Jesterbros they're laughing at us again....
offer
Niners are the only good team in the NFC
My favorite Josh Johnson fact is that he was one of the niggas Cardale said they got. He in fact was not got.
Kangz on a losing streak lol
Let's take a pause from the leadhead seethe(they lost to the vikings, holy kek) to reflect on how easy of a Superbowl it is for Jacksonville and The Prince this year.
>>158561926Kirk Cousins (14 seasons) has accumulated approximately $333,001,434 in NFL career earnings, while Josh Johnson (18 seasons) has accumulated approximately $14,100,000.kek
>>158561945I was unironically mad as fuck when Cardale Jones led Ohio State to that natty. Mostly because of the way they looked when they beat Alabama. The SEC isn't supposed to lose like that.
watching the vikangs play is the most infuriating experience in football, and I say that as a cleveland browns fan
jesters really thought their retarded leadkings could stop the fucking BILLS and my joshie KEKAROO 4 picks for their zesty faggot, no more MVP dreams
Paging other Nippon anonIs this the place you were talking about?
>>158561945>#22 eyes at 0:06.kek
>>158561941Kiss on the cheek for mendozie
Miss me yet?
I'm guessing the Vikings are going to do nothing at the trade deadline unless they trade a few low level players for jobber picks. Can't see them making a QB move.
>>158561926Literally crying and shaking rn.
>>158561960>jewish wife cucks him in a movie with a black>Roger Goydell tells the reffies to let him winHmm....
>>158561946>start 6-0>finish 8-9
>>158561969Some guys have all the luck
josh allen is definitely gonna have sex tonight I just know it
>>158561974With Ryback
Jags were smart to get Bates, very good safety. On one hand he did just get cooked by the Bengals, but he also has a history as he played there with Burrow during SB run. Jags 100% made that trade because of the Bengals. They may get the 1, but they're planning like they gotta go to Cincy and win. I love going all in like this.OTOH, if you don't get to Burrow it doesn't really matter how good your secondary is. You'll get cooked. Like the Giants on the 18-1 Pats, you gotta get to Burrow without blitzing. You can neuter any offense by hitting the QB.
>>158561970Would be playoff worthy if we were in the NFC South
>>158561974I hope KOC has unwanted sex in his bussy tonight
>>158561974Hailee is so lucky
>>158561941nope, not getting out of this chair
>>158561975>Ryback
>>158561974Yeah, with me.
At least we only lost to our Joshie...
What did he whisper to Wentz?
I fucking win againLeadhead jesterguild niggas loseAFC and the bills own your fucking ass
>>158561993idk but maybe he should start yelling it
Justin Jefferson doesn't deserve to be buck broken. He deserve to run free and catch impossible passes.
Think if Caleb could be taught to quit throwing INTsUpdated NFC North QB Rankings through Week 9.
>>158561967Outside of Mac Jones who could they even trade for? Mitch Kissntitties? Case Keenum? Kenny Pickett?
Do you guys ever wonder about how having a large throbbing member jn your mouth is like? I dont but I was wondering if anyone else wondered that
>>158562011I need not wonder
>that was the best team the NFCN and the NFC had (minus the niners)This will be easy.
My Raidies dangling Kirk Cousins in front of the Viqueers
>>158562006Jags have Quinn Ewers lol.
>>158561993Something about French fried po-taters
>>158562011go bears, btw!
>Jags going all inIf the Jags win an SB I'd shit
>>158562006Case Keenum wouldn't be the most outlandish trade makes sense on paper, good passing QB if Case couldn't get the ball to Jefferson then idk.
>>158562011so go find out
>>158562011Titan Up!
>>158562006Mac isn't for sale. Pickett is even worse than kyler. Basically they are fucked. They'll need to bring in a vet in the offseason. I can see them making a desperate trade for lamar and Brian Flores will hate his ass by week 6
>>158562011Everytime I watch blowjob pornAnyways, go 49ers
What if JJ is the problem?
>>158562024Brian Flores the type of nigga who needs a white QB
>gayleb mindbroken>kangz humiliatedit's down to manlove + his two gimmick receivers and goofballthey're gonna rip and tear through shartcago and minisodathe real leadhead drama is just starting
It's astounding how Carson Wentz was great in 2017 and then becomes the absolute worst quarterback in the league. That shouldn't be possible. He should never have a job in any form in the league again.
>>158562024Oh yeah I forget Brian Flores hates black QBs.
>>158562028He's the solution (for the Giants)
>>158562028he's made of fucking glass, can't trust him to finish a season. That said, minnesota failed him
>>158562020how the fuck are the steelers 6-2 while rodgers is cold dogwater as a quarterback? was tomlin that retarded?
Top 10 NFL Quarterbacks right now (currently (presently)):1. Joe Burrow2. Brock Purdy3. Trevor Lawrence4. Jordan Love5. Josh Allen6. Jared Goff7. Patrick Mahomes8. Baker Mayfield9. Caleb Williams10. Mac Jones
Kangz just signed Anon's cat at QB
>>158562042He holds the ball like it is made of plutonium and he has to get it out of his hands as soon as possible
>>158562042Who have the steelers beat that is good?
Chicago has a history of great running backs and dominant defenses, but outside of Sid Luckman more than 75 years ago, the Bears lacked a great signal-caller. Then, Williams hit the Windy City.Williams’ burden is proving that he can be the Bears’ quarterback messiah.last season, under first-year head coach Ben Johnson, Williams blossomed. Johnson was an offensive guru, and Williams became a magic man known as “The Iceman.”His last-minute comebacks became legendary. At age 24, Williams holds the record for comeback wins in a season by a quarterback under 25. In his first playoff game against the Green Bay Packers, Williams led Chicago to the largest postseason comeback in franchise history. His greatest comeback this season came after a severe hamstring injury, when he returned to play brilliantly.The lingering question among Bears fans is whether Williams can lead the team to its first championship in 40 years.
