yesterday on /planetretard/ >>158554800
First for Shorks
New York lost
>>158562470Ummm yeah... Can we talk about that? What the FUCK is this guy thinking? Why did Dickinson go before Stenberg or Misa or Toffoli?And why did Sherwood go before any of them?
Panthers vs Blue Jackets tomorrow is going to be a blast!
Islanders-Sharks might as well been the final. Make it best of 7 and give someone the cup
My penguins ):
>>158562571neither of these teams makes the playoffs, even with young hot amd talented canadian on their team.
Toffoli had a goal and an assist that game.And Warsofsky puts a defensemen in the shootout before him. Toffoli didn't even get a chance in the shootout.What the fuck is Warsofsky DOING? Getting real tired of his shit
>>158562552
i think /hoc/ needs to have a posters-only meeting
and my sharkies, who did NOT die
>>158562562i thought i'd forgotten the rest of the shootout when stenberg appeared in round 400>>158562593to be fair, both of his points came from bouncing the puck off a second player
>>158562725That shot going off Pelech's visor was crazy great
>>158562552New Jersey is literally New York
>>158562778kek
all the games today look like shit
>swedish education
>>158562778:015 the oldman sitting in his seat right near the action watching just like "Hell yeah, this is why I come to games"lol drunken hockey game fights are the best
>>158562798If you can throw a stone between two places, they are the same.
>>158562821*hucks a stone right at your nads*
>Italian lawyer Giulio Palermo, who chaired the panel in the case concerning Russia's return to international hockey, visited Moscow shortly before the ruling was issued.>Also another lawyer from the three-judge panel that allowed Russia to return to IIHF hockey (Egyptian Ismail Selim) was in Moscow, treated at a luxury hotel.Makes one ponder
>>158562847If you got peed on by Russian escorts at a luxury hotel you'd do the same.
Elliott Smith / Supreme drop is a fever dream.
babcock is on his redemption arc
Russia would heem sweden in hockey
>>158562778>>158562807Things that make you say hell yeah
>>158563138I'd like to see what their teams look like if they were to face off today before I make any judgement
assvs went -3 on this play.
>1:30 of 5v3>can't score
here comes the mildcuck to obsess about canada again!
>gets raped 2 nights ago>comes back for more.
>i never think about you
>disappears after I call him out for being an obsessive bitch>creeps back in a couple of days later. Waiting for Daddy, Me, to post.
>plays the puck
Yeah. I'd upset if I was (You), too. kwacanacuck.
>>158563051I'll never forgive him for *checks notes* not bending over backwards for his 7th defencemen, and wanting to see family photos to get to know his new team.
>>158563540he gave $300 to the chilluns with cancer
>>158563601i forgor the link: https://x02.me/i/FLwFO0.mp4
>>158563540Edmonchuds really gotta take what they get huh?
>>158563634kek great retort got him with the meme words and didn't even need a counter argument #youmustbebased
>>158563606> "I can't see the phone."
Leon Draisaitl is the most underrated player in hockey
>>158563540He healthy scratched Mike Modano so he couldn't reach 1500 regular season games. He also healthy scratched some kid from Los Angeles who played for the Leafs when he was the head coach there after that kid had bought tickets for like 30 family members to that game in LA. I think he also healthy scratched Jason Spezza's first game in Ottawa as a Leaf.He's obviously a good hockey coach, but he's a bit of a jackass.
> gimme the phone mitchie, also gimme a rank order of all the lazy fucks on this roster so I can show it to the team. Also do you like showering with older men?
>>158563775jen
>>158563799>good hockey coachHuh? He's a retard.
