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>>158563638Anime
sir, a terrorist has just attacked cricket
>>158563673SAAR A SECOND KWABJAR HAS DONE THE NEEDFUL DO NOT REDEEM THE BOOK VOUCHER
yeah Khawaja your back was in pieces after your arse got blown out by based Head actually performing, you painfully brown mental midget
Khawaja will end up on the right side of history
>>158563541>doesn't drink>can easily recognise "drunk" anglos via stained "red mouths from bottles of wine"why did he make this up
>this is all head's fault
crazy how the thing that put this all in motion was uzzie blowing his back out playing a simple round of golf
>be pro cricket player>ez life kicking everyone's arse>decide one day to play a 15x more vigorous sport called golfonly himself to blame he knew the risks
Background:>Usman Khawaja has blown open a near decade old case of ball tampering with new information that the entire team was across the scheme. This directly contradicts the testimony of the bowling unit in 2021, thus calling them liars and scoundrels. >Additionally, Usman has claimed that he was snubbed from the Australian captaincy for racist reasons, and called Travis Head a backstabber for wanting to open the batting in his place.>Please ignore the fact that Usman's book releases soon - available in all good bookstores.Khawaja takes to social media to desperately defend himself:>>158524195>>158524251>>158558564Excerpts:>>158563541>>158555908
>>158563638/cric/ stands with Uzzy
>Usman Khawaja to join Sky Sports for the Ashes
>the first subcontinental player to don the baggy green is also the nation's most reviled Honestly speaking what percentage of that is explained by racism?
>shan't be downloading your book and asking for an ai summary highlight controversial takes.
I'm not really following this story but Khawaja has really mindbroken pozzies it seems which is hilarious
the whole team being in on it is a trvthie but the rest of the stuff comes off as poothetic whingingcummins even stopped the champagne celebration when they won the wtc for him as well kek
I preferred it when ex sportsmen were just never heard from again once their playing days were over. Now its just never ending. They play sport until they're 40, then go out of their way to stay in the media for the rest of their lives. "He called me a paki" "We all knew about sanding the ball", riveting stuff usman
>>158564091Lehmann and Starc immediately running to the media to be like 'nooooo we dindu nufin' was the dumbest response ever lmao. thinking zachy was right about them not being known for their iq after all
thinking warnie was right about bongs not being known for their ashes after all
Walking to bouldering
>Media trying desperately to tarnish Aussie cricket by digging up more sandpaper gate information, a scandal that occured eight years ago >BBC are putting out articles comparing the ball tampering to Man City and the Houston AstrosLegitimately embarrassing considering South Africa won the series and the second and third test. It's a non story being given a push by Penguin so can hype up a book release and cricket fans have something to talk about.
>>158564520BIGGIOIGGIO
we don't sign our posts here
u wot mouite
Rosa Parks sat down so Uzzie could pad up Innit la¿
…yh.. Wilberforce abolished the slave trade, the suffragettes won the vote, Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat, and Churchill defended the realm, all so Uzzie could shoulder arms to a 78mph wobble-seamer at Lord’s, retire, and write a book about discrimination. bosch x
>googoo gaa gaa
bosch x
>Queensbrownder crying trying to throw GODtorians under the bus about starting the cheating cultureJust when you thought a state could not get more weasly
their silence is DEAFENING
DIRTY ROTTENCHEATINGCONVICTS
>brits are frothing at the mouth to see some aussie dramagrow up
>>158563638KEK
NEW EXERTS FROM SAAR >Beginning in 2012, trains arrived directly inside the Auschwitstralian II-Birkenau camp via a rail siding leading to the unloading ramp. >Upon arrival, team doctors conducted "selections," sending roughly 75% of new arrivals directly to cricket net chambers and others to forced labor.NEVER FORGET THE 6 GAJILLION LOST RUNS SAAR
>>158568467the way you lot are reacting and getting mindbroken by some age old book selling techniques is genuinely hilarious to see. best part is there's going to be way more books like this in the future - the smith one should be good
>>158568545still waiting for bairstows book where he admits he was a hippocrit and had no leg to stand on
>>158568467Brits arent relevant to cricket anymore who gives a fuck. CumGOD ended english cricket, all that is left are echoes or a once great cricket nation looking to blame anyone but their own gatekept system for their downfall. Mccullum won
well, i always thought it was dirty to throw smith under the bus, im glad now its being revealed that the whole team decided to blame a legit autist rather than take any responsibility themselves. ever since i was a kid the aussie team has always been described as grubs even by aussies and theyre never beating those allegations. i believe uzi and warner on this
>>158568563cool story champ. whens the next test?
