you like that?
cute
>non stop talk about who will trade for JT>nothing happens
Dem vikies have me quivering in my boots again
FUCK YOU SPANOS! FUCK YOU HORTIZ!DAM YOU ALL TO HELL!
I wanna see a team trade for Breece or Pollard and then see what the Colts do
KIRK IS BACK.
>Jaguars with an upgraded defense>Vikings with a top 10 QB, on the same level as the rest of the NFCNJags Vikings Superbowl confirmed.World Series 2.0
>everyone jerked off the Rams, they can barely get above .500>Seahawks playing like shit, Darnold banged up>NFC south is shit as always>NFC east is basically dead>NFC north and the 49ers are the actual contenders
>Vikings still finishing last in the division
So can we range ban the Jeet that keeps forcing the memes about the nfc north being bad even though they’re all literally making the playoffs?
>>158566790
Chargies, is that ILB you sent us any good?>>158566794I really wanted pollard for my broncos
I hope someone has a .webm of the Arvell Reese strip sack of Joe Milton because it's one of the single most beautiful football plays I've seen in a long time. It looked like it was straight out of the mid-1980s.
>colts fans acting like martyrsbros you had many years of exciting balling with peyton (and even luck) and even won the superbowl. just be excited that you can get a haul for taylor when the rebuild begins
>ending Mendoza's development for a late 3rd rounderNot sure about that one
Hey guys, I worked really hard on this shitpost and I didn't realize we were past 500 posts. Can a few kind 4channers please read my post and respond with a pity kek? Thanks.
>>158566779they have him under control for 2 extra years. They just waiting and let the new GM decide what he will do with taylor. More interesting part will be whether they reduce his snaps rest of the season.
>>158566790Because the dumbest possible thing would be to keep him. I'm glad the Colts proved how utterly retarded they are.
>>158566800are you a bear lion or packer fan?
>you now remember JT saying goodbye to the Colts fans after the Dallas game
>>158566809LOL! Gonna get thrown into the fire against the Seahawks defense immediately. Then his confidence will get shattered and he will bust. God has spoken
>>158566809Aidan is still on the team, he'll probably take over
>JT
>>158566812what did it say?
>>158566807the vikings should offer a 1st for him if they're actually serious about winning their first owl, spoiler alert of a rerun episode- kirk won't
Nobody is stopping them except maybe the jags.
>>158566819Uncslop
>>158566809QBs need less development time because they play longer in college or something
>prioritizing now>aggressive in the market>do nothing
>>158566823and how do you know that they didn't offer a first but it wasn't deemed enough?
>>158566790He signed a 2-yrs extension this year he’s on the books till 2028 better luck next year!t. carlie
>>158566830It's because Harbaugh called the Titans owner directly about trading for Jeffrey Simmons and their GM whined to the rest of the league about it.
>>158566809you take that deal all day. Cousins was a bridge qb the league had buried yet they got a fucking 3rd for him. Mendoza was gonna start after the bye anyway
>>158566835Best i can do next year is a 4th
burrs bros we won the trades
>green gay is going to stick with smackheadthey're not making the playoffs, he will miss kicks they need for it
just whipped this up in Photoshop Pro
Which team won today?
>>158566832
>>158566842They live and die based off how good the other team's corners are and that's all there is to it
there are vikings fans ITT who are telling themselves they would have won that game last night if they had cousins instead of wentz
>>158566781cheeky meme for the lads
>>158566829College qbs need to be benched more in order to develop correctly but they are paid millions now at age 18
>>158566809>asking a QB to play ends their developmentSilly. He got half a season of clipboard toting; most first overall picks get thrown in the deep end in Week 1 of their rookie year. If Mendoza busts out, it's because he was never going to be NFL-tier.
>>158566845kangz wonrest of the NFCN lostered badlyall the other NFC playoff teams lostered too
>YOU are a twenty three year old college grad playing quarterback for a team that managed just two wins last year>YOUR defense is still abysmal, you have no running game to speak of, and the offense has been relatively successful so far thanks to a very strong performance by a seasoned veteran>YOUR decides it's time for you to take the team over>YOUR first two games are a desperate Seahawks squad, and a road trip to Denver (who will be coming off a bye week)What do you do in this situation?
>>158566849but it's true they probably would've, bills hardly got anything done until the defense was exhausted
>>158566849i'm not a vikings fan but they absolutely win that if they have cousins. They're tied with the jags for the best team in the NFL now
>>158566814yeah, don't trade him this offseason or anything, it HAD to be at some arbitrary deadline for a mediocre returnthat said, it's the >clots, his knees will combust next week
>>158566830Better to focus on next year since the eagles are dead and they're wild card fodder at best this year regardless 2bh.
>>158566838Not exactly. The Giants GM called and was told that Simmons wasn't available. So Harbaugh, being the complete blowhard that he is, thought, "HURR DURR THEY'LL MAKE HIM AVAILABLE FOR ME" and tried calling the Titans GM even though that's not Harbaugh's job. And now the whole league is laughing at what a douchebag Harbaugh is.
>>158566849they probably would have. They had dudes running wide open all game and the d was tearing allen up until they got tired
>>158566821Something about bussy, as I recall.
Kinda bummed the Panthers aren't making any trade deadline moves but at the same time we're getting all our injured players back soon so we should be ready to go for the 2nd half of the season right when we need to win
Comfy /tank/ season
>>158566846i dont think a single first rounder is blockbuster but maybe that's just me
>>158566845Basically every contender except the bengals got better. Fuck this team im crashing out
>everyone is doomposting and miserable about this>except Raiders fans who are excited to get a solid pick back for an impending free agent and see what Mendoza can do in the second halfreally makes u think
>>158566861>>1585668636 or 7 loss team. cap my shit so i can post that webm again at the end of the season
The Bearsfag at my work started crying today.