>>158563799babs is a sociopath and that's fine because he's winning a lot of games so all is forgiven
>>158563816He won the bowl with prime Datsyuk and Zetterberg and both Olympics with prime Crosby and Pietrangelo.He's alright.
swedish meat balls
>>158562778look at all those brown people
>>158563335>>158563337>>158563337>>158563342>>158563351>mildcuck seething out of control at 5amget a real hobby
utah mammy bushes
how da faq do people drink triple triple coffee?even double double is pushing it i think
My flames are on track to get 17th and miss the playoffs. And you said my flames suck APOLOGIZE
>>158563931The Flames yearn for mid-ness
why didnt anyone tell me about the LNAH?Bretty kino
>>158564070their season start was historically bad
the mild is in town for the twink showget ready to get rekt bunch of closet swedecucks
I never would have pegged HelleBUCK to be a giant pussy, but he can't even show his face in Winnipeg lmao
>>158564269>choose new jersey over it >refuses to ever go back Is Winnipeg really that bad?
>>158564269Hellebuyck flew to Winnipeg with the rest of the Devils roster following their 4-0 shutout victory over Toronto on Sunday. He traveled specifically because he requested to participate in a media availability session following the team's morning skate at Canada Life Centre to officially address reporters and explain the reasons behind his acrimonious trade request.
The league said the Havoc’s name was inspired by the “balance between the forces of industry and nature in Hamilton, as steel mills rise alongside the natural beauty of the Niagara Escarpment” in Ontario. The logo features Hamilton’s official bird, the peregrine falcon, perched atop steel-forged lettering spelling out Havoc, with a color scheme of rusted steel, tempered gold and orange.
>>158564288I mean unless some deranged Canadian legit broke into his house and is currently at large he’s a pussy to not play. Marner who is like the human incarnation of blanket from brave little toaster showed his face in Toronto after the trade.
>>158564318He is showing his face though at media availability just not on the ice
>>158564332May as well be utilizing zoom from a bunker.
>>158564282PWHL still larping as if they're not going bankrupt within a decade
>>158564269He's american what did you expect
>>158564350he suliman, cool it with the gender disphoria
>>158564363Fat
51 years since the Edmund Fitzgerald sank, bros
Just dropped a toilet filling marner
>>158563799>scratched Mike Modano so he couldn't reach 1500 regular season gamesbecause we all cherish and hold dear the prestigious 1500 game mark. >He also healthy scratched some kidoh shit not some kid!
>>1585643631993
>Islanders games become new hot spot to make fashion statement as female fans flock to NHL
Islandersbros whatever happened to Honky??
> Insider: 465 Defensemen Maple Leafs Urged To Target In Trades. "They're benchmarking the quality of their D corps. This week it's the ECHL. Next week, high school. Chayka says he'll be signing embryos if he has to. This man's genius is unstoppable."
Canada really let itself go
>>158564609trump admin jucin the stats, you just know
how we doing /vanguards/chads?
>>158564622kek ya I bring everything back to trump too lmao
>>158564609They imported them thicc Indians baddies.
>>158564609Big ol women eating them donairs
>san jose sea lionsgay>detroit clutchkinda cool>vegas vanguardscool and our team going forward here in /hoc/>hamilton havockino
>>158564609That’s why the lost the Olympics. Too heavy
>>158564668need me a maritime plapper
>>158564668victoria's a secret down there shaq
>Detroit Clutch Uhhhhm sweaty we're an electric cat and shawarma city now, chud
>donairyes, i would love one!
electric cat
only shit teams today
>>158564800there's really good win probability percentages though
electric cat bros
>>158564609The average American woman will more than a blastoise (or caufield) by 2030
>>158564815kek
>>158564350I’m amazed they’ve made it this far
>>158564815japanese inability to comprehend weight or height will never not be weird
finna do some heart piece hunting today
>>158564609what the fuck are all the people eating in the northwest territories
>>158564845whale blubber
>>158564848whatever the fuck they want
>>158564668No wonder Crosby is single
>>158564879>Crosby is singlesource?
How the mighty have fallen
>>158564900KWAB
>>158564900He will be a disappointment.He doesn't want to play hockey, he's there for gambling money.