>>158562051Anons cat can't win with these cats
>>158562049funny how you posted that right after i posted the actual numbers about it>>158562042
>>158562042Never should've let Patrick Graham leave
>>158562053kitties
>>158561941This bussy
Vikings should trade for Aaron Rodgers.What is he worth, a second round pick?
>>158562053Bungles and that's it.
>>158562031Greenbay gonna trade for Jonathan Taylor and take the division.
>>158562053Bungholes
>we haven't had a good player since jordan AIEEEEEE please save us homosexual black man
>>158562078They honestly don't need him, the division is absolute ass
>>158562075He will lead us to the NFC championship. And he won't even ponder passing. He'll take a knee and try a 56 yard field goal.
>[Schefter] The Minnesota Vikings have just signed Free Agent Quarterback Karl Franz to replace Caron Wentz who was playing in relief of the injured Kyler Murray
>When the bussy hit right
>>158562080if you didn't post this i wouldn't have to see itsomething for you to think about
>>158562042>rodgers is statistically worse than jalen "just don't fall asleep or you'll die" hurts>team is 6-2
>>158562078fundamental misunderstanding of why the packers can't run
>>158562088SUMMON THE ELECTOR LINEMEN
>>158562091he's your quarterback. your representative. you are the side who paints their nails in respect and reverence of him, not the rest of us
Kangz should just give up and call Colin Kaepernick
The Monsters of the Midway>including Chicago Midway International Airport
Woke is back, stop making fun of Gayleb. Chuds lost
i dont care much for the kangz but their anthem was based and their crowd stuff is weirdly nordic coded with cherrypicked blacks to make it not racistcompare this to shartcago who brings out fucking mariachi bands
Why won't the Vikings sign Tebow? What if they had God on their side?
the time has come, activate him
>>158562109>Monsters of the Midwaythe wait staff? it was enough ethnic enrichment to last a lifetime
>>158562119He's too busy planning an invasion of Earth from the Keiper belt.
>>158561926bo jackson is the most overrated player in NFL history. jim harbaugh aka a former NFL QB and the current head coach of the 0-8 san diego chargers put up more rushing yards in his playing career than bo jackson. he never even had a 1000 yard rushing season.
>>1585620491. Bo2. Brock3. BurrowSimple asBo "Montana" Nix is the oft-rumored "him"
>Come get me, Vikings.
The Jags deadline experiment is going to be fun to watch. It is the biggest defensive line in NFL history as the smallest player in the front four is 6'5, and three of the four have a RAS (Relative Athletic Score) of 9.8 or higher (Jordan Davis at 10.0, Travon Walker at 9.98, Josh Hines-Allen at 9.86)Combine warriors will take a major hit if they do not perform as advertised.
These 5 in the AFC are definitely eliminated from playoff contention right? That only leaves 11 teams left fighting for 7 spots
>heterosexual leadhead autist mutt vs homosexual leadhead zesty mutt still 6 weeks awaydamn, the league is really gonna play this one up.
>>158562136
>>158562143>Colts are 2-7Wtf happened?They looked like Super Bowl contenders for half the season last year and then started playing like shit and never stopped
>>158562143The ravens are done too
>bearsfags celebrating prematurelya yearly classic
>>158562155They gave up
America wants a Bears vs Jaguars super bowl
>>158562155daniel jones has never looked the same since he came back
Carson Wentz won a superbowl and was all pro. Kirk Cousins is a four time pro bowler and nearly had a 5k yard season. JJ McCarthy is doing good with the Giants right now. Kyler Murray was a two time pro bowler and offensive rookie of the year. You think maybe the problem with the Vikings offense isn't the fucking QB but the guy calling plays?
>>158562155
Why do bots on Twitter keep calling me bestie
>>158562148fucking grandpa
Why did the vikings give up?
>>158561995this is pretty sad. the afc east would be the kwabotc if not for the patriots
>>158562143Whoever the Ravens just picked up is gonna get murdered behind that line so count them out too
>>158562130>knower of the beltbased smartest anon on /nfl/pluto will NEVER be a planet
>>158562155they were complete fucking frauds to anybody that was watching the colts + they get mindbroken in jacksonville every single year
>>158562163>The same retards that wanted drumph as president Yea that checks out
>>158562170If I was playing on that defense and saw that absolute shit tier offense, even I would give up
>>158561995eh, the bills and jets would still be vikings and bears tier. the real fucking sad thing is the NFCN is so dogshit if you take green gay out they've accomplished nothing in 40 years. Even the AFC and NFC south have something to show for themselves
>>158562143they all have a 1% chance of making the playoffs on nfl.com
>>158562057>blossomedZesty
>>158562155>They looked like Super Bowl contenders for half the season last yearOnly if you didn't actually watch them.
>NFCNfags thinking they're going to the superbowlHow many times must the NFC West teach you this lesson you dumb lead addled man?
>>158562168Indian scam tactic
trade Jefferson to my Chiefies for 2 1st round picks, we need him.
>>158562170Jus caint take it no mo.
>>158562119Trade with the lions? Yes do it
Hating on a division is so much more effective and fun than hating on a team or a player
Question for fans of trams that have relocated like the rams, raiders, chargers, etc. Do you stay loyal to your team or do you feel betrayed they left your city and no longer support them?