If the season were end this week these would be our playoff bound and 1st bye week teams
BANG
>>158566819wrong, that's kyler murray
>>158566860Dozer should just bend over and drop his pants. No need to make this any harder than it needs to be
>like, these lawyers are so motherfucking TRASH my nigga okay?
>Cousins>Hall>Dobbs>Mullens>Darnold>McCarthy>Wentz>Brosmer>Murray>Cousinsreally what was the point of all the filler to just go back to what works?
>>158566867>The Giants GM called and was told that Simmons wasn't availableWhich was a complete lie as the Titans GM was perfectly willing to trade Simmons to the Bears since he and Poles are buddies.
There's no one left on the vikings schedule who can beat them except maybe GB at home if their memechucking can work but it didn't last timebears is at at the skolbowl so they'll get destroyedThey're going 15-2 or 14-3, that division and bye is locked up
>4th and a 5th Good deal or overpay?
>Trade! The Chiefs are acquiring WR Josh Downs and a 2027 seventh-round pick from the Colts for 2027 fourth-round and fifth-round picks, sources tell
>>158566888Good deal
>>158566888>multiple picks for a mid slot WR with attitude problemsOverpay for sure, what the hell?
>>158566884Money and ego problems, mostly
is josh downs syndrome any good?
>>158566888Wont make a difference considering patty is washed
How much help does Mahomes need??
>>158566894>>158566898Kek
>>158566884cousins tore his achilies and even prior he shat the bed in every big game. He was done. Them being absurdly incompetent afterwards is a different issue
>>158566863Why don't you sit and think about your post for a minute. The raiders are shit right now and cousins wasn't even worth being a starter for them. Turn those tiny gears in your head
>>158566888The chiefs really do pick up anyone with behavioral issues
>>158566849they're the most retarded people in the genny every single year. have to get used to it
>>158566888my evaluation of this deal is : fuck the chiefs
>league wide arms race against a team that has the best QB, best DLine and now best secondary in footballwhy, why do it? why persist?
>>158566902one of the best shifty slots but is a pussy with drop issues when doesnt fell like playing
QUICK SOMEONE DO ANOTHER CRAZY TRADE
>>158566883he looks like a black medieval innkeeper
>>158566860Mendoza is smart enough to see this as a learning opportunity. You get to face two of the most clever and talented defenses in the NFL, there's a lot of be gained from that.
>>158566849You must be joking. Having no offense wears down your defense; a better QB stretching out some drives would have made a world of difference even if they weren't racking up touchdowns, and we would very likely have been talking about a 16-13 Vikings win instead of a 23-6 Bills snowball.
>>158566790That'll cost a few 1s
>>158566884KOC (nigger) needed the successful QB to be a home grown prospect, or a redemption project. Nobody is going to praise him if he wins an owl with a mediocre offense led by a veteran. His frail "QB whisperer" ego could accept nothing less.
they really left JT stranded on Alcatraz
>>158566918vikings dline and secondary are the best in the league. Trevor is better than kirk tho
>Anthony Richardson stays with the Colts alongside Jonathan Taylor who has to waste another seasonWhat a dogshit team
>>158566918statmutt says FUTURE HALL OF FAMER DRAFT PICK NO. 873 COCK TURDY is ackshually the best QBalso your team has no future because you traded it for howie roseman's trash
>>158566902Good slot receiver with absolutely zero versatility outside of that. Will take plays off and generally act like a bitch if he’s on his period. He may be a useful piece on a contender but Colts fans are generally glad to see him go
>>158566909Vikings defense is elite and cousins is a solid QB>>158566797they've been shit because they've had utter dogshit for quarterbacks. Their two losses were because they barely got outscored by the lions (Cousins would add enough points to win that) and the bills because their defense finally got tired (Cousins would keep drives going long enough to prevent that from happening)Cousins slots in right between goff/love and calebThe vikings are going to the superbowl.
>>158566908You're not winning a Superbowl with an old ass 38 year old white guy statue in the pocket. This isn't fucking 2005 anymore. Defenses are way faster and more aggressive. Kangz will go one and done, even if they make the playoffs
Viking still need one more elite piece. Can't just do Cousins to JJ all game.
>>158566933>2 more years on his contractIt's so fucking over
why would the Colts dump everyone except Taylor?
>bears lions and packers fans right now
>>158566926yeah he was so good on the 4-4 raiders they traded him for a 3rd rounder mid seasonlisten to yourself
>7-1 Bills got better>7-2 Broncos got better>6- 2 Jaguars got better>6-2 Chiefs got better>6-2 Bengals gained compensatory pick formula knowledge
>>158566952kek
>>158566949Carlie convinced herself that fans will still pack the stadium if Taylor is playing
>>158566925>h-he's not ready!you'd expect him to be after all the media and fans glazing the guy, it's almost as if ty simpson is the better pick but rams got killed for drafting him
>>158566952what did the broncos get
>>158566949They also kept Daniel Jones :)
The keks just keep coming.
>Vikings fans are back to delusionmaxxing
JOSH DOWNS TO CHIEFS OH NONONOONONONO
>>158566918Jaggies have the best safety duo objectively with Johnson and JB3 and Hunter is an elite CB but whoever the fuck is on the other side is seeing 30 targets a game for a reason.
>>158566902The attitude of AJ Brown with the skills of Kadarius Toney
>>158566961Jones they probably just couldn’t get anything for. I’m in the minority but I don’t think keeping JT was that dumb a decision
>>158566952incompetent as they are, to be fair it is absolutely ridiculous that midseason acquisitions still count against what most people think is strictly a *free agency* (i.e., offseason) formula
>>158566949they have 2 years remaining on his contract. his market will be the same size in the offseasons as it is now. The new Gm will get to deal him.
kek Mina on ESPN ripping the Colts for not trading JT right now
>>158566950Unironically nervous for Sunday now
>THIS 38 YEAR OLD WHO CAN'T THROW OUTSIDE THE NUMBERS WILL SAVE US!