>>158564910like most russians
i hope he's having a good morning
>>158564900>literally sent to Siberia
ynr that embarrassing shootout last night
>>158564900looks comfy on Google maps
>>158564900he literally nigga'd himself out of the league and got shipped off to siberia hahahaha
It's Sibir (Siberia) from Novosibirsk (New Siberia).Yo, dawg!
remember when instead of just siimply playing the other goalie in winnipeg, the devils put out a statement about helle not playing KWAB what a retarded organization. almost as retarded as their fans.
>>158564943Will Sibir make playoffs?
Roll supports the New Jersey Devils and thier inevitable stanley cup run.
>>158564956KWAB
>>158564955Nah. One of the weakest teams in K, at max it would be first round exit.
>>158564962At least he’ll have a long vacation
I'd rather live in Novosibirsk over Toronto
>>158564942beast mode
>>158564972not that the laffs gave kane the choice lmao
>caps @ sensA match made in antiquity. They should play in an arena made of marble with giant columns, and massive open fire braziers.You know, mix it up like the HTR jerseys.
>>158564966I doubt he would want to resign, winter in Siberia ain't no joke, similar to Winnipeg (everyone runs from Winnipeg).
>>158564972You'd love Toronto though. Culturally it is an American city.
trading should be illegal in all sports. all players should be from their district like children leagues
>>158565000why would he resign if he just got there
>>158565001>COME TO OUR CRIME RIDDEN HELLHOLE FULL OF MINORITIES AND COMMUNIST CIVIL ADMINISTRATORS pass dog
Toronto is fine
>>158565029Novosibirsk might not have that many minorities
Michkov’s English has gotten so good that he can yell at teammates
>>158565059What slurs did he use I wonder.
Makes you think
>>158564956I know that figurine.Why don't you have a seat?
Im gonna pay a succubus jizzwitch to go seduce Gary and his interns in order to give up league secrets
>>158565064He’s learned a lot from Xbox live
>>158565083Pucksluts naturally beat witches. Its why there is so little witchcraft in the NHL.
>>158565070McDavid’s ideal team
finna take pops to get a haircut later bro's
I think /hoc/ rules
>>158565159/hoc/ still rule dude
>>158565152You’re a good son. I need a haircut before Thanksgiving
>>158565180he's looking like an old hobo kek needs his beard trimmed too :)
/hoc/ has been some of he worst of all time lately im afraid
>>158565198Sorry I've been away for a few days
>>158565198sadly true that devils newfag is a woat poster
>>158565198Don't worry. Gary will expand the league soon, and we'll surely get some new fans.
>>158565081You wont do shit coward.
>>158565198I'm trying out some new gimmicks. be patient
>>158565198Lots of wrestlefags about unfortunately
>>158565198Not enough wrestlechads around unfortunately
>>158565232*x-factors you*
>>158565198/hoc/ will hit its stride after Thanksgiving
>>158565249Turkey makes me sleepy
quack quack :)
Devils fans be like I'm sorry for being gay, Tone. It was the blood pressure medication or sumthin, it fucks with my head
>>158565249Statistically nhl analysts agree if you’re shitposting on thanksgiving you’ll still be shitposting in may
>>158565257The real question is if they are walkin 'ere.
>>158565252
>>158565198for now.
>>158565275we call it turkiye here now
>>158565252Perfect excuse to disappear after the meal
>>158564269You could tell he was a pussy based on the hissy fit he threw when he had a mental breakdown on the Jets in the playoffs
>open /hoc/>see nothing but spergouts about my debbieslike clockwork
>>158565281European Union, I'm Turk.I.A.
i still call it the czech republicshant be changing
>>158565328I only learnt a few years ago that it was no longer czechoslovakia lol
>>158565281It will always be the sultanate of rum to me
>>158565198
>>158565344As for us? We are the sultans of swing.
It’s up
>>158565403>Vancouver has a 64% chance at something>Minnesota has 112.4% chance of the same thingDamn you Gary!
>>158565402Jen
>>158565344Rum ham
>>158565403Florida is too high and Anaheim is too low
>>158565415doesn't mind if /hoc/ don't make the scene.
