousins is worth a fucking 1st round pick
Who is winning the inevitable wildcard game between the kangz and Nine?
>>158566443To the Vikings he was
>>158566427>already preemptively coping because he knows deep down that this trade was retardedBoth Cousins and your third rounder will be gone in a few months and you’ll have absolutely jack shit to show for it
Damn Raiders are retards. Should have just asked for a 1st rounder. Yeah, time to stop sucking Tom Brady's dick. Hes a horrible general manager just like Michael Jordan with the hornets
>Kirk is back HOLY SHIT
>>158566443It's not that he's worth it, it's that the Vikings are desperate and you could have squeezed more out of them.
>>158566443When he is outperforming every other person being discussed by a country mile, AND you have all the leverage, you ask for the fucking moon. You do not cave.
>the 0-8 Chargers pretending that their season is still alive and not trading anyone
ope, just fell down on my knees at kwik trip
what the fuck raidurrs you could've easily got a 1st round pick wtf are you doing
>>158566443teams have been batshit retarded with their 1sts the last couple years if you're paying attentionor let me guess, you think Literally Who from the eagles was worth 2 firsts?teams are dumb and desperate when it comes to QBs simple as, even a 2nd+ a late rounder would have been conceivable
>>158566444N9NE because he already knows the defense
Nothing
>On April 6, 2026, the Las Vegas Raiders signed Cousins to a five-year contract worth up to $172 million, $20 million of which is fully guaranteed; the Falcons will pay $8.7 million of that money, while the Raiders will pay Cousins the veteran minimum salary of $1.3 million in addition to a $10 million signing bonus.[288][289] On September 2, Cousins was named the starter over rookie Fernando Mendoza to begin the seasonso are the falcons still paying $8.7m of his salary? kek
>>158566448If Mendoza isnt ready now he never will be
>>158566443He isn't but the raiders need OL help and Minnesota was desperate, benf them over a barrel and force a first rounder or tell em to go fuck themselves, someone bitched out
>>158566443vikings are #1 defence and #2 special teams in the league idiot, they are wasting time and space not having a QB especially considering they're #4 in open WRs
>>158566447i'm not a vikings fan. you're still retarded tho
>>158566443Everyone in the NFL saw that game last night. Raiders are in the middle of a rebuild and are in no rush to compete with KC and Denver in the way. They should have bent over the Vikings more
>>158566435Good, he’s a cancer who’s not nearly good enough to put in the kind of no-show he has this season. I’d take some Chick Fil A tendies for him at this point
>>158566311How much would he get paid?
>>158566443You can't be this retarded. It's not that he's worth a first round pick, it's that the Vikings were definitely desperate enough to give up more than just one third round pick for him.You'd make a terrible negotiator.
>>158566451>>158566452at that point you keep developing kyler in the system, nobody is giving a first round pick for kirk cousins no matter the leverage
>>158566423Culvers close enough
Armchair gms are just funny>I WANT FIRST FOR KIRKO VIKES ARE DESPERATE >what if they just say no they wont go higher than a 3rd>THAN I'LL JUST SIT ON KIRK THE KNOWLEDGE IS WORTH MORE THAN A 3RD FUCK YOU MINNESOTA YOU THINK YOU KNOW BETTER THAN ME? IM SMART I GOT A BACHELOR IN ECONOMICS, I KNOW SUPPLY & DEMAND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KIRK COUSINS JUST THREW SHORT OF THE STICKS WITH THE SEASON ON THE LINE AGAIN!
Detroit sports talk radio is having a melt down at the lack of trades
Why do teams still trade with Howie Roseman?
>DC, Minneapolis, Atlanta, Vegas, Minneapolis What a beautiful hero’s journey
Will you apologize for being racist and scapegoating a brotha when Kirk has the same problems on Sunday?
>>158566470Concession accepted. If you think the kangz are just a QB away after last night you’re the retard
What should be done about the Los Angeles Chargers?
A Hooker, Biship and Christian walk into a bar.