>>158566918vikings would have done this regardless of the jags, it was to win their division. the loss to the lions was a bigger deal than the bills loss and those won't happen again
Chiefs looking like the 2019 Patriots trading for Mohammad Sanu this might be their bronze collapsing
>>158566959ILB from the chargers
DOWNWITHTHE SYNDROME
>>158566965according to these threads, they have the most valuable first rounds picks in historywho wouldn't want the chance to pick 29th?
Vikings should've asked for Herbert
t.ravens fan herei fucking hate lions/packers/bears posters on this board so much and seeing them fucking mindbroken over the vikings now legitimately being the best in their division is cathartic. im hopping on the bandwagon.go purple, kill those darkies in shitcongo, detoilet, and green fag cucksconsin
stage 1 : denialreminds me of crying about how stat padford will never win an owl lol
>>158566978i will look for you in the gamethread cool canuck packer guy!
>>158566965>>158566979See you in February.
>[Pelissero] Dolphins are placing QB Malik Willis on IR. Willis has been battling a groin injury that impacted his mobility. An MRI showed it has now developed into a core muscle injury, which requires rest. Not season-ending, but he’ll miss at least four weeks.
>Willis on IRit’s OVER
>>158566996kek bases
You're afraid because you know your team is fraudulent and the KANGZ are gonna tear you to pieces.
lead head status?
>>158567004>>158567002
>>158566995chorgers would’ve asked for a first to even start the conversation and he’s not worth that type of risk since his succubus wife might have permanently ruined him
>>158566952>perennial chokers>frauds>extremely streaky>one injury away from collapse>Bungles
>>158567002>>158567004he looked as slow as goof in the wions game trying to scramble
>>158566999On the golf course
Kirk Cousins? that guy that won the Super Bowl in 2027?
>>158567002ah, so that's why he's not a viking today for a 5th rounder and some peanuts
>>158566996based leadhead hater
Big move by Minnesota. The Packers, Lions and Bears are still objectively better teams but getting Cousins back makes them more competitive than they were.
How many picks is Hurts worth?
i'll make a really cool kirko photoshop tomorrow and i am hoping for maximum exposure
The Jaguars have 10 minutes to spin a trade for Sauce Gardner, who theyve been battling the Bengals for since last night.
10 minutes remaining until your pitiful franchise ends up doing nothing
>>158567002Well at least they have Quinn Ewers as the backup right?>Kyle McCord and Brady CookOh shit they're fucked, like Minnesota Vikings level FUCKED
how long is kyler murray out? did they trade for cousins for 2 games?
>>158566936>give up your future 1st round picks>don't get any back>trade buckner for 4th >trade nelson for a 3rd and 5ththe owner's more worried about peacocking around in stupid outfits and taking notes and wearing a headset on the sideline
>>158566951Are you listening to YOURself? Cousins had nightmarish option clauses for 2027 and 2028 and the Raiders already have their QB of the future. Freeing themselves of paying Cousins and getting a 3rd rounder in the deal is good for them. And yes, landing a QB that throws 2.5 TDs a game with a 97.1 PR is good for Minnesota. Both teams can win a trade, believe it or not.
Kyle McCord is now your Dolphins starting QB. He has not thrown a pass in the NFL
Redskins legend Kirk Cousins
>>158567030>any other GM trading him: 6/7 round swap>howie roseman trading him: 1st+3rd+future 4th
>>1585670385 minutes until I bust a nut to kronii's big tits
don't know why people are shitposting so hard. The vikings don't need cousins to be mvp tier. They just need him to be slightly better than murray or wentz
>>158567038W-we got Keenan Allen, maam
>>158567044Holy jej
>>158567002>>158567004>Malik on IRCONGRATULATIONS TO THE 2026 CHARGERS, YOU ARE GOING 1-16
>>158566996based
>>158567047Is Roseman some kind of elder lich Jew? How is he fleecing every other GM? Are they simply fledgling Jews?
>>158567044he can't be worse
>>158567038we gave up
>>158567030blood clots in his brain = negative picks
>>158567044ain't no way the chorgers can outsuck that#1 pick here we come
KAEPERNICK IS SIGNING WITH THE FINS
>>158567053it's seething and coping leadheadsthey thought it was their year kekits the KANGZ year
>raiders trading for herbertOH GOD WHY
>>158567038Built for big gymchad cock
>>158567064I think he has some Epstein-type dirt on a bunch of the other GMs
>>158567071>KAEPERNICKhes 39 anon, the meme is dead
>>158567004My Chargies might win a game after all...
>>158567040Murray had a grade 2 strain iirc so I imagine he's out for at least a month still. KOC called it a week-to-week thing but there's not much stock to put into that I feel, especially after the trade for Cousins
How many rings would Andrew Luck have by now?
>>158566942lmaooooo has there ever been a more delusional fanbase in sports? it must be tiring, why do you keep doing this to yourselves every year just to post the inevitable pepe sticking a for in an electrical outlet
JUST SAW JONATHAN TAYLOR AT SEATTLE INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
>>158567043>>158567053haters are actually worried about kirko coming back and you can tell based on their posts. if they would think that kirko poses no threat to them, they'd say very different thigns besides "lmao you yhink that changes anything". haters would talk shit about completely different thing but they aren't so i know i'm right :D
>>158567053like murray being slightly better than mcsharty?
>>158567084Is henley good?
>>158567089>lmaooooo has there ever been a more delusional fanbase in sports?they're ranked last in delusion in the NFCN
>>158567053it’s a sort of psychosis>lions have an ego since they got cambell and think they’re hot shit>packers have always been consistent at qb and, respectively, have pride>bears think caleb is the second coming of jesus since the last good qb they had was cutlereach cannot fathom the vikings somehow being a more complete team than them now that cousins is there. there’s no defense on any of the other three teams and now they have to contend with a vikings team that can score while preventing them from doing so.