Toronto having already traded away their 1st rd picks for both 2027 and 2028 is brutal
>>158565281oh yeah, how is it pronounced?
if we just stick to our own game and go one shift at a time, anything is possible
>>158565403>mild at the top of the chart Is this some kind of underflow error ?
>>158565466Their the best team right now
>>158565471according to what?
>>158565474The chart, obviously
Dallas Stars, Fifth Third Bank announce rebrand of Comerica Center to Fifth Third Arena
>>158565481Ya that's why I think it's in error
>>158565481>muh simulated success
>>158565483Really rolls off the tongue
Wild versus Habs is the one and only kino game of the day
>>158565483"1.666 Arena" sounds better
>>158565474Standings
i think it would be Based if some NHL players like the Tkachuks or whatever were guest stars on Smackdown or Raw
>>158565667I want hockey players to cut promos during the intermission, instead of gayass interviews
>>158565606they are 4th overall in the league by p%>mild
>>158565328I still call it the Dominion of Canada
p% is a cope
also, it's they're, not their
Really really good posts last night on here
>>158565667brother hell yeah and more of that there NASCUURRRR!!
Are the Jets going to be able to force NJ to swap goalies?My craps are playing tonight, and I still might watch that game instead because of the implications.
>>158565806If there's a hero in that locker room he will just injure Allen
>>158565773Well that is neither here nor there.
>>158565806No but like always monitor /hoc/ for unlikely events
Why are all the jewtubers so mad at helly? I thought resting your starters every now and then was a common practice in all sports? Also its probably not his decision.
>>158565811The jests should just start bowling for Allen.
>>158565835He’s a coward and needs to face his old teammates
>>158565835how naive are you exactly?
Fact: the people who designed the new USPS trucks is a Ducks fan.
Hellebuck is doing excellent heel work btw. Publicly demand the trade, sit out, very good. Then he gets traded to a team named "the devils", very meta. Then after all the people in winnipeg pay scalpers three or four times the cost of a ticket to the return game, he says he isn't playing. Just excellent heel work.
>>158565878Postal vehicles peaked with the RHD Jeep Cherokee
just gooned and lost NNN, bros Go Flames
i like how everything is pointing directly to the team being analytics retards yet canacucks still find a way to blame hellebuyck by simply disregarding all of this informationliterally mindbroken by the olympics
>>158565899This shit has no right to look as good as it does.
>>158565908how many cups for hellecuyck?
>>158565916how many cups for canada in the last 30 years?
>>158565936yes i agree hellecuyck is patheticgreat association
>>158565835I think to understand it you would have had to play a sport at any point in your life
>>158565947just like carey price
Erm why are (((da jooz))) mad at the guy for refusing to play against the team he quit on? Don’t they know Reddit and 1993?
>>158565908do you believe anything anyone tells you, or just only if they use a 'big brain' word like 'analytics'? Or are you really going with "world class goalie cant possibly play a game after he had two full days of rest"? Analytically, how often does a goaltender who pitched a shut out on his last game played (two full days ago, mind you) not play the next game?
>>158565844why
>rags
i just hope the jets fans dont cuck out and spend the whole game chanting "your wife is a whore"
habs are gonna cause moneypuck math nerds to seppuku tonight
after 10-15 years i got debanned from /r/habs i'll udpate the discord with fresh sfw memes
>>158565980they should be demanding their fish back
>>158565965i believe that sunny mehta is a complete fucking retard that wants to try and be tulsky so yes i do believe that's the team's reasoning
well /hoc/?
>>158562541You can tell Cole has Irish ancestry. My friend is Irish and he looks like Cole
>>158566006haha mtl is brown
kind of want to make a reddit account to see Jets fans crying they don't get to taunt their ex goalie
>>158566025Don’t worry our best posters are currently sleuthing Reddit to find the most epic Reddit seethe
>>158566025How cruel, bring back lots of screenshots
Im not on reddit
I wonder if reddit obsesses over /hoc/
Guys, don't tell 158566040
>>158566041If they don't, they probably should
Scott Stevens was a piece of shit headhunter who dodged fights his whole career because he was only good at elbowing small guys looking away.