>>158566460You have to believe in Nine
>>158566460You guys were in the JT sweepstakes and I really am glad the Colts are being stupidThat said, I hope we got Downs for a 4th
I bet was a conditional third rounder. Just makes no sense unless kirk was wanting out and demanded the trade
i'm fucking fuming brosa third? really? i hate this faggot ass division
>>158566485Still a manlet regardless of his skin color
>>158566485Kirk will light it up for 400 yards against Green Gay. Then he'll throw 3 picks against the Niners again in Mexico
>>158566473Kirk has like an 80 million dollar poison pill in 2 years
>>158566485he's chinese
>>158566483Jags made a deal with the devil for a Super Bowl. They know they overpaid
>>158566414He picked off Burrow 3 times last week.
>>158566488Murder the Spanos and have Bezzos buy the team
>>158566493She’s called E18ghteen now
>3rd round pick Raiders got fucking fleeced. They could have got at least a 2nd.
Kyler gets more time for GTA 6 now that Kirk is back
>A FUCKING THIRD
Kirk Cousins: First QB to start 18 games in a regular season?The Raiders have played nine games so far (4-5). The Vikings have played 8 (6-2) because they've already had their bye week. That means Cousins, who's started all nine games for the Raiders will have the opportunity for nine more starts. Maybe it's happened before but I can't remember.
it would be really really really funny if the vikings offense is still shit with kirk
>>158566478>THAN I'LL JUST SIT ON KIRK THE KNOWLEDGE IS WORTH MORE THAN A 3RDThis but unironically. The Raiders are not desperate, the Vikings are. Worst case scenario for the Raiders you miss out on a third round pick you never expected to get.
>>158566475yeah i could maybe see a 2 tops, i think a first round pick for jonathon taylor would make a lot more sense
>>158566483i was just thinking this, as i do every year for the past 5 yearsi think he's got dirt on every GM in the league so he gets trades like this every year paid as tribute so he doesn't flip on themhe got a very good half a season of jaelan phillips for a mere 3rd last year, which he'll probably recoup this year for FA draft compthe guy cheats basically
>>158566488move them and the clippers back to SD
>>158566504>giving up a R1 and more for an above-average run stufferI seriously think (((Roseman))) has some kompromat on most NFL front offices because this shit’s fucking absurd
>>158566097Vikings go to the NFCCG with Bo Nix but you ain't ready for that conversation
>>158566172i disapprovet. jerax
Your team’s season and future is on the line
>>158566524but the Raiders wanted the third, and the Raiders want to trust Mendoza
>>158566523If it does there is no excuse to not lynch KOC the second their plane lands
Raiders are fucking retarded, could've easily gotten multiple 2nd/3rd picks for him.
>>158566532My niners just got another geriatric receiver.
retards ITT acting like no negotiations happened and the raiders accepted the first offer
>>158566483Epstein-style honeypot/blackmail operation on the rest of the league. (((Roseman))) should've been a dead giveaway.
A 1st and a 2nd for a dt that only played 50% of the snaps? A 3rd for a 38 year old QB to play 9 games? I'm glad my team didn't do anything at these prices.
LIONS JUST TRADED GOFF TO RAMS FOR STAFFORD AND 1 FIRST ROUND PICK
Who the fuck cares about a 3rd rounder? God damn. Can you guys even remember the last time your team hit on a 3rd rounder?
Can we get Nailor back too? I miss making those jokes.
>>158566443I wouldn’t have made that trade if I was the raiders since they are having a better season vs last season and probably just needs some more tweaking to have a better stacked team for next season. Vikings of course think it is worth it, and I can’t blame them from the game last night, but I don’t think Kirk himself is going to save that trash offense.
>>158566443>every fan overrates their players>of course my cousins/danny dimes/mac jones/mariota is worth a first round pick!these people are, sorry to sound tude, retarded
Kirk Cousins will be the first NFL player to play in 18 regular season games barring injuryisn't that just crazy
>>158566511>>158566515Gave up their vet mentor qb and throw their wbu in the fire for a maybe good lb or og lmao
what's Kyler Murray thinking about all this?
>>158566551>Broooo GTA6 finna be lit bro
do minesota has in and out
>>158566548>inb4 NFL uses this as an example of why 18 game schedule is perfectly fine.