>>158567094I also lurk /r/minnnesotavikings
Brady could easily unretire and win an owl with that vikings D
>>158567043LOL LMAO EVENthe falcons are paying 8.7m of his salary and the raiders were paying 1.3m and they were on the hook for ZERO in 27 and 28. all they had to do was cut him. i never even implied the raiders didnt make out on the deal, they did. vikings will have 7 losses. listen to that
>>158567102lionsfans are an enigma, they have 3 playoff wins in 70 years and still act like they're the patriots...
>>158567102it's even worse for bearsfags since cousins has better stats than caleb kekthe bears now have the worst quarterback in their division
>>158567053They won’t even make the playoffs if Cousins is only slightly better than those shitters
>chargers just traded their best defensive player for chuno change to a division enemyHOLY FUCKING KEK
>>158567115The vikings were on pace to make the playoffs with no QB at all, with a QB they're setup to win it all
>>158567102The Packers defense is good. They’ve been playing much better since the start of October and they haven’t even gotten Micah back
First Things First just traded Kevin Wildes and two 1sts for Dan Patrick
>Another wh*te QBThis is why the Vikings will never win a SB
>>158567110As it always was, so shall it be.
>>158567088Definitely could have beat the Seahawks last year no one in the AFC was good enough
>>158566961what else would they do with him idiot
any last words before the trade deadline ends?
>>158566958Ty Simpson is too short, another Stetson Bennett
>>158567109Loinsfags barely even poat unless it's to bitch about their GM or defense. Speaking of which:3 mins and still no trades. Loinsfags, pls don't beat your wives/gfs tonight.
>>158567138I hate women
One more minute, get your guy before it's too late.
>>1585671063/4 of the current starting qbs in the league can win a ring with the weapons and defense the vikings have. if there wasn’t some curse that hangs over minnesota and their sports franchises, id say just end the season and give them the chip at this point
>>158567138fuck the Indianapolis coltsThat is all
>>158567099Yes, he was having a bit of a down year rn but he's a great foundational piece I thought we would build around, now he's gonna make the Donkos better and clap my Chargies 2 twice a year for a better part of the future, This is a true nightmare season for us
women..
>>158567135they had a bunch of suitors per reports. The league wants Danny Dimes
>Breaking: Dolphins are placing QB Malik Willis on injured reserve due to a groin injury.>Backup QB Kyle McCord is now set to make his NFL debut on Sunday against the Colts.is this even a downgrade?
What an absolutely retarded wet fart of a trade deadline. Barely anyone of any remark moved.
>>158567122they have literally 2 quality wins against GB and CHI. you could play QB for them and beat the bucs, dolphins, saints and colts. you guys are delusional
My Commanders did nothing today
>>158566961why would anyone want that bum?hell, i was hearing rumors of them trying to use JT to get another team to get jones' contract off their hands
>>158567143the finn is a newfaggot redditor
Laura looking hot as fuck as usual. Fabulous floppers are on display.
If what I'm hearing is true...poor Johnathan Taylor
>>158567138Carlie is a dumb cunt
>>158567124>giving up 27 points to the patriots
FUCKING NOTHING
>Schefter: Steelers are parting ways with 4 time MVP QB Aaron Rodgers after no trade interest. One last shocker before the trade deadline.
>>158567125OOOOOOHHHHHHHH
>>158567157you underestimate themthere is no franchise in the NFL that manages to find worse backup QBs than the fins
>quality wins/losseswe dont do that here
Now that the dust has settled, if the Jags beat the Bears handedly in a couple weeks, are we just giving them the Lombardi?
>if Howie waited a few weeks he could've fleeced the Vikings with Dalton.
just bought the dip and seen my team still winning
>>158567174You got NINE for a bag of chips weeks ago be grateful
>>158567157willis can't run currently. maybe not
>>158567171>counting garbage time
my iggles won the trade deadline, and they were sellers
>>158567164Post em
>>158567197hate to say it but its true bros...
>>158567197The picks that were promised! Thank you Howie!
>>158567182No, minnesota has a QB now, so there is an actual challenger for the jags
>>158567044he's gonna be an upgrade
>>158567174Fuck the Titans and FUCK MIKE BORGONZI
My team didn't do shit except add a new member to the retirement home
>>158566809jayden daniels never sat and went to the championship game as a rookie, but the Redskins have sucked the last twp years so who knows. "Sit him for his rookie season," or, "trial by fire," have both produced successes and failures so it is all a crapshoot.
>>158567153she still got da sauce gardner
Is every single top black QB injured this season?
i urge my vikiesbros to be easy on being cocky we gotta stay humble, plenty of season to go
>>158567216Brock Purdy is fine
>>158567182>if
>>158567216allen jsut got a win not 24hrs ago
>>158567203>>158567204>drafted jurgens with a 2nd>got a 2nd+>drafted davis with a 1st>got a 1st+based howie
I've always said trades should be banned and the best teams should be decided on the fields not in the offices.
>>158566998I'll see you there Finn Fren
>Colts turned down several 2nd-rounder offers to keep JTSeems foolish to me, this year's lost and they traded off other players so it's not like they were built to come back next year. Taylor will be pushing 30 by the time the Colts are a possibly decent team again.
>>158567216the black prince is so good he doesnt get to play the 4th
>>158567182Bears are getting raped. The only true challenge to the Jags are the Vikings and Niners.There is no AFC team beating them
>>158567197How the FUCK does he do it every. single. year?
>>158567232At least they got rid of their hall of fame Guard for a 4th.
>>158567232they are waiting for their new gm to deal him in the offseason
>bears/lions/packerfags right nowyou love to see it
>>158567212Black QBs peak earlier so it doesn't make sense to sit someone like Daniels who was already in his peak year
>>158567237cool it, ok?