Wah wah seethe more you manlet bitch
>>158566111checked
>>158566093stevens dodged fights because lindros beat the shit out of him once
>>158566111There is nothing wrong with being a manlet
>>158566118And Probert.
>>158566093Yeah, but he played for the Craps at one point, so he's alright.
>>158566093There is nothing wrong with attacking someone with their back turned
The NJ Devils have too much class for all these geeks, they should’ve just treated the game like any other, kept the lineup a secret, and waited til the last second for everyone to find out Allen is in net after all the tickets were sold and white outfits cobbled together. I hope they drop 10 on Winnipeg tonight
>>158566148Some people just wanna be rule lawyers, and don't understand the spirit of the game.
>>158566157Winnapeg will win since you have cursed it by being an overly uppity fuck about the whole thing
>>158566148shiieet das rite brotha
they don't even have gabagool in Winnipeg
>>158566185Do they at least have imitation gabagool?
I wish we could go back to a year ago before Devils fans existed
>>158566313it's amazing how quickly they appeared
>>158566338The biggest trick Devil's fans play is convincing us they were not real
also notice that a week after halloween lamiacs have disappeared? summer fags
>>158566313I've been here for years :/
the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at sacrifice
>>158566390we both have :)
>>158566313I was making these edits in the yani neko threads on /a/ for a bit, I wonder if some anons came to this board for the first time because of that.
Hello /hoc/ I was driving my car in Georgia and they were talking about a guy named Hellofabuck or something along the lines of that. What did the guy do to deserve be talked about in GA?
A lot of fags are going to get their comeuppance tonight
>>158566434He just wanted to make some Hellabucks
>a'Heckin'pyukeHe used to be the only Connor I didn't despise Oh well, to everything there is a season and stuff
>>158566434>GAyou forgot the Y
Ever notice how short ass niggas like Cole Caufield stand on their tippy toes in pictures?
>>158566495He's a big guy
>>158566495No, cause I'm not that superficial
what the frigg is in the water in nova scotia?>best in the world at /hoc/>most obese in /hoc/>
>>158566313>Jewish whiningShut up Hyman
>>158566578>what the frigg is in the water in nova scotia?hops, barley, alcohol, fermentation, the desire to binge mcdonalds
you are posting with your poppy on right /hoc/?
If you don’t like devils fans shitting up the thread you’re a jew
Let me detail the thread with devil pablum or be outed as a Jew. Your choice, goy.
we support any ardent or obnoxious fans of any team hereno matter how shit the teams are, someone will claim the bowl in the end
Just realized the buttons on my shirt have been misaligned all day. Anyway go Rangers!
unless you're in canada, of course
>>158566666>/hoc/ used to run /sp/
*puts on my poppy*
doing work chayka
Hellebuyck: "I'd be lying to you if I said my life hasn't changed since the Olympics, because it has in a very big way. But when you look at the border issues … is there some difficulties with being American playing in Canada? Definitely."Softest generation of players. Makes sense that they’re all boys with Kash Patel and other kiked out pedophile elites
*puts on my poopy*
>>158566836canadians were such sore losers about it they chased all the american players out of canada
*puts on your poppy*
does anyone have that webm of the Winnipeg fan cupping a fart and blowing it at his Blackhawks gf next to him
>>158566836>Homosexual drivelBruh, the only thing soft here is your stool you pillow biting faggot.
>>158566895I don't
*puts on your poopy*
>>158566895I thought I had that one for sure, but if I have it, I saved it somewhere other than with my /hoc/ shit. Have this instead.
*hang on, sloopy; sloopy, hang on*
>>158566973>Hold on sloopybut don't let go
>>158566970Laine SCARRR
thread fucking sucks
*puts on my nappy*
*puts out a purchase order for bulk jerseys*
*thanks Gary*
*Remixes the bulk order jerseys*
I’ll die before a poppy touches my lapel
these have to be all local time right?