>>158566551What his loadout in cod is going to be
>>158566551GTA next week bros I'm hyped
>>158566547It's about extorting a desperate team, not actually what the player's real market value is
>>158566523Spoiler: it will beKOC and his “system” are garbage
>Amani Hooker is a safety for the Tennessee Titans who earned a 81.0 overall PFF defensive grade in the 2026 season, 6th among 100 qualified safeties. His PFF coverage grade of 75.2 ranked 10th among 100 qualified safeties. His run-defense grade of 83.9 ranked 13th at the position.He recorded 5 interceptions on the season. Hooker broke up 1 passes in coverage. He allowed a 75.0 passer rating when targeted by opposing quarterbacks. He surrendered 20 receptions in coverage. He also contributed 40 solo tackles in run support and open-field situations.This makes me feel better now
>>158566551Hes thinking about video games just like Mike Tomlin
>>158566530What the Fugg >:DDD D D:DD
>>158566551Unga bunga bam boom banana
>>158566543Scary Terry
>>158566478Your posts are never funny or clever. Just constant, nonstop low brow sarcasm that doesn’t mask your insecure seething.
>>158565860Is it common for this many teams to just be openly giving up and selling everyone at the trade deadline? I don’t recall there usually being this much shit going on
>>158566551>I've been paid over a quarter billion dollars to suck ass and ruin franchises
>>158566317PSG offers Royale with cheese
>>158566547I never said Mariota was worth a first. I said he was a fifth or sixth
Goodbye Kirko. You’ll always be stamped with the Nation
>>158566581gay AF
>>158566560but there are still levels to delusion>>158566566:DDDD
>>158566581straight AF
Vikings are cursed right now so we all know Cousins is shredding his ACL 5 snaps in. Trade deadline will have passed, so what recently-retired guy will they be calling?
>>158566573Chargers aren't giving up! They've still got a chance!!!!!!
>>158566563Didn't he pick off Burrow 3 times last week? Great pick up for a conference foe you might see in the offs
>Wentz was on his way to win MVP before the ACL injury>Every thing fell from thereFeel sorry for him
>>158566543Blake Corum and Kam Kinchens two years ago.
do you re-rack your weights when you're done with them?
>>158566592>not mathematically eliminatedthe comeback begins now
>>158566573With the advent of social media fan criticism is louder than ever so ownership and GMs can sometime get swept up in the retardation of online armchair pundits and GMs.
>>158566588The trade stipulates that Brady will have to come out of retirement if Cousins is unavailable.
>>158566571anyone who talks to anons directly as if they're namefagged tripfags have posts that I immediately discredit & ignoreplz chirp further @ me however much ur heart contents
damn, poor Mendozawho do they play next
How do we stop the NFC North? They’re all gonna get 11 wins at least
ALERT DIMES IS ON SC
>>158566311>for only a 3rdWHAT WAS THAT ABOUT PROSTITUTION BEING IMMORAL FOR PREYING ON VULNERABLE PEOPLE AGAIN???? LMAOOOOOOOO
>>158566607They'll beat up on each other, who cares
>>158566592Absolutely mindblowing the Chargers aren't having a firesale for Mack and others
>>158566595Him and Carr 2.0, on top of the world and then poof, never the same again
Why is Brady punting on this season? Yes Denver is winning the division but they could still get a wild card spot
DO SOMETHING
>>158565882packers or lions maybe could outscore them
>>158566607>all of them eliminated by the Divisonal RoundGod_please_let_this_happen_because_it_would_be_so_fucking_funny_timmy_turner_praying_meme.jpg
The NFC north is unironically all gonna get into the playoffs kek
>>158566551>What are you guys talking about up there?
>>158566618they already traded for jj mcGOAThy, what else do you want?
I’ve been waiting 3 years to be able to post this gif again
about to destroy a box of these
>>158566618Giants are getting blackballed because the Titans GM ratted on Harbs for calling Strunk about Jeffrey Simmons.
>>158566544>Nailor?I barely knew her
>>158566464This will juxtapose nicely with all the "HE JUS NEEDS MO TIME!" copes ill be reading here Sunday when Mendookie gets raped by seattle
>>158566617Absolute best case they sneak in as a 6 or 7 and get assblasted by the Chiefs, he’s right to punt
>>158566563We basically traded back a liitle over two rounds, our 2nd will basically be a 3rd and the titans 5th will basically be a 4th. Happy with Beane for a change.