>*teams up to cuck leadheads out of the playoffs*heh..... nothing personal flyovers
>>158561926>Sacramento Mountain Lions>San Diego Fleet>Los Angeles WildcatsHow have I not heard of these NFL teams before?
>>158562155The GM saw he team was a super bowl contender so he traded for players from shitty teams to play on his winning team and anyway for some reason his winning team became shitty!
>>158562214*teams not trams
>torches the cowgirls for a comeback win on the road>gets having traded and becomes starter>tears UCL in the next game loss>out for the seasonbased
>>158562219They're not nfl teams
*calls out*: "is there anyone else? Is there anyone else?"
>>158562216>Record vs the jesterguildEagles : 7-1Niners: 9-3Giants : 4-2Rams : 4-2>Combined24-8
>>158562140this, but unironically
>>158562222rip :^(
>>158562180you lost in a landslide kiddo, kamala is a forgotten memory
>>158562227>4 INT fraud vs literal best QB in the league>>158562042Sit down.
>>158562006Will Levis, Aidan O'Connell, Mason Rudolph, Davis Mills
>>158562222and by 'having' I meant Jacoby ffs
So the elite teams are the jags, bills, niners and bengalsthen come the NFCN leadheads, chiefs, steelersseems like the AFC is super fucking stacked this year.
>>158562250>BunglesLmao
Bo NixCaleb WilliamsAaron Rodgers
>>158562170their coach is still KOC
>>158562170Look at the time of possession
>>158562214San Diego still loves the Chargers, same with Oakland and Raiders
>>158562160They humiliated Seattle though
>>158562075too late, they should've and could've done it years ago, but KOC and the organisation are retards who've never won anything
>>158562277remember when you were bragging about beating the patriots by 7 and then green gay beat them by 18?
*wins*
>>158562049>Love above Goffmoron
yup, I'm thinking my packies will be out of the basement by this time next week
>No. Aaron Rodgers has never thrown four interceptions in an NFL game
>>158562165how did Darnold do it?
>>158562286>Goff getting mogged by Love with a better oline, running game, and receiving core lol
>their "generational" talent is already having zesty breakdowns not a problem for the lionsnot a problem for green bayeven the vikings dont really have this problem since they have eschewed the position of quarterback
>>158562160i mean they have a pretty good team, qb and coach>vikings getting humbled after being delusional ringless retardsa yearly tradition
>>158562298Goff beat Love two weeks ago shit for brains kek
>>158562288The NFL should just alter the schedule so the Stillers play the Burs this year
>>158562049>>158562298>>158562286love and goff are nearly dead even>>158562042it'll come down to their jester faceoffs
>>158562308He needed generation refball to win by 3
>>158562309i know it would never happen but steelers superbowl where rodgers wins his second and final would be peak kino
>>158562308it's okay lil pup keep arguing here and maybe the lions window will open again LOL
>>158562042Let's look at some real Sky Lord rankings. AFC, are you even trying?
>>158562288Yes the Bears have finally realized after 15 years that they need a gay Quarterback in order to dominate the division for the next decade. So thats what they did.
Why do the packers always have some bullshit overpowered QB2WR combo?
>>158562160Bears look amazing this season. This is the best offense they've had in decades. Caleb williams is the best qb in franchise history.
>>158562324Turns out the trick was to have a closeted gay top, not a zesty bottom.
The Kangz won't be shit like that again. Just gotta practice the timing and schemes and such.
>>158562314Generational*
The Somalians have been figured out they won't win another game it's all ogre
>that team that beat my team is bad, we're sure to win nowI can't wait until the 49ers run over you all
>>158562342dare i say, they're learing
>>158562163Bears Bills great lakes soul bowl
>winless in their division>going to the superbowlmaybe win a game you care about first and then talk lil gup
>>158562324Nothing worked. The NFC North division title remained an elusive mirage, mostly mocked by the Green Bay Packers.Then, the analytics department dropped a bombshell, 300-page dossier on the general manager's desk. It wasn't about hand size, forty-yard dash times, or Wonderlic scores. It was a statistical breakthrough.The data proved that the traditional, hyper-masculine, emotionally guarded quarterback archetype was an operational bottleneck. The modern NFL defense thrived on predictability, reading a quarterback's rigid psychology just as much as his eyes. The Bears didn't need better mechanics; they needed a paradigm shift. They needed a quarterback with unparalleled emotional intelligence, absolute comfort in his own skin, and zero regard for old-school locker room politics.They realized they needed a gay quarterback to completely dismantle and rewrite their franchise DNA.
>>158562383>all that to get mogged by jayden fucking daniels
>>158562383They needed a quarterback who would open his bussy, no questions asked.
>>158562390This is so irrelevant now
>>158562395>he says right after gayleb went into playoff INT throwing mode during the middle of the regular seasonis it though?this goofy white boy threw 2 INTs in 8 games, your QB threw 4 in a single game
>https://x.com/sdut/status/2120030208573030646?a=c9MwGgjSDJ0613885eg&s=19Get ready for San Diego Rams or Fleets (Formerly chargers)Chorgers are coming home.....
>>158562383From day one of training camp, the shift was palpable. The archaic, high-stress tension that usually plagued the Bears' locker room evaporated. Caleb didn't overcompensate with fake bravado; he brought a fierce, authentic transparency. He called out offensive linemen with love, threw parties where the defensive backs and wide receivers actually mingled, and ran the huddle with the calm authority of someone who had already fought his most difficult battles off the field.The results on the gridiron were immediate and devastating to the rest of the division.Caleb operated the offense like a maestro. While opposing defenses tried to get into his head with trash talk, Caleb would simply complement their pass rush or laugh them off, completely neutralizing their psychological edge. His spatial awareness was uncanny—it was as if his freedom from societal expectations translated directly into a freedom from pocket pressure.The Bears didn't just win the division that first year; they dominated it. They swept the Packers, embarrassed the Lions, and dismantled the Vikings.It wasn't a one-season fluke. It was the blueprint for the next decade.