The Vikings are setting up their fans for THE most brutal, heartbreaking, gut-wrenching, infuriating, cruel, sickening wildcard loss in the league's history. I don't even know how I'd begin to cope this one away.
>>158567197Well see. Too many rebuild teams have had insane draft capital in the past and just stayed shitty.
>>158567246This will be comically funny if it happens
Since my team is shit I hope Jags win the owl
>>158567248Sure, but winning the deadline is a right now thing.
>>158567255did mahomo have a good game?
>>158567263he hasn't had a good game in over two years
>>158567246that's dont different from eveey year but that would make it very spicy. NINE is still made of glass and not sure if his body can take the hits
>>158567226We dont do that woke nonsense here. We line em up and play ball like real men
kirk winning an owl would be funny.
>>158567182Uh, I think you meant "handily." If the Jags beat the Bears "handedly," the Chicago players will certainly enjoy it but it's not going to be appropriate for television.
>>158567263242 yds, 2 TDs, 23/31 C/ATT117.9 rating
>>158567106Last time I saw him in an NFL uniform, he was getting raped and humiliated at home in the playoffs by Dak Prescott of all people, after barely sneaking into the playoffs with a losing record. He probably couldn't beat out Wentz for QB3 at this point. Move on.
My cubey protects the football
>>158567269Its the Vikings they are vosmically banned from ever winning it.
QBs get a big boost when they get traded out of the NFCN and tend to win superbowls, what happens to the ones that get traded into the NFCN? Was goff any good his first 2 years?
Can the Chargers win 3 games pleasethanks
>>158567255what is that bottom row
>>158567269The Laws of Despair dictate that Cousins must wait until Minnesota ditches him in the offseason and he goes to a new team to win his Owl.
>>158567276>Herbert
>>158567246>THE most brutal, heartbreaking, gut-wrenching, infuriating, cruel, sickening wildcard loss in the league's historyoh no, that'll be the jags for surebut hey at least they'll get one more playoff game than the >clots who also traded away their entire future that year
>>158567276>darnoldhow the fuck did the seahawks win an owl
>>158567255>purdy at the top>has one mediocre game and moves down>has a bye and moves down off a fucking bye>caleb williams tops it for stringing together 3 good games after missing 3 games and scoring 3 points against the vikings>throws 4 picks and the team clearly wins in spite of him to the BUCS>oh well he's still a top 10 QB.....Nick "My Wife's Black Son" Wright wishes he was black so fucking bad.
If JJ really loved Dak he would've traded him to the Vikings for an honest shot at finally getting a ring before he retires
>>158567287they had some dude called kenneth walker
>>158567240They won't get the same value. Teams were overpaying a lot today
>>158567276goff is elite but gets no attention because he's a white guy for a flyover team
>2027 3rd + 2028 5th (SEA for Nelson)>2027 4th (SF for Buckner)>2027 4th + 5th (KC for Downs + a 2027 7th)>2027 6th (SF for Allen)What the fuck are the Colts doing? Lmaoooo
>>158567252nice one, filename made me laugh
>Bungles GM needed twitter to help him do this joblol
>>158567278first year was rough but lions goff is better than rams goff ever was. mcgay didn't develop shitgood with 4 different playcallers now
>>158567300The Bengals don't have a GM
>>158567293There were more sellers than buyers this year. dont see that teams overpaid today.
>>158567255is dak a lightskin too? all the black qbs on the third and fourth tier look mixedactually everyone except geno and ward look mixed
>>158567287how does jayden daniels never turn the ball over This is not even an, "because he is always injured," thing he just does not throw many interceptions or fumble often
What is the Titans problem? Why have then been double doggy dogshit for so long? Did they even make any move before the trade deadline?
>>158567300Funny thing is Howie was using that same rule to get himself an extra comp pick which is why the eagles were so pissed when the bengals backed out. What's it like having a competent gm bros
Fire Brad Holmes
LMAO WE GOT THE NIGGA COUSINS BACK
>>158567310southerners only care about college football
>>158567298>Trade away 2 firsts for a bum CB>Collapse>Tank your ass off the following season>While another team holds your first round pickI don't know how Colts fans keep trudging along
>>158567288>moves down during a byeYeah obviously. That’s perfectly reasonable because other people played that week and he didn’t>he dropped Caleb BUT NOT ENOUGHNicky Correct makes you seethe
he is no longer Kirko. this is gay. i don't care for the gay Vikings. i liked Kirk on the Raiders. where he was Kirko.
>>158567309takes sacks and doesn't throw deeper than 15 yards
>>158567309He’s elite
>The trade for Dan Patrick as been rescinded after host Kevin Wildes failed his physicalIT'S OVER, FTFs WINDOW CLOSED
>>158567246Nine beating Minnesota in the same year they traded him for a two dollar scratch-off ticket would be hilarious.
Ngl it really makes me seethe that the Lions finally got decent and the rest of our division launches into a nuclear arms race. We might legit miss the playoffs now.
>>158567310Every member of the Titans organization is too busy fucking drunk bachelorettes. And I don't blame them.
>>158567326You guys were going to throw him in the trash for mendoza anyway atleast you got a draft pick
>>158567310They picked up some late 1st-round picks for their All-Pro DT.
>>158567342i'm not a Raiders fan.
>>158567310They traded their 2 best defensive players for 2 1sts and a 2nd
>>158567338You should be mad that your retarded GM refuses to make his team better.
>>158567338you were better several years back at leastit's the bearsfags and to lesser extent packerfags who are going to be seething the hardest
>>158567303>Gooflmao
>>158567326I'd cry too if Memedookie was my QB1. Hey, remember when he got embarrassed by the "elite" Texans defense (all backups) in the preseason? The same defense that gets walked all over on a weekly basis now? Oh well, I'm sure he'll do just great against Seattle and Denver lol
>>158567338The Lions championship window closed after their 15-2 season. They just haven't felt like a contender since then.