>>158566598Own that FOID
>>158566543dyaln fairchild 2025
>Raiders No. 1 overall pick Fernando Mendoza will now take over as the starting QB following Kirk Cousins’ trade to Minnesota.>Las Vegas is 4-5, and Mendoza’s first two career starts will come against the Seahawks and Broncos, two of the NFL’s top defenses.Yeah, he's destroying them both.
>>158566617The idea is to start winning next season when Mendoza finally starts
>>158566617And do what? This team’s ceiling was one and done, if even that
Colts are retarded for holding on to JT. A 2nd was more than fair
>>158566607At least 3 teams from that division will make the postseason only one will be left out :)
>Bills celebrating getting a Hooker with a penis
I fucking hate Brad Holmes bros
thoughts on Kirks wife?
>>158566649w-who will be the one left out fren
>The Colts won’t trade star RB Jonathan Taylor by today’s deadline, sources tell @ringer @netflixsports.are you fucking kidding me
>vikings will make the raiders finally play MendozaBasedThe good guys of the jesterguild
>>158566658He could do better
>chorgers in trading in the division
>>158566658Beautiful white couple
>>158566648Nah, he’s still young enough to be the cornerstone of a rebuild, if Indy can’t get what they want they should hang onto him. A 1st is more than fair, teams have overpaid more for worse players this cycle
>>158565922can't fucking believe this shit lmao
Trade: Chargers are sending LB Daiyan Henley to the Denver Broncos for a 2027 fourth-round pick and 2028 fifth-round pick, per sources.
>>158566658she looks like a homely lady who's a good mom to kirk's kids
>>158566607They always lose in the playoffs. We had this exact same thing a few years ago Rams will probably grab a wildcard and beat the bears again lol
LMAOOOOO
>The Vikings would have given up a 1st Round pick if you put enough pressure on them!No, they would've hung up the phone and bitten the bullet. That would be catastrophically stupid.
>>158566666Checked from hell
>>158566475>Okay anon, if this is really what it will take to get this defense a competent quarterback... done. Our first rounder for Cousins>Errrrrm haha what are you fucking retarded or something? You think Cousins is worth a fucking first rounder looooool a third rounder is much more fair. Retard. Just give me the third rounder lol why the fuck would you trade a first for Kirk? Hello? The first rounder is way more valuable than Cousins lmao
>>158566658BEAT
>>158566631>when Mendookie gets raped by seattlethis is going to be funny to watch.
>>158566648>teams still undervaluing all pro RBs>meanwhile throwing firsts at DTs like bills at strippers
>>158566669bungles bungled another one
>>158566675>but give up an all-pro lineman for peanutskeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>158566675Bro isn't even THAT good
I'm just happy were getting round two of this.
>>158566661Nah bro you don't get it bro the Colts are poised to be good in a few years bro then they'll have a 30 year old running back that wasn't even a hall of famer in his prime bro they don't need their hall of fame Guard, fuck that who needs a o line anyway bro o lineman don't score bro trust me bro.
>>158566660Packers were the ones with the lowest playoff odds at 60, bears were at 90 and the other two between that. But Monday night and the trade changed things upThe lions have the easiest schedule I could see them cheekily winning the division
>>158566675
>>158566675Fuck the Colts and fuck the rest of the league for shutting John Harbaugh out.
>>158566676there were multiple teams that wanted to get rid of a QB for assets. the truth is that they were fighting over for vikings picks and raiders gave the best deal
>>158566675>give away an All Pro caliber lineman for nothing>we won't trade our aging RB though
>>158566675Okay well enjoy that 30 year old running back when you finally rebuild and MAYBE become good
>Vikings Jaguars Superbowl >World series was also Florida v NFCN territory Congratulations Minnesota you are winning your first Superbowl
>>158566688seattle got fleeced. hes out 2 to 5 weeks and then they wont be able to afford him in free agency
FUCKING DO SOMETHING HOLY HELL
>>158566281would have been worse if they doubled down and traded anyway. At least this way we still have the pick (which they will waste, as usual.)
>>158566703>multiple picks for an aging injured player at one of the least important positions in football>nothing
>>158566675He's actually worth a 1st round pick from the Vikings
>>158566658She does the same creepy smile he does, they fit together
>>158566712What do they need?>>158566713
>>158566675From the masterminds behind the Sauce trade, comes the "don't trade your aging RB for picks which you can also trade for higher picks" strategy
>>158566675Is it her fault?