>their "unconventional" QB sucks and they can't defend him
>>158562401He'll goof as he's always done. It's simply in his nature to goof.
>how's the job going anon?>oh man that sounds really stressful>anyway im gonna go take my "medication" now lol>say hi to Mr Shekelstein for me :)
>>158562408love that goofy white boy, him and campbell are the reason i'll root for the lions before all the other leadheadsbearsfags can spam their johnsons but they're always just discount dans
It's really not Wentz's fault. It's KOC for not putting together a running game. Guess what a defense does when there's no credible rb threat. They make it impossible to pass.
The Lions are just one big goof
>>158562383>>158562406Revolting aislop
this guy has been seething about da burrs winning for two days straight and now pretends like the viKANGZ losing plays into it as a coping mechanism. and his shit excuse is "b-but burrsfags spammed the genny!" as if his endless diarrhea stream of garbage posts isn't spam. holy cope and seethe. genuinely get a life you little faggot kek.
the crown of lead inevitably seeps through into the corpus callosum and destroys a team, it hit the vikings and the bears nearly simultaneously The fun part now will be seeing how long the packers and lions can go before the lead timebomb in their heads go off
>>158562141my giants are going to get absolute raped by the jags giant wall of niggers
lil antipodean doesn't know much about this sport or the people who follow it, kinda cuteone wonders which AFL team he supports, sounds like he might be projecting a bit
Vikings have not had a touchdown in 3 games kek
>BREAKING - Odell Beckham Jr. is requesting a trade from the Minnesota Vikings
I screamed and shidded myself when Goof was trampled on that pic six in the divisional round.
kangz didn't need a touchdown to beat the bears though
patti eat da poo poo
>got em seething and coping about the wions and the kangztoo easythey own your ass
>>158562447let's cut the bullshit. Caleb was literally about to score on the play he tore his bussy
The North finishes Week 9 with the best collective record of any division through nine weeks in the Super Bowl era. You are watching, at least by wins and losses, what so far has been the best division in NFL history.
>b-but hypothetical man was about to score!
>>158562443>white HCsVikings need this brother to take over fr fr
>>158562459And none of them will make it past the divisional round
>>158562459And it doesn't count for anything because they all hate each other and a real elite team like the Jags, Bills(Confirmed as they just beat the best of them) or niners would rip them apart.
>>158562440my afl team is dogshit at the moment just like my nfl team (the jets). not really relevant. why should i seethe at da burrs? their fans are based. and also chicago is a goated city, i went there earlier this year.
>NFCN about to send 3 teams to the playoffs who will immediately lose when they play a team outside their divisionFuck, i've seen it twice in 5 years.
>>158562475yes yes you fucked some brown whore in chicago so it's the best city everFor those of us who live here we know it's a mid tier city at best, the actual good flyover cities aren't even found in that region
>>158562476yall apologies better be just as loud as the disrespect was
third best afc team : 23 pointssecond best NFC / best NFCN team : 6 points
Gm gm lads. Having my first coffee and a Mettbrötchen right now. How 'bout them Bills?
Imagine never winning a Superbowl kek
>enjoy that 6th round pick, faggots
superbowls over 20 years ago dont countotherwise you're stuck believing that green gay and shartcago are the best teams ever because they each have 10 championships or whatever the fuck happened two world wars agofuck those retards
>>158562459And none of them will make nfc championship game. I am guessing the Rams get in as the 7th seed and it's gonna be 49ers vs rams again.
I cant believe im saying this but the vikings desperately need kyler murray back
>>158562480why would i risk getting arrested in america for rooting a whore when i can do that legally here, and probably for much cheaper? da burrs really got you in a seethe, making up bullshit and coping.
>>158562508i didn't mean whore whore i just meant easy womanyou clearly have not seen much of america if you think chicago is a good city
Nashville is superior to Chicago in every metric
>>158562511where else is worth visiting thenif you say LA i know you're full of shit because that place fucking blows
>>158562502Imagine if he wins the east and the vikings collapse and miss the playoffs. kino
Tony Khan is playing monopoly while the rest of the league is playing hungry hungry hippo's
also chicago style mogs new york style zza
>>158562516I can only imagine not having income tax. Shit sounds so nice
>>158562518kek no definitely not coastal shitholes Appalachia, PNW, Arizona/Zion National ParkAll infinitely superior regions. The midwest is largely a depressing rustbelt with mediocre nature.The only thing is actually has is actually best in Minnesota and upper WI/Michigan (Lakes/Hunting/etc)
>>158562532Absofuckinglutely not. NYC has vastly superior pizza. But the best pizza is in New Jersey
>>158562532nobody eats deep dish it's a dogshit memethe actual good from chicago is hot dogs
Don't let the vikings qb circus distract you from their awful run blocking
>>158562543good food*>>158562540this, didn't like NYC one bit but their pizza is fucking great. always kosher too for some reason
>>158562383So you be sayin that you got dicked so much by gay man Rodgers you turned gay?