>>158566884Sad for my nigga Dobbs.
>The TitansHOLY SHIT I forgot this team even existed! What the fuck do they do all year?
>>158567310poor ownership and management. Just look at the "talent" on the roster and in the coaching rooms
>>158567366Gave the bears that woman beater guy
>>158567366>what the fuck do they do all year?Lose
>Zach Sieler played an entire game with a ruptured biceps and is now done for the year
>>158567349Yeah, I am. He treats mid round draft capital like it's gold. And now we definitely aint doing shit this year. Probably gonna finish the schedule out going 0-4 in the division trotting Rock Ya-Sin and Trevor Nowaske out there on defense lol.
>>158566884lol at that little munchkin turd Murray thoughcreepy little gnome faggotI hope they leave him on the side of the road in a sealed yeti cooler
>>158567276>drew lock
>>158567343Caleb really doesn't get enough attention for being a stupid pick guy
>>158567356You don’t know ball or get pussy
Is it gay if I think TLaw would look cute as a femboy?
>>158567374Yeah, they could definitely use Ray Rice. Swift is not great.
>>158567390Because he doesn't throw picks that often.>>158567387
time to hit the sack later frens
>>158567310I am going to be honest anon, Titans are the most forgettable and probably worst organization in football and I honestly don't see the point of their existence.
>>158566849Cousins would have at least made it a close game
>>158567390he's extremely bipolar, he switches between throwing great passes and some of the most dogshit crap you've ever seen>>158567403he threw 5 picks in two playoff games and four a single game last time he played. he gets lucky because a lot of his dogshit passes can't be intercepted because they go out of bounds
>>158567407>most forgettableCardinals>worstBrowns
Stupid fucking poverty ass Raiders. Why didn't you make the Vikings give up a first AT LEAST
Is Downs good? I only follow the Chiefs
it's actually insanely elite how good the vikings defense is with no offense, they are constantly playing tired
>>158567424yes, limited to the slot as an option route guy. he is also a diva.
>>158567414Cardinals are kinda famous for being so shitty for so long. Also they have that "The Bears are who we thought they were" coach rant.
>>158567328>doesn't throw deeper than 15 yards. he does though, he is actually one of the better deep ball throwers and is not a checkdown artist. (I do not know if this is actually true, I am just making it up and hoping it will be). His biggest downside is that he is a >bl*ck qb and he cannot stay healthy.
>>158567424The Chiefs are where middling diva WRs go to die. Its always the same story with them. This is no different.
9ers didn't even bring Allen in to play, Shanny just wanted a drunk driving buddy
>>158565877Called it. Rammies stood pat.
>>158567410That's only 3 games and he's 2-1 in them.
>>158567366They built us a new stadium in Nashville for Superb Owls be thankful
>>158567349I didnt expect Brad to do anything but Im still pissed. Mickey Mouse schedule and I bet they dont even make the playoffs.
>>158567390Because they're already building the statue for him. Bears fans and the media have agreed to agree that he's going to be a 14x Pro Bowler, 4x MVP, and 6x Superbowl Champion, so who cares if he does stupid shit now? He's already the greatest quarterback of all time! Didn't you see him string 3 good games together this season?
>>158567431dennis green was a legend, RIP
>>158567335It's happening, brother. You know it, I know it. They're telegraphing this script far past the point of good taste.>2022: surprise playoff berth, knocked out of the wildcard round by Danny Dogshit and the Giants>2023: inept all year>2024: Surprise playoff berth behind Darnold's good season while hyped up rookie heals from injury. BTFO in the wildcard round behind an atrocious performance by Darnold>2025: inept all season, hyped rookie is raped and taunted all year, forced to watch last year's QB win it all for a new team>Surprise playoff berth, trade for the guy you chased off, chase off the hyped rookie. Hyped rookie immediately shows more promise with his new team than he ever did with yours, and is likely waltzing to a free division title in your conferenceLike come on, there's no way it doesn't happen. I doubt they'll go all out and give McCarthy a ring this year too, but Rog clearly hates Minnesota and enjoys tormenting them. If it's Giants-Vikings on wildcard weekend, I'm betting the farm on Nien.
Hurts would've had 3 rings by now if his coach wasn't retarded
So what happens when the Vikings offense looks just as bad againt the Packers even with Cousins?
>>158567449THE BEARS ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE
Which NFCN team will the rams beat in the playoffs this year?
>>158567438What happened to fuck dem picks?Oh....
How many this week?
Give it straight to meCan Josh Downs run, catch and hold on to a foot ball?
>vikings giants is a very real playoff possibility. Why can't the wwe hire script writers this good?
>>158567451the good news is Howie knows this now
>>158567453We celebrate
fucking retarded ass tobin, didn't even know we'd be losing the third rounder. Then they did nothing while every other AFC contender shored up their weaknesses. good old cheap ass mike brown shines again.
>>158567460>he's tebow-cursing himselfyou'd think a castizo would be smarter
>>1585674603 ints
didn't the queefs trade for deandre hopkins before hoping it would solve problems? I swear it's the same thing every year
>>158567459Gotta keep that 5th rounder for the next Puka Nacua
>>158567446When was the last time the Bears even had a decent QB? Jay Culter? I'm not surprised they're high on Caleb with their history.
>giants are 5-2-1>dem sois are 4-5what the fuck? the giants are legit? I thought they were like 4-4
>>158567460Jesus take the wheel? More like, Jesus throw the ball! HAH
>>158567481Sexy Rexy.
>>158567462Hes a 5'9" midget, come on man! I don't respect any NFL player if they're the same height as me. Hes basically a normie
>>158567453They can say they tried. Sputtering out around .500 after starting 6-0 and doing nothing to shore up their critical problem at the deadline would be inexcusable.