>>158566692It'll be funny if Beck is better than Mendoza
>>158566667Christian mccaffrey got traded for a 2nd. There is just no way you send a first for jt, who has significantly more usage
>>158566721propably were expecting a pro bowler for a 5th round pick
>posters ITT say that Keenan Allen will be a HoF but Jonathan Taylor won’t Neither are even close to sniffing the hallEvans would be one of the worst receivers to make it if he does
My Chargies trading Henley to the Donkeys!WTF! UGHUASHDAHDH!!
>>158566725Carlie doesn't want attendance to suffer if they trade Taylor
>>158566675When I said this man setback this organization for years during the offseason I meant it his trades and drafting destroyed this franchise
>>158566694The Lions are also 2-0 in division play already tooI still think all 4 make it unless Kirk is actually just washed suddenly
>>158566714Guards have an incredibly long shelf life, and one that makes the pro bowl every single year, you should try to keep. A good o line is foundational in establishing a good team. Guard is by no means the most important position on the planet, but you don't throw away a known great for peanuts.
When's the last time a blockbuster in-season trade propelled a team to a Super Bowl win, anyways? Has it ever happened the same year the trade was made? Struggling to think of anyone who got particularly close desu
>>158566725i like her hair desu sidebutt seems decent too but that one can be deception
>in-division rival>your best LB>only a 4th and 5thChargers are not a serious franchise
>>158566721cb and lb>>158566731you are retarded
>>158566741Rams trading for Von Miller in 2021 comes to mind
Why aren't the Chargers giving up Khalil Mack? Come on!!! Hes literally gonna retire after this year
>>158566747Spanos is a fucking idiot, thank god, he makes Mark Davis look not so bad
>>158566749Ok, a 4th rounder
>>158566747>this nigga’s name is Diane
>>158566741rashid shaheed to the seahawks last season
>>158566752The Chargers still think Justin Herbert is an elite QB. They are a poverty franchise.
The Los Angeles Cuckgers
vikings are still going to lose lmao
>>158566741Shaheed definitely helped the Seahawks last year but I'm sure people will say that doesn't count as a "blockbuster" trade
>>158566736yeah surely the attention seeking new woman owner that wanted to make a splash had nothing yo do with going all in to win
>>158566734>>158566747FUCK YOU SPANOS! AND FUCK YOU HORTIZ!BURN IN HELL YOU FUCKING BITCH ASS MOFOKAS!
The vikings keep letting go of good QBs, are they stupid?
lions bears and packers fans SEETHING right now
you know the trading is over when espn is talking about the impacts of trades on fantasy teams kek its over
>>158566675Yeah, that's stupid. By the time the Colts are competitive again, he won't be around or he'll be well past his prime. So they just shit the bed.
>>158566675Being a Colts fan is like getting your nutsack stomped on repeatedly until you can no longer feel anything
>COLTS ACQUIRE TEAM OWNER JEFFERY LURIE FROM THE EAGLESSources are saying they paid two 2nd round picks, plus "additional compensation". MASSIVE deal from a reeling Colts organization to improve their depth at one of the sport's premier positions.
>>158566772not a bears fan but they arguably made the best trade of the season already
>>158566781>>158566781>>158566781
>>158566421he's having a good season but he's only top 10 tier, love and goff have better stats
>>158566777Sounds like an emotional move. Welp, you can't expect much. They have a female owner, so women tend to be like that sometimes
>>158566779they have him under control for 2 extra years. They just waiting and let the new GM decide what he will do with taylor. More interesting part will be whether they reduce his snaps rest of the season and put him in some bubblewrap.
>>158566412the problem with him was that he was too expensive for what he brought, he's much cheaper now so in theory the biggest problem is gonein practice he's probably getting hurt 3 games in
>>158566729mccaffrey got traded for like half the niners' entire draft, it sure as hell wasn't just a 2nd
>>158566260>do nothing>still embarrass yourself Truly the Bungles way.
>>158566654>Sold my soul to win a bowl>dipshit man>and you bought onnnnneeeeee!