>>158562112Kingcago working over the hispanic$
>>158562532>>158562540>>158562549>>158562543What about Bavarian style Brizza though?
the midwest is the heart of mediocrity in america, i think that's what makes it so uniquely detestable when they try to get arrogant about anythingit's just a milquestoast mixture of the actual parts of the country with culture
>>158562180Electing Trump (3 times) indicates the vast intelligence of America.
ugly motherfucker
>>158562112that anthem was dogshit you seething brown homo, the guitar wasn't even in tune.>>158562543i'm aware it's mostly a tourist meme but it's also genuinely good. all the locals i know prefer detoilet style, and that is also better than new york style.
>>158562414He's kinda based ngl
2027 NBA Finals2027 Final Four2027 NHL Finals2027 NHL Winter Classic2027 IIHF World Championship2027 World Series2027 World Cup2027 US Open2027 Wimbledon Championship2027 PGA Championship2027 Masters Tournament2027 Daytona 5002027 Indianapolis 5002027 Kentucky Derby2027 Belmont Stakes2027 Westminster Dog Show2027 Tour de France2027 NYC Marathon2027 Winter Olympics2027 Pan Am Games2027 Commonwealth Games2027 World’s Strongest Man2027 Rose Bowl2027 Cotton Bowl2027 Orange Bowl2027 Super Bowl, right? Nope.Super Bowl XMCLVIXMLVXMXVIWait, let me call up my 2000 year old Roman uncle for a translation... Ahh.. He says that says Super Bowl 75. Wait, so it's not 2027 in roman numerals? It's named after how many Super Bowls have been played? What? Why? No one cares how many Super Bowls have been played. It is completely irrelevant how many have been played. What matters is what year it was played in.Someone says, "Hey, you know what happened in Super Bowl 36..." Okay, so.. wait, what year was Super Bowl 36 played in? Wait.. let me look up the first Super Bowl to find the year it was played in. Then let me add 35 to that year. Okay, so, I think maybe I know what year Super Bowl 36 was played in. I could be off by a year because math and a variety of other reasons, so I am not really sure which Super Bowl is Super Bowl ##.But, you know what would make the most common sense?Here's an idea...Just call it the fucking 2027 Super Bowl, you dizzy pretentious bimbos.
>>158562560Well they call it the MID west for a reason
i hope he dies seething like ditka did
>>158562216Is it the saltwater that rots oceancuck brains.
bruce having a meltie
>>158562570That's where your ancestors fled to in the 1800s when they couldn't take your shit anymore, Hanz.
>>158562560>parts of the country with cultureIn the internet age it’s all the same. The person with the biggest influence on culture in this general is from NZ and I’ve never met a NZer IRL
>>158562556How are pretzels on a pizza? Rest looks good
>>158562584kiwis are just smarter aussies, it's only natural that an antipodean shitposter with a mild IQ boost over the rest wielding a meme flag would dominate the genny zeitgeist
>>158562578yeah, i'm having a melty over how shit my jests continually are. every single year is a tank year for picks for the neverending rebuild, except this year we started with slight promise.
>>158562556this looks pretty good
>>158562556brudi i've seen your desert pizza on holiday, dr oetker dreams up abominations that even mengele couldn't stomach
>>158562592It's the jets, what did you expect? I don't know why would anybody choose to root for that team
Bruce forced to go into covid camps and sucks his female leader's clit on a regular basis.
>>158562598maybe he's jewish
Who will the legendary NFCN?
>>158562598picked them because they had a cool name even before i started watching nfl
>>158562603'ions 'off
>german anon decided to become a cardinals fan>aussie anon decided to become a jets fanthe two of you picked arguably the two worst possible teams to be a fan of. i'm sorry
The 2022 duel of the Kangz vs the Bills was awesome. The only thing missing? Kirko Chainz.
>>158562503somalian hands typed this
>>158562619Idk the Jets could maybe turn things around this decadeI don't think the Cardinals will ever play in a super bowl again though
>>158562603i'm not a fan of green gay's refball and i get why the rest of the jesterguild hates them but they look pretty fucking good right now with love2golden/watson. but the lions are pretty rock solid in general while love can choke pretty bad so i'm not sure which one of them will come out on top
>>158562603>No Jordanary LoveI don't get it
>>158562619there's worse teams to be a fan ofthe jests have a superb owl and while they're in a playoff drought it's not as bad as some teams
>>158562630it's a play on his last name being Love and a famous Sade song
>>158562642You need to be at least 70 to have memories of the jets SB
also being a fan of a shit team is better than being a mercenary like that finn faggot or all the queefs/rasm fairweathers who only cockride their teams because they're successful
>>158562214Didn't have a team in LA. Then they did. Now I root for them. I consider it a blessing that it was the Rams instead of the Raiders or Chargers.
>>158562660the vikings are the most natural match to a scandi though, they immigrated to that regionunless your complaint is he should be a lions fans because the UP is the finnish region
>>158562672he only picked them because they were on a winning streak and he's desperate for approval
>>158562677ohwell he's still less cancerous than the average NFCNfag
>>158562649Joe guarantees we'll win the big game this year. That's all I care about.
It's over for my Ravens and that's okay
>qbs have gotten le worse>
Does wentz retire today? No one is going to want to humor him suiting up again after that.
>>158562694If he ever starts on the Vikings again, I will never watch this team again.
this guy looks like he's fucking dying
nigga wants to watch max brosmer
>>158562707burning the candles at both ends
>>158562586>>158562594Honestly, its fun once but its just not as nice as a proper 'za.>>158562595...did you like it?
>>158562707he got them ben johnson eyes
Kyler would have won that game
>>158562715>...did you like it?i didn't try it, but i loved the mettleberkaese was good too
>>158562719Naw but they would have gotten a couple more field goals though
>>158562710I mean how bad could he b-ACK!