>JT, breece hall, and tony pollard weren't traded
>>158567487>the giants are legitNo, lol
He comes Be afraid Be very afraidThe monster wakes
>>158567481>When was the last time the Bears even had a decent QB?literally neverwhich is why even with a GOAT defense and a great coach they won a single owl and that was it.
>>158567477Yeah, but Hopkins was good at some point in the distant past lol. Queefies are still chasing the Tyreek dragon, seemingly unaware that he was a generational talent who still put up great numbers with Tua and Mike McDaniel.
>>158567446Damn bro, relax
>>158567460
tick tock
You think an NFL player ever nutted in the middle of a pile?
>>158567499fucking jets manlel
>>158567487The Giants are a good team. I don't think they're a contender, with or without Dart this year, but they are clearly ascending. The only issue is gonna be injuries. Dart is clearly injury prone, Skateboo appears the same, Nabers is coming off an ACL tear, it just doesn't seem sustainable.
>>158567509he's cuban this meme makes no sense
>>1585674811940s
>>158567510Erin
>>158567366If they manage to score 10 points on this Jags defense come sunday, I will be mildly concerned.
>>158567462no, but since he's a queef he'll just need to drop it and fall down and wait for the flag
>>158567499for me it's Brandon Sipe
>>158545619
>>158567514his lineage goes back to high caste spanish rule over cubahis great great grandfather was the first chief justice of the supreme court of cuba for instance
>>158567514Leave him be. He's only got a few more days of peace before his Aryan conquistador savior is revealed to be a smelly beaner who can't play ball.
>choofs epic trade was for a 5’9 slot receiverLmao. Thats the opposite of what they need
>>158567499darnold threw for 4k in seattle
>it's a "NFCN team who has never won a superbowl trades a quarterback away and he immediately wins the superbowl" season
>>158567530No matter how badly Mendoza plays on Sunday, it will still be a better performance than Mahomes put up against the same team a few weeks ago
>>158567499>brian sipeI don't even know who this is
>>158567499>titans have not had a 4,000 yard passer in over 30 years. >browns have not had one in nearly 50 years. >jets have not had one in nearly 60 years. Why are these franchises allowed to exist still
>>158567543The prairie nigger clearly represents the Chiefs. The yellow horse is the chargers, the one he's riding is the Broncos. Idk how this is over your head, anon
I always forget how old Cousins is. He's the same age as Stafford.
>>158567565>same age. >did not come into the league until three years after stafford.
So are they just gonna cut wentz? They can’t put him back out there
>if gayleb gets injured again we could get a cousins vs case boomerbowlreminder he wins that game against the buccs by 40
>>158567560wasn't thinking about the divisional implications but ok, it's an extremely historically inaccurate meme though.
>>158566963Josh Downs Syndrome
>>158567580Word on the street is that the Chargers will pick up Wince and finally cut Bustin to avoid the 0-17 finish. That's just what I'm hearing, though.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6ezCX67VKDs
>get rid of EVERYONE...except the guy they could get a haul forThe Irsay blood is strong in her
>>158567414Cards are the oldest team in the league and at least have a Super Bowl appearance. It's the Titans 100%. Only notable thing about them is that they're ginormous faggots for not letting Houston be the Oilers again.
Lotta clots-induced melties ITT by broke-ass teams that couldn’t afford JT
Bills got a top 5 safety and a 5th rd pick in exchange for a second, in reality a 3rd rounder for a late 4th and a safety.
>tfw you get destroyed by a KANGZ team with no quarterback and now they have a quarterback better than you
kirk winning b2b rings
>>158567623I still don't understand why they got him in the first place
>>158566839Why are redditors gassing up third round picks? A vast majority of the time it’s pretty worthless
>KANGZ go back2backunironic suicides in shartcago pissconsin and detoilet
>>158567623I hope my bucies sign him!
>>158567623This nigga still living off that one catch a decade ago
>>158567623:(
>>158567623Wtf he has only 1 arm
Cousins looked like he was having fun and enjoying being a Raider
the lions are unironically going to win the norf
>>158567623Kirk said he would retire on the spot if that fruity pebble was in the locker room when he arrived.
>7-2 with an EZ divvy
>>158567623OBJ's dad bros.... lets get on twitter!
>>158567650He just liked the In-N-Out but he is gonna be pissed he has to go back to Culver's, though they're still good.
now that the jesterguild drama has concluded with the KANGZ winning should we all start following the AFCW since the cuban is going to play?
>>158567595Yeah, I don't think they made the image to educate anyone about history, though. I think it's really intended to serve as banter.>Horses aren't yellow>Mendoza is not nearly old enough to have participated in the conquest of the Americas>cameras didn't exist back then>21st century saddle for a conquistadorAlso the faces look janky as hell. The injun and Memedookie both look like shit. Run the prompt again, Raidies, LLM's have gotten so much better in the last 10 months.
>>158567671shake shack is better than both and there's apparently some in MN
Just watched the Saints/Browns game.How do I put this... it looked fake? It gave weird vibes, like they were all acting
>>158567697lollmao
>>158567697why bother when Taco Bell clears everything else and is literally everywhere
>>158567709cope, NYC burgers mog yours
>>158567623That's a Ram
>>158567711Del Taco > Taco Bell
The Las Vegas Raiders effectively paid Kirk Cousins roughly $641,000 to $650,000 in salary for the nine games he played with the team before trading him to the Minnesota VikingsFunny that the Falcons paid for him to mentor Mendozie
What does a day like today look like for Kirk? He left home, went into the office, probably started watching film, getting a workout in, had some meetings, and then he’s approached and brought into a room, saying he needs to be on a flight to Minnesota within hours. Not saying it’s unfair or anything, but that has to be a strange call to the wife saying he’s not going to be home tonight and to tell her to start looking for a place to live in MN.