>>158567119Local to the correct time zone, yes.
I'll die before the Sun's evolution turns it into a red giant and potentially envelops the Earth, and that gives me comfort, an odd comfort that's mostly unexplainable to the common layperson. Thank You for your attention to this matter
>>158567131 they play at 7 local, 8 eastern in St Louis8 eastern and 7 local in Winnipeg
>>158567119*EST
>>158567165that would mean the Jets are playing at 6 local time
>>158567144They should have thought about that before being in the wrong timezone.
>>158567196No, it's 7 because they didn't fall back and are still on DST.Retard
>>158567218oh
>>158567142I'll die before I have sex with a cute female (with a penis)
YAY! The main characters play today!
it's the same time in The Pas Manitoba as it is in eastern Quebec
Alberta bros... We're mid...
>>158566373i did notice but it doesnt hurt to remind everyone
>>158567319trevor neumale
>>158566856big papi is still happy here
>canadians were such sore losers about it they chased all the american players out of canadaMaotthews still occupies Toronto
If you're not from Cape Breton, stop posting on /hoc/.
How much of this is because of them being so far North that the map is warping, and how much of this is weird political shit?
>>158567360We left him behind as an insurgent to finish off laffs.
>>158567364the snowbelt? good question but we are seeing problems on both sides of the border
>>158567345him escaping unscathed boggles the mind
>>158567364meant for >>158567317
Manitoba did not move its clocks back because the province officially ended seasonal time changes and adopted permanent daylight saving time (UTC-5) starting November 1, 2026.
Manitoba joined other Canadian regions—including British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Yukon, and the Northwest Territories—that have phased out or eliminated the fall-back/spring-forward routine
fuck canada west of fredericton
>>158567317This is some elite jewish trickery.
fuck canada east of fredericton
fuck canada west of gatineau
>>158567415>>158567441Why not both?
Fuck Canada. Long live Greater Alberta
it's over
>>158567447i'll accept this
My leafs window getting closed tonite live on ppv
fuck canada South of the North pole.
>>158567502fuck usa north off plattsburg
>>158567479Emancipation of Americans was a mistake
>>158567557pretty sure he's Canadian
>>158567479David Reinbacher bros we've been vindicated
>>158567588Russian actually but either way these upity fucks should just lock in and play hockey instead of window shopping teams constantly
Now that the dust has settled, been swept up and thrown outside to blow onto the bitchy neighbor's house, why was McKenna such a bust? Was itA) >laffsB) manlet diseaseC) longstanding character defectsD) >laffsE) >laffs?
>>158567479This guy told teams when he was interviewed before the draft he only wanted to play in philthy kwab
>>158567479Send him to Edmonton. RNH-McDavid-HymanPodkolzin-Draisaitl-Michkov
>>158567557The dmanformation of Canada was a mistake.
>>158567611>1.8m >manlet retard
gary better drop those pucks or i'm dropping my PANTS!
>>158567360and let him rot there cupless for eternity
>>158567637>manlet detected
manlets score goalsmanlets wins gamesmanlets wins cup
>>158567647You're just encouraging him to delay the puck drops!The sooner you drop your pants, the sooner the puck drops.
Devils cannot be stopped
>>158567479He got in a disagreement with a defenseman cause Michkov made the wrong play. He didn’t “blow up on his teammates”Any of you believe Philly’s moving on from a young star cause of one small disagreement, I have ocean front property in Kansas to sell you
>>158567479Isn't he RFA?
>>158567637I don't even think Verne Troyer was 1'8.
>>158567611plays for a team in too close of proximity to detroit
*requests a trade*
>>158567592
I'm going to take an axe to somebody for reasons to be named later.
With attitude like this Michkov will play in the K soon.