>>158562601Nah you are
>>158562729If I was getting tackled like that, I would've simply flinged it into the crowd, not the other team.
it's pretty insane how good of a coach shanahan isironic because he's a leadhead himself
>>158562733I would just try to dome the other teams coach
give it a rest for once chikaner you seething poof
seething
>>158561941Kirk Cousins for Justin JeffersonRaiders need a WR1Vikings need a QBWho’s says no?
>>158562747When the world needed him most, he returned. And said, "YOU LIKE THAT DIVISIONAL EXIT?"
just trade cousins or mendoza so we can finally watch him fucking play, this blue balls shit with the biggest name in college ball in years is tiresome
>>158561966I do and still wish he got the Vikes to the Super Bowl
it is incredible how bo nix does make ya seethe
>>158562626>Idk the Jets could maybe turn things around this decade
the kiwi alone must be responsible for at least 6 of the broncos wins last year from sheer meme magic, there's no other explanation
What the actual FUCK is his problem??!?
>>158562765How do we tell him
>>158562768Loose bussy
>>158562768
>>158562754Mendoza isn’t ready and their run game isn’t ready for him to be in the game either
This but with Mahomes as MVP
>>158562768Jfc…
>>158562766Only one I'll accept credit for is Broncos-Redskins late last year. The shitposting both ways in the gamethread was hilarious and the game coming down to a failed 2PAT made the post game seethe so fucking funny
>>158562768same energy
>>158562768The walk of a man who just got done slidding logs of goated shit down throats
>>158562804Would you could you for a ring?Would you could you on a plane?
They're not ready for an Allen MVP are they?
>>158562827Allen already has an MVP
>>158562754Brady knows a rookie QB sitting their first year is better for their development. Look at how Mahomes and Love turned out, they've looked completely different compared to their college days. Mendoza isn't playing this season.
>>158562827Clearly it's Lamar, look at the Ravens now.
>>158562857spoiler alert mendoza isn't in the same stratosphere as brady or mahomes and ty simpson was the better draft pick
Walker Eget. You’ll wish you had him
What if Carson Beck plays well?
geno smith mvp season
>>158562768Zestier than g4yleb
>>158562963I will post hands free cumshot vid
The Kangz need a new owner, a new coach, and a new Quarterback. Anyone want to join the fucking team?
>>158562984they should move to chicago after the bears move to indiana
i have kicked one goal in the lowest division of afl in my state, would kanass shitty be interested in drafting me?
>>158562995No. The best you could do is tell jokes at halftime and be a linebacker, Bruce.
>>158563032im verifiably better than buttkisser thoughbeit
>ahhhhhh...>Ahhhhhhhhhhh........>AHHHHHCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Rashan Gary shit himself yesterday and today it was James Cook, is there a loose bussy epidemic in the NFL?
Late but it was fun to see a game live :) helped that i had good seats
>>158563114Didn't take any photos?
>>158563098Probably both just had da flu n sheeeeeit
>>158563169You have a lot of faith in the patriots, seahawks and bucs
>>158563169I actually agree with this although some of the records are retarded. Bills aren't going undefeated the rest of the way, Bucs will absolutely not finish with 10 wins and every AFC team finishing with 12+ wins is pants on head retarded
>>158563126Heres Joe Bussy warming up
>>158563233Thanks for the Bussy pics.
>Leads Duvall to Paradise
It's up:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kSfKNLe-Q3w
You guys think it's a coincidence that a Florida team looks posied to sin the SB around the same time GTA6 is dropping? The Giants won a SB a few months before GTA4 came out too
>>158563260T law deserves it every year.
>>158563233Mmmmmm yea i can fap to this...
The Vikings just traded for Shaduer Sanders
>>158563169The Vikings are holding the NFC Norf back from being the most elite division of all time.
>>158563260Yes
>>158563296Sellers dream market for backup qbs.
leadheads..
>>158563296Had to bust put my ap..
>>158563296Good.
>>158563296Perfect Timing™
We gonna see some trades or what
I'm taking the stinkiest shit but i need to flush quick before patti gets here.... He loves da poopie
Would I be insane if I said that I think the Super Bowl matchup this year feels like it might be Bears vs Jaguars?
>>158563413No that's boring and arguably likely shit for brains. If you said Steelers vs Giants you'd get some traction. Quite a few people rate the Jags and Bears have some Caleb nut huggers even if the team itself is overrated
>>158563438I actually have a feeling the Steelers have a shot, their main issue is WR separation, so it really depends on how quickly Pittman/Wilson returns. I don't see a path for the Giants to make it over SF or CHI. If the Vikings end up trading for a mid-tier QB they could potentially make it too.
what stops a qb from giving his new team everything he remembers about his old teams playbook? i mean, a new team could think well he cant be trusted because hes spilling everything about his old team, and when that gets around then hes labelled a snitch and teams wont pick him up anymore?whats the etiquette for this
>>158563446probably doesn't make much of a difference tbqhwyf
>>158563296and there it is
Have the Steelers managed to sell off DontKatch Metcalf yet?
looks like the wheels are coming off the minesota faggings about time
Need a gape in the next 24 hours
steelers just CUT aaron rodgers WTF
>>158563550Big if true
>>158562070I saw this coming, it sucks, once Graham's defense gets going it gets good if it actually gets going, at least the current raiders D can force turnovers though, sometimes
>>158563505Unfortunately not
>>158563505>2025 offseason>dk metcalf from seahawks to steelers>george pickens from steelers to cowboys>demarcus lawrence from cowboys to seahawkslooks like the grass only ended up being greener for one of them
>>158562080>i hate gayleb so much that i save fruity webms of him and talk about him every waking moment of my lifeda burrs makin' ya seethe you little poof?