>>158567711taco bell clears everything all right, my go to 'I need a shit' food.
>>158567705You have schizophrenia.
>>158567718no
Friendly reminder that rootless Mexicans in California unironcially believe they can own the gringos o algo by talking about how their goyslop burgers and tacos are better than the rest of the country
>>158567711Ate there once, genuinely felt like they put sand in the beef. Haven't been there since. Haven't even so much as hugged a woman, either. Really fucking hate my life.
>>158567713the one near me closed after about 9 months because it was so mid lmaonot even worth mentioning when talking about the best chains
>>158567724One last burger to go...
God I hate poor people so much. Why is it that the poorer someone is the more likely they are to be a greedy cunt who is more likely to screw you? It’s contrary to logic that the more wealth a person has the more they’re willing to share it and share their (obviously more) valuable time with you but I live it every single day.
>>158567728The epic bacon cali burrito or whatever the fuck it is called clears everything at Taco bell by like a mile.
>>158567733You have to put up with Taco Bell if you want a woman with birthing hips. It’s a part of their diet
>>158567724Most people don’t move to the states they play in. The Cousins’ aren’t moving to MN because Kirk isn’t staying there long term
>>158566999Quads confirm it
did the ram put puka on the IR yet?
>>158567615Can't wait for him to tear his ACL in a meaningless game in an already over season and then the Colts get nothing for him.Shit's gonna be so cash. Keep slaying girlboss!
>>158567743I have to imagine they’ll at least get a rental, unless he’s just ok with being away from the family for months.
The biggest loser is Brock Bowers, he was putting up crazy numbers with a real QB
So the vikings packers game is the game this week right?
JT, Danny Dimes, and that wr who scammed them are the future of the colts
>>158567246>Assuming n9ne stays healthy enough to make it to the playoffs.This is the NFC Least were talking about here.
>>158567760yup>bears now have the worst QB in the NFCN>packers have to get btfo'd first by the upgraded KANGZ right after they got hot as fuck against the pats>lions might just choke out of pressure before they even play the KANGZoh yeahit's fucking kino
For me, it’s Kirk Cousins 33-0 comeback against the Colts after halftime
youre gonna feel reel stupid when mendozie throws 5 tugs on sunday
>>158567785Hes gonna tug me 5 times
mendoza is the next tebow
>>158567785What's his meme name people can greentext when he messes up
>>158567565Looks way younger too.
>>158567791Mendoza isn't built like a tight end tho...
>>158567792>manblowza
>>158567792memedoza when he fucks upmemedozer when he throws a dragon
>>158567792MemedozaMemebozoMenbozoShitposaShartnando fartnandoShit shit shit
Insideher Information?
>>158567671Culvers is better than In-N-Out.
>>158567499>jest
i wanna post "ANOTHER TARIFF ON CUBA" every time memedoza fucks up but it might get flagged as off topic
>>158567724Considering Kirk was always a financially savvy guy it would not surprise me if he still owned his old home in MN
>>158567808Holy midwest cope
>>158567808Nah, In-N-Out > Culvers, but Culvers is still good. Also if you want to eat ice cream or something you can go with Culvers, but burger for burger I'll take a double double.
>>158567580Rumor has it he's going back to high school to learn to play again, per me.
minisoda timmies cucking raiderpacos kekaroo no wonder they've run to muh in and out goyslop cope
It's too earlyRIP to Fernando's career.
5 Guys > In-N-Out. in n out is an overrated tavern cheeseburger.
>>158567743They “live” there during the season. His off season estate is actually in Michigan
>>1585678405 guys is dogshit and peanut oil fries is a meme
Could she suck all the gay out of Nando?
>>158567839mmmmm double whoppers
>OBJ released from the VikingsJust retire already.
>>158567840For the price of one 5 guys burger you can get like 3 double doubles, anon. Or at least 2 + fries.
>>158567623That was fast. What happened?
>>158567840>5 GuysWow, Mr. Moneybags over here
>>158567821I'm a fat fuck and I love cheese curds.
>fat fucks arguing over food hours/ck/ pls go
>>158567840There's a 5 Guys near my work and all I do is buy a drink and eat all the peanuts.
Russini prefers five guys……”but why stop at 5?”
>>158567697Shake Shack has a lesser menu than Culver’s with similar smash patties for 3x the price. Fuck the Packers but Culver’s is better than both of them
>>158567859Fuck you food conversation is so slow over there.
[Ari Meirov] New #Chiefs WR Josh Downs is now the team’s leading WR in receiving yards this season with 354.
>>158567616I honestly think this is great for the Bills. Defense has been our weakness, and we needed either a S or a LB. Hooker is a particularly great pick because his skills are not redundant with Cole Bishop, and instead compliments him very well. Losing a very late 2nd and gaining a very early 5th along with receiving Hooker, makes this a very nice trade all around.I am surprised Beane did such a great job really. This might really be the year the Bills can win the 'owl.
>>158567808>>158567826>>158567840>>158567849>>158567863>”my goyslop is better than your goyslop!”
>>158567859Every time I try to talk about fast food there i get a 3 day ban, /ck/ jannies are no fun
the cake will eventually be razorless, right?
>>158566786>>158566786>>158566786
Last post in this thread.
Mendoza looks like Nick Fuentes gigachad brother
>>158567839Nah, he’ll be fine. He’ll lose most of the games this season but it won’t matter since they’re still a rebuilding team. Plus he’s got Linderbaum and Kirk doesn’t; Kirk is moving to a team with a worse O-line that has contributed to the awful qb play though no doubt he’ll fare better but not solve all their offensive problems
>>158567733It's called cellulose and it's perfectly food grade.
>>158567853I don't think he's had a single catch or even target for the Vikings. I don't even think he played a snap.