The dirty rotten convicts doth protest too much methinksThey know they are rancid cheats
If youre not cheating youre not winning ;)
warner smith and bancroft in particular got thrown under the busreckon youd have heard of this back then when everyone was hating on them particularly the harshness of their bans by CA the paki fraud has been shithouse at best and his entire career was saved by one innings in england, rest of the time he was a liability dont trust anyone from a literal terrorist family, hope he mentions his families ties to isis and his bro trying to blow up a plane
how does warner sleep at night with the literal image of his wife getting piped up the arse by sonny bill williams in a night club toilet out there
>cheat>still loseKek convicts are shit and because convicts define their entire identity by their self-proclaimed sporting "prowess" they are in total identity crisisThe façade of the "fair dinkum" convict is destroyed
reckon its funny as fuck desu. we unironically got away with it lmao, shame steve smith missed out on a big chunk of cricket though
Was Smith really hard done by if he was the captain? In that position you gotta take disproportionate responsibility and try to shield others from blame, it's the captainy thing to do
>BREAKING: ICC announce that Australia's test cricket team to be penalised with a 200 run deduction per match of their test series with New Zealand this summer in response to historical cheating allegations. More to come...ITS SO FUCKING OVER FOR AUSSCUM
*does a cheat haka*
I just read up on what he's said in his book and how is any of it surprising, unironically? does anyone here or in the public genuinely think the whole team wouldn't know? that's always how ball tampering works. thought there'd be something much more interesting disclosed than this given all the media storm
>>158568775I guess a 3-0 series win for us will have to do
>doesn't mention anything about his terrorist brother in the bookhuh? how about that?
https://www.flashscore.com/news/cricket-test-series-usman-khawaja-cancels-all-book-related-media-after-tense-abc-interview/dtVS2SNN/guess he threw his mates under the bus for nothing then, what a cunt
britjeetpakis kissing his arse lmao keep going
>>158568775still win in 3 days lol
>>158568882Hes lined up for this summer with fox commentary alongside alyssa she finna heem him
>>158568882he knows hes losing grip on the story
>>158568744100% guaranteed that sandpaper wasnt his idea and smith was the type of captain who was peer pressured a lot by the more outgoing grubs on the team, then they let him take the fall and lose his job and livelihood for some time on top of it all
>>158568882He underestimated the racism and pure amorality of the AustraLIAR public
>>158568891seething convictshiter number 3192. probably has that number on your orange hand me down prison suit as well lmao
>>158568975we HATE cunts
>>158568984> brown pakilol
>claims to be as Australian as anyone>keeps crying about how he is brown and gives an Arabic word for his book title.Sounds like he'd have been a better fit in England
>>158568904>warner>usman>healyall in the combox at the same time
Raygun irreparably unravelled the image of the convict
why are convicts exposing themselves as such thin skinned little rats? I thought convictshitters were meant to be mentally tough? stick and stones will break my bones... but so will words in some dumb book apparently. embarrassing
> why are <paki headcanon>
>>158569292They cant stand being told they shouldn't lie and cheat
>we've not really made hundreds of posts seething about the book over the last two threads i-it's just headcanon
>>158569350Why don't they stop cheating and then lying about cheating? Maybe it's ingrained into their DNA
>>158569340kek
>Kwaja writes a whole book about crying.Anon's are like why is he crying?UK flag actually you're crying.
just want Kath back and Marn back lads
>>158569520just not the same
>khawahwah
Test
cricket
marnie is batting for qld right now
crywajah
>>158568648Wait, there's images / film? I knew about it happening, but I didn't know there was footage lmao.