>>158567683Taller than mitch to
why are Jets fans so angry?
my two favorite teams play each other tomorrow :(
>>158567701>plays for a team in too far of proximity to 1967Fify
>>158567759Hella got to leave unlike them
>>158567482almost got the opportunity to sell aj coke once>>158567678>I have ocean front property in Kansas to sell youcope this is impossible
>>158567763>nou
>>158567647Want to hit the sauna with me?
Hawks should pull of a desperation trade for Michkov that’ll be thing to turn the entire org around
>>158567773>hawks become bust central
>>158567664gary is just another typical chauvinist sports jock!!
thingken about becoming a necromancer irl
Ahem Michkov wants outWhere will he end up?
>>158567479Even with the loss my Nuckies broke Tocc and the Flyers.
>>158567797
>>158567806making a puppet out of roadkill doesn't make you a necromancer
>>158567820bud carries around a JVOEL puppet irl
>>158567806https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYQ3KcBFf7U
>>158567820Not with that attitude.
>>158567872>DARK LOUS
>>158567872whoop whoop
>>158567809novosibirsk with kane
>>158567809Islanders!!
>>158567900Fun
>>158567770No, nobody's 1967 except...>laffs
>>158567787They don’t have any busts
go knights go guards
>>158567809and this bozo needed to include the top of his head in the tweet why?
>>158567933Long live the Empire.
>>158567986It’s a frame from a video
Our Sennies play tonight :)
>>158567986it's his gimmick retardkun
>>158567613No. He did not. You can't find a source on that claim.
>>158567995Hooray!
Give me your hardest-hitting critique, /hoc/
>>158568030>>158564679
>>158568030>Clutch
>>158568040They should sue for copyright infrignement.
>>158568040>everybody move to Canada smoke lots of pot
>>158568030>sea lions>vanguards>havoc>clutch
>>158568030>called clutch >logo is a gear Dropped
>>158568047This is the kind of shitty, self-interested thinking that kept Utah from becoming the YetiFuck you, sirFuck you so hard you catch fire
>>158568070nta but no fuck you trb
> Keith Yandle said on today’s Spittin’ Chiclits that the Blackhawks tried to trade for Rickard Rakell but the player didn’t want to go…so the trade got axed. BLACKHAWKS NEW HOMETOWN REMIX SWEATERS LEAKED
>>158567985Vegas Vixens
>>158568073There's about 10 players in the entire league that care about winning and the rest just want to get paid.
>>158568040DREAM WITH THE FEATHERS OF ANGELS STUFFED BENEATH YOUR HEADTHE REGULATORS SWINGING PENDULUM
>>158568030my autistic latina congresswoman hates sea lions
>>158568116COME WITH ME IF AND WALK THE LONGEST MILE
>>158568174I wish I knew how to apply this knowledge to dox you
>>158568174kek what
HARD TIME BREED BETTER MEN
Hungry times breed a pidser
test
>>158568114Bedard is 1 of the 10
>>158568209The blacker the berry, the juicier the squeeze.
>>158568223test died KWADB
michkov shows up, half-asses everything, sucks ass, is benched by every coach he's played for, then decides it's time to move on
>>158568199She's been subverted by big salmon
>>158568246
>>158568244Sounds like a perfect player for the up and coming Blackhawks
>>158568246back in '02 or so my bro moved to the nice part of town into a pink house and he'd get mad when you called it pink he'd say it's salmon
>>158568256What a pinko.
>>158568260he went on a mormon mission kwab
>>158568262
>>158568030the havoc have great potential for the vagface cheer
I hate the flyers as much as the next guy but they can’t keep getting cutter gauthier’d every couple years that’s not cool
Wheeling @ Maine and Utica @ WBScranton are dropping puck around quarter bong from now
>>158568174also looks like a pwhl expert
>>158568302why not
>>158567479I want Michkov on my team. Get it done.
Which teams have the best ice?
>>158568331You gotta lose before you win in this league. 21 year olds haven’t paid enough dues to be pretending like they’ve earned the right to chase a cup by piggybacking on already established contenders
>>158568395Welcome to /hoc/, newfriend
>>158568404ice in the desert is an affront to god
My clutchies finna rape the pwhl
So what game we gonna watch?