>>158561974Does a cuck consider watching someone fuck his girl as himself having sex?
>>158562049>all whitereally makes you think
the walls are closing in on the vikings
>>158563314they're still on pace for that title, but between them they can only lose at most 6 more games outside the division for the entire rest of the season. 7 would make them tie for the record. the vikings could end up getting at least 4 more of those all by themselves.
drake maye is a certified BUST
>>158562747I don’t think the Vikings have a qb problem. I think they have an offensive scheme problem. It started at the end of 2024 with Darnold seeing ghosts and he went on to be somewhat okay in Seattle. Every qb they’ve had since has played that way. JJ looked like shit and then went to NY where he looks good again. Kyler isn’t good be he’s not that bad and Wentz looked a lot like him yesterday. Bringing in another qb is not going to fix this, they’re just going to wind up playing similarly and becoming a scapegoat.
>BREAKING: The Vikings are in the process of finalising a trade with the Chargers, according to multiple league sources. The reported trade would see Minnesota give up 3 firsts and one second round pick.
>Howie got a 1st and a 2nd for Jordan Davislol that's ridiculous
>>158563707It seems like KOC is being a bitch and forcing his offense into something he just doesn't have the QB and/or OL to be. Its like he resumes to adjust his offense to the players he actually has.
>>158563169>Seahawks undefeated for the rest of the scheduleOookay
>>158562042The Steelers looked at the 2015 Broncos and decided that was what they should strive for
Remember just 9 days ago when the kangzfags wouldn't stop talking shit?
You now realize the Minnesota Vikings do not have a quarterback.
>>158561926Moving 4 times in a year is crazy. I wonder at what point he learned to live lean so his moving was less of a hassle.
>>158563885Yeah. Over the past 3 years they traded the two QBs that could have won them an owl.
>>158562138>bo induced melty
My boy Carson Beck is gonna drop 250 and 2 TDS on the Rams this week.
>>158563821and now they're going to lose 4 in a row kek
At this point I'm not sure anyone will be able to take the division from the 69ers even if the substation needs to be fed more. The rest of their division is fucking mid and they built a huge cushion.
>>158562138Someone was the little bro and couldn't have him in Tecmo Bowl
>>158563900No backsies
>>158561926He just needed more time
I missed the game and just woke up what all I miss
>>158563927kangz are kill
>>158563927the vikings offense is cfb-tierwhich we already knew but it was nice to see regardless
Dak Prescott to the Vikings today. Don't ask how i know, just giving yall a heads up.
did anyone else catch James Cook 3 yelling>I said BUSSYinto the camera after the tuddy?
>>158563885But they could...
Trade for Herbert
>>158563927The vikings offense is somehow worse than the eagles offense, and the Vikings defense is top tier but the bills were able to figure it out enough to win.
>>158563942Dakota isnt going anywhere, Jerruh thinks squeaking by the Clots saved their season.
>>158563927kangz D got tired late because offense couldn't stay on the field2 weeks in a row now
>>158563927Wentz lulz
>>158563927The Lions beat the piss out of the Vikings defense until they broke, so the Bills did the same thing>>158563942I would be genuinely impressed if Jerrruh fleeced the Vikings for Prescott
Reply to this post if your team is in first place NOT SO FAST VIQUEENS
>>158563980>first place...in # of picks thrown last weekend
Will Josh Allen's kids be raised in the Jewish faith?
I can be your angle...
>>158563906They’re already done with minshew?
Or your debiru...
>>158564010He's ded
KWAB
The Vikings deserve their qb suffering because they denied the prophecy of Aaron Rodgers playing for them.
>>158563978When has ever Jerruh fleeced anyone in a trade? And no Micah getting injured doesn't count, he was good for green gay before that.
>>158564018KOC is not going to see heaven for reducing JJ from a HOF talent to a role player.
>>158561926Imagine how much short term rent money jews have squeezed out of this cat
>>158564034>When has ever Jerruh fleeced anyone in a trade?Herschel Walker... who I just looked up to make sure I was spelling it right and apparently he's the Ambassador to the Bahamas???
>>158561986Lol
Vikings should rescind their offer for JT. They aren’t doing jack shit this year
>>158562049Watson babby is not #4 lol
>>158564035That’s putting it lightly, he was on pace for being a Mount Rushmore tier player for his position and KoC is making it so he may not get HoF
>>158564045Okay, if Jerruh manages to con somebody into kings ransom the boys are winning 3 superbowls
As a Bearsian I for one hope the Vikings pay this absolute buffoon everything they have in the bank to stay as head coach
>vikings start 6-0>lose to the lions>lose to the bills>lose to the packers>lose to the niners>all in consecutive weekswe always knew it was going to come crashing down sooner or later. we tried to tell them. they didn't listen.
>>158564058Wallahi, KOC will be drowned in shit for his crimes against JJ. I am calling for a jihad against Kevin O'Connell. KOC's inability to get JJ a decent QB is a crime that must be punished by death. The Vikings will suffer a thousand years of pain for never allowing JJ to catch passes from a QB like Burrow or Stafford. We are going to fucking behead KOC in the streets
>>158564071>lose to the packersNot so fast, packfag
>>158564071Mmmhmm fraid so. It has only just begun for them, i fearhttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/158366519/#158367136
Drake Maye is going to rebound and annihilate my lions isn't he
Clit Kubiak lel
>keeping receipts/screenshots of your own 4chan postsCome on man I just ate breakfast
>>158564010him doing his quirk chungus routine at the press conference with the fish brought karma down on his elbow
>>158563907Maybe even 5. The way Gibbs tore the kangz defense a new asshole Bijan is capable of doing the exact same thing. If Penis doesn't go full retard the Failcons have a shot in that game. Lord knows the kangz couldn't score in a whorehouse.