Zachy if he had talent.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbVlI7riFWI/what the average english rose looks like because they cant get any real sun
Big things happening in Kathmandu
https://youtu.be/4nJ9YOoN01g?si=a9r_WwKQKDsml8fo
Having a hard time imagining David Warner reading anything
>>158570043>Speaking your truthopinion discarded
>>158570043>your truthnot the truth
>>158570043bro talking as if this is an unsolved murder case and the victims family needs closureblud nobody cares anymore
khawanka got me seethin'!
very brainful 12(36) for marnie
>>158569098unfathomably disgusting
why'd he have to get a shitty dig in on based Trav thoughslimy behaviour desu
I can't believe you racist hwite Aussies
>>158564091Last time an aussie lost his shit this badly, he took down 4chan for like a day.
>Handscomb closing in on 100 against WA>He's only 35 years oldWelcome back to the #3 spot Peter
>>158571128Travis dickhead is a cringey try hard le true-blue Ozzie moustache man redditor
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DflGRWeyR6k/kek look at this fuckwit squirmrealises the news anchorette has him cornered and about to commit potential libel
>>158571740
>>158569483corrrrr as-salamu alaykum
>bet yours isnt this big anon!
>>158571818>RPing as a womanYWNBAW
>>158571818what's wrong with this bloke's face?
>>158571828>>158571832pathetic posts
based (You) giver
>>158571876
jam boy having his usual midnight seethe again I see
Midnight Seethe is a good album title for a shitty band
Will they ever play for India?
>>158572114the last uncharted bbcs
>>158572120That's some other group. Jarawas got Jeeted
>>158569098I will unironically switch to 7 and listen to Langer (and then kill myself shortly afterwards).
>>158572151sad!
Erewhon is a shitty album title for a shitty band
>>158572187is this some new Daniel lore
fact of the matter is /cric/ peaked this night and it's never reached heights anywhere near close since https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwwL5EksAgg
>>158572187>/cric/ hasn't been any good for the last decadeyeah that's pretty true
>>158571740so true
Would have had to consider adjusting my world view if a Paki had turned out to be a good bloke and not an annoying crying shithead, thank you Usman
>>158569098That'll be 80 dollars a month for gayo, no refunds
usman khawaja is the good guy. the sooner the cricketing world admits that, the sooner we can all start the healing process.
more like Pussman KWABja
Grace just posted some epic feet pics
>>158572541crisp third-person Zackyjamboybot post
they're merging
I love women who play cricketbutgolf women absolutely mog them
I thought the only women who played golf were old or chinese
No but Phoebe May
>>158572772woulndt mind giving her some angullongus iykwim haha
GloriousOrthodoxLeft-armFlight
I wonder why Koala didnt say it at the time, Or any other time in the next 8 yearsOr didnt wait till the other sandpaper bros had retired in a few yearsWhat a cunt
>>158572993>cricket is so shit, glad it's on the verge of death
Bouldering later
zachy the paki
paki poowen
That euphoric feeling when you reach the top plastic rock and look up at the beautiful unfinished factory ceiling
couchy cope
That euphoric feeling when you reach the prostate with your plastic cock and look up at the beautiful unfinished factory ceiling
who the fuck are you talking to
>mfw I tell her "my truth"
>>158564091You will never be a real Indian. You have no childhood memories growing up in India, no competent hindi language skills, no genuine cultural knowledge. You are a brown English man twisted by self-hatred and delusions of ethnic grandeur into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.All the validation you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Indians mock you. Your nānī is disgusted and ashamed of you, your "dost" laugh at your incomprehensible """hindi""" behind closed doors.Indians are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Indians to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even British ''''Asians'''' who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to an Indian. Your accent and tourist like behavior is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Jeeta home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your ''curry'' and "British Indian" food.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning, say "namaste" to the mirror and spend 10 minutes with duolingo, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.This is your fate. This is what your parents choose when they fled their shithole motherland. There's no turning back.