>>158568461Gonna have to dual screen games. Gotta watch my craps play, but I want to hear the boos in Winnipeg.
>>158568461debbies and jets
>>158568461
why can't canadians stop harassing players and their families face to face in real life until they decide to leave the team
>>158568480Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
>>158568508It's the only way any pays them any attention.
>>158568403it's possible to lose before you lose and then players ask out and you lose. that's a possible cycle. the players know it, for 15 years buffalo was in it, the blackhawks are in it, detroit, jackets, all of canada. we're 1993, but to put it into perspective philly is 1975
>>158568414High elevation and dry makes for good ice
cot dam
>>158568461Bobrovsky is in net against colorado it's going to be a comedy
>>158568461OLE OLE OLE OLE
>>158568587Retard
>>158568587Imagine being this toxic. Helle is a human with emotions and feelings.
Devils appear to be participating in No Shave November
>>158568587>WE LOVE YOU>UNTIL YOU LEAVE THEN YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN SHIT AND WE'VE ALWAYS SECRETLY DESPISED YOU>ALSO WE CAN ONLY INTERNALIZE YOUR DECISION WITHIN THE CONTEXT OF SPORT BECAUSE WE DRINK TOO MUCH LISTERINE
>>158568587Softest bantz ever
Get them! Kill them! Make them cry boo hoo hoo to their momma!
This'll show him!
>>158568587Islanders girl made a video and everyone clowned on her now this is cool?
>>158568604Us devils fans don’t know what shaving is!
>>158568635Why?
>>158568601>Helle is a humanYou dare call this thing human?
>>158568587>blame him for your team losing in the playoffs >threaten to kill him>threaten to kill his family>threaten to sexually assault his wife>torment him even after he asks to leave This is why everyone is leaving Canadian teams. Is anyone surprised?
>>158568649Gotta protest something.
>People wearing poppy flowersWait a minute, I thought some heavy drugs were made from poppys? Huh, thats odd.LETS GO SENATORS
>Hmmm, what should we name our team here in Winnipeg? Hey, I know, let’s go with the JETS. Love planesOk?
my avies :)
>Accidentally bought a group ticket from the MormonsFuck they're gonna knock on my door again
>>158568666>>threaten to kill him>>threaten to kill his family>>threaten to sexually assault his wifeProof?
>>158568587Reaaaaal classy, leafs. 1993, btw.
>>158568675>Murder captial of CanadaShould of went with Wackos
Guys! It's almost hockey time.
>>158568710Oh boy
>Tverberg on the second lineThis team fucking suckPut McKenna with Matthews and Cowan on the second lineI hate this Hiller retard, might as well have kept Berube
>But first, a land acknowledgmentLMAOOOOOOOO
>>158568610*gives up 39 goals over meaningful 13 games*
*woos in silence*
*Boos your team*
>>158568723Gotta shout out the land, its what the ice sits on bud
>overcome with a hunger for food
*sings the national anthem at double speed except for the rockets red glare part*
>>158568743I have some ching chong food in the fridge, its pretty good, want some?
I love CP
C A P S CRAPSCRAPSCRAPS
>see the puck>free the puck>be the puck
Good job Senators.
>>158568761DO NOT THE PUCK
>snes
Carey price getting a Stalin length standing ovation
Chants of “thank you Connor” echoing throughout the syrupdome
>>158568771to late
>>158568753I prefer pizza with toppings
>>158568781Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this.
So is the Jersey Devil based on a myth, person, sexual preference or a sandwich?
>>158568789I think sandwich
Clobber bubble wrap boy
>>158568789Yes
>>158568789a myth apparently there are marshes with a devil in it
>>158568809>>158568809>>158568809NEW
>>158568789All three>mythical, sexually perverse owner of a delicatessen who became a legend, and it's part of the City of Newark's bus tour