>>158563927It was the exact same game as kangz/loins only Wentz is even more shit than Murray.
Who is the greatest journeyman of all-time and why isn't it Josh Johnson?
>>158564117Vinny Testaverde owns him
you still mindbroken spammy? you still coding more cope spam to prepare untilnext game?fucking kek @ your "life" lmao
>>158564117>>158564124for me, its jeff garcia
>>158564131he was unironically gay
>>158563296yeah you better use your burner flag for that post
>>158562719I doubt that. He seemed to be able to move the ball around a little better, but he was getting stuffed as well. Kangz need a new offensive rebuild.
>>158562497DILLY DILLY
>>158564010Torn ucl
>>158564136That dude was a bundle of sticks and no hot wife will convince me otherwise.
>>158564136>married a model>has 4 kids with her>divorced but they co-parent and are on great termsYeah, probably is gay actually. Seems suspicious as fuck.
>>158564154They are separated but legally married
>>158564155Even more suspicious
>>158564117Dave Krieg, children. The only answer.Johnson has been with a lot of teams but Krieg balled out with all of his for a quantifiable time period
Where are the trades?
>>158562532Deep dish is okay once in a while, but NY and Detroit style are the best.
>>158564071It reminds me of those two buildings, how it all came crashing down.
>>158562532Detroit style > Chicago deep dish > NYC
Uhhh ohhh the stinky philipino is angry againMORE SPAM INCOMINGFUCKING KEK
Isn't butker supposed to be fired by now he is obviously being blackmailed to miss
I want my N9ne back.
>>158564220how about darnold he was good enough
>>158564225He sucks again, but at least N9ne can go super saiyan and become unleashed and get better. Realistically we need Christian Ponder back.
>Suck Asscock
>>158564229What's Teddy Bridgewater up to these days?
Kyler Murray, Kevin O'Connell, and 2 3rd round picks for Aaron Rodgers and Mike McCarthy. Who says no?
>>158564236The Steelers
J.J. Mcarthy Kidnapped, and FORCED to play for the Kangz until he gets a rang.
Why is he so shit?
Bengals are winning the Owl. Burrow is winning MVP.
>>158564242What did he do to earn a life sentence?
>>158564245Joe's Bussy is killing it.
>>158564246Joey's bussy will be broken by playoffs
>>158564252You really want the Bengals to unleash ELITE Joe Flacco in the playoffs? They're winning the Owl with one of them at QB.
another year of dogshit defense, another year of "fixing" it by rummaging through the bargain bin and practice squadsevery other team in the division right in front of you with a great defense and still making moves, and your solution is a backup safety on the jets that literally no one was interested inpure malpractice. can't wait to read about practice squad poachings tomorrow after nothing happens today!
>>158564271I knew your post was about the Lions after the first sentence.
>>158564276Based Amishbro. Shame they're heretics.
>>158564152It is supeising with him because he has so many spot on gay guy mannerisms but then he had a big family with this model
Trade deadline ends on our time be wise and recognize
The worst part? 10s of mllions of people witnesses that abomination last night.
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Mornin'
>>158564279I even knew it was coming because he did fucking nothing in the off-season and it's the GM's mo at this point. still infuriating :^)
>>158564296It’s Tuesday
>>158564283How are they heretics?
>>158564290Yeah including every GM in the NFL. When the Vikings start calling around for QBs today, every GM knows they can rake them over the coals
>>158564292Sorry, you can't have Keenum back.
>>158564308They're anabaptists.
>>158564314If they get a decent QB, we're going to get raped by the deal.
>>158564301I’m off tomorrow for the holiday and get an early dismissal today, so it’s a great day for me
Mariota for a 5th. Pick up the phone, Minnesota
>>158564308any denomination is heretical other than roman catholic
>>158564271I know your pain. Why even pretend to be an actual football team if you refuse to do the things good football teams do?Fuck it, take me back to 0-16 times. At least the rest of life wasn't so terrible.
Would you rather have a CFL quarterback, a UFL quarterback, a practice squad quarterback, or a quarterback who retired 2+ years ago?
That's it. I DEMAND that my Vikings sign Will Levis!!!
>>158564340Officially the Catholic Church doesn't consider either the Eastern or Oriental Orthodox churches to be heretics, just in schism/rebellion.
>>158564367I couldn't be worse.
>>158564366assuming the retired QB still has a functioning arm I pick him every time
We need the return of Kirko Chainz.
>>158564340>>158564373Also some Protestants are not considered heretics by Rome (Anglicans, Lutherans, etc) but Amish and other anabaptists definitely are.
The vikings are a bad football team
>>158564382The price remains unchanged
>>158564387But a great source of comedy.
>>158564387We told them that for a month and a half and their fans refused to listen.
Would the Rasm would trade Stetson Bennett? Can't imagine he costs much and they have Ty Simpson. I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel for options here :(
>the jags aren't done
>>158564397They're still convinced that they can win with Kyler.
>>158564330Why do retarded skins fans keep trying to trade their best qb
>2 weeks who queenz fans constantly shit posting with "hurr what's it like to lose I wouldnt know">2 losses in a rowStraight clownery
>>158564340All Catholics are going to hell
>>158564412>Burrs/Puckers almost exactly the same
>>158564423Negatively true
>>158564419Starting to get extremely mad at this point.
>>158561933>>158561933
>>158563413It's gonna be Jags or Bills vs Rams, Rams will win either way