>>158573258
gm bhaaannnnCHHHJODS https://youtu.be/Si-pC4Of3X0
>>158573321hi sexy how you doing did you sell the game of cricket to your fellow americans yet
>>158563638Why isn't cricket more popular in Liberia?
have you blokes noticed the britflags barely ever post pictures with their comments?why is this?
my estimation of uzman saarwazar izzat just fucking plummeted
Alright. Im just beginning to follow the Usman book drama. Why do I imagine the general public will turn against him simply because he is ratting out teammates etc
>>158573829because they will
>>158573829David Warner only cares about money, he's only backing (mistakenly) Usman because he sees dollar signs, he ditched his own brother's wedding to get like 20 runs in the fucking meme bash for fuck sake (arrived in a chartered helicopter)Usman can say whatever the fuck he wants but actions hold the truth, he's bringing up old done shit to sell his book full stop, he had years and years to talk about this but now he wants to sell his shitty book and cry racism and make up lies (his truth) so now its all coming to lightAustralia thankfully nothing fucking happens here so the media's go to is sport controversary so journo'sare like footy players when Candice Warner goes to the dunny and they make it bigger than what it is tl;dr le koala will be remembered as a little whiney bitch, warner will never dodge the cuck allegations, Australia has a 50/50 chance of beating SA in a rematch maybe
>>158573829hes a fuckwit for more reasons than this event and him being a paki dogbutthink hes just totally misunderstood how this would all go. I think he thought all of his other teammates were going to come out and say yes its true (obviously he had some agreement with warner that he would follow up khawajas accusations), however the bowling group are still playingthink he also believed he would just be able to say "his truth" and then not face scrutiny, so hes like half committed to being a whistleblower, whereas the media was always going to push for morejust wait. he will blame the totally valid pushback hes getting on racism
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dedh1z9xHhz/
how do england always find themselves in the position of protagonists lads?also why do pozzies just think cheating is ok and if you call it out you're le bad? do they have the part of the brain missing which says cheating = wrong?this odi series is now literally good (>us) vs the pure cheating evil of poostraliabut don't worry other cricketing nations, we'll save the sport once again. lets heem these kangapoos
>england>protagonists
>>158577143if ur not cheating ur not tryingthey are simply the arsenal fc of cricket
>>158577143>do they have the part of the brainno
>>158573258chuckled
>hmm wonder why zachy's spent all day seething in his bedsi->Coachella has announced the line-up for its 2027 festival, with Dua Lipa set to be the first solo female British artist to headline
>>158564520>Astros get FUCKED bbc, my Astros literally dinfu nuffin
the average australian be like>our team committed a horrible crime 8 years ago that was one of the most disgraceful moments in the 100+ years history of the sport... but uhhh... p-please forget about it saar
>>158577143Mate we're descendants of convicts. Lying, cheating and stealing is in our blood.
>>158577825vpn off, paki
cowardly brits be like>hmmm the aussies got caught doing what we are doing, im scared and pissing my pants that we might get caught - we better stop tampering
Another on pitch seshAnother absolute gotm contenderAnother bhagwan-tier assist>ball in the right corner >team mate spots me lurking near the centre>does a long cut back>first time shoot on the 45 it from a distance in off the bottom far postPure technique for days weak DNA engshitters simply could never
everytime they ask shitjeet to take a cornerhe opens a shoplmao gotten
I played football semi-professionally. Striker obviously. Similar style to Luis Suarez
>convict kekaroo>likens his playstyle to a diving sudaca cheat who was banned for biting an opponentMakes sense
>Second best striker the EPL has ever seen after Thierry>Nooooo he heckin bit someone, he's actually a cheat and I hate him
Luv'd the nasher of Norwich. Note i didn't mention THAT handball as that was actually based and not cheating. But his constant diving absolutely was and it's unsurprising that a kekaroo wouldn't consider that cheating, much like using sandpaper on a cricket ball and then lying about itIf you have any tell us some of your kekaroo stories
course the molester of leicester likes the nasher of norwich
Didn't really cheat in football, not really any ways to do so (diving isn't cheating).Talked about my experiences with ball tampering in age group state cricket here previously.
>>158578390Drogba never bit anyone
>>158578390Kane never bit anyone.
>>158578390shearer never bit anyone
How do you actually marry someone like this though? Like what's going through your head? must be the same kind of indecency that makes you think sandpapering the cricket ball is a good idea. Strange people.
I'd marry SBW
>>158579577imagine their kids being shown this pic of their mother while at school lol
>>158577746*BANG BANG*
>>158580205>the grubs are all scared and turning on each otherlove to see then squirm
it's cute seeing all the CA shills DESPERATELY trying to convince people that book deals aren't entirely the advance and that minor sports stars sell enough to make anything beyond that. legit retards operating on forty year old publishing knowledge.
nightmare blunt rotation
>>158580205>Uzzy's allegations>allegationsits his truth, chud
the judas of aussie cricket if you will
gonna write a book exposing /cric/
>>158580642daniel already did that
>>158580205>i've taken time to remember all the extensive cheating i've been directly involved in so i can manufacture some responses to get the media off my back while i deflect the blame onto othersthat's my captain <3
>>158580205
Cumdog... not like this...
>>158580205be kino if he just went nuclear on uzziewould probably gain some respect for him
>>158577792You just know the Aussies would be having a tantrum if it was the English or Indian team
>>158579577any cock pics?
>>158579577manlet inferiority of course
>>158580205>sincerely "please watch our sport" postingBased Captain Woke is an /alf/ posterMust be a Swannies fan
>>158581379
>https://x.com/Social_binn/status/2120726091828810144/video/1she seems angryprobably over some of his dog shit captaincy decisions over the yearsunderstandable
>>158581379sounds like a carlton fan by his message
>>158581432>Pat and Becky have been together since meeting at a bar in Kings Cross in 2013, when Pat was 20 and Becky, just 22.Can't believe Cumdog was groomed and raped and forced into a child marriage.
>>158581464shes almost certainly filled his head with climate change and bullshit like that too
>>158581464>Cumdog was groomed and raped and forced into a child marriageNo wonder the jamboys love him.
>>158581432shes telling him to stop being a liar and admit that the whole team knew about the sandpaper.
>>158581432looks performative as fuck>his hand gesturesabout as weak as his batting
why is she crashing out about it anyway, did uzzie write something about her?
>>158581574If it does have something to do with the cricket team she's probably had a argument with Steve Smith's woman Dani. Apparently Dani is pretty outspoken and flat out tells Gaz's second wife Emma to fuck off a bunch because Emma had a hand in breaking up Gaz's first marriage.
>be super handsome tall athletic gigachad apex sportsballer>still have to meekly stand there while some absolutely WALLED karen lectures youSurely this must be the most gynocentric civilisation in history
me¿ cpt. pat over any pakirat trying to sell a book
>>158578177>>158573258
>>158581616>gigachadhes not an afl player tho
>>158581616this is his fault for allowing her to speak to him like that and get away it, unreal how buck broken these high society types are.
>>158581574She realised she married a scumbag. Should have known immediately when she found out his nationality
>>158581616fed up of being a subhuman 175cm turbomanlet lads, how do i grow taller like cummins i wanna mog people
Why do Australians defend cheating and lying like their lives depend on it?
>fed up of being a subhuman 175cm turbomanlet lads, how do i grow taller like cummins i wanna mog people
>>158581765Anglo admixture
>>158581765hatred for pakis and browns is greater than hate for cheating
just JUST my shit up
>>158581765This is not the time to bring up the effectiveness and safety claims of the covid vax m8
>>158581574
>>158581791which one of them is supposed to be "the australian"?
I'd worship her milf feet and make her happy
>>158581770cant tell if hes tiny or just in a place where the straws, pepper shakers and beer bottles are giant
>>158581616>>158581791>>158581827face like a smashed crab. he needs an exit strategy from Gazza
>>158581846he is certainly not a large man.
>>158581842every time if seen a woman post an 'icks' list, like the most disgusting red flag turnoffs to them liking feet is always on there.
>>158581791thats my captain
>>158581791huge story loss letting a bitch speak to you like this. Hope he steps down as captain in shame.
>>158581574fuck he lays down the LAW at 0:19
>>158581616She looks like Adern
based Mrs cummins taking the heat off khawaja
>getting lectured by an English person on honestyAustralia really fell off
>>158581874Shalom.
>>158581765pro tip: reverse swinging the ball makes cricket great again
>>158581765we dont cheat, we just leave her for another woman
>>158581574she looks haggard and washed upa man of his looks and money could have a grace hayden type around his arm who would give him nothing but pure love
what would be the point of tampering the ball if the bowlers werent aware you had done so
>>158581959maybe they practiced the sandpaper thing using her face first to see if it worked
lifting balls
>>158581967for>>158581963
>>158581967ur mum lifted my balls last night m8
what time is pat speaking to the media tomoz, wonder bulshit from his lawyers hes gonna spew
>>158581827in retrospect the sun was a mistake
>>1585820069:30am
the clip of bison doing a presser on reddit is pretty crazyguilty af
>>158581574>omg a couple are talking >put it in slow motion and we'll say they're arguing >Jamie call the clickbait department we're gonna need their best work on this one!
hope this fucks off soi cummins and brings back the australian cunts who chin any chirpy brown cunt
see ya at the gaz moite
this drama is fuckin epic, uzzie is a legend for this
>>158582043pretty strategic too, between criggy matches
if i was a player I would simply say "im not going to speak on it until ive retired and have a book coming out"
were
wolf
pretty telling that uzi gets backlash for wanting to tell the truth and be honest, what ever happened to taking accountability and owning up to your mistakes, you really gonna let someone else expose you for lying, being a grub and letting a few take the fall for the whole group while they got banned and their livelihoods taken away from them for that period of time while the rest of yas continued playing like you weren't in on it? pat needs to fucking step down and take a good hard look at himself, all this time acting like some hot shit holier than thou social justice warrior and feminist
>>158582062trvke
if a bloke like warner can be mates with a muslimwhats your excuse?
Cummins should sandpaper a ball live during the presserbloody soft cunts innit
the umpires should have been stood down for inspecting the ball and finding 0 damage
me¿ prefer not being kaBOOMed or stabbed plain x
Pat Cummins?More like Pat Tamperings
is it ironic that there's a kebab foodtruck permanently parked outside the Phoenician Business Centre at Fairfield?Any irony experts in?
>>158582081self respect and adequate threat perception
2 year ban for all Australian cricket teams
>>158582092I don't want to talk about it.
>>158582081warner is also a bloke who put a ring on this lady >>158579577 >>158568648 not sure if that matters here
should we really count any england ashes 'losses' against any ausgaylian team featuring smith or warner or (now it seems) anyone from that generation? just isn't cricket is it. who knows what else they were doing?
>self respect and adequate threat perceptionSame reasons we steer clear of convicts
I think ive seen the ball reverse maybe 3 or 4 times since sandpapergateWe should presume cheating if we ever see it again
we are getting absolutely battered by the poms in these threads of late. theyre having a jolly good time at our expense. it not right
>can bash the pozzies for cheating with sandpaper >can also bash uzzy the muzzy and his supporters for being backstabbers and more Another total moral victory
>raygun>sandpapergate>hyrox shittergate>sandpapergate reduxDirty rotten convict ijjat crashed harder than twiglet leg's parsiq stocks
>>158582123cheating is just part of their culture innit. back in the day dennis lillee would come out with steel bats as well - they've tried to play unfairly from every angle of the sportalso look at this, seems he wants to cry through all his 'no comment' non-answers. he got destroyed lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/v/kP9G8eNGNwU
>>158582143aye, but can you win a test series against us?
>>158582149https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP9G8eNGNwU
>>158582151can >yous win a series without cheating?
>>158582151kek bodied that freak
>>158582146Australian cricket swirling round the drain like zachys head hair
come on lads. could a team where Gary 'Nathan' Lyon is constantly referred to as 'the GOAT' really be guilty of cheating?
getting railed in a public bathroom is pretty hotim gonna try it once in my life
>>158582149lmao why don't they just say what everyone knows already. looks so shifty trying to dodge questions like this.
>muzzrat dogging his teammatesSHOCKIG. wait until you find out which islamic nation has a lot of business/politics and spy interests in this country.
>>158582154dear oh dearnot a good look pozziebros. need to sack the media manager kek
the biggest crime is ODIs are still a thingseriously who the fuck is watching that shit
>wait until you find out which islamic nation has a lot of business/politics and spy interests in this countryEnglel?
>>158582190iran. we have high court judges that are on the payroll of iran.
>>158582141see>>158582210
>>158582205bulshit
>>158581574from 17 seconds on he's telling her he's had a gutsfull of all the chatter and is telling everyone to fuck off; she wants him to continue onhe announces his retirement at the presser, you heard it here first
ausgaylians cheat the same way fishes swim
>>158582225who do you think let the lindt cafe bloke out on bail you dumb cunt. his mistress literally murdered his wife and he was an accessory and they both got bail.
we havent cheated in almost a decade
what is englel going to resort to to try to get a win? because you need something because your team is shite, as usual.
>bitch marsh cowardly dodges every single question because he wants to 'look forward' to an 'incredibly important' series>the series in question? some random 3 ODI + 5 T20 meme tour
reckon ''''''''''glammy''''''''lad (total tarq btw) is listening to some shite techno to celebrate as we speak
>>158582266there are numerous reasons why people are granted bail, wheres the proof iran is paying these judges or having any influence over them. do you even see how crazy you look spouting this tripe
>>158582280too true, wiping the floor with england is a bit of a meme tour
and wiping the ball with sandpaper in just another monday in pozzieland
>>158582082THis!!
Now that Khawaja has admitted Australia were cheating when do we get all the ashes victories they robbed from us backdated
>>158582052we’re*
>>158581574pat is a certified ball sniffer
>>158582450t=23t=46
>jeez u hit a six off the first ball there moite
>>158581574> All those years of licking Uzzie’s arse, appeasing him, removing sponsor logos, not spraying champagne, all to be stabbed in the back at the first available opportunity. You must feel like a right gullible dickhead!
>>158582480>well done
this yank is full on talking and replying to himself
tabla x
>>158582523mindbroken by travis head humiliating shitdia last wc
should i go to the odi tomorrow y/ni have the time to go to half of it but idk if i can be bothered
ah yes seblard aka the 48 year old 1st gen head wobbling jeet in the pooSA still posting in the 'chabbin bla knameen pozzie kabloom bla xx chabbinla moite?' style. might want to grow up at some point rajdeep
Just got back from camping lads mozzies were fucked
>>158582288NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFUCK SLURRY
keKkk
>>158582833Nicko seething
Anderson is 44 wtf lmao didn't realise he was quite that oldwhat is bruv doing just retire already
>>158582643yes mate.
>>158582062If you dont have loyalty, you have nothing. Honesty and accountability mean nothing without loyalty.
some oc lads
you now realise that warner got to stay in the aussie team for longer than he deserved because CA owed him for taking the fall for sandpapergate
>>158582919see>>158582480>>158582508
>>158582919KEK
>>158582833>You low IQ moron>Carlton pfpkek
>>158582833based blooser
>>158582210keKkkkk*yoink*tabla x
>3 odis>5 bbl gameshere's an idea TEST FUCKING CRICKET
>>158582833jagga > daicos
>>158583259wrong sport champ this is /cric/
weird how if you're guys and play sport together suddenly it's ok to be extremely gay and do really gay shite
>>158583289t. nigel no mates
nah mate they're objectively acting really homosexual there. simple assame with all those zamba webms
bros being bros
>>158583268Ok kid.
>>158583315cringe
>>158577705good find kek. he's been reeeaaallll quiet since this dropped hasn't hetbf to the lad few years ago and after a couple of pints he did admit to liking one kiss - not that Dua is that amazing but she definitely did poo out a few decent pop bops
Literally nothing wrong with a bit of gay stuff now and then. How do you guys take your poppers? I’m a sock method man
>>158583613straight out of the bottle while watching a rain delay on the 3rd day of a test like God intended
cricket is probably one of the least gay sports tbf
>>158581574>>158581616>>158581791Holy moly. Even captain woke deserves better than this walled bitch. He should dump her immediately for an 18yo smoke show.
>>158582154HAHAHAHA fucking hell what a retard. Just say no, lmao.
kek so true>did you know about the tampering mate?>*gives 10 minute answer* 'jeez you hit a six off the first ball mate' 'I respect a lot of people have given their story but I'm not here today to give mine'>It's a yes or no question>*dodges answering for another 20 minutes*
